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00:01This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up!
00:05Button?
00:13You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:34Hello!
00:35Welcome to Taskmaster, or as they call it in Wales.
00:39All right, boys, how's it going?
00:40Dear, it's called at the moment, isn't it?
00:42Ooh, I've had to wear my big court, fair play.
00:45It is called my dinner.
00:46Hey, do you know my brother?
00:48He looks like my brother, he doesn't.
00:51The competition is really hurtling towards a conclusion,
00:54so please welcome the warriors holding on for dear life.
00:58They are...
00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:02Jason Mantzuka
01:04Matthew Bainter
01:07Rosie Ramsey
01:09And Stevie Martin
01:14And next to me, a man who says that women
01:17should be like the landmark Shard Building in London.
01:20They should look attractive, remain silent
01:23and have a glass ceiling firmly in place.
01:26LAUGHTER
01:27LAUGHTER
01:30Don't shoot the messenger!
01:33Shoot...
01:33Little Alex Hall!
01:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:38Hello, Greg.
01:39Hello, mate.
01:39Hello.
01:40I've just got this madman before we start, I'm so sorry.
01:43Mm-hm.
01:43But today, for the viewers at home
01:45and people watching on the big screen in Trafalgar Square,
01:47here is your bingo code.
01:50So just scan that now.
01:51One of you could be a lucky winner.
01:54And, erm...
01:55Greg, if you wouldn't mind, we'll just do a quick selfie.
01:59Is that all right?
02:00It's just my...
02:00One of my mum's friends really fancies you, so...
02:03LAUGHTER
02:04One of your mum's friends?
02:08LAUGHTER
02:09Thank you to smile.
02:10Actually, it's a video, actually.
02:11It's for Jennifer, really.
02:13Just...
02:14Hello, Jennifer.
02:15Lovely, yeah.
02:16I understand you fancy me.
02:18LAUGHTER
02:18You'll strap yourself in.
02:20LAUGHTER
02:21Thanks, Greg.
02:22She'll love that, honestly.
02:23Right.
02:23Let's up the prize category, please, Alex.
02:26You sure can, Greg.
02:27This time you've asked them to bring in the best object
02:29that you've borrowed from a fairly close friend.
02:32Mmm.
02:32It's down to you to judge the best borrowed object
02:35and the winner of the whole episode will sort of own
02:37five things that actually belong to other people
02:39that are sort of friends of the cast.
02:40Done.
02:42Stevie, what have you borrowed?
02:43So, erm...
02:44I went to a wedding, erm,
02:47and it was one of my very close friends
02:48and she really liked Lord of the Rings,
02:50but her partner doesn't.
02:51And so, as a compromise, she put, like,
02:53a secret bit on her website
02:55and it said if you wanted to get dressed up
02:58as a Lord of the Rings character for the party bit,
03:00then you could.
03:01So, I borrowed loads of things,
03:03one of which was this sword, a foam sword.
03:05Here it is.
03:06Erm, four people in the entire wedding
03:08had just put some little cloaks on
03:10and I went as the Witch King of Angmar.
03:13Erm, Lord of Nazca.
03:15APPLAUSE
03:18Is that the bride, Destiny?
03:19That's the bride.
03:20I mean, I looked at that and I thought,
03:22God, you look different without make-up on.
03:24LAUGHTER
03:25And then I realised you were the Witch King of Angmar.
03:28LAUGHTER
03:28Well done.
03:30This might be your best thing so far.
03:32Yes!
03:33Three points.
03:35LAUGHTER
03:36I don't see it going past three, for sure.
03:40Matthew.
03:40Well, for me, it was a case of Jim Howick's two-man kayak.
03:46And here it is.
03:48LAUGHTER
03:48So, I remembered he had this and I thought that would be
03:52a pretty significant thing to have borrowed from a fairly close friend.
03:57So, I managed to persuade him that I needed to borrow it
04:02to let my kids go kayaking.
04:04Why didn't you just tell him you were borrowed it for this?
04:06Well, why did you have to tell this ridiculous lie?
04:09Is that an option?
04:11LAUGHTER
04:12That wouldn't be funny!
04:15How would that be funny?
04:18Fatia, can you beat a kayak?
04:20Yeah, I can.
04:20You know when you're struggling in life, yeah, and things are hard,
04:24and then everything, every part of your life starts to suffer.
04:27So, there was a point in my life where I was struggling,
04:30with Fae particularly, and then there was a girl that I was working
04:33with, and she gave me a prayer mat.
04:37And here it is, on Taskmaster.
04:39There it is.
04:39Aww. Nice.
04:40And every time I struggle in something, I always look at this
04:42and remember, like, the hope at the end of it.
04:45So, I'm grateful, and, yeah, that was it,
04:48and good luck making that funny.
04:51LAUGHTER
04:54There are not many people, I would argue,
04:57on television globally, in my position,
05:01who would have the sheer audacity
05:03to put a rubber sword above an Islamic prayer.
05:10LAUGHTER
05:12I've got to say, it feels like quite the test.
05:15LAUGHTER
05:16It's a really lovely story and a lovely object.
05:19Rosie!
05:21So, it's lovely, really lovely.
05:23And I'm so glad it brings you so much joy.
05:27Erm, I brought in, erm, a pelvic floor exerciser.
05:31LAUGHTER
05:33APPLAUSE
05:39Sorry, somebody wants that back.
05:43LAUGHTER
05:45You...borrowed it?
05:46LAUGHTER
05:47I did, yeah.
05:48Who did you borrow it from?
05:49My fairly close sister.
05:52You could have lied. She's being honest, which is good.
05:54I know, yeah, no, but I...
05:55We've got the same juice.
05:58LAUGHTER
06:02Everyone's got their hands on their face.
06:04Everyone.
06:05Like, I've washed it in that, obviously.
06:07Obviously.
06:08Shall we pop back to the prayer mat for a bit, or...?
06:11LAUGHTER
06:12One more, there's one more.
06:13Oh, God, this is awful.
06:15I dread to think what you've brought in.
06:17So, the best thing to borrow from a close friend, or a semi-close friend,
06:22Mm-hm.
06:22Is, for me, a prize that has previously been awarded five points
06:28in the prize task category.
06:31Let's see it.
06:32That's nice.
06:33He borrowed this from Fatia.
06:36You won, Carl!
06:37LAUGHTER
06:40This is the Taskmaster pop-up book that Matthew brought,
06:44and Fatia won, and I asked to look at it, and she said,
06:49Yeah, go ahead, borrow it, take it as long as you want.
06:51This was 45 minutes ago.
06:54LAUGHTER
06:56So, and you gave it five points last time,
06:58so give me them points, baby.
07:00LAUGHTER
07:01OK, that's everything.
07:02I don't know...
07:03No.
07:04..whether you should be borrowing...
07:07..a device for your vagina.
07:09LAUGHTER
07:11So...
07:12So, one point.
07:13One point to Rose.
07:14Two points to Matthew's thing.
07:16Two to the kayak.
07:16Got it.
07:17Kayaks are boring.
07:19Three points to Jason.
07:21How dare you!
07:22Stevie wouldn't be getting four points just for the sword
07:26if I hadn't seen that picture of her in that outfit...
07:28..next to a bride.
07:30And five points for Fatia,
07:31because, you know, of course,
07:33it was a genuinely touching story,
07:35and I'm thrilled that it's so important to you.
07:37LAUGHTER
07:37Five points to Fatia Oghori!
07:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:43Let's start the tasks popper!
07:45Yes, and we're going to see them doing their best to impress
07:48in the garden, first of all.
07:57MUSIC PLAYS
08:02Hello.
08:04Hi, Alex.
08:05Hi, Jason.
08:06Hello, Alex.
08:06Lovely to see you.
08:07Lovely to see you.
08:08We were just speaking inside.
08:09Hello.
08:10What's cooking, good-looking?
08:12Oh, really?
08:12LAUGHTER
08:13I went on a school trip bowling,
08:15and it went really badly.
08:19Knock over all ten Skittles in ten minutes.
08:23In America, Skittles are a candy.
08:25Ah, what are these?
08:27Bowling pins.
08:28The final Skittle should fall exactly when the whistle sounds.
08:32If any Skittle is left standing after ten minutes,
08:37you have failed.
08:39You must stay behind the rope at all times.
08:42Closest to ten minutes wins.
08:44Your time starts...
08:47Now.
08:48I mean, it's pointless asking.
08:49There's not a bowling ball that you've got there, is there?
08:51You could do whatever you want behind that rope.
08:54Um...
08:55LAUGHTER
09:00You alluded to a terrible bowling trip there.
09:03Yes.
09:04Do you want to talk about it?
09:05Not really.
09:05No.
09:07I get...
09:07I got bullied at school, and that's where it started.
09:11So...
09:11It's not...
09:13You ass!
09:13It's not funny!
09:14Put the prayer mat up.
09:18Come on, let's bounce.
09:19Let's bounce.
09:20OK, well, first up,
09:21and I hope they do really, really well at this one.
09:23It's Jason, Matt and Stevie's attempts.
09:27I'm going to smash this
09:28because I, um...
09:30went on a bowling trip with school
09:32and, uh, came last,
09:33and it was the pinnacle of the bullying experience,
09:38and I...
09:38No-one sat with me on the bus home.
09:40So sorry to trigger you.
09:41So I just need to clear them all but one for now.
09:45That won't do it.
09:54Pretty great, right?
09:55Pretty good.
09:55You want the last one going down in nine minutes' time.
10:02Three.
10:03Sorry about the pop.
10:06Not bad.
10:07OK.
10:13I care nothing for your cameras!
10:17Yes!
10:18Yeah, you've done one.
10:19Look out!
10:24Yes!
10:37No!
10:42I'm on at five.
10:45Ooh!
10:46Knocked out!
10:51Yes!
10:52What's the time?
10:5350 seconds.
10:55OK.
11:05You OK?
11:08I think I'm over the line.
11:1112 seconds left.
11:12Three Skittles still.
11:13They need to all go down.
11:14He passed me the brick.
11:19Yes!
11:20Four seconds.
11:20One brick!
11:29Five.
11:29My hands are shaking!
11:31No.
11:32Come on.
11:32What?
11:36I mean, that was...
11:39Hmm.
11:40I'm really sorry.
11:41I'm just a bit upset.
11:42I'm really sorry.
11:43I'm really sorry.
11:43I'm sorry.
11:44This is so stupid.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:45I'm sorry.
11:45I'm sorry.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:46It must have been an easier way, Matthew.
11:59Stupid!
12:00Jason?
12:02APPLAUSE
12:06What the hell is going on?
12:09It's not on real episode.
12:10is this rubbish rubbish rubbish all round what's next okay it was a shame well next up i'm just
12:21going to shut up and press play shall we yes fail the next task in the most heartbreakingly
12:37spectacular way i'm really sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry this is so stupid i'm sorry um tv
12:43if you succeed in the next task you will lose one point so the next task yeah are you going
12:50to succeed
12:52yeah how by feeling good
12:57so after this you're going to go out there turn left and do a task how long two seconds you
13:02need
13:02to fail that task if you succeed in the next task you will lose one point
13:11huh let's do it come on where are we going we're going out there
13:18hi jason hello alex lovely to see you lovely to see you we were just speaking inside
13:23what were we yeah just like mere moments ago well thank god so that means that was a fake fall
13:35you
13:35did a planned fall it was real let me be let me be clear i fell hard really good jason
13:44also chose
13:44violence for the 12th time in the series violence against myself and the cameraman when you threw a
13:51oh yeah i don't think of them as people okay well i'd love it if you were out of focus
14:00for the rest of the
14:00effort
14:04now i genuinely thought that was your actual attempt because you've been so close to some sort of
14:11collapse mentally because i thought yeah i mean he's nearly there now oh god thank god it was quite
14:18harrowing it's all right i felt very hot and sweaty and embarrassed watching the total light i got
14:24bullied but not that badly and not at bowling
14:30right so they all did well weren't they so far it's most heartbreakingly spectacular and they all
14:34came down right to the end so these two missed the final one at the last second and 20 seconds
14:39before
14:39the end jason fell okay break time power enough or power crap that's up to you my friends but whatever
14:46you
14:46do please don't do both at the same time that's a nice sofa there have been some unintentionally
15:08glorious failures on this show over the years and now they're trying their best to fail on purpose
15:14yeah boy this is some next level stuff wow isn't it the task they need to fail is to knock
15:21over 10
15:22skittles in 10 minutes if they succeed at the task they will lose one point now for the final two
15:27heartbreakingly spectacular contestants it's rosy and fattier
15:35what do i what do i use what would you normally use are you looking for anything in particular yeah
15:40i'm
15:40looking for some balls these aren't really that heavy
15:47oh yes come on are you ready i'm ready
15:56i'll get one i'll get one oh
16:02that's a good strategy right they've all got to go down i know i'm trying i'm trying
16:07in the next five minutes watch out everyone okay
16:12yes yes come on maybe if i'll throw it maybe hold on
16:22yes two left you don't knock them all down right
16:29oh
16:31the last one's gonna fall at exactly 10 minutes
16:36wow i'm coming okay you need to get them all down
16:44but you haven't knocked any down how do you feel terrible i'm the best thrower in my borough
16:51and now look yeah congratulations you've knocked over all 10 and there's just two and a half minutes left
17:10just um check the wording of the task fail the next task in the most oh heartbreakingly
17:16spectacular sorry i thought it was just
17:21and you didn't fail no i know i didn't really understand and he talked to her for ages about
17:26it and i just i nodded didn't i and i was like yeah and went i didn't have a clue
17:32so what does that mean rosie gets well it means it's mad that she's in second place in the series
17:36but
17:40she has to get minus one point that's it you have to go down a point in the series i'm
17:44sorry
17:44what oh don't understand that you have to lose a point so all we know is that rosie definitely
17:51gets minus one point because she succeeded in the task the rest all failed so it's up to you
17:55who was the most heartbreakingly spectacular patia do you think that was heartbreaking or spectacular
18:00i think it was bloody spectacular well i'm here to tell you it was neither of you
18:06you're so cruel but it just makes me want you more
18:11exactly my tactic my friend okay two to fatia okay uh matthews was generally quite heartbreaking
18:18because it was uh you know part of his ongoing breakdown right but i think we have to reward
18:24jason's incredible stunt at the end okay spectacular three to matthew four to jason i genuinely believed you
18:31a bullet oh i was but not that bad but not that bad so it's all cool five points
18:42hey what's the scores after two tasks rosie's got these a memorable scene
18:47like a scene in a film just a memorable scene that's all the information
18:56okay i'm just going to collect in those cards
19:04and that's for you oh that's the second part of the task okay okay here we go paint your memorable
19:12scene so that your teammate can guess your three words you must not give any clues about your own
19:19free word scene except by painting the scene you must not write any words fastest wins your time
19:27starts when the turntable turns turn the turntable
19:39what are you joking have we got to do it are you kidding me are you kidding me
19:49your nickname is not going to catch on yes it is it makes you both less memorable what what is
19:55it jv
19:56martzoukas jv martzoukas we should get a point for having a team name and team spirit and we've lost
20:01every team task so far you have been bad good good let's let's spin the canvases man will do i
20:11suppose we might as well start with a team of two jason and jay's user better known as jv martzoukas
20:19thank
20:19you yes turn the turntable okay oh oh i see okay
20:32don't guess yet
20:37rabbit that is one of the words okay oh dang okay i'm bad at this
20:45now it just looks like boobs it looks like boobs but it's not boobs i won't guess boobs yeah
20:49wait i guess guess guess based on oh sorry poison skull and crossbones pirate uh medicine um
20:59what woman yeah uh uh graveyard oh son of a
21:05like what's more can i possibly do than what i've done mountain's dead dead is right
21:13car yes you've got all of stevie great she's got none of yours none of mine oh what is it
21:18oh it's a
21:19lip it's a car it's a boat but but smiling lip smiling sad face oh love kissing kissing kiss
21:26kiss is correct okay right memorable scene with kissing boobs kissing it doesn't feel like you're doing
21:32anything turn them around and start again maybe yeah great that's a great idea i'm gonna do that
21:37okay so we're starting again right here it comes oh baby baby's kissing
21:44it would be memorable oh oh i had slap yes correct one to go we've got two words right now
21:54okay kiss slap
21:55look look um what is that glare wow yes yes yes yes please look glimpse um glance glance is right
22:08i've
22:08stopped the clock you went from flower to glimpse to glance i got glance from that that's incredible
22:17can i just say something before we did it when we wrote the words jason went just so you know
22:23when
22:23we're writing these words we're probably going to have to paint them and then he wrote glance
22:30this was a real low point for jv martzoukas because i felt i felt particularly bad for stevie
22:35because i am dog at every element of this what this is going to come as a surprise i'm willing
22:42to say
22:43i'm not good at art and this ladies and gentlemen marks the first time that jason has admitted that
22:50he's bad at anything unless it's boobs which i can draw when i'm trying to draw anything it comes out
22:56looking like boobs thank you for saluting me this might be your journey to becoming british you know
23:03a little bit of self-doubt oh daddy okay advert time in a troubled world what better moment to take
23:12the hand of that special person in your life and tell them that you love them
23:20do you want me to get the belt again i'm so sorry i thought you wanted me to no we'll
23:25see you in a
23:38minute here we are it's the start of the second half of the show there's a team task which needs
23:42closure so the task involves each contestant painting a memorable scene on their canvas which can be
23:47described in three words and they then have to guess what each other three words are from their
23:53paintings fattyo matthew and rosie are all in one team so this won't be straightforward oh for god's
24:00sake right that's yours then right this is mine oh sugar do you know what i like this yeah because
24:10i used to do art so i'm gonna smash this right up guess what the others are uh lightning no
24:18storm that
24:19is one of the words yours jaws not jaws it's three words captain phillips no no it's three words is
24:26it
24:26love love is one of the words correct are we guessing the film of the ocean no you're just getting
24:31the
24:31three words that you've eaten oh giraffe no is it drowning correct we're looking for six more words
24:45wow you've added details is it a sex scene romeo and julia is it from titanic is it weirdly the
24:53titanic was what was in my mind for this can i tell him definitely not no that would give it
24:57away
24:57could i quickly draw some things that you might guess the words well i think you should have done
25:01that a while ago oh french women french is correct oh yeah i can't give any clues can i no
25:10you can by
25:10painting life drawing posing figurative masturbating touching yourself are you giving me a clue duck
25:20no am i yeah seduction seductive yeah let's try it so your word mine is so easy where are they
25:28restaurant
25:30cafe cafe is right yeah oh is it um is it then there was the call miss the i'll have
25:36what she's harry and
25:37sally correct harry sally cafe storm love drowning and french yeah sexy sexy is correct okay now my last
25:49word how the how do you draw this what's the film titanic and what's the scene the scene where he
25:54paints
25:55her naked using using paint pencil crayons
26:01charcoal correct is it off the turntable i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i remember the bit where he drowns
26:09more
26:14well rosie i put it to you that's for the no no i didn't what's absolutely fascinating is even when
26:22you understood it you chose to depict the scene where kate winslet gets painted with the words sexy
26:29french charcoal she says draw me like one of those french girls yes right here we go oh sorry can
26:39you
26:39go off a bit sorry lizzie that's it go back a bit back a bit back a bit back a
26:43bit more that's it stop
26:45sorry not that go go back again okay yeah from there please good right here's the next task
27:05i came in with a bang jason
27:11lots of props
27:19the most authoritative delivery with the fewest mistakes wins oh your time starts when the auto queue
27:32starts have you used auto queue before no
27:40rosie i forget that you're a mother you've got two children right and every now and again you just
27:45get a brief insight into it and the way that you arrived at this task and assessed it it looked
27:50like
27:51a mum going into a kid's room and going look at the state of this bedroom can you just show
27:55the clip
27:55i know the bit it's this bit
28:05okay good who's first yes it's time to try out our first three young science presenters jason matt
28:11and rosie commence the auto queue oh hello folks my name is scientist doctor rosie slash ramsey
28:20dr jackson mickey my name is dr dark stuff and i'd like to welcome you all to science today today
28:33science today science today what's gonna happen and science all your life get buckled in science today
28:44hey here we go so what's on today's science today show we're going to do two scientific demonstrations
28:52and i guarantee they'll both blow your mind let me think which two experiments should we do today
29:01on science today okay we will do one one and three number one and number three oh yes
29:10so that means you'll see me do the bounce experiment this ball is so bouncy that every time you drop
29:22it
29:22and that's drop not throw it bounces up to a much higher place than where it started i know matt
29:28watch this
29:34failure this fantastical orb has a tiny track out inside which means it
29:38always returns to exactly where it was thrown from don't believe me you will soon
29:52ta-da let's move on to my second experiment
30:00did you know a rainbow changes the color of the whole sky i think that's right i can't remember
30:06i'm having trouble sleeping there was this time a few years ago when i actually was dropped from a
30:13very high height i hit hit someone in my car
30:25i think i think they were still okay but i was i panicked and i drove away
30:3210 years ago i was lost at sea anyway there's a way you can change the color of other things
30:42too
30:43and that way is called paint
30:53if you shut your eyes and really concentrate you can actually tell the color of paint by its smell
30:59take this tub here okay i'm gonna put the tub behind my back and open it without looking at it
31:05now i'm going to do a big sniff of the air in front of me
31:11that's definitely blue blue blue that's the one yellow oh i think that one's yellow
31:28it's yellow totally yellow
31:32but what happens if i mix these two together it'll make a brand new color that color is called
31:39blalo and that color is called james
31:47once they're mixed together i can use my thumb as a paintbrush
31:52it's like a brown color isn't it what's brown a piece of turd
31:56okay and hey presto i've made a blalo car
32:06boobs i've got to go now but not before i sing the theme tune again exactly the same
32:11as i sang it first time round oh let's dance together goodbye everyone science today science
32:17today dr rosie ramsey science science yesterday not science tomorrow science today i will kill you
32:34when i was a child growing up in the 1970s the bbc used to show really boring open university
32:41lecturers it was so tedious and awful for the vast majority of it that's what matthew reminded me of
32:49and then every now and then something weird just sneaked in here's science matt
32:56science today and science all your life
33:04i guess those broadcasts when you were a child were different over in the states much more
33:08aggressive yeah yeah get fucking buckled in i don't know how relevant i will kill you is
33:18listen you know what that's going to do bring them back for the next episode
33:23i mean the thing i thought about rosie was she's just a pretty good presenter
33:27well that was that was a task yeah okay let's stop for the last time and take a break come
33:33back
33:33when someone will win and then have to give back some borrowed prizes and there was me thinking this
33:39show couldn't get any more low rent we'll see you in a minute
33:55it's the last part of the show and the cast are auditioning to be children's tv science presenters
33:59yes they are because that's what the task told them to do and no one seems to question the premise
34:05now for our final two it is stevie and it is fatiga oh hello folks my name's
34:13dr darth lightfinger my name is
34:20and i'd like to welcome you all to science today today
34:26which two experiments shall we do today on science today
34:33i'm gonna pick one and four number one the bounce experiment boing boing boing boing
34:41a boingy boing this ball is so bouncy watch this good lord this fantastical orb has a tiny tracker
34:51inside and i'll also do number two the toothpaste experiment the balloon popping experiment nobody likes
35:04the sounds of balloons popping do they especially not me as everyone knows elephants have teeth that
35:10can grow to this big well you can easily stop a balloon from popping by filling it with liquid
35:18the best way to get toothpaste for your elephant is to manufacture it in your home here we go bro
35:28this is not gonna work
35:34first i just need to add this yeast to my warm water i'm stirring vigorously see i told you i
35:44could do it
35:45now this is crazy and i'll put all the glitter into the special elephant's toothpaste mixture bottle
35:52i'm also going to blow a balloon up now with the gas inside my body i'm not farting into a
35:58balloon are you mad
36:00i always make a horrible retching sound sorry about that
36:12the chemicals react when i put a sharp pin on the first balloon it won't make a noise at all
36:21it'll be
36:22absolutely silent oh my god is it gonna blow oh my god i can't do it
36:31i can't do it oh bro look at that davian ettenborough you can suck it look at that bro
36:38now now let's give him let's give him a little clean
36:44cover your ears it's bang time okay here we go oh my god
36:50there we go that was science today today goodbye everyone science science science
36:59science is a shit my hands are in sticky science
37:11dr darth leisvenger yes i just thought she was quite a good presenter okay until
37:18i just the noise you made when you were cleaning the elephant's tusks
37:22i didn't hear it well let's have a lesson here we go
37:30okay i get that yeah not yet yeah okay the scientist was called
37:35i couldn't do you know what as soon as i walked in i saw the balloons on the side i
37:42was like oh
37:42shit so i couldn't really think of anything i just wonder it yeah if you were a children's science
37:48presenter okay when you put the pin into the balloon that has a bit of water in it you fatia
37:54would genuinely amazed it worked it's a fair character and i just wonder if should she say
38:03david attenborough you could suck it in this country say david attenborough you should suck it
38:12look at that bruv well it's it's it's most authoritative delivery she was authoritative
38:19i think she was authority but also with fewest mistakes and arguably you ignored quite a bit of
38:25these i feel that rosie was uh the most accurate and authoritative followed by stevie and then matthew
38:33and fatia and jason to me yeah well we're all very engaging and very interesting but had moments
38:41of such madness that it didn't sit within the word authoritative so you won't like it but i'm going
38:49to give them all three points so it's three to fatia three to jason three to matthew four to stevie
38:54five to rosie ramsay there we go can we see the scores please yes well it is still hers to
39:01lose stevie's
39:01in the lead with 18 points now okay everybody please stay where you are for the final task of the
39:13show
39:21who's going to read the task i think fatty is going to read the task say whether the next person
39:27will have a higher or lower number of things than the previous person the category of things will
39:34change each time if you make two mistakes you are eliminated last player standing wins so we start
39:42with a picture of me so it's whether the next person has more or less things than me and greg
39:47will
39:47tell you what the category of things is ready does the person next in line have a higher or lower
39:54shoe
39:54size than alex reveal the person higher or lower shoe size than alex horn not many people have a
40:04higher shoe size than me in fact it's only greg it is rosie ramsay it is lower you are all
40:09right yes
40:11does the person next in line have a higher or lower wikipedia entry word count than rosie ramsay
40:20they've all gone all gone higher well i can tell you it is actually it's matthew baynton and it is
40:25higher
40:25it is higher
40:30sorry i've broken one of my paddles how and why did you do that i was using them to clap
40:36you even destroy stuff when you don't mean to you're welcome okay does the person next in line
40:43own a higher or lower number of trainers than matthew baynton okay we've got three lowers we've got
40:49two highers matthew how many pairs of trainers do you own five greg how many do you own 16 pairs
40:57higher was right we have lost a life here here and at the end all the females lose a life
41:03has the
41:04person next in line owned a higher or lower number of dogs life total please we've gone higher higher
41:11lower lower lower matt goes higher how many dogs have you owned greg two dogs oh how many dogs have
41:19you owned fatia zero because they stink if you've gone higher we have lost fatia al-ghori she gets one
41:30does the person next in line have a higher or lower number of nieces than fatia al-ghori
41:38she's got family well i have six nieces fatia 16. they're all correct they all stay in it's going
41:48to be a big wedding greg have you got the dollars does the next person in line have a lucky
41:56number
41:56that is higher or lower than alex horn yeah can i ask what the logic is i just think he's
42:04got a very
42:04obtuse annoying like like 103 or something exactly he's not going to just choose six like a normal
42:11person well let's find out jason you've gone higher and you are the next person what is your lucky
42:17number jason 11 perfectly normal my lucky number is 100 it's a trillion it's a trillion
42:30we've lost jason mantoukas he comes fourth has the person next in line visited a higher or lower
42:37number of countries this year than jason mantoukas americans don't usually leave america but he's a
42:42famous man yeah he is and here he is in britain well the next person it's interesting it's only
42:52greg davis jason how many countries have you visited this year i believe it's five
42:55is it higher or lower it's two actually it's lower we've lost rosie ramsey
43:03it's matthew versus stevie has the person next in line run a higher or lower distance ever in
43:10their life than greg davis you've ever run in one go 10k
43:15talking we don't think you should run anymore
43:19well this is the final one it could have the person next in line failed a higher or lower
43:24lower higher it's you matthew how many have you failed one how many have you failed none she's
43:30never taken a test we have a winner it's stevie martin
43:37stevie martin wins we'll add that to the final scores we'll see you back down there
43:47she's done very badly in almost every episode oh my gosh she's been rubbish
43:52but in this particular episode she has got a grand total of 23 points she's won the episode
43:58it's stevie martin
44:04stevie is today's winner please ball up to the stage to behold your boy melange
44:11well it's just two episodes to go but for now it's tonight's winner she's done it stevie martin
44:21so
44:46it's
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