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00:00:26To be continued...
00:00:42a little treat for you tonight my first guest is a young man and when i say young man i
00:00:46mean
00:00:46a young man he's landed the lead role in an nbc pilot and he won that audition with a song
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00:00:51dance routine and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight would
00:00:54you welcome reef hawk
00:00:56you might reach us to broadway remember me to hero square
00:01:13get along the gang in 42nd street then i will soon be there
00:01:21whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old time throng
00:01:30give my regards to old broadway and tell them i'll be there alone
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00:02:36reef hawk for the last four decades america's favorite movie star
00:02:40what an unbelievable career you've had starring in three of the biggest franchises in film
00:02:46history winning two oscars in this fall you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made you've
00:02:52had five years off to reflect is that what you're gonna say reflect i mean how are you gonna frame
00:02:59the five years the five years thing also i should literally be a famous ass interviewer even when i'm fake
00:03:04interviewing i'm like incredible at it incredible thank you so what are you gonna
00:03:08say about the five years thing about the five years thing i was gonna say i've been working since i
00:03:15was six and needed a break and that i needed to find out who i was away from all this
00:03:23i love that that works totally i won't say that i was hiding a heroin addiction from the public and
00:03:31that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer helped me cover it up for years so no
00:03:37one ever found it
00:03:38down that is a really smart omission strong omission no admish you're gonna be amazing babe you got
00:03:44this yeah i'm very lucky to have you too and thank you both for being here and thank you for
00:03:50helping
00:03:50me yeah babe now get out there and tap dance for mommy yeah that's it two minutes all right look
00:03:59before we get started i just gotta say this is a career highlight for me you tom cruise denzel
00:04:05you're my favorite actors of all time thanks so look first we're going to start off with the box
00:04:11office records and uh what do you mind i don't know if anyone talked to you but um oh my
00:04:18god oh my god
00:04:20he's asking about the oscar i know i can tell when you introduce me would you mind not forgetting to
00:04:27say two-time oscar winner before you say reef hog of course i was planning on doing that anyway i'm
00:04:33i thought it was something serious of course man yeah i mean i would i would never even say it
00:04:37it's
00:04:37just that sometimes people forget who forgets you are the most beloved movie star in the world
00:04:47i'm just honored to have you on the show this is gonna be a cakewalk for you oh thanks man
00:04:51hi how are
00:04:52you we're reef's best friends from high school but like we have our own lives too just here's
00:04:59morning listen you are so charming yeah enough of that i don't want to fan out too much uh you
00:05:06ready
00:05:06yeah let's go for it all right let's go for it all right we'll get one going all right here
00:05:10we go
00:05:10three two one tonight i'm interviewing somebody i never thought i would interview i'm talking about
00:05:18a legend an icon what is there even to say reef hawk is in the house welcome oh wait sorry
00:05:26i messed up
00:05:27i left out the oscar part i'm sorry guys gotta do it again no no we're leaving this in no
00:05:32no we are
00:05:33not starting over people that don't need to see this let me tell you right now if i'm ever the
00:05:39kind
00:05:40of out of touch jerk who needs to restart an intro because you didn't mention an award
00:05:47brother we got way bigger problems i'm in my man well that's why the world loves you man the real
00:05:55reef
00:05:55hawk that's amazing reef hawk are you ready we're already started yes we are
00:06:04babe babe i know you love mopping with the crew but we're gonna hit crazy traffic if we don't get
00:06:09out of here what's mopping mlp man of the peopling it's actually pretty funny thanks yeah we should get
00:06:17going uh can i talk to you guys for a second yeah hey guys thanks so much uh did anyone
00:06:24else see
00:06:24this silver fox eye fucking me i am so serious it was so blatant and out in the open i
00:06:29almost
00:06:30want to like write an op-ed but i like that reef what are you doing well we don't know
00:06:37those guys
00:06:38they could literally go online and say that i was like being fake or mopping or whatever insult you
00:06:43just said and then people will think that i'm like that okay so so that would be like a
00:06:51fucking disaster reef chill out yeah dude dude take a deep breath okay
00:06:59it's just it's just it's just that you're always being watched these days and observed yeah
00:07:10everywhere yeah yeah yeah it's really weird it's really weird okay babe
00:07:18it's okay yeah look at this is like a really stressful situation for you so just take a deep
00:07:24breath we're all good i'm sorry okay i was just being dumb and trying to be funny and no i'm
00:07:30sorry
00:07:30no please a lot of anxiety of course yeah it's my bad you don't have to come on
00:07:36come on you love us i love you guys i love you by the way you were amazing oh my
00:07:44gosh he is a fan
00:07:45yeah oh
00:08:00hello bubby and tyra we got a big problem it's fucked up it's really fucked up it's a total
00:08:05fucking nightmare i'll be over at 10 30 a.m tomorrow i'll have my assistant text your
00:08:09assistant my breakfast order beg her not to fuck it up for me
00:08:17do i have shit on my face yes i do yes oh my god it's fucking embarrassing ira tell me
00:08:24what the
00:08:24is going on what is your video oh jesus christ what's on it i have no idea i thought you
00:08:31buried
00:08:31everything that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public when i got sober five
00:08:36years ago i changed my life and thank god you did since you've been out of the game everything's
00:08:41changed for the record you are the goat the true goat bubby you were the best to ever do it
00:08:46i swear
00:08:47to god i hate to say it but it's nice to be back on the fucking court with you we
00:08:51used to be out here
00:08:52in these streets smashing fucking concrete getting our hands dirty hollywood was our goddamn glory
00:08:56hall these kids today they don't know how we used to do it you me warwick little chuckie sheen
00:09:01stephen hawking you know the original pussy posse you boys kept me busy didn't you can't you just
00:09:06make this go away like you always used to i can't bubby the internet changed everything i know i panicked
00:09:12and we used to get this shit wrapped up with a briefcase of cash in a day or two it
00:09:16ain't like
00:09:16that anymore you can text me or call me 24 hours a day just like the old days except for
00:09:23tuesdays from
00:09:243 p.m till about 10 p.m what's on tuesdays personal don't worry about it oh what huh are
00:09:33you okay
00:09:35do i have to be in here can i just wait till you're done bubby i'm on a massive time
00:09:40crunch by the way
00:09:42i love this gay wallpaper thanks and about all the art in the house very colorful very gay and classy
00:09:49look bubby there are some steps we can take in the meantime while we're waiting this out but i need
00:09:53you to be completely honest with me there are no more secrets between us look into my eyes do not
00:09:59break eye contact with me bubby have you ever killed someone no ira i never killed someone i can't wipe
00:10:05my
00:10:05ass with this this is performative i'm a good person environmental toilet paper what's your assistant's
00:10:10name sammy sammy yeah oh come in here can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here
00:10:17the good
00:10:17toilet paper yeah and bubby just real quick it's primary not master what thread count is sorry i
00:10:24don't know ira it's scott from the store toss it let me see jesus christ smells like um
00:10:32like earring backs in here yes that means you're healthy
00:10:38what the cover your mouth it's disgusting you get germs besides the health stuff it's so rude
00:10:45i'm sorry aside from me getting sick it's rude because those particles fly into my nose and
00:10:50that do you can send me actually this is fucked up to say i kind of like this turn around
00:10:54bubby eye
00:10:55contact come closer have you ever killed someone no ira okay bubby i'm not a judgy person i'm more of
00:11:04a
00:11:04you do you i'ma go ahead and do me girl ira i have never killed someone for real
00:11:17you're making me uncomfortable with your anger and i think that's something we should look at
00:11:25you can have at the scraps i'm sorry what you can have at the scraps that's really nice of you
00:11:32ira thank
00:11:33you you know she's actually great yeah i like her next have you ever watched anyone be killed no
00:11:38have you ever paid someone to kill someone no have you ever fucked a dead person no has a dead
00:11:42person ever fucked you no how does that even work let's just say it starts with mel gibson and a
00:11:47whole lot of paupers and ends two decks over with the 10 a.m mate and now's breakfast you do
00:11:50the math
00:11:50gorgeous just to be clear you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being is that mel gibson takes
00:11:58paupers you're saying that you're saying that i would never betray a client like that and i'm offended you
00:12:02even suggest it i would lose my license to practice law in the state of california if i did
00:12:07but just between us it's pretty up actually they partied with the guy like he was alive all weekend
00:12:12they actually made a cute little picture about it weekend at bernie's yes weekend at bernie's bubby
00:12:18you're hysterical you've gotten funnier i need to know everyone who hates you uh who hates me
00:12:27fuck my first manager from when i was a kid probably good right the guy who represents
00:12:35kid actors and works out of the bowling alley who else my old on and off ex-girlfriend savannah okay
00:12:43and
00:12:45who else that's it who hates him uh what who hates him well off the top of my head
00:12:59your old manager your old trainer your new trainer your old pool guy your old old pool guys your mom
00:13:04who hates you uh those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when
00:13:10you realized like they don't wipe their own asses and i sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it um
00:13:13your old boxing coach your old tennis instructor your ex and i have like a separate list for like
00:13:18directors actors costume designers hair makeup people craft service whatever like executives
00:13:22that you've worked with if you want me to start on that jesus christ sorry can i just say something
00:13:28my my old trainer doesn't hate me because he passed away okay i'm just saying hey i believe you pal
00:13:39i
00:13:39really do that's that's awesome you need to go see these people and apologize to them make it right
00:13:46with them and without them realizing it feel out if they're the ones behind the video i don't know if
00:13:51i
00:13:51can do that ira that's way too intense bubby you don't have to mean it you just have to go
00:13:56through
00:13:56the motions of apologizing to save your ass all right bubby i gotta get going tom hanks body slammed
00:14:02his housekeeper it's not as bad as it sounds they were just rough housing but she's in her 70s
00:14:06shouldn't be horsing around like that so i should get over to cedars and make sure
00:14:09shit's kosher by the way incredible crushed ice at cedars i'll let you know if i hear anything
00:14:44my assistant said all of these people don't like me was i an asshole
00:14:54do you want to take longer to answer that just the people you interacted with yeah not like fans
00:15:00no i think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head and maybe you weren't
00:15:06like super considerate about how you spoke to people and now you're very aware but up until like
00:15:12a few years ago you could kind of get away with being a secret dick we've known each other for
00:15:1640
00:15:17years we've been there and supported one another we have always known the person that was in there
00:15:22yeah and go easy on yourself you were literally on drugs it's way easier to support you now that
00:15:28you're sober at least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store you used to
00:15:32buy
00:15:32heroin at downtown you know how many empty naked baby dolls i had to explain to the housekeeper
00:15:38i had to look up in spanish don't worry maria it's no for sexual it's for drug
00:15:44by the way zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown
00:15:50yeah
00:15:54it got bad it got really scary i don't ever want to see that look in your eye again
00:16:04you never will so let's do what ira says make the apologies and find out who's extorting you
00:16:11he always gets you out of this stuff it's gonna be so fun i'm already putting together a playlist
00:16:15for the apology slash who's extorting reef tour hey siri whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged
00:16:21man in an extreme state of crisis but keep it fun and slutty come on and skinny
00:16:48i will say i kind of hate extortion but the upside is that we
00:16:53drive around together like the dumb sluts we used to be in high school and i am
00:16:57obsessed with that part of extortion beyond what i really enjoy about it is that we get to be here
00:17:03with you grief and guess what else i brought with me oh are we gonna smoke we're not gonna smoke
00:17:10we're
00:17:10120 okay we're gonna fake smoke i cannot believe kids vape these days they are so gay they're so lame
00:17:20if i saw a kid vaping i'd literally run over to him and push him over and be like nice
00:17:24look virgin
00:17:29they're literally an oral fedora i haven't seen this guy in like 30 years and now i'm gonna be late
00:17:34to apologize and i'm gonna look like even more of an asshole i've always said it's not an amends
00:17:41unless you power top it just get in there and just dom it out babe i love outlandish humor with
00:17:47my friends
00:17:50you know kid i found this guy reef over at oakwoods same as you and i signed him at this
00:17:57booth same
00:17:58as you right here at this brief can't wait to work with you i know our schedules will wind up
00:18:05one of
00:18:05these days can you imagine them letting us two silverbacks down to our chest the same cage
00:18:11let's sit down and order salad i've got a 4 30 call back for that valtrex commercial valtrex yeah
00:18:16i'm reading for the grandson of the woman who has genelta herpes it's actually quite a complex
00:18:20character i love that is ellen casting it yep and we're such a sweet girl i know she is and
00:18:25we love
00:18:25her oh fuck me i'm late beautiful day guys okay hey knock them dead will you always will and will
00:18:32do
00:18:32oh wow
00:18:40quit cigs 16 days now sorry that's awesome red yes
00:18:46red rodriguez manager to the stars always bet on red baby yeah
00:19:04i came here to apologize to you
00:19:09can i ask you something reef of course
00:19:15what are you sorry for i'm really sorry i fired you
00:19:27you know i remember when i met you by the pool and you had no front teeth you know it
00:19:34was so
00:19:34fucking adorable you were really there for me at that time i was i was
00:19:43but you had this fucking light in you you'd light up my days and i'm just talking about the work
00:19:49the
00:19:49work was always bringing but you they started getting jobs and there he is
00:20:00there he is huh and i was proud i gotta tell you not just because i'm a manager but
00:20:05you know it was almost as if it was me in a way i was so proud
00:20:13then you start running around hollywood and you're getting some bit parts of movies you're
00:20:17hitting the clubs you're getting some pussy i'm getting nervous
00:20:21not just cause i don't want you to get in trouble for your career
00:20:24but i'm worried about you getting trouble for you
00:20:29and i hear things i mean weed and all that i know okay but i hear the hardest stuff
00:20:36the hardest stuff and um i didn't know how to handle it you know i did the best i could
00:20:43at that time
00:20:45i wanted to smack the shit out of you but i still worked gene really honestly i didn't know my
00:20:51role was
00:20:53you know in that whole thing i just didn't know
00:20:58maybe i handled it right maybe i did the right thing
00:21:04maybe i didn't
00:21:07i really don't know i don't know what's right or wrong in this situation
00:21:12anyway look i didn't expect you to stay i didn't expect that i know i know i'm a joke to
00:21:17you guys
00:21:18now the bowling alley the roulette wheel i know who the i am i know what the i am which
00:21:25is
00:21:26i'm the guy you leave if i do my job right okay i know that it's all right
00:21:37i loved all you crazy little cocksuckers i really did but you were different you see you were different
00:21:42you were like you were like family to me yeah
00:21:52yeah
00:21:55and you know what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone
00:22:01not one every time with you guys the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke
00:22:09i mean all i ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear hey red
00:22:21could have called me
00:22:27i don't have your number
00:22:50i just want to see i'm a big fan
00:22:53oh thank you i appreciate that yeah mate you're a fucking hawk you're fucking serious
00:22:59there was a period where i did not stick to myself for three years 11 years ago in sydney
00:23:04you and sean penn i chucked it in the dumper because she was on the block aside from my
00:23:09feelings on the film technically it's astonishing honestly wait i feel like you chucked it in my
00:23:22number hey pal excuse me yo hey i don't want to interrupt you i never do this i'm a big
00:23:27fan i'm
00:23:28right here to blow you up or bug you i just want to tell you i'm running this for a
00:23:32while
00:23:33wanted to introduce myself brief yeah i know i know i'm buddy i'm everybody's buddy
00:23:42we're having some people over today if we make noise some rap music or something just tell me
00:23:46we got tons of food gonna have some slubs cool awesome
00:23:50hi the mclaren's taking up both spots and ud's pulling up from nobu i'll take care of it honey
00:23:55get off your feet you gotta lay down how many cigarettes did dr crane say i could smoke while
00:23:59pregnant again oh he said zero oh hey i know you you dated my grandma
00:24:05yeah that's reef nice to meet you cleave
00:24:12fucking shit dude having my first kid well congrats i'm like a kid having a kid
00:24:19but i'm under 60. that's what they call a malibu teen dad
00:24:24huh you got kids uh no oh yeah i read that
00:24:30fuck you're lucky dude just get to party 24 7 i gotta deal with this shit
00:24:37anyway all love homie have a good one i always do and i will do
00:24:46man's search for meaning it's like the most lit holocaust book my therapist gave me this one
00:24:52after my parents divorce and like in a way the divorce was my family's personal holocaust you know
00:24:58like the mistress was hitler my mom was like jesse jackson that black guy that won that medal
00:25:04because he ran really fast jesse owens jesse owens and i was like and frank you know because i was
00:25:11like hiding from my shame this book taught me like not to hide anymore and i don't think you
00:25:16should either so i'm giving this to you it will be good for you excuse me oh yeah i'm gonna
00:25:22give
00:25:22you some privacy ira what's happening fuck bubby i'm so glad i caught you holy what is it did you
00:25:28see a pair of sunglasses after i left your house i'm like fucked up looking for them they're chanel
00:25:32ira are you fucking kidding me no no i know i never splurge like that ira you scared the
00:25:36shit out of me i thought something had leaked or something fucked it happened with the video
00:25:40oh shit did something happen i'm asking you are you fucking serious okay i'm fucking with you
00:25:45but for real though shit is not going well i got nothing on my side you got to keep apologizing
00:25:50to
00:25:50people all right okay bubby sorry if i sound distracted i'm getting an iv trip right now
00:25:54i'm also doing couples therapy and playing chess i'll call you back when i hear something
00:26:02so do you like want me to pretend that i don't know what's going on to like make things easier
00:26:08for you or
00:26:10or what let me think on it let me think on it i may just want to pretend things are
00:26:14not insane with
00:26:15one person in my life sure hey what extortion
00:26:22thanks sammy it's been so long mom
00:26:28it has
00:26:32i have a lot to uh
00:26:36apologize to you for
00:26:40for starters i was often very rude about you participating in this kind of entertainment
00:26:50i'm sorry for that
00:26:56fuck sorry can we try that one more time on the label wasn't cheated towards camera and that was
00:27:02such a great fucking emotional moment i'm so fucking touched genuinely i just have to be sure it's usable
00:27:08because my content partners need it sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so mommy can get her beak wet
00:27:14my son may be a star but i'm a whole damn planet
00:27:21this is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons i can't even begin to tell you
00:27:27didn't you come here to apologize to me yeah and you'd only receive the apology if we did it on
00:27:33the
00:27:33show which makes my skin crawl that you're even on in the first place okay we'll get to that in
00:27:38one
00:27:38second you pretentious little but for starters you showed up didn't you you're a little truffle
00:27:45sniffing fame piggy just like mommy i wanted to please you i became famous to please you i supported
00:27:52your career day in and day out for nine years of my life i wanted a parent not a business
00:27:59collaborator
00:28:00when you were a little kid you begged me every day to be on tv begged me i'm talking tantrums
00:28:07days-long tantrums fits making scenes screaming carrying on i didn't know what to do i was 25 and
00:28:16you were six so i moved us across the country away from your father my husband away from my parents
00:28:24my support system into a shitty little month to month in the valley so i could take you to auditions
00:28:31every day you were my focus your father left us not just you he left me too i sacrificed my
00:28:41marriage
00:28:43who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25 reef but then something amazing happened
00:28:52your fucking dreams came true and i went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere
00:28:58to suddenly my son singing and dancing on the tonight show you became a big famous actor
00:29:06you got everything you ever wanted
00:29:12i was a kid
00:29:16kids don't know what they want kids want to be astronauts yeah and some of them actually do become
00:29:25astronauts the ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers mom i felt used and exploited
00:29:32you stopped seeing me when i got on this show
00:29:37you stopped talking to me your fucking mother
00:29:52you're right
00:29:57i'm sorry
00:30:01that's not okay
00:30:08can we take that from after you're right but before sorry that's not okay i want to get a
00:30:13different reaction on my side jesus christ you see what you even take a moment like that and make it
00:30:23for
00:30:23the show you make it for show i was actually feeling in that moment i didn't say anything about your
00:30:30take
00:30:32i bought it your delivery was very strong i just wanted one where i cry and one where i don't
00:30:38on my
00:30:38side so the editor will have options what even is an apology reef is it for you is it for
00:30:46me
00:30:48isn't an apology just to show also this was such a fucked idea you are such a scorched unit not
00:30:57everything is one thing reef yes i want to be great on the show but i mean everything that was
00:31:03in this
00:31:03conversation just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real just because it's
00:31:09performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth why can't it be both oh you and i see things
00:31:16so fucking differently reef i've accepted that i hope you can too one day
00:31:24i'm not trying to change you so don't try and change me
00:31:36kyle your abstinence dog is out here do you want me to let him in or do you a favor
00:31:42put it down so
00:31:43someone will date you just put it under the window over there guys thanks i should not be
00:31:48lifting this couch right now i have been so nauseous today oh babe maybe you're pregnant is that unhoused
00:31:56gentleman outside of general nutrition that you've been romantically intertwined with not been using
00:32:00contraception babe yeah i'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are because you're old yeah that's
00:32:09the meaning of that bit okay just making sure you understood the math of it oh you know i i
00:32:13got it
00:32:14thanks and reef like i know you can't handle any of the housewife stuff but like your mom is so
00:32:20fucking major and iconic like what was she wearing i need details babe lay off the mom's stuff okay even
00:32:26though we're all dying to know what she was wearing no it's okay but it's not her it's not her
00:32:37okay
00:32:55hello be in my office one hour i got the fucking dream team assembled for you baby one hour be
00:33:01here
00:33:06oh dear beloved we're gathered here today because i have assembled the greatest group ever to
00:33:10protect our boy reef hawk and bathe him in the waters of our combined genius nothing prince whatever reef
00:33:21i would now like to introduce you to your new crisis team or as i call them the rover reef
00:33:27unit
00:33:30didn't land okay tough room i'll start with one of the greatest to ever do it
00:33:35one of the world's most renowned lawyers the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been
00:33:43violated illegal reaches wide and long and my man you know she doesn't mind not
00:33:50i write ladies and gentlemen virginia allen i've been green
00:33:58reef it's nice to meet you don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men not if i hire
00:34:05her first i'm not i didn't like oh i know oh we know bobby we know i wouldn't have accepted
00:34:11this if
00:34:11i thought this was a me too type of thing what if it is it's not we know i know
00:34:19she knows i know we know
00:34:21i of course know but if it is you're gonna want virginia here bobby speaking of i would now like
00:34:29to
00:34:29introduce you to the third in our three tenors of naughtiness ladies and gentlemen the sultan of
00:34:37social justice the rabbi of race relations
00:34:44he's bringing sexy back to the civil rights movement he's been preaching to the same street and
00:34:52boys is so tired the reverend leandris carter shut the up oh you're still sorry about last time we
00:35:02worked together yeah because you completely ruined the entire thing and embarrassed the
00:35:05out of me and my client here we go again did you follow the jesse smollett thing uh the two
00:35:10racist
00:35:10guys who beat up the black actor and ended up being set up by him leon and i came up
00:35:14with that at
00:35:15lunch one day it's a killer idea we pitched it around town and jesse was the most passionate about
00:35:19the project sometimes these things are reverse engineered where the idea comes before the talent
00:35:23you know like when a movie studio has a franchise but they don't have a star attached then tell them
00:35:27what happened to ira who's such a hypocrite leon you're one of my best friends i love you more than
00:35:30life itself but you're a hypocrite you're always on me about hiring more black people so i hired two
00:35:35black guys to beat up jesse this is me growing with elegance and all of a sudden i'm the asshole
00:35:41you
00:35:41hired two black guys to play white supremacists to commit a hate crime against a black guy you stupid
00:35:46motherfucker it's impossible to keep up hire black guys don't hire black guys make up your mind i
00:35:50shouldn't have to explain this one you're acting like i didn't even post a black square a couple
00:35:55years ago you saw that i storied it it wasn't on my permanent grid but i storied the black square
00:36:01i obviously know who you are and i'm a fan reverend but why is he on our team oh i
00:36:09pray to god you didn't
00:36:10say the word on that video what no i would never oh we know we know i know he knows
00:36:18we know of course
00:36:19we know we know brother but if you did i will smack the livid shit out of you and then
00:36:27we're gonna hold
00:36:29hands and walk through the fire together my brother i'm not a racist reef while we totally believe you
00:36:37aren't racist we do know for a fact you have done racist things which is very common except in your
00:36:44position is incredibly dangerous i'm eunice kim i'm a lawyer and activist i'm here because i famously
00:36:50started the hashtag stop imitating asian people i did by the way we noticed thank you for doing no thank
00:36:56you do you recall a scene from a jesus i hate to call it a film a thing you were
00:37:03in called titty school
00:37:05six let's get tit-tarded in here an 80s low-budget teen comedy ira buried when you got famous
00:37:12we think someone may have found it do you recall a scene from this film in which your character
00:37:17israel boner shark scene is tasked with breaking into the girl's sorority to steal their bras and
00:37:22panties and in order to pull off this caper you as your character dress up as a geisha to sneak
00:37:28into
00:37:29the sorority we think someone may be framing this scene in a modern context to use it to cancel you
00:37:34for
00:37:34being racist against asian people it was a scene in a stupid movie it wasn't me it was a character
00:37:40in a movie doesn't matter hey wait where's motion from the anti-semitism committee we ran the numbers
00:37:45it turns out that hating jews doesn't negatively affect a person's career in fact it could even help
00:37:53that sounds like a freako acid trip so you go through every hypothetical
00:37:57fucked up thing you may have ever done in your entire life yeah if we broke down my text in
00:38:01my dry
00:38:01cleaner on tuesday i'd never work again i mean it felt like fire against my skin the whole entire
00:38:07time i hate that you're being put through this i i just hate it when you're sad you know i
00:38:12was thinking
00:38:12about when you got clean how you never did aa or any other program like that because you were just
00:38:18like
00:38:19so worried that people were gonna recognize you and out that you had a problem and how that would
00:38:23you know affect your image of course but a big part of all that is doing the steps right apologizing
00:38:31to
00:38:31the people you hurt maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way of making sure that you
00:38:37apologize to the people that were hurt by your addiction you know i'm sure there's a lot of people
00:38:44that would appreciate an apology from you right sander yeah sure
00:39:02you're right
00:39:07fuck this is hard
00:39:12i need to apologize
00:39:20to savannah
00:39:27yeah
00:39:29i'm gonna try and get back before it's dinner but thank you thanks
00:39:38what the actual fuck dude i don't even know what i said it was like
00:39:44why did i
00:39:47now it's stupid
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00:41:25always showing off for everybody center of attention
00:41:57but i
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00:42:36you're not a good person
00:42:45i wasted years of my life on you
00:42:48with
00:42:49with you
00:42:50and
00:42:51about you
00:42:51because it's always about you
00:42:53let me guess
00:42:58xander and kyle haven't been this
00:43:01honest
00:43:02with you
00:43:03about your behavior in these conversations
00:43:06they never had a problem lying to you
00:43:08or
00:43:09for you
00:43:11yeah you don't stick around long with this kind of realness
00:43:14do you
00:43:20but i'm not around anymore
00:43:24thank god
00:43:28because after the last thing
00:43:34the last thing that happened
00:43:40it took finally allowing
00:43:42a good and devoted man to love me to realize that
00:43:47i'm not just a distraction to run to and
00:43:51toy with when you're
00:43:56when you're depressed or
00:43:59lonely or between movies or
00:44:04literally bored
00:44:06only to discard when something amazing would happen
00:44:11no
00:44:11no you're not
00:44:13correct
00:44:25i used to think that telling you all this would make me happy
00:44:32it doesn't
00:44:36my family makes me happy
00:44:40my my children make me happy
00:45:03ira
00:45:04i need you to come straight back to my office i got us a call with the guy he's ready
00:45:07to negotiate same seats
00:45:09shit i gotta run adam driver bought a pet champ and it ripped some lady's face off at the mall
00:45:13they're cute when you buy them but then it's like
00:45:15wait ira
00:45:45i
00:45:46Fuck you. What do you got?
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia and Leandres and the crew are all in there with you.
00:45:52Hello, all.
00:45:53Nope. Wrong again.
00:45:54Okay, Ira.
00:45:56Hey, by the way, I want to say, Reef, if you're there too,
00:45:59which I'm pretty positive that you are,
00:46:02I should legally disclose that I'm your neighbor
00:46:04who's been renting a house next to you for the past few months.
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:11Legally disclose.
00:46:12Since when you were a stickler for the law?
00:46:14All right, well, you know, not legally, but like homie to homie.
00:46:17I thought I should tell you that it felt fucked up not to.
00:46:20All right, so what do we got here?
00:46:22Okay, as you know, I can't reveal much,
00:46:25but I have procured a video from a person who wishes to sell it to the highest bidding media outlet.
00:46:30I would like to offer Reef the opportunity to buy it first.
00:46:33How fucking generous of you.
00:46:36All I can tell you about the video is this.
00:46:47He comes.
00:46:54The price is 15 million. The deadline is Tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:46:59Peace.
00:47:03He comes.
00:47:12Oh, God.
00:47:15He comes.
00:47:16He comes.
00:47:19He comes.
00:47:23He comes.
00:47:27he cums.
00:47:31I accept that.
00:47:33I do, I accept it.
00:47:38But who says cums is bad, right?
00:47:42I'm in sex positive.
00:47:44Cums makes babies.
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors.
00:47:48Doctors heal us when we're ailing.
00:47:49Technically he's right.
00:47:50You know who's made out of cums?
00:47:52She is.
00:47:53I'm not made out of cums.
00:47:55Absolutely are.
00:47:56Even Reeve Hawke.
00:47:57Traumatic pause.
00:47:59Latin A Idol.
00:48:00Handprints in the Grauman Chinese sidewalk.
00:48:04100% completely cums-based.
00:48:06I believe in the profundity of this argument.
00:48:11This young lady here, cums.
00:48:15That felt wrong even as I was saying it.
00:48:17But I urge you to hear me when I say this.
00:48:21None of us in this room would be here without cums.
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:29Applause.
00:48:31If you want.
00:48:33If you want.
00:48:34If you want.
00:48:39No!
00:48:40Whoa, whoa, Bubby.
00:48:40You don't understand, Ira.
00:48:42You don't understand.
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:45Hey, you're okay.
00:48:46I've never filmed myself.
00:48:47I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:48:49I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:52Why is this happening to me?
00:49:02What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:09No, before that.
00:49:12I've been so fucking careful.
00:49:15Before that.
00:49:17I've never filmed myself.
00:49:19And I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:49:28What?
00:49:30What?
00:49:32What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed without your consent.
00:49:40It was non-consensual.
00:49:43Virginia, do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to.
00:49:46Reef, have you ever heard of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No.
00:49:52When you were growing up, you wanted to be an actor.
00:49:54You wanted to be a gifted artist.
00:49:56And that, in turn, would bring you riches and fame.
00:49:59You were part of the recognition for talent generation.
00:50:02But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something.
00:50:05I do all that work.
00:50:06It's exhausting.
00:50:07And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding.
00:50:10So, here come the Kardashians.
00:50:13The Big Bang happened.
00:50:15The tension culture.
00:50:17And it is huge.
00:50:20Now you don't have to do anything special to be famous.
00:50:22You just have to be.
00:50:23You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention.
00:50:27Any kind of noise.
00:50:28Any kind of attention.
00:50:30And this brings us to the birth of social media.
00:50:33Now anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button.
00:50:36That sweet, sweet nectar of attention.
00:50:39And then, it was ignited.
00:50:42The spark.
00:50:45Victimhood.
00:50:46The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim.
00:50:53Victim capitalism.
00:50:54The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim.
00:50:57And you, Reef Huck, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, straight movie star who is, indeed, a victim.
00:51:08You're a fucking unicorn.
00:51:09This is going to be the biggest year of your whole career.
00:51:11I mean, you're going to be a bigger star than ever.
00:51:13You know what we have to do, right?
00:51:14We got one move.
00:51:16Live interview.
00:51:18That's right.
00:51:18Live interview cuts him off at the knees.
00:51:21Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it makes you the victim and gives us all
00:51:25the leverage.
00:51:28God, where are they?
00:51:30Come on, we're going to be fucking late.
00:51:34Everything okay?
00:51:35Yeah, yeah.
00:51:37I'm just running a little late.
00:51:38It's one day a week I've got to be out by a certain time.
00:51:48Hey, I know that was a lot.
00:51:51Stay with it tonight.
00:51:54Digest it.
00:52:02Ira, you have a really weird job.
00:52:08It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble.
00:52:23Bubba, you ever think about why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble you got
00:52:31in for as long as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho when they're young.
00:52:37I hit myself at number one.
00:52:42But for everybody else in the world, all these people, they can't act like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life hit me like a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, Ira.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries, I like babies.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Traffic, come on.
00:53:16You crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is, my boy.
00:53:20Dad.
00:53:20What, are you too old to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face.
00:53:25I still see you as this little, fat, little, chunky, little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no, I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen to Britney Spears' audio book.
00:53:36And let me just say, she lived a very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She's hanging at your mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Mm-hmm.
00:53:44Hey, you know who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk?
00:53:47That's right.
00:53:49OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted you guys to meet each other, but, uh, Reef is always very busy.
00:53:56So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend.
00:54:00Not right now.
00:54:02Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same boat.
00:54:04That's why I tell him he's got to keep his options open.
00:54:06Yeah, Dad said, got to keep my options open because I'm a handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:14Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other.
00:54:16Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us.
00:54:17Shut up, Dad.
00:54:19What do I always say?
00:54:20Keep your options open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign anything.
00:54:24Check the Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:30I'll check in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later, Reef.
00:54:36Nice to meet you, man.
00:54:36Don't do alcohol and say no to crack, Reef.
00:54:40Hey, I told you not to tell anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car, guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:45Let's go.
00:55:15Reef Hawk.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20I think I read a couple years ago your dad hung himself, right?
00:55:24It's so funny.
00:55:25I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan, and the main character is a rock star whose mom is on
00:55:29a reality show, and the dad hangs himself.
00:55:33I mean, it's a rock star.
00:55:34It's not a movie star, but it's crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something.
00:55:45You can breeze right through it.
00:55:56Can I just say what we're all thinking?
00:56:00A live tell-all interview while pretending to be a victim seems like the actual complete opposite of what you
00:56:08should do.
00:56:08What's the alternative?
00:56:10Give everything up I've worked for my entire life?
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of.
00:56:15I can't just throw it away.
00:56:23Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii.
00:56:26Open the smoothie stand or something.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31There we go.
00:56:32I'll open a smoothie stand.
00:56:35What a brilliant idea.
00:56:37You just seem a little off lately, so...
00:56:40Look, I just want to make sure that you're...
00:56:42Make sure I'm what?
00:56:45Are you implying that there's something important I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reef, dude, she's just asking you...
00:56:51I know what she's asking.
00:56:53I don't know why it's such a big deal.
00:56:55It's a big fucking deal.
00:56:56Because questioning that is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five years.
00:57:03Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be.
00:57:08So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question.
00:57:13It's calling me a fraud.
00:57:15So what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:21Don't fucking curse at me ever.
00:57:26Don't ever talk to me like that.
00:57:30Ever.
00:57:31You are under immense pressure and anxiety.
00:57:35So I am asking you, as somebody who loves you,
00:57:39are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again.
00:57:47How fucking dare you?
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:51I ask you because I am someone who loves you at times more than you are capable of loving yourself.
00:57:59I ask because I would rather you throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum
00:58:04and not be my friend for a month
00:58:06than to walk in on you overdosed again,
00:58:10thinking that you were fucking dead.
00:58:13Which you don't even remember, but was like the worst moment of my life.
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56-year-old man who might be back on hard drugs.
00:58:27So when I ask you, it's not because it's fun for me.
00:58:34My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel.
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii and opening a smoothie stand,
00:58:50that might be in the realm of possibility for you.
00:58:54But honestly, Kyle...
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:56I don't have the patience or the fucking energy
00:58:59to fake being able to relate to your shitty little life today.
00:59:04I live in an existence you literally have no way of understanding.
00:59:12Oh, fuck.
00:59:13You're right.
00:59:15I have no idea.
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview
00:59:20and I hope you get more famous
00:59:22and more rich
00:59:24and more attention
00:59:27as it seems to historically serve you super well.
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life.
00:59:33My shitty little life.
00:59:35You know why?
00:59:36I get to be whoever I want to be
00:59:39all the time.
00:59:41I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef,
00:59:45more than a bunch of people on the Internet.
00:59:50And the next time you do a performative apology tour,
00:59:53throw your two best friends on the list,
00:59:54you sad fucking junkie.
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:17I ordered food
01:00:19and I already paid for it on the app.
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions so fucking much.
01:00:43Um...
01:00:48When we were in high school,
01:00:50every other word out of everyone's mouth was faggot,
01:00:52including mine.
01:00:54And one time you slept over in 10th grade
01:00:57and you asked me point blank if I was gay.
01:00:59And I denied it for hours
01:01:01and we got into this big screaming fight
01:01:03and you said to me,
01:01:09you said you wouldn't not be my friend if I was gay.
01:01:13You would only not be my friend if I was not myself.
01:01:18Because that would be too hard to watch.
01:01:27When you act gross like this,
01:01:29I choose to remember that person.
01:01:31I'm just kidding.
01:01:39I don't know.
01:03:42Hi.
01:03:43Great to see you, Tira.
01:03:46It's great to see you, too.
01:03:48Thank you for doing this, by the way.
01:03:51I mean, I've been thinking about you a lot lately
01:03:55and how much our lives have paralleled
01:04:00and the things we've been through.
01:04:02It's a very, very unique experience.
01:04:07Like, when we were kids,
01:04:11like, why did we do this?
01:04:14And who did we do it for?
01:04:18One minute to live air.
01:04:20You know, it's funny.
01:04:25I didn't like you.
01:04:27Is that funny?
01:04:29You were always so smug, you know?
01:04:32But then when Virginia called me
01:04:34and told me what really is going on
01:04:38and what you are surviving as a victim,
01:04:42I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it
01:04:46and share everything and share it with the world,
01:04:50I mean, you're a hero.
01:04:52And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15I'm going to leave.
01:05:17What?
01:05:19I'm going to leave now.
01:05:2030 seconds to live air.
01:05:22Wait, no, no, no.
01:05:22You can't, you can't, you can't.
01:05:23No, no, no.
01:05:24We can talk about other things.
01:05:26I mean, we need to talk about the thing.
01:05:28I just don't want to do this.
01:05:30But you're here.
01:05:31Why would you do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry.
01:05:33Did I say something?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35But you cannot do this.
01:05:36We're about to go to live TV
01:05:38in how many seconds?
01:05:40Ten seconds to live air.
01:05:41What the fuck are you doing, Reeve?
01:05:44God fucking damn it.
01:05:45You fucked me.
01:05:46I will fuck you so hard.
01:05:49I'll fucking go outland on all you motherfuckers.
01:05:53Bobby, hey, it fucking worked.
01:05:54Ira, I'm leaving.
01:05:56No, you don't understand.
01:05:58It worked.
01:05:59What worked?
01:06:00I didn't do the interview.
01:06:01Yeah, no shit.
01:06:02You didn't have to.
01:06:03And I knew that even threatening a live interview
01:06:05would force it on hand, and it fucking did.
01:06:07It's just some random nobody who found the video
01:06:09on his ex-girlfriend's computer.
01:06:10They caved.
01:06:11I got him from 15 mil down to 35K.
01:06:1635K, and this is all behind you
01:06:18for the rest of your life.
01:06:25Hello?
01:06:31I don't know.
01:06:36What the fuck do you mean, I don't know?
01:06:38I just wanted all this to go away.
01:06:44And now that it's right here, in front of me,
01:06:52it's just so fucking wrong.
01:07:09Bobby, it's 35K.
01:07:11It's a fucking forerunner.
01:07:17You pay it.
01:07:21It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:53It's the cosmic tax.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:28Is this so crazy?
01:08:30Yeah, I guess.
01:08:32I mean, you're Reeve Hawk.
01:08:34And you're talking to me like, what?
01:08:37Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:38You're a huge movie star, dude.
01:08:40Like, shouldn't you be at a big party or something?
01:08:43Um, I mean, I've been shooting in Albuquerque for like six months, living in this hotel room.
01:08:50Um, I guess I'm a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have like a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:08No.
01:09:11No, I don't.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:16Why not?
01:09:20Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh, I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh, I always chose something else
01:09:42that I thought was bigger or more important.
01:09:55That's really sad.
01:10:06Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:09Sure.
01:10:10You want to see my tits?
01:10:14Okay.
01:10:15Oh.
01:10:16Oh.
01:10:28Oh.
01:10:31Oh.
01:10:32Oh.
01:10:33Oh.
01:10:34Oh.
01:10:35Oh.
01:10:37Oh.
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay, great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, no, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:12:19I'm just broke.
01:12:20Down the street I used to wander.
01:12:24Yeah, I shook my hand.
01:12:27There aren't words for what you mean to me.
01:12:34And the shame I feel for what I put you through.
01:12:49You're my whole life.
01:12:54Yeah.
01:12:58But it's not about me.
01:13:11I'm sorry.
01:13:16I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:25Hey.
01:13:28I'm sorry.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I love you, girl.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:39Thank you, Reef.
01:13:49The day I walk down the street I used to wander.
01:13:53Yeah, I scratched my head and lit my cigarette.
01:14:00Well, there was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:14:05Hey.
01:14:07How lucky can't one man get.
01:14:12Hello.
01:14:13Hello.
01:14:14Hey.
01:14:14Hi.
01:14:16Who's this?
01:14:17It's Reef.
01:14:19Reef?
01:14:21Reef?
01:14:22What can I do for you, Reef?
01:14:25I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day?
01:14:32Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day?
01:14:36How are the events of my day?
01:14:37What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is.
01:14:41Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:44The fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reef?
01:14:47What's your angle?
01:14:48Red.
01:14:49I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:53Like, how you are.
01:14:55Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:04I mean, what I'm doing, I'm just hanging out.
01:15:07That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:13Yeah, I mean, isn't, you know, nothing crazy?
01:15:15Same old?
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:18Yeah, same.
01:15:21Not a whole lot here today either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice.
01:15:26That's nice.
01:15:27Today I walked
01:15:29Down the street I used to wander
01:15:31Yeah, I shook my hand
01:15:34And made myself a bed
01:15:37That there was all these things
01:15:40That I don't think I remember
01:15:43Yeah, lucky
01:15:45I can't one man care
01:15:48Yeah, lucky
01:15:51I can't one man care
01:15:54Hey, how lucky
01:15:58Can one man get
01:16:02Yeah, lucky
01:16:04Yeah, she's done
01:16:31Yeah, she's done
01:16:31My dad
01:16:32Because we need to
01:16:36girl girl girl we got this we got this who are you the second most interesting bitch in this room
01:16:41trust oh three two one good evening and welcome to the primetime special edition of the drew
01:16:51barrymore show we begin tonight with a gentleman i do not know hi xander alexander huge fan and
01:16:59you soon will be of mine as well so much of your show is about your guests coming on here
01:17:04and
01:17:04unloading on your tits and i just want you to know that today i'm here to take that load for
01:17:10you
01:17:10well let's get the tissues out and do this right now yes first of all i don't know if you
01:17:17know
01:17:18anything about my past but you know et changed my life i actually always thought it was et you know
01:17:24like french never seen it before saw the poster know how relevant it is know how important it is
01:17:30from what i understand it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old jewish guy
01:17:34and taking him for a ride on a bicycle little ball guy you just put a blanket on him and
01:17:38take him for
01:17:39a ride on a bicycle again i haven't seen it i've only seen call me by your name in the
01:17:44notebook
01:17:48i don't know how i did that now i wonder where it's gone must have spent the way i went
01:17:58waiting for the dawn
01:18:01shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:16shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:29the clocks and spoons empty rooms it's raining out tonight
01:19:00so
01:19:09so
01:19:10so
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
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