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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Hot 2026]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Healer Goddess,
00:00:02hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvene.
00:00:50Praise!
00:00:51She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:54No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:05Thank you.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne
00:01:09when I can live amongst the common people
00:01:11and help those the most in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels!
00:01:27Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:33Aww, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:37I'll fix you right up.
00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvene.
00:01:52See?
00:01:53Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo!
00:01:59Let's go!
00:02:15Please.
00:02:16My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:29İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
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00:05:32abone olabiliyor.
00:05:34İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:05:35abone olabiliyor.
00:05:37İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:06:06abone olabiliyor.
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00:07:11abone olabiliyor.
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00:07:56veelliniz hiç ıla
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:08AND a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because
00:08:14giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:16wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled
00:08:20poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny ass beggar
00:08:24trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:26when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out,
00:08:39you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:47trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:49and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later
00:08:54if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56Alright.
00:08:57I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you.
00:09:00If you fail,
00:09:01I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:03mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:16I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No.
00:09:21Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well,
00:09:27if he's a hero to you,
00:09:30then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero
00:09:34who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also,
00:09:37he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:47would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:56you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:01were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay!
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything
00:10:43that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:52has a peanut allergy,
00:10:53and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of
00:11:10endo-cryo-
00:11:12what-what?
00:11:14Hm.
00:11:22It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:31is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum
00:11:36where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:11:42what is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:11:59one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:12And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry, I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her!
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There is a man's life at stake here.
00:15:05And you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:13Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:16:00But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:00If I got married.
00:18:29That's where you tie yourself with the
00:18:30Just bit random to be taken.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:08Oh really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay? It just means that my body-
00:22:37Oh shut up.
00:22:41You distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice. Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him boys, get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:22Those damascals.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:45How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:11No!
00:24:13Absolutely not!
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:17But how could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir!
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick.
00:24:36To pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:24:45To kill that antler rod bearing witch!
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:19The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:44It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:56No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:47Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:54Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:58This is taking way too long.
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:03The big guns.
00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap. Oh my god. Get back, son.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim!
00:27:18Oh shit.
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted. Shoot her dead now!
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down!
00:27:45Don't listen to her. She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:55You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:03You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it! No more stalling, General!
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22This is cured!
00:28:29His pulse is regular. In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again. He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong. Come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son. Thank you.
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait! Wait! No, no! There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:19medicine than the Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:23The goddess healer!
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:35And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:47Take care.
00:29:48No, wait!
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words.
00:29:55And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:29:59And you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but...
00:30:07I'm sorry, I...
00:30:10I'm already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:32But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancee.
00:30:49He's back.
00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close.
00:31:03Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:37Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52No, we're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her. I have to make her my life.
00:32:26She won my heart over, too.
00:32:28But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One wants some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amori.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:37For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:33:51with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent the boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:21And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got off-keep. You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular everyday people live, so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:22What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:05Fucking bitch! You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:21Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:24They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:42It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius.
00:37:45The god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:51That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract.
00:37:54And become the goddess healer.
00:37:56It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart.
00:38:05But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:38:19I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:33Who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:45You said Trixie's crushing my wedding.
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:38:59So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02You mean...
00:39:05We broadcast that video of me?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my
00:39:19presidential glow up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:41This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to Intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:40:00Then we should join her.
00:40:02Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:09Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her!
00:40:13Sir!
00:40:14And let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wickham Stowe.
00:40:51Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.
00:41:01I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:51You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:58I don't recognize her from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:05Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:42:49wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:54They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:12You giving me the contract?
00:43:15You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:18So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:24contract?
00:43:25We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:27And I saw potential in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:35Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:41They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:45You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:50I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:53Bravo.
00:43:54Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:56Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:58Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:00You should make her sup.
00:44:01Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold digging blood sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:12You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:16Okay, enough.
00:44:17You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:30Cuz I've got the material goods.
00:44:32And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:34I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:36Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god.
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not.
00:45:03I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:10It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:22I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:25Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:33You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:47You must understand me.
00:45:49I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:59Bro!
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress,
00:46:05she can pretend to be a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh, I-I know what this is.
00:46:14Ha!
00:46:15You've gone delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:20and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:23Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:25Lock the doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:32This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:39She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:42Butch Tanner.
00:46:43Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:57Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:08You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:12So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:18No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:19If you really cured the incurable General, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:47I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:49Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:55Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:01She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:05Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:07No free meals for the poor!
00:48:09Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society.
00:48:13So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:29But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:31Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:33To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:36But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:51Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:18I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:23Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:25After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:33Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here.
00:49:41Or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:45I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:48Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:55You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:59You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:09On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:12Two!
00:50:23Mmm, this wine is so delicious.
00:50:27Run!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No, I'm fine.
00:51:01But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:15I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys, a lovely dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:32She waited for you for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who, in a hundred foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look, man.
00:52:01I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven.
00:52:04Now that she's all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:15A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:30We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off with it because she's so kind.
00:52:41So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31I think we should try to pay some house some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen.
00:53:47I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:06I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million.
00:54:41Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second gift.
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:54:52Which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Why, Sander.
00:55:03I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:05No, look, I know.
00:55:07I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why my third gift is, um...
00:55:19Well...
00:55:30Clio!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh my god.
00:55:36You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes.
00:55:59I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:26Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:30No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not.
00:56:38But I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:40Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:24Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites.
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin bum.
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared!
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes!
00:58:28What?!
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:43Hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:49My company's dead!
00:58:50It evaporated!
00:58:52It's a thin air!
00:58:56Then that's impossible!
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means...
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:18The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:21Drake sees Mary the famed war hero.
00:59:25The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:33No, there's gotta be some trick to this.
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:39It's awesome.
00:59:40It's awesome.
00:59:41It's awesome.
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long,
00:59:52you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:02Or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:08I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her at all.
01:00:23Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:25Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3218 years old.
01:00:33Fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:47Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,
01:00:53but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting canceled because it
01:01:22was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong, the left.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt. In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:54So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:31No, don't arrest her!
01:02:33Trixie's a good person.
01:02:35Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:44We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:01out.
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:05My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:03:56You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:49Get him!
01:04:52Get him!
01:05:04Get him!
01:05:07Get him!
01:05:14Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:29Grandma.
01:05:31Meet my new fiance.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections.
01:06:10No power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:17Dammit!
01:07:17Dammit!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Right.
01:07:45Ray rides the road.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No, please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:46Bullshit!
01:08:47I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:08:52You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:07This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:49I really wanna die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:56Just frosted again.
01:09:58Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening-
01:10:12No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:14Hey!
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See?
01:10:33This must be an illusion!
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you, you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:53Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37Thought you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:24A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:31Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:48No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:01Oh, my God!
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:12pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time? I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:22You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie? It ain't
01:13:33working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but Goddess Healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:56No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against you now.
01:14:10Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:14:18apart!
01:14:35Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:14:45apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear
01:14:47her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:47Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:14:47apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear
01:14:47her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:47Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Te
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01:20:47I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:54Why are you attacking me Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar closet
01:20:59You wish, idiot
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:08I don't understand, I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:32Her
01:21:44Whaaaaat?
01:21:48Welcome, goddess
01:21:55Uh, we, uh...
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:13To help those in need
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means...
01:22:20The billion dollar contract
01:22:22It...
01:22:22It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24And she took it away just like that
01:22:27That was her golden ticket
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:31But after everything you've done
01:22:33We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:36No, please, I swear to you
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:45She's an amazing person
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:51She's gonna be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:01I love you
01:23:02I love you
01:23:14All her gold
01:23:16All her clothes
01:23:18All that could have been mine
01:23:20This is all your fault
01:23:22You seduced me
01:23:23Don't help me!
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me, you himbo
01:23:28Please, Trixie
01:23:30Give me another chance
01:23:32I wanna be rich again
01:23:34I'll be your slave
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:40But it's too late now
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:23:46You two should be locked up
01:23:48And she shall
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money
01:24:02I don't care
01:24:02You were rich
01:24:04I'll see myself out
01:24:06Rest assured goddess
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:19With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now
01:24:36Yes
01:24:37Well
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do
01:24:46I do
01:24:47I do
01:24:48You may kiss the bride
01:24:50Moose
01:24:51I do
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