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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! 2026
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00:00:08i'm sorry for your loss abigail as per your adopted father's wishes i placed you in the honors
00:00:14courses congratulations thank you mr peters i hope you'll feel right at home here at clearwater high
00:00:23mom dad you guys can rest easy now uncle ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's the first
00:00:29day of my brand new life stop i'm pregnant with your baby you can't keep ignoring me
00:00:50what are you ignoring me now last warning you do that again next time i run you
00:00:58was that night we shared together not special to you chris i want to be more than just another one
00:01:04of your booty calls i want to be your girlfriend oh my god did she seriously just say that not
00:01:09gonna
00:01:10lie though chris is insanely hot i totally settle for a one night stand a typical spoiled jock
00:01:17we both know nothing happened you spiked my drink i blacked out i was drugged out of my
00:01:23mind and i still didn't lay finger on it chris please give me a chance give our baby a chance
00:01:30please chris what are you doing you could have hurt the baby one more lie and it's over for you
00:01:40and
00:01:40that so-called baby of yours hey asshole what's your deal you can't just go around pushing pregnant
00:01:46girls like that apologize hey i said apologize who is that girl did you not hear me tell her you're
00:01:58sorry oh my god she's so cooked that locket is like super important to chris okay now you're really
00:02:09asking for
00:02:24he's kind of hot
00:02:29no abigail wake up i'm sorry i broke your locket okay it was an accident but it's nothing compared
00:02:36to what you did just walking around shoving girls you knock up sometimes the truth isn't always what
00:02:43it sounds like i don't need an apology just get out of my sight
00:03:06you're proud of me mom i held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:10wanted
00:03:12hey chris remember how you always wanted a sibling guess what i just found you a sister
00:03:19wait what a sister where where is she well she should be here any second now why don't you come
00:03:26downstairs when you're ready what the hell who would dad even have a kid with wait wait wait and how
00:03:34old
00:03:34is this sister i'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now am i wait dad is she
00:03:39like my real
00:03:40sister yes all right
00:03:46wait a second did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister of course she is
00:03:52she's my best
00:03:52friend's daughter abigail please come in come in
00:04:00wait let me let me take this for you
00:04:06abigail your dad was like my best friend in the world i just want you to think of this house
00:04:11as
00:04:12your home i know it's been rough and clearly i'm not gonna you know replace him but hopefully i can
00:04:17be a good father to you too
00:04:21thank you uncle ben and feel free to call me dad i mean if you when it why don't i
00:04:27introduce you to
00:04:28your brother he's gonna love you i am sure of it chris come down your sister's here
00:04:38it's you
00:04:41you
00:04:42you two know each other already that's perfect
00:04:51i hate to do this but i actually have to leave town on a business trip
00:04:54so this punk here is gonna watch after you while i'm gone
00:04:58you two play nice chris do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans
00:05:07i'm abigail
00:05:10how old are you
00:05:1217
00:05:13we're the same age does that mean dad cheated on mom
00:05:17why the hell are you here
00:05:18i just transferred to clearwater high
00:05:20that's why you saw me earlier
00:05:22oh and dad told me if you ever need help with homework or
00:05:24you just had to transfer to my school huh
00:05:27what are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make
00:05:31my life miserable what else did dad say
00:05:34he said that since we're brother and sister we should probably try to get along
00:05:42does he really have to be this close
00:05:44yeah i'm an only child
00:05:45i don't have a sister
00:05:48fine then
00:05:51you know what i actually don't want a brother like you anyway
00:05:54because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away
00:05:58watch your fucking mouth
00:05:59you watch your mouth or i'll hit you
00:06:11whatever this is probably for the best
00:06:13at least i won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him
00:06:25oh why am i so afraid of him
00:06:28i feel like i forgot something
00:06:33my craw
00:06:50i clearly remember putting it right here
00:06:57hey sis
00:06:59what you looking for this
00:07:04a fruity bra huh
00:07:06you know i didn't expect my dear sister to be so
00:07:10childish
00:07:11give it back
00:07:14you want it back you're gonna have to agree to my three rules i mean if you're gonna live in
00:07:19my house it's gonna be on my terms
00:07:21what are the rules rule number one in public we're complete strangers i can't have anyone know when we live
00:07:28under the same roof no way
00:07:29okay easy peasy
00:07:31rule number two
00:07:31you stay at least three feet away from me at all times
00:07:36okay and the third
00:07:39how about this you owe me one
00:07:43owe you one
00:07:45yeah
00:07:52what is that gonna be a problem
00:07:54i didn't say that
00:08:06i'm sorry but
00:08:08what is that i feel on my side
00:08:09it feels so hard
00:08:11okay
00:08:13don't
00:08:14move
00:08:16oh my god
00:08:20i just moved in and my new brother already hates me
00:08:23living here is gonna be a nightmare
00:08:28chris help
00:08:29how so you're afraid of dogs huh
00:08:31since when did you guys have a dog
00:08:32her name is bella
00:08:33she's a beloved member of this household
00:08:35thank you very much
00:08:36if you want to live here you're gonna have to get along with her
00:08:41can you just tell him to stay back
00:08:44why should i she's more family to me than you are
00:08:47you know what if you're afraid of her then you should stay away
00:08:50ain't that right
00:08:53oh it's time for school you know i'd give you a ride but the whole first rule and all
00:08:58whatever i don't want to ride from you anyway
00:09:01again with the attitude
00:09:03um also one more thing there's really
00:09:05no bus stops on the street and ubers take forever to get here so
00:09:08who knows you may have to hitchhike
00:09:11what
00:09:11yeah ciao
00:09:13uh go over there
00:09:17choo
00:09:31chris you
00:09:32chris you
00:09:50and that is how you do it
00:09:57chris you are such a dick
00:10:03you must be abigail the new transfer student laid on your first day they're quite different
00:10:08de lo que le describió lo que le describió.
00:10:21¡Oh, Dios mÃo!
00:10:26Gracias por estar conmigo por mi ayer.
00:10:28Oh, me siento. ¿Qué es tu nombre?
00:10:30Oh, mi nombre es Abigail.
00:10:32Soy Kiley.
00:10:34¿Puedo hacer una party para ti?
00:10:36¿Qué? No, no, no.
00:10:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:38That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:41Please, pretty please,
00:10:43give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:44I want to be your friend.
00:10:46Okay, then, I guess.
00:10:51You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:52Give me glam, elegance,
00:10:54something truly stunning.
00:10:55I want everyone to know
00:10:56my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:05Don't go to that party
00:11:06What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:10Wow, fine, my bad for trying to be nice
00:11:14Don't blame me when you regret it
00:11:26What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:33A fruity bra
00:11:35I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish
00:11:41Nope, I need a serious glow-up
00:11:43No more of this childish shit
00:11:59Okay, that's a good boy
00:12:00No, these are not toys
00:12:04These are toys, these are toys
00:12:18Oh no
00:12:21And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas
00:12:23I gotta say, it's quite the leap
00:12:29Sorry about that, can you just give it back to me, please?
00:12:31Nope, not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for
00:12:35And more importantly, why it's all so sexy
00:12:40Oh my God, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:44No, it has nothing to do with you
00:12:46I was just shopping for Kylie's party
00:12:48And I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it
00:12:50That's all
00:12:52I told you not to go to that party
00:12:54You need to stay away from Kylie
00:12:55Back off
00:12:56I could be friends with whoever I want
00:12:59Yeah
00:13:00Yeah
00:13:10Whoa
00:13:11Feels super weird saying this, but
00:13:13My sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:16My sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:23I'm gonna hang out with my new friends
00:13:25I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you
00:13:30Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you
00:13:33Kylie is not
00:13:41This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:50Last time I'm gonna tell you
00:13:51Do not go to that party
00:13:53Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:55Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:13:57Kylie is not as nice as you think
00:13:59I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble
00:14:01Don't talk shit about my friend
00:14:03Besides, she's better than you
00:14:04You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick
00:14:11Listen, I'm only warning you
00:14:12Because Dad told me to look out for you
00:14:18Hold on
00:14:21Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:26Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:28Three feet apart at all times
00:14:34Come on, Kris
00:14:35Get a hold of yourself
00:14:36She's your sister
00:14:45Hey, Kylie
00:14:46I'm here
00:14:53Hey, Abigail
00:14:54What brings you here?
00:14:56Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid
00:15:02But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today
00:15:05Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:08Aw, you must have misunderstood me
00:15:11But still, I'm glad you came
00:15:13Is this for me?
00:15:15Let's have a look
00:15:21Juice?
00:15:22What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:24If you're gonna show up uninvited
00:15:26At least bring some real booze
00:15:29It seems I'm not wanted here
00:15:31So I'll just see myself out
00:15:33No, don't go
00:15:34You haven't tried your juice yet
00:15:51I don't understand
00:15:52I thought you wanted to be my friend
00:15:53Why would you do this to me?
00:15:55Friends?
00:15:56With you?
00:15:57My dad's the wealthiest guy in town
00:15:59And you think you can be my friend
00:16:02Oh, I get it now
00:16:03You transferred to Clearwater High
00:16:05Because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids
00:16:09Hey guys, check out my new friend Abby Fail
00:16:12She sucks just as much as her stupid name
00:16:15Aw, say cheese
00:16:17Dance, Abby Fail
00:16:18Kylie, stop
00:16:20Aw, looks like you're about to cry
00:16:22Hold a pose, Abby Fail
00:16:47Get off me, leave me alone
00:16:50Well, bestie
00:16:51How does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:04Chris was right
00:17:05You're the worst
00:17:05I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend
00:17:08Let me guess
00:17:09The whole pregnancy thing was a lie too
00:17:13Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:15Let's be real
00:17:16You only stood up for me yesterday
00:17:17Because you wanted to look good in front of Chris
00:17:19That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:23You slut!
00:17:24You're actually delusional
00:17:26And you're just some whore
00:17:27Who's trying to sleep her way to the top
00:17:29Because I'll just have to put you in your place
00:17:32Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:33How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:40Let go of me!
00:17:45This doesn't feel right
00:17:46I gotta go find her
00:17:48Come on, pick up, pick up
00:17:51Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:54Let go of me!
00:17:58Please let go!
00:17:59I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:01Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:03Enough bitching!
00:18:04Come on guys
00:18:05She's drunk off that Louie
00:18:07So let's help sober her up in the pool
00:18:10No, no, no, no, no
00:18:24My dress
00:18:25It's too heavy, I'm sinking
00:18:28Look at you
00:18:29Laying like a drowning dog
00:18:39Help me!
00:18:40Somebody help me!
00:18:42Aw, cryo you want?
00:18:44This is my house
00:18:46No one's coming to save you
00:18:51Oh my god, look at her
00:18:52This is so gonna blow up on TikTok
00:18:55Don't
00:18:57Abigail!
00:19:03Abigail!
00:19:27I'm sorry I'm late
00:19:29I'm sorry I'm late
00:19:29Are you alright?
00:19:32I'm sorry I'm late
00:19:36Chris, you were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:38Fun, huh?
00:19:45How about now, you still having fun?
00:19:48What the fuck?
00:19:55Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:01She's mine
00:20:02You mess with her, you mess with me
00:20:06Come on, let's go
00:20:07Let's go
00:20:25Shit, she's burning up
00:20:28Your dress is soaked
00:20:29We gotta get this thing off
00:20:31Hey
00:20:32Hey, Abigail
00:20:33Wake up
00:20:36Don't feel good
00:20:37She's so drunk
00:20:39Listen, you're running a fever
00:20:41Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes
00:20:44Okay?
00:20:52Chris
00:20:54Yeah?
00:20:55Did you say something?
00:21:07Abigail?
00:21:08Uncle pet, I mean, dad
00:21:10Crap, if dad catches us like this, we're screwed
00:21:13Hey Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:16I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me
00:21:23Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:24Is something wrong?
00:21:31Abigail!
00:21:49Stay calm, she's your sister
00:21:51You don't feel anything
00:21:53Chris, are you hot too?
00:21:56Oh my god, she's so drunk
00:21:58And hot
00:22:04Don't
00:22:05It's really hot in here, let me help you cool down
00:22:17Shh, don't
00:22:19Shh, don't
00:22:38I guess she's downstairs
00:22:48Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:51And
00:22:53Are you hard?
00:22:56What is wrong with me?
00:22:58Why do I want my sister?
00:23:00Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:02Look, you're right, Kylie's the worst
00:23:04I shouldn't have gone
00:23:06Thank god you were there to save me
00:23:08It was kind of sweet
00:23:10Stop this, you can't want this
00:23:12You can't
00:23:13She's your sister
00:23:40God, what am I doing?
00:23:41Kissing my sister?
00:23:42Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:56Chris
00:24:11How happy you
00:24:25Oh, Chris
00:24:27Oh, Chris
00:24:29Oh, Chris
00:24:31Yes
00:24:33Yes
00:24:41Oh, my god
00:24:42How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:47Oh, Chris
00:25:07Careful
00:25:22Oh, shit
00:25:24Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:35Hey, get back here
00:25:37Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet
00:25:38Wait up for her and drive her to school
00:25:45Eat up, kiddo
00:25:46There's plenty to go around
00:25:48But, I could do it
00:25:55I feel good
00:26:02Maybe lord
00:26:05I want that to be her
00:26:11Have a dingá»±c
00:26:19You're so hot
00:26:22What?
00:26:24Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:28Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:30Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:34Fuck, stay cool, stay cool
00:26:36Don't let dad find out
00:26:37Ah, no, I meant Bella
00:26:40She must be hot sitting under the table
00:26:43Um, hey, we're gonna be late, we gotta go
00:26:47Hey, wait for your sister
00:26:57Remember rule number one?
00:26:59Yep, total strangers, got it
00:27:02Good
00:27:14What the fuck?
00:27:21Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:24What the fuck?
00:27:25She's never driven any girl to school, like ever
00:27:28Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:30As if
00:27:31She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him
00:27:33God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts
00:28:02Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:04Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school
00:28:06Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright?
00:28:09Absolutely nothing at all
00:28:13All right, ladies, in the pool first
00:28:15Boys, warm up
00:28:38Hey, stop, seriously!
00:28:41Oops, sorry
00:28:42It's just so crowded in here, you know
00:28:44Totally an accident
00:29:00Oh shit, my top is gone
00:29:06Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:09Okay, ladies, that's time
00:29:11Boys, you're up
00:29:16Oh no, I think we're missing someone
00:29:19Pretty sure it's Abigail
00:29:25Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:27Is this someone's swimsuit?
00:29:34Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:36No freaking way
00:29:37Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:39Don't worry, girly
00:29:40We'll record this iconic moment for you
00:29:42She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on
00:29:45What a fucking slut
00:29:47Can you please give it back?
00:29:49Uh-oh, you're too far away
00:29:51I can't throw it all the way over there
00:29:53I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you
00:29:56Hey, boy
00:29:58Abigail's bikini top fell off
00:29:59And she needs a hand putting it back on
00:30:02Any volunteers?
00:30:06Just throw it to me, please
00:30:08What?
00:30:09You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:11Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold
00:30:13All the guys are gonna see her tits
00:30:15We all know that's exactly what she wants
00:30:17Let's help her out then
00:30:18Schoolgirl skinny dips during class
00:30:20That's so going viral
00:30:27Holy shit
00:30:29What are these?
00:30:30Double Ds?
00:30:31Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips
00:30:34What should I do?
00:30:38Oh, yeah
00:30:39I'm gonna give it to her
00:30:41They won't see me if I'm underwater
00:30:48God, she's so pathetic
00:30:50Oh, Abigail, ready or not
00:30:52Here I come
00:30:56Stay away from her, you son of a bitch
00:31:07What are you saying?
00:31:26Well, we'll be here
00:31:27Let's do this
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00:35:57You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend
00:36:00Get out
00:36:01I may not have the perfect body
00:36:03But don't think, not even for a second
00:36:05That I'm not good enough
00:36:06Because I am, I know I am
00:36:07Get out
00:36:08That's not what I meant
00:36:09I said get out
00:36:15Damn it, why did I say that
00:36:17God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon
00:36:19I swear I'm gonna explode
00:36:21But how the fuck am I supposed to say
00:36:23That I like my baby sister
00:36:26Shit
00:36:26I should apologize, sir
00:36:58Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:01I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out
00:37:03Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business
00:37:07Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother
00:37:10Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk
00:37:13He's just gonna end up hurting you
00:37:14You always see the worst in people, Chris
00:37:17Like with me
00:37:18I'm just somebody with a shitty personality
00:37:20Mid-body
00:37:22Flat ass
00:37:23Flat chest
00:37:24And what was it?
00:37:26Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs
00:37:28Oh, and take a good fucking look at these
00:37:31Cause it's the last time you'll see it
00:37:33Asshole
00:37:38Fuck
00:38:07Fuck
00:38:19Like the movie
00:38:23You like the
00:38:42Don't mind him
00:38:44Have some more punk
00:39:05What the fuck
00:39:07I'm sorry, man
00:39:08My hand's lit
00:39:10God
00:39:11Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:16Geez
00:39:18I'm a mess
00:39:18I'm sorry that asshole cut our date short
00:39:21That's okay
00:39:22I still had a nice time
00:39:32What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:34What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:39Hey, you've got something right there
00:39:43Did I get it?
00:39:44Uh, no
00:39:45Not quite
00:39:46Hold on
00:40:00No, no, no, no, no
00:40:02This is whack
00:40:02Look, my sister can date other guys
00:40:05But not my best friend
00:40:08I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:10Yeah
00:40:18Does she actually like him?
00:40:28Oh, um, thanks
00:40:34You're really cute
00:40:36You're really cute
00:40:39You're really cute
00:41:00Why, why would I think of him
00:41:02At a time like this
00:41:06I, um, I'm just not feeling too good
00:41:09So I'm gonna head home
00:41:15You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail
00:41:18That only makes me want you more
00:41:24Morning, son
00:41:25Morning
00:41:25And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend
00:41:28We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents
00:41:32What did you say?
00:41:33Gross, Chris
00:41:35Wait, no, no, no, no
00:41:36What did you say?
00:41:37You said her parents died?
00:41:38What do you mean?
00:41:39Aren't you her parents?
00:41:40You said she was my sister
00:41:41Chris, I am not playing these games with you today
00:41:43No, no, Dad
00:41:44I'm being serious
00:41:45Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:49Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:52No, of course not
00:41:54Abigail is the daughter of my best friend
00:41:56He and his wife died in the line of duty
00:42:01Oh, I knew it
00:42:03God, I knew it
00:42:04I'm not a freak
00:42:09Well, I don't know about that
00:42:12Then the story starts to wrap up
00:42:13Hero comes home a changed person
00:42:15So who can answer
00:42:17What are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:21When he's not talking
00:42:22He's really not that bad
00:42:30Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:33God, as soon as I find out
00:42:34She's actually not my sister
00:42:36She falls head over heels for my best bro
00:42:37Fucking perfect
00:42:40Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:45Abigail
00:42:46Answer the question
00:42:47I, um
00:42:48I
00:42:50I
00:42:50I
00:42:51I
00:42:52I
00:42:52I choose B
00:43:01My question was
00:43:02What are the different parts
00:43:03In a three-act play?
00:43:05Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention
00:43:07Moving forward
00:43:08Yes, Miss Bella
00:43:15Still an asshole
00:43:19What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:28Chris, just wait till we get home
00:43:30I'm telling dad
00:43:31You're a big, fat bully
00:43:33Oh my god
00:43:35Evie Everett is back
00:43:36Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:38Oh, Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:41Oh
00:43:41The one in the photo
00:43:42The one in the locket
00:43:43That he never takes off
00:43:44Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts
00:43:46Back then
00:43:47Chris would follow Evie
00:43:48To her ballet class
00:43:49And back every day
00:43:51He stuck to her like glue
00:43:52Then two years ago
00:43:54Evie got into the Royal Ballet
00:43:55She's the youngest principal dancer ever
00:43:57Isn't she awesome?
00:44:00She
00:44:01Sounds incredible
00:44:24Evie's back
00:44:25Our Queen Bee's back
00:44:37Oh my god
00:44:40They're so cute
00:44:41Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:44So she's Chris's girlfriend
00:44:46She's flawless
00:44:48I've never seen anyone so gorgeous
00:44:50So graceful
00:44:51See?
00:44:53That's Evie
00:44:54The only girl Chris has eyes for
00:44:56She's everything that you're not
00:44:58Hey guys
00:45:00Look what we have here
00:45:03It's a sweet little love letter
00:45:08Your teasing drives me mad
00:45:11You pick on me till I'm sad
00:45:13But I still want you so bad
00:45:18You're stubborn
00:45:19You're annoying
00:45:20But your smile's my undoing
00:45:22I think I really like you
00:45:26You kept me up last night
00:45:27Thinking about that kiss
00:45:29I'd give you my first time
00:45:31And let you show me bliss
00:45:33Kylie stop it
00:45:34Give it back
00:45:35Kylie give it back to me
00:45:36Abigail your kindergarten love poems
00:45:38Are so cute
00:45:39No wonder you're still a virgin
00:45:41Go on
00:45:42Tell us
00:45:42Who exactly are you gonna eat Lucid to?
00:45:46Who exactly are you planning to give it to?
00:45:49Give it back to me
00:45:53Kylie cut it out
00:45:57Wow Abigail
00:45:58Didn't know you had it in you
00:45:59Miss Goody Two Shoes over here
00:46:01Has been two-timing Oscar and Chris
00:46:04No
00:46:05No
00:46:05It's not what you think
00:46:07Don't be shy girl
00:46:07Share with the class
00:46:11Who is that letter for?
00:46:13Oscar
00:46:14Or Chris?
00:46:19Is Abigail's love letter?
00:46:21For me?
00:46:23The letter is
00:46:25Speak up
00:46:25Oh my god
00:46:27Was I right?
00:46:28You've liked Chris all along
00:46:30Haven't you?
00:46:31Tell everyone
00:46:31Tell Oscar
00:46:33Who's Chris to you?
00:46:40I'm the one
00:46:41Chris is my brother
00:46:51Chris is my brother
00:46:54And this letter is for Oscar
00:46:59Really?
00:47:00Because I've already cut it bad for you Abigail
00:47:08Fuck
00:47:09I'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:16I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie
00:47:20Plus
00:47:21Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister
00:47:28I want to go home
00:47:29I want to go home
00:47:30It's okay
00:47:31I'll get you home
00:47:34Abigail
00:47:34Your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:44Hey Abigail
00:47:46You said you wrote that love letter for me
00:47:49Is it true?
00:47:50I
00:47:51Abigail
00:47:52You don't have to be shy
00:47:53I'll say it again
00:47:55I like you
00:47:58I just need you to say it
00:48:01Do you like me too?
00:48:05I...
00:48:14My brother
00:48:15He doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:16So I should probably go home
00:48:19It's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:20Get home safe, okay?
00:48:32Are you crazy?
00:48:33It's storming out here
00:48:34Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:37The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar
00:48:39He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:41That's all
00:48:42That's all?
00:48:43Please
00:48:44Everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:46I mean, didn't you write him those love poems?
00:48:49Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:48:51Why are you being so difficult?
00:48:52Let's just go inside and we can talk about him, okay?
00:48:55We can go inside
00:48:57If you agree to my third rule
00:48:59What?
00:49:01Rule number one
00:49:01In public, we're complete strangers
00:49:04I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof
00:49:07No way
00:49:07Okay, easy peasy
00:49:08Rule number two
00:49:10You stay at least three feet away from me
00:49:13At all times
00:49:16Rule number three
00:49:17No more Oscar
00:49:19You're mine
00:49:32That was my first kiss
00:49:40Tactically, Nadia
00:49:42You're first
00:49:42What do you mean?
00:49:45Never mind
00:49:46Abigail
00:49:47I want
00:49:49You
00:50:16Chris
00:50:19Maybe we shouldn't
00:50:20Your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:22No
00:50:23Don't worry
00:50:23He's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:25He's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:36Chris, I
00:50:37Chris, I
00:50:45I don't know how
00:50:50It's all right, Abs
00:50:51You're doing amazing
00:51:06I want you to feel me
00:51:18God, he's so hard
00:51:23Sorry, did I do something wrong?
00:51:26Did I do something wrong?
00:51:27No
00:51:28You're doing amazing
00:51:38Now, let me return the favor
00:51:42Wait, maybe
00:51:43Maybe we shouldn't
00:51:44It's okay
00:51:46You can trust me
00:51:48Am I really gonna lose
00:51:50My virginity to Chris
00:51:51My adopted brother?
00:52:02Look at me
00:52:15Kids, wait till you see
00:52:16What I got
00:52:19Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:22Dad
00:52:24Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:27Dad, I'm just, uh, just exercising
00:52:30Exercise?
00:52:32God, please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:37Oh shit, what am I gonna do?
00:52:39What?
00:52:40No, no, no, I would never
00:52:41Dad, come on, you gotta believe me, you're my dad
00:52:43Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like
00:52:46Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like
00:52:48What's this?
00:52:53What's this?
00:52:56Uh, it's a napkin
00:52:58Napkin
00:52:58A napkin, yeah, I was, um, I was eating dinner
00:53:01Sorry, dad, on the couch
00:53:02I know I'm not supposed to do that
00:53:04Um, what happened again?
00:53:09Whew
00:53:10Whew, dad
00:53:11I think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:12Uh, I think you should, you should go shower
00:53:14Abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:16Really?
00:53:16I stink?
00:53:17Yeah
00:53:17I don't, I don't smell anything
00:53:20Yeah
00:53:21Yeah, all right
00:53:27I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:34Look, maybe, maybe we should just tell him
00:53:37Isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:39I mean, is it?
00:53:40He's your dad, too
00:53:41And shit, at this point, he likes you, Bernie likes me
00:53:44I think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:53:48Chris, do you actually like me?
00:53:55Chris, do you actually like me?
00:53:58Because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy
00:54:01And now you want to make it official
00:54:02So what's with the 180?
00:54:04Abigail, I gotta be honest
00:54:06Up until recently, I thought
00:54:09I thought you were my real sister
00:54:12Like, my blood sister
00:54:15What?
00:54:16Oh my god
00:54:18Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:23Oh my god, you are silly
00:54:25You are so silly
00:54:26All right
00:54:27Okay, okay
00:54:28I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop
00:54:32Idiot
00:54:32A lovable idiot
00:54:38That's my girl
00:54:40What you looking at?
00:54:42Ah, nothing
00:54:44Listen, Chris
00:54:45I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:54:49You and Abigail aren't happy
00:54:52What?
00:54:52What are you talking about?
00:54:54Listen
00:54:55Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:54:57It was literally his dying wish
00:55:00And as a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:03What's that supposed to mean?
00:55:04What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:06No, you're not
00:55:07I mean, you get into fights
00:55:08You sneak into clubs
00:55:10You were suspended last semester
00:55:12Abigail's on her way to Harvard
00:55:14She's out of your league, son
00:55:32What's wrong?
00:55:33What if someone sees us?
00:55:34What's wrong with that?
00:55:35What, what, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:37What, no, of course not
00:55:38It's just, yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings
00:55:46You're right
00:55:47You're right
00:55:48I'm sorry
00:55:48I, I shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:00See, Evie
00:56:01I was right
00:56:02They're not actually siblings
00:56:03I mean, you've known Chris for like ever, right?
00:56:06Since when did he have a sister?
00:56:08Maybe they're just like really close
00:56:10It's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:15Abigail, is it?
00:56:17You think you can steal my man and get away with it?
00:56:21Not a goddamn chance
00:56:26I guess Chris likes me more than I thought
00:56:37Oh, my necklace
00:56:42That locket
00:56:47Oh, this?
00:56:50Two years ago, right before I left for England
00:56:53Chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:56:55Look, it even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:01He said they're a matching pair, just like us
00:57:04And that he would wear it every day
00:57:06And that I should too
00:57:07So that way, every time I look at it, I'll think of him
00:57:10He said that way, everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:15Love, love you forever?
00:57:17I know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:20But I can tell he really means it
00:57:22And you're his sister, right?
00:57:24You know how he is
00:57:34Oh, Abigail
00:57:35You are dumber than I thought
00:57:37A basic bitch like you could never take Chris away from me
00:57:44It even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:46He would wear it every day
00:57:48And that I should too
00:57:49So that way, every time I look at it, I'll think of him
00:57:52No
00:57:54No, it's fine
00:57:55Chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:02Oh, my gosh
00:58:02Does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her?
00:58:06What a joke
00:58:07Just wait until she hears the truth
00:58:09What are you talking about?
00:58:11You think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister?
00:58:14We know exactly what's going on between you and Chris
00:58:17Want to know what you are to him?
00:58:19You're a bet
00:58:21A bet?
00:58:28Yep
00:58:28Ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie
00:58:32He's hated your guts
00:58:33You really think he likes you?
00:58:35Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time
00:58:37Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:40He said if it worked, he would dump your ass right away
00:58:45Oh, look
00:58:46You were so desperate, he snagged you in just two weeks
00:58:49Yeah, and Evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:58:51Chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:04Tell me the truth
00:59:05Did you make a bet about me?
00:59:07You found out?
00:59:11Listen, listen
00:59:11I can explain
00:59:12We thought it'd be funny if I
00:59:14Funny?
00:59:15Answer one more question
00:59:17This locket
00:59:18The person you wear that for
00:59:19Are you gonna love them forever and ever
00:59:21Right?
00:59:22Right?
00:59:24Yeah, yeah, but it's
00:59:25Okay, I've heard enough
00:59:27I hate you, Chris
00:59:32Dude, did you tell Abigail about our bet?
00:59:34You know, the one that I'd get into Harvard instead of her?
00:59:37Everybody was wondering why your slacking ass
00:59:39Was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:42So I told him we have a bet
00:59:45Look
00:59:46I'll go apologize to Abigail, alright?
00:59:48That's on me
00:59:49His son of a month to help me get settled in
00:59:52You know, with me being new here and all
00:59:54I don't know where anything is
00:59:56Don't worry, bro
00:59:56I got this
00:59:58Plus, Abigail's your sister
01:00:00She's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:02You're family
01:00:04That's what family is for
01:00:10Chris is such an asshole
01:00:12A total fucking jerk
01:00:15I'm in love with that jerk
01:00:16What am I gonna do?
01:00:22It was just for shits and gigs
01:00:25So you knew about it too?
01:00:26Yeah
01:00:28Sorry
01:00:31We shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:34It's not your fault
01:00:35It's Chris's
01:00:37You don't have to apologize
01:00:38It's okay, Abigail
01:00:40This will be the last time you cry
01:00:43Ever
01:00:46Damn
01:00:47I thought you had this big crush on me
01:00:49You know, I still have the love letters to prove it, you know
01:00:52I was just caught off guard
01:00:57Abigail, will you forgive me?
01:00:59We won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:01Oscar, I should be the one to apologize
01:01:04I lied to you
01:01:07Chris is not my real brother
01:01:09His father just adopted me last month
01:01:11That's why we've been living together
01:01:14I'm sorry
01:01:15I should have told you
01:01:16So that's why Abigail's so special to Chris
01:01:19He's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:22He wants her to be his girl?
01:01:26Wow, that's...
01:01:27A surprise
01:01:30So, um...
01:01:31Why tell me now?
01:01:33I'm sorry, Oscar
01:01:35Thank you for liking me
01:01:37I just...
01:01:38I have feelings for someone else
01:01:46Ah...
01:01:46So, for someone else
01:01:50Well, he hurt you
01:01:51Didn't he?
01:01:53You know...
01:01:55I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:01:58Is to find someone new
01:02:01Abigail, I could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:04Maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:06That wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:07Who knows?
01:02:09You might even fall for me in the process
01:02:11I know that's selfish, but
01:02:13God
01:02:14I want to give myself one more chin
01:02:20What the fuck are you doing?
01:02:28What are you doing?
01:02:29Getting all cozy with Oscar like this
01:02:30What?
01:02:31Do I just mean nothing to you?
01:02:32Oh, great
01:02:33It's you
01:02:34What do you want?
01:02:35Tell me
01:02:36Who is Oscar to you?
01:02:38Oscar is my crush
01:02:40He's the guy that I like
01:02:41I want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:42What about me?
01:02:44What about us?
01:02:45Bro, Chris, you gotta calm down
01:02:46Dude, fuck off
01:02:48What are you so pissed off for?
01:02:50Okay, so
01:02:51We messed around
01:02:52We had some fun
01:02:53So what?
01:02:54Messing around?
01:02:55That's all that was to you?
01:02:57Yeah, duh
01:02:57Oscar can actually keep up with me
01:02:59Do you think I would choose you?
01:03:01A loser who cuts classes to pick fights?
01:03:03Tell me honestly
01:03:05Do you actually mean that?
01:03:07Of course I do
01:03:09Chris
01:03:12Well, Bennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:15Yves
01:03:15I was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:22Chris, let's go shopping later
01:03:24I need new ballet slippers
01:03:26And there's this really cute pair I've been dying to get
01:03:28Sure
01:03:29Yeah, whatever you want
01:03:30I'll get it for you
01:03:31Let's go
01:03:36Why am I so sad?
01:03:37Why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar?
01:03:41So this someone
01:03:43It's Chris, isn't it?
01:03:45Nope
01:03:45I absolutely cannot stand him
01:03:48I mean it
01:03:49I hate Chris
01:03:50Yeah, yeah, sure
01:03:51Got it
01:03:53Well, how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend?
01:03:57Dinner's on me
01:03:57You don't mind if I'm using you?
01:04:00Not at all
01:04:01I kind of like the brush of it
01:04:11Try this
01:04:14Sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:15Okay
01:04:23Oh, wow
01:04:24You guys here on a date?
01:04:26Mind if we join?
01:04:29You're my guest
01:04:45Oh, wow
01:04:46She's actually allergic to fish, my man
01:04:51Aw
01:04:51You and your sister really are super close
01:04:58Yeah, my big bro
01:05:00He loves to spoil me
01:05:02Doesn't he?
01:05:08Let go
01:05:10What was that?
01:05:11Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:14Here
01:05:15Let's get you some steak
01:05:19Say ah
01:05:20Open wide
01:05:24Here you go
01:05:25Say ah
01:05:27Oh
01:05:28Nice
01:05:33I sure do love my steak
01:05:35Well, let's get you another bite then
01:05:37Say ah
01:05:38That's enough, Chris
01:05:39Aw, Chris has always been so playful
01:05:41Am I right?
01:05:42He used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:05:46Honestly
01:05:47I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister
01:05:50Keeping him happy while I was gone
01:05:52I was terrified
01:05:53He would just be sulking around the whole time
01:05:55Because of how much he missed me
01:06:04Are you full?
01:06:06If you're done, let's go home
01:06:08Hey man, you take Evie home
01:06:09I'm gonna take my sister
01:06:11You know what?
01:06:11Actually
01:06:12I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:15Oscar
01:06:16Didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub?
01:06:19You know, you know, the one that your friend works at?
01:06:21Sure
01:06:22Abigail
01:06:22If you go to a nightclub, you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:25So trust me, I'd know
01:06:26Let's go home
01:06:31Let's go home
01:06:32No
01:06:32Thank you
01:06:34I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date
01:06:36And I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for the night
01:06:39I said let's go home
01:06:41Chris, you're scaring Abigail
01:06:44Come on, Oscar
01:06:45Let's go
01:06:49Well, just me at home tonight, Evie
01:06:51Want to come over?
01:06:52Of course
01:07:05Abigail
01:07:07You were the one who wanted to come
01:07:08Don't tell me I snuck you in here
01:07:10For you to sit there and sulk
01:07:12I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now
01:07:15Your boyfriend's right here
01:07:17And you're talking about another man?
01:07:19You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:07:24Bottoms up
01:07:25Come on
01:07:26This is fun
01:07:28But we uh, we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:30The cops show up, we're busted
01:07:34Fuck
01:07:35Cops are here, we gotta go
01:07:40Run!
01:07:41Oscar!
01:07:46Wow
01:07:46I'm finally Chris' passenger princess
01:07:53Ooh
01:07:55How's it taste?
01:07:56Do you want to try?
01:08:00Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:08:02God, please, what is happening?
01:08:05Get out of the car
01:08:07Why?
01:08:08I have to go look for Abigail
01:08:10Chris, I don't get it
01:08:11You asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:08:14Come on, let's have some fun
01:08:15Oh, cut the act already
01:08:18We both know there's nothing between us
01:08:20And why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:08:24I didn't know, I was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:27She is not my sister
01:08:33Now get out!
01:08:43And you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:08:45I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone
01:08:48But that's changed now
01:08:49So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:08:52If I hear one more stupid rumor
01:08:54I'm gonna expose the truth
01:08:56In front of everyone
01:09:01Fuck!
01:09:04Oscar!
01:09:04Two miners right here
01:09:08Stop right there
01:09:10Shit
01:09:11I can't let my mom find out I was at a club
01:09:13She'll freeze my cart
01:09:15She'll confiscate my car
01:09:20Oscar, wait!
01:09:25I'm gonna need to see some ID, miss
01:09:31Abigail!
01:09:38Damn, Brett!
01:09:40Come on, let's go
01:09:40Stop right here!
01:09:44And go, go, go, go
01:09:46Go!
01:09:47Let it go!
01:09:48Let go!
01:09:51Run, run, run!
01:09:53Go, go!
01:09:54Go!
01:09:54Go!
01:09:56Go!
01:10:12You must have gone in here!
01:10:14Let's go!
01:10:33Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:34I thought you were taking Edie home
01:10:36Hey, you pushed me away first
01:10:38You don't get to play the victim now
01:10:42Damn it, Abs
01:10:43I just
01:10:44I can't stay mad at you
01:10:56It's so cramped in here
01:10:57Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:04Oh
01:11:04Oh, nice
01:11:06I'm gonna stop
01:11:10Okay, wait
01:11:11So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:12Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:14He's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:16Wait, wait, what?
01:11:18Sorry, come again?
01:11:19I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:22Okay?
01:11:22Happy?
01:11:23Uh, no, actually
01:11:25Not at all
01:11:25Explain
01:11:26Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever
01:11:29So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:34Loving Evie?
01:11:35When did I ever say that?
01:11:37The locket?
01:11:38The necklace that's for couples
01:11:40It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:11:44It's proof that you love Evie
01:11:46This?
01:11:55It's not
01:11:56It's not Evie?
01:11:57Nope
01:11:58So, that's
01:11:59My mom
01:12:01She's beautiful
01:12:01So, you're telling me
01:12:03This mess was
01:12:04All because of this necklace
01:12:06No
01:12:07That's not it
01:12:07Because you bet all of your buddies
01:12:09That you can get me to fall for you
01:12:10Within three months
01:12:11So, of course
01:12:12I don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:13I never said the bet
01:12:14Was about making you fall for me
01:12:16The bet
01:12:16What?
01:12:17What was it about?
01:12:19It was about us getting into Harvard
01:12:21I bet Oscar that
01:12:22I would get into Harvard over you
01:12:25Harvard?
01:12:30Fake dating my best friend
01:12:32To get back at me for something I didn't even do
01:12:34Now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:36I think it's time
01:12:39You finally get punished the way you deserve
01:12:41And what punishment would that be?
01:12:44Chris, what are you doing?
01:12:46Let me down
01:12:47The more you fight it
01:12:48The worse it's gonna be
01:12:51What are you doing?
01:12:54Punishing you
01:13:10Don't do that again
01:13:12Using another guy to make me jealous
01:13:14I can't stand it
01:13:15You're mine
01:13:16Abs
01:13:17No one else's
01:13:19Okay
01:13:20Okay
01:13:21I'm yours
01:13:35You're playing with fire
01:13:39Don't hold back
01:13:40I can handle anything you give me
01:13:42I can handle anything you give me
01:13:43I can handle anything you give me
01:13:44I can handle anything you give me
01:13:44I can handle anything you give me
01:13:45I can handle anything you give me
01:13:45I can handle anything you give me
01:13:46I can handle anything you give me
01:13:46I can handle anything you give me
01:13:48I can handle anything you give me
01:13:50I can handle anything you give me
01:13:51I can handle anything you give me
01:13:52I can handle anything you give me
01:13:58I can handle anything you give me
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me
01:14:03I can handle anything you give me
01:14:09I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:13People run towards love, call my cause a craze
01:14:16Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:20Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:24Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:27Love or I adores, yes and I am sure
01:14:31Because love is war
01:14:33You taste even better than last
01:14:40Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:01Good morning princess
01:15:03Good morning
01:15:06Chris remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:09What the hell are you two doing
01:15:15I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I, she is not like you
01:15:19It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:21I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:23You like Chris?
01:15:26Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:29Really, him, what do you see in this ruffian
01:15:33I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:36That face is good enough for me
01:15:37I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:15:41In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:15:43You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:15:47Seriously dad?
01:15:48I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:15:50She's made me change my ways
01:15:52I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:15:54I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:15:57I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:01Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:03Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:07There are billions of people out there
01:16:09But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:12Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:16The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:20Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:23And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:27God damn dad, you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:37So, you fell for me first son
01:16:39That's pretty bold you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:16:45Maybe I fell for you first
01:16:46But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:16:50Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:16:53I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:16:58From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:01Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:04We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:08Started a beautiful family together
01:17:10And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
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