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00:09This programme contains strong language from the beginning and throughout.
00:16This is me big free old. Nathan's invited everyone.
00:21Are you coming? Yes or no?
00:23I don't know if I can.
00:25David went, oh, what happened?
00:26And I says, one of the lads sported my girlfriend not very nicely.
00:30James is going out of his way to try and make me look bad.
00:33Hello?
00:35Like, fuck, am I showing him around this place?
00:37He can fucking do one.
00:40This time round, it's a good rock face.
00:45None of us should make anyone's life in here and live in fucking hell.
00:48And they started. That's it.
00:50Shut the fuck up. Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:52Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:53I am.
00:53Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:55Right, I'm going to come.
00:56Are you?
00:57I'm going to come.
00:58Fuck it.
00:59Baron's doing it. I'm doing it.
01:01I make no apologies.
01:03I can't wait to get in there.
01:05Just hope everyone's happy to see us.
01:06I make no apologies.
01:08I make no apologies.
01:09Let's party.
01:11Maybe we'll see you next time.
01:27Bye.
01:28Bye.
01:29Bye.
01:29Bye.
01:31Bye.
01:31Bye.
01:33Bye.
01:34Bye.
01:34Bye.
01:35Bye.
01:41I'm actually nervous because I feel like some of them I haven't seen for literally seven, eight years.
01:45A lot has changed with me and a lot has changed problems with them.
01:49But I'm excited to catch up with everyone.
01:56Anyone in the girls' bedroom downstairs, please?
01:58I don't like the word meeting.
02:00It's a family meeting.
02:03Boys, Marnie, Chantelle.
02:05Can we have a family meeting, please, in the garden?
02:09Oh, here we go, the fucking foghorn.
02:13Perfect. Oh, half years out here, this is just great.
02:16Why are we having a meeting for?
02:17Because we're here for your birthday, so I want to make sure this is perfect.
02:20Is everyone here?
02:21It's another beautiful day in paradise, but what is so special about today is the Gary Beedle is arriving and
02:28nobody knows.
02:35Right, here we go.
02:36It's been a long time since I've done this.
02:38I'm actually shitting myself, but it's time to go meet everyone.
02:46This is such a monumental moment, so I'm going to have a little bit of fun with this.
02:56It's come to my attention that I've been planning a lot of things for us, and everything I've planned so
03:01far, everyone's moaned at or whinged at and said it wasn't good enough.
03:04Yeah, sightseeing the first day, sightseeing, sightseeing, sightseeing, sightseeing, no one to do because it's boring, the meal, oh, I
03:11don't want to go to this restaurant, oh, I don't like the little fishy thing.
03:14I am living with a bunch of morons and idiots, so I can't expect them to fully appreciate everything that
03:19I am doing.
03:20I want to do dancing, I want to do a boat trip, maybe some healing, rooftop bar.
03:24I think it's something you do.
03:25What about today, pick one?
03:26I'd love to go on a boat.
03:27Are you sure?
03:29Right, we are going on a boat.
03:30Yay!
03:30Thank God.
03:31It has to be a yacht.
03:33Have you got any photos of the boat we can see first?
03:35A yacht?
03:36Erm, no, it's the end of your 20s, so I want to see you on top four, and we'll see
03:40everyone on top four up a day, okay?
03:44Yes!
03:46Well, would you want to get ready and dress nice?
03:48Yay!
03:49Listen, listen, listen, before we go out, do we have to shall book something for you before we go?
03:54Me?
03:55Where's your 30th?
03:56Yeah, we're going to book first.
03:57Yeah, right, one, two, three.
04:01Morning!
04:02Yeah!
04:05Hello!
04:07Hello!
04:08Hello!
04:09Hello!
04:09Hello!
04:09Hello!
04:11I am in shock that Gary's back, but I'm more in shock that he looks exactly the same.
04:15I need to know his surgeon.
04:17Is it the stripper?
04:20What's happening?
04:20You're good.
04:21Fucking hell, Gary.
04:22I didn't think I'd ever see the day where I'd see you walk through that door again, but wow, it's
04:28fucking so good to have you back.
04:30You're finally growing that beard!
04:32How are you?
04:33Gary, how are you?
04:33Hello, nice to meet you.
04:34Nice to meet you.
04:35You all right?
04:35Yeah, you good?
04:36You all right?
04:36Hello!
04:38Gary, this is crazy!
04:40You know how I feel?
04:42It's so nice to see Gary.
04:44It just feels so right that he's back here with us all in the Geordie family again.
04:48I can't even speak.
04:49I'm literally shaking.
04:50How long has it been since you've been in?
04:51About nine years.
04:52Nine years?
04:54Fucking hell, that's an end of the reunion.
04:55Aaron was exactly the same when he came in.
04:57It was only about six months.
04:58He was like, I can't speak.
04:59I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
04:59It is so fucking good having Gaz back.
05:02He's one of the OGs.
05:03He's a cool lads and I really get along with him.
05:05I was like, I know everyone.
05:07Why am I nervous?
05:08In the taxi, I was like sweating his ear off.
05:11I'm like, ah!
05:12I'm not sure how I feel about this.
05:14I've seen Gaz like once since that time he kicked us off a boat.
05:18Can you believe it?
05:1930 years old.
05:20I know.
05:20I bet you remember when I was here.
05:22When she walked in, what did she do?
05:23Right, so when you walked in, I was 30.
05:25Right.
05:27And you walked in, you were 21 or something and you went...
05:29Nightdead actually.
05:30Yeah, you walked in and you went, oh my God, I watched you on TV from school.
05:33And I was like, yeah, that's quite cute to leave that hour.
05:36And then now, now I'm nearly 40 and you're 30.
05:40I never in a million years would think that Gary would go
05:44back in this house.
05:45He's normally fucking knitting or playing golf or making scones.
05:49So him to be back, it's like, what the fuck?
05:51Let's have a drink.
05:53I don't even drink anymore, man.
05:54Fuck that, I'm completely gone.
05:55I don't even drink anymore, man.
05:58I missed you, son.
05:59I missed you.
06:00You're good.
06:01I know, yeah, good.
06:02I'm really happy to see you.
06:03I've been watching from afar.
06:04I just haven't been involved.
06:07I know.
06:07You all right?
06:08Good.
06:08It's been a long time.
06:09We've got a lot of catching.
06:10We have.
06:11I cannot believe that Gary Beedle has made the decision
06:15to come back to the family after all of these years.
06:18And I'm just excited to see what he's been doing.
06:21This is so weird.
06:22How is it weird?
06:23But it's just like, I actually said the other day,
06:25imagine Gary's face just there.
06:26The crazy thing is I've been through so much with everyone in this house,
06:30and so to walk in and see everyone, I thought it'd be weird,
06:33but it feels like I've never been away.
06:36Yeah, to be fair, I don't really, like, I'm just in my own little bubble.
06:38I just kind of like gym, paddle, running, cycling, golf,
06:42doing the YouTube, like, just got loads of different little things going on.
06:46It's funny seeing Gary nervous though.
06:48Gary's always nervous.
06:49No, but it's funny seeing him like this uncomfortable,
06:51just because obviously when our first came in,
06:53I was uncomfortable and I was just nice to see, like, an original.
06:56That he is shy.
06:57Yeah.
06:58But he's always been like that, you know?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Well, come on.
07:01Yeah, let's get ready.
07:03Boys, don't take forever.
07:04Get ready, please.
07:05We're ready.
07:06The cheeky cunt.
07:07Oops.
07:08Aaron, don't get lippy because your best pals here, yeah?
07:10I feel like I know you, but I don't know you.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:12Soph has always said that I'd get on with Gary very well.
07:15I've heard, well, I know he's a keen golfer.
07:17I'm a keen golfer myself.
07:18You stay in contact with anyone?
07:19Do you speak to yourself?
07:21I always say, if anyone walks around that corner,
07:23I'd be like, fuck it, oi oi, like, what are you doing?
07:25But I'm not like...
07:27A lot of the girls now stay closely, close to him, you know, like...
07:29Marnie, I think you've spoken to Gaz the most, really.
07:32Have I?
07:32Well, back in the day,
07:33he was messaging all the time about kids, wasn't he?
07:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:36It was really nice to see him.
07:37He looks well, to be honest, he doesn't look any different.
07:39It was really nice to see him.
07:39Do you think he's had surgery?
07:41He looks like that he's here.
07:43The thing I do, what I always stare at here as well,
07:44I can't help it, is nose.
07:46He's got a very good nose.
07:47Yeah, very good nose.
07:47Very good.
07:48He's got the best tip ever.
07:50Hasn't he?
07:50Yeah, he's got a good tip.
07:52Lovely tip.
07:52They take the phone for me, Serge, I'm like, ooh, nice tip.
07:55What a lovely tip you have.
07:58That could be if someone walked in there.
08:00Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
08:01Yeah, not that sort of tip.
08:02I just think now seems like the perfect time for Gary to come back.
08:06We're all growing up, it just feels right.
08:09It's like going back to Yoda, isn't it, Gaz?
08:12Jesus Christ.
08:13There you go, that's yours.
08:15It's me.
08:16Well on.
08:20Being back in a single bed with all the lads, this just feels like a bit weird.
08:25Brings back memories this, doesn't it?
08:26Jesus.
08:27We used to freaking just bounce in them, didn't we?
08:30Living in the house was like, it was, when everything was all smooth and everything,
08:34and no-one was arguing, it was the best place in the world.
08:37CHEERING
08:38When there was arguments happening in Dubai, it can be quite intense because you can't escape it.
08:44Fucking hell!
08:45Fucking hell!
08:47I remember being in Cancun when no-one was speaking to us.
08:49I was just stuck in a house with eight people who hated us.
08:52So, it's like, it's the best place in the world, but it can't be the worst place in the world
08:56because you are literally trapped there.
08:59Are we all ready?
09:01Woo!
09:01I said, are we all ready?
09:03Yeah!
09:04He's going to be excited now!
09:05Yeah!
09:06Let's get to the boat, then!
09:08Yeah!
09:09Yeah!
09:10Yeah!
09:10Come on, birthday.
09:11Oh, I might drink wine with you in your car.
09:13You go with them, then Chantal get in the air.
09:15There we go, sorted.
09:15Summer loves, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
09:30Woo!
09:31You cannot bump it in now!
09:33Oh my God!
09:35Look at me!
09:35Oh, Nathan, this is exactly what I wanted!
09:38You did too!
09:38I'm having the best time. There's drinks on arrival,
09:42Prosecco, there's also, like, a little cheese ball.
09:45Fuck, I don't know, I feel like Victoria Beckham.
09:52Wow!
09:54Yeah, Stifon!
09:58Are we all aboard? Yeah.
10:00I feel like Nathan is pulling this trip out of the bag,
10:02and I cannot complain. Boat party bitches.
10:05Right, guys, do you want to cheers, then?
10:06No, no, no, no.
10:07Merry Christmas, Charlie!
10:10Right, um, firstly, it's nice to be back.
10:13Chloe, can't believe you're 30.
10:14I do. And, yeah, let's set sail
10:16and have some fucking brie.
10:18Yeah!
10:27Not gonna lie, I'm having a great time on this boat trip,
10:30and it's really taken my mind off missing my boyfriend, Jack.
10:37I think, coming back, I didn't know if people would have actually changed,
10:40but, like, looking at Jay, who is now vegan and so into his food,
10:44and he's still training, and you've got Marnie, who's pregnant, sitting there.
10:47Holly's like, yeah, I'm only having a few drinks.
10:50Sophie's still dancing and stuff, enjoying herself,
10:52but she's still just normal.
10:54Even Chloe, as daft as she is, I feel like she's even grown up.
10:57So, it honestly is nice to see.
11:03The wind on this boat party is fucking awful.
11:06I'm sure mine and Kelly's hair transplants have just flew back to Turkey.
11:11And we're back.
11:12I know, mate, I know, cheers.
11:14I'm fucking glad you're coming, like,
11:15cos when you left, I'd done the next series,
11:18and I left when you left cos I just thought I walked in with you,
11:20and it just wasn't right.
11:21And then I was thinking, ah, it doesn't feel the same.
11:24To be fair, I wouldn't have came back if you weren't here.
11:27Aaron was obviously a massive part of me coming back.
11:29I remember walking Aaron into the Jodie Show house for the first time
11:32with being mates before Jodie Show.
11:34I wanted him to have a good time as well.
11:36I think he also needs this.
11:37He's been going through a bit of shit.
11:38I'm here for him, and he's here for me.
11:41I'm just understanding where I fit in.
11:43I've always said I'll come back,
11:44but I'm not going to act or be different to how I am at home.
11:48Yeah, of course.
11:48Obviously, it's completely different.
11:51Yeah, yeah. I can tell it's different.
11:52Well, I better pay it there.
11:53I can see little whispers about James coming back.
11:55What is going on with James?
11:59From the last one in Thailand, like, Ricky, James and Jay,
12:01there's a massive friend about that.
12:03Then James has done an interview saying,
12:04oh, Ricky, he's always had a problem with talking to birds like shit.
12:07So then someone's went to Ricky's mom.
12:09Look at this interview about your son.
12:11So that's when Ricky's gunning, fucking gunning for James.
12:15It's going to go fucking off.
12:17What do you think Kyle will do?
12:18Do you think Kyle will just jump to find James?
12:20I had to separate Kyrie and Ricky during that.
12:22Oh, really?
12:22I was like, what the fuck, and I was going to each other.
12:24I was like, what are you doing?
12:25That's, it's going to go off.
12:27That's what I was going to say.
12:27It's going to go off, but it's not, it won't affect you.
12:29See, this is the part that I didn't want to come back to.
12:32I'm a bit good because I want it to stay like this for as long as possible
12:35because this is happy and it's nice.
12:37I don't really want to be here when everything starts kicking off.
12:42Well, this is nice.
12:44Just catching up.
12:44All right.
12:45Can I stand here?
12:45Cheers.
12:46All right, cheers.
12:47Well, this is lovely, isn't it?
12:48It's weird, isn't it?
12:52It's just a bit awkward that I'm standing catching up with Kyle on a boat
12:57when I sent him packing in Greece on a boat.
13:00Holly the Votner's off again.
13:02Doesn't this look familiar?
13:04In all the years of Geordie Shore,
13:06the biggest event to rock the family was my break-up with Kyle
13:10when we were island hopping around Greece.
13:16And the way it all came to a head when we were out in a nightclub.
13:20That's my ex-boy, man.
13:24In front of my face!
13:26And when we left the club, Aaron kicked off in the car with Kyle.
13:30Yeah, I mean, Holly, okay?
13:31Every fucking night.
13:32And it all ended with one of the biggest fucking fights
13:35the family had ever seen.
13:37You're a lot!
13:38You're a lot!
13:38You're a lot!
13:38You're a lot!
13:39Something had to be done,
13:40and it was Gary that came up with the solution that left me devastated.
13:43Oh, this is weird.
13:49One of you's gonna have to go.
13:51I'll make it easier for you.
13:53I'll go.
13:54I'm gonna go.
14:07It is crazy to think that something that was so big back then
14:11is now just a distant memory.
14:12And I'm just hoping that what's in the past
14:14is gonna stay in the past.
14:16Can I ask you a question?
14:17Why now have you decided to come back?
14:18Why now?
14:19Of all the times, like, now...
14:20Because I'm, yeah.
14:20Because Aaron's back.
14:21So, if Aaron wasn't here, you wouldn't have come back?
14:23No.
14:24So, I mean nothing to you, then?
14:25No.
14:26That just solidifies everything I ever thought about our friendship.
14:30Gary can say that he's come back for Aaron all he wants,
14:32but when he did leave George Shaw,
14:34he unfollowed every single person,
14:36but he never unfollowed me.
14:37So, I think Gary just likes to pretend that he doesn't like me.
14:41Yeah, I'm just getting filled in.
14:42But obviously, the...
14:44What's it called?
14:45The cat out the bag.
14:46Before the cat out the bag, where is he?
14:47He's in the bag.
14:48Like, obviously, the cat in the bag is James and all this going on,
14:52but when he let the cat out of the bag,
14:53so I'm like, what is it before you let the cat out of the bag?
14:54Aye.
14:55Cat's in the bag.
14:57So, the cat...
14:57Phil is in.
14:58Phil is in.
14:59I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.
15:01Put the cat in the bag.
15:01Are you worried about what's the crack, basically?
15:03Yeah, what's the crack, yeah?
15:04The cat in the bag.
15:06What the fuck is he talking about?
15:09I think it's got so blown out of proportion
15:11that it needs to get brought back down to actually what happened.
15:14If it all gets irate and everyone's kicking off,
15:16I think you need to stay calm to get James away
15:19and wait until it calms down.
15:21You need to be that person for James
15:22where we can be that person for Jay and Ricky.
15:26So we can be like, whoa, whoa, boys, calm down,
15:28let's just wait and have a chat,
15:29and you can be like, James, come and wait.
15:30Gary, you've been here for five minutes.
15:33Why have you picked a side?
15:35Look, it's Chloe's birthday.
15:36We're on a boat.
15:37We're going on this nice little boat.
15:38That's the thing in this valley.
15:39You don't want to ruin Chloe's birthday.
15:39Can't be able to talk about James anymore.
15:41Let's go.
15:45I have to sit here by myself.
15:49So they're on Ricky's side as well.
15:51Yeah.
15:52I'm a bit worried when it doesn't work.
15:54I am worried now.
15:55I'm really worried.
15:56It is good that Gary is back
15:58and that he's with everyone.
16:01He should be here.
16:03But me and Gaz have always been on different sides.
16:07I'm a bit unsure if he's ever actually like this.
16:10Do you know what it is?
16:11When I thought, when Gaz came back there
16:13and I thought to myself,
16:14all right, well, he's going to be neutral.
16:16Well, Aaron's neutral like that.
16:17And then they've just said that in that chat.
16:19Like, they'd have Jay and Ricky's back.
16:21No, I don't think they can have his back.
16:23I think it's more of a case they've got to put him away.
16:25Me and Kyle's a bit of a weird one.
16:26Like, when Kyle first came into the house,
16:28we got on,
16:29but I think it just took him a very long time
16:31to find his feet.
16:32So I never really got close to it.
16:35I don't think a lot of the lads did back then.
16:37But it's nice to see him kind of 10 years later
16:40I feel like now he has found his feet.
16:42I feel more alone now
16:43and the only person I've got in here is you.
16:45I don't care.
16:46I'd rather have that.
16:46I'd rather have my real friends
16:47I actually talk to inside and outside this house.
16:49I know.
16:49I'm not fucking fake.
16:50I never will be.
16:53Gary's still the same, isn't he?
16:54He is.
16:55As much as people say he's not,
16:56he is.
16:57I mean, he's not going to go out
16:58and bang like 50 birds, is he?
16:59But he's...
17:00It's...
17:01The way you talk to him,
17:03it's still
17:05all about gas.
17:12It's a nice naughty little nectarine team.
17:15Matthew's love.
17:18Ah, this is the life.
17:19This is the life.
17:23I'm really enjoying myself, you know.
17:24It's old, I won't be a few 30.
17:26I know, I know.
17:26You've grown so much, though, Chloe.
17:28I know, I have.
17:28You know, it's me and you
17:29never used to get along back in the day.
17:31How close we are now, though.
17:33Yeah, we are, we are.
17:34Last time in Thailand,
17:35me and Ricky didn't really say,
17:37aye, aye, we've never really been close.
17:38But now that I've actually, like,
17:40started spending a little bit more time with him,
17:41he's actually a really nice lad
17:43and I feel like he's really misunderstood.
17:45It's by me to stop buying houses as well, as well.
17:48Oh, fuck, what the hell?
17:48I'm not just for her now.
17:50No, you are, though.
17:50And Joyce, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
17:52Appreciate it, I really appreciate it.
17:53Honestly, I've had Aaron back here,
17:55Gary back here.
17:55I feel so, like,
17:57I feel like it's starting to come together.
17:58I mean, it just feels so good.
18:00I know it's Chloe's birthday,
18:02but I've got something really fucking important
18:03that I need to bring up to her
18:05that I haven't told anyone else about.
18:07James has been very, very, very two-faced
18:09with Nathan.
18:11Nathan?
18:12With Nathan, he's been very jealous of him.
18:14Nathan and James have always been close,
18:16so what do you mean jealous?
18:17I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm checking them to buy it.
18:19So he always used to whinge
18:20and complain and moan
18:21about how much work Nathan was getting.
18:23Don't understand, like, what was he actually saying?
18:25He just spout the shoulders
18:26and, and, you know,
18:27he's getting this, he's getting that,
18:28why he's getting this.
18:29So he was jealous of him every single moment.
18:32Nathan is a massive, like, personality.
18:34That's right, we all know that.
18:36You all get some more shows
18:37and we all literally encourage each other.
18:39I'm just, I'm so taken back.
18:40I'm a bit hurt.
18:41We all, we all don't work that way, though.
18:42But that's the type of person, is he?
18:43He puts on this persona
18:44and this character of,
18:46I'm everyone's friend,
18:47I'm the Mr. Nice Guy.
18:48Fucking hell,
18:49I've got right caught up in this.
18:50I hate awkward situations like this
18:53and, to be honest,
18:54I wish Ricky never told us.
18:55I am a little bit shocked
18:56because I didn't think James was like that.
18:58But my main priority is telling Nathan.
19:00I don't know whether he's going to be arsed.
19:02He might not even care,
19:03but my main priority
19:04is telling him what God said.
19:05It's quite annoying and upsetting for me
19:07because I'm going to have to say something to Nathan
19:09because Nathan loves James.
19:11And I'm just,
19:11I don't know how he's going to take it,
19:13to be honest,
19:13because if I personally found it out
19:15about my friend saying
19:16they don't want us to do good,
19:17how are I getting all the work,
19:18I'll be devastated,
19:19if I'm honest.
19:20Now that all of this is going on
19:21and Ricky's told us all this information,
19:23I just feel like it's getting worse
19:24and worse and worse
19:25and I'm getting further away
19:27from thinking I'm going to have
19:28this good 30th birthday.
19:36Let's go!
19:47Come on!
19:49Let's get drunk as a skunk!
19:53Come on,
19:53I might go to bed with you tonight.
19:55Shall we go out in the garden?
19:57Fucking hell,
19:58after seeing Gary on the boat
20:00and him telling us that
20:01if things get too heated
20:02he's going to take Ricky to one side,
20:04I have to get James on the phone?
20:12Hello.
20:12Hello.
20:15What's going on?
20:21Hello, mate.
20:22How are you doing?
20:22You all right?
20:24I'm good, you?
20:25What's happening?
20:26Yeah, yeah, good, mate.
20:27Well...
20:28Missing him?
20:29I am missing you, like.
20:30But you never guess who turned up today.
20:32Fucking Gaz is back in the house.
20:35It's gone, mate.
20:36I swear down, I.
20:37You just turned up.
20:38I haven't seen Gaz in about 10 years.
20:40I honestly...
20:41It'll be like sitting in old school, mate.
20:43Yeah, exactly.
20:44That's what it's like.
20:44You need a school reunion, isn't it?
20:46Just for all the naughtiest kids.
20:48So, I know, obviously, you're friends with James.
20:51But for the past two, three years, he's been whinging and moaning how much work you've been getting.
20:57Okay.
20:58Well, I don't think that is right for me.
20:59Okay.
21:00Well, I think, as a friend, you should always want your friends to do well.
21:04And he's vented a lot.
21:06Obviously, I don't know how you're going to feel about it, but if I was you, I'd be like, well,
21:10I don't know, I am getting loads of work.
21:11Well, yeah, obviously, I get that.
21:13Like, and I get, like...
21:17I can't tell if this is genuine or if it's a reach to get me on side, because I know
21:22he's got beef with James.
21:23Because why have you waited till now to tell me?
21:26I mean, I got into it with Ricky the other night about everything that's going on at home.
21:29And it got pretty heated, got to the point where we're about to get pulled apart from each other.
21:34Still talking about what is going on about, is he, even though I'm not there?
21:37All the time.
21:38Does he got no else to talk about?
21:40I know.
21:41There's something underlying here, because I haven't done anything wrong.
21:45Mate, you've been killing it all the past few years.
21:48Yeah.
21:48You've been smashing it.
21:49You'd want to support them.
21:51He's not being that about you.
21:52What was sad?
21:53Dissing you in terms of, why is he getting so much work?
21:56Why is he getting so much work?
21:57Mate, it's something...
21:58I'm not that popular about someone being jealous of me, because at the end of the day, like, there is
22:01no one, like, not being a narcissist, but there is no one like me, so no one can do what
22:06I can do.
22:06Yeah, yeah.
22:07If I didn't know me, I would be jealous of me, and I am me.
22:12I think you need to come over.
22:14I really do.
22:15Well, do you know what?
22:16Fuck it.
22:16I'm going to book some flights.
22:17Yes.
22:18Thank God for that.
22:19I'm going to come out tomorrow.
22:21Perfect.
22:22Yeah, since Chloe's birthday, I think we've got a, like, a black tie event as well, which would be good
22:25if you turn up for that.
22:27Assuming the goodness.
22:28Yeah, all suited and booted.
22:29Mom, you're just going to hit us even more.
22:32But, you know what, I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
22:35I can't wait to see you too, mate.
22:36I can't wait to see both of yous.
22:38Love yous.
22:39See yous later.
22:39Bye.
22:39See you, man.
22:40Bye.
22:41Bye.
22:45The only thing I don't like is, obviously, that you and James are, like, at heads, but I just, like,
22:50I don't like how, like, other people get involved.
22:52I do, I'm not talking wrong.
22:54I'm only saying what he said to us.
22:56I just want you to be trapped with respect when it comes to friendships.
22:59But I would rather you know than just finding out of him on the day.
23:02It's a shame.
23:03You trusted someone that you can't trust?
23:04Yeah.
23:05Okay.
23:06Do you want me just to give you a minute?
23:12I don't mind.
23:15Love you, Nathan.
23:16Love you.
23:16Bye.
23:18I think Chloe and Ricky thought this conversation was going to go a different type of way.
23:22Would someone be jealous of me?
23:24That is no new news.
23:27Oh.
23:33Nathan, how's it going, mate?
23:35Just wanted to drop you a quick message.
23:37I've just spoke to Kyle, and I've decided that me and Leah, we're going to come out tomorrow.
23:43It's Chloe's birthday.
23:44We wouldn't miss it for the world.
23:46And we know there's so much shit happening that we need to come and sort out.
23:50So I can't wait to see us, and I'll see us tomorrow.
23:54Well, I'm not going to get one wink of fucking sleep now.
24:14Last night, Ricky dropped some weird shit on me, saying that James is jealous of me.
24:18To be honest, if James is jealous of me, that's the last thing on my mind right now.
24:22I want to get this place looking amazing for Chloe's birthday.
24:26I had really bad dreams.
24:28So did I have.
24:29Trevor Bond.
24:30I had dreams I had sex with someone.
24:32And it wasn't Jordan.
24:36Morning, mate.
24:38Morning.
24:39How are you?
24:39Back's killing us.
24:41I'll tell you what, this back's causing you some issues, mind, isn't it?
24:44Yeah, it's on me leg.
24:46My back is getting no better, and it's really, really annoying us.
24:49Especially because we've came out here for Chloe's 30th.
24:52I don't want to miss out, so I've booked myself some physio.
24:54I'll see you when I get back.
24:56Yeah, right.
24:57Hope you're well, mate.
24:58I'll see you soon.
24:58Trailer.
25:04Morning, Gary Biedel.
25:05Morning.
25:05Nice to see you still here, and you haven't run off and left us yet.
25:09Tomorrow.
25:10Morning.
25:11Morning.
25:13That's not cooked.
25:14I told you.
25:15Take it, then.
25:16I'm doing salmonelli.
25:17Guys, can you remember the mess we used to make when we used to do breakfast and stuff together?
25:21You fear the fact that we're all here having avocado and boiled eggs and spinach and rice.
25:25We've came a long way.
25:27What would you like to do whilst you're here?
25:28Go to a club.
25:30No, I don't want to go anywhere near a nightclub.
25:32Who's going to say golf?
25:33I would love to take the lads golfing.
25:34That's what you said on the boat.
25:35I never thought I'd see the day that Gary Biedel swaps nightclubs for golf clubs.
25:41He needs to remember it's Geordie Shore, not Geordie Bar.
25:45I'd love a high.
25:46Love a high.
25:47Love a wall.
25:48What about a skydive, Holly?
25:49I can't do that now, Gary.
25:51We've got children.
25:52Remember that time I was too fat to skydive when you were going to go to the airport?
25:56To be fair, you might have just wanted to be strapped to another man.
25:58Yeah, yeah.
25:59Oh, well, I mean, come on.
26:00Did you see that man?
26:02Can you actually remember that?
26:04Oh, God.
26:04Shut up.
26:05Nathan didn't tell he was gay for about the first two months he was in here.
26:08Could you tell?
26:09No, it's longer than that.
26:10He's in the club's got to me.
26:11He's like, I saw which birds getting hit later.
26:17When I first came on Geordie Shore, I didn't think the likes of Gary, Aaron or Scott would
26:22accept me because they're like alpha males, but when I finally did come out and Gary told
26:25me he loves me no matter what and I'm always going to be one of the boys, I'll never forget
26:29that.
26:30So, today is a very, very big, big, big day.
26:35Oh, God.
26:36We're going to have Chloe's big 30th birthday party in the middle.
26:39Woo!
26:41We're going to decorate the place really nice, but I need you's out of the way, so
26:44Marnie and Chloe, you're going to a nice hotel where you're going to spend the day
26:47getting pampered, getting ready to get that.
26:51It's a nice surprise when you come back.
26:53Since being in Lisbon, I haven't been able to get involved as much as I would have liked
26:57to, so this is just perfect to spend some quality time with Chloe and be trapped like
27:01a princess.
27:02So, myself, Jordan, Sophie, Chantelle and Abby, we're going to decorate the villa.
27:06It's done in.
27:06Yep.
27:07Is that all right?
27:07Yes.
27:07Today is going to be a fucking lot.
27:11I'm going to entertain the whole house whilst decorating the house, then throwing Chloe a birthday
27:17party all whilst being on fucking holiday.
27:21Yay!
27:22And anyone else who isn't operating on Nathan's demands?
27:28I've got a fitness boot camp sorted, so if you want to come and join that, feel free.
27:32I'll come.
27:33It looks like I've been missed out on this, so I'll come with you.
27:36Yeah.
27:36Back in the day, this would have been my worst nightmare, but somehow I've ended up in the
27:41fitness industry and a date boot camp with the boys actually sounds like a brilliant idea.
27:45So this might be good news, it might be bad news for some, but James and Leah are on their
27:50way, and they'll be coming to the party tonight as well, so just thought I'd let you know, you did
27:54message me last night and told me, so...
27:57Fight night!
27:58Fight night!
27:59This is not going to be a party.
28:01As soon as Ricky gets back, I need to let him know that James is coming, because obviously, they've got
28:06things to sort out.
28:07Right, let's party, bitches!
28:15Bye!
28:17Bye, everyone!
28:18Are you going now?
28:19Yeah.
28:20This house better be tip-top when we get back.
28:22Excuse me, it's not a party.
28:24It's a party!
28:25I've expected big things from you, Nathan.
28:27I want yous.
28:28I'll open it off, yes.
28:29Make sure you look gorgeous.
28:30Don't come back into that texture.
28:32Don't come back into that...
28:34Ew, that's weird.
28:35Get out!
28:36Don't come back to that texture.
28:38I love you!
28:38Have a nice time!
28:39Bye, dear!
28:40Right, she's gone!
28:42HE LAUGHS
28:44I'm hurt, I make no matter.
28:47I'm a little pie and I love it.
28:49I'm hurt, it's so fantastic.
28:51It's so fantastic, ooh, ooh, ooh.
28:55Doing, brother?
28:56How are you feeling?
28:57How was that?
28:59Painful.
29:00Was it?
29:01Aye.
29:02I had two physiosomes.
29:03Two?
29:04It really hurt.
29:05They want me to go back tomorrow.
29:06So, what I've got is sciabaga, and it's a pain in my ass.
29:09and it goes all the way down my leg
29:11and it is so, so fucking painful.
29:13You'll not be coming out this afternoon
29:16by going to the fitness boot camp?
29:18Are you really?
29:19I mean, you can come and watch if you want.
29:21Nah, I'm good. I'll chill here.
29:24On other news,
29:25confirmed James has come back the night.
29:27Yeah. Makes sense, though, doesn't it?
29:29Back at some... He's here for the party the night, definitely.
29:32Looking forward to seeing him.
29:34So that little toad is going to turn up tonight.
29:36Bring it on.
29:37He's obviously coming in.
29:39You need to speak to him.
29:40I want to speak to him and he and see how it goes, you know.
29:43Do I think it's going to go well?
29:44Probably not, but...
29:47You look like struggle from head to toe
29:51I should be walking away right now
29:54I want to get me hair done.
29:56You've got your face masked off.
29:57Might even get me lashes done.
29:59We need to just relax.
30:00Clear our heads.
30:01Yes, of course.
30:02You need to go into this party tonight, like, so zen.
30:06Refreshed, recharged and reformed.
30:09I'm so pleased that Nathan chose us to go to the hotel with Chloe for our birthday.
30:14She means the absolute world to us and now we can celebrate in style.
30:17Everyone's going to look so good as well in black tie.
30:20What do you mean black tie?
30:21It's black tie tonight.
30:23Is it?
30:24I'm wearing white.
30:26No one taught us it with black tie.
30:27Does black tie mean that, like, we've got to wear black?
30:30Are you sure about that?
30:31Like, gowns?
30:32You've got a gown?
30:32No, no one taught us to bring a gown.
30:34I've got fucking...
30:34I've got a flag.
30:39Oh, very pop.
30:49Oh, look at the little flowers.
30:51Happy birthday, Chloe.
30:53Best wishes.
30:53Oh, how nice is that?
30:55Oh, that's so cute.
30:58Am I on the Prosecco now?
31:00Yeah, do it.
31:00It's actually champagne.
31:02Is it?
31:03Frickin' hell.
31:04This is such a...
31:05Woo!
31:06I mean, you can't have one, but you can always watch me, love.
31:10It's my birthday!
31:12So, we're going to pamper, get ready, get Hayes on, but should we have some lunch first?
31:16Yeah.
31:16Are we starving?
31:17Let's align the stomach when you put the ice.
31:20Lovely bloody day.
31:21Can you feel it getting hot, getting hot, getting hot?
31:26I don't want this to ever stop, ever stop.
31:29Back in the day, the lads would do their own thing and the girls would be off doing something else.
31:33But it's actually nice now that we can all come together as friends.
31:37Probably because we're not all shagging each other.
31:58Why are they weird?
32:00It's the hard...
32:00It's the balance?
32:01The balance.
32:02They're not massively heavy, then, are they?
32:05All right, mate, calm down.
32:08How are you feeling about the night with James coming in?
32:12I feel like it's a good thing because they need to talk about it.
32:14I mean, it has to happen because everyone's formed opinions on it now.
32:18Everyone gets involved.
32:19There is so much James has got that he wants to say to Ricky and what Ricky wants to say
32:23to James.
32:24And it's going to get heated.
32:26It's going to get bad.
32:26Me and you don't need to fall out.
32:27No, no, no, I mean, I was thinking that myself.
32:30I think it's got very schoolyardy, it's very this side, that side.
32:33And I don't want it to be like that because I've always looked up to you, I've always respected you.
32:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I've always said that.
32:38I was like, you know what, I've never had an issue with Kyle and I don't want to get to
32:41a point where it comes to blows.
32:43Yeah.
32:44Do you know what I mean?
32:45Then me and you are, it just doesn't need to get to that.
32:47Because I would never want to fall out with you, mate.
32:49You know, honestly, I wouldn't.
32:51If we lost our friendship, I'd be fucking wounded.
32:54We're on the same boat with that one.
32:56Definitely.
32:56We're on the same boat with that.
32:58Yeah.
32:58It's a blast, this set.
32:59Aye.
32:59I hope you struggle with these like I did.
33:03I enjoyed that, to be fair.
33:04I haven't done much exercise since I've been here.
33:06I think everyone's banging their fitness anyway.
33:08Yeah.
33:09We've all got there in the end.
33:10The Holly I knew, like, when I first met her, she would go and get a block of cheese, microwave
33:16it, and that was her dinner.
33:17That is the same Holly who's here now, doing a circuit.
33:21It is so weird.
33:23But also really normal to have you both here.
33:27Like, it feels so natural.
33:29What we all grew up and went through, especially with the show, and then that ten years was mental.
33:34Yeah.
33:35We've all grew up together.
33:36We've all had kids.
33:37We've all...
33:38No one else understands that.
33:40It's been 15 years, nearly.
33:42Yes, there's still some drama, but thankfully it's not involving any of us right now.
33:47And James and Leah are on the way, and that's probably going to go tits up.
33:50Do you know what I am excited to meet Leah?
33:52I haven't met her.
33:52Honestly, she is such a nice...
33:55She's literally...
33:56It's not who you would have thought that James would get with.
33:59In a nutshell, it would be nice for them to walk in and say, listen, let's go and have a...
34:02Let's go and sit down.
34:03Yeah.
34:03And clean out the differences.
34:05In an ideal world...
34:06Yes, but this is never idealism.
34:09This is never an ideal world.
34:18There is so much work to do.
34:21We need to decorate.
34:22We need to organise.
34:23We need to get ready.
34:25We need to make sure this place looks amazing.
34:28Queen, boss, queen, boss.
34:31Two people take that.
34:32Wait, Ricky's got a bad background.
34:34Where is this going?
34:35I'll be popping them over there.
34:36Do you want to take that straight in the garden, guys?
34:38Obrigado, obrigado.
34:40Where do you want the cocktail tables?
34:42Outside.
34:48Just stay there for a second.
34:50We need more people!
34:53Fucking hell!
34:55Faster, guys!
35:00I miss you.
35:02Love a foot massage, you know me.
35:04For someone that's in absolute agony.
35:07Give us the best massage that you've ever given me before.
35:12That's nice.
35:13Oh, we got there for a bit.
35:14No, that wasn't long enough.
35:16Bring them down.
35:17Put them over here.
35:22Look how pretty it is.
35:28Oh, my darling.
35:30Oh, my God.
35:31This is so romantic.
35:33Are we on a date?
35:34Wow, this is so nice, isn't it?
35:37Oh, I love it.
35:38Look how beautiful.
35:39Wow.
35:40This is the first time I've really, truly seen Lisbon.
35:42Like, is this how beautiful it is?
35:44I know, I can't get over it.
35:45Wow, Molly, that looks beautiful.
35:47Honestly, stunning.
35:48But, like, I need to ask you, right?
35:50Turning 30, because I'm scared, I'm panicking about, like,
35:52I want kids, I want a family.
35:54Like, I have lived my life now.
35:56Is it good turning 30?
35:57I feel like it's just the best years of your life.
36:00Is it?
36:00In what way?
36:01There's no insecurities.
36:03Yeah.
36:03You know what you want out of life.
36:04You just, you probably become a woman.
36:06Yeah.
36:07And does something just switch?
36:08Mm-hmm.
36:08Really?
36:09I think so, yeah.
36:10Or drinks?
36:13Lovely.
36:14It's mad how you're in the coffee and I'm in the wine.
36:16I feel like all Chloe's anxiety just comes from turning 30.
36:20I know she wants kids, but I know she's not ready for them.
36:23She needs to just focus on what she truly wants
36:25instead of caring about what other people think.
36:2830s, it's just a number.
36:29Age is just a number.
36:31Are you excited for tonight, though?
36:32Yeah, I'm buzzing.
36:33I feel like Nathan's done a really good job.
36:34He has.
36:35I hope he's got us a cake.
36:36Cake?
36:36You need to put out some candles.
36:38Yeah, I do.
36:39I hope it's a stripper.
36:40Would you want one?
36:41Yeah, no, like, just cos it's funny, innit?
36:42Like, if it's a girl or a boy, I don't mind.
36:44I just want someone to fling us around a bit.
36:46Not wrong with that.
36:46I'm looking for a car and touch, love.
36:48It's been so nice to watch you grow up.
36:52I feel like you've become such a successful, amazing woman.
36:56Shall we have a little cuddle on that note?
36:57Yeah, I'm not a cuddle, but I'll give you a cuddle.
36:59I don't remember, I can with a big belly.
37:00Happy birthday.
37:01Ooh!
37:02Ooh!
37:03I'm not a cuddle, but I love you as well.
37:05Thank you for this lovely day.
37:06This is, like, what, 12 years of friendship?
37:0812 years of friendship now, fucking hell.
37:10How crazy.
37:11How are we then?
37:12We'll go and get ready then for a ten.
37:17Hello, everyone.
37:18We're back.
37:37This is a big villa party for Chloe's 30th, and we are making such an effort with the
37:42outfits, with the hair, with the villa.
37:45So hopefully when she comes back, she is going to be very, very happy.
37:49Move like a boss, yeah, move like a boss.
37:52I've just come to check to make sure it's all looking great.
37:56I'm the event organiser.
37:57Yeah?
37:57Yeah, sorry, I'm a bit underdressed.
38:00What have we got?
38:02Well, this looks great.
38:03Oh, brigado.
38:04Brigado.
38:06Thank you very much.
38:07Tonight is the pinnacle moment.
38:09This holiday all centres around this party.
38:12I just hope Chloe remembers this for the rest of her life.
38:15When you see me, I will look more.
38:16Oh, they're nice as well.
38:18The flowers.
38:20Great job.
38:21Stunning.
38:22Chef's kiss.
38:26Woo!
38:28Party time.
38:30We're ready.
38:31Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:33Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:35Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:37Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:37Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:39I'll tell you one thing.
38:40This is the life morning.
38:43I'm really excited for you tonight.
38:45I think you're going to have a good night.
38:49I think they would have went all out for you.
38:50I do.
38:51Listen, you know Nathan can bring the fucking party, so...
38:55Yeah.
38:55Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:57Bounce with it, bounce with it.
38:58Rock with it, rock with it.
39:01Feeling it, feeling it.
39:02What do you see in the decoration then?
39:03Yeah!
39:04I think we've done well.
39:06Doesn't really look that much different if I'm willing.
39:08There's always one negative person, isn't there?
39:10I'm not being negative, but chugging a few balloons in a pool
39:14does not make your party planner of the year,
39:16but I'm sure we'll also have a great night.
39:18Nathan, you look fabulous.
39:21You do look nice.
39:22I like that.
39:22You do look amazing, Nathan, but it is about Chloe, remember?
39:26Yeah.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Just, just...
39:27That's fine.
39:29It's not my version.
39:31Oh!
39:34Love it.
39:35Love it.
39:36Nathan, you are amazing.
39:36You can laugh all you want, but I look fucking better than all of you,
39:39so it doesn't matter.
39:40Shall we make our way in the bar and get a drink?
39:42Yay!
39:43Shout!
39:44Shout!
39:45Last one there is a gay boy!
39:47I'm actually excited for tonight.
39:49It's not often that we all get dressed up.
39:51It's actually amazing to be here and see Chloe hitting 30.
39:54Thanks for coming.
39:55Thanks for coming to Chloe's party.
39:57Thanks for coming to Chloe's party.
39:58Thanks for coming.
39:59But where is Chloe?
40:00Let's run away.
40:03Well, them pink lights are always little.
40:05And also, them pink lights are always little, but are.
40:07What is that?
40:08With them contours.
40:09Have they done that for you?
40:11Don't know.
40:12You look exotic.
40:14Oh, thanks.
40:14A flamenco dancer.
40:17How are you doing, Ed?
40:18Yeah, yes, I'm sweet.
40:19You?
40:20Good.
40:21It's gonna be okay.
40:30Oh, my God.
40:30This looks so nice.
40:32This is better than what I expected.
40:34I'm not gonna lie.
40:35Hello?
40:36Happy birthday!
40:40Woo!
40:40Oh, my God.
40:41Oh, my God.
40:41Oh, my God.
40:42Oh, my God.
40:42Oh, my God.
40:42Oh, it's victorious.
40:47I can't believe how much effort that Nathan is actually putting in my 30th birthday.
40:51Like, I am actually really overwhelmed, and I wouldn't wanna spend it with anyone else.
40:56Oh, my God!
40:58This is so good!
41:00I am so excited for tonight.
41:02I feel like it's gonna be an amazing party.
41:04Everyone's together, and I feel like we might actually get a little bit tipsy.
41:07I thought it'd be nice to give Chloe a little speech, because it is your 30th.
41:12So, I just wanna raise a glass to my best friend and my sister.
41:17I am so glad that we started...
41:19Don't start crying, cos I'll start crying.
41:2211 years ago, we never knew each other.
41:24And then we walked into this dysfunctional, crazy family and became the bestest friends.
41:30And since then, I've seen you through the highest, the lowest of lows.
41:33But no matter what, we've always had each other's backs.
41:35And I'm so glad that all of yous have came here to celebrate her birthday.
41:40We can celebrate in style.
41:42Yeah.
41:42But tonight, we honour you, Chloe, because you are the glue of the family.
41:47We all love you.
41:47You are all of our little sister.
41:49You are a princess.
41:50Tonight, we're gonna have such a good party for Chloe's 30th.
41:55But James is about to arrive.
41:58And although I cannot wait to see him, I don't know if I'm ready for probably what lies ahead tonight.
42:05So everyone, raise a glass to miss Chloe Ferry.
42:09Yes, Chloe!
42:11Yes, Chloe!
42:12Yes, Chloe!
42:12DJ, play the fucking music!
42:14Yeah!
42:19Here we go!
42:21Oh, shit!
42:23Touch him, Chloe!
42:24Oh, shit!
42:24Oh!
42:27Oh!
42:29Oh!
42:30Oh!
42:30Oh!
42:31Oh!
42:31There's no way that I'm gonna let Ricky turn the Geordies against us.
42:34Hello!
42:37Hello, sir.
42:38Welcome back.
42:39Hello.
42:40You have the vent hour against me for two years.
42:44Hang on.
42:45Nathan, I fucking love you to bits.
42:46I know that.
42:47Which is why I'm, like, torn at where I am.
42:49This would never have started if you didn't do that interview.
42:51But it was facts.
42:52No, it's not, though.
42:53You weren't nasty to her.
42:55Oh, come on.
42:55You haven't got a trap record.
42:56You digged me all the way through.
42:58Off the back of what you did to me.
43:00And the way you called me, a wax melt, everything else.
43:02You're both named, Paul.
43:03Great 30th birthday!
43:29And how you called me, how you downloaded it.
43:32And you.
43:34And now that I got
43:35Oh, hey.
43:35I'm okay.
43:36Oh, hey I'm J Yes I am today.
43:37It's what I see.
43:37You
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