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A sock puppet of galactic origins uses a teenager as a vessel for chaos.
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00:18Where's your girlfriend at? Huh? Oh, that's right. Let's skedaddle, babe.
00:26Come on, man. Come on, that's wrong. That's wrong.
00:35How's this? Any goodies in here?
00:41Ah, the perfect specimen. Finally, the great Archvoodle's Day of Redemption has begun.
00:47Well, no, this ain't happening. You're a soft puppet.
00:50You fool. This is as real as it can possibly get, and you will do as you're commanded.
00:56What in God's name? Dude, you're just a freaking nature.
01:00A force of nature. I am the great Archvoodle of region Y, but you may call me Gary.
01:07What the? Gary?
01:10Let's stop wasting time worrying about what I am, or who I am, or what I intend to do,
01:15because Gary always gets his way. I'm the king, man.
01:20So, let me get this straight. You're a sock puppet from outer space.
01:24Alright. You, Marshall. I saw you getting bullied by those peanuts over there a couple of minutes ago.
01:30What about it? I can help. But in exchange, I require the use of your left arm.
01:39Aw, jeez. You got a bad feeling about this, man.
02:12I can help me. I can help me. I want you.
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