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🔥 Synopsis:
"A little white lie in the breakroom just became a full-time corporate contract."
To ward off a creepy colleague and secure a promotion, a hardworking executive blurts out that she’s engaged. The only problem? The man she pointed to is the notoriously strict, cold-hearted CEO who was secretly visiting the branch. Instead of firing her, he agrees to play along—for a price. Soon, the fake dates and staged kisses start feeling a little too real.
👉 Drama Details:
* Title: My Fake Office Fiance
* Genre: Office Romance, Fake Engagement, Rom-Com, CEO, Sweet & Spicy
* Format: Full Miniseries (Vertical Drama)
* Status: All Episodes Completed
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🔥 Synopsis:
"A little white lie in the breakroom just became a full-time corporate contract."
To ward off a creepy colleague and secure a promotion, a hardworking executive blurts out that she’s engaged. The only problem? The man she pointed to is the notoriously strict, cold-hearted CEO who was secretly visiting the branch. Instead of firing her, he agrees to play along—for a price. Soon, the fake dates and staged kisses start feeling a little too real.
👉 Drama Details:
* Title: My Fake Office Fiance
* Genre: Office Romance, Fake Engagement, Rom-Com, CEO, Sweet & Spicy
* Format: Full Miniseries (Vertical Drama)
* Status: All Episodes Completed
#MyFakeOfficeFiance #ShortDramaFull #MiniSeries #WebDrama #ReelShort #DramaBox #ShortTV #EnglishSubtitles
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00:15Oh
00:16Okay, time to go. What is this? It's 6 a.m. Oh my god, baby. It's too early
00:21First of all, let me be very clear. I am not your baby
00:25Second of all get out of my house before I call security. Are you crazy?
00:28No, just very busy
00:30You are seriously kicking me out after all the fun we had last night
00:37Last night was fun for you. For me, not so much. Time to go
00:42Rapido, rapido, let's keep going, keep it going
00:45Hey, listen, don't you know who my father is? You couldn't have had it all. I'll be treating you like
00:51a queen by now
00:52That is quite the offer for a one-night stand
00:54You listen to me. No man in their right mind would ever, but not ever marry you
00:59Do you understand? You are going to die alone, you heartless fucking cow
01:04Well lucky for me, I would rather die than get married
01:07To you or to anyone
01:08Goodbye
01:12My shoes are still there
01:15Fuck
01:19You're so naughty
01:20Oh, listen, I gotta go out there
01:22I love you too
01:24Well, you look happy this morning, Brian
01:26Did your boss die or something?
01:28I don't think Satan can die
01:31But it's promotion day, baby
01:33I don't know how you do it
01:34Honestly, you just have to know how to handle a filly like her
01:38Jenna's tough
01:39I'd rather work for Jenna than anyone else at the company
01:41Even when she is being a co-
01:42A new script came in
01:47I need you to redo the whole thing
01:49Right
01:51Big wigs are waiting for you in the conference room
01:53This is it
01:55I've worked my ass out for this
01:57And what a fine
02:00Job you've done
02:02I know that shit eating grin
02:04What do you want?
02:05It's promotion day
02:06For you and me
02:08I'm just dreaming of my new window office
02:09Ooh, out of the question
02:11What?
02:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no
02:13I have done everything you've asked for three years
02:16You made a deal with me when I took this job
02:18I stayed with you and put it with all of your-
02:20Look, Brian
02:21I am the boss
02:23You are the glorified secretary
02:25I decide who gets what around here
02:27You jump when I say jump
02:29You bow down when I say so
02:31Got it?
02:33Yeah
02:34So
02:36On your knees
02:47That's a good boy
02:54Don't say shit
02:57Hi
02:57Ah
03:00Jenna
03:01We've had our eye on you
03:03And we'd like you to be the next CEO
03:06Thank you
03:07However
03:08There is one little snag
03:11For you to be our CEO
03:13You're gonna have to be married
03:15Huh?
03:16That cold-hearted bitch
03:18No promotion, huh?
03:20That's it, I'm gonna quit
03:21I'm gonna go in there and tell it right to her sadistic fucking face
03:27I'm sorry
03:28I'm sorry, you're saying my options are
03:31I get married in a week
03:33Or I forfeit the CEO position?
03:36Where is this coming from?
03:37Shareholders
03:41You know my son Devin
03:42He's our newest board member
03:45As of this morning
03:47We know it sounds a little backward
03:49Shareholders expect traditional family values
03:53As a single woman, you're just too intimidating for these guys
03:58Jenna, we need to talk
04:01Alright?
04:03I can't hold it in any longer
04:04Me neither
04:05Surprise!
04:07We're engaged
04:09Whee!
04:20Oh
04:25Yep
04:27Engaged
04:27Brian
04:30Seriously?
04:32It's been three years
04:34Arnhem
04:35Brian Arnhem
04:35My assistant and the love of long life
04:39Oh!
04:40Right
04:41Is this true?
04:44Of course it is
04:46Jenna King is my
04:48Kind
04:49Sweet
04:51Loving
04:52Beyonce
04:58Damn
05:00What do you say to her?
05:02It's all settled then
05:04We'll get the paperwork made up immediately
05:06Next week after the wedding
05:08We'll make it official
05:10Of course
05:12Engaged means
05:13We'll be getting married next week
05:16It's different when you say like
05:19Congratulations
05:21Congratulations
05:22See you at the wedding
05:26You're going down King
05:27Not if things went the way they did last night
05:39What the fuck?
05:41What the fuck?
05:42What the fuck?
05:44I know
05:45Look they weren't going to give me the position unless I
05:48Said that I was married
05:50I panicked
05:51Oh
05:51Well you can keep panicking
05:53Cause we are not getting married
05:55I came in here to tell you that I quit
05:58What?
05:58And that you're a selfish asshole
06:03Oh
06:04Okay that sounded a lot more harsh
06:05Out loud
06:06What are you going to do about it huh?
06:09Fire me?
06:10You are selfish Jenna
06:12Yeah but so are you Brian
06:14Oh?
06:15What do you want?
06:18I want a raise
06:20Fine
06:20No no no I want a promotion
06:22Then the raise
06:23This is not a fucking magic lamp
06:25Oh well then I'll just tell them you lied
06:26Oh Devin
06:27No no no no no no
06:28Fine fine
06:28You can have a raise
06:30And promotion
06:31And your promotion
06:33Yeah
06:35I didn't know you were so annoying
06:37Oh well
06:39I certainly knew you were
06:42You're engaged?
06:44How could you?
06:47What are you doing?
06:51Panicking
06:53Nothing
06:59It's not like you would tell your ex-girlfriend that you're even seeing someone?
07:03What?
07:04Betrayal
07:05Tasha, come on
07:06We went out for one drink
07:09And then we slept together for months
07:14Don't
07:15Oh don't touch me
07:16As an inter-office relationship you both are subjected for an HR interview
07:23Answers to this interview are considered on the record and result in considerable fines if found to falsely represent the
07:30relationship
07:31I mean that doesn't sound legal
07:33I don't make the rules, Mr. Arnhem
07:35But I do
07:38Isn't that funny?
07:41As you know, it's a very powerful company
07:44Which means that if we ever find out that this engagement of yours is a sham
07:49Not only will you lose the CEO position, but we will ruin you
07:55Legal or not
07:59Right
08:00Question number one
08:01When was the first time you two were intimate?
08:07Oh, you owe me a big time
08:11It was, uh, after the Poulsen style party
08:15Yeah, Ms. King, Jenna, invited me as her plus one
08:22Clark, honey, you said you would do it
08:25No, I don't want to
08:26Stop
08:37And, uh, we shared a very, very special night
08:41What?
08:43What?
08:44We need to stop
08:46What are you
08:47No, I'm not
08:48Come on
08:49Come on, show me
08:51What do you got?
08:52Best move
08:53Step touch
08:59Come
09:00A little bit
09:09Can I kiss you?
09:11Such a gentleman
09:14Time to go
09:22Thanks, bud
09:24Let's go
09:29Yep
09:30That was the first time we were intimate
09:33Charmy
09:34Moving on
09:36What is Jenna's favorite underwear?
09:39This is ridiculous
09:40Standard procedure
09:42Yeah, but if you don't want to go through it, I'm more than happy to tell the board that you
09:46were receiving the offer of CEO
09:50Black lace
09:52From Agent Lace
09:54Collab with Lovely Design
09:55Is it also standard procedure to, uh, have her strip right here to prove it?
10:00This is so funny
10:01He's so funny
10:02Yeah
10:04Favorite movie?
10:05Speed 2
10:07Favorite flower?
10:08Peonies, especially when they're not in season
10:15Well, you two seem to know a lot about each other, right?
10:18Brian
10:19But Brian, did you happen to know that your fiancee here, she was cheating on you last night
10:25With me?
10:30Yeah, well, we, uh, had a sort of last hurrah moment
10:36And, uh, honestly, I'm just surprised that she spent her last hurrah slumming it with you
10:44You two better watch her back because I'm coming for you
10:47And I'll expose you
10:49And then I'll ruin you both
10:53Good luck
10:56Tasha
11:05That was brutal
11:06I can't believe you slept with that guy
11:08You're one to talk
11:10Touché
11:13He's right though
11:16If we're gonna do this, we need to really commit
11:20You need to move in, tonight
11:24Here
11:25Take my card
11:26I'll cover any moving expenses
11:29Look, this isn't ideal for me either
11:32Believe me
11:33But we need to make it at least look like we're on a united front
11:41By the way, how did you do that?
11:42Know all the answers to the questions
11:44It's like you were living in my brain
11:47Jenna
11:47No
11:48It's literally my job to know and anticipate everything about you
11:52Well, it's creepy
11:54Hey, just be glad they didn't ask anything about me
11:57What is that supposed to mean?
11:59You know absolutely nothing about me
12:02That is incredibly untrue
12:04Where am I from?
12:05A farm?
12:09Ville
12:10Nice, how old am I?
12:13Hopefully over 18, am I right?
12:15I'm turning 30 on Sunday
12:17Really? 30?
12:18Yeah
12:18And you're still an assistant?
12:22My bad
12:22I will take you out for a nice dinner
12:28Sunday is the day that we're getting married
12:30Right
12:32Ranger
12:34Oh
12:36This is serious, Jenna
12:39Alright, it's probably fun for you fucking around with finance bros
12:43But this could ruin us
12:45And you might be fine
12:47But I could lose everything
12:49I'm out on a limb for you
12:51I know
12:52I know I'm asking a lot of you
12:54But I swear I will make it up to you
12:57Starting today
13:03Fuck off my ass
13:10That's right, mother
13:12Fuck!
13:17No fucking way
13:20Welcome home, sweetheart
13:22What did you do?
13:23You told me I needed to move in
13:25So I moved in
13:26It's like a fucking manosphere
13:28Threw up on my house
13:31Our house
13:33You know, I'm starting to agree with Devin
13:35This place could use a bit more of a masculine touch
13:38Bro
13:40Oh, and here, these receipts are for you
13:43Get your feet off of the designer chair
13:46Were you raised in a barn?
13:48No, the farmhouse next to the barn
13:57Two
13:58Two
14:00God, I love that
14:06Is this a fucking waterbed?
14:07You know, my landlord would never let me have it
14:09Where is the $3,000 California king I had custom-made?
14:14Oh, right, in the alley, being used by a wino as a toilet
14:18Hey
14:20Don't worry about it
14:22Ah
14:23Oh, come on
14:24Now we can sleep all close and snuggly
14:26Very cute!
14:27Now I can see that you're pleased with yourself
14:30Torturing me
14:30Oh, I thought you'd like it
14:31I don't let anyone sleep with me
14:33Not even hookups
14:36This is supposed to be my space
14:38Away from people
14:40My sanctuary
14:41Our sanctuary
14:43Finish that word
14:45I will smother you with a pillow
14:52If this is going to work
14:54There are going to be certain rules that we both need to agree to
14:58A contract
15:00Got it?
15:01I'm keeping the bed
15:03Keep the bed
15:04I will sleep in the guest room
15:09What does our engagement contract say about consummating the marriage?
15:13Don't
15:13Take that as a no
15:16Okay, engagement contract
15:18Here are the terms
15:21Sleeping quarters
15:23Will be separate
15:26Next add
15:27Physical affection only when required
15:30Like in public
15:32Nothing gratuitous
15:34Gratuitous?
15:40You mean
15:45Take this
15:50Yeah, I'll try to control myself
15:58Good
16:00Nothing gratuitous
16:02No dating or hooking up
16:03Until the CEO paperwork is signed
16:05And my promotion paperwork
16:08Whatever
16:09And...
16:10Full and total verbal commitment to each other
16:12Blah blah blah
16:13I get to pick the wedding DJ
16:14No, no DJ
16:16This is going to be a good old fashioned courthouse shotgun wedding
16:19Except I am not pregnant
16:21Just when I thought you couldn't get any less fun
16:23Where do I sign?
16:26We, Jenna King and Brian Arnhem
16:28Enter into this agreement of engagement willingly and of our own volition
16:32What, were you like a lawyer or something?
16:35Used to be
16:39But I practiced before I joined Purple Rabbit
16:41Now
16:43Sign there
16:45Sign there
17:11Mary and Cody
17:12Your parents?
17:15Your parents?
17:16And you must be Jenna
17:17It's so nice to meet you
17:20Appreciate y'all having us
17:22Right, uh...
17:23Mom?
17:25Dad, what are y'all doing here?
17:27You said you couldn't make it home for your big birthday weekend because of work
17:30So, surprise, we came to you
17:33We went by your old place but your roomie said you were here
17:36And that you were getting married
17:38Right, yeah, we almost forgot
17:42We're engaged
17:43You wanna hear all about the engagement
17:45Yeah
17:46After we unpack
17:47After you what?
17:49Right
17:51Lovely
17:51Are you guys sure you wouldn't be more comfortable in like a hotel or something?
17:57Jenna, they'll stay in the guest room
17:59Family stays with family
18:01And hey, you're family now, Jayma
18:04Jenna
18:05Plus, we wanna get to know the gal that stole Bright's heart so suddenly
18:09So, how long are you guys staying?
18:12We just wanted to stay for the big birthday weekend
18:15But now that you two are engaged, we've got weeks of planning to do
18:22Weeks
18:24Weeks?
18:25Weeks?
18:26Really?
18:27We will be married and divorced by then
18:29Why didn't you tell them that we're getting married next week?
18:32Come on, a courthouse wedding would devastate my mother
18:35She's so excited about this
18:36Just...
18:37Play along for a few days until I find a time to tell her
18:40Fine!
18:42But remember when I said I don't like people invading my privacy?
18:44Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you about that
18:46Are you just afraid of people knowing the real you?
18:48Or is it more of a preservation thing?
18:49Stop guessing about my neuroses
18:53I wouldn't have to guess
18:55If you'd just trust me
18:59I do
19:00Trust you
19:02Obviously
19:03No
19:04You trust me with your schedule and your dry cleaning
19:07Alright?
19:08I know almost everything about you
19:11You know nothing about me
19:16Am I wrong?
19:20I'll sleep on the floor
19:21Uh uh
19:23I am just as stubborn as you
19:25And twice the gentleman
19:27You're on the bed
19:43Hello?
19:44Hello?
19:45I can't wait
19:46You're my apple
19:47Taza
19:49Buffet feast
19:50You're my apple
19:51Taza
19:52Buffet freaks
19:53When I come out to the spot
19:55Got me cooking on here
19:57You're my apple
19:58Taza
19:59Buffet feast
20:01You're my apple
20:06Joining me?
20:12You know for somebody who loves their privacy
20:14You sure hate knocking
20:16Could you just put some clothes on please?
20:19This is incredibly inappropriate
20:21What did you say, boss?
20:23Ah yes, speaking of
20:24Do your parents know who I am?
20:26What do you mean?
20:28Do they know I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not
20:31You know usually I just refer to you by one of my pet names
20:35What pet names?
20:38Satan
20:39Satan's mistress
20:40Devil incarnate
20:41The dark princess of the underworld
20:44Mainly just variations on the same theme
20:47Unbelievable
20:49Truly
20:53I don't think this will fit
20:55I don't think it's a good idea for me to play hokey from work right now
20:58You know important business things and assistant
21:00You could be sick one day
21:01That witch doesn't deserve you
21:03Right Jenna?
21:05I'm sure that witch could do a day without you
21:09Could she?
21:10It's not like she has anything hugely important
21:14No
21:15Going on
21:15Okay, we'll have fun
21:16Aren't you coming?
21:18Didn't you say you were between jobs?
21:21I did say that
21:23Good
21:24So what do you have in mind?
21:27There's a lookout at the top of the mountain
21:29Come on slowpokes
21:31Sightseeing is very different than hiking, Brian
21:34I don't know
21:34Oh god
21:36Oh
21:38I
21:38Oh god
21:46I just
21:46I just need to say
21:48I just need to say
21:49Oh, hey, hey, hey
21:56Okay
21:57Okay
21:58So
21:59More of an inside girlie
22:00Noted
22:01I run every morning
22:03Right
22:05Cut like a
22:06On a treadmill
22:07Like a civilized person
22:11This is my nightmare
22:14What?
22:16Well, all of this
22:17Strangers in my home
22:19Hugging me
22:19A wedding
22:21A wedding
22:23Oh my god
22:23The thought
22:24Of a poofy white dress
22:27Literally
22:28Makes me want to puke
22:32Well
22:33If it's any consolation
22:34I really do appreciate you being here
22:36You know, it means so much to my parents
22:38To be here with me
22:39And
22:40They are psyched about you
22:43Family is everything
22:45Family
22:45Is overrated
22:47Oh, speaking of
22:48I did invite your parents to the wedding
22:51What?
22:53Just kidding
22:55Sort of
22:57I know family is not really your thing
22:58But I did make a few fake invitations
23:00And left them on my desk
23:02And just to really sell it
23:04I just went to Mr. and Mrs. King
23:08Is this fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh, immensely
23:13What do you do for fun?
23:14Besides feast on the unborn
23:16Um, close the red floor stories deal
23:19Review development slates
23:21Sign paychecks
23:22Manage schedules
23:23Order coffee
23:24Work, work, work
23:25You know, there is such a thing as work-life balance, right?
23:29That is the funniest thing I have ever heard
23:31Do you think I like being this way?
23:34I have been there since I graduated
23:36And I still have to work twice as hard for them to take me seriously
23:41You're right
23:42What?
23:43It must suck
23:46You are the most talented producer they have, by far
23:49And it must suck to have to prove yourself time and time again
23:53Oh God, especially when idiots like Devin
23:56Just prance on in because they have a dick
24:00Granted, I assume it's a pretty small, oddly shaped dick
24:04Yeah
24:05But you do deserve better
24:09Here
24:10Thank you
24:14Okay
24:15Now onto the top
24:17Buttercup buttercup
24:25Ma, here, I know how much you love your chocolate chips
24:28Oh, thank you dear
24:30I sure do love my chocolate chip cookies
24:34Jenna, that salad looks delicious
24:37Well, yeah, it's a chopped salad
24:40Are you kidding me?
24:42That's not just any chopped salad, that's THE chopped salad
24:44Extra chopped
24:45No basil, no spices
24:46Just the way she likes it
24:47Wow
24:48You're gonna make a great husband, Bri
24:53Right, yes
24:54Thank you
24:56Babe
24:57Right
25:03Oh, you don't have to be shy in front of us kids
25:05You know, when your father proposed
25:07He couldn't keep his hands off me
25:09Still can't keep me
25:10Oh, stop it
25:11No, please stop
25:13No, no, no, no
25:13You won't horn them
25:14See, please don't
25:15See, you're buried
25:15Yeah, that's right
25:18Hey, you know
25:20The old ball and chain
25:23I am not old
25:25Oh, well, you certainly act a lot older than you are then
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah?
25:31At least I don't act like a frat boy
25:33Right
25:34Right
25:34Right
25:35Right
25:43I don't know
25:44Who am I?
26:02Anybody want a drink?
26:04I know I do
26:08Right
26:11Pull yourself together, man
26:13It's a contract
26:14Strictly professional
26:16Right
26:18Hi
26:19Do you have anything
26:21Stronger than coffee?
26:24So, Jenna, tell us what you have planned
26:28For what?
26:30Oh, uh, boobies, probably
26:33No, silly
26:34The wedding
26:35You are a hoot
26:38Uh, yeah, probably just something simple like a courthouse
26:44Probably next week
26:45Oh, a good old fashioned shotgun courthouse wedding
26:48Exactly
26:50Except I'm not pregnant
26:52No!
26:54No, you can't be getting married in some dusty old courthouse
26:57Sweetie, last minute we can work with
27:00But this is gonna be your wedding day
27:02It's fine
27:03Don't worry, Jenna Bean
27:04I will help you every step of the way
27:07We'll start today
27:09Ah, I'm actually
27:10Oh
27:11What did I miss?
27:13We are going wedding dress shopping
27:16Oh!
27:17She loves dresses
27:20Especially wedding dresses
27:21There's bourbon in here, drink
27:23Oh, isn't everything just so beautiful?
27:32Don't you just love love?
27:34Uh huh
27:38Is something the matter?
27:42Maybe this is also complicated
27:45Oh, sweetheart
27:47I'm not gonna lie to you
27:48Marriage is complicated
27:50If you follow your heart
27:52You always end up in the right place
27:54And I could see
27:55How good and big your heart is, Jenna
27:58I don't know about that
28:00It is
28:01You gotta believe it
28:06Showtime!
28:09Give me back
28:11Give me back
28:12Never make care
28:14Tell me something
28:15You better not share
28:18You're getting ambitious
28:19But falling too deep
28:22Digging way backwards
28:23You promised to be
28:24So never give in
28:26To our natural emotions
28:29Oh
28:29Keep in your head
28:30That you know
28:31That we're good to survive
28:33Never give in
28:34To our natural emotions
28:37Keep in your head
28:38That you know
28:39That it just
28:39Takes some time
28:41Oh
28:44Just takes time
28:48Just takes time
29:01Yeah?
29:02I think you found the one
29:05All right
29:11Jenna
29:12You feeling okay?
29:13You're looking a little pale
29:15Yeah, yeah
29:15It's probably just the
29:16Pike and
29:17Champagne
29:18And
29:19Dancing
29:21Oh, hi
29:22I think I'm gonna faint
29:27Jenna
29:27Oh!
29:28Jenna, Jenna, Jenna
29:29You okay?
29:34Yeah
29:34Yeah, I'm good
29:36I'm good
29:36You look beautiful
29:40Oh no
29:41Oh
29:46She'll be fine
29:48Take her home
29:50Here, come on
29:52We'll get you some rest
29:57You know, you weren't kidding
29:59When you said wedding dresses really disagreed with you
30:01Not the time, Bri
30:02I don't even know what happened
30:05Oh, I talked to the doctor
30:07He said you just had too much fun
30:09A little bit of rest and you'll be right back on your feet
30:14Oh God, look on
30:16Hey, hey
30:17Here
30:20You can have my special blanket
30:23Yeah, there you go
30:26Some water over here if you need it too
30:27Your mom's really sweet, by the way
30:30Your whole family is
30:33We'll see where you get it
30:36Was that a compliment?
30:38Maybe we should take you to the ER
30:40Don't stop, don't make me laugh at my weakened state
30:44Sorry, sorry
30:49I don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before
30:51Really?
30:52But you make it so easy
30:58My parents never really cared about me like that
31:01It's like their careers and lives were so much more important than me
31:04Growing up, I was a parent
31:08And I think I just started
31:11Seeing and believing, really
31:13That showing vulnerability was a weakness
31:17Yeah, well that sounds pretty hard
31:19Made me a good producer
31:21But a bad partner, I think
31:23You're not a bad anything, Jenna
31:26Hey, we're all humans
31:29Just...
31:30Trying our best
31:33Except Devin
31:34Oh, yeah, except Devin
31:36Fuck that guy
31:36Fuck that guy
31:39Okay
31:43Well, fuck Devin
31:44Yeah, fuck Devin
31:45Yeah, fuck Devin
32:22Hi
32:23Good morning
32:26I'm really glad you didn't turn into a pumpkin last night
32:30Or whatever they have in hell
32:31Right
32:33Cause I'm the devil
32:40Um...
32:42Thank you
32:45It was really sweet of you to take care of me
32:48What?
32:50Are you still sick?
32:53Do you have a fever or something?
32:55I...
32:57It feels really nice
33:10Are you feeling okay?
33:14Do it, do it, do it
33:16Do it, do it
33:19I gotta go
33:25Um...
33:27Gotta go to work
33:28Bye
33:34Oh my god
33:36I love Brian
33:45Okay, come on
33:48Wow
33:49I really have no friends to talk to
33:51Maybe Brian was right about this whole work-life balance
33:56Oh shit, my meeting
33:58Okay, that is a problem for future Jenna
34:00Just get it together, babe
34:02And stop talking to yourself
34:04Starting now
34:08Okay
34:08Okay
34:11So, with the new script changes
34:12I wish Brian was here
34:16Uh, schedule changes
34:18I can't believe she slept with my husband
34:21Did I just say husband?
34:23You seem a little distracted Jenna
34:26No
34:27Not a good look for the next CEO
34:29No, no, everything, everything is good
34:31Everything is great
34:32Let's just pick this up after the wedding
34:34You seem to have a lot on your mind right now
34:36It's like...
34:40Yeah
34:43Tick, tock, tick, tock
34:46It all falls down
34:49It's two different nursery rhymes, you moron
34:52Did you just call me a moron?
35:01Okay, I'm just gonna...
35:03Tell him that I have real feelings and...
35:05Be able to think straight
35:09Jenna!
35:10I met your new neighbor!
35:18Clark?
35:21Um...
35:21Long time no see Jenna
35:23Oh, you two know each other
35:26I'll start dinner so you can catch up
35:28Brian will be home soon
35:30Who?
35:31Uh, Brian, he's...
35:34He'll be home soon
35:35Okay
35:37So what are you doing here?
35:39Funny enough, just moved in
35:40Down the street
35:42Why?
35:43You hate this neighborhood
35:44Things change
35:46People change
35:48Look, I'm not the man who I once was
35:50Okay?
35:51I'm not the one who let you get away
35:58What we had?
36:00It was special
36:01You can't deny that
36:02I...
36:03I don't know what to say
36:04Say it's not too late
36:06Is it?
36:09Right
36:14I'm engaged
36:15Didn't answer my question
36:16You...
36:17Left me
36:18You broke my heart
36:19You don't know how sorry I am, truly
36:21I wasn't ready then, but
36:23I am now, okay?
36:25I'll prove it to you
36:27I don't have time for this
36:29Do you love him?
36:30If you do, just...
36:32Tell me, I'll leave you alone for good
36:35Oh, you've got to be kidding me
36:39Clark, would you like to join us for dinner?
36:43Um...
36:43No, no, no, no
36:44Sure
36:46Great
36:51Mom, Dad, if you don't mind
36:53Oh...
36:54Sure
36:54Here you go, pal
36:59Thanks for coming
37:00Yeah, I appreciate it
37:01Look at this
37:03Alright, let's...
37:05Ooh
37:06Nice
37:07Comfy
37:08Yeah, that's about right
37:12Craig, could you pass the wine?
37:18Brian, could you pass the wine?
37:27Hi, I'll do it myself
37:31Clark said you two go way back
37:33Yeah, I knew Jen before all sass, no frass
37:38I rather like strong, independent Jenna
37:42Sass and all
37:43Well, any Jenna's better than no Jenna, right?
37:49Uh, Jenna, any wedding progress today?
37:54Oh, no, but we're still planning
37:57I thought you hated planning weddings
38:00People change
38:02Right?
38:25I know you and Clark dated
38:29But...
38:31Were you ever in love with him?
38:35We were engaged
38:46Glad to see you're still running
38:49Mind if I join?
38:50Uh...
38:53Uh...
38:56May I?
39:04There
39:04Right, come on
39:16Here
39:17Here
39:23Well, hey, it was great catching up, Jen
39:30What's up, Brian?
39:33What's up?
39:39Did you make breakfast?
39:42I did!
39:45That plate's for you
39:47Although, I see you are gay
39:48Got a little something left
39:51He is harmless, Brian
39:53Really?
39:55Right
39:56We're gonna be late to meet my parents
39:59You should put a shirt on
40:10Oh, my God
40:11Oh, my God
40:11It's so good, do you like this?
40:13It's delicious and...
40:15Very good
40:20Here
40:21Right, guy
40:22Keep Jim with us
40:25Here you go, sweetie
40:30If it isn't the happiest couple ever
40:32Oh, my God
40:35Oh, my God
40:36That's a spirit
40:39Oh, that airplane figure
40:41Hey!
40:42Oh, Dad
40:44These are the board members of my company
40:46The big day is almost here
40:47Are you getting excited?
40:49Over the moon
40:49I just have to figure out
40:51How to smuggle a wedding cake
40:52Into a courthouse
40:53Oh, no, you can't get married to the courthouse
40:58Devin, call the staff
40:59Tell them to prepare the house for a wedding this Sunday
41:02No, uh...
41:04Can we at least offer you some cake?
41:07Well, um...
41:08Oh, no, no, he's probably really busy
41:10Very important meetings
41:11Lots of meetings going on
41:12Yeah
41:13Usually...
41:14Very...
41:15I need you to meet me at the cafe right now
41:20How are you guys doing?
41:21Oh, my God
41:22Come right on in
41:24Really good
41:24You know what? I just realized
41:26We haven't heard the proposal story yet
41:28It must be amazing, huh?
41:29So good
41:30Please, tell us about it
41:33It was actually...
41:34It's a really funny story
41:35Really?
41:36Um...
41:37Clark
41:41Clark?
41:42Clark?
41:45I thought your name was Brian
41:50Why don't you join us?
41:52We're just hearing about the proposal story
41:54What?
41:55If I do...
41:56Go on, Jenna
42:01It was our anniversary
42:04And, um...
42:07He wrote me a poem
42:11It was so sweet
42:12And masculine
42:14And harsh
42:16And then he took me to a poetry reading
42:20I didn't know you liked poetry, son
42:22I don't
42:23But apparently Jenna does
42:25You know...
42:26Ode to a fancy urn is my favorite
42:29Go on, babe
42:30Why don't you...
42:31Tell the rest
42:32Fine
42:33I will
42:35And then he cried
42:37And he cried
42:38And he cried
42:39And then he got down on one knee
42:40And he proposed
42:41Yeah, well that's not exactly how I remember it
42:43Fine
42:43Then you tell them
42:49Pre-wedding titters
42:53What the hell are you doing?
42:54Besides single-handedly keeping up this narrative?
42:56No, I mean turning into an unrecognizable puddle
42:59The moment Clark walks into the room
43:00What are you talking about?
43:01Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about
43:03Are you jealous?
43:05No
43:05This is a contract marriage
43:06Okay, so then what is it?
43:08You're putting us both in jeopardy
43:09Alright, do I need to remind you
43:10That I have real stakes in this?
43:12My family
43:12I'm lying to them
43:13Okay, well I'm sorry if I don't know what you're into
43:15Maybe you like poetry
43:16I don't know
43:17Anything
43:18About me
43:20That is not fair
43:22It is not my job to know things about you
43:24You're right
43:26But you never tried to either
43:41I came to check on you
43:42I'm fine
43:43I couldn't sleep
43:45I know you, Jack
43:46You're not okay
43:48She has this whole wedding thing
43:51And Brian
43:52Drives me nuts
43:54He does seem a little, uh, high-strung
43:57Yeah, yes
43:58He's always like doing things for me
44:00And not like
44:00Not like in a patronizing way
44:02And like
44:02A supportive way
44:05And he's
44:05Ambitious and smart
44:07Which is annoying
44:10And he listens to me
44:11Which is
44:13So weird
44:14Jack
44:15I can't stop thinking about you
44:18Can I kiss you?
44:27I'm marrying Brian in two days
44:29Look, I messed up
44:30I can see that now
44:31But...
44:32If you have an ounce
44:33Of feeling the way I feel about you then
44:36You should be mine
44:38I wanna marry you
44:39What?
44:42I thought you said
44:43Marriage was a loss of independence
44:45It's worth it
44:46To be with a person you love
44:50Yeah
44:52Yeah, you're right
44:58Hey
44:59Think about it
45:08Did you buy it?
45:09Every word
45:11Sweet
45:12Very sweet
45:16Just play the part
45:18Until she falls for you
45:19And break it off with that loser Brian
45:21Then you're gonna be free to leave her again
45:23And I'll get you
45:24The rest of your money
45:25You got it
45:26I'm so glad you're a gang
45:27Win-win for me
45:28Might get paid
45:29Might get some tail in the meantime
45:31Kinda forgot how hot she is
45:33I like you Clark
45:37Hey, hey, hey
45:39We need to talk
45:42I need your help
45:44To teach someone a lesson
45:48Like a team
45:49Like a team?
45:50You're a team
45:59I thought you said you hated hiking
46:03Well, like you said
46:05People change
46:05I'm glad you called this morning
46:07Look, I like Bri
46:08I would die
46:09But no one
46:10Makes me feel the way you do
46:23God, I've missed you
46:28Wait, can we baby?
46:31Here?
46:32Hey
46:33I am all yours
46:34Yeah
46:35Do whatever you want
46:36What about Brian?
46:37What about Brian?
46:45I don't have to take my shoes and socks off, right babe?
46:47I mean, there's pokey stuff everywhere
46:49That actually depends
46:51On if you want to hike down fully nude or not
46:54God
46:57I think I'm gonna puke
46:59I think I'm gonna puke
47:01Oh God
47:02I know this is part of the plan, but watching that was truly sickening
47:05Oh, at least you don't have his tongue in your mouth
47:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
47:10We need to talk
47:11There is nothing between me and Clark
47:15There was at one time, but that is over
47:18I am marrying you
47:22Go to bed
47:23Go to bed
47:25Every time you come into my life
47:27You fuck it up
47:29You're the reason I didn't want to get married
47:31You are a pathetic, impotent excuse for a man
47:37Even if I hadn't seen this video of you and your little dirtbag boyfriend this morning
47:42I knew you were up to something
47:44So I strung you along until I could figure it all out
47:47Wow, thank you for coming to Jenny King's TED Talk
47:50Kobe!
47:51Oh, no, no!
47:51Oh, come on!
47:55That's fine
47:56Thanks for doing this
47:58Have a nice hike down, douchebag
47:59Rotten hell!
48:01Bye!
48:08Oh, dear, you look beautiful
48:11Thank you
48:12I want you to meet Grandma Sandra
48:14She has something special for you
48:17Grandma?
48:19Welcome to the family
48:21We want you to have this
48:23Oh, I really
48:26Oh, yes, absolutely
48:28Yes, yes, we insist
48:30It's an Arnhem family heirloom
48:33And we want you to know
48:35Every time you look at it
48:37That you belong
48:39Farming, fun, and family
48:42Family
48:43Family
48:43Family
48:48Family
48:57Hey, now, I told Jenna this already, but I got the whole CEO paperwork right here
49:04Now, during the wedding ceremony, you're going to sign the marriage certificate, but you'll also sign this, make it all
49:11official
49:12Welcome to married life, son
49:14All right
49:18That's your last chance, bro
49:21I know it's all lies, lies, lies
49:25I'm going to make a deal for both of us, so we can get what we want
49:28If you owe Jenna, I'll promote you to her job, and I'll pay you three times the raise
49:36But, if you go up, and sign that deal, I'm going to make good on my promise to ruin both
49:42of you
49:42My offer stands for five more seconds
49:45Five
49:47Four
49:48Three
49:50Two
49:52You know what, you're right
49:54You are very consistent
49:57Consistently the biggest D-bag I have ever seen
50:01Enjoy
50:03Having Jenna as your new CEO
50:05Bye
50:13Thank you
50:14That's all
50:33Thank you
50:35You have to wait for me
50:35Come to your place
50:36Now, I have to wait for me
50:46You can't wait for me
50:52I have to wait for you
50:54You can't wait for me
50:55This time
50:55What's gonna happen?
50:56I have the way to wait for you
51:17It, uh, looks like our pan's gonna go off without a hitch.
51:23You sure about this?
51:27Stop the wedding!
51:35Oh, my God.
51:41This marriage is a sham.
51:44As you can see in this contract right here, dated a week ago.
51:50I told you you shouldn't have kept it.
51:51Not the time, Bri.
51:52They have deceived this company.
51:54And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen.
51:57Oh, my gosh.
52:00What's he talking about?
52:01I'm very glad you asked.
52:03In order to get promoted, Jenna right here forced her assistant, Brian, to marry her.
52:15Is this true, Jenna?
52:28You know, you would have made a really shitty lawyer.
52:32What?
52:33Look at the bottom of that page.
52:37I didn't sign that.
52:40You can wave that piece of paper around all you want.
52:44It's not gonna do anything for you.
52:46Because I made a promise to Jenna that I would marry her.
52:50That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
52:52You didn't sign the contract?
52:54Nope.
52:57So you did all of this because you're a good person.
53:06I'm sorry.
53:07I can't do this.
53:09What?
53:12You have given me so much.
53:14What are you doing?
53:15You've given me years of your life.
53:17I threatened to ruin your career.
53:20I forced you to lie to everyone.
53:24I forced you to pretend to be in love with me.
53:26Look, you don't have to do this.
53:27You cannot stop.
53:28I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:32I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:35Wait.
53:37Just let me go.
53:39Trust me.
53:45I don't deserve this.
53:47No.
53:48I don't deserve to be a part of your family.
53:51You don't get to decide this.
54:05I guess she did all the dirty work to ruin both of you.
54:12That's why you'll never be CEO.
54:15What?
54:15Devin, you are an embarrassment to this company and to our family.
54:21If you insist on acting like a child, you are going to be treated as one.
54:26Go to your room and stay there.
54:29Please.
54:30Daddy, I can explain.
54:32Please.
54:43So how you doing, son?
54:45Pretty shitty, Dad.
54:49I'm sorry I lied to y'all.
54:51You do what you have to do for true love.
54:54Including never giving up.
55:01Everyone can go home.
55:02It's over.
55:03She's gone.
55:08It's not over, Brian.
55:10Go find her.
55:12So what are you waiting for, son?
55:14I'm sorry.
55:31Jenna, it's me.
55:34I know you're in there.
55:49Can I come in?
55:50I don't deserve this.
55:54Not after everything I've done.
55:58But you don't love me.
56:01This is all fake.
56:03I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have.
56:06Do you?
56:08Why are you doing this?
56:10You don't need me.
56:12They offered you my position.
56:14Jenna, I quit.
56:17You what?
56:22Why?
56:24Devin offered you the position.
56:26That's your dream job.
56:27Why would you do that?
56:28I don't want to be anywhere you're not.
56:30Brian, I...
56:30Look, I know what you're going to say, okay?
56:33Because I know you better than anyone else.
56:38And I also know that I love you.
56:50And I have loved you from the day that I met you, Jenna King.
56:56And even when I've hated you, which I have many, many times,
57:03I've still always been head over heels in love with you.
57:07So, what do you say?
57:10No contracts, no professional strings attached.
57:22Will you marry me?
57:24For real?
57:27I love you, Brian.
57:42Brian, do you take Jenna to be your lawful wedded wife?
57:46So this is what you wanted?
57:48Do you get married tonight?
57:49I do.
57:52I don't want to spend another birthday without you.
57:55And Jenna?
57:57I do, too.
57:57You may now kiss your bride.
58:27Put the script in Cayman's hands.
58:29See if he likes it.
58:30Okay, oh.
58:31Hi.
58:33Oh, hey, could you get me a coffee?
58:34What happened to our new assistant?
58:35Amy's out there at the desk.
58:36Uh, Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:38Sure thing, boss.
58:40I'm the really tall guy.
58:42Yeah.
58:43Yeah.
58:47Yeah.
58:49Yeah.
58:52Yeah.
58:54Yeah.
58:55Yeah.
58:55Yeah.
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