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00:15I
00:16New use
00:37Five comedians naked as the day they were born
00:40Fighting to the death using primitive weapons sure we've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun
00:48Let's welcome our warriors once again. I'm these odds man
01:00Okay
01:07Next to me a man who doesn't know what color is bedroom walls are because he's put so many posters
01:13of Howard from take that on
01:23You ready for a view of favorite it's horns hot list
01:30This is when I horn say what's hot and what's not hot right now hot sweat bands. These guys are
01:36great
01:37Not hot jeans. Come on guys. It's not
01:411969 anymore that was horns hot list
01:48They're very very itchy so I'm gonna take them off well, they've done their job haven't they they've created a
01:53great atmosphere
01:54I mean it's price test time. Oh, yeah, aka the actual start of the show
02:01Too right. We're creatures of habit only like nuns or something and the category this week is
02:07The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly poor old Greg has to judge them and give
02:12five points to his favorite
02:13Serious object that looks quite silly and at the end of the episode the overall winner will take home five
02:18Seriously silly things back to you Greg, right Baba. Hello. Hey, we're gonna start with you this week. Okay. All
02:25right. I'm good
02:29Serious thing that's also silly. Yes, I have this is what he's brought in a serious thing that looks silly
02:36I mean come on now look at that like back in the day when they use the Vikings and they'd
02:40You know be going to like the little battles with their axes and stuff if you showed up. All right
02:45bear with me here
02:57Well, it's not on my bucket list
03:00What have you brought in a comic sans clock here it is
03:07You know you only have so much time we're against the clock
03:10I just think it's reasonably sorry in terms of life. Yes, that's right. Yeah
03:16Comic sans, that's a bit silly. I just don't know why you need to add. It's my daddy
03:27That's more serious
03:28To be honest
03:32Thank you
03:34Andy yes, who's your daddy
03:39Well what I brought in Greg is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes Guy Fawkes is someone who tried to blow up Parliament, do you know how he was
03:53executed Greg?
03:54I do I've been in the room it happened it no, I think it happened outside didn't it?
03:57Oh the execution. Yes
03:59I've been I've been in the room where he was tortured
04:01All right
04:04So basically we're dealing with the brutality of humanity
04:08Yeah, and we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do on the 5th of November very good.
04:13Hello Jack
04:14Hello, yeah, yeah
04:16You
04:17Yes, I'm good
04:19Enough of the small talk
04:21What silly and serious thing have you brought in
04:24I brought in something which is serious, but I think it looks silly. It's an abseiling harness
04:32So, you know when you see people like climbing and they think they're clever, but I don't because they're wearing
04:38one of those
04:40And they just look silly
04:41I don't know if they think they're clever
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy
04:47That's what it looks like
04:48But it is serious because you need to wear one because it'll hold you if you fall
04:52Hmm
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them
04:55think they're clever
04:57And they're not
04:58And I think we should discuss that more
05:00And are you suggesting that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses?
05:04Yeah
05:05Thanks Jack
05:06All right
05:07Hello
05:08You all right?
05:10Hello
05:10Yeah, how about you?
05:12Yeah, not too bad
05:13Yeah, good
05:14All right then
05:16OK
05:17So
05:18I brought in
05:20my
05:21own
05:22coffin
05:35Wonderful
05:36Hey
05:39Everyone crying
05:40Yeah
05:41Paying their respects
05:43Bending down
05:49Any questions?
05:50No
05:51No.
05:53It's difficult, because I still don't really understand
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy.
05:58Oh, well, that's just silly as well. You know, cheeky.
06:00Cheeky.
06:01Yeah, it's cheeky!
06:02No, it is cheeky.
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky. Baba's has only got one.
06:05I'll give Baba one point.
06:07One to Baba.
06:07I'll give Emma two points.
06:09The clock gets two.
06:10I'll give Jack D three points.
06:12Saved equipment does look ridiculous.
06:13And then we're up to the big guns.
06:15Guy Fawkes, oh.
06:17I'll give you Bisbee.
06:20Guy Fawkes has had his day.
06:22He can have four points.
06:23And, of course, I will be honking if I'm going to throw to Jack.
06:27Yeah.
06:27I'll give you back.
06:29APPLAUSE
06:33OK, what's the first ask proper, please, Alex?
06:36Well, it's something we haven't done before, Greg,
06:39and there are big points at stake.
06:41GASP
06:49GASP
06:52Hi, Jack.
06:54Hi, Alex.
06:55What are you wearing?
06:56Oh, this whole thing.
06:58GASP
06:59Welcome.
07:00Hey!
07:03Oh, hi.
07:05Emma?
07:06Yes, hi.
07:07You all right?
07:07Yeah.
07:08How are you?
07:09I'm feeling good.
07:10I'm looking great.
07:11Great.
07:18Hello, Andy.
07:19Oh, hi, Alex.
07:22What life of choices brought you here?
07:28You have to trace them all the way back, I think.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Parents.
07:34I think it's amazing.
07:36I've never seen it before.
07:37Christmas?
07:38No.
07:39Weddings?
07:40No.
07:41OK.
07:42Postman's come.
07:44Right.
07:46Um...
07:47All right.
07:49Where's this outfit?
07:51Throughout one future task.
07:53This outfit.
07:54This outfit.
07:56Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:58And your points will be doubled.
08:00Doubled.
08:01Doubled.
08:02For that task.
08:03OK.
08:05You have until your time in Taskmaster is over.
08:09Is there the right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear it for a task that you do well in,
08:15so that you can double your points.
08:18So, Andy, you won't know what the task is going to be.
08:20You have to decide before a task takes place that you want to wear this outfit.
08:24Right, OK.
08:25There are several different types of tasks in this show.
08:27Yeah.
08:28So you're just going to have to feel it.
08:29OK.
08:30This isn't actually a task, is it?
08:32It's just a thing that's going to happen.
08:34Yeah, I'm sorry.
08:35Yeah.
08:35Still fun, though, Joe?
08:36Oh, it is.
08:37The fun never stops.
08:39I'm having a ball.
08:41Mm.
08:42APPLAUSE
08:44I don't know what Alex is currently wearing, but Rose is quite right.
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents.
08:53LAUGHTER
08:54So, something to look forward to.
08:56Yes, quite right.
08:56They can play their Joker at any point across the rest of the series
09:00by putting on the mystery outfit.
09:01But for now, here's some more memorable fun.
09:04MUSIC PLAYS
09:22Back in the weird lab.
09:24All right.
09:25Is that your wardrobe?
09:28It's not my wardrobe.
09:31OK.
09:34OK.
09:34Hi, Jack.
09:34Hi, Alex.
09:35Are you all right?
09:36Yeah.
09:39OK.
09:41Prepared for everything?
09:42Yep.
09:42Brand new gloves?
09:44Well, I've been waiting to do this show a long time.
09:46LAUGHTER
09:48Right.
09:50Um, I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one.
09:53Oh, yeah?
09:54Mm.
09:54It means this one counts double for you.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Whatever points you get.
09:58Yeah.
09:58So, it's a big one.
09:59LAUGHTER
10:02Remember these ten fine people.
10:05You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people.
10:10Best memory wins.
10:14Your time starts now.
10:18OK, cool.
10:19Let's memorise these people, then.
10:21All right.
10:21Dinah.
10:22She's got the blonde hair, the pearls.
10:25Izzy bandana.
10:27That's Gordo.
10:28I'm going to start.
10:29Trev looks good.
10:30Have you got a good memory, Jack?
10:32I'm going to...
10:33It'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it.
10:36Dinah.
10:37Dinah.
10:38Dinah.
10:39Dinah.
10:39Isi.
10:40Dinah.
10:42Yanktank.
10:42Yanktank.
10:44What's your process for your...
10:45Ooh!
10:46Yanktank.
10:47Blanket.
10:48Clown.
10:49Ah!
10:50OK.
10:51Grillsy.
10:52Is that real?
10:53Yes.
10:54OK.
10:54What's your method for remembering things, Jack?
10:56Try not to be distracted.
10:58Chisel.
10:58Chisel.
11:00Dinah.
11:00Isi.
11:01Yanktank.
11:03Chisel.
11:05Chisel.
11:06They're now in my memory house, in my memory castle.
11:09Right.
11:11Cool.
11:12I'm cool.
11:13Don't fancy my chances here.
11:15PHONE RINGS
11:16Blanket.
11:17Please look at the camera.
11:19I was hoping you weren't going to do that.
11:22I got that sorted, but that's a shit dump.
11:29I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are, Jack.
11:32Just start now.
11:33Why not?
11:35Dinah.
11:36Izzy.
11:37Yanktank.
11:38The Yanktank.
11:39Colonel.
11:40Blanket.
11:42Dinah.
11:42The Yanktank.
11:45Colonel.
11:48Blanket.
11:49Dora.
11:50There wasn't a Dora, was there?
11:51There should have been a Dora.
11:52But it looks like a Dora, do you not think?
11:55Grillsy.
11:56Chisel.
11:57Reggie.
11:58Trish.
11:59No.
11:59Never go with Trish, man.
12:01Trish.
12:01Let's go with Trish.
12:02I didn't talk to them.
12:05No, you didn't talk to them.
12:06Oh!
12:07This is Izzy, the bandage.
12:11I'm really screwed with her.
12:14I can't stop thinking of Tamsin Althwaite.
12:16Maybe she was called Tamsin.
12:18I think this one's Gordo.
12:21Gordo.
12:22True.
12:23I can't remember these two.
12:26I've left the palace.
12:28I'm going to leave it at that.
12:29I think I've done all of it.
12:31APPLAUSE
12:38Were you happy in your hot dog costume?
12:41I wasn't...
12:42No, I wasn't happy in it.
12:43I didn't think it looked any good.
12:45It felt tacky as well.
12:46It was cheap.
12:47Yeah.
12:47I think I pulled it off, though.
12:49Yeah.
12:49I should say, it was the first task immediately after being given the option.
12:54Straight in.
12:55So you just thought, fuck it, let's get this out of the way with.
12:58Get it over and done with, you know, and then you haven't got that to dread in the future.
13:03Rosie only did half the room, but I should also say that was only half the task.
13:08OK?
13:08It's break time.
13:10Try to fulfil these precious few minutes without using your smartphone.
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex Horne's real height.
13:17I've told you, the guy's five foot two.
13:19If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids.
13:23LAUGHTER
13:25We'll see you in a minute.
13:27APPLAUSE
13:37Hello!
13:38Welcome back to Taskmaster.
13:40It's the second part of the show and we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge.
13:45Oh, poor old Greggy.
13:46But here we go.
13:47A new task and the introduction of our teams.
14:03Hello.
14:04Andy.
14:05Good to see you.
14:07You too.
14:08Sure.
14:09Multi-headed creature.
14:11Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive.
14:16Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time and explain what
14:22it is they are doing and why it is impressive.
14:24You have 20 minutes.
14:26Your time starts now.
14:27Can anyone juggle?
14:29No.
14:30No.
14:30No.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:32All right.
14:33We could collect a lot of heads around the house.
14:36All right?
14:36It can be any heads.
14:37Dog's head.
14:38See, that, I like what you're thinking there, because it doesn't have to be a human head.
14:43Do you think multi-headed creatures of history?
14:46Oh, yeah.
14:46I don't mean too many of them, really.
14:48Hydra.
14:49Three-headed dog.
14:50God of the underworld.
14:50What do you do that's impressive?
14:52I can move my knuckles.
14:57In...
14:57Oh, you can!
14:59I mean, it's niche.
15:01Is it like making a smoothie?
15:03I always find like a good smoothie is like really fantastic.
15:07That's right.
15:07You know when someone's like, oh, this is great and then you taste it and it's delicious?
15:11What?
15:13Okay.
15:14Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie.
15:15I...
15:16Something like that.
15:18What if I stand on my head?
15:22I would love that.
15:24Come on, let's see if it can be done.
15:25Do you need some help?
15:26Yeah.
15:30What?
15:34Yeah, see?
15:34You can't do it, can you?
15:38Right.
15:38And...
15:39Okay, so what are we on?
15:4112 minutes?
15:42Yeah, yeah, it's really going down now.
15:43Right.
15:44I really don't want to get this wrong.
15:46These guys, man.
15:48Right.
15:54I mean, I don't know where to start.
15:56Quite a good vibe with this team.
15:58I'm so excited to be on the team with Jackie.
16:05I don't feel like we've got so much in common.
16:10Do you?
16:13We're both from a place of positivity.
16:20And one of our team made it in heaven.
16:32There's a bond there, and I've got high hopes for your multi-headed beast.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Now, this group...
16:38I don't think I have ever seen a more awkward introduction.
16:43I was so confused.
16:45I was just like, why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer?
16:48And then a detective comes in.
16:51I was so confused.
16:53There's no mystery, Baba, at least, as to who the detective is.
16:56It's Detective Emma City.
16:58Oh, my God.
17:00Once you've formed your multi-headed beast,
17:02what would be the most impressive thing you would do?
17:05And Emma went for...
17:07The making of a smoothie.
17:09LAUGHTER
17:11You might not have seen this because you were in the room.
17:13Do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
17:15Oh, my God.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:17I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
17:21That's right.
17:22You know when someone's like, oh...
17:25APPLAUSE
17:30Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two.
17:32Rosie and Jackie.
17:35This...
17:36Is...
17:36Been...
17:37And...
17:38Gone.
17:44We...
17:47Are...
17:48So...
17:50Happy...
17:51To...
17:53Be...
17:54Here...
17:55On...
17:56Your...
17:57Task...
17:58Like that...
17:59Show...
18:03We...
18:06Are...
18:07We...
18:10We...
18:10Instruments...
18:12And...
18:13I...
18:14Are...
18:16Playing...
18:20Instruments...
18:22You...
18:26You poked your head through a bin bag and then you sang a song.
18:29There are two things you're missing here.
18:30One is that we had to join two bin bags, otherwise it wouldn't have been big enough, Greg.
18:34No!
18:35And then the other thing you're missing is that by then I'd lost the will to live.
18:39Yeah!
18:40LAUGHTER
18:41Right, Jackie's started to turn on you here.
18:44No, no, no.
18:44He's pulling away from the group.
18:46There's only one thing that can save you now and it's the most awkward gang in town.
18:59We...
19:00Are...
19:01Making...
19:02A...
19:02Phenomenal...
19:04Smoothie...
19:05Today...
19:06Using...
19:07So...
19:08Many...
19:09Phenomenal...
19:10Fruits...
19:12And...
19:13Life-giving...
19:14Nutrients...
19:17Today...
19:18Making...
19:19This...
19:20Impressive...
19:22Medicine...
19:23Yay!
19:24Will...
19:28Today...
19:36Oh...
19:36My...
19:37Gosh...
19:39This...
19:39Is...
19:40Phenomenal...
19:42Smoothie time...
19:46Today...
19:51Yum!
19:53Surprisingly...
19:54Nutty!
19:59Urgh!
20:02Thanks, team.
20:03You may return to the house.
20:05We should do this again sometime.
20:07Yeah.
20:08No, for real.
20:08It was genuinely very nice.
20:11APPLAUSE
20:17You actually did make a smoothie.
20:20Excuse me.
20:21It was a multi-headed beast.
20:23How many heads was...
20:24Hey, I didn't mind the beast.
20:25There was a lot of heads on that beast.
20:27It was a better beast than these two clowns.
20:29OK.
20:29Right.
20:29That much I'll concede.
20:31But you still made a smoothie.
20:33And, Baba, if you want to get into an argument,
20:35you can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today.
20:39I drank that smoothie.
20:40I went home and, for the first time in my life,
20:44I levitated.
20:46It was worse.
20:49I don't know.
20:50What was...
20:51What were you least impressed by?
20:52The song or the smoothie?
20:54The smoothie.
20:54The smoothie.
20:54And that's saying something because you heard the song.
21:01The song was slightly better than the smoothie.
21:04But the multi-headed beast was far more impressive
21:07than two idiots putting their heads through a bin bag.
21:10No, thanks.
21:11Listen.
21:12Listen.
21:13It was a multi-headed beast.
21:14It was.
21:15No, wait.
21:15Which beast do you know that makes a smoothie?
21:18We did that.
21:20This is the man who rolled his eyes and look at it now.
21:24Come on, man.
21:24I can't tell you.
21:26What often do you have a smoothie stop after this?
21:28Oh, yeah.
21:28Fair enough.
21:29It's so lovely to see a gang come together.
21:32We'll get them a smoothie bar.
21:34Today.
21:36APPLAUSE
21:39Very nice.
21:41I think they're both as bad as each other.
21:43And I know you don't like a draw.
21:45Two points each?
21:46And you'll all thank me for that.
21:47Here we go.
21:48They all get two points.
21:49There it is.
21:50APPLAUSE
21:51Well, the order hasn't changed.
21:53Rosie, last week's winner, is still in the lead with seven points.
21:56There we are.
21:57Woo!
22:00Get us with another task, please, little Alex Horne.
22:02Ooh, there's somebody at the door.
22:04Ooh.
22:04MUSIC PLAYS
22:18Wow.
22:19You ready?
22:20Born ready.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Really great to see you.
22:22And you as well.
22:28So, this is awkward.
22:30Hello.
22:32You look happy.
22:34I'm happy any day that I'm with you.
22:40My little baby boy.
22:42OK, there's a task over there.
22:45Oh.
22:46There we go.
22:49GASP
22:52There's a...
22:53Is there a challenge?
22:55Yeah, there's a task.
22:56A task, yeah.
22:57It's just on the doorbell.
22:58Oh, OK.
22:58Yeah.
23:01I've done it.
23:05Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera.
23:12Yo.
23:14Man like baba.
23:16You have 30 minutes.
23:18Your time starts now.
23:21Interesting the word remarkable.
23:24I'm trying to think of anything, any kind of footage that I've ever seen that's remarkable.
23:28Are you aware of doorbell cameras?
23:30Doorbell?
23:30Well, I'm aware of their work.
23:33I think Star Wars was filmed on a doorbell camera.
23:35It was the first known use of it.
23:36I want to put on a shelf.
23:42It needs to be elaborate.
23:47APPLAUSE
23:52It needs to be remarkable, actually.
23:54I mean, they are synonyms.
23:58OK.
24:00How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy?
24:03You like that?
24:03Yes and no.
24:04What's the no part?
24:06I want to grow up one day.
24:08LAUGHTER
24:09All right.
24:10OK.
24:10What are we going to see?
24:11Well, let's start with Daddy.
24:13It is Rosie Jones.
24:16Ooooooooh!
24:26Merry Christmas!
24:30I'm Mary and I'm having a baby.
24:36Ooooooooh!
24:41I was born in Jesus.
24:56What is more remarkable than the birth of our Lord?
25:05It's a bold and fresh take on Christianity.
25:11If it's not disrespectful, one would almost say that Jesus positively fell out.
25:17All right, that's it. We're halfway through the episode. See you in a minute.
25:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:32Hello! Welcome back to Taskmaster where our door is always open.
25:37Well, not always, Greg. For the current task, it's always closed,
25:40so that's a pretty poor choice of words.
25:42The comedians have been tasked to record the most remarkable doorbell camera footage.
25:46Next up, Bubba, whose name is an anagram of ABBA,
25:49and Annie Zaltzman, whose name is an anagram of ADS AS LINMAT.
25:53LAUGHTER
25:56BELL RINGS
25:58BELL RINGS
26:09BELL RINGS
26:11BELL RINGS
26:11BELL RINGS
26:13BELL RINGS
26:15BELL RINGS
26:16BELL RINGS
26:19BELL RINGS
26:25Alexander!
26:26Oh, right. Hello.
26:28I am your future. I know what you plan.
26:32OK, what's that, then?
26:33The full and total destruction of the Taskmaster.
26:37Ah, fair cop. Yeah, that is the plan.
26:39It would have been the plan, actually. Right from episode one, series one.
26:43I know when you will destroy him.
26:45Mm-hm. When? Yeah, well, in the studio, when we show this task.
26:49That's right. That's exactly right.
27:07How will you destroy a Taskmaster?
27:09Mm, I can't say that.
27:11Oh, come on, my mate.
27:12Well...
27:13Let's say revenge will be sweet.
27:15Right. Revenge for that time that...
27:17Shhh!
27:18No, I can't say that.
27:19That is our secret.
27:20Our secret.
27:21No-one can know that.
27:24We know. We always know.
27:28Stick around?
27:30C-c-c-can you see that chicken?
27:33Or chicken?
27:36Eh...
27:43Mine was shit, though.
27:47Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit.
27:50Maybe!
27:51Maybe!
27:51You weren't even any good at keeping your business!
27:54LAUGHTER
27:54When you first kicked it, I thought,
27:56Oh, he's going to be really good at this. Three.
27:59LAUGHTER
28:01Andy, I thought, oh, that's a good idea, the ghost comes.
28:04That's an intriguing story.
28:06But then I found the ghost himself to be quite boring.
28:10Well, that's often... Ghosts are, aren't they?
28:12Because if you think of the mundanity of death...
28:15Yeah.
28:16..of being a ghost for all eternity,
28:18you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
28:20I would say.
28:22So he was deliberately dull?
28:24Yeah, well, it's also Alex's future,
28:26so it's probably going to be quite dull.
28:27LAUGHTER
28:29Very clever.
28:30Good. Not good. Bad.
28:32Who's next?
28:33Next up, it's Emma.
28:37Phew. Oh, my.
28:39Do-do-do-do.
28:41Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:43Ooh-ooh.
28:44Come on.
28:46All right, come on.
28:58There we go.
28:59Cooking with gas.
29:00Come on.
29:01Whoa!
29:02A-boo!
29:03All right.
29:06LAUGHTER
29:11LAUGHTER
29:14I'll leave the pass.
29:16APPLAUSE
29:19The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life seems to be making relatively basic food.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:26I'm like, yeah, I think that might be true.
29:28What do I do?
29:29Well, do better.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:32Just do, make it...
29:33Omelette?
29:33Was it an omelette?
29:34No, it's a pancake.
29:35Oh, that's better.
29:37On the envelope?
29:38That was remarkable.
29:39Yeah.
29:40But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad keepyuppies outside my doorbell?
29:45Difficult, innit?
29:46Who's next?
29:46The final person we're going to see, oh, it's Jack D, living the dream.
29:52That's the doorbell.
29:54Can it come off?
29:56I suppose so.
30:03And it's the most remarkable.
30:07There you go, Alex.
30:09OK, Alex?
30:10Yeah?
30:11Hello.
30:13What did you have for dinner last night?
30:15Do you want to see it?
30:16OK.
30:24Did you see what happened?
30:26I think it was a banana, was it?
30:28I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:30I'm not sure your digestion system is working as efficiently as it should have been.
30:34Well, it wasn't just a banana.
30:42Omelette?
30:43Well, is it creme caramel?
30:44Creme...
30:46It's almost as if you never chewed.
30:49Was it remarkable?
30:51It was, I think it was remarkable.
30:52I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
30:54Something I've always wanted to do is watch stuff being flushed all the way down through and see how it
31:00works.
31:01OK.
31:01Thanks, Jack.
31:02Yeah, thanks, Alex.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Well, I can't argue it fits the brief.
31:11Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
31:14Yeah.
31:15And I like to, er...
31:16I like to demonstrate how things work as well, and I think I demonstrated there how...
31:20Yeah.
31:20...how a house works.
31:22And then there's...
31:23We all want to have a look.
31:24Well, I had a look inside our family, erm, septic tank once.
31:27Why did you look in it?
31:28Er, it was blocked up.
31:29What with?
31:30Multi-coloured condoms, shit and frogs.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:35Which is the least remarkable?
31:39Well, I feel... I feel bad. It is Baba, probably.
31:42But I don't know whether it's any less remarkable than Andy's boring ghost.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:47I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
31:50Crap woman can thank me for her three points.
31:52Now, is it poo or is it Christianity?
31:56LAUGHTER
31:58Because I have great respect for those of faith.
32:01It's four points to Jack's poos.
32:04And Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:06Well done, Rosie.
32:07Well done.
32:08Well done.
32:10APPLAUSE
32:11All right.
32:12We're on the task, please, Alex.
32:14Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
32:24Oh, no!
32:27Oh, for goodness sake, not these again.
32:30Oh.
32:30It's nice to see you too, Emma.
32:31Yeah, yeah.
32:32Pleased to see them?
32:33Erm, well, I mean, some of them.
32:36Some of them, a bit awkward.
32:39LAUGHTER
32:41Do you want me to open their thing?
32:42Not yet.
32:43OK.
32:43Do you know why not?
32:44You want more chat?
32:45No.
32:47Yeah.
32:49Oh, you want me to put that on?
32:50You should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
32:53Identify these ten fine people.
32:55Most fine people correctly identified wins.
32:59Oh, my God.
33:01I forgot them.
33:02You have four fine minutes.
33:04Your time starts now.
33:06Colonel!
33:08APPLAUSE
33:14It's a dirty trick in no mistake.
33:16And only the people with actually good memories are going to succeed, I suspect.
33:19Let's have a look.
33:20OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
33:23Here we go.
33:26They're in a different order.
33:31You sneaky little toe bag.
33:37I'm going to be quite badly on this first time round, to be honest.
33:40HE LAUGHS
33:44HE LAUGHS
33:45Colonel!
33:47This one was Izzy.
33:49I remember that one.
33:50That was the...the head injury.
33:54She has one word.
33:57Beard.
33:58Hair.
34:00Ach.
34:07That seems too obvious. Ahoy.
34:10Yum, yum.
34:13That was Flight Commander Biggles.
34:16Doggy.
34:17Doggy?
34:19Marilyn.
34:21Gina.
34:23That is definitely Duncan Goodyear.
34:26What was she, man?
34:28Sorry.
34:29Oh!
34:31Dean!
34:37Thanks, Andy.
34:38All right.
34:39You didn't get a duck.
34:40No.
34:41No, but in some ways getting one is worse than getting none.
34:44There's a dignity in total failure.
34:49APPLAUSE
34:54So Andy only ended up getting one.
34:57Previously he had five.
34:58Mm-hm.
34:58He only remembered one in the end.
35:00It's just, it's quite hard to, I mean, I felt quite triggered by that.
35:02By what?
35:03It was very similar to the jury in the trial.
35:07But look, I don't want to go into that in too much detail.
35:10Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy?
35:12Were they...
35:13Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
35:16No.
35:16Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
35:19Yeah.
35:19Andy came up with Biggles, Valderrama, Baldy Doggy and Marilyn.
35:22Yeah.
35:23OK.
35:24Time to break for the last time in the final part of the show.
35:26Someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat, a Guy Fawkes effigy
35:32and have to carry us home in a coffin.
35:35What's the point?
35:37We'll see you soon.
35:42APPLAUSE
35:49It's part four of four and our cast have been tested
35:52to remember the names of ten fine people.
35:54Next, we're going to witness the memories of Bubba and Jack,
35:57who has donned his hot dog outfit and will get double points.
36:01Here we go.
36:03Ah.
36:05This is so wrong.
36:07OK.
36:08All right, let's try.
36:11Blanket.
36:12I think that's the Colonel.
36:15Chisel.
36:17Reggie.
36:18Gordo.
36:19Izzy.
36:21That had a patch on, didn't it?
36:22There's a patch there.
36:23That's, um...
36:24That's, uh...
36:25Grilly.
36:26Grilly.
36:27Blanket.
36:28Izzy.
36:29Oh!
36:30The black...
36:31What's it?
36:31Hanky Panky or something like that?
36:33Or wanky snanky or something?
36:36Uh...
36:36Ch...
36:36Chisel?
36:37Chisel.
36:38Oh, there was Yankee Tank.
36:40That's her name.
36:41OK.
36:41Now, who was Yankee Tank?
36:43Izzy.
36:44No, Dinah.
36:45Dinah.
36:45I think it says Yankee Tank.
36:47No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
36:49That's Yankee Tank.
36:50Trevor or something?
36:51The Trevor or something like that?
36:53The Corporal?
36:55No, you're not the Corporal.
36:57You're the Corporal.
36:59The two that I didn't get before have gone...
37:02Gilly, itsy-pitsy.
37:08Still got two minutes left, what do you want to do?
37:09I want to do nothing because I don't remember their names.
37:14So I might bust a little two-step.
37:16Come on, Dinah.
37:17Oh!
37:17Ay!
37:18Oh!
37:18Bow!
37:20Bow!
37:21Oh!
37:22You know what I'm saying?
37:23Yeah, write that down.
37:24When you bust a two-step...
37:25Yeah.
37:26Add some flavour.
37:27Yeah, it's gone.
37:28Yeah.
37:34APPLAUSE
37:43Should Bubba be rewarded for busting a two-step and add it some flavour?
37:48I don't give bonus points, but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point,
37:52cos I enjoyed it.
37:53Can I check?
37:53Jack said grill-y instead of grill-sy.
37:55Is that close enough?
37:56And similarly, Yankee Tank and Yankee Tank.
37:58I think maybe we should give him one of them.
38:00Bubba remembered six out of the ten.
38:03Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:04Not bad.
38:05Not bad at all.
38:05But there is one more to see.
38:07Yes.
38:07It is Emma Seedy, or to use her full name, Emma Compact Disc.
38:12Here she is.
38:14I'm taking the gloves off for this.
38:16She's new.
38:17The Colonel.
38:18Chisel.
38:19Dina.
38:20Trev.
38:21Reggie.
38:22Blanket.
38:23Er, Tamsin Houseway.
38:24Tamsin.
38:26This one's new!
38:28OK.
38:36Jemima.
38:37I know it's not that, but I'm really stuck.
38:41Erm...
38:42You've got little pickies!
38:44You bastard!
38:45Look at these!
38:47Who have you found?
38:48Chisel.
38:48Oh, you need that one.
38:50Yeah, I know.
38:50I don't need that.
38:54Grilzy!
38:56Come on.
38:59The Yank Tank!
39:01Yank Tank!
39:02Good.
39:03Yank Tank!
39:04Gordo!
39:05Oh!
39:06Gordo!
39:08You're just missing Tamsin Houseway, is that right?
39:10Yes!
39:11Yes, yes, yes.
39:12Tamsin!
39:13Still a minute, then.
39:17Izzy!
39:18Izzy!
39:18Izzy!
39:19Izzy!
39:20Izzy.
39:21That was exciting.
39:22I'm glad you got my gloves off for that.
39:25I needed to be there.
39:29Genuinely impressed.
39:30Alex's nerdy little system.
39:31Yeah, thanks, guys.
39:32But she had, like Bubba, two minutes to spare and thought there must be something else here.
39:35And there was.
39:36Yeah.
39:37Interesting.
39:37Two very different systems.
39:39Investigate here.
39:40Yeah.
39:40I'm going to bust a two-star.
39:42Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person.
39:45Eight points.
39:46Because of the very wise hot dog choice, Emma wins the task.
39:50Five points to...
39:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:55Quick look at the scores, then.
39:56Yes.
39:57The hot dog is in the lead.
39:5817 points.
39:59First place, Jack D.
40:00Nice.
40:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:07OK, it's time for me to make your way to the stage.
40:09The final task of the show!
40:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:16Hello, old friends.
40:18I'm over here.
40:19And who will be reading the task out?
40:20Rosie Jones, please.
40:21Rosie Jones, take it away.
40:24Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you.
40:36If you land on gold, you are automatically through to the next round and the next person has to spin
40:52it one more time than the previous person.
40:59It will become clearer as we play it.
41:01Andy, please come over to the wheel.
41:02It just needs a medium spin.
41:04If you stand sort of where I'm standing but the other side, that would be...
41:07Oh, what are you doing?
41:08Checking the integrity of the wheel?
41:10Well, just the physics of it.
41:11You know, how it's...
41:12How it's going to spin.
41:13It's a wheel.
41:13Right.
41:14LAUGHTER
41:20Lovely spin.
41:21Lovely spin.
41:21Beautiful action.
41:22Beautiful action.
41:24So, that's the red.
41:26Andy, I have to ask you, do you want to spin again or do you want to stick on one?
41:29Oh, I'll spin again.
41:31Ooh!
41:31If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
41:34That's a hefty one.
41:35That's more like...
41:36That's in the spirit of the game.
41:37Beautiful action again.
41:38Thanks.
41:39So, we're hoping this lands on red, otherwise we lose Andy Zoltzman.
41:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:45Who's next?
41:46Barbara is next and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
41:52Ooh!
41:55Wow.
41:56You're through.
41:58You've got to spin it three times to get the same colour every time, unless you get gold.
42:02All right.
42:06Lovely.
42:06Yeah.
42:08Lovely, passionate grunt.
42:15That you could have got the same colour four times in a row.
42:18LAUGHTER
42:19I'm going to go the other way.
42:21What?
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:28Ooh!
42:31Oh, no.
42:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:40Oh, shut up!
42:43That is red.
42:45That is red.
42:45No!
42:46Don't touch it.
42:48You've only got four more reds.
42:50What big deal?
42:50Or any gold.
42:52Right.
42:52Mm-hm.
43:00Oh!
43:01Oh!
43:02Oh!
43:03Oh!
43:06I remember you.
43:07Oh, no.
43:09Oh, lovely.
43:11LAUGHTER
43:12The cartwheel.
43:14Red.
43:15Red.
43:15Yeah, they like that.
43:16They like that.
43:21LAUGHTER
43:25Aw!
43:26Andy Dortmund gets two points.
43:30We need five, Bubby.
43:31Five, yeah?
43:34Come on.
43:36Come on.
43:37No, no, you, bro.
43:37This.
43:38Oh!
43:42It's six, please, Emma.
43:43Fair enough.
43:47Come on, come on.
43:49Red.
43:50Five more reds.
43:51Red or gold.
43:52Come on!
43:54Do you still get one more?
43:55Four more.
43:56Four more.
44:00Three more.
44:01Brilliant.
44:02Come on!
44:03Come on!
44:05Come on.
44:08Come on now!
44:09Come on.
44:10I pray to Jesus.
44:12LAUGHTER
44:16You require seven.
44:18Thank you, really good.
44:25That's red.
44:26That's red.
44:28Anti-clockwise.
44:30Oh!
44:31Oh!
44:32That's red.
44:34Three points!
44:35Bubba, you require seven.
44:37OK.
44:40Goal.
44:41Goal!
44:42Goal!
44:43Goal!
44:43Goal!
44:44Goal!
44:44Goal!
44:45Goal!
44:45You need eight.
44:47Fair enough.
44:47In a run.
44:48Fuck!
44:53Black, Emma.
44:54Kill her!
44:55Yep.
44:55The lucky come-on's back.
45:01We have a winner, and that winner is Bubba Tunde!
45:03Yes!
45:07Yes!
45:08Yes!
45:09Can you have a little tea stack if you want?
45:11Yes!
45:12Hey!
45:12Come down!
45:13We'll have it to the final scores!
45:20Bubba Tunde won the five points.
45:23Well done, Bubba.
45:27And it has really paid dividends for Bubba, because he's come second last.
45:31At the top of the ladyboy with 20 points is Chuck D!
45:35Draft D wins episode two.
45:37Please go and celebrate with your serious, yet silly thing!
45:43See you again very soon.
45:44But for now, let's hear it for tonight's winner.
45:46Draft D!
45:47Yes!
45:47Yeah!ίας!
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