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[HOT NEW] She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess - Full EP | ENG SUB
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00:00:02El heredador de la heredera
00:00:03Healer goddess, hear my plea
00:00:06Please save my child
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis
00:00:43Rejuvenate
00:00:51Raze
00:00:52Raze
00:00:52She's the healer goddess
00:00:55No please
00:00:56Don't call me that
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help
00:01:05Here you go, miss
00:01:06Thank you
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne
00:01:11When I can live amongst the common people
00:01:12And help those the most in need
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
00:01:29Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy
00:01:38I'll fix you right up
00:01:45Right rewrites the wrong
00:01:54See, good is the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb
00:01:59Come on, Cleo, let's go
00:02:17Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32He's so hot
00:02:33Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:38Money, fame, power
00:02:40It's all yours
00:02:45Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:55Grandma
00:02:56I'm dying
00:02:57Save me, Trixie
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:11So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable
00:03:18When I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:24I don't have time for jokes
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:43Grant me a wish?
00:03:45As you can barely feed yourself
00:03:46The downfall of humanity
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:50What?
00:03:52Oh, Jesus
00:03:53This is giving me a migraine
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God?
00:03:57Because we've been doing that
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:01Okay
00:04:02I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:18Hold still
00:04:26My migraine's gone
00:04:28Okay, then let's go
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:31Come on
00:04:32Come on
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:53I'm sorry
00:04:53I don't know what this is
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59Don't worry, General
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:02And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:08With just one needle
00:05:26I have no clue what this is
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander
00:05:52He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:05:57But I don't know what this is
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:06If we can't save him
00:06:09There's only one person who can
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing
00:06:19Wait a second
00:06:20You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:23That's correct
00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond
00:06:27And her left leaves the bereft
00:06:29That's her motto
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:33We are nothing compared to her
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:39No one has ever seen her before
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:45I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:48I will find her
00:06:49James, come
00:06:51Put out a bounty
00:06:52To the entire world
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:56Will get the five million dollars
00:06:59There's no need
00:07:13I'll save your son
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:37I bet it has fleas
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:43Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:51Don't touch him
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:59So step aside
00:08:00I'll take it from here
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10And a former general
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:18Wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:28When he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:34Security
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:39Let's go
00:08:39If you throw me out
00:08:41You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47Sir
00:08:47We are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:18I'll leave
00:09:20Devin, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me
00:09:26I can't lose him
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:32Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:34My brother's a war hero
00:09:36Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies
00:09:40He'd make a great husband
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55I mean, look at her
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06Continue wasting your time
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient
00:10:20Oh, okay
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease
00:10:55Has a peanut allergy
00:10:56And the condition he has is called
00:10:59Endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59Yeah, right
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04Oh, okay
00:11:04I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44What is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54She's right about everything
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses
00:12:01One of them is bound to be right
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:08Oh
00:12:08And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10Because I just discovered it
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21But lucky for you all
00:12:23You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:33Precisely
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us
00:12:38Who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:12:51Coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53Which mean nothing
00:12:54If you can't wake him up
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my god
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19Then let's have a bet
00:13:21If you can't heal him
00:13:24We'll break your hands
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake
00:13:47Don't worry, I got this
00:13:52It's a deal
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:55No one is dying on my watch
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not
00:14:16If you save my son
00:14:17I'll give you everything
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:08And you're standing in my way
00:15:09Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13Now stop getting in my way
00:15:16Or I promise you
00:15:17You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure
00:15:36Oh!
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02But in the wrong hands
00:16:04It becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16If I want to save someone
00:16:17Even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42Angel herbalist
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice
00:16:47This isn't fatal
00:16:48She'll live
00:16:49But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on
00:17:01To give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way
00:17:05Every second counts
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong
00:17:15Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on
00:17:23You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30Then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:33Alright
00:17:34But I warn you
00:17:35No funny business
00:17:54No funny business
00:18:20No funny
00:18:25Somebody back and see how you can influence your son avec yourself
00:18:26That's how I canulu
00:18:26If I can する
00:18:26I can't breathe
00:18:26I can't in my eyes
00:18:26When I'm sorry
00:18:26I can't breathe
00:18:26Um
00:18:30¡Gracias!
00:19:08¡Gracias!
00:19:26¡Gracias!
00:19:27¡Gracias, señor!
00:19:31¡Gracias!
00:19:31¡Oh, ¡oh, my!
00:19:38I told you all to stay out!
00:19:45It's just a critical moment for you.
00:19:48We can't be interrupted, otherwise we both die.
00:19:54No voy a dejar esta huichimama
00:19:57Trap mi hijo
00:20:00Voy a salvarlo
00:20:02No
00:20:07¿Entendiste eso, General?
00:20:08No es solo una guay-dicking con woman
00:20:10Esta es la witchcraft
00:20:13I know what esto es
00:20:15Esta es la Dark Witch
00:20:17He oído de ella
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men
00:20:23And then she eats them alive
00:20:24I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team
00:20:30Yes, sir
00:20:34You regained consciousness
00:20:46Help me
00:20:47I just want to
00:20:52Something's wrong
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here
00:21:16Captain Morales
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21With a devious, man-eating witch
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good
00:21:52You're awake
00:21:53I'm saving you
00:21:54Saving me
00:21:56By bathing with me
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59You're a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk
00:22:01I swear to God
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:09I will never
00:22:11I will never
00:22:14I will never
00:22:25Look who's guilty now
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:31Alright, but it is a biological fact
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:37And her breasts
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41Oh, shut up
00:22:45You just talked to me with your foot
00:22:47And I'm a professional
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice
00:22:50Captain, do something now
00:22:52Ready
00:22:58We're almost there
00:23:01Aim
00:23:03Get him, boys
00:23:04Get him
00:23:06Fire
00:23:10Fire
00:23:25Those damascals
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch
00:23:30I told you this is dark magic
00:23:33Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35No
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person
00:23:39She's not the dark witch
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong
00:23:42You are too easily fooled
00:23:44This homeless psycho
00:23:46Doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:53Are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55If we can't save him
00:23:57No one can
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer
00:23:59Think about it
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05You're right
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe
00:24:09The goddess
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15No, no
00:24:16Absolutely not
00:24:17There is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now
00:24:23What we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:24:26You're wrong, sir
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:24:31It's called borderline revival
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37But only temporarily
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40To pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49To kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54He is dying right now
00:24:55Naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57With a smelly vagrant
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00I'm the witch doctor
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands
00:25:09You heal him
00:25:10I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13I don't know who you are
00:25:15But there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21This is it
00:25:22The finishing touch
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27So we can both survive
00:25:47It's poison gas
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander
00:25:54Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00No, don't worry, General
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you
00:26:21It's now or never
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes
00:26:39Wait a second
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47If your brother's dead
00:26:48It's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:51Oh my god
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59If you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02This is taking way too long
00:27:05Captain Morales
00:27:06It's time to get out
00:27:07The big guns
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12Bazooka
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16Crap, oh my god
00:27:17Get back, sucker
00:27:20Ready
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted
00:27:43Shoot her dead now
00:27:44Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down
00:27:50Don't listen to her
00:27:51She's a fraud
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then
00:28:00You're worse than a disease-spreading tick
00:28:03Wait a second
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07You can see for yourself
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12That is it
00:28:13No more stalling, General
00:28:15If you won't punish her
00:28:16I will
00:28:21Don't hurt her
00:28:27He's a cure
00:28:34His pulse is regular
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad
00:28:53Lysander's warm again
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56And his heart is strong
00:28:58Come, feel it
00:29:01I saved my son
00:29:02Thank you
00:29:03Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11I've learned my lesson
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18Wait, wait, no, no
00:29:19There is only one person in the world
00:29:22Who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24Than the Queen, Angel, and I
00:29:28The Goddess Healer
00:29:33Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:40And you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:52Take care
00:29:53No, wait
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57He's right
00:29:59We are men of our words
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04And you did just that
00:30:05Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry
00:30:13I... I'm already engaged
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25And he's coming back today
00:30:26But don't be disappointed
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:32Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised
00:30:40Take the gold
00:30:41No, really
00:30:44I don't need anything
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé
00:30:53He's back
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58I must go
00:31:06Hobo close
00:31:07Halo glow
00:31:08I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:12It was just dumb luck
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31Oh my god
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:36But this is godly
00:31:39No, no, no, no, no, Lysander
00:31:41Lysander, Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-less, ugly bitch have him
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55And revoke their licenses
00:31:57Wait, no
00:31:57We're not brides
00:31:59I know she's just better than us
00:32:02Oh my god
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane
00:32:10No, she isn't
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16Why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21No normal person could have done that
00:32:23Goddess or not
00:32:25Homeless or not, I don't care
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that
00:32:28I have to find her
00:32:29I have to make her my life
00:32:30She won my heart over too
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:34I'll help you find her
00:32:36Alright, listen
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters
00:32:49Filthy things
00:32:50Out of my house
00:32:52Now
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56For three years
00:32:58He was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02One with some serious
00:33:03Fuck you money
00:33:05So get lost
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma
00:33:18Beatrice
00:33:19Trixie
00:33:20Amore
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24For your best friend
00:33:25Marissa
00:33:27In fact
00:33:29The wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30So sign over the house
00:33:31Now
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40And I did
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together for three years
00:33:53And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:05If I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business
00:34:08I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11Of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well Marissa
00:34:21Is so much better than you
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you
00:34:26And now
00:34:27She's the CEO of an entire corporation
00:34:33And you
00:34:35You're still nothing
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41Look what she got me for my engagement
00:34:45Oops
00:34:46Yeah
00:34:47That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50The presidential contract I gave her
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did
00:35:00In fact
00:35:02Marissa
00:35:03You and your dimwit brother
00:35:05Only have everything you have
00:35:07All thanks to me
00:35:12Oh I think she's losing it bro
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:17You two
00:35:18Are the ungrateful
00:35:20Cheating scum here
00:35:21My granddaughter
00:35:23Supported you
00:35:24And your entire family
00:35:26For three years
00:35:27While you were gone
00:35:28How dare you insult her
00:35:31It's okay grandma
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35Poor Edna
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37What you're doing
00:35:37Out there on the streets
00:35:38Huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about
00:35:40You see?
00:35:41Show her Bob
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49Your granddaughter is
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52She was begging on the street for money
00:36:23I can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:36:25The existence underneath would never understand that
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29The new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32Is actually a downgrade
00:36:38Enough bullshitting already
00:36:38Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40And we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54At your wedding I will
00:36:57If you won't do good by me
00:36:59Of breaking things off
00:37:00Before two-timing me
00:37:01With my best friend
00:37:02Why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06At your wedding
00:37:07As a charity
00:37:09To you
00:37:10Fucking bitch
00:37:11You better keep your word
00:37:13Oh that's rich
00:37:15After tomorrow
00:37:16You will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:17Do remember that
00:37:26Trixie
00:37:26Marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:28They'll destroy you if you show
00:37:31Even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33Grandma
00:37:34I have to confess something to you
00:37:36I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:39Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44The richest person
00:37:46On the planet
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius
00:37:51The god of healing
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55With these hands
00:37:55That's how I was able to give Marissa
00:37:58The presidential contract
00:37:59And become the goddess healer
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:03Hearing her name
00:38:04Knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05But please
00:38:06Trixie dear
00:38:07I know it must have broken your heart
00:38:10But embellishing your worth
00:38:13And who you are
00:38:14It will only delay the healing process
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21Because we didn't have the money
00:38:22For their medical bills
00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:27To serve those in need
00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:31And I'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32You've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:37Who will treat you right
00:38:39Who actually deserves you
00:38:41You will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45Oh yeah
00:38:51You said Trixie's crushing my wedding
00:38:53She was bullying us too Sasa
00:38:55She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00When hope when nobody steps on Snake
00:39:02Snake bites back hard
00:39:04So let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:07Yeah
00:39:07You mean
00:39:10We broadcast
00:39:12That video of me
00:39:16Yes
00:39:16Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22And the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24Against my presidential glow up
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35There he is
00:39:38Welcome home brother
00:39:40Welcome home general
00:39:44Sir
00:39:45The homeless woman who saved you
00:39:46Miss Trixie
00:39:47This is the file of her ex
00:39:48Butch Tanner
00:39:49He served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52That can barely carry supplies
00:39:54Well she's been providing for him
00:39:55And his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58So she waited for him for years
00:40:00And then he betrayed her
00:40:01Fucking coward
00:40:02According to intel
00:40:03She's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05Then we should join her
00:40:07Men
00:40:08I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11And her incredible power
00:40:12That saved my life
00:40:13So she needs our support
00:40:14Will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16Yes sir
00:40:17We will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:19Sir
00:40:20Well let's roll
00:40:36Welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:40:41Not only are we getting married
00:40:42But in just one hour
00:40:43My company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:53Congratulations on the contract
00:40:54Once again Mrs
00:40:55Wakeham
00:40:56Stowe Butch is taking my last name
00:40:58Oh and please don't be so uptight
00:41:00Secretary Cho
00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S. health department
00:41:05But this is a partay after all
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation
00:41:10Have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:13The U.S. president will also be arriving soon
00:41:17To give you the contract herself
00:41:19It's an honor
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32Not so fast
00:41:33The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell
00:42:00So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir
00:42:11Just watch
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter
00:42:18You lost
00:42:18I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20You know, being this poor
00:42:24Me, bum a meal
00:42:25Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:31Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:36Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:46She's like
00:42:48See everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:52But she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:54That she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:57This is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us
00:43:03The rich and glorious
00:43:04Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills
00:43:23No education
00:43:24No connection
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27To get the US fucking president
00:43:29To give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:43:34And I saw potential in you
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50Damn right
00:43:51You were too embarrassing for me
00:43:54Sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:44:00Bravo
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02Quick, somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06You should make yourself
00:44:07Don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09She's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12And I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14And you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:15In front of everyone for me, butch
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man
00:44:21But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23Okay, enough
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you
00:44:32And girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you
00:44:35Over Marissa Trixie
00:44:37Because I've got the material goods
00:44:39And you're just all empty talk
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47See this?
00:44:55Oh my god
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not
00:45:10I don't believe it
00:45:12You all sound so scared already
00:45:14Don't worry
00:45:15This isn't that contract
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:19You try to swindle from me
00:45:23See everyone
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28Look at her following orders
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:31And here she is
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave
00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40You want to, uh, I don't know
00:45:42Beg for a little treat
00:45:43While you're at it?
00:45:46Oh
00:45:54You misunderstand me
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything
00:45:57I've ever given you
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity
00:46:07Bro
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12She can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing baddie
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20Uh, I-I know what this is
00:46:23You've gotten delusional
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:25So you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:27And some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not happening
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:46:46She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48At the Wickham wedding right now
00:46:49Butch Tanner
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:46:54Let's go
00:46:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:09You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability?
00:47:23To heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27If you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:47:32And she's nice
00:47:33You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie
00:47:36Show them, Butch
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone
00:47:46Trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:55I'm a major in the marines
00:47:57Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:48:03Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:48:08How despicable
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13Get out of here, no one wants to marry you
00:48:15No free meals for the poor
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here
00:48:29Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37But I valued our friendship, Marissa
00:48:39Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45But no
00:48:46You stooped so low
00:48:48It disgusts me
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55If you've already started offering sexual services
00:49:00Well then
00:49:01Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will never take you back
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassed man like you
00:49:09But make me happy
00:49:11And I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother
00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear
00:49:33After I'm done with you, Trixie
00:49:35Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:39Oh, is that so
00:49:42Security
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48In front of everybody here
00:49:50Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:59Could crush you
00:50:00Before you even touch me
00:50:02Dream on
00:50:04You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:07But you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08You're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10Enough
00:50:12You're souring my party
00:50:13So you either get the fuck out
00:50:16Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18On the count of three
00:50:19I think I quite like it here
00:50:21Two
00:50:33This wine is so delicious
00:50:36One
00:50:37Shoot
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:02I'm sorry that I'm late
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No
00:51:09I'm fine
00:51:10But um
00:51:12When did I become your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me
00:51:17Trixie
00:51:18Remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word
00:51:20They're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22Really
00:51:23It was nothing
00:51:25I saved you because you're a good man
00:51:27Not because I want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35I see what this is
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie
00:51:39Look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her
00:51:42She waited for you for three years
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh
00:51:52She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54No man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05I see her in the Marines
00:52:08I'm a major
00:52:10Look, man
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven
00:52:14Now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:16But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that
00:52:20Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:26Never talks about a woman, no way
00:52:29You're a coward
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44You're very gracious Trixie, you know that
00:52:49You're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:51So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:00I'll, I'll destroy you
00:53:02Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:28Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp
00:53:36What a pair
00:53:38Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:42Maybe she's trying to play some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:10It's not in my nature
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here
00:54:15Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you
00:54:21So incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:24So I know that you're the one for me
00:54:29This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor
00:54:34Oscar worthy
00:54:35Oscar worthy
00:54:36No
00:54:37First gift
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home
00:54:46So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:49Worth 500 million dollars
00:54:51Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:54:55Second gift
00:54:58This contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:03Which is now yours
00:55:05Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy
00:55:08They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:11They've got nothing left
00:55:13Lysander, I really don't care for any of us
00:55:15No, look, I know
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:20Okay, which is exactly why
00:55:22Well, my third gift
00:55:24Is, um
00:55:26Well
00:55:42Cleo, hey
00:55:44Oh my god
00:55:47You found my dog
00:55:52Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more
00:55:56Trixie Amore
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you
00:56:11Thanks
00:56:27Go, go, power couple
00:56:29Woo
00:56:31Okay, stop
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:41No man in their right mind
00:56:43Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46Hey
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53And cherished as
00:56:54The most precious woman on earth
00:56:56Understand
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15As if
00:57:16Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:29Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just
00:57:33Henders
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:36Come on, Lysander
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43The elites
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:59I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:18Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:23Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes
00:58:37What?
00:58:44I'm a bankrupt
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey
00:58:55Are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01My company's dead
00:59:02It evaporated
00:59:04It's the thin air
00:59:08That's impossible
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:12Secretary Cho
00:59:14You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's Mary
00:59:34The famed war hero
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41Now you believe me
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:52Sasa
00:59:52Sasa
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:12Do you want to rub your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:16I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me
01:00:39Fine
01:00:39But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:45I'm fresh for the taking
01:00:53I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:57Thank you, Devin
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00Not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02Your best friend
01:01:04By stealing my fiancé
01:01:06But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12No, to all of humanity
01:01:13So now
01:01:14Everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:17I'm taking it all back
01:01:21Wait, everyone
01:01:22Stop
01:01:25They're impostors
01:01:26I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44Approved of mine?
01:01:46Biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55The left leave the wrong
01:01:57Bereft
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03In fact, she's on her way now
01:02:08So you're telling me
01:02:09This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:18Approves of my product
01:02:19Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:30FBI
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:34And identity theft
01:02:36Gotcha
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:44No, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie's a good person
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50Grandma
01:02:50Grandma
01:02:51Mr. Rogers
01:02:52Mrs. Williams
01:02:53What are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:57We were worried
01:02:58So we came here to back you up
01:03:00Listen, officer
01:03:01I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06And would never break the law
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18My fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:24You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51So this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiancee
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10Let's go
01:04:34Get him
01:04:35If you can
01:04:52Better be a fight
01:04:55you Mong
01:04:56eh
01:05:05you
01:05:06hold of the
01:05:11your
01:05:12your
01:05:12your
01:05:26¿Está bien? ¿Quieres más?
01:05:37La historia está escrito sobre ti, Icenander
01:05:41Drama
01:05:42Drama
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé
01:05:50He's so manly
01:05:52Much better than your last one
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:57It's Butch's loss
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:04And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:11Drown out the poor
01:06:13Drown out the poor
01:06:14Drown out the poor
01:06:16Drown out the poor
01:06:17Drown out the poor
01:06:21See Trixie? You've got no connections
01:06:23No power
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:35Let them eat cake
01:06:36Hm
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them
01:06:48Grab what you can't fam
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:31Dammit!
01:07:31Dammit!
01:07:31Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39We're quartered
01:07:40I will sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48They will be punished
01:07:52Now hold still for me
01:07:56Right
01:07:57Rey rides the world
01:08:08Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13She the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25No, please
01:08:26I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:28Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:30Sure
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:38While I do not care for glory
01:08:40I do believe in justice
01:08:43Marissa and Butch
01:08:44Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:54Wrong
01:08:56But you're close
01:08:58Bullshit
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel on you little lives
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death
01:09:23Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:32What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:42I will
01:09:44I will
01:09:45Left
01:09:47Left
01:09:47Leaves the wrong left
01:09:55I'm fine
01:09:57Nothing happened
01:09:58You'll see soon enough
01:10:00You'll see soon enough
01:10:00Oh please
01:10:01I really wanna die
01:10:02And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07Whoops
01:10:08Just crossed it again
01:10:10Whoops
01:10:10Once and again
01:10:11Nothing's happening
01:10:13Nothing's happening
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:19Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:23Stop!
01:10:24Stop!
01:10:25No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26Hey
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39Come on
01:10:41Major
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:05Oh, please
01:11:06You hurt us first
01:11:08At first
01:11:09I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:15Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:57You've got nothing on me
01:12:02Yes
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10Goddess
01:12:11Madam President
01:12:12I require your assistance
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:19Get the VP
01:12:20We're leaving now
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:29But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:58So she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:06Only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:23And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:43But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:53It's like real magic
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:57But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:03Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No
01:14:09Trixie, look
01:14:11I believe you
01:14:12You saved me
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:21We'll riot against you now
01:14:23Tear her apart
01:14:24Tear her apart
01:14:26Tear her apart
01:14:27Tear her apart
01:14:29Tear her apart
01:14:31Tear her apart
01:14:31Tear her apart
01:14:31The Vice President arrives
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53Tear her apart
01:14:55Tear her apart
01:14:59Tear her apart
01:15:00The Vice President
01:15:01No, no. We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:59Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:23You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:55What the hell?
01:17:58Hey, idiot!
01:17:59What the hell?
01:18:00Hey, idiot!
01:18:00Oh!
01:18:05Oh, my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:10That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She...
01:19:09She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal!
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:14What do you wish, you idiot?
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:45And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:16You're supposed to be the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:17¿Qué?
01:22:18¿Cómo te crees que yo te salvó?
01:22:21¿Por qué te quedó un secreto así?
01:22:25Quería que viajara la tierra como una persona normal.
01:22:28Para ayudar a los que necesitamos.
01:22:30Y asegurarse que el hombre que yo elegí me, por mí.
01:22:34¿No? Entonces...
01:22:35El millón del contrato...
01:22:37¿Es tú que me dieron?
01:22:39Ella fue así.
01:22:42¡Esta es nuestra tienda!
01:22:44¡No, no, no!
01:22:45Estás inicialmente mi esposa y mi esposa y la besta.
01:22:47Pero después de todo lo que has hecho,
01:22:49te tomas con ellas.
01:22:51No, por favor.
01:22:52No, no, no.
01:22:53Porque no sabía que yo era mi esposa.
01:22:55Si...
01:22:55No importa quién es.
01:22:59Trixie tiene un el corazón de oro.
01:23:01Una gran persona.
01:23:02Y si te lo çubla el momento de que te desgraciáramos,
01:23:05pues...
01:23:05Vamos a ser mi esposa...
01:23:07Porque es la más hermosa y la mejor persona de la planeta.
01:23:25¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:23:43Please, Trixie, give me another chance. I want to be rich again.
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault.
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:20I'll send yourself out.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now.
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:10You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12Gracias por ver el video.
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