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00:37Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the Vought International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:47Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:50It's places, ladies. It's places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:53Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:56Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:00Come on.
01:01Stay in line. Stay in line.
01:03This is a rare future site.
01:05Don't break here.
01:22Starlighters running wild.
01:23Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
01:26But we said no. We said enough.
01:30We said not in America.
01:33And together, we soared into a new golden gun!
01:51Keep going.
01:55Stop!
01:58We signed the Starlighters, a terrorist organization.
02:02Other people proudly serving in the armed forces, thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
02:09The new arm is up 21%.
02:12G-Man, days past from the future has grossed over two billion.
02:17Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
02:20But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more, God-fearing nation!
02:31All our nation!
02:34Yes!
02:37Yes!
02:37Yes!
02:41Is there no depth to what that little woman-
02:45Wonder Queen Mayhem?
02:47Because of even us.
02:49Take these two!
02:50No, no!
02:51Just these two, please!
02:51Now what?
02:52So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
02:55Come on!
02:56No, Mayhem.
02:57No, you stay back.
02:59All of you, stay back.
03:00Please stay the fuck back!
03:01And I'll laser you, Goddammit!
03:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:05No!
03:06No!
03:06No!
03:07No!
03:32This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign, period.
03:37And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see-
03:41Stay back! You're on laser every fucking one of you!
03:46Stay back!
03:49I'm laser every-
03:50Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
04:00Tough day.
04:02Sad day.
04:04When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
04:08This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
04:13Let's open it up.
04:15Chris Hayes.
04:16Vice President Barrett.
04:17Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
04:20And no. Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to
04:26the U.S. of A.
04:26That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
04:31Honestly.
04:32Do better?
04:33What about your so-called freedom camps?
04:35The starlighter dissidents?
04:36More clickbait.
04:38I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
04:39And camp.
04:40We knew this would happen sooner or later.
04:42We've been ready.
04:43In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell they're cleared from
04:49their collarbone.
04:50The share price is only down half a point.
04:52Besides that, damage is minimal.
04:54What's this?
04:55That is a Gutenberg Bible.
04:57Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
04:59You're really on top of the world, huh?
05:02Peter Thiel.
05:03The Obamas calling you for advice.
05:07Everyone loves you.
05:09You can't really think I care.
05:10Maybe you didn't used to.
05:12It's all for you.
05:13Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
05:15The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
05:18Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
05:22Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
05:29No.
05:30Everyone knows that Ryan is.
05:33Sorry.
05:34That he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
05:38That story's holding.
05:40We're good.
05:41How about you, Sage?
05:44Are you?
05:46Good?
05:47I'm fine.
05:48You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
05:51You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
05:55No.
05:56Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
06:03I was humiliated!
06:07As if people don't hate me enough!
06:09Your numbers are north of 96.
06:10Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure, but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
06:16Word counts.
06:17Have you seen the memes?
06:18Have you seen the memes about me?
06:23Posting them should be a crime.
06:26Yes, but we can't go...
06:30Oh, you're serious.
06:32Uh, sir.
06:34Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
06:36It keeps people afraid.
06:37No, no, no, no, no!
06:40You promised me, Caesar.
06:41He was stabbed by his best friends.
06:43Well, I can relate to that.
06:45But I need people to be devoted.
06:48To me!
06:50May I speak freely?
06:51Give it a shot.
06:52I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
07:03You know what's going to make me happy?
07:07I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
07:16I want it leaked, and in three days, we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
07:25That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
07:33Consider it done, sir.
07:49I'll be happy when Starlight and See you next time.
07:59That's really, really fun.
08:02I cause you to be right back,
08:03by doing a ticket in my bed,
08:05to have to go and be sick.
08:06To talk, I'm not bored.
08:10I don't need to be in the radio station.
08:16If you have someone to talk,
08:19I'm a phone call.
08:20I'm a phone call.
08:23I'm a phone call.
08:27It's not me.
08:43Do you mind being more careful?
08:45Sorry.
08:48Thank you, Petitou.
08:52Also, pills of any exploits.
08:56Enjoy.
08:57nah.
09:16Oh my God.
09:17ich sollte euch fest calendar.
09:24dampen lassen.
09:25Let's go!
09:25Ist ein bisschen dick.
09:41Luis, la bebida.
09:57And he got the flag 37 with you out.
10:00Huh?
10:04That's all you have to say.
10:45Hello, dad.
10:49Really?
10:57You are a wanted man.
10:59Me, Judy.
11:01Want a bit of a layover?
11:04Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
11:10Proof is no god in here.
11:13She's dead, and here you are.
11:16Thriving with arse cancer.
11:27Does it hurt when you take a shit?
11:29Fucking hope so.
11:30I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
11:33I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
11:36You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
11:37I paid for it.
11:38People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them.
11:44What did you come here for?
11:46Torture old man, eh?
11:50Where did you find that?
11:51In the attic.
11:53Reminds me of him.
12:02Five fucking weeks Lenny practiced that ring streak.
12:06I still remember the look on his face when he won.
12:09So fucking chuffed.
12:13And then he come home.
12:17And you called him a little poof.
12:20Well, never looked at this again, did he?
12:24Why you here?
12:26Huh?
12:36There's no need to get angry.
12:38Oh, I ain't angry.
12:40I'm bleeding grateful.
12:42All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
12:46Made me who I am.
12:49Made me just like you.
12:51I'll show you.
12:54Son, please.
12:56I know.
12:58I ain't got long to go.
13:00Waste of time.
13:02I know.
13:05But give me a good fucking laugh.
13:08Just to hear you scream.
13:11You don't get changed, have you?
13:21Who says, I want to change?
13:27You.
13:34What's the matter with you?
13:35What?
13:36Your heart's pounding.
13:39Are you scared?
13:40No, I just love being at work.
13:43It's exciting.
13:44Room temperature like you like.
13:50Have a good show.
13:56I want an eight o'clock at Jean George.
13:58Tell him it's for me.
13:59Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
14:02I'm telling Jerry I said fuck off.
14:04He wants to trim the budget, how about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
14:13Howdy there, boss
14:16Do you look bashing it, eh?
14:19Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people
14:23And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits
14:28Why?
14:30What are they hiding?
14:31Oh, they ain't hiding nothing
14:34They just look up to you is all
14:44Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes
14:47Sir, I'm so, so sorry
14:49No more of me making milk, I do more than anything
14:53Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful
14:58They were killing me
15:09How'd you catch them red-handed?
15:11Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI
15:17Which means artificial intelligence
15:19So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI
15:22First she went and deep-faked Thomas Godolkin himself
15:25Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
15:28I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
15:31To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that God knew
15:35Then she went and AI this so-called Flat 37 video
15:41Oh, God, sloppy word
15:42If we freeze it here, yeah
15:46I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand
15:50Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
15:55Yes, it is
16:00Yes, it is
16:55Yes, it is
16:57Knock it off
16:58I ain't here for you, you dozy pin
17:00They're after Frenchy
17:02What's gonna do him?
17:04Huey and him
17:05And send me two hours
17:10Look
17:12I know you don't trust me
17:14The Frenchy's a dead man
17:16We ain't got time to fuck about
17:17And I got a CIA at Gulfstream
17:19Gas another plant down
17:22Wheels up on now
17:31Smile camper
17:31It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth
17:35Meaning of freedom
17:36Ivy, you can't talk about that
17:38Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out
17:41It's hopeless
17:43Look
17:45I should be the last guy who has any hope
17:47I've been strangled by Ezekiel
17:48I've been hunted by Noir
17:50Chased by sharks inside of a whale
17:52Shot at by Russians
17:53Almost blown up at hero-gasm
17:55And laser-dead bought on ice
17:56Look, the point is
17:57Oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake
18:00It's a long story
18:01The point is
18:01By all sane logic
18:03I should be dead
18:05Or crazy
18:06Or both
18:06Then why aren't you?
18:08Because if you lose hope in here
18:09You're not gonna make it
18:10Hey, get down
18:12Fuck you
18:13Jesus
18:13Hey, get down
18:15Get the fuck down
18:17I said fuck you
18:18Come down, right now
18:20Hey, hey
18:35See?
18:37He gave up
18:40What about you?
18:50Bitches like Starlight make you weak
18:52That's why I cut out all women
18:54No love
18:55No sex
18:56No problems
18:58And literally, bro
18:59I have never felt manlier
19:01Think about this
19:02Okay
19:03Romance
19:04Flowers
19:05Cuddling
19:06Kissing
19:07That's beta male shit, bro
19:09Super gay
19:10War
19:11Am I right?
19:12Reach
19:14Yes
19:15And you know what?
19:15As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did
19:18Whatever that baby murdering
19:20Three out of ten
19:21Thought she was gonna do
19:22It didn't work
19:23Oh, bollocks
19:25Half a bottle of rum
19:26And you're a solid five out of ten
19:28Any day of the week
19:29The fuck are you doing here?
19:34Can we go?
19:38Oh wow
19:39Your skin is so oily
19:40Like hugging a McRib
19:41Wait, did you just
19:43How?
19:44Fucking speech therapy
19:45And fucking therapy therapy
19:46And so much fucking TikTok
19:48Wow, you sure sound like you're on TikTok
19:50Sixteen hour flight
19:51And not a fucking peep
19:52Because all you can say is
19:53Oi, oi, oi
19:53Cunt, cunt, cunt
19:54Like the better with a mouth shut
19:56Where have you been?
19:58Vault got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces
20:00So they deported me to Manila
20:01I tried to sneak back once
20:02In the wheel well of a 747
20:03But I fell out at 10,000 feet
20:06Oh man
20:06That took a hot minute to regrow
20:08They found my asshole like a mile away
20:12How did you find me?
20:13Oh, ways and means, love
20:15How many men you down?
20:16How many does it look like?
20:20It's alright, love
20:22Nothing to be scared of
20:23I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do
20:26So, are you still dying, hopefully?
20:28No, hearty and hale
20:30See, that's a mistake most people make
20:32They try to fight the cancer
20:34Nice one putting flight 37 out there
20:36Was it?
20:37It didn't move the needle an inch
20:38Oh, of course it did
20:39Iron Man is fuming
20:41He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him
20:43In about 36 hours
20:47Of course
20:48It's a trap
20:49A question
20:51Is what else are we gonna do
20:53Besides walk into it?
20:54Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
20:58Hmm
21:00You want Frenchy
21:01You're still working on the virus
21:03And you want his help
21:04The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know
21:07And I'm Landa
21:10Now, you're gonna help us save the boys
21:13Or not?
21:26I saw a signal
21:28So, we're doing broad daylight now?
21:30We are getting executed
21:32What?
21:33So, what?
21:34In 36 hours, we
21:37Are finally fucking doing it
21:39They're trying to draw it, Annie
21:40The question to show is
21:41Why now?
21:47Flight 37 video
21:48Off or not type shit
21:50They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in
21:53And they door in
21:55Fuck that
21:56I'm getting out of here first
22:00We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs
22:01So, let's get going
22:05How did you get these?
22:07Fly by
22:08I took it myself
22:09Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
22:12That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you
22:14But then hug you
22:15So, how come you didn't spring then?
22:17Honestly, they've been safer there
22:21It's this one
22:22Hmm
22:23Getting in won't be easy
22:24A perimeter's just open space
22:26That's what I'm telling you
22:27I don't know a bloke
22:28I mean, he's a fucking worm, but
22:30He might be able to help
22:32Even if I can get us in
22:33How the fuck are we gonna get out?
22:34Leave that to me
22:36I have something we can call
22:40All right
22:46You like croissants?
22:47Ugh, do we?
22:48Why?
22:55Well, Lander?
22:56Hey, you wanna see us?
23:02Should we come back?
23:08Can you believe the doll
23:10Cooking up these lies about me?
23:12Tarnishing my good name
23:15The garbage
23:16Right
23:18Oh, right
23:19Oh, right, yes
23:19Totally, sir
23:20I know
23:21Starlight
23:22Spearless
23:23Filth
23:24What a fucking lightweight
23:25I mean, what could she even do
23:27Besides flash her little high beams at you?
23:31Am I right?
23:32Always, sir
23:33So then
23:34Why'd you let her get away?
23:39Don't you look at him like that
23:40Where the fuck were you?
23:42I was there
23:42Keeping eyes on the
23:43On the other side of the stage
23:44Right?
23:46Bro
23:48It's been a year
23:49A full lap of the sun
23:51And you haven't found a train
23:55Or butcher
23:58Or starlight
24:02It's almost as if
24:03You're fucking up on purpose
24:05I mean, I know you're not
24:07That would be suicidal
24:11You know, I had a good chat
24:14With Gavin
24:16Our stage manager
24:17And it turns out
24:21He betrayed me
24:24He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past
24:26And a horrible meme about me
24:29It really makes me wonder
24:31Who else is a traitor
24:33Hiding in plain sight
24:34Sir, you can check my history
24:36I've never liked one of her shitty posts
24:37Here, just check it
24:38Look
24:38That won't be necessary
24:39But
24:40Gentlemen
24:43Do your fucking jobs
24:45Yes, sir
24:46Yes, sir
24:47Yes, sir
25:14bro what the hell you could have my back in there bro you're not the real noir okay you can
25:21talk
25:22look i get method okay i fuck with stella adler i just shot honey boy too with shia
25:26we literally never broke character hey but enough's enough
25:35bro i always thought i'd stay single but you know what they say how do you make god laugh
25:40make a plan ain't that the truth so there i was at the national prayer breakfast and i look across
25:45the table and it was it was like the lord smiled upon us talk about a match made in heaven
25:54amen
25:55amen oh father himself head pastor president and ceo samaritan's embrace ministries after
26:02ezekiel's untimely murder god rest his soul amen well you two are just a super able union for the
26:07ages we share the belief in a dream of a christian nation i think that's why i fell for her
26:14so fast
26:15for me it was love at first sight see i knew he was gonna say try marrying a mind reader
26:21powerful
26:24now how about we switch gears like y'all's initiative to abolish d.e. i now it's funny
26:30how those three little letters are all in devil people don't need a handout it's racist to give
26:35people a leg up based on skin color isn't white a color too let's cut excuse me but i'm the
26:43one who
26:43calls cut cut sage my sister in christ um no i don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his
26:53baby
26:53sky ghost i need the vice president give us the room fuck how is married life the power of christ
27:01can tell you to fuck him bitch your hole still smells like deep great barrier queef touchy hey
27:06it's not my fault the american people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as vp maybe but still i
27:13don't see why i had to put taker down that was a patriotic thing to do can we hurry this
27:16along i'm
27:17about to kill dei uh not today you're not he wants more starlighters arrested but everyone who smashed
27:24a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp now it's anyone who registered as a
27:29starlighter
27:29or or posted defamatory things about homelander cyber terrorists are terrorists too
27:37true true it's just that we've already purged the cia doj fbi fdc cdc epa dhs hhs and usps
27:46we deported the nation's nannies and gardeners we arrested chapel road and tyler the creator and
27:50they canceled coachella but now he wants to detain thousands of american citizens you know i couldn't
27:55help but notice you registered barrett for president dot com net and org it's exploratory
28:01you're a soup made you fucking vice president as long as you stay useful don't worry everything
28:09will come up ashley yeah good talk
28:22reacher massive enters the motel woman you're huge reacher know what they say about huge guys
28:38they have huge cocks
28:45jesus fucking christ are you fucking crazy get in here hello worm yeah hi i feel like america's
28:50literal most wanted did anyone see you come in here no are you sure because i did a deep dive
28:56on
28:56surveillance tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now fucking hell this is a bit of a
29:01stepped down from that brownstone you had in it yeah it's not my fault there was a contraction
29:04in the tv business listen whatever you want i i'm not interested come off it mate you ain't even
29:11at the pitch yet pass well told whatever just fucking go okay you don't have anything on me
29:18anymore well i still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't i miranda cosgrove was 19 at the time
29:24and i don't even work there anymore vod studios replaced all their writers with ai
29:27and yes the audience scores went way up on rowdy tees but it isn't art okay it just isn't
29:33uh-uh-uh you ruin your appetite that's right i came here for an ex-soup with a certain set
29:40of skills
29:42i need us a tunnel doug you do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you up
29:47to pasture
29:47how does this thing a tunnel fuck what you do the tunnel i'll do the fucking
29:5320 miles out of rochester be there rochester rochester's got that honey waste oil
29:59fucking delicious
30:04you need a shower you smell like a wing stop bathroom
30:08thanks was that bad sorry turns out talking to people's hard
30:14check you long enough slowing down in your old age
30:18fuck you john bonnet you are their friends you talk
30:24reggie's been helping us out for a while thanks where's everybody
30:33i heard about the pittsburgh raid last month go marie moreau how's your team doing
30:37yeah they're scoring a few wins but not nearly enough
30:44so what's with the 9-1-1
30:46huey mm and frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow so we need your help to break them out
30:52of a vault prison camp you're fucking crazy
30:56listen you don't have to fight okay we just need you to run them to the extraction point it's easy
31:00easy right
31:03you know homeland is going to be waiting
31:06i can't
31:07we know how to kill him okay but we need frenchie to do it
31:09great well good luck with that
31:12hey are you going to keep running forever
31:14i mean if we're going to really take him out we need your help
31:17so what i'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group
31:20i mean we are down one asshole so
31:25yeah maybe
31:28no
31:28why not
31:30i said i can't
31:32i know you're scared
31:33no i'm not fucking scared
31:37i got a family to protect
31:41i can't
31:44i get it i do
31:47me too
31:51keep him safe
31:56we shouldn't have let him go
31:57no
31:59homeowner fucked him up
32:01fucked me up too
32:03we're going to need an exit plan b
32:08all right so we hit the east gate
32:10we beat it you when the guard chain shift
32:12and we go with don
32:13we've been through this
32:14i know i just want to go over it a few more times just so i can get it in
32:17my head
32:17Huey
32:18take a fucking drink will you
32:20no thanks
32:22you let me
32:23you know i quit
32:24leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp
32:28what about you
32:29have you been eating the fresh produce i smuggled in
32:33moonshine's got corn in it
32:40hey
32:42don't worry
32:44and you will be fine she's strong
32:49can we go too
32:55y'all motherfuckers
32:56are tripping
32:57i don't know what the fuck's going on with them
32:59and you don't even know where kamiko's at
33:01what so you don't think you're gonna see janine and monique again
33:03is that it
33:04what i know is
33:04is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives
33:08hey ma'am
33:08you're the strongest guy i know
33:11we've been in tougher spots than this
33:13you know i did two tours in the 3-8 in pharaoh province
33:18shit i saw will fuck you up
33:22and even that
33:23was emily in paris compared to the shit that we looking at here
33:26and even if we make it out of here we ain't surviving this fucking war
33:30we are dead men walking
33:33chin chin motherfuckers
33:39we need more reason
33:42got some more hidden in the barracks walls
33:51attention campers
33:52tonight's screening will be dawn of the fess
33:55tomorrow's screening will open
33:57dawn of the fess
34:03well Annie today marks two months
34:06it's a little insane how much i miss you
34:10i've been having trouble eating
34:11every day i see people giving up
34:14but not me
34:15because i have you
34:16it's very very sweet
34:18they were innocent
34:19oh
34:22well
34:23i'd hardly call them innocent
34:24they lied to me
34:25played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
34:27we've known about that for quite some time
34:31but i just wanted to
34:33give you a little hope
34:34you're not the one who gave it to me asshole
34:38i like internment camp hughie
34:41she's zesty
34:42fuck you
34:42do it
34:44what
34:44kill me
34:45not until we flush out butcher and starlight
34:48you think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap
34:51let's not insult each other we both know they're coming
34:54do you remember when we first met
34:57how could i forget
34:59the leave festival
35:00when they tried to cleanse your soul
35:02i remember thinking
35:06why
35:07him
35:08what does starlight see in this
35:10gangly
35:11simp that reeks of fear
35:13and strawberry smoothie
35:14kids shampoo
35:15you know
35:16william and victoria newman love you too
35:19i mean i get it
35:20from your perspective
35:22you're punching up
35:23good for you
35:24but
35:24why are they so hopelessly devoted
35:27to such
35:30staggering
35:30mediocrity
35:32why would starlight
35:34and butcher
35:35piece away their lives
35:37to try and rescue
35:39you
35:43because i do it for them
35:59what the fuck are you doing
36:00asshole
36:01thought i asked you to swing through austin
36:03and pick us up some franklins
36:05some came up
36:06salt be in baby bro
36:08got some ribeyes in the fridge
36:09thanks
36:12arena made you a favorite corn salad
36:14oh my bad
36:15um
36:16salad
36:17lemme
36:17i think that's it
36:18i've been flacking on my duolingo
36:20you ain't gotta do that bro
36:22what
36:24i mean come on
36:25it's been like
36:26a year
36:27some change now
36:28you still acting like this is some chill family vacation
36:30instead of on the run
36:31it's fine
36:33you're a shitty liar
36:35i know i fucked you over
36:38please
36:40stop trying to make me feel better about it
36:42you remember when we got into it
36:44at the park that day
36:45and i told you
36:47that you had never really saved anyone
36:49you were right
36:51not anymore
36:52i'm still breathing ain't i
36:54and raina
36:55your nephews
36:56i mean
36:57yeah
36:58moving around constantly
36:59it's a pain in the ass
37:02but it's worth it
37:03it's good to see you
37:05like this
37:07mom will be really proud of you man
37:12dad
37:13dad
37:13uncle reg
37:14why are they doing that
37:21hey train
37:23that was your fucking phone a friend
37:24well i held up my end love
37:26how you gonna get us out
37:27i'll fly us all out
37:28one by one
37:29oh that'll take all fucking night
37:31all right
37:32fine
37:33just as long as we're on the same page here
37:35frenchie goes first
37:36yeah all right
37:37frenchie first
37:37what about huey and mm
37:39we will get him
37:40but nothing is more important than killing homelander
37:42frenchie first
37:43you sound like mave
37:45yeah well mave was right
38:03shit
38:04quiet
38:05you've been whining like a little bitch since the azores
38:17they're already gone
38:21stop following my fucking family man
38:23never gonna stop bro
38:24homelander's orders
38:27only one way this ends
38:28yeah exactly
38:29right now it's you coming after me
38:31then it'll be noir coming after you
38:33new noir
38:34because homelander killed the first one
38:36remember
38:37that's how people end up around him
38:40smug dick
38:42always thought you were better than me didn't you
38:43jesus
38:44what it's true
38:46sending me 2000 octopus fleshlights
38:49what you think i'm a fucking joke
38:51suck my balls
38:52you're the fucking joke
38:53look at you
38:54on the run like a little bitch
38:56and i'm with homelander
38:59you know i can see it
39:00look how terrified you are
39:03fuck you
39:05i'm the lord of the seven seas baby
39:08i'm all about that sigma life
39:10i ain't terrified as shit
39:12you're so scared of homelander
39:13you don't even see what it's done to you
39:15i'm not fucking scared
39:23yeah i said the same thing
39:27it's pathetic
39:31you're pathetic
39:33sooner or later i'm gonna get your family
39:46xander we'll leave when i say we'll leave
39:49god
39:50when i wrote this series finale of triple c
39:52that's crimson counts capers
39:53it was impossible to like
39:54tick every box
39:56and tie up every little storyline
39:58i mean just try making everybody happy
40:01you can't do it
40:01finale's at the worst
40:03your voice makes me want to kill myself
40:06oh sorry
40:07what's that bad
40:07how many times did you come here thinking i should just blaze on in there
40:10save the day
40:11no i already said that
40:13oh come off
40:14don't give me that huge safeness playpen bollocks
40:17you left him in there
40:19because you don't want to look him in the eye
40:20after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
40:24let me give you a bit of advice
40:26please don't
40:29ain't nothing to feel guilty about
40:32because that shit
40:33is going to get us all killed
40:34i mean it is thankless and impossible work
40:36hey what did you guys think of the lost finale
40:39get to work arsehole
40:40great
40:40i'm fucking starving
40:41where do you want to pop out
40:42buck 19
40:47wait that
40:48that's a fond freedom camp
40:50is it
40:50no no no
40:51you said i got the stick of the fond
40:52that gets fucking lazier than half
40:54well
40:55that's how worms get their rocks off isn't it
40:56it's complicated
40:57and i don't want to get into that right now
40:59i'm fucking out
40:59hey our friends are about to be killed
41:02so you're going to dig us a hole
41:03or i'll bury you in one
41:25you guys are going to want to stay back
41:39oh no
41:54have fun
41:56in this shit hole
41:57ladies first
41:58fuck you
42:39that wasn't so bad
42:41don't ever contact me again
42:46oh hey uh
42:47is it cool if i use this for the a story
42:49and the reach respect i'm working on
42:50i'll piss off wanker
42:51take that as a yes
43:12what do you
43:14oh fuck
43:18surprise
43:20welcome william
43:21and you
43:22the gang is almost all here
43:25oh and uh
43:27you never told me that this one's nickname is
43:31mother's milk
43:37okay
43:37so
43:39what's the big plan
43:40what are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus
43:44yes
43:44yes
43:45i know all about it
43:46fuck my fat dick
43:47hmm
43:56hey where's starlight
43:57this doesn't feel like a party
43:59without my little lightning bug here
44:06jesus christ
44:07william you've got a vipers nest in there
44:10i heard about it of course but
44:12seeing it for myself
44:14it's uh
44:16it's incredible
44:17i mean
44:18it's fucking disgusting
44:20of course but
44:21it's beautiful
44:22what you've done to yourself
44:23what you've become
44:25and you did
44:26all that
44:27for me
44:32now that
44:33that
44:35is devotion
44:38you know
44:39william
44:39i know
44:40we're not exactly equals
44:42but i'm compelled to say
44:46you're the only one that's ever challenged me
44:50and
44:51there's a part of me that will be sad
44:54to see you go
45:17come on
45:18robbie's gonna fly us out
45:33penny
45:34penny
45:35penny
45:35penny
45:35penny
45:40Shit, let go of me.
45:43Pilly!
45:57Don't you move.
46:19It's okay, it's okay. Just lay down, okay?
46:36What are you doing?
46:40Hey, Dick.
46:42I've been waiting for this.
46:45I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
47:06Don't you fucking move.
47:08Get your hands up or I can see them.
47:11Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
47:18Thank you, Mademoiselle.
47:19Hold her straight.
47:25Where is she going?
47:43What the fuck?
47:49You've got to die.
47:53I'm gonna die.
47:55I'm gonna die.
47:58What's that?
47:59Where is she going?
47:59Oh, man.
48:04Where is she going?
48:04Oh, man.
48:05AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
48:35she's not coming back
48:36Huey we have to go
48:38stay there
48:38stay there
48:39she's coming back
48:40she can't
48:40she's coming back
48:41she's coming back
48:53filliam
48:53No!
49:30No!
49:55No!
50:08F**k!
50:10F**k!
50:15F**k!
50:17F**k!
50:17F**k!
50:19F**k!
50:23Come on, man.
50:26You hurt?
50:27Where the hell were you?
51:01Yeah, I know. And that's what I said.
51:05I don't know.
51:36Looks like someone can catch the A-train after all.
51:41End of the road, buddy boy.
51:56That's so funny.
51:59What was I so afraid of?
52:04You are...
52:07fucking nothing.
52:10Really?
52:17Really?
52:18It's just an empty fucking suit.
52:21Let's take away these powers.
52:24What are you, huh?
52:27Pathetic.
52:29Weak.
52:32Sniveling fucking loser.
52:39You're dead.
52:41You're dead.
52:46You're dead.
52:51You're dead.
52:53No!
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