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00:00:01Bolt, this experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:05What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:10Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:31They work!
00:00:33Well, well, if it isn't dorky, Denise, and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:42Ha, nope. No, that wasn't it.
00:00:45All right, here.
00:00:50Ah, got him again.
00:00:52It's too easy.
00:00:53Look, the pool's closed today, okay, so we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:56Tomorrow is swim team captain trials, and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:06All muscle, no brains.
00:01:08What'd you say, tulip?
00:01:09Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like a cat?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't touch that. It's a very delicate compound.
00:01:19Oh, it's so delicate.
00:01:20Here, Kenny, you should hand it over to me, guys.
00:01:22Can we seriously get your beautiful manly hand off of that?
00:01:24Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise.
00:01:26Now it's my lab!
00:01:27Fine, have it!
00:01:29No!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35No!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:38Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:49Oh my God, Denise!
00:01:51Denise!
00:01:52I told you, you can't get any of your nerd on me!
00:01:54Oh, you're so gonna regret this.
00:01:56Hey, relax, guys!
00:01:57Mercury's in retrograde, and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos.
00:02:01Fine.
00:02:02But I'm gonna remember this.
00:02:04Such a jerk!
00:02:05Oh!
00:02:05Such a jerk!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:07Bye, Denise!
00:02:09The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with
00:02:12her.
00:02:16Denise!
00:02:17She wishes.
00:02:18Denise, wait!
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera.
00:02:23No, wait a minute.
00:02:24My lab fun!
00:02:26Oh!
00:02:26Stop!
00:02:27Oh my God, Kenny, this is crazy!
00:02:30Oh my God, this is embarrassing.
00:02:32She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
00:02:36I was looking for you all day.
00:02:38You okay?
00:02:39I'm effing humiliated.
00:02:41No one likes me.
00:02:43That's not true, Denise.
00:02:44I like you.
00:02:44You don't get it.
00:02:45I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're handsome.
00:02:48You're cool.
00:02:48You've been at school for like six years.
00:02:50Everyone likes you.
00:02:51It's been seven years, but I'm cool as shit, but that's because I'm gay.
00:02:55That's why.
00:02:56I just wish I was someone else.
00:02:58Oh, Denise.
00:03:00Peace out, Denise.
00:03:05I can fix this.
00:03:07I can fix this.
00:03:18Fuck.
00:03:21Incoming!
00:03:27Paris!
00:03:28Lights out!
00:03:30Denise!
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true.
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:36I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:03:40A-Rabe!
00:03:42A-Rabe!
00:03:43Coloba!
00:03:44La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:03:47Billy!
00:03:58Oh, my God.
00:04:24Oh, my God.
00:04:27I'm a woman.
00:04:33No, no, no.
00:04:35It's what bodies were building.
00:05:07What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:09Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault.
00:05:13You need to change me back right now.
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things.
00:05:19Okay, what did you...
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandmas.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:25Cute?
00:05:26They're so tall.
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:29If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:32100%.
00:05:36Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:46Um, hold that thought.
00:05:49We need to talk.
00:05:50Like right now.
00:05:57Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:05:59He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic.
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:10Not God!
00:06:11Speak English, please!
00:06:12Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:18Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:19But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:21Oh, God.
00:06:26Oh, no.
00:06:28Oh, fire.
00:06:29Fire.
00:06:30Fire.
00:06:31Fire.
00:06:32Fire.
00:06:33We're going to fire.
00:06:33Go, go, go, go!
00:06:38Ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:40The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:43We're going to die in here.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45Stop being such a drama queen.
00:06:46It's literally just the problem.
00:06:47It's not.
00:06:48It's going to burn the whole school down.
00:06:50We're going to die in here.
00:06:51Oh, my God, no.
00:06:58Oh, no.
00:06:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:08This is unbelievable.
00:07:10Mr. Miller, Ms. Weiner, my office, now.
00:07:24Let's see.
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days.
00:07:39It's his fault.
00:07:40It's her fault.
00:07:40Excuse me?
00:07:42Nothing.
00:07:43Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're going to redecorate it.
00:07:48I hate the prom.
00:07:50And decorating's like girl stuff.
00:07:52Which I love to do because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay?
00:08:03I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:06And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:08I mean, Denise does.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two, and I really don't care.
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out
00:08:19of my school.
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:26Yes.
00:08:27Yes, Principal Rainmaker.
00:08:29Good.
00:08:30Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:41Shake hands!
00:08:43Now get out of my office!
00:08:46Now!
00:09:03You did this on purpose!
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool!
00:09:08Oh, well, if I had the power to do that, then I would use it for something better than
00:09:12you!
00:09:12You need to put us back together.
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right.
00:09:16We need glue.
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:23Okay.
00:09:24Um, yeah.
00:09:25No, not that type of glue.
00:09:26I'm talking about a quantum glue.
00:09:28A transference of matter that'll generate a...
00:09:30Stop speaking nerd-ernese.
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding
00:09:38chemical, and that could reset our energy fields.
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only.
00:09:44Don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one.
00:09:46I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay.
00:09:48No, I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:50But I totally do have a crush on you.
00:09:52I just can't let him find out.
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird.
00:09:59Come here, bro.
00:10:00I'm gonna approach.
00:10:02Okay, just don't touch it.
00:10:02I'm gonna go...
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:04Okay, nice.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:09Oh.
00:10:23Nope.
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage.
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited.
00:10:27And it's called a dick.
00:10:28I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs?
00:10:33How do you make it go down?
00:10:34I think of dead puppies.
00:10:36Or Miss Chadwick, the English teacher, naked.
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:39Ew.
00:10:41See?
00:10:42Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:45Swim trials are today, and promised tonight, and my girlfriend is counting on me to show
00:10:49up as me!
00:10:49Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at any of you?
00:10:52No, no, not me!
00:10:54Oh.
00:11:05You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:09I'm sorry.
00:11:10Can I...
00:11:11You look okay.
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:17Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I...
00:11:25I cannot be expelled.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:39Excuse me.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44Palm trees.
00:11:51Hey.
00:11:51What are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before I've even cut it out?
00:11:54Because it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57That wasn't clear.
00:11:58Well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:00Why are you offended by everything?
00:12:01I just want clear direction!
00:12:07Is that clear enough for you?
00:12:14Crystal.
00:12:15Oh.
00:12:44Oh, no!
00:12:46It's my favorite jersey.
00:12:47Take it off so we can walk in.
00:12:48Yeah, yeah.
00:12:50Yeah, yeah.
00:12:51Yeah, yeah.
00:12:52Yeah, yeah.
00:12:52Turn it up.
00:12:53Turn it up.
00:12:54Push it back.
00:12:55Push it back.
00:12:55Don't stand.
00:12:56Don't stand.
00:12:57Don't stand.
00:12:58Don't stand.
00:13:00Enough!
00:13:01Enough!
00:13:02No more games.
00:13:04We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Be careful.
00:13:11It's a little slip.
00:13:12Don't stand.
00:13:15Don't stand.
00:13:17Don't stand.
00:13:21I'm sorry.
00:13:34I'm sorry.
00:13:37stronger than a hug what's stronger than a hug i guess you want to kiss me if it'll change us
00:13:45back it's worth a try yeah i guess that theorem checks out okay so we'll kiss ready ready set
00:14:17it's not what you think you're cheating on me with denise the human tampon of hyzer high
00:14:27oh you take that back you're actually defending her we're done find a new problem date
00:14:37you got me dumped okay i mean it's just fix it
00:14:43ow where are you going get my life back well if principal raymaker finds out that we're not
00:14:48working together we're gonna be expelled
00:15:04honey wait don't touch me you nerd nightmare honey please this is a huge mistake
00:15:10why do you keep calling me honey get your paw off me and drop your head
00:15:14say i'm a whore for homework
00:15:18vixen please just hear me out
00:15:21vixen
00:15:23vixen stop
00:15:25stop
00:15:27stop
00:15:29you've done enough damage already
00:15:33wow how does it feel to be the nerd
00:15:38so you're not into denise
00:15:41get real vixen
00:15:43do you really think that i would cheat on you with her
00:15:46philly i know you used to love me
00:15:48oh i'll still go to film with you
00:15:50oh no
00:15:52what is my makeup smeared i know you hate it when i'm not perfect
00:16:01you know what billy you have bossed everyone around for years
00:16:08now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side
00:16:10you can't just leave me here we were ordered to work together
00:16:12yeah you had no problem leaving me
00:16:15yeah
00:16:17maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more
00:16:19let's go
00:16:23just just just walk
00:16:31okay
00:16:32billy it turns me on when you put other girls in their place
00:16:35oh wow that's cool
00:16:38um hey why don't we go to class
00:16:41shh
00:16:42not until i think
00:16:48i really don't think a thank you is necessary but okay
00:16:51ah here and you're gonna go right there
00:16:55um what's wrong with you billy don't be scared
00:16:57i just don't feel myself
00:17:00what's up or brother why is it not a
00:17:07oh i uh
00:17:08i what i i have to fly my kite
00:17:16what i'm gonna be back
00:17:18what is wrong with you
00:17:23why is he running like a girl
00:17:24move
00:17:26move sir
00:17:31oh my
00:17:32oh god
00:17:34excuse me sorry
00:17:36stupid button
00:17:37excuse me excuse me
00:17:38sorry
00:17:39i need your help please
00:17:41help with what beating up freshmen
00:17:43blowing so pre-pandemic billy
00:17:45no billy and i have to decorate for the prom or i'm gonna get expelled
00:17:47but you are billy
00:17:48no
00:17:50oh no no i'm denise i'm your best friend
00:17:53oh please
00:17:54are you serious
00:17:55billy and i
00:17:58we swapped bodies last night
00:18:02billy i was willing to listen to you
00:18:04but instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story
00:18:14i'm being
00:18:16okay vixen literally just tried to make out with me
00:18:18i've only been a guy for like two hours and i'm already a complainant
00:18:21holy slut
00:18:22of course vixen tried to make out with you
00:18:24she's your girlfriend remember
00:18:27but you're not listening to me okay
00:18:29i still can't believe i woke up with this
00:18:31thing between my legs
00:18:33oh in all seriousness though like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face
00:18:37because i cannot figure it out
00:18:38it's a little early to be talking about penile control with you okay
00:18:41okay look look look look
00:18:43maybe maybe
00:18:45if i just show you it like you can help me figure this thing out
00:18:47because i do not know how it works
00:18:48oh my god
00:18:53don't have any of the pudding
00:18:54it's it's bad
00:18:56so
00:18:57look at your game
00:18:58bull
00:18:59god
00:19:00sorry
00:19:03why would you hit me
00:19:04nice try but i'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade
00:19:10what
00:19:10i didn't know that billy bullied you
00:19:14stop pretending you're denise
00:19:17actually
00:19:19he's not pretending
00:19:20or
00:19:22she's not pretending
00:19:24and
00:19:25yes
00:19:26you're right
00:19:26i did bully you
00:19:28a lot actually
00:19:30and i'm sorry
00:19:30wait wait what
00:19:32it's all true
00:19:33we swapped bodies
00:19:34and this happened last night
00:19:36when i woke up
00:19:37i had these
00:19:39this is vision
00:19:40i mean oh my god
00:19:41like i knew i had sick powers
00:19:42but i didn't know i could do something like this
00:19:43this is so badass
00:19:44this is
00:19:45this is epic
00:19:46this is
00:19:47wait i did
00:19:47i did what
00:19:52oh my god buddy
00:19:53easy buddy
00:19:54just breathe
00:19:55just breathe
00:19:55just breathe
00:19:56oh my god
00:19:57baby has like low blood sugar or something
00:19:58should we get him a cookie
00:19:59juice
00:20:00no juice is better
00:20:01juice is better
00:20:01juice is better
00:20:02juice
00:20:03excuse me borrowing that
00:20:04oh my god
00:20:05i got your juice
00:20:06here you go
00:20:08here comes the juice
00:20:09open up
00:20:10open up
00:20:11there it is
00:20:11oh i think i took you
00:20:12i'm not a diabetic
00:20:13i'm just in shock
00:20:15you weirdos
00:20:16bolt
00:20:17what did you mean by
00:20:19oh no
00:20:19what did i do
00:20:21i maybe made a little wish
00:20:23upon a star
00:20:24and uh
00:20:25this amulet
00:20:31what kind of wish
00:20:35a wish that would help all denise's wishes come true
00:20:37if you don't unwish this wish right now
00:20:39i am going to rearrange your face
00:20:43we are serious bolt
00:20:45okay
00:20:46you're our only hope here
00:20:47i mean this is crazy
00:20:48i'm like
00:20:49the real harry potter just with abs
00:20:51magic isn't real
00:20:52how dare you
00:20:53science was actually mistaken for magic for like centuries
00:20:55so um
00:20:56yeah
00:20:56actually it is a possibility
00:20:58damn right it is
00:20:59you know what
00:21:00i can fix this
00:21:01i can fix this
00:21:02we just need ingredients
00:21:04he's serious isn't he
00:21:06you got a better idea
00:21:09let's go
00:21:11i'm gonna need a silver fork for focus
00:21:13here's my guess
00:21:14hot sauce for passion
00:21:16is he a hot dog
00:21:19oatmeal for balance
00:21:22and uh pancakes
00:21:23he needs to help me
00:21:24we need pancakes for protection
00:21:27all right hold on you two
00:21:28because i'm about to put you back where you truly belong
00:21:31hot doggis
00:21:33pancakeis
00:21:34ketchupis
00:21:34mustardis
00:21:35sugar we're going down down down
00:21:37by the power of carbs and chaos
00:21:39return these souls to their natural vessels
00:21:49it's working
00:21:51it's working
00:21:52i'm doing magic
00:21:53it's working
00:22:06this doesn't look like decorating to me
00:22:08you have 10 seconds to explain yourself
00:22:10or this will be your last thing at house of high
00:22:14principal raymaker
00:22:15it's a total misunderstanding
00:22:16boat
00:22:16i didn't know you'd be here
00:22:17well i am
00:22:19and i'm a sorcerer
00:22:20you see all the wind i created
00:22:21first off
00:22:22you don't lost your rabid ass mind
00:22:24get off my table
00:22:25and the ventilation system is being reinstalled
00:22:27that is the ac
00:22:29oh
00:22:31so i can't do magic
00:22:33principal raymaker
00:22:34um
00:22:34we
00:22:35actually
00:22:35were
00:22:36decorating for prom
00:22:37we
00:22:38we just expanded our team
00:22:40to include bolt
00:22:41for his uh
00:22:42his
00:22:43styling expertise of course
00:22:47delegation
00:22:47good
00:22:48keep it up
00:22:51or else
00:22:57so that spell you did was fake
00:22:59i swear i thought it was working
00:23:01i mean
00:23:01maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time
00:23:04okay
00:23:04bolt
00:23:05you have to switch us back
00:23:08uh-oh
00:23:11uh-oh
00:23:12what do you mean uh-oh
00:23:12i feel something weird
00:23:14down here
00:23:15oh no
00:23:17oh no
00:23:17billy
00:23:18i think
00:23:18i think i'm about to have my
00:23:21i'm about to have your technically mind
00:23:23but it's in your room
00:23:24i'm about to have
00:23:25oh my god
00:23:26no
00:23:28welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman
00:23:36okay relax
00:23:36relax relax
00:23:37relax
00:23:38it's not my time of the month so you probably just have to pee
00:23:41i haven't done that yet
00:23:42you haven't peed all day
00:23:44i wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there
00:23:46oh well that's kind of sweet
00:23:49um
00:23:50well there's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to
00:23:54um
00:23:54i would go
00:23:55and we'll meet up after class
00:23:57all this sitting down
00:23:59how do you girls do it
00:24:02i'd be sitting down sometimes
00:24:15well
00:24:15well
00:24:15wow
00:24:16look who it is
00:24:17a piece of shit coming in to take a shit
00:24:19it's great
00:24:20to bother you
00:24:22i just need to use the bathroom
00:24:26you're not going anywhere
00:24:29please let me go
00:24:30if you need to pee
00:24:31pee
00:24:32or is it that time of the month
00:24:34need a tampon
00:24:37maybe you need another one
00:24:41hey girls
00:24:43vixen
00:24:43i know you're nice
00:24:44i am nice
00:24:45to people i like
00:24:48trying to steal my boyfriend
00:24:55this will teach you to mess with my man you science for a psycho
00:25:01i think you need a few more
00:25:06we gotta get to class
00:25:07one sec
00:25:10and you won't walk out of here alive
00:25:27oh my
00:25:28jeez
00:25:29billy what are you doing
00:25:32oh my god what the hell happened to me
00:25:34my girlfriend just beat the crap out of me
00:25:36because she thought i was you
00:25:38trying to steal you
00:25:39from me
00:25:40for
00:25:41her
00:25:41for
00:25:42you
00:25:44what
00:25:45vixen actually bullied me
00:25:47obviously she always bullies me
00:25:49i'm sorry she always bullies you
00:25:50but please help me
00:25:51i couldn't go to class
00:25:52you skipped my math class
00:25:54you expect me to walk into class looking like this
00:25:56maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback
00:25:58if you don't help me
00:25:59and drop this attitude
00:26:01i'll drop this blouse
00:26:04what
00:26:05i'll go streaking across campus
00:26:06and then we'll see if the stripper of hyzer high gets into college
00:26:11you wouldn't
00:26:17one
00:26:18you're bluffing
00:26:20two
00:26:21billy
00:26:22think about this okay you don't actually want to do this billy
00:26:24three
00:26:24you don't
00:26:25oh my god no
00:26:26no no no stop
00:26:27stop stop stop stop
00:26:29okay you win
00:26:30okay i will help you let's just let's get you away from everybody and be back up
00:26:36thank you so much
00:26:39out of your mind billy
00:26:41look i didn't know how many of my friends could be until i was on the other side of it
00:26:48i'm sorry
00:26:51whatever let's just maybe go decorate for the prom i guess
00:26:54come on in condition
00:26:55come back
00:26:57stop acting like grades are all you got man
00:26:59grades are all that i've got
00:27:01you could be anything you want to be
00:27:03prom queen
00:27:04student council
00:27:05literally anything
00:27:08yeah sure
00:27:08maybe in an alternate dimension
00:27:10we are in an alternate dimension
00:27:12look you got brains and beauty
00:27:13something vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of
00:27:17yeah they're actually jealous of me
00:27:19yes i mean
00:27:21why have you been hiding this body god
00:27:24okay well it's not like i'm hiding something
00:27:27see this
00:27:29yes you have
00:27:31no
00:27:32come on feel it
00:27:33what oh my god no
00:27:34that kind of touching is totally inappropriate
00:27:36bro it's literally your body i'm trying to get you to appreciate
00:27:43okay
00:27:44i just
00:27:45i guess i've never
00:27:47like saw myself
00:27:48as sexy
00:27:51it's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks
00:27:53okay real beauty
00:27:55it's on the inside
00:27:57stop being such a prude
00:27:58and go with it
00:28:03okay
00:28:03okay i guess i am kind of fat
00:28:11you're gorgeous
00:28:12you're gorgeous
00:28:13looking this good
00:28:14isn't vanity
00:28:16it's power
00:28:18maybe i could show you how to use it
00:28:31excuse me
00:28:33what in the 50 shades of gray is going on here
00:28:36we're just doing an anatomy lesson
00:28:39yeah i was wondering where my kidneys were
00:28:41i think they're in here right
00:28:42yep right there
00:28:43perfect thanks for the lesson
00:28:44my spell really did work
00:28:46you two really
00:28:47are falling in love
00:28:48no we're not
00:28:49no we're not
00:28:50sure
00:28:52then why are you playing doctor on the football field
00:28:55and why is denise so
00:28:58busted
00:28:59my girlfriend just beat the shit out of me
00:29:02please tell me you have better clothes for me to change into
00:29:04did you check the lost and found
00:29:06there's some pretty good shit in there
00:29:09i can glam you two up later
00:29:11thanks cool
00:29:11oh and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day
00:29:15we have our driving test after school
00:29:17in the back parking lot during a study break
00:29:21oh good luck
00:29:23driving test
00:29:25i can't drive
00:29:31what
00:29:53that lost and found box really saved the day huh
00:29:55i look amazing don't i
00:29:59you have the categories called britney bitch
00:30:12this is a bad idea
00:30:13people drive cars every day
00:30:16get in
00:30:17it's not that difficult
00:30:19bull get in
00:30:20no no no no i'm not dying today
00:30:22bull come on
00:30:23i need you just in case he kills us
00:30:25yeah i took driver's ed with billy before
00:30:27and the uh instructor
00:30:29he's still in therapy
00:30:30get your pretty boy butt in the car
00:30:32and strap yourself in
00:30:38oh
00:30:47i can't take this
00:30:48billy billy billy
00:30:50get back here
00:30:54bull's right i suck
00:30:56if you're seriously sorry about all the bullying you've done over these years
00:30:59then you will do this for me
00:31:00i cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year
00:31:03everyone already thinks i'm a big enough nerd as it is
00:31:05god you're not a nerd
00:31:07you're actually kind of cool
00:31:10i am
00:31:11let's do your cream pies put the car in drive before i throw up
00:31:20so this is how i die today
00:31:21my dad's convertible was shit upholstery
00:31:23shut up
00:31:24not used to this car yet
00:31:43yep we're clear it's all clear
00:31:45okay
00:31:47move out gently
00:31:51okay
00:32:02my grandma drives faster than this
00:32:04and she's dead
00:32:14why did we stop
00:32:15the car was parking
00:32:16because we're in a parking lot
00:32:18okay do you see that
00:32:19that right there
00:32:20that spot
00:32:21yeah
00:32:22go parking
00:32:24parallel parking
00:32:25fuck no
00:32:26that's my weak spot man
00:32:28listen to him
00:32:32you've got this
00:32:33my faith in you
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:45stop
00:32:45oh my god
00:32:46billy stop
00:32:47stop
00:32:48stop
00:32:51okay
00:32:53i think that's enough driving lessons for today
00:32:56dear diary
00:32:57today i almost died from vehicular manslaughter
00:33:00you tried your best billy
00:33:03that's all that matters
00:33:04you're not disappointed in me
00:33:07no
00:33:09no
00:33:10you're okay at my book
00:33:11i'll repay you for this
00:33:17no one's ever gonna bully you again
00:33:23i'm gonna run for prom queen
00:33:25oh and
00:33:26you're gonna win
00:33:28what
00:33:29no
00:33:29billy
00:33:30no
00:33:31you're all good today
00:33:31no
00:33:32no
00:33:32billy you can't do this
00:33:34billy
00:33:36today's winning for prom queen
00:33:37woo
00:33:39i like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone
00:33:41but he's trying to turn me into somebody that i'm not
00:33:43someone that's confident
00:33:44attractive
00:33:46someone who's actually trying to have fun
00:33:47tragic
00:33:48are you actually taking billy's side right now
00:33:50what's the worst that's gonna happen
00:33:51i lose
00:33:52everybody hates me
00:33:53sweetheart
00:33:54besides me everyone already does hate you
00:33:57oh thanks
00:33:58oh
00:33:58all right come on
00:33:59we gotta get to class
00:34:00lucky for you
00:34:01it's with me
00:34:02what
00:34:03what class
00:34:04drink
00:34:04history
00:34:05no
00:34:06it's my favorite one of the day
00:34:07gee
00:34:09you ever take a shower with a group of boys
00:34:12it's fun
00:34:12you're gonna love it
00:34:14i'll see you there
00:34:31hey what's up
00:34:32kitty
00:34:34hey
00:34:35we should play a game
00:34:36called find each other's locker
00:34:38i found yours
00:34:39here's mine
00:34:40we do not have time for this
00:34:42twenty-five minutes
00:34:43come on
00:34:43get your act together
00:34:46thanks
00:34:46kenny
00:34:47nailed it
00:34:48i cannot stop itching
00:34:49look at this
00:34:52oh
00:34:52it's plastic
00:34:54fungal overgrowth
00:34:55of the
00:34:56inguinal
00:34:57region
00:34:58um
00:34:58tania curis
00:35:00tania who
00:35:01jock itch
00:35:03okay
00:35:04you need antifungal cream
00:35:06everywhere
00:35:08like
00:35:08now
00:35:09okay
00:35:10when did you get so smart
00:35:13it's almost like you got another brain
00:35:15dingo
00:35:18you're welcome kenny
00:35:19thanks man
00:35:23ladies
00:35:24this is pe not home ec
00:35:26i want those clothes off
00:35:27those speedos on
00:35:28and your grizzly butts
00:35:29in that pool
00:35:30in a
00:35:31one minute
00:35:32ha ha ha
00:35:33miller
00:35:35swim trials on the day
00:35:36i want you
00:35:38to be the new team captain
00:35:40yeah miller
00:35:41yeah
00:35:43miller
00:35:43yeah
00:35:43miller
00:35:44scoffee
00:35:45mmm
00:35:46you got it coach
00:35:47woo
00:35:48all right guys
00:35:49winning bananas on three
00:35:51yeah
00:35:51yeah
00:35:51all right
00:35:52one two three
00:35:53bananas
00:35:54go
00:35:55go
00:35:55oh
00:35:56here we go
00:35:57here we go
00:35:59here we go
00:36:01here we go
00:36:02here we go
00:36:04here we go
00:36:06here we go
00:36:09here on my PR
00:36:10here on my PR
00:36:11here on my PR
00:36:17okay my little mermaids
00:36:19let's see if you're as bad as you look
00:36:23Time to get in the pool
00:36:24On your mark
00:36:29Get set
00:36:36Denise, Denise, Denise
00:36:38If you don't practice now, you're going to drown at the trials
00:36:42Well, please don't make me do this
00:36:44I can't, I can't swim
00:36:46We can think of something else
00:36:48Really?
00:36:49Nope
00:36:58You're the worst
00:36:59I hate you
00:37:00Listen, I'm going to hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is going to be used to the water
00:37:04On two
00:37:04On two
00:37:06Into
00:37:07Out two
00:37:10Out two
00:37:11There you go
00:37:13Alright, now you're going to swim
00:37:14There you go
00:37:17I'm good
00:37:18Now, we're going to get to the end of the pool
00:37:20It's going to be stroke, glide, and breathe
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes
00:37:25Okay
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:26You're going to stroke, glide, and breathe
00:37:29Okay
00:37:30Go ahead, kick
00:37:30Alright, give it a run
00:37:33Stroke
00:37:34Slide
00:37:35And breathe
00:37:36I'm good
00:37:37Kick
00:37:38Boom
00:37:38Ba
00:37:39Ba
00:37:39Ba
00:37:41I'm swimming
00:37:43I'm swimming
00:37:44Let's go Billy
00:37:45I'm swimming
00:37:46I'm swimming
00:37:47You got it?
00:37:47Keep it up
00:37:48In two
00:37:49Out two
00:37:50There you go
00:37:51Good job
00:37:54Ha ha
00:37:54Ha ha
00:38:01Oh my god, I'm swimming
00:38:02I grew up so fast
00:38:11Hey, hives or hi bananas?
00:38:14Denise for prom queen
00:38:17Denise for prom
00:38:18Ah my bum
00:38:20Summer
00:38:21That's the time I wanted so
00:38:22I'm having that
00:38:23Thank you for having me for you
00:38:24You just done
00:38:24Denise for prom queen
00:38:26I'll take that
00:38:29I would never vote for you
00:38:32Oh, you will unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner
00:38:42Welcome weasel got stuck in it. How do you know about that?
00:38:55And that goes for the rest of you like Paul and his stepmom pics
00:39:00For our day and his little make-out sex with the mascot
00:39:03I've gotten it
00:39:06I'll vote
00:39:07I'll vote
00:39:07Thank you, thank you
00:39:09One at a time guys
00:39:11You're all disgusting
00:39:12Take one, take one
00:39:17Oh my god
00:39:24Billy's Johnny
00:39:24What?
00:39:25Billy's Johnny
00:39:26Somebody grab a lifesaver
00:39:27I got a coach
00:39:33Billy
00:39:34Billy, Billy's drowning
00:39:42Oh my god, he's drowning
00:39:44He's drowning
00:39:45Billy
00:39:46Billy
00:39:47Billy, help
00:39:55Oh my god, it's you
00:39:59Oh my God, it's you
00:40:11Oh my god
00:40:12Oh my god
00:40:14Oh my god
00:40:25Well
00:40:29Either hey
00:40:32When the tarnation is going on over here get up you were an invitation get up
00:40:40I
00:40:40Don't know
00:40:41Why is miller not swimming like miller and this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no
00:40:47training?
00:40:48Answer me I can explain
00:40:50Mercury's in retrograde. So both I do not have time through astrological bullshit right now
00:40:55But it's true the gravitational pull is just distorting perception
00:40:58So it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly. I saw these two with my own eyes
00:41:03but
00:41:05Your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune which is the planet of confusion you see
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way coach Finland's huh
00:41:17Well, yeah for me
00:41:21Aquarius like rain like a ray maker
00:41:25Me and her I think that it's really straight of you
00:41:29All right, you two meet me in the gym
00:41:35Now
00:41:40Hey
00:41:42Your clothes should be pretty dry now
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet
00:41:47Sorry, I got you into this mess. It's it's all good. I mean, I really should learn how to swim
00:41:51so thank you again for saving me
00:41:54All right, you too. We got a prom to decorate. I don't want y'all to get expelled now. I
00:41:58like you too much
00:42:02Yeah
00:42:05He's right
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were
00:42:10Thanks, I think
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself, you know, you're actually pretty funny and you're like way smarter than I thought you
00:42:18were and you're really cute
00:42:21And like a like a socially acceptable like like in a subjective sort of way
00:42:27Never mind no, I feel the same way
00:42:32You do
00:42:35Yeah
00:42:36I do
00:42:39Cool
00:42:44Um
00:42:47Prom
00:42:48Yeah
00:42:48Prom
00:42:53So who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm I'm not going actually
00:42:58Why not?
00:43:00Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really. I think I'd rather just stay at home and like watch football or something
00:43:07No
00:43:09Like do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15Denise, you know I have a girlfriend
00:43:18Yeah
00:43:19Yes, yes, I do
00:43:21Vixen
00:43:22Yeah
00:43:24Um
00:43:25And she's great, by the way
00:43:27I'm gonna I'm just gonna meet up with you and I'm gonna see you soon, okay? We're just gonna full
00:43:33step
00:43:36Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy, she's never asked a guy to pass assault, other than prom
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger
00:44:03Let's go, Slugger
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Shh
00:44:13Okay
00:44:15Vic Vixen, I have I have class
00:44:18A pop quiz
00:44:19That I've been popping out is you
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Convict Billy, come out to play
00:44:25Oh, no, no
00:44:29You're so strong
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:36Denise?
00:44:41Yeah, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've got mental, of course you're not Denise, but she's turned you into this honorable zombie
00:44:48Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen
00:44:56Yeah, I know she is
00:44:58I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it too
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her just like you did yesterday
00:45:04You wouldn't dare
00:45:05You bet your biceps I would
00:45:07Really, you make me want to be really bad
00:45:08Oh, okay
00:45:09Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's okay
00:45:12No, Vixen, I don't want to kiss you, no
00:45:19Oh my god, you're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh god
00:45:32I hate you, Billy
00:45:34He is for making me love you
00:45:43This isn't over
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:52Your girlfriend just broke up with you
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54This is the second time today
00:45:56Due to you
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her
00:45:59All she does is just make fun of me every
00:46:00Everyone makes fun of you
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect you
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you
00:46:10Oh, fuck me
00:46:12Eyes are high, look who just grew a pair of balls
00:46:15My balls
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies
00:46:19I never want to see you again
00:46:22Fine
00:46:22Fine
00:46:23Fine
00:46:24Fine
00:46:24Fine
00:46:25Fine
00:46:25Fine
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic
00:46:49Oh, hey, man
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus
00:46:53Okay, you have to pass my exam today
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her
00:47:04Get Vixen back
00:47:05Or I'm done studying
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen
00:47:11She's literally just this like crazed little over-sex cheerleader
00:47:15Who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time
00:47:17Exactly, that's why I'm dating her
00:47:19Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you
00:47:22I just I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better
00:47:25Oh, oh really?
00:47:27Yeah
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay
00:47:36Let me just go over all the condensation again
00:47:38No
00:47:39Get my Vixen back
00:47:40Or I'll fail your little test on this
00:47:43Oh, oh, blackmail
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay, fine
00:47:49Excuse me
00:47:52Denise
00:47:54Oh, wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00So yum
00:48:00You know what?
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake
00:48:06I love cheesecake
00:48:07Cheesecake's my favorite
00:48:08Okay, yeah
00:48:09I eat cheesecake all day, Billy
00:48:11These
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise
00:48:13You're so funny
00:48:15Uh uh
00:48:15What's this?
00:48:16No
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare
00:48:18Don't you dare
00:48:19No
00:48:20Blue Skulls kills your short-term memory
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma
00:48:26Okay
00:48:27It is on
00:48:29Oh
00:48:32Oh
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16You almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Lexan's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom, queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:46A total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank!
00:49:50Human tampons!
00:49:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:52You've seen her around, you've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampons, you've seen her around.
00:49:56The skank of the school.
00:49:56Give me an X!
00:49:57Give me socks!
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:02My face should come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:08Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:23Oh my god, you actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29I was not going to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:03Fight!
00:51:04Fight!
00:51:05Fight!
00:51:06Fight!
00:51:08Fight!
00:51:09Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:13Fight!
00:51:13Fight!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:15Fuck you now!
00:51:16Fuck you now!
00:51:17What the hell?
00:51:17What the hell?
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you those damn vile lint!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:26Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:31Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55No, this is pretty good.
00:51:57What's really amazing is you.
00:52:01I mean what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you is you.
00:52:09Sorry. Sorry.
00:52:11Watch them learn.
00:52:13Good news guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch your bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:22But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:23After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah, maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Wiener, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it!
00:53:09Bet you five bucks, she hits three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:36Thanks.
00:53:44Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:06Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14You fake.
00:54:16Please, coach.
00:54:16Just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in me.
00:54:20One!
00:54:21More try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:51Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, I'm in parallel parking you.
00:55:02Yeah, I'm in parallel parking.
00:55:15It's all right.
00:55:19No.
00:55:20Go.
00:55:20Yeah, I'll get that.
00:55:27Go.
00:55:27Go.
00:55:28Go.
00:55:29Go.
00:55:29Go.
00:55:30Go.
00:55:30Go.
00:55:31Go.
00:55:32Go.
00:55:32Oh, my God!
00:55:42You did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45Oh, my God.
00:55:45You did it.
00:55:46You did it.
00:55:48You lost it.
00:55:53Good job.
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kind of cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:33I like to spell it as a kid.
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36Oh, but we could.
00:56:37We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:56:40Oh, my God.
00:57:02What?
00:57:06Welcome.
00:57:08Shh, Billy, it's just us.
00:57:12You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay?
00:57:15We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17All right, guys, listen, this time is 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we've got to do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:33Sweetheart, a year ago, I hexed my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:42Let's go on.
00:57:43I'll take you for a mystical rollercoaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:50Chew-yip!
00:57:51Chew-yip!
00:57:53Choo-choo!
00:57:57Chewie-yip!
00:58:01Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:09Okay, well, it's official.
00:58:10We're never switching back, so...
00:58:12Never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:16Or...
00:58:16Us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:49Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:52It's now or another time!
00:58:54You've got swim trials starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56And, Ms. Weiner, your science exam is about to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What? No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best, and...
00:59:06To me...
00:59:07You've already won.
00:59:10You mean it?
00:59:11No, more Adelia Dahlia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:24So the rumor is, is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:27So just trust your instincts, and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time, and focus.
00:59:37Okay, focused.
00:59:38One step at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Rita!
00:59:52Rita!
00:59:52Rita!
00:59:53We love you in your seat-ups!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:58Ms. Weiner, your GPA is hanging by a three.
01:00:00And it's spraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:10Let's go!
01:00:17Let's go!
01:00:21On your mark...
01:00:23And your time begins...
01:00:25Get set...
01:00:49You can forget M.I.T.
01:00:53Try beauty school.
01:00:58Holy smokes!
01:01:00All that training down the drain!
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today.
01:01:06Coach!
01:01:07What's my time?
01:01:08The fastest!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yes!
01:01:12I can't lose!
01:01:13Not like this!
01:01:21Coach!
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:23Let me try again.
01:01:25One more time.
01:01:27Focus, Lithuena.
01:01:28One mistake, and it's all over with.
01:01:34One more.
01:01:35Nancy?
01:01:36One more.
01:01:37One.
01:01:37One.
01:01:38One.
01:01:39Get up!
01:01:40Yeah?
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:46Okay.
01:01:48On your mark!
01:01:54Get set!
01:01:59Get set!
01:02:10Woo!
01:02:12Woo!
01:02:12Woo!
01:02:13Woo!
01:02:13Woo!
01:02:13Woo!
01:02:13Woo!
01:02:14Woo! Woo!
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it, didn't you?
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44You've been nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Heiser High's new swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Miller!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dinkle?
01:03:25It's from team captain.
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy, you're nuts.
01:03:45I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You want to be friends with me.
01:03:55Of course.
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's going to be a prom to remember that.
01:04:03Okay, get to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:46I, I, it would, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to the prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixens will sure write about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:05No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my God, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my God, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:47Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help beg me to take him back, and I'll be crowned queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:25We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:35Wow, you look great.
01:06:38You look pretty handsome.
01:06:43Can you believe that we made it here?
01:06:46Together?
01:06:48We look good doing it.
01:06:50Yeah, yeah, we do.
01:06:55Hey, quiet!
01:06:57When I say, just do it, hold the bucket, no matter what.
01:07:01Just do it.
01:07:02Got it.
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man.
01:07:06Fix him for the kill.
01:07:23As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce highs or highs, prom king and queen are...
01:07:31Kenny!
01:07:40Denise Wiener and Billy Miller.
01:08:33Before our prom queen queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
01:09:02Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with her people?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey, you know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You know, like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:24Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof, but we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was, it's all a lie.
01:10:00Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:19I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:36And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04We can all know for real this time.
01:11:06Please.
01:11:07Please.
01:11:46Wait, Nisa's dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks.
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all.
01:11:55Uh, right bodies.
01:11:56Wrong outfit.
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:09You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing.
01:12:13She's pathetic.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:22Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones, because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:26And me.
01:12:28I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:35Perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:51No, please, I'm going to vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:54And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:01School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop!
01:13:12You can't do this to me!
01:13:14Stop!
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:16Stop cheering for her!
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:22You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it!
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:38No!
01:13:38Not me!
01:13:40Oh, Vixen!
01:13:42You can't laugh at me!
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl that hides your eye!
01:13:45All right!
01:13:46Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:50She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt!
01:13:52And fuck you, Millie!
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise!
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan!
01:13:57And fuck you, Penny!
01:13:58Move!
01:13:58Get out of my way!
01:13:59Move!
01:13:59Now!
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers that hides your eye can all go fuck yourselves!
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person who's going to fuck herself is you!
01:14:09You're officially suspended!
01:14:11Now get off my stage and get out of my school!
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:19Ah!
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:20Big bang, honey!
01:14:23Ah!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:28Ah!
01:14:28Ah!
01:14:31Ah!
01:14:32Ah!
01:14:33Ah!
01:14:33Hey, back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess Max Louise got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry about everything that I've done. Genuinely, like, I can't say it enough. I'm so sorry.
01:15:09It's okay. I'm sorry, too. And I forgive you. For everything. And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller! Miss Weiner! You two both are in big, big trouble!
01:15:30What? Why? What the hell did we do?
01:15:31Did we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you were troubled. No one would ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:38Oh, my God.
01:15:40Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope. And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45Hey, Miller! I want to make sure that you get a scholarship. But, uh, maybe lose the dress. Pink ain't
01:15:53really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah. Yes, coach. Right away. Coach, actually. Thank you.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19Yes.
01:16:21There are always reasons, even in the coldest season.
01:16:25I'll take your heart and I'm freezing.
01:16:28And there are always sunfalls, but all the way just let go.
01:16:33Life is no place for an almost.
01:16:36We belong together.
01:16:39I know.
01:16:41Just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43Lou, I willунк you first.
01:16:45Thanks, friends, for 20 years.
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