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00:00You
00:31Okay, it's doggy time baby, let's flip it.
00:34It's okay, Doc.
00:36You can watch.
00:37There's a lot to admire here.
00:39Okay, baby.
00:39Put it back in.
00:40Just a second.
00:41You want it more?
00:42Yeah.
00:43So bad.
00:44I'm so sure it's a doggy.
00:46I'll put it back in.
00:48You know, I've always been more of like a grower than a shower.
00:51This is...
00:52This is ridiculous.
00:54You really should be more careful.
00:56Yeah, why?
00:57We got some booty juice on the loose.
00:59No, clearly you weren't listening at the presentation.
01:02Deeper daddy.
01:03The serum is alive, living in your bloodstream.
01:06Your bodily fluids.
01:08Its pathogenic properties are what made it so effective.
01:11Pathogen?
01:12Like a virus?
01:13Yes.
01:13That's exactly right.
01:15Precisely.
01:16Hey!
01:16Do not kill my biped.
01:19Look, all I'm saying is that we don't exactly know how such strong viral characteristics
01:23will behave within such a short-term incubation window.
01:25Are we talking like the goddamn flu or something?
01:29I'm saying there are unknowns.
01:32There were no necessary trials, no study of transmission routes.
01:35Those usually take months, years, and you were impatient.
01:38Some lab could...
01:41Where we weren't...
01:42Bulls...
01:43Shit!
01:45Ah!
01:46Ah!
01:48Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:59Ah!
02:15Ah!
02:16Ah!
02:17Ah!
02:18Ah!
02:18Ah!
02:18Ah!
02:19Ah!
02:19Ah!
02:19Ah!
02:19Ah!
02:22Hello. It's nice to meet you.
02:27Let me tell you about the greatest drug you ever could imagine.
02:32You know, fuck it. Let me show you the greatest drug you could ever imagine.
03:13You okay in there?
03:14Yes. I'll be right out.
03:20I have to tell you, not killing me is the best decision you ever made.
03:25I have uses for your talents.
03:28But you keep fucking with my head. I will change my mind.
03:32Clinical realities require difficult conversations.
03:35Well, isn't that a ballsy approach for a man in your position?
03:40I was trying to help. After your dosage, a period of observation was supposed to occur.
03:45Adjustments would have been made accordingly. Needless to say, you didn't seem that interested in much follow-up.
03:50Follow-up. Follow-up. For what?
03:54Side effects. Anomalies. Contagiousness was near the top of my concerns. And I'm guessing that's not good for you, is
04:01it?
04:03What's that?
04:04Honestly, my guess is you killed your friends.
04:06Oh, they weren't my friends.
04:12Billionaires. We don't need friends. We have staff. And yacht buddies. Apps. Stewardess.
04:20You killed your friends that no one will miss because you recognize this. The bio-identical serum has huge pharmaceutical
04:26potential.
04:27And I'm alive to help you make the biggest anti-aging drug in the history of mankind.
04:31A modern-day and extremely lucrative fountain of youth.
04:36What did I just fucking tell you about playing fucking games with me?
04:39I assure you, this is no game.
04:42You think you're brilliant. And everyone around you tells you this every moment of every day.
04:48I won't do that. You are a caveman playing with fire now and fire burns.
04:56Oh, fucking gosh.
04:59So what, every time I just sneeze, this shit's just gonna scatter everywhere?
05:03Not that kind of contagious. You're familiar with HIV, I assume.
05:12This guy.
05:12More anomalies may appear and adjustments can still be made.
05:17Let me draw a vial and begin to get new data sets this week.
05:20I'm sorry. Have I given you the impression that we have some sort of trust thing going on here?
05:27I'm more than just an item of luxury. I'm necessary. Together we have unleashed something new.
05:33I gave birth to the life that courses through your veins. Let me continue to be its caretaker.
05:39And by extension, you as well.
05:45What about her?
05:47So she's infected.
05:51Or is she just gonna change like I did?
05:56And likely becomes contagious herself. Starts to become a version of a street drug.
06:03If she copulates with someone else.
06:06Caps your market value on the low side.
06:08And a film period bulge on the low side of the world.
06:27What that meant with the new adult disease.
06:55Oh, my God.
06:58Oh, my God.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:58The morning light is turning new, the feeling is bizarre.
08:03The night is almost over, I still don't know where you are.
08:07The shadows say they get me pretty like a movie star.
08:11The daylight makes me feel like Dracula.
08:16In the end, I hope it's you and me.
08:20In the darkness, I would never leave you.
08:24The light of day is far too late.
08:29The time has come.
08:32I'm over, but you came in and I'll not do it now.
08:36Now I'm Mr. Charisma, fucking up, no risk of all.
08:40My friends are saying, shut up, Kevin.
08:43Just get in the car.
08:44I just want to be right where you are.
08:48Oh, my God.
08:49Baby, if I hope it's you and me.
08:53In the darkness, I would never leave you.
08:58It's all this moment coming from afar.
09:01Now, here we are.
09:03Run for me, someone like Dracula.
09:08Run for me, someone like Dracula.
09:12Run for me, someone like Dracula.
09:16The feelings of this is spectacular.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, my God.
09:31Please, do you think about what it might mean?
09:36Cause I dream about you in my sleep.
09:41Don't you ever love someone like me?
09:45Like me.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:49Baby, I know it's you and me.
09:52In the darkness, I would never leave you.
09:56It's all this moment coming from afar.
09:59Now, here we are.
10:02So run from the sun like Dracula.
10:06Run for me, someone like Dracula.
10:10The feelings of this is spectacular.
10:14Run for me, someone like Dracula.
10:19Run for me, someone like Dracula.
10:23The feelings of this is spectacular.
10:33I want to fuck you.
10:38Who in God's name are you?
10:39Oh, darling.
10:41Have you finally lost that last lonely marble
10:43in that dusty head of yours?
10:48Jefferson!
10:49Jefferson!
10:50How could you not recognize your dearly beloved husband?
10:56Oh, Byron, I know you can hear me.
10:58What kind of a joke is that?
11:00That's so stupid.
11:01That's a bullshit.
11:02A joke.
11:03The only joke here is that someone as good-looking as me
11:06could still be married to you.
11:10Get out.
11:11Get out!
11:12That's exactly what you said to me on our honeymoon.
11:15I was drugged.
11:16Oh, no, accidentally.
11:17That mystery bag of pills that you carry around
11:20to keep you upright was so disorganized
11:22I confused the good-time molly for the sad-time laxatives.
11:25Magical balinese sunsets strapped to a toilet.
11:28Well, you finally shed that bulging shit-belly,
11:31so you're welcome.
11:34Ah.
11:37Yeah, ironic, isn't it?
11:39I spent a lifetime toying with getting rid of it
11:42to have it be the only thing left of the old me.
11:44My beloved third nipple.
11:46Archibald.
11:50How did this happen, you ask?
11:51Well, I told you I was onto something great.
11:56And you mocked me.
11:58But that's okay.
12:00Because when you look this good,
12:03you don't hold grudges anymore.
12:04So, with my snazzy new outlook,
12:08I will make you a one-time offer.
12:12I'll venture into that deli counter
12:14you've got in your pants
12:15and give you the gift
12:17of mental and physical transformation
12:21via my hot magic load.
12:25Magic what?
12:27My G's.
12:29I don't know how you did this,
12:32but am I surprised, truly?
12:34No.
12:35You want to amaze me, right?
12:38Like you wanted me to gasp
12:40at your electric car,
12:42at the spaceship to Venus and Mars,
12:44and the peps tied in Africa,
12:47and the new robotic whatever.
12:49I am not now,
12:51nor have I ever been impressed with you.
12:53So what?
12:54Now you look like a
12:56slightly aging Bruce Weber model.
12:58And I say,
13:00go fuck yourself.
13:01I am not clapping for you.
13:03You exhaust me.
13:06You're the same dumpster
13:07with a fresh coat of paint,
13:09you clown boy.
13:10Okay.
13:11Well,
13:14your garbage jeans
13:17produce two garbage children,
13:20and somebody's gonna have to
13:22hold their hands
13:22for the next 50 years,
13:24and it ain't gonna be me.
13:25blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:26Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:29Boom.
13:31Can you imagine
13:32the mind fuck
13:34that the rest of the world's gonna have?
13:37The physicality
13:38of a professional athlete,
13:40the blood work
13:41of a 25-year-old,
13:44a single shot,
13:46one size,
13:47fits all,
13:48cure all
13:49for everything.
13:50You're a fucking vampire.
13:51A Nosferatu.
13:53Yes.
13:55And you think
13:56you can stroll back
13:57into society
13:58without anybody noticing?
13:59Mm, no.
14:01No.
14:02That's the point.
14:04I'm the world's
14:06greatest goddamn advertisement
14:08for the hottest
14:09new super drug
14:10that makes you
14:11effortlessly
14:12beautiful,
14:14perfect,
14:15even,
14:15for eternity.
14:18You don't have to diet,
14:20you don't have to exercise.
14:22Well, the FDA
14:23might have something
14:24to say about that.
14:26Yeah.
14:27The FDA.
14:29Please.
14:31They're useless.
14:33They're meaningless now.
14:34They have a
14:35phantom agency.
14:38Once the public
14:40gets a whiff
14:41of this
14:43and they see
14:44what's possible,
14:45you think
14:46some red tape
14:47moat
14:48or stuffy
14:48senator
14:49on stroke medication
14:50is gonna get
14:51in the way
14:52of this?
14:53Eli Lilly,
14:54Nova Nordis,
14:56nobody's gonna
14:57give a shit
14:58about that
14:59kind of
14:59small potatoes.
15:02Trillions.
15:03Not billions.
15:05Trillions.
15:07This rapid
15:08refinement
15:08followed by
15:09mass production.
15:11Aggressively priced
15:12but low enough
15:13to feel attainable
15:14by everyone.
15:18there are gonna be
15:19so many
15:21maxed out
15:21credit cards
15:22and empty
15:23college funds
15:24when this shit
15:25hits the market.
15:26I leave some room
15:27in my schedule
15:28to visit you
15:29and your friends
15:30at The Hague.
15:32No, no.
15:34My blood
15:36and mine alone
15:38is the liquid
15:40gold here.
15:43Let's just say
15:44we worked out
15:46an exclusive arrangement.
15:49A bulletproof one.
15:51Lack of real talent
15:53was always
15:55your biggest insecurity.
15:57A monster
15:58who's just simply
15:59a shiny salesman
16:01in a metaphorical
16:03cheap suit.
16:04Let me tell you
16:05something
16:06and I hope you
16:06listen to me
16:07very carefully.
16:09Your mother
16:10is the only person
16:11that will ever
16:12remember you
16:12and that's because
16:13the pain you caused
16:14her when you were born.
16:15That's how insignificant
16:16you are
16:18because of the
16:19sheer lack
16:19of capability
16:20as a human
16:22to contribute
16:23to society.
16:25This ploy
16:25of yours
16:26it doesn't make
16:27you immortal.
16:29It doesn't save us.
16:30It ends us.
16:33You're sad
16:34to turn down
16:36the chains
16:37to be Eve
16:39to my Adam
16:40to create
16:42a whole new race
16:43a whole new world.
16:46You're mad.
16:48I'm mad
16:49I didn't kill you
16:51years ago
16:52and that's true, baby.
16:55I'm not going
16:57to be part
16:57of any
16:58of this
16:58but
17:00I might warn
17:01the world
17:02about what
17:03you're up to
17:04wearing
17:05the most delightful
17:08Christian lacroix
17:09from the 1988
17:11collection.
17:13That
17:14is beauty.
17:25How much longer?
17:27Moments.
17:28We have shocked
17:29and amplified
17:29the tissue sample
17:30to replicate
17:31the lifespan
17:31of the...
17:33The what?
17:33Well, I don't see
17:34much point in calling
17:35the beauty anything
17:35other than what
17:36it really is.
17:38A fully formed,
17:39mutating,
17:40self-replicating virus.
17:54What the fuck
17:55was that?
17:56The end
17:56of the beauty's
17:57lifespan.
17:58Our latest data
17:59indicates that
18:00roughly 855 days
18:02after dosage
18:02infection
18:04with the beauty
18:05a type of
18:07catastrophic
18:07reaction occurs.
18:10That looked
18:11like a fucking
18:11explosion.
18:14Ignition ketosis
18:15we call it.
18:20You microscope
18:21pump,
18:21you motherfucker.
18:22You think
18:23you're so clever,
18:24don't you?
18:24I told you
18:25there could be
18:25anomalies.
18:26Anomalies?
18:28Sexual transmission
18:28is an anomaly.
18:31That
18:31is our fucking
18:32bioweapon.
18:33It doesn't have to be.
18:34How am I supposed
18:35to sell this?
18:36What about my life?
18:38What happens
18:39to me
18:40in 855 days?
18:43Jefferson!
18:45Finish it.
18:47Hey,
18:47please,
18:48wait,
18:48wait,
18:49I can save you.
18:51I'll find somebody
18:52else for that.
18:52There isn't
18:53enough time.
18:54Even the most
18:54brilliant line
18:55would take years
18:56to retrace
18:57my steps
18:57by then.
18:59I,
18:59I,
19:00fuck,
19:00I can manage
19:01it.
19:02I can create
19:03stabilizers,
19:04boosters,
19:04treatments to
19:05prevent the
19:05ketosis.
19:06You can sell
19:07those as well.
19:07I will find
19:09a cure,
19:09Mr. Forrest.
19:10I will
19:11perfect the
19:12formula.
19:23You have
19:24no idea
19:24what you
19:25created,
19:25do you?
19:33when Oppenheimer
19:34prepared to
19:34press the button
19:35at Trinity,
19:36he knew
19:36there was
19:36a possibility.
19:37However small
19:38that unleashing
19:39that kind of
19:40power would
19:40ignite the
19:41atmosphere
19:41and destroy
19:42the world,
19:42he did
19:43what needed
19:43to be done.
19:45Science
19:45must move
19:46forward.
19:48Great things
19:49do not come
19:50without risk,
19:52cost.
20:03We're both
20:04invested in
20:05improving upon
20:06your current
20:07state.
20:08I told you
20:09to let me be
20:09your caretaker
20:10and I meant
20:11you don't
20:13give a shit
20:14about me.
20:16You just
20:17get off on
20:18fondling your
20:19little creation,
20:21you fucking
20:22nerd.
20:23I know it's
20:24been difficult
20:25to accept,
20:26but you
20:28are my
20:28creation.
20:37I have
20:38855
20:39days.
20:40That means
20:41you
20:42have
20:44854.
20:46Fix
20:46the
20:47box.
20:48This is a
20:49business.
20:50I need a
20:50product and
20:51we go to
20:52market in
20:52six months.
20:53Mr. Forrest,
20:54that's...
20:54You keep
20:54calling me
20:55that.
20:57Mr. Forrest.
20:59Mr. Forrest.
21:03Do I look
21:05like Byron Forrest
21:08to you?
21:09You said it
21:10yourself,
21:10I am something
21:11new,
21:12an evolution.
21:14I
21:14am
21:16superior.
21:18So
21:19kneel.
21:23Byron Forrest
21:25is no
21:26more.
21:28You
21:28kneel.
21:30before
21:31God.
21:56Ready?
21:57Hit it.
22:01Sequence
22:01one,
22:01finished.
22:02Go sweetly
22:03into the
22:03mysterious
22:04void,
22:04friends.
22:08This is the
22:09weirdest job
22:10I've ever
22:10had.
22:12Seriously,
22:13don't you just
22:13wish we knew
22:14what the fuck
22:14we were
22:14working on?
22:15Of course
22:15I do,
22:16but good
22:17luck getting
22:17behind the
22:18big scary
22:19door,
22:20bud.
22:23In another
22:24bar fight?
22:25God damn
22:26estrogen
22:27hitting me
22:27hard,
22:28finally.
22:29Sorry.
22:29That's okay.
22:30A lot more
22:31changes are
22:32going to be
22:32coming soon,
22:33so ask away,
22:35Mikey.
22:36Does it feel
22:37like weird?
22:38It sure does.
22:39Pretty big overhaul
22:40going on,
22:41you know?
22:42Well,
22:42I gotta say,
22:43your tits
22:44are looking
22:45sweet.
22:51what you're
22:52doing,
22:52I know,
22:54it's tough,
22:55and people
22:56don't understand,
22:57but I think
22:57this is really
22:58cool.
22:58I mean,
22:59you're gonna
23:00be a woman
23:00soon.
23:00I am a
23:01woman now,
23:01Mike.
23:02You know
23:02what I meant.
23:03I do.
23:06Like,
23:07I just,
23:07I want you
23:07to know
23:08that,
23:11forget it.
23:12Tell me,
23:13come on.
23:13I was just
23:13gonna say
23:14that,
23:15like,
23:16what you're
23:17doing,
23:17I,
23:17I,
23:18I think
23:19it's brave,
23:19and I'm
23:22here for you.
23:23I have
23:23your back.
23:24You're a
23:24great man,
23:25and a
23:25great friend.
23:27You really
23:27are.
23:28The worst
23:29part is
23:29now,
23:31all this
23:32in-between
23:32stuff.
23:33Be honest,
23:35do I have
23:35a single
23:35feminine feature?
23:36No,
23:37don't start
23:37playing that
23:38game.
23:38You are
23:38gonna drive
23:39yourself
23:39insane.
23:40Well,
23:40the barista
23:41at Starbucks
23:41this morning
23:42handed me a
23:43coffee and
23:43said,
23:44here you go,
23:44dude.
23:45Kind of
23:45says it
23:46all.
23:46It's gonna
23:47take some
23:47time,
23:47and then,
23:49I think
23:49there's,
23:50like,
23:50support groups
23:50and stuff.
23:51You're the
23:51best support
23:52group I could
23:52ever have.
23:54Oh,
23:54could you
23:55hand me
23:55the
23:55phosphorus
23:55reagent?
23:58Okay,
23:59your turn.
24:00How about
24:01you be
24:02honest with
24:02me?
24:03You got
24:03no riz.
24:05Hey,
24:05now.
24:06Charisma.
24:06I love
24:07you,
24:07Mike,
24:07but you
24:08don't.
24:08I've
24:08been reconnecting
24:09with my
24:09kids after
24:10the divorce,
24:11and they
24:12update me
24:12on all
24:13the new
24:13lingo.
24:15So,
24:15I mean,
24:15what did
24:16you do
24:17this weekend?
24:17Actually,
24:18all kinds
24:19of fun
24:19stuff.
24:32Hang on.
24:33I do
24:33have
24:34charisma.
24:35You lack
24:36confidence.
24:37arrogant people
24:38suck.
24:38No,
24:38no,
24:39no.
24:39Confidence
24:39is different.
24:40MIT grad,
24:42sweet,
24:42supportive.
24:43Everyone that
24:43gets to know
24:44you loves
24:44you.
24:45You just
24:46have to
24:46act like
24:46it.
24:47Sitting
24:47around being
24:47Mr.
24:48Alone
24:48guy and
24:49playing
24:49fantasy
24:49football
24:50isn't
24:50getting
24:51you
24:51anywhere.
24:52And for
24:52heaven's
24:53sakes,
24:53no more
24:54super cuts.
24:55now I
24:55feel
24:55attacked.
24:56Honesty
24:56time,
24:57over.
25:05Look,
25:05I am
25:06tired,
25:07you know,
25:07tired of
25:09being alone.
25:11I just
25:12like to
25:13love someone
25:14and I'd
25:14like someone
25:14to love
25:16me.
25:18am I
25:19that
25:19awful?
25:20Am I
25:20ugly
25:20or something?
25:23I try
25:24to be
25:24nice,
25:24but I
25:25try so
25:25hard,
25:26but this
25:28is just
25:28not enough
25:29in the
25:29world anymore.
25:30I'm like,
25:30look at
25:31me.
25:32You dress
25:33for shit,
25:33but your
25:34heart is
25:35stunning.
25:37One day
25:37your princess
25:38will come.
25:39Keep
25:40trying.
25:41Put
25:41yourself
25:42out
25:42there.
25:46You
25:47should
25:47just
25:47hurry
25:47up
25:47and
25:47transition
25:48already
25:49and we
25:49can get
25:49married.
25:50Not
25:50unless I
25:50change
25:51my name
25:51to
25:51Jin.
25:52Ah,
25:53yes,
25:53I noticed.
25:54You like
25:55her.
25:57I do
25:57like her,
25:58you can
25:58tell?
25:58I can
25:58tell,
25:59and it's
25:59great.
26:00Declaring
26:00your feelings
26:01is the
26:01first
26:01step
26:03in what
26:03could be
26:04a
26:04beautiful
26:04relationship.
26:06Did I
26:07tell you
26:07what she
26:07said
26:08yesterday?
26:09Hey,
26:09Mike.
26:10Sweet
26:11sneaks.
26:17What do
26:18you think
26:18that means?
26:19Shit,
26:19or get
26:19off the
26:20pot
26:20here,
26:20Mikey.
26:22Ask
26:22the girl
26:23out,
26:23or move
26:24on.
26:25You
26:25can do
26:26it.
26:27Good
26:27morning,
26:27world
26:28changers.
26:28Our
26:29productivity
26:29algorithm
26:30detects
26:30a
26:30distance
26:31efficiency.
26:32Please
26:32return
26:33to
26:33normal
26:33levels.
26:42Mikey,
26:43come
26:43sit.
26:50How's
26:50things,
26:51my
26:51favorite
26:51keyboard
26:51warrior?
26:52Oh,
26:52it's
26:53great.
26:53I mean,
26:55you know,
26:55not as
26:55good as
26:56you and
26:56your
26:57furry
26:58friends
26:58over in
26:58testing.
26:59My
26:59heart.
27:00I do
27:00love
27:01them.
27:01Probably
27:02too
27:02much.
27:02Yeah,
27:03they're
27:03better
27:03than
27:03people.
27:04That's
27:04what
27:04I
27:04always
27:04say.
27:05Right?
27:05Drives
27:05me up
27:06the
27:06fucking
27:06wall
27:06every
27:06time I
27:06read
27:07about
27:07the
27:07cruelty
27:07these
27:07companies
27:08inflict.
27:08Totally.
27:09I mean,
27:09blackfish?
27:10Makes me
27:11want to
27:11barf.
27:12Yeah,
27:12I really
27:12believe that
27:13we can
27:13have it
27:13both ways.
27:14That we
27:14can make
27:14biotech
27:15breakthroughs
27:15that help
27:16humans
27:17without
27:18torturing
27:18these poor
27:19creatures.
27:20I'm sorry,
27:21this is
27:21turning into
27:21a TED talk.
27:22No,
27:22no,
27:22no,
27:23I'm
27:23into it.
27:26I bet
27:27you know
27:28all the
27:29little secrets
27:29of this
27:29place,
27:30huh?
27:32Can I
27:33trust you?
27:40his name
27:41is Larry
27:41and he's
27:42my sweet
27:43boy.
27:44Oh,
27:45hello there,
27:46Larry.
27:48He hasn't
27:49been doing
27:49so well
27:50lately,
27:50but we're
27:52hoping to
27:53fix that.
27:54You stay
27:55strong,
27:55Larry.
27:57They let you
27:58take a picture
27:59in there?
27:59Why,
27:59you a narc
28:00or something?
28:03That little
28:04fellow just
28:04needs a little
28:05Bill's jersey
28:06and he'll
28:06be good
28:06to go.
28:07Big game
28:08this weekend.
28:08I'm going to
28:09grill up some
28:10of my famous
28:10buffalo wings.
28:12I'll bring
28:12some in
28:13for you.
28:18You crepes
28:19are awesome.
28:20Huh?
28:20There's a,
28:21um,
28:23there's this
28:24really cool
28:25new place
28:26over on
28:27117.
28:28Um,
28:31do you want
28:32to, like,
28:33go with,
28:34with me?
28:35Oh, yeah,
28:36that'd be
28:36cool.
28:37Yeah?
28:38Um, my
28:38fiance has a
28:39golf outing
28:40on Sunday.
28:40We could go
28:41before kickoff
28:42or whatever.
28:44Fiance?
28:45Yeah,
28:45finally asked,
28:46like,
28:46six months
28:47ago.
28:50Um,
28:51I wear the
28:51ring on a
28:52necklace.
28:53Goddamn birth
28:54control turns
28:54my fingers
28:55into sausages.
28:56Hurts like
28:56hell.
28:57Things we
28:58women do,
28:58you know?
28:59Right.
29:02Wait,
29:03Mikey,
29:03were you asking
29:04me on a date?
29:04We kind of.
29:05No,
29:07yeah.
29:08Oh,
29:09Mikey,
29:09I love you,
29:10but you're
29:10my work buddy.
29:11I know,
29:12I know.
29:13It's just a,
29:15you know what?
29:17Congratulations.
29:18I'm stoked for you.
29:19That's really,
29:20really exciting.
29:24Oh,
29:27yeah,
29:28right there.
29:30Wow.
29:30Oh,
29:32bye.
29:41What?
29:42No fucking way.
29:44Yep.
29:44For six whole months.
29:49Do you think she was
29:51bullshitting me?
29:51Jen's a sweet girl,
29:52but honestly,
29:54that's some shady
29:55shit right there.
29:56I have seen her
29:57flirt with you.
29:57I'm not crazy,
29:58right?
29:59Hell no.
29:59She was leading
30:00you on.
30:03On behalf of all
30:04women,
30:05please accept my
30:06apology.
30:09I'm proud of you.
30:11I'm proud of you.
30:17Please remain
30:18called.
30:19This is a security
30:20advisory for your
30:22safety lockdown
30:23measures initiated.
30:25Please remain
30:26called.
30:27This is a security
30:28advisory for your
30:30safety lockdown
30:31measures initiated.
30:34This is a security
30:36advisory for your
30:37safety lockdown
30:38measures initiated.
30:41Please remain
30:41called.
30:42This is a security advisory for your safety, lockdown measures.
30:47I can't fucking take it anymore.
30:48Are we all going to die?
30:49Save us!
30:52Reggie, do we need to evac or what?
30:55Back in your cube, Mike.
30:56In your cube what?
30:57Exactly.
30:57Look, it's a Zone 4 issue, okay?
31:00We are in Zone 1, therefore not your concern or mine.
31:03Don't act like you don't know the deal.
31:05Zone 4, the animals?
31:07Cube, now.
31:08For your safety, security advisory, lockdown measures.
31:12Ended.
31:13Please return to your terminals and resume prototyping.
31:17Have a great day.
31:25Finally, Sun Peas!
31:27Not if you keep screaming.
31:42Hey, Jen.
31:45There was some drama in your zone.
31:47You okay?
31:49Larry.
31:51Shit, what happened?
31:52I don't know.
31:53The lab cuts gave him this stuff, this serum.
31:56It was supposed to help him make him stronger, healthier.
31:59And it did.
32:00I've never seen such a startling transformation in any creature before.
32:04Transformation?
32:05He was a totally different chimp, Mike.
32:06He turned into this perfect, straight out of Nat Geo looking fella.
32:10He had energy.
32:12His smile glowed.
32:13His fur was gorgeous.
32:14His body was all filled out.
32:15He was like a perfect muscle-bound specimen.
32:17And then, then my sweet boy got so angry.
32:43Larry!
32:44Larry, it's me!
32:53He turned on me.
32:55Oh, oh.
32:57How could I let this happen?
32:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:00You cannot possibly blame yourself.
33:03He trusted me, Mike.
33:04There was a bond.
33:05Of course there was, because you are so good.
33:08Ever since I was a kid, this is all I ever wanted.
33:10Jane Goodall, Steve Irwin, those were my heroes.
33:13Maybe we should go back to the med lab so those dorks can stitch you up.
33:17If I go back in there, I'm torching everything in zone port.
33:20Maybe don't do that.
33:22I'm just another phony cog in the machine,
33:24lying to myself about noble causes to justify a fat paycheck.
33:28You're being too hard on yourself.
33:32Jen, do you have...
33:35Do you have any idea what it was that they gave him to give him those muscles?
33:40Whatever's in cryo storage.
33:47Are you okay?
33:49Yeah, I just feel like shit.
33:50My skin's on fire.
33:51That's probably just the adrenaline wearing off.
33:55Yeah.
33:56Nothing some Advil and a weed gummy won't fix.
33:59Okay, night, Mikey.
34:01Good night.
34:04For real?
34:05Like some super transformational serum?
34:09So much so that once it hit his bloodstream, the chimp went apeshit.
34:14Wow.
34:15But like how?
34:16Fuck, if I know.
34:18Once I heard muscles, I was like, well, tell me more.
34:22It seems a little too good to be true.
34:38Everybody hates her.
34:39Don't sweat it.
34:44You okay?
34:45These hormones, they're hitting me like a sledgehammer.
34:47It's just, I'm so tired and everything hurts and I'm tired of looking this way.
34:52I'm tired of feeling this way.
34:53People are idiots.
34:54I don't care about the idiots.
34:56I care about these stupid fucking cock and balls that I can feel every time I take a step
35:01and I care about the hormones and the surgeries.
35:06It doesn't matter.
35:07Whatever I do, I look in the mirror and I see a dude.
35:10I've been misgendered three times today.
35:13God damn it.
35:16Look.
35:21Look, you're beautiful.
35:23People get too hung up on looks.
35:25I think it's just Instagram bullshit.
35:27It bucks with your head.
35:29You just don't get it, Mike.
35:30This is about who I am.
35:33My whole life, I've been searching for answers and miracles that would make me whole.
35:40And now, maybe, there is something just down the fucking hall and you're treating it like a goof.
35:47Doesn't this even make you curious?
35:51If you took something like this, you would have a whole line of gins a million long.
35:57Stop thinking so small, Mike.
36:00Think bigger.
36:02Be bold.
36:19I think so much more.
36:33I'm not sure.
36:33Hold.
38:3360.4, 70.0.
39:3260.4, 70.0.
39:41Fuck it.
39:45I don't know.
40:12I don't know.
40:43I don't know.
41:12I don't know.
41:54I don't know.
42:12I don't know.
42:45I don't know.
42:55I don't know.
42:58Jen, you want to have some crepes?
43:04Sure, sure.
43:05I'll have some crepes.
43:07Yeah, well, you want to come and learn my place?
43:10I'm sure I love that.
43:17I don't know.
43:17I don't know.
43:22I don't know.
44:11I don't know.
44:18Clara, please, you have to trust me, all right?
44:20Don't worry.
44:21I look different, but I promise it's me, all right?
44:24You were right, Clara.
44:27I need to be bold.
44:29I took it.
44:31That stuff from the lab.
44:34And this is what it does.
44:42It's really kind of a miracle, huh?
44:46How?
44:47It's okay.
44:48It's off a truck.
44:54It's for you.
45:11Mike.
45:14Mike?
45:16I think I got rizz now.
45:30Let's do it.
45:35No, no, no, wait.
45:37What if it gets confused?
45:38What if it doesn't turn me into what I'm supposed to be?
45:40Clara.
45:40No, no, my hormones are all over the place.
45:44Estrogen, testosterone wrestling with each other.
45:46I don't even know what's going on inside of me anymore.
45:50Okay.
45:50No, no, no, but I don't care.
45:52I don't care.
45:54I have to try.
45:57I have to believe
46:00that if I'm the woman I know I am,
46:03that's what I'll become.
46:08For once in my life,
46:10if I've been given the chance for the outside
46:14to look like what I feel on the inside,
46:19I have to take it.
46:22I have to take it.
46:25Be bold, right?
46:27Yes.
46:28Hear my voice, all right?
46:29I've got you.
46:30I'm right here.
46:32Yes.
46:33You're going to collapse from the fever.
46:34You're going to pray for death.
46:36Then you begin to transform, all right?
46:39To become a new you.
46:41Your whole form literally melts away.
46:44It's hurting!
46:45I can pass out.
46:46I can pass out.
46:47It's all right.
46:48What am I?
46:48What am I?
47:12Is this a dream?
47:16Did I die?
47:18Actually, Clara,
47:20you're the dream now.
47:22The kind of real,
47:24goddamn living dream girl
47:25that you've always wanted to be.
47:28You deserve to be.
47:33Go look.
47:35You deserve to be.
47:36You deserve to be.
47:38You deserve to be.
47:52You deserve to be.
47:55You deserve to be.
47:55You deserve to be.
47:55You deserve to be.
47:55You deserve to be.
47:56You deserve to be.
47:56You deserve to be.
47:58You deserve to be.
48:00You deserve to be.
48:09Oh, my God.
48:15It worked.
48:19It really did work.
48:32It is her.
48:34Oh, my God.
48:57I want this one to hurt.
49:00Yeah, because we always hurt the ones we love.
49:02He stole my cereal and my boob stirs and not the level three.
49:06The tier 1A.
49:08It was reserved for me to distribute to my friends and myself.
49:12He worked for you.
49:14He stole your formula.
49:15Affected people.
49:16You're pissed and horny.
49:17I get it.
49:18I upped the nerve toxin, so you should wriggle a little more.
49:21Foam at the mouth.
49:22I got you.
49:25I got you.
49:27I got you.
49:33I got you.
49:50Oh, you mafia
50:00Okay?
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