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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:19go go go go go go go
03:00hey mom what's wrong nothing just missing your dad he didn't come home last night mom stop
03:07worrying he probably got buried under a mountain again or something well it wouldn't be the first
03:13time don't be late for school nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care as the global defense
03:26agency we have access to medical technology far beyond any normal hospital ah that's one of our
03:36threat response teams and they're able to get anywhere we're not in the mood for the tour
03:39donald sorry debbie my dad never mentioned you guys that's the idea we work with superheroes
03:47like your father to keep the world safe who knows maybe someday we'll even work with
03:57oh my god nolan dad
04:04he's gonna be okay right we hope so and our doctors are doing their best but we don't get a
04:10lot of
04:10philtrumites in here who did this we have no idea not yet anyway but we'll find out and when we
04:19do
04:19they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there cecil steadman director of the
04:27dea deborah i'm so sorry cecil you've caught a lot of someone murdered the guardians of the globe last
04:34night oh my god all of them tore them limb from limb and we tried like hell to bring them
04:38back
04:39but nolan was the only survivor how is that even possible we don't know yet we also don't know why
04:45your dad was at guardians hq now working theory is whoever killed the guardians lured him there
04:50tried to wipe them all out at once why why well that's the easy part there isn't a super villain
04:57alive who doesn't want omni-man and the guardians six feet under and we're keeping this all hush-hush
05:02for now but news will break i wanted you and mark to know first cold towels and ice water and
05:10have
05:10a cop brought in here for me deborah we've got the best i've patched nolan up for 20 years cecil
05:15i am not leaving
05:20yeah of course debbie
05:26sir there's some kind of attack happening downtown it seems numerous contacts heavy
05:30weaponry multiple casualties now we're a little understaffed in the hero department
05:53oh shit
05:56oh shit
06:10get it together get it together get in there
06:23stop get away from those
06:39stop get away from those
07:07oh shit oh my god
07:11oh shit oh my god
07:39i don't know who you are but it's time to go
07:44joltila your rank
07:53eve two and a half seconds after this sentence three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank
07:58i got it
08:05rex the civilians in danger to your left
08:07uh yeah i got eyes too robot
08:16duplicate
08:23keep doing what you are doing
08:33you
08:33you
08:34get her to a hospital
08:35we can handle this
08:36you're out of meat
08:38what
08:39just go
08:44admirable intention but i am not positive we can handle this
08:48what
08:49if you do
09:13you have to be honest with you
09:18I know. Me living is what matters.
09:21Then I have bad news.
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say I never want
10:10it to happen ever again!
10:18Indeed.
10:21Help! Anyone! I need help!
10:24Freeze!
10:26He needs a doctor! Come on!
10:29Give her to us. Clamp that vein and get a trip started.
10:33Prep operating room 6.
10:34He's clear.
10:45Mark!
10:47I tried my best.
10:50Tried to be like Dad.
10:55It's okay. It's okay.
11:11Hey!
11:13Hey!
11:14Watch it!
11:16Dick!
11:18Hey Mark!
11:19Mark!
11:21Mark!
11:23Whoa!
11:25Are you okay?
11:26My dad, um, he got attacked.
11:29What?
11:31You're kidding!
11:33Oh God, you're not kidding.
11:35Is he okay?
11:36What happened?
11:38He's in the hospital.
11:39They're doing, uh, they're doing their best, but it's messed up about him.
11:45He's really hurt.
11:46Jesus, Mark.
11:47Jesus, Mark.
11:47I'm so sorry.
11:48Did they catch you, did it?
11:50No.
11:50Not yet.
11:51Oh, speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city, I'm here for you.
11:56Whatever you need.
11:57You wanna talk?
11:58I'll listen.
11:58You and Debbie need a lasagna?
12:00I make a good one.
12:02Actually, I make a great one.
12:04Eve Wilkins.
12:05What?
12:06Uh, um, yeah.
12:08That's her.
12:09I need to talk to her.
12:10Ha!
12:11You and all the other straight boys in a 10-mile radius.
12:14Good luck with that.
12:15And didn't you just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:19Eve?
12:21Hi, um...
12:22Oh, hey.
12:23Mark, right?
12:25Grayson.
12:26Yeah.
12:27Um...
12:28Thanks for saving my butt back there.
12:31Ye...
12:32Yesterday?
12:33I mean...
12:34Yesterday?
12:35Oh.
12:36Oh!
12:37That was you!
12:39In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah.
12:42That was me.
12:43I'm, um...
12:45Invincible.
12:47God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that.
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe.
12:54I'm Adam Eve.
12:56But the rest of the team just calls me Eve.
12:58So does everyone else.
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like...
13:02Invincible?
13:04Invincible.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Do you wanna talk about yesterday?
13:08You look like you need to talk about yesterday.
13:11I heard he just let Todd hit him.
13:13Like 20 times.
13:15He didn't flinch or anything.
13:16Todd got so freaked out he stayed home for three days.
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh.
13:21Of course, Amber.
13:23You're the reason Todd beat him up again.
13:28I never recognized you before.
13:30No one does.
13:31It's a psychology thing.
13:32If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school, you don't see a superhero in your school.
13:38Hmm.
13:39I even follow Teen Team on Instagram.
13:41That's us.
13:42Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team.
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force.
13:47Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force.
13:50Those guys are the worst.
13:51They got their asses kicked by the Lizard League last year.
13:55Oh, I remember seeing that on TV.
13:58So...
13:58You're new to this, right?
14:00Uh...
14:01I just got my powers.
14:03That was my first big fight.
14:04Ah.
14:05Okay.
14:06Explains a lot.
14:07Still, not bad for a rookie.
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10I froze out there.
14:11People got hurt.
14:12People escaped because of you.
14:15And everyone freezes their first time.
14:17I used to throw up before every fight.
14:19Barf my guts out.
14:22Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant.
14:25You'll get used to it.
14:27The fights.
14:28Not the barfing.
14:30I...
14:32I just...
14:33It wasn't what I expected.
14:36I figured I'd punch some aliens and they'd go home.
14:39Not how it looks on TV.
14:41No shit.
14:45Thanks.
14:46I charged $2.50 an hour.
14:50Now I'm kidding.
14:52You are new at this.
14:56Why don't you come by and meet the team after school?
14:59Team team?
15:01I don't know.
15:02I...
15:02I heard they were only everyone's fourth favorite.
15:06Meet me out front after class, invincible.
15:18You kids did good, robot.
15:20Thank you, Cecil.
15:21It's an honor to assist the Global Defense Agency, though your use of the term kids might be considered condescending.
15:27What a victory.
15:28No.
15:29Do you know how many people died here yesterday?
15:31Three hundred and thirty-eight.
15:33Three hundred and thirty-eight.
15:35And it only stopped there because whoever the hell those assholes were ran away.
15:39The Flaxons.
15:40What?
15:41They call themselves the Flaxons.
15:43I reverse-engineered their language using recordings from the battle.
15:46Well, any idea why they left just when they were kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas.
15:55But I believe that narrows it down to one.
16:02Oxidized and corroded.
16:04For an alloy like this, that should take years.
16:08Time runs faster wherever they come from.
16:11Because they were dying of old age.
16:13Huh.
16:14Well, if they come back, maybe I'll just evacuate the area and wait till they get cancer.
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible?
16:22He has promise, but he seems unprepared for the more realistic aspects of superhuman.
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up. We're gonna need his help.
16:31Why?
16:35From one giant shit show to another.
16:38Give me some good news, Donald.
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup.
16:42They killed the cameras and the security system's forensics, frankly, is stumped.
16:46I told them to start over and try harder.
16:48That's not good news.
16:50That's not good news at all.
16:51I asked you for some good news, Donald.
16:55Get the hell out.
16:58Everyone.
16:59Come on, you heard the director. Move it!
17:06Come on out.
17:08I know you're there.
17:12He wasn't hiding.
17:20Sir, who the hell-
17:21Damian Darkblood. Demon detective.
17:29Seven superheroes murdered. Strongest man on the planet almost dead. No suspects. No leads.
17:37How does he-
17:38I don't know. Demon magic or something. If you're asking if we need your help-
17:42Wasn't asking.
17:46Fine. Knock yourself out.
17:49Help us solve the case, oh great horned Holmes.
17:52Sir, are you sure?
17:54You got a problem with a demon?
17:56Thought you were an atheist, Donald.
17:58The-
17:59Theoretically.
18:03Hey, I heard you took a few on the chin for me again.
18:06Oh, hey, Amber.
18:08Uh, yeah, but don't worry.
18:10I've got this amazing new strategy for dealing with Todd.
18:13I let him hit me until he gets bored and goes home.
18:17Hmm.
18:18Nice. He'll never see it coming.
18:21Unfortunately, neither will your face.
18:22Eh, people always told me I was too pretty anyway.
18:25Heh. I gotta run.
18:26Catch you later.
18:31Ready?
18:38Try to keep up.
18:45No!
18:54Eve?
18:56Eve!
18:59Oh, shit!
19:01It's you!
19:07Okay. Let's try this again.
19:15Follow me.
19:33Now I move.
19:41Cool.
19:45Beg.
19:49Oh, hey! It's the Iceman!
19:53Rex!
19:54Couldn't have won that fight without you.
19:56Oh! Except we did.
19:57They got old. And ran away.
19:59Still counts.
20:01Welcome, Invincible.
20:02My name is Robot.
20:04Apologies for Rexplode.
20:05He's...
20:06Unbelievably awesome.
20:07Incorrigible.
20:08And rude.
20:09And...
20:10Bored of this.
20:12Unduplicate.
20:13Invincible.
20:14W-Which one of you do I look at when we talk?
20:16Hey, Robot.
20:18Find anything at the site?
20:19The Flaxons come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate.
20:23As a result, the tachyons they emit spin more rapidly than our own.
20:27I've created this detector to warn us if they return.
20:30Ah, because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos.
20:35It should give us a few minutes of early warning.
20:39Cecil and the GDA have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies.
20:44Since the Guardians are apparently indisposed.
20:47Invincible, may we count on you in the future?
20:50You sure you want my help?
20:53Yeah, I mean, of course.
20:55Just... text me, I guess.
20:57Oh, right. You need my number.
21:02I know you don't like teams much, but...
21:04They were all pretty cool.
21:07Except Rexplode.
21:08I do not know what that guy's problem is.
21:11I think he and Eve are a thing, maybe?
21:14Who's Eve?
21:15Uh, no one. Just a friend.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20Did you find the dinners in the freezer?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Thanks, Mom.
21:25Oh, Mark. I'm sorry.
21:28I've been so focused on your data that I've forgotten about you.
21:32Are you okay?
21:33Donald said you saved a lot of lives.
21:35Yeah, it was just, uh, harder than I thought.
21:39Dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero.
21:41Your dad's good at a lot of things.
21:44Talking about his feelings isn't one of them.
21:47But we can talk.
21:58Is, uh... is she okay?
22:00Her name's Maya.
22:02Doesn't she have any family?
22:03We've contacted them, yes, but this is a secure facility.
22:07She's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital.
22:10But she'll be okay.
22:12Well, it's too soon to tell, but I hope so.
22:25Oh.
22:26Whew!
22:34Is this supposed to be doing that?
22:37Huh?
22:38Uh, we're just friends.
22:41Will you stop saying that?
22:43It's like you're trying to jinx any chance you have of dating Eve.
22:46A day ago you said I had no chance.
22:49That was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday.
22:53Everyone saw that?
22:55It doesn't matter. She already has a boyfriend.
22:57So? You can be more awesome than him and take his place.
23:01That's how dating works.
23:04Why are you so intimidated by her?
23:06Other than she's amazing and you're kind of basic.
23:09Thanks for that, William.
23:11I gotta go.
23:12Go? Go where?
23:14You know what? I don't care.
23:17It's probably somewhere you'll be alone forever.
23:20Is Mark dating Eve Wilkins?
23:22I wish.
23:23I-I mean, no.
23:25Definitely not.
23:27She's got a boyfriend.
23:28He is super available.
23:29Want his number? I'll write it down for you.
23:36Uh, where are you guys coming from?
23:39Um, we go to the same high school, Rex.
23:41Oh, you do, do you?
23:43Um, yeah, we do.
23:45Must be nice.
23:47You know who never got to go to high school?
23:49Me.
23:50We know. It shows.
23:51I'd appreciate everyone's attention on the matter at hand.
23:55Guess who's back?
24:04I'm coming.
24:06I'm coming.
24:08I'm coming.
24:10I'm coming.
24:10They're not getting old, robot.
24:12Why aren't they getting old?
24:14They seem to have discovered a way to resist our time stream.
24:17In three days?
24:18Three days for us, decades for them.
24:21Pff, who cares?
24:22I bet their bones don't burn.
24:24So do ours!
24:25Ready for this?
24:28Yeah.
24:29I think so.
24:32Go in, go, go!
24:33Hurry up, guys!
24:34Hurry up, guys!
24:34Hurry up, guys!
24:39Hurry up, guys!
24:43Go in, hurry up!
24:57Hey!
24:58Don't do that!
24:58Don't do that!
24:59Hey!
24:59Come on!
25:04Zoey, it's troubling!
25:19Run!
25:29Run!
25:54Damn!
25:56Soap!
26:18They seem to have spent their time wisely.
26:23Eve!
26:29No! Don't! Don't!
26:32So, Ultima!
26:34I sent you!
26:37Watch my hand!
26:48Invincible!
26:51Eve?
26:56You okay?
27:14You okay?
27:15The wristbands protect them from our time stream. Destroy their wristbands.
27:19What?
27:21All of them?
27:24It's okay, man.
27:27He's not working.
27:46Wait for no call.
27:52Keep them off.
28:11Lachimoi!
28:15Right back at you, buddy.
28:19Way to go psycho there, Invincible.
28:21I take back everything I said about you before, and I said a lot.
28:25I don't know what happened. I got mad, I guess.
28:28Don't get me wrong. That was amazing.
28:30But also, the scariest thing I've ever seen. Just don't ever point that at me, okay?
28:35Don't listen to Rex. You did great.
28:37That's what I said, Eve.
28:39God, my back.
28:42Can I get a massage? Anybody? Just a little rub?
28:45Everything okay?
28:47I gotta go.
28:48Oh, no, that's fine. We'll handle the clean-up.
28:52Asshole!
29:00Mark!
29:01Hey, son.
29:02Dad!
29:03Ow! Ribs.
29:05Careful! You're going to put him in a coma again.
29:08You're okay.
29:09No, he's not.
29:11But he is okay enough to come home.
29:14Mom says you've been keeping the planet safe for me.
29:17Mom's exaggerating.
29:19Tell me everything.
29:32What hospital did they move Maya to?
29:36No, they said she'd recover.
29:41It's part of the job.
29:44Come on, let's go home.
29:46I'm dying for some real food.
29:51Hey, I need my costume back.
29:52I don't care how torn up it is.
29:54It's classified and I want it back.
29:57Go get it.
29:58Now.
30:05Where are the guardians of the globe?
30:07There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week.
30:11Leaving the local champions to pick up the slack.
30:20It's like you're not even trying.
30:24And now you're trying too hard.
30:26Slow down.
30:27Don't hit me where I am.
30:29Hit me where-
30:32Thanks for the tip.
30:34You know, you have to be able to take a hit-
30:36Colin!
30:42Oh, great.
30:44We picked this up near Mars an hour ago, moving fast.
30:47He's back.
30:4915 minutes till he's breathing our air.
30:51I wouldn't ask, Nolan.
30:53But with the guardians gone-
30:55I'll stop him.
30:56Who's he?
30:57Nolan's been home a week.
30:59And you want to send him to space?
31:00No.
31:01No way.
31:02He doesn't work for you.
31:04Sweetie.
31:04There's no one else, Debbie.
31:06I'll go.
31:06Sweetie.
31:07I said no.
31:08You're still injured.
31:10I'll go.
31:11Okay.
31:12What?
31:12Why not?
31:13He's not that tough.
31:14Mark can take him.
31:15Oh, wonderful.
31:17That's your solution.
31:18Could you define not that tough?
31:20Just knock some sense into the guy and throw him back where he came from.
31:23Easy.
31:25How do I breathe in space?
31:27That's the neat thing.
31:29You don't.
31:3112 minutes.
31:41Okay.
31:57You're early.
31:59Ant, you shaved your mustache.
32:01Stay away from my planet.
32:11Not bad.
32:12But if you're trying to tackle me into something, your moon is that way.
32:22Why can I hear you in my head?
32:24Where else do you keep your brain?
32:25Where else do you keep your brain?
32:32That's what you call protecting your planet?
32:34What?
32:35I'm sad for your people.
32:38Come on.
32:54You sure?
32:55You're the same guy.
32:56I fought here 3-2-1.
32:58What?
32:58I'm not the same guy.
33:00Well, sucks to be you then.
33:01Ah!
33:02My eye!
33:03Really?
33:04You tried this already?
33:06Hey!
33:12Ha!
33:13Maybe you'll do after all.
33:15What are you talking about?
33:18What?
33:20Stop!
33:21I...
33:22Hold on!
33:23I don't...
33:23I wanted to talk!
33:26Are you using your timeout?
33:28I get a timeout?
33:29Why do I get a timeout?
33:31Hey, I didn't invent the rules.
33:33What rules?
33:34I don't even know who you are!
33:37Oh.
33:37You don't?
33:52Alright.
33:53Um...
33:54I'm an evaluation officer for the Coalition of Planets.
33:57I drop by little dirt balls like yours to make sure there's someone capable of defending them against, you know,
34:03planet-conquering monsters, things of that nature.
34:06I literally have no idea what any of that means.
34:10Well, I don't know what to tell you, man.
34:11Your planet signed up for the program.
34:13See?
34:14Request from Urath for evaluation.
34:16Urath?
34:16This is Earth!
34:21Earth.
34:22Yes!
34:23Not Urath.
34:24No!
34:25Is that with an E or a U?
34:27E!
34:29Oh, I'm in so much trouble.
34:31Well, thanks for letting me know.
34:33I'm Alan, by the way.
34:36Invincible.
34:36Oh, yeah?
34:38Little optimistic, isn't it?
34:39Yeah, I know.
34:40I just bought you and I think you're quite invincible.
34:44Okay.
34:44Well, as long as I don't get fired, I'll see you around, Invincible.
34:47Well, sorry about all that.
34:53What the hell was that?
34:58Wow.
35:00Cool.
35:03Before I go...
35:05I already told you everything I remember.
35:07Right.
35:09Right.
35:09Just go over it for me one more time.
35:11I got a distress call from the Guardians.
35:14But when I arrived, everything seemed fine.
35:18Then the lights went out and someone attacked me.
35:21I fought with them until I passed out.
35:23Woke up in your hospital.
35:25That's it.
35:26That's it?
35:29Must have been a pretty tough bastard to take you down.
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before.
35:35Yeah.
35:38Do you have any leads yet?
35:40Someone thinks they're too clever for us.
35:43They all think that at first.
35:52Oh, great.
35:59Dick.
36:01Look, Todd, why don't we just...
36:03Shut it, Grayson.
36:05I'm sorry.
36:06What?
36:08I'm sorry I kicked your ass.
36:09I don't know what you're saying.
36:15I'm sorry I kicked your ass, okay?
36:18Oh.
36:20Thanks, I guess.
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number.
36:25What?
36:26Do you want Amber's phone number, nerd?
36:28Yes, but why are you...
36:30Because she found some old photos of me, okay?
36:32Photos she said she'd delete if I did this one stupid thing and then never talk to you again.
36:36There.
36:37Have a crappy life with her.
36:39Suck.
36:43Photos of what, Todd?
36:45Don't push your luck, Grayson.
36:51Amber?
36:52I mean...
36:53Hello?
37:05But that's mine!
37:11I have bad news.
37:13Oh!
37:14Robots got bad news, everybody!
37:16Did you hear that?
37:17Hey, robot!
37:18What?
37:19What's the bad news?
37:20There are too many of them.
37:21Their technology has advanced too far.
37:24And they've rendered themselves immune to our time stream.
37:26We should consider the city lost.
37:28I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response.
37:31What?
37:31No!
37:32No way!
37:33We're not nuking anyone, robot.
37:36And we're not giving up.
37:38What are we?
37:39Fight Force?
37:40I love you, man.
37:42But sometimes, you've gotta screws.
37:44I don't use screws.
37:46My fashionings are all magnetic in rocks.
37:54What?
38:01Ah!
38:10Uncathed.
38:16Uncathed.
38:18Invincible.
38:44Are you okay, Mark?
39:06My turn.
39:34Oh, wow!
39:34Kotea, Yurik, Lachimori!
39:45Dad!
39:49Whoa, whoa, whoa! Omni-man's your dad?
40:05What happened?
40:06Dad saved us from the Flaxons, but he went into one of their portals.
40:12Oh, so he'll be late for dinner?
40:17I was worried before because I've never seen your father so badly hurt.
40:21But taking on aliens in another dimension? That's just Tuesday.
40:26I'm sure he's explaining nicely why they should leave us alone.
40:33You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer.
41:17I need a shower.
41:27Dad!
41:31Dad!
41:35I'm at a loss for how to report this, but the Guardians of the Globe are dead.
41:49Get an extraction team out there now. Tell the French President we have it covered.
41:59I need the room. Now!
42:05Well, enlighten me.
42:07No one they for sure. No one else had seen of murders. Only Guardians. Omni-man. Which means killer must
42:18be one of them.
42:19One of them? There's a hundred supervillains who don't leave a trace. You turn into smoke. Or living electricity. Or
42:26only exist in dreams.
42:28I know. You don't listen to me. You listen! And you mention your idiotic thoughts to anyone, and I mean
42:34anybody!
42:35I'll make sure they're the last thoughts you ever have. You understand me? Now get out.
42:41Get out! Before I send you back to help myself.
42:45Oh, blind old man.
42:51Put an A6 surveillance team on the races.
42:52Sir?
42:54The killer's still out there, Donald. Might decide to finish the job.
43:26I've got no idea.
43:28Or I'm not sure.
43:29I need help.
43:33See you next time.
43:34The killer's still out there.
43:36The killer's still out there.
43:43The killer's still out there.
43:47The killer's still out there.
43:49The killer's still out there.
43:49The killer's still out there!
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