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00:00You
00:08There's still one more spot this is really tough, but the fifth person going to call back is
00:20Reg we you were really brilliant
00:26Just the architecture of how you put the set together it was just really masterful
00:30I think for the task at hand you guys should all feel good because whoever comes out of this with
00:36the Netflix special
00:36Whoever comes out of this as a winner you guys know like the pool was a real pool
00:41You guys are all professionals, and I know everybody's fucking name
00:44I know your material and I'm not gonna forget that shout out to the five
01:07Thank you
01:08Think I'm more stunned than anything else I'm stunned that I'm moving on never in a million years that I
01:21think I
01:22A get this opportunity and be to
01:25Done well enough that they saw something in me that they'd want to see more
01:34Okay, my so you know I'm in this competition with Kevin Hart right?
01:38Okay, my heart chose me to go to the second round in LA
01:45Remember all the parent teacher conferences that you went to and they said I was talking too much and making
01:48too much joke look at that look at God
01:58I
01:58Have a crazy memory you trip me out. He remembers everything
02:03For example if I go and I'm gonna work on material. I cannot sit down and write so what do
02:07you do?
02:08It's all
02:09It's what you're literally what you're saying
02:11I write everything in Google Docs and all the punchlines are bolded so I can look at a screen and
02:15go
02:15There isn't enough bolding here. I need more punchlines. It's very intellectual. That's impressive. Do you write all your books
02:21out?
02:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I could commit it to memory pretty quickly
02:24Considering as much alcohol as I consume. It's pretty impressive
02:26It's pretty impressive
02:34Showcase in New York was incredible and with five comedians headed through the callbacks
02:38Well, I'm hoping to find even more talent in the show business capital of the world Los Angeles
02:44This is where you come to turn comedy into a career
02:47Comedians here have one thing on their mind and that's becoming the next great Hollywood success story
02:53Nobody knows how to do that better than my guy Tom Segura
02:56Tom is one of the funniest and most successful comedians today
02:59We both love discovering new talent and that's exactly what we're about to do here at the legendary Hollywood improv
03:13That was brutal. That's how you know someone's rich as fuck. They don't give a shit what they did to
03:19the bottom of that thing. Oh
03:22See a little man struggle to get out a little bit see that it's a good-sized vehicle for you
03:26How you doing man? I'm good. How you been? Dude, I'm great. Yeah, right pumped up for this. Hell yeah
03:31Tom spent years working out his material on the LAC eventually releasing five killer comedy specials
03:38He spun his success into his own production company and podcasting empire
03:43This is memories because this was home for me. This was like my first club. I love that
03:46Of course, we're in a place of memory for both of us. I mean look the improv. Yeah shaping mold
03:51Yes, and now the fact that we got comics that are basically in the same position that we once were
03:56man
03:56Yeah, I'm able to go back look and hopefully put them in a position to do more
04:02Oh
04:04My god, you're gonna you're gonna see L.A.'s got it man
04:07You're amongst friends L.A.'s funniest comedians right here. I know as soon as I saw everybody walking in I
04:12was like, oh, I like you
04:13I do feel like everyone hypes up New York all the time and they're like
04:18And they're like, New York is the best place for comedy. New York is the greatest comedy. I'm like, hey,
04:22like
04:23L.A. got some love too. You know what I mean? Like all the L.A. comics are really really
04:27good
04:29You know who it is, right?
04:30Yeah, Tom Segura and Kevin Hart
04:32It'd be pretty cool to bomb in front of Kevin Hart. Not everybody gets to do that
04:37Yeah
04:39Yeah
04:41Yeah
04:41Yeah
04:43Woo
04:46I like that. I like that. I did that for you
04:48I like that, Tom. Uh, what's going on everybody? How you doing? First and foremost, good?
04:53Good
04:54We are here at the Hollywood Improv
04:56Also, I want you guys to understand the why
04:58Why this is happening, why I'm doing this, why Tom is a part of this
05:01I think it's very important for our generation to take a baton and hand it to the next
05:07Like honestly, I'm getting older. It's over for me
05:10I think we're the same age and I look 25 years old
05:13That's good
05:14The winner of the competition is receiving a Netflix comedy special
05:19Uh, alright, well look, it's a competition
05:25So, unfortunately, we can't pick everybody
05:26You got 14 comics. A handful will move on from this showcase to callbacks
05:31I've talked a tremendous amount of shit on your behalf, by the way
05:35I tolerate no L.A. slander
05:37So, be funny
05:40And ultimately do good
05:41I'm excited for you guys
05:42See you guys later
05:45I'm really excited to see these comics tonight
05:47This is a passion for me
05:49Don't know the choice of material
05:50I'm not coming in with any edge
05:52And what I walk away with after I watch the showcase
05:55Is what I walk away with
05:56I like the fact that it is real, transparent and authentic
06:00Because you're getting a real reaction from me in real time
06:03We're here because we know what we're looking for
06:04Yes
06:05Good comedy, good stage presence
06:07The five minute set, the tight set
06:10All those things come into fucking play
06:12Right
06:13Go up
06:16No, that looks so good
06:17Welcome to the world famous improv
06:20Uh, this is the first major stage I ever stepped on
06:23So it's a very special place to me
06:25I love it, yes
06:26Tonight is a really, really special thing
06:29You're gonna see a showcase for Kevin Hart
06:32He's a little man but he has big, big pockets
06:35And big opportunities
06:37I hope you enjoy the show
06:38You guys are fantastic, thank you
06:42People like you before you even talk
06:43People like you
06:44I appreciate it guys, thank you, it'll be really fun
06:47I'm really glad
06:48You guys are the other comics and not people I don't respect
06:51So I really
06:52It feels like it means more from you guys
06:55Oh yeah
06:56High five
06:57High five
06:57Thanks guys
06:58My name is Dan Donahue
07:00I've been doing stand-up comedy for nine years
07:03Social media has helped my career a ton
07:05And social media is a way where you can get people to see you
07:09If you don't have credit
07:10Give it up for Dan Donahue
07:11We are the West Coast
07:12All the people in the competition are people I've done shows with
07:15Everybody's gonna be hard to beat
07:17I might not make it through the first round
07:19You might not be using any of this footage
07:25How's it going everybody
07:27I'm Dan Donahue
07:28How are you tonight?
07:31I'm doing pretty good
07:32I get to travel now
07:33I went to Missouri
07:34I got off the plane
07:35I got in an Uber
07:36The Uber driver turned around
07:37He said when I'm not driving for Uber
07:39I'm a concealed carry firearms instructor
07:43This is gonna be the safest Uber ride of your life
07:47Why didn't it feel that way?
07:49Why didn't
07:51Why did I feel like a seatbelt was enough for me?
07:55Both my parents were very anti-gun
07:57And they taught me to be that way
07:59And I spent a 45 minute Uber ride
08:03Agreeing with that man
08:06On every point he made about firearms
08:10He was in the front seat like
08:11I think we should give teachers guns
08:13I was in the back seat like
08:15I think we should give students guns
08:16Why
08:17I really have only one moral code
08:20And that is
08:22If I'm in the back of your car
08:24I believe what you believe
08:28That's a funny thing
08:30I'm from a really small town in Massachusetts
08:31I love living in the big city
08:33But Los Angeles has a lot to get used to
08:36Like uh
08:36I'm not used to the way people talk about aging in this city
08:40Cause I come from a place where we let women do that
08:45Yeah
08:46We got free range women walking around my hometown
08:49Yeah
08:50Yeah
08:52We got organic non-GMO ladies just making their way across town
08:57That's right
09:00I am from a place called Buzzards Bay, Massachusetts
09:05And it's messed up cause people spend thousands of dollars every year on creams and surgeries
09:11To try and look younger and that's fine
09:14Do whatever you want with your body
09:16But if you're doing that because you think you're aging poorly
09:19Spend a hundred dollars
09:21On a bus ticket
09:24To Buzzards Bay, Massachusetts
09:27Get off that bus
09:29Look around
09:30And realize you are beautiful just the way you are
09:34That's right
09:37All right
09:37All right
09:37That's it for me
09:38Thank you so much everybody
09:41Good jokes
09:42Great energy
09:42Um
09:43A real quirky funny look too
09:45Yeah
09:45Right
09:46There's something going on
09:48Yeah
09:48You have a new stash
09:49Yeah
09:49Woo
09:51Thanks guys
09:53Yes
09:55I wanna go to Buzzards Bay
09:57I kinda wanna see it dude
09:58I wanna see how ugly the people are there
09:59I bet they're horrendous
10:03My name is Andrea Jin
10:04I first got into stand-up comedy eight years ago
10:09Humor definitely played a role in my family
10:11Because in my family we don't hug
10:13We don't say I love you
10:15Give it up for Andrea Jin
10:17We would watch sketches together
10:19And it was a lot of fun
10:21We were all laughing together
10:22It was like such a core memory
10:24So it bonded us so deeply
10:26Hello
10:27Hi
10:28Hi
10:28My name is Andrea Jin
10:30I'm not from here
10:31I immigrated from China
10:34Is that okay?
10:37Yeah
10:37It doesn't matter how you feel
10:38I'm not leaving
10:39So
10:40Yeah
10:41I got in right
10:42Um
10:43Yeah
10:44It was easy
10:47When I first moved here
10:48I lived with my grandparents
10:50For a really long time
10:51And
10:52They do this thing
10:53Where they always have to have
10:5430 to 40 bags of rice at home
10:57I don't know where that behavior comes from
11:01Having grandparents is kind of the same
11:03As when you get a rescue dog
11:05You know?
11:07Like you don't know what happened to them
11:09Before they got
11:11They got to you
11:12You know?
11:13You're like why are you growling at the TV?
11:16You know?
11:17But
11:17And
11:18It's not the little bags that you guys like to get
11:20When you're like
11:21Oh let's change things up for dinner tonight
11:23Oh
11:24No
11:25It's like really big giant bulk bags
11:27From Costco
11:28It's not fun
11:29Do you guys know that saying
11:30Um
11:30Don't go to the grocery store on an empty stomach?
11:34Yeah
11:35Cause you end up buying too much
11:36Right?
11:36We have a similar saying where I'm from
11:38It goes like this
11:39It's um
11:40Don't go to the bulk food store
11:42If you've ever had a communist dictator
11:45Right?
11:49Cause you buy too much
11:50Oopsie
11:50And
11:52It's a real problem
11:53It's a real problem
11:54At the end of the Costco trip
11:56We can't fit everything we bought into the car
11:58And so
12:00We're like okay what do we do?
12:03What if we leave grandma here?
12:08She's like yeah yeah yeah leave me here yeah
12:12It's cause she gets it
12:13She understands
12:13She's a team player
12:14She understands
12:15That if we leave rice there
12:17Someone's gonna take it
12:18You know?
12:20But if we leave my grandma there
12:22No one's gonna take her
12:24Yeah
12:25Cause she's a burden
12:26Yeah
12:29I was in a long term relationship
12:31With white guy
12:33And it was
12:34It was fine
12:35And we just fought a lot
12:36We fought a lot about my tone
12:38He thought I was too loud
12:39And demanding
12:40And aggressive
12:41And I was like
12:42That's just how I talk
12:43I'm an immigrant
12:44And then he's like no
12:45Cause I've seen you talk to your friends
12:47With your friends you're very nice
12:48And polite
12:49And quiet
12:49Why is that?
12:50And I was like okay
12:51Well with
12:52First of all those are private conversations
12:55With my friends
12:55I told you when my friends come over
12:57You face the wall
12:58Okay?
13:01And then also if you must know
13:03With my friends
13:04I've never seen any of my friends soft penises before
13:08You know?
13:09I don't know what my friends soft penises look like
13:11So I have a lot of respect for them
13:14Okay?
13:16Why are you showing that to people when it's soft?
13:18Be ready or don't show anyone
13:22Cause it looks
13:25It looks like if it was a person
13:27It wouldn't know how to read
13:29Okay?
13:34So I'm single now
13:36Um
13:37Alright that's my time
13:38Thank you
13:43I think she did a very good job of setting up
13:45The world of who she was
13:47Her delivery too
13:48Very good
13:49Was like so conversational
13:50Yeah
13:51I'm a sucker for it
13:52I love the stammering over the words
13:54I love
13:54Yeah
13:54Like we're just talking
13:55It's funny
13:56Yeah
13:56She's funny
13:5830 second warning for Kalia
14:00Thank you bro
14:01Thank you for rubbing that on me
14:03He rubbed some of his
14:04Good juju
14:05Yeah
14:06His African shit
14:07Let me get a little piece of that actually
14:08Yeah yeah go ahead
14:09Now it's been colonized
14:10Yeah
14:11There aren't any comics on the lineup
14:13That I don't fuck with
14:14They're all good
14:15I hate to see them lose
14:17But it's gonna be a good time
14:19I've been doing comedy for 13 years
14:21And I really worked on my craft a lot
14:24When people see this
14:25They're gonna be like
14:25Kalia came out of nowhere
14:26And there are a hell of a lot of people who know
14:29This is 13 years in the making
14:30Give it up for Kalia McNeil
14:34This is the beginning of the next level for me
14:37This is my moment to win because
14:39I don't have anything else
14:41There's no backup plan
14:43What's going on Hollywood?
14:45We good?
14:47Alright my name is Kalia McNeil
14:48Let's get to the shit
14:50I've been doing a lot of traveling this year for comedy
14:52A lot of traveling
14:53And I feel like the more you travel
14:55Especially for work
14:56You start to develop isms
14:58Like when I was a little kid
14:59What was the best seat on the plane?
15:01The window seat
15:02You wanna see every fucking thing
15:03I'm 38
15:04I don't need to see shit
15:07Once my knees hit 35
15:09What was the best seat?
15:10The aisle
15:11I need to do this
15:12A couple times
15:15And I got rules to my shit baby
15:16If I'm on the aisle
15:17This is my role
15:19You gotta pee?
15:20You better pee when I pee
15:23You better get up when I get up
15:25I live through 9-11
15:26Sit down!
15:29I went to Boston for the first time this year
15:30Anybody been to Boston?
15:32Yeah
15:32Interesting place
15:34I was doing shows in Boston
15:35During St. Patrick's Day weekend y'all
15:38They did not tell me
15:40St. Patrick's Day weekend in Boston
15:42It's like
15:43White Teenth
15:47I ain't never seen no shit like that
15:50We got the holidays coming up
15:51Y'all got some favorite holiday movies?
15:53My favorite holiday movie of all time
15:55Home Alone
15:56Part 1
15:57I was a 90's kid
15:57Loved Home Alone growing up
15:59If you loved Home Alone as a kid
16:01Do not watch it as an adult
16:04Completely different movie now
16:05I'm watching Home Alone the other day
16:06I'm smoking some weed a little bit
16:08We get about 10 minutes into the movie
16:10Kevin come running downstairs
16:11Talking shit to his mother's face
16:14I'm like Kevin need his ass whooped
16:19This little boy is rude
16:21Disrespectful
16:22Remember
16:22They were going to Paris for vacation
16:25And this motherfucker was picking off the whole table talking shit
16:28I'm like that could not have been my son
16:30If that were Kevon
16:33That movie would have been called Left Alone
16:35Cause who the fuck are you talking to like that before we fly to Paris, Texas for vacation
16:42Paris, Texas
16:43Thank you guys so much
16:47Amazing stage presence
16:48Yes
16:48You cannot deny confidence
16:50Of course jokes around airport travel
16:52We're no strangers to
16:53We've heard a lot of them
16:54Yes
16:54If all you do is tour
16:55What ends up happening
16:56Is you just talk about touring
16:58Yes
16:58You put hotels and planes and stuff
17:00I just want to hear more about like your actual life
17:02Yeah
17:02I think I knocked it out of the park
17:04Walked off the stage with thunderous laughs and applause
17:07I think that's good
17:07I'm like I really wanted to close with that Home Alone
17:10The exit on the Home Alone was fantastic
17:15What do you think makes a good comedian?
17:18You have to be funny
17:20Period
17:20And point of view is the most important aspect
17:23Based on my background
17:24I'm looking for persona
17:25When they come onto the stage and I go
17:27Well this persona
17:28Okay
17:29I'm already intrigued
17:31I think that you have a job as a comedian
17:33And what I would look for
17:35And what I think makes the best comedians
17:37Is when they step on stage
17:38The audience knows who the fuck they are
17:41And they know what they're going through
17:43How do you make the audience know your name?
17:47I grew up in this really fucked up neighborhood
17:49Right outside of Compton
17:50Called Beverly Hills
17:52That's a joke I do on stage
17:54When I try to make being from Beverly Hills likable
17:56It's not
17:57I do identify as a weed mom
17:59Thank you
18:02My pronouns are she high
18:06We're all so societally accepting of wine moms
18:09But not so much of weed moms
18:11Right?
18:12They're all out here with their cute slogans
18:13Like
18:14Rosé all day
18:17But it's like weed moms have fun sayings too
18:20Like
18:20What?
18:21No I'm not high
18:24I do get a little nervous though
18:25Cause I'm like
18:26Ooh it's a hard habit to hide
18:27You know?
18:28One day my son's gonna be old enough
18:29He's gonna go to high school
18:30He's gonna smell pot for the first time
18:32I'm afraid it's gonna be like
18:33A scene in one of those detective movies
18:35Where all the pieces come together at once
18:38Right?
18:39He's just gonna be like
18:41Wait
18:41Mom
18:42Are you cool as shit?
18:45She's likable
18:46She was really engaging with the audience
18:48It was like the first kind of parent set
18:49Like
18:50Which is it's own lane
18:51I think
18:52Of doing this
18:53And those are the things that get the laugh
18:55Right?
18:55It's a solid showcase
18:56It's a solid
18:56A solid one
18:57If you're wondering what's going on with his face
18:59I am an Indian man
19:00It's a
19:01It's a good time for us
19:02By the way
19:02We're people of color
19:04But we're also
19:05Richer than the white people now?
19:08Huh?
19:09How about that shit?
19:10You guys were so scared of Mexicans
19:14The media had you worried, right?
19:15The media was like
19:16You better build that border wall
19:17And you guys forgot about the firewall, dude
19:21I felt that a lot of the jokes had another piece coming
19:25Yes
19:25And it did
19:27I don't feel like it was enough
19:30For a five minute set you should come in
19:32And you should have it
19:33As tight as you possibly can
19:35Yeah
19:35You know it's the best presentation
19:36Keep it going
19:37Keep it going
19:38Keep it going
19:41I feel pretty excited about being in this competition
19:43You know?
19:44The Netflix special would be the career milestone that I truly want
19:48I don't want to be famous
19:49I don't care about any of that
19:50I just want to do this
19:51And I just want to be good at it
19:53And whatever comes from me
19:55Being good at it
19:56That's great
20:00Gotta pray to the greats, you know?
20:01I've been doing this 15 years
20:03And it's the only thing I ever wanted to do in my whole life
20:05People would put Led Zeppelin on their walls
20:07I had comedy albums
20:09You know what I mean?
20:09Bigger and Blacker
20:10Kill Him Softly
20:12Steven Fury!
20:14I've been lucky enough to be on some pretty cool tours
20:16With guys like Marc Marion, David Cross, and Kurt Kreischer
20:19And I think I need to win this for me to see if maybe I can be that guy
20:23Maybe I can break through from being the opener to the guy headlining
20:28Yes, my name is Steve Fury
20:29Very happy to be here
20:31I just got engaged
20:32Roar!
20:35Yes
20:35Gonna marry my best friend
20:37Very excited
20:38Our favorite thing to do is get violently high and watch television
20:40Uh
20:41Try to do it at least seven days a week
20:43No breaks
20:44Get your numbers up
20:45And she's a demon, folks
20:46She's a demon, okay?
20:47Cause I'll take a 30 milligram to the face
20:49She'll take a buck fifty
20:50To the dome
20:51Yeah
20:52Yeah
20:52So I'm watching TV
20:54She's kinda
20:55Humming and shaking there in the corner a little bit
20:59In the middle of her transcendental meditation
21:01She popped up and goes
21:02Steve, there's something I gotta tell ya
21:03And I need to tell ya
21:05Before I get married
21:06I go, first off, baby
21:07That's a mirror
21:08I'm over here
21:09Do you see me right now?
21:10Are you okay?
21:12She goes, Steve, there's something I gotta tell ya
21:13I got terrified for your marriage
21:14She goes, I manifested you
21:15Blew my mind, right?
21:16I think manifestation's real
21:18I really do
21:18My only thing is
21:19If you can manifest any man in this world into your life
21:22And all you got was me
21:25You might not be very good at that
21:26You know what I mean?
21:27I don't know
21:28I don't know if I'd be bragging about a participation trophy
21:32We haven't had many problems in our relationship
21:34We had one big problem
21:35Had to stop drinking
21:36Said I was developing a pattern of self-destructive behavior
21:40I'm like, it's called a routine
21:44Like a gymnast or an athlete
21:48Um, no, I, uh
21:49I threw up in the living room, yeah
21:53It's hard to argue throwing up in the living room
21:55You know what I mean?
21:55You can't be like, Zach's wife lets him throw up whenever he wants
21:58I got fucking hammered
22:02This is the last thing I remember, okay?
22:04I come home at 4am
22:06Blacked out
22:06I opened the door
22:08I immediately smashed 5 packs of Welch's Grapefruit snacks to the face
22:13Yeah, yeah
22:14My antioxidants were peaking at this point
22:17And I went to sleep on the couch
22:20Very important, why?
22:21Cause I woke up in bed
22:23First red flag
22:24You wanna wake up where you went to sleep
22:28Mainly cause that means you traveled, okay?
22:31And you don't wanna travel when you're sleeping
22:34Travel
22:35I woke up at 7am
22:37Cause the woman I'm gonna marry
22:39Has been slamming doors
22:41For 45 minutes
22:44And I live in a one bedroom apartment
22:47So, if you've been in a relationship with someone for a long time
22:51I'm talking 7, 10, 15, 20 plus years
22:53They don't have to speak for you to understand
22:56But they're saying, right?
22:57So she's slamming these doors
22:58I reply with a subtle, easy
23:01Little fucking early, isn't it?
23:05It's a secret language between lovers
23:07That the outside world
23:10Couldn't even comprehend
23:13Fucking 730
23:14Two souls connected to the body
23:17And mind
23:19Traveling through space as one entity
23:22Dude, she came in so quick
23:24She was like, pow!
23:26She goes, someone
23:27Threw up in the living room
23:30I just woke up
23:31I was like, someone broke into my house
23:35And threw up in the living room?
23:38Then she walked out
23:39She goes, I think you
23:41Threw up in the living room
23:44Dude, I walked out the living room
23:45So fucking confident
23:46I was like, baby
23:47I go, baby
23:49Baby, baby
23:50I don't throw up
23:54And when I got there
23:55There were welches on the ceiling
23:59She goes, what happened here?
24:00And I go, okay
24:01I go, okay
24:02On one hand, 36 years old
24:04Probably shouldn't be throwing up
24:05On the ceiling
24:06On the other hand
24:08You did manifest this
24:10So in a way, it's kind of your fault
24:11To be quite honest with you
24:12Maybe the stars could have told you
24:14To choose someone else
24:15My name is Steve Ferry
24:16Thank you very much
24:17To everybody involved with this
24:19That's a great set
24:21That's a great set
24:23Flawless
24:23He killed it
24:24That's a Flawless set
24:26He killed it
24:26That is an amazing pop of energy
24:29Personality
24:29Truth
24:30Definitely know who that guy is
24:33Oh my god
24:33And I mean the punchlines were honestly like
24:37They were words within the story
24:39He did them like
24:40So they're throwaways
24:41Yes, yes
24:41But they land as jokes
24:42Yes, yes
24:43He had me
24:43Yeah
24:44He had me, he had me from the start
24:45Oh, he's definitely going to the next round
24:47Let's go tell him the good news
24:48Tell him how good of a job it was, etc
24:50Hell yeah
24:51What am I looking for?
24:52A five-minute set that defines who you are
24:57Personality, stage presence
24:58And who I feel best services the need of new
25:01All right, yes
25:03This is it right here
25:05Nice
25:05What the hell is going on?
25:08Steve, first of all, great job, man
25:10Incredible
25:11It was really good, really good
25:12There was so much that I learned about you
25:14I love how you tied it all in
25:16And how there was even a callback
25:18Callback
25:18Right?
25:19Traveling was very fucking funny
25:20That you traveled
25:21I just love the world that you presented
25:23You know, the apartment
25:24Tying it all together
25:26Bringing it back
25:27Closing
25:27Was something that the audience can relate to
25:30That's strong to me
25:31One thing that we agreed on was
25:32You're my for sure choice
25:34You're going straight through to callbacks
25:36That does not mean that more are not coming
25:39We still got the world showcase to see
25:41Thank you, man
25:42Thank you, guys
25:42Bro, what the fuck?
25:45Give me this fucking hat, man
25:47Come on, man
25:48Fuck, man
25:49Fuck, man
25:50I've been doing this a very long time
25:52This is the culmination of all the hard work
25:54Leaving my family
25:55Coming to L.A. being unknown
25:57Parking rich people's cars
25:58Not to say I deserve it more than anyone else
26:00It's a great group of comedians here
26:02Fuck, yeah
26:03Yeah
26:03Goddamn, okay, cool
26:07There's so much extra pressure
26:09Knowing that there's a comic
26:10That's going to the next round
26:11It's nerve-wracking
26:13It's physically nerve-wracking
26:14I think it would be a great thing to
26:16You know, say that I won this
26:18But because Steve had made it through
26:20I do feel less confident about it
26:24I follow Steve Furing
26:26Who is a very good comedian
26:27I mean, I'm not like nervous to where I'm shaking
26:30And I might forget the words
26:32But I care, so
26:34Yeah, I'm a little nervous
26:35I am Devontre Coleman
26:37I'm 30 years old
26:38And I've been doing comedy for three and a half years
26:41I've been doing comedy full-time
26:43I'd say for about a year now
26:45Give it up for Devontre Coleman
26:48What made me transition to full-time comedy?
26:50I was laid off from my tech job
26:52So comedy is a gamble that I'm willing to take
26:56Because I think that if I work hard enough
26:58I can go make the same amount of money I was making in tech
27:02I think about everything logically
27:03So my jokes, if you really break them down
27:06They do make a lot of sense
27:08Even though it's about dumb things
27:10I'm Devontre Coleman
27:14I'm real awkward
27:16That means it's hard for me to make friends
27:19I want to meet new people
27:20I'm on all the apps trying to get all the matches
27:24I recently downloaded Grindr
27:27Yeah, cause I thought it was an app for niggas with work ethic
27:42I mean, it is
27:46But it ain't
27:51I live alone
27:52Somebody told me to get a cat
27:54Where my cat people at make some noise
27:59I fucking hate cats
28:04Listen, couples
28:06I have some advice for you
28:08If you've ever thought about going through your partner's phone
28:11I couldn't recommend it less
28:15Yeah, I went through my girl's phone and it broke my heart
28:18Cause there was no niggas hitting her up
28:23Yeah
28:25I'm fighting for my life to keep her
28:28And I'm the only one that wants her
28:33I love his cadence
28:34Yeah, his timing is probably some of the best in the competition
28:38He really takes his time
28:41I'm single now
28:42I'm on dating apps
28:44My favorite dating app is Tinder
28:46Yeah, I like Tinder cause they fucking on there
28:50Tinder is dangerous though
28:52The worst part about Tinder is that it gives you more opportunities to be robbed
28:56Yeah, I lost six hoodies last year
29:00That's alright though
29:02I've been getting my revenge
29:04I started stealing back
29:06Yeah, I take ownership of whatever's left in my apartment
29:09Don't text me talking about
29:10Hey, I think I left something on your dresser
29:13These are my eyelashes now
29:18You can probably tell by my outfit
29:20I'm a young uncle
29:28I like having nephews but it is dangerous
29:30I don't know if y'all been around children lately
29:32But they have superpowers now
29:34Like one of my nephews, his superpowers is that he can make anything weird
29:38Yeah, he doesn't tell you what you're doing is weird
29:40He just asks you questions that make you think
29:41Whoa, is that weird?
29:45Like one time I took my nephew with me to go get a haircut
29:48And as we're leaving the barbershop, he looks up at me
29:50He goes, hey, why you let them spin you around like that?
30:06I've been to Varchakomi, y'all been a lot of fun, make a laugh for your host
30:11He's hilarious
30:13Very clever within his writing
30:16His voice and the choice for low energy
30:20Watching it, you may not realize how clever the things are that he's saying
30:25And the confidence it takes to sit in the pause
30:28He took real long pauses
30:30It's a style
30:31He knows this shit works
30:33A lot of the bigger black comedians are usually so physical
30:39That in our community a lot of times we're told like that's how you're supposed to do comedy
30:43So I think it's so dope to watch you just sit in your pocket and just be a sniper about
30:48things, you know?
30:49And I got a do-rag on
30:51Boy, do I love wearing a do-rag in white places
30:54That's gangster
30:56You don't have to talk to Steve
30:57Okay, Macy!
31:00Hello
31:01Okay, we're hugging, we're hugging, we're hugging
31:06Let's hear it for Macy Isaac!
31:07Let's hear it for Macy Isaac!
31:09Let's hear it for Macy Isaac!
31:10Let's hear it for Macy Isaac!
31:11Let's hear it for Macy Isaac!
31:12Hello!
31:13Thank you, thank you!
31:15Do we have any parents here in the audience?
31:18Oh, okay!
31:19Alright!
31:20I do have a bit of advice.
31:22I hope it's not too late.
31:24But if you're a parent and you're at your kid's sporting event
31:28And you feel the need to yell, look, alive out there
31:32To your kid
31:35While they're playing that sport
31:39Maybe they don't want to play, you know?
31:41Just a thought
31:43You know, maybe take them out to lunch, you know?
31:45Find out what they really want to do, what's the dream?
31:47She's so laid back
31:48I want kids one day, I do
31:51I have to be honest with you guys though
31:53So far, my husband and I, we've had three miscarriages
31:56And it's okay, I barely knew them
31:58They were really early
32:01Really early
32:02I was lucky, they all happened at about six weeks
32:04And a lot of women don't even, you know, know they're pregnant at that point
32:07But I wonder if it's just my body still thinks I'm in Texas
32:12And it's trying to protect me, you know?
32:15Cause after six weeks in Texas, you're in trouble
32:17My body's like, you need to drop a pin
32:20Let us know where you are, before we proceed
32:25I actually had two in one year
32:27Which I feel like is a little more rare
32:29I call them my Irish miscarriages
32:31And all three of them, they're actually all missed miscarriages
32:35Meaning my body didn't show any signs at all
32:37The doctor had to tell me every time
32:40Oh, this is happening again
32:42Irish goodbye, you know?
32:44All of them, I just
32:47That's why I call them mimic carriages
32:50And, um
32:52Which sounds like a seasonal item at McDonald's, I think
32:58Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba
33:00I'm losing it
33:01That's what's happening
33:03That's what's happening
33:06I am a bit of a hypocrite though
33:08I have to be honest with you
33:09You know, I came in here with hot
33:10With the parenting tip
33:13But when I went in for my last ultrasound
33:15Um
33:16I did, I did look down
33:18And I yelled, look alive out there
33:20I thought maybe, in this case
33:22It would work, it didn't
33:23Thank you guys, I'm Macy Isaacs
33:25Very strong
33:26That's just, that's good writing
33:28Trying to be very clear
33:29For a five minute set
33:31Like, who are you?
33:32Yes
33:33Take us on a ride
33:34And then be funny
33:35You're not going to forget what she's spoken about
33:38No way
33:38As a comic, when you're dealing with shock factor material
33:41That's tough
33:42There's like, inherent risk to it
33:44It can land poorly
33:45Yes
33:45Like, she nailed it
33:46Ha ha ha
33:48I did it
33:49You cried
33:50You cried
33:51I'm just putting it all into perspective
33:53First of all, we got Steve
33:54I think you got Macy
33:56I think we got Devontre
33:57Andrea
33:58I think Kalia was funny as well
34:00I like Dan
34:00Us being in line thus far is a good thing
34:02Yes
34:03Right? Okay
34:07If you had to put ingredients in the pot
34:09What you feel are the important ingredients to make shape or mold a fucking good comedian
34:16What would they be?
34:17I think there are three
34:18Point of view perspective
34:19Like, I want to get to know you on stage
34:21I want you to do a joke that only you can do
34:24Yes, for sure
34:24Yes, that's good
34:25The second thing is the technical aspect of comedy
34:28Do you know how to structure a joke?
34:30Do you know how to do tags?
34:31Do you know how to keep your setups short?
34:33Do you know how to like, have a bunch of punchlines in a row?
34:35And then the third is sort of the X factor
34:37And that's a very hard thing to define
34:39Whatever the star quality is
34:41Yeah
34:41But you almost have to always come back around to who you are
34:43Yes
34:44That value is gross
34:45That's what I think is special about comedy
34:48And the great comics do that like nobody else
34:51How do I make you relate?
34:52How can I fucking put a string through this audience
34:56And make everybody grab the string and everybody hold on to it and go
34:59We all do that
35:00Regardless of race, color, shape, size
35:03Whatever the fuck you are
35:05What I'm talking about
35:07Everybody sees through the same lens
35:09I hate that whole thing they do when they're like
35:10Oh, you're from Chicago
35:11What, were you a Chicago 10
35:13And now you're like an L.A. 4
35:14Because first of all, I shouldn't have to do math to know if I'm hot
35:19Here's what I know about myself
35:20If I spend 24 hours in Appleton, Wisconsin
35:25I can get somebody to buy me a house
35:27That's nice in this economy
35:29That's nothing to laugh about
35:31Within some of these jokes
35:33When your setup takes real while
35:35Yeah
35:35I want the payoff to match
35:38Yeah, yeah
35:38I'll let you know a little bit about me
35:39I'm married
35:40I don't care if you believe me or not
35:43Human lady, the whole shit
35:46I'm in a interracial relationship
35:48My wife is white
35:50I'm Mexican
35:51Sometimes you hear the grumbles of Latinas in the crowd mad at my decisions
35:54I go, oh, my wife is white
35:56They go, eh
35:58Fuck you lady, you don't want to fuck me to begin with
36:01We tripped a couple times
36:02I think he didn't hear the reaction from the crowd that he wanted to
36:06The thing you were talking about
36:06And I think it, it, it shifted
36:08Growing up black
36:09There's so many unwritten rules in the black community that you gotta learn
36:12For example
36:13I don't know if y'all know this
36:14There's a lot of white people here
36:14Did y'all know
36:15We can't eat hot dogs in the black community no more?
36:19Did y'all know this?
36:20You could be at a whole barbecue and they like
36:21Oh, this nigga eating a glizzy
36:25And I'm like
36:27Grandma, you made these
36:29A little nervous
36:30Yeah
36:31He's got charisma like crazy
36:34A lot of personality
36:35Yeah
36:36I think watching newer comics
36:38The grab for the easier joke
36:39Yeah
36:40We've seen it for years
36:41And I think the research in comedy is something that a lot of the younger people skip
36:46Yeah
36:48We have three more to see, right?
36:50We have three more to see, right?
36:51And these next three might just fuck us up
36:52I hope that's the case
36:54Yeah
36:54I hope they make the decision harder
36:55Yes
36:5630 second morning for Ray
36:58Hmm
36:59Ray, what are you doing?
37:01I'm stretching
37:01Kama Sutra stretches
37:04I am from Seattle, Washington
37:06I graduated college and then I instantly moved down to Los Angeles
37:10I was raised by two immigrant parents from Hong Kong
37:13My parents don't fully understand what this is
37:17Are they supportive?
37:18I don't know
37:19Not in a traditional American sense, I would say
37:22I have a seven word sentence that I think really illustrates the fact that my parents don't understand me
37:26I don't understand what this is
37:27I've invited my parents to two shows ever
37:29And the last time I go
37:29Hey, you guys want to come to the show?
37:31They said
37:31Is it gonna be like last time?
37:34Give it up for Ray Lau!
37:36When I first moved here I was working part time at a crowd restaurant
37:40I was doing open mics
37:41But that wasn't like my career
37:42It was always a point to become a full-time standard comedian
37:46So this year, six years in, I quit my job
37:49I've been a full-time comedian for the past four months
37:51Yeah, what's up?
37:53I am Ray Lau
37:54I got some good news for me
37:55My good news of the year is that this year I quit my job
37:58So now for the first time ever, I'm a full-time standard comedian
38:01Yeah
38:03Thank you so much
38:04Thank you so much
38:05So now, I am self-employed
38:08Which I learned, not that different from unemployed
38:13There's no money coming in
38:15Okay, self-employed means I guess I'm my own boss now
38:18But I realized I'm a bad boss
38:21I had to look my employee in the mirror this morning
38:24I told him, we can't pay you this week
38:29He was hella pissed off, of course
38:32So I took him to the other room, I gave him a hand job, okay
38:34And I had to quit my job
38:37Because something I realized about me at work is I was hella fake
38:40I was very fake at my job and I realized why
38:43Because I was the youngest person in the whole office
38:45Okay, everyone else a lot older
38:47They all got kids
38:48And all they talk about are their kids
38:50I'm like, who gives a fuck?
38:54I remember I was having a bad week at work
38:56And this lady, she brought her son into the office
38:59And he sucked
39:02He come up to me, he go, hey, guess what?
39:05I can count to 100
39:09I go, we're busy
39:14And everyone else in the office, they love it though
39:16They go, aw, you can?
39:18Well then show us
39:21He goes, okay
39:23One
39:25Two
39:26Three
39:26I start looking up how to get a vasectomy
39:30Four
39:31Five
39:32And if I had to listen to the whole thing
39:34So do you, okay
39:35Six
39:36Seven
39:37This was 9.20 a.m.
39:40Eight
39:40Nine
39:41You think he's not really gonna do the whole thing
39:43Oh, yes I am
39:44Ten
39:45Eleven
39:45Make sure you wear a condom, okay
39:48Twelve
39:49Thirteen
39:50Make sure you vote next time, alright
39:52Fourteen
39:53Fifteen
39:54Vote for less kids if you can, alright
39:57Sixteen
39:58Seventeen
39:58The kid was white
39:59If that matters
40:01Alright
40:02Eight
40:03Ninete
40:04It doesn't matter, but it does make sense
40:07Twenty
40:07Twenty
40:08Twenty
40:08If he was Asian, he'd already be out a hundred by now
40:10I like to create something
40:12I like to create something
40:13I like to create something
40:13And then do the kid, he gets stuck
40:15At thirty-one
40:17He goes
40:17Thirty-one
40:20Uhhhh
40:20I go, bro, what the fuck?
40:25You didn't even practice
40:29Everyone else in the audience, they start helping him
40:31They go, come on, you got this
40:32Thirty-one
40:33Thirty
40:33He goes
40:35Uhhhh
40:37Oh
40:37Thirty-two
40:38Everyone starts clapping
40:40I'm like, this is why we're losing to China
40:44We're applauding this?
40:46If this happened in China, they would take that kid and send him to America
40:52I know, because that's what happened to me
40:55That's my time guys, thank you guys so much
40:57I'm Ray Lau, thank you very much
41:00That's a really strong set
41:01Very creative
41:02Very creative
41:03Outside the box
41:05I love a curmudgeon
41:06I love somebody who's like, you know, railing against polite speech
41:10Absolutely
41:10Because everybody knows how you treat kids
41:12Yeah
41:13Which is, you go, that's great, bud
41:14You can count
41:15And like, it's a release to hear somebody go, fuck this shit
41:18Yeah
41:18That's what we're here for
41:19Yeah
41:20We're looking for the new energy in comedy with comedy
41:24Yeah, yeah
41:24Yay!
41:26Yay!
41:27Yay!
41:28Yay!
41:28Yay!
41:29Yay!
41:30Yay!
41:31Yay!
41:34Yay!
41:34Yay!
41:36Dan has something funny to me
41:38I don't know. I kind of want to see him more
41:40I just... he's funny to me
41:42Touchdown, Randy
41:43Woo!
41:43Woo!
41:43Get it, yeah!
41:44How, how, move this business?
41:47because I ruptured my Achilles,
41:50and I could not play basketball anymore,
41:53and I just needed something to do.
41:55And I was like, okay, well, I'm funny.
41:57Let me go pursue this now, because Hoop Dreams is over.
42:01And I think that's what's beautiful about comedy,
42:03is that there's immediate reaction.
42:05Give it up for Cap Johnson!
42:07It's instantaneous, and it's like, oh,
42:09you get what I'm talking about. You understand.
42:12And I think that's what really, like, gets me going.
42:15How to get through it.
42:16Hello, my name is Pap Johnson.
42:20I'm a big wrestling fan.
42:22Anybody else?
42:24Yeah.
42:25Yeah, so I'd like to give a shout-out to John Cena.
42:30See, y'all ain't put enough respect on John Cena's name.
42:33Yeah, cause I think John Cena is the most accomplished monkey-faced white man
42:40that there ever has been, yeah.
42:48You like that?
42:50You like monkey-faced white man?
42:52I would love to see John Cena in, like, A New Planet of the Age.
42:58Yeah, he show up to set.
42:59He's like, where's hair and makeup?
43:01They're like, you good, you good.
43:06Yeah.
43:07Yeah.
43:07Now, I know I say a lot of dumb shit on stage.
43:09Uh, that's cause my father used to beat me as a child.
43:13The hardest times would be, like, when the report card would come home.
43:16Yeah, my mom, she would look at you like,
43:20I'm so disappointed in you, you know.
43:22You just wait till your father gets home.
43:25Yeah, and then she would go in the other room and put on a mustache.
43:34No, I had a father.
43:36I had a father.
43:37Uh, Tim Allen.
43:42Yeah, I was raised on the Tool Man.
43:44Recently, I heard that he's been demanding that he say the N-word on stage.
43:49Yeah, that shit was driving me crazy.
43:50I was just at home like,
43:52Toy Story 5 is about to be off the hook.
43:57Yeah, to infinity and beyond, nigga.
44:06Man, I don't think it's gonna get better than that.
44:11So, I think I've been amazing.
44:13Y'all been all right.
44:15Enjoy the rest of y'all night.
44:18John Cena being a monkey-faced white man.
44:20That's that, that.
44:21John, if you're gonna see this and see me laugh, I love you.
44:24Funny's funny.
44:25I couldn't, I couldn't, but funny's funny.
44:27All right.
44:30I think the, having a cadence, having a rhythm.
44:34His beats were beats.
44:36Like, he took his time.
44:37Yep.
44:37There were a couple times where it was like,
44:39you got another joke in there?
44:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:41Is there another joke?
44:42Or are you waiting?
44:43Yeah.
44:44He has a twinkle.
44:45Yeah.
44:45There's a likability too.
44:47Yeah.
44:47But I don't like that.
44:48I don't know if he ran out of jokes or not.
44:49Right.
44:50Who's closing it out?
44:52Felicia.
44:53My gosh, yeah.
44:54The whole day, yeah.
44:55I'm excited to close it out.
44:56I feel like they'll still have a lot of energy, hopefully.
44:58Yeah.
44:59I've been doing stand-up comedy for about 12 years.
45:01I feel like in comedy, a part of it is not knowing what's coming up,
45:04in life in general.
45:06You know what I mean?
45:06How many stand-ups like that?
45:07I was diagnosed with breast cancer August 2023.
45:11And then I did chemo, and then surgery, and then radiation.
45:17And that took about a year and a half.
45:19And I've been cancer for about a year now.
45:21Felicia.
45:23Felicia.
45:23Felicia.
45:24The whole time I was thinking, like, I really can't wait to perform again.
45:27I mean, I've been through a lot.
45:29And I just want to kind of prove to myself, yeah, I was sick.
45:32Yeah, I was out of the game.
45:33But I'm back.
45:33I'm in it.
45:34And I didn't lose my chops.
45:35I want to make it the top three.
45:37That's what I want.
45:42I'm going to be very vulnerable with my stand-up.
45:45People come up to me after the show, and they say to me, like, wow, I've never seen someone
45:48talk about that.
45:48I've never seen someone say it that kind of way.
45:51You know what I mean?
45:51So I don't know any other place, really, that a black woman can just honestly be open and
45:56be herself.
45:57All right.
45:58My name's Felicia Folks.
45:59I'm from Inglewood, California, born and raised.
46:01Yes!
46:03Yes!
46:04If you haven't heard of Inglewood, you should go tonight.
46:07Bring your kids.
46:07Bring your jewels.
46:10Walk around.
46:12Explore the city.
46:16I'm excited to be doing comedy again.
46:18I had to take a year and a half off.
46:19I was really sick.
46:20I don't know how else to say this.
46:21This is true.
46:22I had stage 2 breast cancer.
46:24Very true.
46:24I know.
46:24Very sad.
46:25But now I'm, like, over a year breast cancer free.
46:27So that's pretty cool.
46:28God, wow!
46:35I'm a hero.
46:37Oh, God.
46:37No, I didn't beat breast cancer a man could never.
46:40Um...
46:42It's crazy going through something like that.
46:44I don't want to sound shallow or anything, but the whole time I was like, man, I'm gonna
46:47have massive surgery and radiation and chemo.
46:49And I'm a woman.
46:49I just want to feel beautiful and attractive.
46:51But, ladies, if you're worried you're gonna get sick like that and be ugly, don't worry.
46:55Men will still try to fuck you even if you're radioactive.
47:00I don't know who needs to hear this message tonight.
47:02I know you're like, if I go through chemo I'll lose all my hair and my eyebrows and my eyelashes.
47:08They don't care.
47:10Um...
47:10I've learned they just flip you over.
47:12This is something I've learned.
47:13This is something I've learned.
47:16This is something I've learned.
47:17It's funny.
47:18I did get hit on at my favorite place I've ever been hit on at.
47:21I got hit on at chemo.
47:22Not to brag!
47:23Not to brag!
47:25Not to brag!
47:28A lot of bitches can't say that.
47:29You know what I mean?
47:31Cause they're healthy and they're gonna live.
47:32But, um...
47:34I feel like it was my fault.
47:35I was being really nice at chemo.
47:38Um...
47:38It was my first day.
47:40You know what I mean?
47:40So I had a lot of energy.
47:41I was like, yeah, let me be nice.
47:43Let me smile.
47:43Let me be positive.
47:44And one day this man looked at me and he was like, man, I like you.
47:47What you doing after this?
47:50After chemo?
47:58He was like, no, what are you really gonna do?
48:00We gotta do something together.
48:01We gotta live one more time.
48:02I was like, this motherfucker's smart.
48:03You know what I mean?
48:05And then I started flirting with everybody at chemo.
48:07I started...
48:08The more I went, I was like, he's right.
48:10I gotta pick people's spirits up.
48:11I gotta really do this.
48:12And sometimes men would not wanna come.
48:14They'd be like, eh, I'm so tired.
48:15I'm too sick.
48:16I don't wanna come.
48:16And I'd be like, come to the next appointment.
48:18I'll give you a hand job.
48:19I was saying anything.
48:21I thought we were gonna die.
48:22I was saying anything.
48:25And guess what?
48:26They lived.
48:26They lived.
48:27And I don't...
48:28Right.
48:30And you know what?
48:31I don't get any credit.
48:32And that really pisses me off.
48:34They give the doctor all the credit.
48:36But I was saving n**** souls.
48:37You understand me?
48:40Pulling n****s through.
48:43All right, um, I think that's my time.
48:45Love you.
48:46Bye!
48:48I love it.
48:49I love it.
48:51Very strong.
48:53A great way to close on.
48:55That was great.
48:56A great way to close on.
48:57Thank you, guys.
48:58Taking something as dark and making light of it.
49:01Yeah.
49:02I just saw a very tight...
49:04Yeah.
49:04Five minutes.
49:05Five minutes.
49:06Yeah.
49:06And the audience was...
49:07They were there every step of the way.
49:08Just highly like them.
49:10Yeah.
49:10That conversation of Ray and Dan is now Ray, Dan, Felicia.
49:14Because she was great.
49:41All right.
49:45My biggest question with Papp is, did he run out of material?
49:48Even though you laughed the hardest with it.
49:51The John Cena joke made me laugh.
49:52Yeah.
49:53John Cena joke killed me.
49:55I know.
49:55That's a joke.
49:57Off the chain.
49:58It's a joke, though.
49:59It's one joke.
50:00So I can't be unbiased or talking about the set.
50:04Tom is a comedian that, of course, knows hardship.
50:07Has been through the ups and downs that comedy will bring at your doorstep.
50:11But he stayed true to the craft.
50:13And I'm grateful for his help in selecting the comics going through.
50:16We have to get this right.
50:18We can't fuck it up.
50:20We'll find out tonight.
50:21Yeah, we'll find out right now, I think.
50:23It was fun.
50:24It was fun to watch, everyone.
50:25If I make it to the next round, I will shit myself in a happy way.
50:34This is so good.
50:36Oh, thank you.
50:37Well, you're so funny.
50:38I really, yeah, I think this is going to be really tough.
50:40I have no idea.
50:41And everyone's so different.
50:42I'm nervous.
50:43Yeah.
50:43Yeah.
50:44They said they were, like, taking notes.
50:46Like, they were really...
50:47Good job, everybody.
50:47Good job.
50:48Good job.
50:48Good job.
50:54I couldn't have asked for a better display of talent.
50:57Everybody here should be proud of themselves.
50:59Great choices of material.
51:01Creativity within material, right?
51:02But as you know, it's a competition.
51:04So, unfortunately, we can't pick everybody.
51:06We can't take everybody.
51:07It is what it is.
51:08We'll pick what we see or what we feel is the best.
51:11With that in mind, here's my top five.
51:14First and foremost, Steve.
51:19All right, bud.
51:21Yes.
51:21Hell yeah, Steve.
51:22Catching that hat.
51:23Catching that hat.
51:24Yeah, on the head trick.
51:26Catching the hat was very cool.
51:28Macy.
51:29Where is she at?
51:36Macy, you were so poised, too.
51:38It was fun to watch you do what you did and the way you do it.
51:41It was really great.
51:42Really, really great.
51:43Number three, Andrea.
51:44You also are going over as well.
51:46Yes.
51:49Very, very funny.
51:50Love your choice of material.
51:52It was refreshing, so congrats to you as well.
51:57I just want everyone to know I'm funny, so I'm hoping he thinks that.
52:01I want to win everything.
52:03Number four, I mean, Felicia.
52:05Goddamn.
52:05All right?
52:06Yes.
52:07Oh, God.
52:07Yes.
52:08From the moment you stepped on the stage, you grabbing a microphone, your energy.
52:12It was vibrant.
52:13It was real.
52:14It was personable.
52:15You had the audience in your hand from the moment you stepped on to the moment you stepped
52:18off.
52:18So congrats to you.
52:19All right?
52:20Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
52:21Our fifth person going through is?
52:24Yes.
52:25I feel nervous.
52:26I am.
52:27I'm like, I don't want to lie and be like, I'm confident right now.
52:30I'm nervous.
52:31I'm worried.
52:32Uh, I feel like I did enough.
52:34But I'm never 100% sure.
52:36Especially with the amount of talent that's in the show.
52:40It feels nerve-wracking.
52:42You know, we're always nervous a little bit.
52:44As comics, we face a lot of really high pressure sets constantly.
52:47There's always someone we're trying to impress.
52:48Today it's Kevin Hart and Tom Segura.
52:50Let's see what happens.
52:54Um, Devontre.
52:55Man.
52:57I'm going to go beauty.
53:01The confidence to be able to sit in pauses the way you do, it usually is something you
53:07see if somebody's been doing it, like, at least 10 years.
53:10So I don't know if you're a fucking alien, but it's, uh, it's, it was really...
53:13Three years of doing comedy was...
53:15That's nuts.
53:15It's extremely impressive.
53:18Um, now, you know, all these decisions vetted out.
53:23It wasn't easy.
53:24Uh, it came with the fucking conversation of extreme back and forth.
53:29We, we said that we were going to come out with a handful.
53:31A handful was five.
53:32But we made a decision to do something just made up on the spot.
53:37Uh, we're not done.
53:38We still got more.
53:41Motherfuckers.
53:42What?
53:43We're going to take six instead of five.
53:49Set it ready for the show.
53:51I don't know.
53:52I don't know.
53:53Hit another stage.
53:55Gotta go.
53:56Gotta go.
53:57Turn to another page.
53:58Other jobs.
53:59Along with both.
54:00Handling this business.
54:01Like a pro.
54:02Like a pro.
54:03Stay up in it.
54:04We gon' get it.
54:05We drop in it.
54:06Represent it.
54:06We jump in it.
54:07Gotta keep it hot.
54:08Let the juice sauce in it.
54:09Never gon' stop.
54:10That's proof we quit it.
54:11Never gon' stop.
54:11We will never quit it.
54:12Never gon' stop.
54:13It's just the beginning.
54:14Never gon' stop.
54:15You thought that it ended.
54:16Admit it.
54:16We gon' keep it moving, yeah.
54:18Cause there ain't no other way.
54:19Only way to do it cheer.
54:21Do it every single day.
54:23Gotta keep the focus here.
54:25Got to hit it when you're loaded, man.
54:26That's the way we do it cheer.
54:28You must have it backwards then.
54:30Back.
54:30Back.
54:31Back.
54:32Yeah, you got it.
54:33Back.
54:34Back.
54:35Yeah, you got it.
54:36Back.
54:38Back.
54:38Yeah, you got it.
54:40Back.
54:40Back.
54:41Back.
54:41Back.
54:43Back.
55:11You
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