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Engsub Sex Education By My Best Friend Db
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make her watch a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:30Hi!
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hailey.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that'll clean goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29It means to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Hell no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49If your liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Oh my.
00:09:55Oh!
00:10:06Oh my god.
00:10:11I'm sorry.
00:10:12I'm sorry.
00:10:14I was like a Jedi together.
00:10:15So...
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him
00:10:37flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Hmm, funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:47and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, I am my type, but, you know,
00:11:00power theory, whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think
00:11:56the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:39Oh, my God.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:58Please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:04Strip.
00:13:04Strip.
00:13:05Strip.
00:13:05Strip.
00:13:05Strip.
00:13:11Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:33Jen, stop.
00:13:34Jen, stop.
00:13:34Jen, stop.
00:13:34Jen, stop.
00:13:35Jen, stop.
00:13:35Jen, stop.
00:13:35Jen, stop.
00:13:35Jen, stop.
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:54Jen, stop.
00:13:55You're all in me right now.
00:13:57Stop it.
00:13:59Oh, my God.
00:14:01Don't go in.
00:14:02Stop it.
00:14:05Oh, my God.
00:14:05Oh, my God.
00:14:10you okay give that to me
00:14:20now give the phone back jen what the hell call i thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete
00:14:34it off her phone i'm exposed to what else is fake about you and i know it's not just
00:14:38your purse why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46hey he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess
00:14:50with me you hear me cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:15:00i
00:15:00just need to be alone hey cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did
00:15:12i
00:15:12get butterflies when he looked at me today don't stay up too late honey love you mom wait mom
00:15:26do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice well maybe just give them a second
00:15:56chance
00:15:56tough day huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite noted is that
00:16:04the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag i'm just trying to bring a little
00:16:07hope to my family and keep my scholarship oh i'm really proud of you and then there's this guy
00:16:15he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory it's so confusing
00:16:21sounds like you're into this guy sounds like you're into this guy no i'm not into this guy
00:16:27i like you only you i really liked your photo by the way you did are you gonna reciprocate i
00:16:39was
00:16:39thinking it would be better if we met in person that sounds amazing when with about after school
00:16:45at the balcony i'll bring flowers deal i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08stop thinking about cole
00:17:18call me father i heard about you harassing jen at school today defending that nobody hayley girl
00:17:24he's not a nobody dad are those for her
00:17:32what the fuck
00:17:35what the fuck
00:17:36i know what hayley is cole her mother works as a maid at my office that whole family is trash
00:17:43stay away from her what if i say no stay away from hayley cole or i'll fire her mother
00:17:51what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable
00:17:54i'm almost 18 soon i'll have my inheritance i hate to make hayley wait but she can't know
00:18:00who i am before i make sure her family is safe
00:18:04you're sick
00:18:06it's called watching out for your future
00:18:14oh hi
00:18:15hi i'm hayley yes so nice to meet you god i'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:24but the moment she knows i lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers you're so nice
00:18:36guacamole wizard
00:18:38fail
00:18:42guacamole wizard
00:18:45you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:47pathetic
00:18:48maybe he's married
00:18:50or maybe he's fat
00:18:51and maybe he's sitting on a side video
00:18:55i don't want any more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:00oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:08eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:24so you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:34oh and by the way
00:19:36cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37because after all he's rich
00:19:40like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53call again
00:19:54why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58call we were kidding
00:20:00it's ketchup
00:20:01pick
00:20:02that bloody thing up
00:20:06take out of your phone and record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with haley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:19so i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave haley alone
00:20:32i will leave haley alone
00:20:38got it
00:20:38yeah
00:20:39let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:45got it
00:20:46let's go
00:20:55uh thank you
00:20:57wow
00:20:59never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:05i just
00:21:07i happen to see you
00:21:09were you waiting on someone
00:21:11yeah
00:21:12my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies
00:21:31i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:33am i that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings coldness
00:21:40because it's not going to work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online board careers make you fall for her
00:21:55he
00:21:56he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:05you don't understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12i don't see
00:22:14why you touch him like this
00:22:25if he keeps there i'm going to thank you
00:22:27you like what you see
00:22:29no
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:38aww in the game huh
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you a little slow in the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:09i love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind
00:23:15and he loves me for who i am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me
00:23:21than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:37cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:42there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:16why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:19really are you okay
00:24:21you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:25which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't
00:24:30i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:36so are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:05you
00:25:06oh
00:25:07me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17yeah
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it?
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36what is he trying to do?
00:25:38it's none of your business
00:25:39but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom?
00:25:59i don't know
00:25:59i don't know
00:26:00i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim?
00:26:06are you jealous of me?
00:26:07me?
00:26:08jealous?
00:26:09no
00:26:09why would i be jealous?
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really?
00:26:24miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28okay
00:26:29sorry not by that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe trust me too
00:26:36mm-mm
00:26:36we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32and i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:36so you want me?
00:27:40i think you know much i want you
00:27:46do you want me?
00:27:48i want you
00:27:54oh shit
00:27:58anyone in here?
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here?
00:28:04i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay?
00:28:07oh?
00:28:08yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:10good to have you
00:28:12nice
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20what didn't happen?
00:28:22hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:30car accident?
00:28:31guacamole wizard?
00:28:38i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard?
00:28:47huh?
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53do i know you?
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:07he was in a real car accident?
00:29:08he was in a real car accident and according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11i can't pick this anymore
00:29:12cole
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys?
00:29:22um
00:29:23um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:28was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:31hey
00:29:32i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right?
00:29:38how did you know that?
00:29:40tough day huh?
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be Cole
00:29:47could he?
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you honestly get out of here bro?
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole?
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:17right?
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:19and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley?
00:30:34maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake!
00:30:38hey!
00:30:40what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43wait seriously?
00:30:44yeah!
00:30:45just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51alright you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:31:01but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him?
00:31:10why are you making it so weird about jake?
00:31:12we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14maybe you've known jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that?
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01too cheesy?
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident?
00:32:06the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think?
00:32:12you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20hey can we not?
00:32:24hey can we not?
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with a bad pun
00:32:33wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:38that's weak shit?
00:32:39is this weak shit?
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00Colt put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert?
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much Colt?
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:31like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:34i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you wanna go to prom
00:33:39with me?
00:33:41jen you wanna go to prom
00:33:43with me?
00:33:44we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50i need a good time
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this
00:33:55Cole Edmunds
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message corcamoli wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:07what should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later. I'll see your own school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different. Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48I know.
00:34:53Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Hayley, I...
00:35:17Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me. He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do? How do you know I like mozzarella sticks? That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:28Because...
00:35:29I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:39Just don't go to college yet.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley, again!
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do!
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Um...
00:36:09What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hayley, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21Alright, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:25Except for Jake.
00:36:28And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:35Hey Hal, um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:38the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was...
00:36:44so...
00:36:45sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:05Look!
00:37:06Oh, shit!
00:37:18Oh, my God!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:24Guys, stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26Stop!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:42Oh, my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens!
00:37:44I'm so sorry!
00:37:46Hayley Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you...
00:38:13saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing...
00:38:17that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh...
00:38:22you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:32You know...
00:38:33father of that asshole,
00:38:34every time he looks at you,
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you,
00:38:38kissing you...
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:13No.
00:39:15No.
00:39:30No.
00:39:31No.
00:39:31No.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack!
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh um sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:48yeah you don't know about the come on
00:41:04hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing
00:41:26never
00:41:26happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55how cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravo okay okay
00:42:04i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that oh my god thank you
00:42:19oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate shut up bella it's emma
00:42:34uh whatever
00:42:42oh my god
00:42:49oh morning valley whore how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together
00:43:19in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you touching me
00:43:24oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:27touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah hey valley whore show him what you really like
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not
00:44:14trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:48it's not a catfish
00:44:49stop it stop stop
00:44:52I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:50All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares?
00:46:22I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:57Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:48You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:15Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17Hey, you look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:28They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here, Valley Whore?
00:48:47What are you doing here, Valley Whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:52Valley Whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages on your
00:49:05castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:23Hey, let's get perv'd tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:37Pervy princess!
00:49:38Pervy princess!
00:49:43Pervy princess!
00:49:54What are you doing here?
00:50:08I don't need to tease Nancy.
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:47wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:02you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:08trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:22who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:34dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:37i already assumed that's who this was i'm a servant so you're the scholarship trash that's
00:51:45hell-bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry
00:51:51a good
00:51:52girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter
00:51:59and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire dad
00:52:07stop
00:52:08don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:12hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:24you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't
00:52:30want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:36hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:52:55would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are
00:53:11right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and ruin your life so
00:53:17i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go
00:53:35you're so cool i know emma
00:53:38wanna go to prom why not
00:53:42let's get these lovers together
00:53:49hi mr edmund
00:53:50hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:00what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:07well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:13we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:16cole my son cole reviewing budgets
00:54:19he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:22well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:24and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what
00:54:46what are you guys doing here
00:54:47happy birthday cole
00:54:49i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:51just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53what what's going on
00:54:55dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:59you can be together
00:55:00just log into this stupid game
00:55:02and tell the girl who you love
00:55:03who you really are
00:55:05no
00:55:06i'll tell her myself
00:55:07stick me in your car
00:55:15come on the wizard
00:55:19mom i'm fine
00:55:20i just need some time alone
00:55:30open the door
00:55:32wait what
00:55:34he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:53and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:55to tell you who i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance
00:55:58and i can protect you and your family
00:55:59so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand that this changes things
00:56:17if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:39you do
00:56:41yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean
00:56:45this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:55i
00:56:55i mean
00:56:56i
00:56:57i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:02yes
00:57:03i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:08you're hot now
00:57:10you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey uh
00:57:17there are those things that we could do
00:57:20you never go
00:57:22yeah
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:26yeah no don't worry
00:57:50okay so
00:57:52what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55yeah
00:57:55we'll do it again
00:57:57i'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:03all right that's fair
00:58:04i'll uh
00:58:05i'll take that as a warning
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:13am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no
00:58:17i fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21now i'll just
00:58:22i'll just lust behind it
00:58:25there's always been lust behind it
00:58:26i'll ask you a minute
00:58:27stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32same
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but
00:58:40the real question is
00:58:42do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but jay kind of gave me to a joke
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:06and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:19i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38cole
00:59:39are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:42are you here
00:59:44mr
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:48i see you cole
00:59:48you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:31my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46i do
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes
01:00:54i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:04oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like who else
01:01:15would
01:01:15win right
01:01:15oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's hailey and cole
01:01:25it was fun
01:01:28what's this what does she get
01:01:29what's this what's your dad
01:01:33Erin uh
01:01:34most time that's up
01:01:36no
01:01:37uh
01:01:37who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:41woo
01:01:41woo
01:01:42woo
01:01:42woo
01:01:44eww literally what the fuck
01:01:46Damn. Language.
01:01:48I am the queen, okay? She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait, what are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy. If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Hayley Roth's life. Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:26Who did this? Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little skit!
01:02:37You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that!
01:02:56I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no internship! You lied to me!
01:03:18Hayley, catch.
01:03:23Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and an awesome sense of humor.
01:03:38Oof.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:02That you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:08And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:11And best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:21Joyprone.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my side.
01:04:35That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:41I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:05:01I love you.
01:05:02I love you, Michael.
01:05:02Ginger!
01:05:03Tongue there to make it.
01:05:03What's happening with my throat?
01:05:04How Oh!
01:05:04your shadowrage friendly?
01:05:04I'm glad you have something.
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