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A fantasy story about a sea god father and family. #film #viral #video #fantasy #mythology #poseidon #movie #family #story #magic
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Bro, you won't be asterisk!
00:32What aelli,ểver?
00:36Follow!
00:40Hands!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:15Layer!
01:39Señor!
01:41Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:10I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Pus-Eye himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus.
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait, pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:01A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodite is kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:53Oh!
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:00Oh!
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:10Ugh!
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:23He tracked me.
05:24I know you're in there.
05:37I know you're in there.
05:37I know you're in there.
05:37I know you're in there.
05:37I know you're in there.
05:38I know you're in there.
05:39I know you're in there.
05:39I know you're in there.
05:42I know you're in there.
05:45I know you're in there.
05:48I know you're in there.
05:54you slept with someone who screwed up my plan oh so you're the genius who roofed
06:03her news flash tough guy real men don't need tricks you talking to the boss like
06:08that punk so you're the loser who ruined everything you actually fuck this beach
06:19bombs shut in touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now but her blood still has
06:31value can't push too hard yet i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:20those assholes are back already what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:37speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust even nereus's seafo give him a wide burn
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top an orcer who the hell are you
08:26assholes using my divine power to barbecue hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:35nothing
08:35heat's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby
09:06but he retired recently
09:08we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded
09:20i don't have much time
09:22find lilly's real father
09:24leave her with him
09:26i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54leara's wounded bad
09:56drag them both back to the dylan
09:58lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:07nothing
10:07just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago
10:14you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad
10:23you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura
10:27she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:36don't worry about it
10:37just keep lilly safe
10:43mommy
10:44mommy
11:02it's too late boss
11:04her heartbeats fading fast
11:21somebody help me
11:35give me
11:36give me a name leora
11:36who did this
11:38i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:07you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:11spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even olympus will bow to me
12:38i
12:40got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:54stay out of it
12:56boss
12:57soup's ready
13:04if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lilly
13:09she's all we have left
13:11she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:24jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:30gulp you down
14:31and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe
14:59you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or lilly
15:10jack
15:11i'm grateful
15:11i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:20lilly's in trouble
15:27i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47and i might claim the sea king's throne
16:19you disgusting freak
16:21what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:24mommy
16:27i've got you baby
16:29touch my kid again
16:31and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha
16:35you ruined my meal
16:39wait
16:40the baby mama herself
16:43perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57you bitch
17:03jack take lilly and run
17:05go
17:11run
17:12from the lucian hydro
17:14you pathetic little insects
17:22you
17:23posei
17:24that kid's his
17:26no wonder the power's so pure
17:29that's poseidon's bloodline
17:32if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened
17:42it ran
17:43damn leoya
17:44your powers are badass
17:46you straight up scared the monster off
17:49me
17:50no way
17:51even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:53i'm still recovering
17:55wait
17:56maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever
18:01let's get home
18:03that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time
18:15figures
18:16he's just a regular guy after all
18:31Oh
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:43near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:03my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:43the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:49you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing
21:14if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot
22:52piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon
22:58your ants
22:59i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood
23:19i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days
23:22i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
24:01let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:44a forest nymph
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:37It's mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:05Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:18But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:23You touch my woman.
27:26You're a dead man.
27:32Jack.
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:43Too bad.
27:43I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:09Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:44No!
28:46No!
28:47I don't know.
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:46lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle
31:02don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:24that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:47damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice i'm taking them down with me
32:11no choice i'm taking them down with me
32:11this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:14some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:31you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:53lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:03and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:09end it fast
33:13you
33:14in our eyes you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:23jack means more to me than anything
33:24i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:21this
34:23can't be
34:49ancient ekathra
34:50the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:54why would she be here
34:56ha ha ha
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:05kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:21jack stay behind me
35:23with me here no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:27look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:35my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
35:59before the lord of the sea
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