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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:36money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:50oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:09on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:19younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:34please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:38oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:44feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:53migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:58faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:06topple
00:04:07mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:12don't go too far
00:04:25my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:31on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:04:52don't
00:04:52know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:58general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:05:04condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:28oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:56i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:03methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:14the goddess of healing
00:06:18wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage
00:06:31amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her
00:06:39before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i
00:06:45go bankrupt
00:06:45i will find her james come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54i'll get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:12i'll save your son
00:07:15who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be
00:07:20ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:07:35dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:43lysander armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:07:55from all your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:03oh you're not going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:10i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:22some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:30disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no fail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:10only here to
00:09:11repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you
00:09:19have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if
00:09:28he's a hero to
00:09:28you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:35this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:48marrying
00:09:49a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her
00:09:54even if
00:09:55she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from the lowest
00:10:01ranks were bigger for such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:34the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely
00:10:39trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's
00:10:44medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:50he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied
00:11:03every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never
00:11:09heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:25what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a
00:11:33sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
00:11:37this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors
00:11:44who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:52she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and
00:12:01again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you
00:12:07have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:14peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for
00:12:20you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:27if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to me
00:12:35us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh so
00:12:43she
00:12:43went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:49diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh my god
00:12:58if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:11you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet if you can't heal him break your hands and then you can't pretend to have
00:13:26healing hands anymore these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that
00:13:35desperate to get rid of your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them
00:13:41there's too many lives at stake don't worry i got this
00:13:49it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:01lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:14son i'll give you everything
00:14:24i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly
00:14:37113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad
00:14:44that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness
00:14:51secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral
00:14:56character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i
00:15:13promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh yeah hey you want to see real pain
00:15:19where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:39left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:41left you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:59lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
00:16:05medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:12antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
00:16:38can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice
00:16:45this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked
00:16:51for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say
00:16:57you
00:16:57want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my
00:17:02way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:11general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:23alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:30all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:35so
00:18:06so
00:18:13so
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40Armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what
00:18:48I would do if I was that poor and then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of
00:18:52the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we
00:18:59have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you shitting
00:19:09me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:15she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're
00:19:20right
00:19:20that's it I'm shutting down this clown show right now James let's go yes sir oh my I told you
00:19:36I'll
00:19:36to stay out this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son I'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft I know what this
00:20:11is this is the dark witch I've heard of her she uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of
00:20:19young
00:20:19handsome men and then she eats them alive oh I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son James
00:20:25get the SWAT team yes sir you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me I just want
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the SWAT team is here captain Morales my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating
00:21:20witch I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door rest assured general Armstrong we'll
00:21:26break down that door and bury that bitch alive right who the fuck are you and why the hell are
00:21:45we
00:21:45gonna make it good you're awake I'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are you a fucking
00:21:55spy talk I swear to God I'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:06I will never
00:22:07oh really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:25look I don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:29a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts science okay just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:41you distracted me with your friend and I'm a professional
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:55we're almost there aim
00:22:59get him boys get him
00:23:03fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:21those
00:23:22the missiles
00:23:23how is this possible
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:45How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:11No, no.
00:24:13Absolutely not.
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:17How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:19The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:56No, don't worry, General.
00:25:58Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me.
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:47Oh my God.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:54Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:58This is taking way too long.
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:03The big guns.
00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:13Oh my God.
00:27:13Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim.
00:27:18Oh, shit.
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:39Shoot her dead now.
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:47She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:03You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it.
00:28:09No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22He's a cure.
00:28:29His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:52And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son.
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait, wait.
00:29:14No, no.
00:29:15There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:20queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:23The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:35And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:47Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words.
00:29:55And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:29:59And you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:10I'm already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:29Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:32But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:49He's back.
00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:05I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:31but this is godly.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:37Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52No.
00:31:53We're not brides.
00:31:54I know she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:31:59Oh, my God.
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:13and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not,
00:32:20homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:26She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:30I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:41so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:44filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:32:57one with some serious fuck-you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark
00:33:04like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend,
00:33:20Marissa.
00:33:22In fact,
00:33:23the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:28Now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring
00:33:33and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:37For three years
00:33:38while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me
00:33:40with my best friend
00:33:41and now you're trying
00:33:43to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:47We were together for three years
00:33:48and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been
00:33:51with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me
00:34:00if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:34:04I see you're fulfilling
00:34:05your highest aspirations
00:34:06of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa
00:34:16is so much better than you.
00:34:17Now, she grew up
00:34:19even poorer than you
00:34:21and now
00:34:21she's the CEO
00:34:23of an entire
00:34:24corporation.
00:34:26Dude!
00:34:27Oh!
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me
00:34:38for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth
00:34:44one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract
00:34:46I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact,
00:34:57Marissa,
00:34:58you and your dimwit brother
00:35:00only have everything you have
00:35:02all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two
00:35:13are the ungrateful,
00:35:15cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter
00:35:17supported you
00:35:19and your entire family
00:35:20for three years
00:35:21while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know
00:35:32what you're doing
00:35:32out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about,
00:35:35Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:41Ow!
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:44your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house
00:35:46on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street
00:35:48for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught
00:35:52with a piss-poor nobody
00:35:53like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street cred
00:35:57I got out of keep.
00:35:58You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for
00:35:59is dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak,
00:36:02cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening
00:36:10my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular,
00:36:14everyday people live
00:36:15so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course,
00:36:18those without substance
00:36:19underneath would never
00:36:20understand that.
00:36:22What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means
00:36:24the new girlfriend
00:36:24you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers
00:36:34and we can each get on
00:36:35with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding,
00:36:49I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good
00:36:53by me of breaking things
00:36:54off before two-timing me
00:36:55with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good
00:36:58by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my
00:37:00John Hancock
00:37:01at your wedding
00:37:02as a charity
00:37:04to you.
00:37:05Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel
00:37:11so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie,
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you
00:37:25if you show
00:37:25even so much as a hair
00:37:27at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma,
00:37:29I have to confess
00:37:30something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed
00:37:33a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you
00:37:39the richest person
00:37:40on the planet.
00:37:42It's because of
00:37:42the healing hands
00:37:43I inherited from
00:37:44Asseplius,
00:37:45the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several
00:37:48world leaders
00:37:49with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:52to give Marissa
00:37:52the presidential contract
00:37:53and become
00:37:55the goddess healer.
00:37:56It makes me angrier
00:37:57hearing her name
00:37:58knowing how she
00:37:59betrayed you.
00:38:00But please,
00:38:01Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it must
00:38:03have broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing
00:38:06your worth
00:38:07and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay
00:38:10the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to
00:38:12believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost
00:38:15Mom and Dad
00:38:15because we didn't
00:38:16have the money
00:38:17for their medical pills,
00:38:19I vowed that
00:38:20I would do everything
00:38:20I can to serve
00:38:21those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm
00:38:24taking everything
00:38:25back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it
00:38:26back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had
00:38:28an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain
00:38:30you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually
00:38:34deserves you.
00:38:35You will see
00:38:36tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:42Stop.
00:38:45You said Trixie's
00:38:46crashing at my wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us
00:38:48too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably
00:38:51trying to extort you
00:38:52now that she knows
00:38:52you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody steps
00:38:55on Snake,
00:38:57Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come
00:39:00and embarrass herself.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02You mean
00:39:05we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman
00:39:11stick the 19th century
00:39:13tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up
00:39:15higher on my pedestal
00:39:16and the whole world
00:39:16sees her in her
00:39:17homeless mess
00:39:18against my
00:39:19presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party
00:39:22into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir, the homeless woman
00:39:40who saved you,
00:39:40Miss Trixie,
00:39:41this is the file
00:39:42of her ex,
00:39:43Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment
00:39:44in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing
00:39:49for him and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been deployed
00:39:51overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him
00:39:53for years
00:39:54and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:57she's planning to bring it down
00:39:58on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:02I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that
00:40:04virtuous woman
00:40:05and her incredible power
00:40:06that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:09Will you join me
00:40:09in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives
00:40:12to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:30welcome everyone
00:40:31to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special day
00:40:34for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married,
00:40:36but in just one hour,
00:40:37my company will be receiving
00:40:38the presidential contract
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company
00:40:42to go public.
00:40:47congratulations on the contract
00:40:48once again,
00:40:49Mrs.
00:40:50Wakeham Stowe.
00:40:51Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:53Oh, and please,
00:40:53don't be so uptight,
00:40:54Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary
00:40:57of the entire
00:40:57U.S. Health Department,
00:40:59but this is a partay
00:41:00after all.
00:41:01I see some of the
00:41:02most important people
00:41:03in the nation
00:41:04have also arrived
00:41:05to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president
00:41:09will also be arriving soon
00:41:11to give you
00:41:11the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa
00:41:15is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure
00:41:20the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start
00:41:29until I say it does.
00:41:51You two really are
00:41:53a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save
00:41:55your guests from
00:41:56this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:58I don't recognize it
00:41:59from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our
00:42:02entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:05Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:11You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here
00:42:13to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being this poor.
00:42:18Me, bum a meal.
00:42:20Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I
00:42:21who bankrolled you two
00:42:22for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence
00:42:24do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me
00:42:26and then go look at yourself
00:42:27in the mirror.
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president
00:42:32will be here any second
00:42:33now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing
00:42:35but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like
00:42:39so obsessed with me.
00:42:40She's like...
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties
00:42:45with his ex,
00:42:45but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate
00:42:48that she'd still show up
00:42:49to my wedding
00:42:50to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what
00:42:52poor, sad girls do.
00:42:54They beg for scraps
00:42:55from us,
00:42:57the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel
00:43:01all high and mighty now,
00:43:02but don't bite the hand
00:43:03that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you the contract.
00:43:12You giving me the contract?
00:43:15You have no skills,
00:43:16no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:18so how could you
00:43:19possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22to give me
00:43:23a billion dollar contract?
00:43:25We both share
00:43:26humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:27And I saw potential in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you
00:43:30as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:33that greed
00:43:33has poisoned you.
00:43:35Don't be all sore now
00:43:36just because I stole your man.
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:41They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:42for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:45You were
00:43:45too embarrassing for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:50I can say that now
00:43:51that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:53Bravo.
00:43:54Self-admission
00:43:55of a gold digger.
00:43:56Quick,
00:43:56somebody put that
00:43:57on a memoir.
00:43:58Sasa,
00:43:58she's embarrassing me
00:43:59in front of everyone.
00:44:00You should make yourself.
00:44:01Don't listen to her,
00:44:02everyone.
00:44:03She's a gold-digging,
00:44:04blood-sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have
00:44:06to lift a finger
00:44:07and you're already
00:44:08embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of everyone
00:44:09for me, butch.
00:44:12You may look
00:44:12and sound like a man,
00:44:14but you're nothing
00:44:15but a pathetic coward.
00:44:16Okay, enough!
00:44:17You know what I always
00:44:18couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies
00:44:24to make you and girls
00:44:25feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man
00:44:27will choose you
00:44:28over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:30Because I've got
00:44:30the material goods
00:44:31and you're just
00:44:33all empty talk.
00:44:34You're not here
00:44:34to request to be chosen
00:44:35because I'm the one
00:44:37who's doing the choosing.
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god.
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar
00:44:55contract or something?
00:44:58The one that's supposed
00:44:59to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not.
00:45:03I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:10It's the lease
00:45:11to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have
00:45:19the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:22I asked her to sign over
00:45:23the lease and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little
00:45:26peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:33You want to, I don't know,
00:45:35beg for a little treat
00:45:36while you're at it?
00:45:39Oh!
00:45:47You misunderstand me.
00:45:49I'm here to take back
00:45:50everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:53Oh!
00:45:59Bro!
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because
00:46:03she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05she can pretend to be
00:46:05a deep pocket
00:46:06and invest in baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had
00:46:08that kind of money
00:46:09to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop
00:46:11in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:15You've gone delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:18so you can just show up
00:46:19to a fancy party
00:46:20and some Prince Charming
00:46:21will scoop you
00:46:21into money forever?
00:46:23Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:25Lock the doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave
00:46:27until we're through with her.
00:46:32This is where your dreams
00:46:33will die, bitch.
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:39She's being cornered
00:46:40by her ex and his mistress
00:46:41at the Wickham wedding
00:46:41right now.
00:46:42Butch Tanner.
00:46:43Well, he's going to wish
00:46:44he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns
00:46:52scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people
00:46:55for much worse.
00:46:57Including your head
00:46:57of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:02You mean the legendary
00:47:03war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma
00:47:05for years after he saved
00:47:06the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:08You're an unskilled,
00:47:10unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly
00:47:13have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone
00:47:16like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:18No one here
00:47:18is going to believe you.
00:47:19If you really cured
00:47:20the incurable general,
00:47:22then Sasa
00:47:22is the fucking
00:47:23Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:39reloading beggar.
00:47:43She won't leave me
00:47:44and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich
00:47:46as fuck now.
00:47:47I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:49Sasa, she has
00:47:50a billion-dollar
00:47:52biomedical contract
00:47:53with the military.
00:47:55Approved by the first
00:47:56female president
00:47:57of the United States
00:47:58herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:01She's just trying
00:48:02to leech off you
00:48:03like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:05Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:07No free meals
00:48:07for the poor.
00:48:09Do you see this,
00:48:10Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society.
00:48:13So you're either
00:48:14born on a silver spoon
00:48:15or you're as accomplished
00:48:16as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do
00:48:18some serious
00:48:19dick-sucking here,
00:48:21maybe someone
00:48:22will drop a couple
00:48:22bucks in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have
00:48:27everything one
00:48:28can dream of.
00:48:29But I valued
00:48:29our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:31which is why I came here
00:48:32to give you a second chance
00:48:33to see if you'd
00:48:34apologize and admit
00:48:35to your backstabbing.
00:48:36But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low,
00:48:39it disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more
00:48:42disgusting than you
00:48:43standing on street corners
00:48:44like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows
00:48:46if you've already
00:48:47started offering
00:48:48sexual services?
00:48:51Well then,
00:48:52why don't you
00:48:53get on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother
00:48:55will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:58an embarrassment
00:48:59like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider
00:49:03making me my
00:49:04personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you
00:49:17hit my brother?
00:49:18I'm never letting
00:49:19you leave here alive.
00:49:20It's awesome.
00:49:22There's something
00:49:40I don't need to be the goddess
00:49:46of anything to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:49I've saved before
00:49:50could crush you
00:49:51before you even touch me.
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:55You wish General Lysander
00:49:56scooped you off your feet,
00:49:57but you weren't good enough
00:49:58for me.
00:49:59You're definitely
00:50:00not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party,
00:50:04so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:09On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:12Two!
00:50:12Two!
00:50:22Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:27Run!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:33on my future wife.
00:50:55I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No, I'm fine.
00:51:01But, um,
00:51:02when did I become
00:51:03your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me,
00:51:07Trixie, remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:11ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:15I saved you because
00:51:16you're a good man,
00:51:17not because I want you
00:51:18to owe me any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one
00:51:27who cheated on me,
00:51:28Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys,
00:51:29a lovey dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:32She waited for you
00:51:33for three years.
00:51:34This is the kind of woman
00:51:35of virtue that a man
00:51:36would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who,
00:51:45in a hundred foot pole,
00:51:47would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy
00:51:49Bob was willing
00:51:50to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look man,
00:52:01I know Trixie is like,
00:52:02I don't know,
00:52:03like a seven
00:52:04now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:06but don't waste your manhood
00:52:07on a whiny,
00:52:08worthless woman like that.
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:15A real man
00:52:17never talks about a woman
00:52:18in that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:25Mmm.
00:52:30We don't need to fight fire
00:52:31with fire to deal
00:52:32with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious,
00:52:35Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off
00:52:39with it because she's so kind,
00:52:41so you're going to do me
00:52:41the favor of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me,
00:52:45you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank
00:52:49of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll,
00:52:51I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know
00:52:53who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing
00:52:57this whole time
00:52:58if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part
00:53:08of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house
00:53:12to hire this actor
00:53:13so you can feel better
00:53:14about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:19looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28Seems like they don't know
00:53:29who you are
00:53:29since you've been out of action
00:53:30for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:32to play some of some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen.
00:53:47I know that you didn't ask
00:53:48for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that
00:53:51we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man
00:53:57to get close to a woman
00:53:58and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:06I have never met a woman
00:54:10like you.
00:54:11So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:13and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know
00:54:15that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts
00:54:20or a really,
00:54:22really good actor.
00:54:23Mm-hmm.
00:54:24Oscar worthy.
00:54:25Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know
00:54:34that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million,
00:54:41previously owned
00:54:42by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45second guess.
00:54:48This contains
00:54:49all the rights
00:54:50to my entire fortune,
00:54:52which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune
00:54:55from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Why, Sander?
00:55:03I really don't care
00:55:04for any of us.
00:55:05Look, I, I, I know.
00:55:07I know that you are
00:55:08the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:12my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:17well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh my god.
00:55:36You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you,
00:55:43it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore,
00:55:49will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say
00:55:54no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:19Ha ha!
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple
00:56:23here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:27how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:30No man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing
00:56:34sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's
00:56:37homeless or not.
00:56:38But I'm making this woman
00:56:39my wife.
00:56:40Which means that she will
00:56:41be treated as,
00:56:42and cherished as,
00:56:43the most precious woman
00:56:44on Earth.
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize
00:56:51that my brother
00:56:52is the most powerful
00:56:53man on Earth.
00:56:54This is General
00:56:56Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if,
00:57:05like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08would propose
00:57:09to a homeless prostitute
00:57:10like Trixie.
00:57:11Yes,
00:57:11the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically controlled
00:57:13the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong
00:57:16would sooner marry
00:57:16the Princess of England
00:57:17than someone
00:57:18from the lowest rank
00:57:19of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:23actors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:24enjoy your last breath.
00:57:26Come on,
00:57:26Lysander,
00:57:26what are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them
00:57:27what we can do
00:57:28and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch
00:57:30of piss poor people
00:57:31do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with
00:57:33your poor people
00:57:34bad luck?
00:57:35She wishes
00:57:36she could blame
00:57:37her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is,
00:57:39she's just a useless,
00:57:41lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:43She's utterly
00:57:44unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose
00:57:48of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:50if you don't
00:57:50prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them
00:57:52myself,
00:57:53but...
00:57:55I'll let you
00:57:56do all the
00:57:56heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead,
00:57:58Lysander.
00:58:05Yes,
00:58:06hello,
00:58:06this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please bankrupt
00:58:08Marissa Wickham
00:58:09for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh,
00:58:12I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend
00:58:16to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh,
00:58:24hello?
00:58:25Yes.
00:58:28What?
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:36Hey,
00:58:37hey,
00:58:37hey.
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was
00:58:45the call,
00:58:45Sassu?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just
00:58:48suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:49My company's dead!
00:58:50It evaporated!
00:58:52It's in thin air!
00:58:56That's impossible!
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho,
00:59:02you said you're
00:59:03the Secretary of Health,
00:59:04right?
00:59:04And you yourself
00:59:05said that the Armstrong
00:59:06family owns the entire
00:59:07global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be
00:59:09how they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means...
00:59:15You're really
00:59:16Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:18the richest
00:59:18and most powerful man
00:59:21country?
00:59:21Trixie's married,
00:59:23the famed war hero,
00:59:25the man every girl wants
00:59:26and every man wants to be.
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:32losing everything.
00:59:34There's got to be
00:59:35some trick to this.
00:59:36You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:38money from us.
00:59:47I know why you're
00:59:49all over Trixie,
00:59:50because you've been
00:59:51in the military for so
00:59:52long, you don't know
00:59:52what a real woman
00:59:53can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:57a good time.
01:00:00Do you have your hands
01:00:01for me?
01:00:02I'll have them
01:00:03removed for you.
01:00:08I would never be
01:00:09interested in a woman
01:00:10who's as vile
01:00:11and cruel
01:00:12and wicked
01:00:13as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater
01:00:15gets cheated on
01:00:16eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just
01:00:19trying to save the
01:00:20company.
01:00:21I don't blame her
01:00:22at all.
01:00:23Your double standards
01:00:24are incredible.
01:00:25Okay, you don't
01:00:25want me?
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty
01:00:28of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you
01:00:30a room full of
01:00:31pageant winners,
01:00:3218 years old,
01:00:33fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that so
01:00:42you wouldn't have
01:00:43to, Miss Trixine.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:47Marissa, not only
01:00:48have you backstabbed
01:00:49me, your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing my fiancé,
01:00:53but now you'd sell
01:00:54out other innocent
01:00:55girls just to get
01:00:56your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult
01:00:58to all good women
01:00:59out there.
01:00:59No, to all of
01:01:00humanity.
01:01:01So now, everything
01:01:02that I've ever given
01:01:03you to, I'm taking
01:01:05it all back.
01:01:08Wait, everyone,
01:01:10stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off
01:01:18the phone with
01:01:19the president
01:01:19and she said
01:01:20your contract
01:01:20is not getting
01:01:21canceled because
01:01:22it was assigned
01:01:23by the goddess
01:01:23healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't
01:01:26go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess
01:01:27healer?
01:01:28You mean the
01:01:29eccentric and highly
01:01:30elusive sage in
01:01:30the field of medicine
01:01:31approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's
01:01:35the highest
01:01:36honor anyone
01:01:36can have in
01:01:37the field of
01:01:37health and
01:01:38medicine.
01:01:38The goddess
01:01:39healer's motto
01:01:40is the right
01:01:41rewrites the
01:01:42wrong, the left
01:01:43leave the wrong
01:01:44bereft.
01:01:45That means she's
01:01:46rewarding me.
01:01:47The president
01:01:48would never let
01:01:49your company go
01:01:50bankrupt.
01:01:51In fact, she's
01:01:52on her way now.
01:01:55So you're
01:01:55telling me this
01:01:57dashingly handsome
01:01:58motherfucker over
01:01:58here isn't
01:02:00Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck
01:02:01cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess
01:02:04healer approves
01:02:05of my products,
01:02:06who cares about
01:02:07this washed up
01:02:07war hero?
01:02:08We can break his
01:02:09legs, break his
01:02:10arms, no one
01:02:10would even bat an
01:02:11eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:12explicit permission
01:02:13to call upon
01:02:14secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:21and identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh,
01:02:30Trixie.
01:02:31No, don't arrest
01:02:31her!
01:02:33Trixie's a good
01:02:34person.
01:02:35Please, officer,
01:02:36don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:02:39Mrs. Williams, what
01:02:40are you all doing
01:02:41here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard
01:02:42about the breakup
01:02:42between you and
01:02:43Butch.
01:02:44We were worried, so
01:02:45we came here to
01:02:46back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer, I
01:02:49can attest that
01:02:50Trixie Amoria is a
01:02:51good neighbor.
01:02:52She's very kind
01:02:53hearted and would
01:02:53never break the law.
01:02:55Yes, and one time
01:02:56when my daughter
01:02:57needed university
01:02:58tuition, Trixie gave
01:02:59her everything she
01:03:00had just to help
01:03:01her out.
01:03:02She also paid for
01:03:03my recent heart
01:03:04surgery as well.
01:03:05My fiance really
01:03:07is an incredible
01:03:07woman.
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09descended from
01:03:11heaven.
01:03:15You must be the
01:03:16criminal pretending
01:03:17to be General
01:03:17Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother is not
01:03:20a criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero
01:03:22who single-handedly
01:03:23saved this country
01:03:24from a terrorist
01:03:24attack.
01:03:25Without him, this
01:03:26whole country would
01:03:27have been bombed to
01:03:28ash.
01:03:28And that's why his
01:03:29choice to crime is
01:03:31stealing his identity.
01:03:32General Lysander
01:03:33Armstrong only fell
01:03:34into a coma because
01:03:35of the fight with
01:03:35the terrorists.
01:03:36And we've received
01:03:37no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet, so
01:03:38this must be an
01:03:39imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that
01:03:42this whole dilemma
01:03:43with my identity is
01:03:44causing you a lot
01:03:44of trouble.
01:03:45I promise I'll get
01:03:46it resolved and we
01:03:47can focus on taking
01:03:48down your scumbag
01:03:49ex.
01:03:51If you want to
01:03:52arrest me, fine.
01:03:54But don't fuck
01:03:55with my fiancée.
01:03:56You don't get to
01:03:56decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:01Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:23Let's go!
01:04:26Let's go!
01:04:32Let's go!
01:04:39Let's go!
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:05:14Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:25Legend is written all over you, Icender.
01:05:31Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:16Oh, damn it!
01:07:18Damn it, damn it.
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:45Wright rewrites the road.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No, please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory,
01:08:28I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch,
01:08:32not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:34but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit.
01:08:47I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:08:52You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:08:56Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:15but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just frosted again.
01:09:58Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening.
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:24If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:50You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:53Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP!
01:12:08We're leaving now!
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23Secretary Joe, remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:42She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:48No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:10and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against, do you know?
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed
01:14:59with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:05What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:11And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the
01:15:19most important allies to the president?
01:15:21He is the general.
01:15:24Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the president.
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:45This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:10You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:58Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:59There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:10Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:14Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:29Wait, that's the president.
01:17:42No, they, idiots!
01:17:50Oh, my gosh!
01:17:53I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:17:55That was...
01:17:56They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:12I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison.
01:18:22And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need.
01:18:28I'll save everyone.
01:18:43It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:49It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:53She...
01:18:53She...
01:18:54She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:57Don't worry, Madame President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:21Yeah, yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:14And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why? Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar closet.
01:20:59You wish, you idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:09I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:16And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25You're the one and only.
01:21:28And it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:42What?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the
01:22:16man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancée and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially
01:22:34cutting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:39Sit down.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold, and she's an amazing person, and you ruin that the moment
01:22:49that you betrayed her.
01:22:51She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this
01:22:55planet.
01:23:01I love you.
01:23:14All her gold, all her gold, all that could have been mine.
01:23:20This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:23Don't help me!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:23:29Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:32I want to be rich again!
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02I can't!
01:24:02You were rich!
01:24:03I'll see myself now!
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
01:24:50I do.
01:24:51You
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