02:29I'm still me.
02:31Just like when you changed.
02:34You were still you inside.
02:37Yeah, I know.
02:40We can't afford to be emotional right now.
02:43We don't have time to mess around with that.
02:45We need to move.
02:47Where?
02:48To stop him.
02:49I'm not just gonna give up.
02:50Cooper, look at yourself.
02:52You'll trip over your goddamn trousers before you can even draw your gun.
02:55Give it to me.
02:57Give it to me.
02:58My gun.
02:59Let's go.
03:03I won't stay like this.
03:07I'll grow up one day.
03:09Right?
03:16Well, maybe this is a gift, you know?
03:23Maybe you could just say, screw it and start your life again from scratch.
03:29Knowing everything that you do now, that would be a gift, right?
03:34Come on.
03:53You're doing it.
03:55I don't know.
03:57I don't know.
03:59I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:04Tequila, please.
04:04I really am just find this all inexplicable fucking terrified so I joke
04:16How is he tired and wanted to lay down for a bit
04:25He doesn't have any pubic hair unless they don't worry about all right
04:30This shit can't be permanent. Just stop asking me shit like that. Okay. How the fuck am I supposed to
04:34know? Calm down. Calm down. We have to strategize
04:41Are we still going for it?
04:46Fuck yes, we are
04:48We just need to get our shit together and move
04:52Then what the fuck is the plan?
04:57They say we call Diana get his location use her and his wife who apparently hates him to breach access
05:06Then we slit his fucking throat
05:09Stop this stop what happened to us and now Coop who's been dealt the most fucked up hand of all.
05:15How does that sound?
05:17Yeah, fuck with that. I love it when a plan comes together
05:25Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and my legs. I was told the amputation was in my future
05:33But not anymore. Thanks to the beauty
05:38I'm living my best life
05:44Wait, I thought this shit wasn't dropping till tomorrow
05:55What the fuck is this?
06:08We're too late
06:13No need to control the doctors, protect the boosters are approved for everyone
06:17Need help cleaning up your gooey sock or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats
06:22Visit the beauty website to find the package that's right for you
06:57You told me you needed another week to heal. I need to see my new fucking nose
07:03Go outside if you're gonna be such a Karen
07:06God I can't
07:07Oh
07:13Does it hurt?
07:14It fucking hurts. What the fuck?
07:19Are you okay?
07:21Look at this
07:24That looks great. This is not a Kendall Jenner
07:27I showed that fucking butcher like 50 classic K-Gen shots and this this is what the best in Montclair
07:32comes up with for seven fucking grand
07:34Do you know how many summers I saved up for this?
07:36How can you even tell with all the swelling and the bruising?
07:39You remember in second grade I broke my collarbone? We both thought I was going to be lopsided for life
07:44update. I'm not
07:47Stop. Why? It's already fucked up
07:50No curve
07:55No point
08:01All I see is my fucking dad
08:03No one wants to make out with a chick with the face of a fucking contractor
08:05Relax, you're gonna make it worse
08:08Look, I'm not insane
08:13I let go of our vocovered dreams long long ago
08:17But like
08:20This was all part of a plan
08:22I only applied to out-of-state schools for a reason
08:25I can't continue the next stage of my life being the same sad tomboy rookie with a big fucking beak
08:32I need to launch a new version of me
08:38A beautiful me
08:41I feel it too
08:43You know how hard it is for me to find genes that give my ass the boost and hide my
08:47extra squish
08:52But you are more than your nose
08:55You are amazing and you will do amazing things no matter what
09:02You are beautiful
09:05God
09:07Oh, fuck
09:09Oh, one second
09:14Oh my god
09:21Oh
09:30Obesity and advanced diabetes
09:31is recurring my life
09:32and my life
09:34Is this the beauty website?
09:35You can find the package
09:36That's right
09:39Not anymore
09:40Thanks to the beauty
09:42Long ago
09:43You're forced to be my best sales behind
09:51Do you need help cleaning up your new class?
09:54You get jabbed and feel bad today
10:02No need to control the doctor
10:10You get jabbed and feel bad today
10:27Hey, cunt
10:29Yeah, you
10:31Remember me?
10:34I know
10:35I got the shot
10:36That's right
10:38And now I have a better rack
10:39Ass
10:40And Mark Weiler won't stop liking my post
10:42There's no fucking way
10:51Enjoy the view, bitch
11:00Look at you
11:02Look at me
11:03I
11:04What?
11:05What?
11:08I'm gonna kill you all
11:11What the hell just happened?
11:13Tina and Castle just whooped
11:14Kelly Hennigan's ass
11:16Tina with the front butt
11:17in training brawl
11:18She got the shot
11:20She got the beauty
11:22What?
11:24She's stunning
11:29Yeah
11:30And that side is called the hypotenuse
11:33To find that you use a simple little formula called
11:35the Pythagorean theorem
11:37which of course as you can see on the board
11:39is a squared plus b squared equals c squared
11:47I
11:49Send the nurse to room 216 now
11:53Hold him till he doesn't hurt his head
11:55It's epilepsy
12:01Grab his feet
12:02He gave me something
12:03What did he take?
12:05No, he gave me something
12:06What did he take?
12:07Nothing, I swear
12:08You can't help him if you don't tell me
12:09You're his best friend
12:12He told me he got the shot this morning
12:44This is the beauty
12:44And a modern day scientific miracle
12:48On his way to marine one
12:50He declared that he felt and looked so much younger
12:52That quote
12:53Along with running for a third term
12:55I'm also going to run for a fourth and a fifth
12:58End quote
13:00Byron Forrest is a genius
13:02I look forward to hanging the medal of freedom around his neck
13:06That stuff's really everywhere
13:07He's at the white house
13:08He's at the white house next week
13:09Before leaving on his trip to a nato conference
13:12The president revealed that every member of his cabinet has been given the drug
13:16And cleared the way for emergency use authorization
13:20With further federal backing full fda approval is immediately
13:24Yeah
13:29Well, at least the president doesn't look like an octogenero
13:33Thank you very much, Angela
13:34That was minutes ago from the white house
13:36We'll have more daily headlines right after the break
13:42We're gonna need to talk to her
13:50I'm living my best life
13:52Okay, guys
13:53I did it
13:54It's done
13:56I got the beauty shot
13:58At the pop-up at Christopher Street one hour ago
14:02Yes, and yes, I jumped the line
14:05Yes, I had the sponsorship
14:06But I was a little afraid
14:08And I just took the lead
14:12And news flash
14:13It didn't hurt at all
14:15And everybody at the pop-up was so nice
14:18And so welcoming
14:20And just like the friendly nurse said
14:22I am starting to develop a fever
14:25But apparently that is totally normal
14:29OMG, I am so excited
14:33Follow and like and watch part two for the results
14:36Keep clicking for the big reveal
15:01Okay, so I just looked in the mirror
15:04And do I have abs now?
15:07And is my jawline really this snatched?
15:09And can I finally fit into this fucking shirving colored speedo?
15:23Is this real life?
15:28Oh my god
15:29Dinner's ready
15:45What's the matter?
15:48Nothing
15:49Why?
15:50Your mom worked hard to make a nice meal
15:52Sorry
15:52No, it's true
15:53No
15:54I'm just not that hungry
15:55Okay
15:58Uh-uh
15:59What's the rule?
16:03How is she?
16:05That kind of surgery is not fun
16:06She's healing
16:07But she's gonna look amazing
16:11So is Mickey Larson
16:13Mickey Larson got a nose job
16:15Oh, mom, he got the beauty
16:16I watched him spaz and start changing right in the middle of math class
16:20Jesus Christ, really?
16:21Everyone's doing it
16:22And
16:24The ones who haven't will soon enough
16:26All right
16:26I know it seems that way right now, but just wait
16:29No, I always wait
16:30I really want this
16:32More than anything
16:33Bella, why on earth would you say such a thing?
16:35You are so cute
16:36I do not want to be cute
16:37Especially not when everyone else is gonna be that fucking hot
16:40Look, I get it
16:42Okay, this is the hot new thing and you want in
16:44I begged my folks for a Bowflex when I was in high school
16:47You know how many times I used that thing?
16:48Just eat well and keep getting on your bike
16:51You guys are such fucking hypocrites
16:52You think I don't see that shit in the fridge?
16:54Ozempic is different
16:55I was on the verge of heart disease
16:56You're experimenting with off-label diabetes
16:58Oh
16:59A doctor prescribed it
17:00It's a medical treatment, honey
17:02Oh, please
17:02Did a doctor also prescribe those tight new jeans you love strolling around in?
17:06I see that smile when you get a double take
17:08Bella
17:09Don't talk to your mother that way
17:10Look, there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good
17:14Feel good
17:15But there's more to life and more to you than the chase for perfection
17:20Perfection?
17:22Two summers ago, we spent every weekend visiting Graham in the home
17:25And she didn't know who any of us were
17:28Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer
17:30And the beauty can stop that
17:32And make me feel better about myself
17:33I mean, you guys should want this too
17:34I have to say, I am shocked, Bella
17:37Where's my sweet girl?
17:38Did you even know the first thing about this?
17:40Like what it does?
17:41Yes, that's why I want it
17:42It's irreversible
17:43And we're starting to hear about all these different kinds of side effects
17:46Yeah, mutations, comas, disfigurement, ignition, ketosis
17:50Have you heard about that?
17:51Stop, that's like a minuscule number of people
17:54Only five percent of cases so far
17:56That's nothing
17:56The odds of me getting hit by a bus are higher
17:58Okay, that's not what I'm hearing
17:59And even five percent, seven percent
18:03Is that a risk that you want to take?
18:04If I got a 95 on my research paper
18:07You guys would be shitting yourself with happiness
18:08Okay, that's enough
18:09It's thousands of dollars that we don't have
18:13And neither do you
18:14End of discussion
18:15You guys don't think I can get five, ten grand?
18:23I get good grades
18:25I play soccer
18:26My clothes are fine
18:29No one makes fun of me or bothers me
18:32It sounds great, right?
18:37It's because no one even knows that I exist
18:41I'm like a ghost just drifting through life
18:44No one can see
18:45And I don't want to live like that anymore
18:49Dad, what about the risk of living a life unfulfilled?
18:53Of wondering if more is possible?
18:56That's what scares me
18:58And now there's finally an out for me
19:01And people who feel like me
19:08I turn 18 in a week
19:10I don't need permission anymore
19:14You guys told me to follow my dreams and passions
19:17And to do what makes me happy
19:19And this is it
19:20I want to be the best version of me
19:22I want to finally be beautiful
19:28You guys don't fucking understand anything!
19:53I want to be the best version of me
19:54What's up, Belle?
19:57Hi
19:59You're usually more excited for lunch with your bestie
20:04Mazel, bitch! It's me!
20:09Holy shit!
20:11What do you think?
20:12You really solved your nose problem
20:15Right
20:16Oh my god
20:17Do I not look devastating?
20:19How? And when?
20:20Over the weekend
20:21I gave Ben and Sarah the sob story pitch
20:24about the botched nose shop
20:25and the parentals caved
20:28Really?
20:29Yeah, really
20:30I don't know if it's like them feeling bad
20:32about putting me on Adderall when I was 10
20:34or if they just genuinely know like
20:36how important this time in my life is
20:39but
20:39they ponied up for the full poke treatment
20:44What's that?
20:47The full platinum concierge experience
20:55First
20:57there was Connor
20:58Talk about a warm welcome
20:59Welcome, Ruthie
21:01I'll be your chaperone for your treatment today
21:03Belle, this guy was fucking hot
21:06and he was a real beauty
21:08We're pretty chill here
21:10Just whatever you do, don't call me nurse
21:12Those are for doctors and hospitals and negative energy institutions
21:16and this is not that
21:18My only purpose is to gently guide you to your best self
21:23Whenever you're ready, no rush
21:25The paperwork must have been a nightmare
21:27Not when your parents pay 20 grand
21:34Welcome, Ruthie
21:35There was like one stupid form
21:37I don't even know what it said
21:38but it was probably fine
21:41Thank you
21:43Please proceed to your treatment
21:46A tonic to help cleanse and balance the body
21:50We believe it makes the change easier
21:52It was like the best spa day ever
21:55On steroids
21:57They had everything
21:58Juices, tonics, aromatherapy
22:03I hate to say it
22:04You remember Stacy's instance from Bali?
22:06Dude, it was like that
22:08Some real white lotus shit
22:10I'll step out while you get into your transformation rope
22:13Take your time
22:18And then they gave me the shot
22:23Lay back
22:37Ready?
22:40Did it hurt?
22:41No
22:41Isn't that so weird?
22:43I kept waiting for it to hurt
22:44And it just never did
22:45And I don't know if that's because I was with Connor
22:48And I was like totally smitten on him
22:50Or maybe I'm just used to it now
22:51Because of all the stupid COVID stuff
22:53But I seriously would have let Connor stab me like a thousand times if he wanted to
22:59Well said
23:00Thank you
23:02Follow me to your no harm experience
23:06After that
23:07They took me to this room, right?
23:10Sure
23:10Totally normal
23:11Except there was no furniture
23:16Just floor to ceiling cashmere padding
23:19Oh my god
23:20It like looked and felt like heaven
23:22I'm telling you, Bo
23:23This place was fucking legit
23:25We're gonna be right here, Lucy
23:27And as if Connor wasn't enough to keep me happy
23:30In walks another hottie
23:31And I started sweating because of the guy
23:33Well, that's what I thought
23:35Turns out that's just the beginning of the treatment
23:37Just relax
23:38We've got you
23:48They said it took like three hours
23:49But because they spritzed my dose with some kind of like benzo
23:52I was able to just sleep right through it
23:55Let's go.
24:43I just went in, took a little nap, I woke up three hours later, and I looked like this.
24:54Uh, wow, how, how does it feel?
24:59Incredible, but also like super weird.
25:02I don't know, it's hard to explain.
25:04You just have to experience it for yourself.
25:07It's like magic.
25:10Wait, I gotta show you these.
25:22Oh, wait, look at this one.
25:23You look hot.
25:24Yeah, I am hot.
25:25I know.
25:27Yeah, that's me.
25:28That's also me.
25:29Oh my god, I'm dead.
25:30It looks like you finally got that reboot you always talked about.
25:33I know.
25:34And just in time, too.
25:35Like, fuck nose jobs and thread lifts.
25:38This is how you start college.
25:40Like, I get to go in there, the best version of me.
25:45And I don't know about Northwestern.
25:47Like, maybe I need to go somewhere else.
25:49Somewhere beachier and like sexier, like Miami.
25:53Or even like Hawaii.
25:55Yeah, but you want to be a journalist.
25:58That's why you're going there.
25:59Things are different now.
26:02And I think I want to be a model.
26:05Wow.
26:07Wow.
26:08What do you think?
26:10Um, I am insanely jealous, obviously.
26:16I'm very excited for you.
26:19It's just, um, when you're off in Paris running around on photos.
26:25and stuff, just don't forget about me.
26:28What are you talking about?
26:30You're literally going to be there with me.
26:33You think I would do this and not think about you?
26:36How long have we been best friends?
26:38Forever.
26:39Duh.
26:44When I was leaving, Connor stopped me.
26:47You're one of the lucky ones.
26:49This experience isn't attainable or affordable for most.
26:52But there is another way for people to at least get a dose.
26:56So if you know of anyone,
26:58I can help.
27:09You said you can help people that can't get it the normal way?
27:17What do you think?
27:19Is it legal?
27:22Is it legal?
27:23Okay.
27:23Sorry.
27:25So what's your holdup?
27:27Did anyone say anything about side effects?
27:30Um, yeah.
27:31They did mention, like, a tidal wave of hot dick.
27:34And you'll probably get asked to prom, like, way more times than you can go.
27:37Be so for real.
27:39Is there anything crazy that could happen?
27:41No!
27:42Like, dying.
27:43No, they did not warn me that I might die.
27:46Okay?
27:47If you want, I can ask when I go get my booster.
27:50And you have to get boosters for life.
27:52Like, what happens if I stop taking one?
27:54What happens if my dad stops taking his Lipidor?
27:56Or his Lexapro?
27:58You want to talk about side effects?
28:00This is what was best for me, and I think it could be what's best for you, too.
28:07Call him.
28:31Call him.
28:59Call him.
29:29Call him.
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