00:01Hey, come look at this.
00:03What is...?
00:04It's the most dangerous animal responsible for over 500 human deaths a year.
00:09It's so cute.
00:12The only cute hippo is a dead hippo.
00:18Man-eaters.
00:21Welcome to New Orleans.
00:23We're not here for a long time.
00:25We're here for a good time!
00:26He has given us a discount to go see alligators in a bayou.
00:36Please, arms and legs inside of you.
00:46What the hell did that?
00:48Something big.
00:51Your wound, it would need a 10-inch tooth.
00:57Are we even supposed to be here right now?
01:00We're off course.
01:02You're safe as long as you stay out of the water.
01:08I'm gonna get you out of here!
01:14Hey, we're over here!
01:15Get us out of here!
01:17Anyone sees anything...
01:20Point in the direction.
01:25Boss...
01:26Where?
01:30You know how I could have got here?
01:34Holy shit.
01:37Hey, easy girl.
01:41Run!
01:46Hippos are vegetarian.
01:49They ain't killing you to eat you.
01:54It's killing you for fun.
02:00You are literally the worst tour operator.
02:03Which has been the best.
02:04No!
02:05No!
02:07No!
02:10No!
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