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00:15I
00:16New use
00:37Five comedians naked as the day they were born
00:40Fighting to the death using primitive weapons sure we've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun
00:48Let's welcome our warriors once again. I'm these odds man
01:00Okay
01:07Next to me a man who doesn't know what color is bedroom walls are because he's put so many posters
01:13of Howard from take that on
01:23You ready for a view of favorite it's horns hot list
01:30This is when I horn say what's hot and what's not hot right now hot sweat bands. These guys are
01:36great
01:37Not hot jeans. Come on guys. It's not
01:411969 anymore that was horns hot list
01:48They're very very itchy so I'm gonna take them off well, they've done their job haven't they they've created a
01:53great atmosphere
01:54I mean it's price test time. Oh, yeah, aka the actual start of the show
02:01Too right. We're creatures of habit only like nuns or something and the category this week is
02:07The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly poor old Greg has to judge them and give
02:12five points to his favorite
02:13Serious object that looks quite silly and at the end of the episode the overall winner will take home five
02:18Seriously silly things back to you Greg, right Baba. Hello. Hey, we're gonna start with you this week. Okay. All
02:25right. I'm good
02:29Serious thing that's also silly. Yes, I have this is what he's brought in a serious thing that looks silly
02:36I mean come on now look at that like back in the day when they use the Vikings and they'd
02:40You know be going to like the little battles with their axes and stuff if you showed up. All right
02:45bear with me here
02:57Well, it's not on my bucket list
03:00What have you brought in a comic sans clock here it is
03:07You know you only have so much time we're against the clock
03:10I just think it's reasonably sorry in terms of life. Yes, that's right. Yeah
03:16Comic sans, that's a bit silly. I just don't know why you need to add. It's my daddy
03:27That's more serious
03:28To be honest
03:32Thank you
03:34Andy yes, who's your daddy
03:39Well what I brought in Greg is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes Guy Fawkes is someone who tried to blow up Parliament, do you know how he was
03:53executed Greg?
03:54I do I've been in the room it happened it no, I think it happened outside didn't it?
03:57Oh the execution. Yes
03:59I've been I've been in the room where he was tortured
04:01All right
04:04So basically we're dealing with the brutality of humanity
04:08Yeah, and we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do on the 5th of November very good.
04:13Hello Jack
04:14Hello, yeah, yeah
04:16You
04:17Yes, I'm good
04:19Enough of the small talk
04:21What silly and serious thing have you brought in
04:24I brought in something which is serious, but I think it looks silly. It's an abseiling harness
04:32So, you know when you see people like climbing and they think they're clever, but I don't because they're wearing
04:38one of those
04:40And they just look silly
04:41I don't know if they think they're clever
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy
04:47That's what it looks like
04:48But it is serious because you need to wear one because it'll hold you if you fall
04:52Hmm
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them
04:55think they're clever
04:57And they're not
04:58And I think we should discuss that more
05:00And are you suggesting that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses?
05:04Yeah
05:05Thanks Jack
05:06All right
05:07Hello
05:08You all right?
05:10Hello
05:10Yeah, how about you?
05:12Yeah, not too bad
05:13Yeah, good
05:14All right then
05:16OK
05:17So
05:18I brought in
05:20my
05:21own
05:22coffin
05:23M
05:37Everyone crying
05:40Yeah
05:41Paying their respect
05:43bending down
05:46Err
05:48Any questions?
05:50No
05:51No
05:52It's difficult because I still don't really understand
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy. Oh, well, that's just silly as well. You know, cheeky. Cheeky. Yeah, it's cheeky
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky. Baba's has only got one. I'll give Baba one point
06:07I'll give Emma two points the clock gets two
06:10I'll give Jack D three points saved equipment does look ridiculous, and then we're up to the big guns Guy
06:15Fawkes
06:16Oh, I'll give you this
06:20Guy Fawkes has had his day. He can have four points. And of course I will be honking
06:34What's the first ask proper please Alex? Well, it's something we haven't done before Greg and there are big points
06:40at stake
06:52I
06:53Jack hi Alex. What are you wearing? Oh this whole thing
06:59Welcome
07:05Hi Emma yes, hi, you're right. Yeah, how are you? I'm feeling good. I'm looking great
07:16I'm looking good for you.
07:17Hello Andy. Oh hi Alex
07:21What life of choices brought you here?
07:28You have to trace them all the way back I think
07:29Yeah, parents
07:34I think it's amazing. I've never seen it before
07:37Christmas? No
07:39Weddings no, okay postman's come right
07:48Why let's out for throughout one future task this outfit this outfit this outfit
07:57Christ and your points will be doubled doubled your board for that task, okay
08:05You have until your time in taskmaster is over
08:09Is there a right answer the right answer is you've got to wear it for a task that you do
08:15well and so that you can double your
08:18So you won't know what the task is going to be you have to decide before
08:22A task takes place that you want to wear this outfit, right? Okay. There are several different types of tasks
08:27in this show
08:27Yeah, so you're just gonna have to feel it. Okay. This isn't actually a task is it?
08:32It's just a thing that's gonna happen
08:34Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's still fun though joke. Oh, it is the fun never stops
08:39I'm having a ball
08:44I don't know what Alex is currently wearing, but Rose is quite right
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents
08:54So
08:55Something to look forward to quite right they can play their Joker at any point across the rest of the
09:00series by putting on the mystery outfit
09:01But for now here's some more memorable fun
09:04I don't know
09:06I don't know
09:32Okay
09:34Okay
09:39Okay
09:41Prepared for everything? Yep. Brand new gloves
09:43Well, I've been waiting to do the show a long time
09:48Right
09:50Um
09:50I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one. Oh, yeah. Hmm
09:54It means this one counts double for you. Yeah, whatever points you get. Yeah, so it's a big one
10:02Remember these ten fine people
10:05You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people
10:11Best memory wins
10:15Your time starts now
10:18Okay, cool. Let's memorize these people then. All right. Diana. She's got the blonde hair pearls
10:25Is he bandana? So that's Gordo
10:28I'm gonna start. Trev looks good
10:30Have you got a good memory Jack?
10:31I'm gonna it'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it
10:41Yank tank yank tank yank tank
10:43What's your process for you? Oh?
10:46Yank tank
10:46Blanket
10:49Clown
10:49Ah
10:49Okay
10:50Grillsy
10:52Is that real? Yes. Okay. It's your method for remembering things Jack. Try not to be distracted
10:57Chisel
10:58Chisel
11:03Chisel
11:04Chisel
11:04Chisel
11:05Chisel
11:06Chisel
11:06They're now in my memory house in my memory castle
11:09Right
11:11Cool. I'm cool. I don't fancy my chances here
11:16Blanket
11:17Please look at the camera
11:19I was hoping you weren't gonna do that
11:21I got that sorted but that's a shit dump
11:29I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are Jack
11:31Just start now? Why not?
11:34Diana
11:36Izzy
11:37Yank tank
11:38The Yank tank
11:39Colonel
11:40The Colonel
11:47Blanket
11:48Blanket
11:49Dora
11:49There wasn't a Dora was there? There should have been a Dora but it looks like a Dora do you
11:54think?
11:55Grillsy
11:56Chisel
11:56Reggie
11:58Trish
11:58No
11:59Never go with Trish man. Trish
12:01Let's go with Trish
12:02I didn't talk to them
12:05No you didn't talk to them
12:06Oh
12:07Oh
12:07This is Izzy
12:09The bandage
12:11I'm really screwed with her
12:14I can't stop thinking of Tamsin Alsway
12:16Maybe she was called Tamsin
12:18I think this one's Gordo
12:21Gordo
12:22True
12:23I can't remember these two
12:26I've left the palace
12:28I'm going to leave it at that. I think I've done all of it
12:30APPLAUSE
12:31All right
12:33APPLAUSE
12:38Were you happy in your hot dog costume?
12:41I wasn't, no I wasn't happy in it
12:43I didn't think it looked any good
12:45It felt tacky as well, it was cheap
12:47Yeah
12:47I think I pulled it off so
12:48Yeah
12:49I should say it was the first task immediately after being given
12:53The option
12:54Straight in
12:55So you just thought, fuck it, let's get this out of the way with
12:58Get it over and done with
12:58Yeah
12:59And then you haven't got that to dread
13:01LAUGHTER
13:02In the future
13:03Rosie only did half the room
13:04But I should also say that was only half the task
13:07OK
13:08It's break time
13:09Try to fulfil these precious few minutes
13:12Without using your smartphone
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex Horne's real height
13:17I've told you the guy's five foot two
13:19If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids
13:22LAUGHTER
13:23LAUGHTER
13:25We'll see you in a minute
13:28APPLAUSE
13:37Hello!
13:39Welcome back to Taskmaster
13:40It's the second part of the show
13:42And we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge
13:45Oh, poor old Greggy
13:46But here we go
13:47A new task
13:48And the introduction of our teams
14:03Hello
14:03Andy
14:06Good to see you
14:07You too
14:08A multi-headed creature
14:11Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive
14:15Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time
14:20And explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive
14:24You have 20 minutes, your time starts now
14:27Can anyone juggle?
14:29No
14:30No
14:30No
14:31Absolutely not
14:32All right
14:33Well, we could collect a lot of heads around the house
14:36All right
14:36It could be any heads
14:37Dog's head
14:38Well, that, you see, that, that, I like what you're thinking there
14:41Because it doesn't have to be a human head
14:43Do something multi-headed creatures of history
14:45Oh, yeah
14:46I don't mean too many, have they?
14:48Hydra
14:48Three-headed dog
14:49God of the underworld
14:50What do you do that's impressive?
14:52I can move my knuckles
14:57Oh, you can
14:58I mean, it's niche
15:01Is it like making a smoothie?
15:03I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic
15:06That's right
15:07You know when someone's like, oh, this is great
15:10And then you taste it and it's delicious
15:11What?
15:13Okay
15:13Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie
15:16Something like that
15:18What if I stand on my head?
15:23I would love that
15:23Go on, let's see if it can be done
15:25Right
15:25Do you need some help?
15:26Yeah
15:30What?
15:34Yeah, see, you can't do it, can you?
15:38Right
15:39Okay, so what are we on?
15:4112 minutes?
15:41Yeah, yeah, it's really going down now
15:43Right
15:43I really don't want to get this wrong
15:46These guys, man
15:48Right
15:54I mean, I don't know where to start
15:56Quite a good vibe with this team
15:58I'm so excited to be on the team with Jackie
16:04I don't feel like we've got so much in common
16:10Do you?
16:32There's a bond there, and I've got high hopes for your multi-headed beast
16:35Now, this group...
16:38I don't think I have ever seen a more awkward introduction.
16:43I was so confused, I was just like,
16:45why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer?
16:48And then a detective comes in.
16:51I was so confused.
16:53There's no mystery, Baba, at least, as to who the detective is.
16:56It's Detective Van The City.
16:59Oh, my God.
17:00Once you've formed your multi-headed beast,
17:03what would be the most impressive thing you would do,
17:05and Emma went for...
17:07..the making of a smoothie?
17:11You might not have seen this cos you were in the room.
17:13Do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
17:15Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
17:17I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
17:21That's right. You know when someone's like, oh...
17:30Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two.
17:32Rosie and Jackie.
17:34This...
17:35..is...
17:36..been...
17:37..and...
17:38..gone.
17:44We...
17:46..are...
17:48..so...
17:50..happy...
17:51..to...
17:53..be...
17:53..here...
17:55..on...
17:56..your...
17:57..task...
17:58..like that...
17:59..show...
18:02..we...
18:03..are...
18:06..impressive...
18:08..with...
18:10..instruments...
18:12..and...
18:13..I...
18:14..work...
18:16..playing...
18:20..instruments...
18:48..and...
18:49..the most awkward gang in town.
18:59..we...
19:00..are...
19:01..making...
19:02..a...
19:02..phenomenal...
19:03..smoothie...
19:05..today...
19:06..using...
19:07..so...
19:08..many...
19:09..phenomenal...
19:10..fruits...
19:11..and...
19:12..life-giving...
19:15..nutrients...
19:17..today...
19:19..making...
19:19..this...
19:20..impressive...
19:22..medicine...
19:25..will...
19:28..today...
19:35..oh...
19:36..my...
19:38..gosh...
19:39..this...
19:40..is...
19:40..phenomenal...
19:41..smoothie time...
19:45..today...
19:51..ugh...
19:52..yum...
19:53..surprisingly...
19:58..nutty...
20:00..ugh...
20:02..thanks, team.
20:03You may return to the house.
20:05We should do this again sometime.
20:07Yeah.
20:08No, for real.
20:08It was genuinely very nice.
20:17You actually did make a smoothie.
20:20Excuse me.
20:21It was a multi-headed beast.
20:23How many heads was it?
20:24Yeah.
20:24Hey, I didn't mind the beast.
20:25There was a lot of heads on that beast.
20:26It was a better beast than these two clowns.
20:29Right.
20:29That much I'll concede.
20:31But you still made a smoothie.
20:33And, Baba, if you want to get into an argument,
20:35you can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today.
20:39I drank that smoothie, I went home, and for the first time in my life,
20:43I levitated.
20:46It was worse.
20:49I don't know.
20:50What were you least impressed by?
20:52The song or the smoothie?
20:54The smoothie.
20:54The smoothie.
20:54And that's saying something because you heard the song.
21:01The song was slightly better than the smoothie.
21:04But the multi-headed beast was far more impressive than two idiots putting their heads through a bin bag.
21:10No, thanks.
21:11Listen.
21:12Listen.
21:13It was a multi-headed beast.
21:14It was.
21:15No, wait.
21:15Which beast do you know that makes a smoothie?
21:18We did that.
21:20This is the man who rolled his eyes and look at it now.
21:24Come on, man.
21:26We're opening a smoothie shop after this.
21:29It's so lovely to see a gang come together.
21:32We'll get to a smoothie bar.
21:34Today.
21:41I think they're both as bad as each other, and I know you don't like a draw.
21:45Two points each?
21:46And you'll all thank me for that.
21:47There we go.
21:48They all get two points.
21:49There it is.
21:52Well, the order hasn't changed.
21:53Rosie, last week's winner, is still in the lead with seven points.
21:56There we are.
22:00Let us win another task, please, little Alex Horne.
22:02Ooh, there's somebody at the door.
22:03Ooh.
22:18Wow.
22:19You ready?
22:20Born ready.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Really great to see you.
22:22And you as well.
22:28So, this is awkward.
22:30Hello.
22:32You look happy.
22:33I'm happy any day that I'm with you, my little baby boy.
22:42OK, there's a task over there.
22:45Oh.
22:46There we go.
22:51There's a...
22:53Is there a challenge?
22:55Yeah, there's a task.
22:56A task, yeah.
22:56It's just on the doorbell.
22:58Oh, OK.
22:58Yeah.
23:02Done it.
23:04Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera.
23:13Yo!
23:15You have 30 minutes.
23:18Your time starts now.
23:21Interesting the word, remarkable.
23:24Trying to think of anything, any kind of footage that I've ever seen that's remarkable.
23:28Are you aware of doorbell cameras?
23:30Doorbell?
23:30Well, I'm aware of their work.
23:32Erm, I think Star Wars was filmed on a doorbell camera.
23:35It was the first known use of it.
23:36LAUGHTER
23:37I want to put on a shelf.
23:42It needs to be elaborate.
23:52It needs to be remarkable, actually.
23:54I mean, they are synonyms.
23:58OK.
24:00How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy?
24:03You like that?
24:03Yes and no.
24:04What's the no part?
24:06I want to grow up one day.
24:08LAUGHTER
24:09All right.
24:10OK.
24:10What are we going to see?
24:11Well, let's start with Daddy.
24:13It is Rosie Jones.
24:14Oh!
24:18Oh!
24:22Oh!
24:24Oh!
24:24Oh!
24:26Oh!
24:27Merry Christmas!
24:30I'm Mary and I'm having a baby!
24:36Oh!
24:38Oh!
24:41Oh!
24:42Oh!
24:43Oh!
24:45Oh!
24:46Oh, Jesus!
24:56What is more remarkable than the birth of our Lord?
25:03LAUGHTER
25:05It's a bold and fresh take on Christianity.
25:09LAUGHTER
25:11If it's not disrespectful, one would almost say that Jesus positively fell out.
25:17All right, that's it.
25:18We're halfway through the episode.
25:20See you in a minute.
25:32Hello!
25:33Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our door is always open.
25:37Well, not always, Greg.
25:38For the current task, it's always closed, so that's a pretty poor choice of words.
25:41The comedians have been tasked to record the most remarkable doorbell camera footage.
25:46Next up, Bubba, whose name is an anagram of ABBA,
25:49and Andy Zaltzman, whose name is an anagram of ADS AS LINMAT.
25:58BUZZER
26:05BUZZER
26:07BUZZER
26:08BUZZER
26:08BUZZER
26:09BUZZER
26:20BUZZER
26:21BUZZER
26:21BUZZER
26:24Alexander!
26:26Oh, right. Hello.
26:27I am your future. I know what you plan.
26:32OK, what's that, then?
26:33The full and total destruction of the Taskmaster.
26:37Ah, fair cop. Yeah, that is the plan.
26:39It would've been the plan, actually. Right, from episode one, series one.
26:43I know when you will destroy him.
26:45Mm-hm. When? Yeah, well, in the studio, when we show this task.
26:49That's right. That's exactly right.
27:07How will you destroy a Taskmaster?
27:09Mm, I can't say that. Oh, come on, my mates.
27:12Well, let's say revenge will be sweet.
27:15Right. Revenge for that time that... Shhh!
27:18No, I can't say that. That is our secret. Our secret.
27:21No-one can know that.
27:24We know. We always know.
27:28Sticking around?
27:30C-c-c-can you see that chicken?
27:33Or chicken?
27:34Or chicken?
27:34Errgh!
27:36Errgh!
27:41Errgh!
27:44Mine was shit, though.
27:47Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit.
27:50Maybe.
27:51He weren't even any good at keeping your piss out there.
27:54When you first kicked it, I thought,
27:56oh, he's going to be really good at this.
28:01Andy, I thought,
28:02oh, that's a good idea.
28:03The ghost comes.
28:04That's an intriguing story.
28:06Mm.
28:06But then I found the ghost himself to be quite boring.
28:09LAUGHTER
28:10Well, that's often...
28:11Ghosts are, aren't they?
28:12Because if you think of the mundanity of death...
28:15Yeah.
28:16...of being a ghost for all eternity,
28:18you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
28:20LAUGHTER
28:21I would say.
28:22So, he was deliberately dull?
28:24Yeah.
28:24Well, it's also Alex's future,
28:25so it's probably going to be quite dull.
28:28LAUGHTER
28:29Very clever.
28:30Good.
28:30Not good.
28:31Bad.
28:32Who's next?
28:33Next up, it's Emma.
28:35Whoo.
28:38Oh, my.
28:39Do-do-do-do.
28:41Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:43Ooh.
28:44Come on.
28:46Oh.
28:50All right.
28:51Come on.
28:52Let's see.
28:53Let's go with that.
28:58There we go.
28:59Cooking with gas.
29:00Come on.
29:01Whoa.
29:02Uh-oh.
29:02All right.
29:04Come on.
29:14I'll leave the pass.
29:16APPLAUSE
29:19The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life seems to be making relatively basic food.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:26Well, yeah, I think that might be true.
29:28What do I do?
29:29Well, do better.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:31Just do make it...
29:33Omelette?
29:33Was it an omelette?
29:34No, it's a pancake.
29:35Oh, that's better.
29:36LAUGHTER
29:37On the envelope?
29:38That was remarkable.
29:40Yeah.
29:40But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad keepyuppies outside my doorbell?
29:44LAUGHTER
29:45Difficult, innit?
29:45Who's next?
29:46The final person we're going to see, oh, it's Jack D, living the dream.
29:52That's the doorbell.
29:54Can it come off?
29:55I suppose so.
30:03And it's the most remarkable.
30:07There you go, Alex.
30:09OK, Alex?
30:10Yeah?
30:11Hello.
30:13What did you have for dinner last night?
30:15Do you want to see it?
30:16OK.
30:25Did you see what I had for dinner?
30:26I think it was a banana, was it?
30:28I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:30I'm not sure your digestion system is working as efficiently as it should have been.
30:34Well, it wasn't just a banana.
30:38LAUGHTER
30:46It's almost as if you never chewed.
30:49Was it remarkable?
30:51It was, I think it was remarkable.
30:52I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
30:55Something I've always wanted to do is watch stuff being flushed all the way down through and see how it
31:00works.
31:01OK, thanks, Jack.
31:02Yeah, thanks, Alex.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Well, I can't argue it fits the brief.
31:11Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
31:14Yeah.
31:15And I like to, er, I like to demonstrate how things work as well, and I think I demonstrated there
31:19how...
31:20Yeah.
31:20..how a house works, and then there's...
31:23We all want to have a look.
31:24I had a look inside our family, erm, septic tank once.
31:27Why did you look in it?
31:28Er, it was blocked up.
31:29What with?
31:30Multicoloured condoms, shit and frogs.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:35Which is the least remarkable.
31:38LAUGHTER
31:40I feel... I feel bad. It is Baba, probably.
31:42But I don't know whether it's any less remarkable than Andy's boring ghost.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:46I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
31:49Crap woman can thank me for her three points.
31:52Is it poo, or is it Christianity?
31:56LAUGHTER
31:58Because I have great respect for those of faith.
32:01It's four points to Jack's poos.
32:04LAUGHTER
32:04And Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:06OK. Well done, Rosie.
32:07Well done.
32:07APPLAUSE
32:08Well done.
32:11All right.
32:12Round the task, please, Alex.
32:14Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
32:24Oh, no.
32:27Oh, for goodness sake, not these again.
32:30Oh.
32:30It's nice to see you too, Emma.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Pleased to see them.
32:33Erm, well, I mean, some of them.
32:36Some of them, a bit awkward.
32:38LAUGHTER
32:41Do you want me to open their thing?
32:42Not yet.
32:43OK.
32:43Do you know why not?
32:44You want more chat?
32:45No.
32:47LAUGHTER
32:49Oh, you want me to put that on?
32:50You should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
32:52Identify these ten fine people.
32:55Er, most fine people correctly identified wins.
33:00Oh, my God, I forgot them.
33:02You have four fine minutes.
33:04Your time starts now.
33:06Colonel!
33:08APPLAUSE
33:13It's a dirty trick in no mistake.
33:16And only the people with actually good memories are going to succeed,
33:19I suspect.
33:19Let's have a look.
33:20OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
33:23Here we go.
33:24THEY LAUGH
33:26THEY LAUGH
33:26THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER
33:30THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER
33:31THEY'RE SNEAKY LITTLE TOW BAG
33:37I'm going to be quite badly on this first time round,
33:39to be honest.
33:43HE LAUGHS
33:44Colonel!
33:47BUZZER
33:47Well, this one was Izzy.
33:49I remember that one.
33:50That was the...the head injury.
33:52BUZZER
33:54She has a one word.
33:57BUZZER
33:58BUZZER
33:58BUZZER
33:59BUZZER
34:02BUZZER
34:03BUZZER
34:03BUZZER
34:03BUZZER
34:03BUZZER
34:05BUZZER
34:05BUZZER
34:07BUZZER
34:08That seems too obvious. Ahoy.
34:10BUZZER
34:10YUM YUM
34:12BUZZER
34:12BUZZER
34:13That was Flight Commander Biggles.
34:15BUZZER
34:16BUZZER
34:16BUZZER
34:16Doggy?
34:18BUZZER
34:19Marilyn?
34:21BUZZER
34:22BUZZER
34:23That is definitely Duncan Goodyear.
34:26BUZZER
34:26BUZZER
34:26Oh, why is she mad?
34:28Sorry.
34:29Oh!
34:31Dean!
34:35BUZZER
34:36BUZZER
34:37BUZZER
34:37BUZZER
34:37Thanks, Andy.
34:39All right.
34:39You didn't get a duck?
34:40No.
34:41No, but in some ways getting one is worse than getting none.
34:43There's a dignity in total failure.
34:46BUZZER
34:48BUZZER
34:50BUZZER
34:51BUZZER
34:52BUZZER
34:52BUZZER
34:54BUZZER
34:54So Andy only ended up getting one.
34:57Previously he had five?
34:58Mm-hmm. He only remembered one in the end.
35:00It's just, it's quite hard to, I mean, I felt quite triggered by that.
35:02By what?
35:03It was very similar to the jury in the trial.
35:06But look, I don't want to go into that in too much detail.
35:10Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy?
35:12Were they...
35:13Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
35:16No, Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
35:18Yeah.
35:19Andy came up with Biggles, Valderrama, Baldy Doggy and Marilyn.
35:22Yeah.
35:23OK.
35:24Time to break for the last time in the final part of the show.
35:27Someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat, a Guy Fawkes effigy
35:32and have to carry us home in a coffin.
35:35What's the point?
35:37We'll see you soon.
35:39APPLAUSE
35:49It's part four of four and our cast have been tested
35:52to remember the names of ten fine people.
35:54Next, we're going to witness the memories of Bubba and Jack,
35:57who has donned his hot dog outfit and will get double points.
36:01Here we go.
36:04Ah...
36:05This is so wrong.
36:07OK.
36:08All right, let's try.
36:11Blanket.
36:12I think that's the Colonel.
36:15Chisel.
36:16Reggie.
36:18Gordo.
36:19Izzy.
36:21That had a patch on, didn't it?
36:22There's a patch there.
36:23Yeah, that's, um...
36:24That's, uh...
36:25Grilly.
36:26Grilly.
36:27Blanket.
36:28Izzy.
36:29Oh, the...
36:31Like, what's it?
36:31Hanky Panky or something like that?
36:33Or Wanky Smanky or something?
36:36Uh...
36:36Ch...
36:36Chisel?
36:37Chisel.
36:38Oh, there was Yankee Tank.
36:40That's her name.
36:41OK.
36:41Now, who was Yankee Tank?
36:43Izzy.
36:44No, Dinah.
36:45Dinah.
36:45I think it says Yankee Tank.
36:47No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
36:49That's Yankee Tank.
36:50Trevor or something?
36:51The Trevor or something like that?
36:53The Corporal?
36:55No, you're not the Corporal.
36:57You're the Corporal.
36:59The two that I didn't get before have gone...
37:02Grilly.
37:03Itsy.
37:03Pitsy.
37:07Ah...
37:07Still got two minutes left.
37:09What do you want to do?
37:10I want to do nothing because I don't remember their names.
37:14So, I might bust a little two-step.
37:16Come on.
37:16Dunno.
37:17Oh!
37:17Hey!
37:18Oh!
37:18Bow!
37:20Bow!
37:21Oh!
37:22You know what I'm saying?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Write that down.
37:24When you bust a two-step, add some flavour.
37:27Yeah, it's gone.
37:28Yeah.
37:43Should Bubba be rewarded for busting a two-step and add some flavour?
37:47Woo!
37:48I don't give bonus points, but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point,
37:52cos I enjoyed you.
37:53Can I check?
37:53Jack said grill-y instead of grill-sy.
37:55Is that close enough?
37:56And similarly, Yank Tank and Yankee Tank.
37:58I think maybe we should give him one of them.
38:00Bubba remembered six out of the ten.
38:03Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:04Not bad.
38:05Not bad at all.
38:05But there is one more to see.
38:07Yes.
38:07It is Emma Seedy, or to use her full name, Emma Compact Disc.
38:12Here she is.
38:14I'm taking the gloves off for this.
38:17The Colonel.
38:18Chisel.
38:19Dina.
38:20Trev.
38:21Reggie.
38:22Blanket.
38:23Er, Tamsin Houseway.
38:24Tandem.
38:25BUZZER
38:26This one's new.
38:28Okay.
38:35BUZZER
38:36Jemima.
38:37BUZZER
38:38I know it's not that, but I am really stuck.
38:40Er...
38:42You've got little pickies!
38:44You bastard!
38:45Look at these!
38:47Who have you found?
38:48Chisel.
38:48Oh, you knew that one.
38:50Yeah, I know, I don't need that.
38:54Grilzy!
38:59The yank tank.
39:01Yank tank.
39:04Gordo.
39:05Oh! Gordo.
39:08You're just missing Tamsin halfway, is that right?
39:10Yes, yes, yes, yes.
39:12Tamsin.
39:13Just a minute, then.
39:17Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy!
39:21That was exciting.
39:22I'm glad you got my gloves off for that.
39:25I needed to be there.
39:29Genuinely impressed. Alex's nerdy little system.
39:31Yeah, thanks, guys.
39:32But she had, like Baba, two minutes to spare and thought,
39:34there must be something else here, and there was.
39:36Yeah, interesting, two very different systems.
39:39Investigate here. Yeah.
39:40I'm going to bust a two-star.
39:42Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person.
39:45Eight points.
39:46Because of the very wise hot dog choice,
39:48Emma wins the task.
39:50Five points to Emma!
39:55Quick look at the scores, then.
39:56Yes. The hot dog is in the lead.
39:5817 points. First place, Jack D.
40:01Nice.
40:02OK, it's time for me to make your way to the stage.
40:09The final task of the show!
40:10APPLAUSE
40:16Hello, old friends. I'm over here.
40:19And who will be reading the task out?
40:20Rosie Jones, please.
40:21Rosie Jones, take it away.
40:23Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you.
40:37If you land on good, you are automatically through to the next round,
40:46and the next person has to spin it one more time than the previous person.
40:59It will become clearer as we play it.
41:00Andy, please come over to the wheel.
41:02It just needs a medium spin.
41:04If you stand sort of where I'm standing but the other side,
41:07what are you doing?
41:08Checking the integrity of the wheel?
41:10Well, just the physics of it.
41:11You know, how it's...
41:12How it's going to spin.
41:13It's a wheel.
41:13Right.
41:20Lovely spin.
41:21Lovely spin.
41:24So that's the red.
41:26Andy, I have to ask you, do you want to spin again
41:28or do you want to stick on one?
41:29I'll spin again.
41:31Ooh!
41:31If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
41:34That's a hefty one.
41:35That's more like...
41:36That's in the spirit of the game.
41:37Beautiful action again.
41:38Well, thanks.
41:39So we're hoping this lands on red,
41:40otherwise we lose Andy Zoltzman.
41:45Who's next?
41:46Barbara is next, and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
41:52Wow.
41:56You're through.
41:57Come on, bud.
41:58You've got to spin it three times to get the same colour every time,
42:01unless you get gold.
42:02All right.
42:05Lovely.
42:06Lovely.
42:08Lovely, passionate grunt.
42:11Oh!
42:15You could have got the same colour four times in a row.
42:19I'm going to go the other way.
42:21What?
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:24Oh!
42:30Yeah.
42:31Oh, no.
42:40Oh, shut up.
42:43That is red.
42:45That is red.
42:46Yeah!
42:46Don't touch it.
42:48You've only got to get four more reds.
42:50What big thing?
42:50Or any golds.
42:52Right.
42:52Or any golds.
42:53Mm-hmm.
42:54Mm-hmm.
42:54Mm-hmm.
42:55Mm-hmm.
42:56Mm-hmm.
42:58Aw!
43:00Look in the nomination shirt.
43:03Well done.
43:06I remember you, oh, no.
43:09Oh, lovely.
43:13The cartwheel...
43:14Red.
43:15Red.
43:15Yeah, they like that.
43:16They like that.
43:21Oh
43:30Five yeah
43:34Come on no no you bro this
43:42It's six please
44:03Come on
44:05Come on
44:09Right to Jesus
44:17You require seven
44:25That's red
44:28Anti-clockwise
44:32That's three points
44:35Baba you require seven
44:37Okay
44:41Goal
44:41Goal
44:42Goal
44:45You need eight
44:46Fair enough
44:47In a row
44:53Black Emma
44:55Yep the lucky come on's back
45:01Yeah
45:01We have a winner and that winner is
45:02Baba Tinday edition
45:06Yes
45:07Yes
45:09Can you have a little tea stack if you want
45:10Yes
45:12Hey come down we'll add it to the final scores
45:14Baba Tinday
45:20Baba Tinday
45:21One of the five points well done Baba
45:27And it has really paid dividends for Baba because he's come second last
45:30At the top of the lady board with 20 points is
45:33Jack D
45:34Jack D wins episode two
45:37Please don't celebrate with your serious yet silly thing
45:41Thank you
45:42See you again very soon but for now let's hear it for tonight's winner
45:46Jack D
45:47Thank you
46:17Thank you
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