00:04Terry! This is top priority.
00:07Go ahead, Bruce.
00:08A Wayne Powers deep space probe is receiving an anomalous communication.
00:12I'm patching it into you now.
00:14Is that... is that you?
00:16Clearly that's not me, Terry.
00:18But apparently it's what passes for me on this Earth.
00:21Whoa! Who's the dweeb?
00:24That would be Robin's counterpart.
00:27The Joker!
00:29No way! That's the Joker?
00:31That's not THE Joker. It's A Joker.
00:34I don't know, Bruce. Your friend with the Liberty Bell hair said THE Joker.
00:39No matter which universe he's from, he's a vicious and deadly psychotic.
00:43He's throwing fish at you right now.
00:46One thing's for sure. This Joker could up his thug recruitment game.
00:50Yeah, pick up a fish and start tossing already, slacker.
00:54Wait, is he... is he stealing a fish?
00:57Oh, this has got to be the dumbest heist.
01:00Oh-ho-ho-ho! The fish-snapping of the century!
01:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:05Careful, you don't...
01:06Hey! Swell costume, by the way, Bruce.
01:08Terry...
01:09Must have taken forever to get the iron-on bat symbol just right.
01:12Terry!
01:16To the Batmobile!
01:17Oh, this ought to be good.
01:18Careful, bad man!
01:20Actually...
01:20Eh, that ride's pretty shway, Bruce.
01:23Don't let them catch you from behind!
01:25What an odd thing to say.
01:31Uh, hey, Bruce. I just noticed something about your coward.
01:33Again, not my coward.
01:36But what is it?
01:38Are the eyebrows painted on?
01:40Don't be!
01:41Oh, they are.
01:43You know, my great aunt does the same thing with her eyebrows.
01:46Totally works for Aunt Phyllis.
01:49What the...?
01:51Now what's going on? Where's this?
01:53I'm not sure.
01:54But whatever it is, it must be built on a hill.
01:56Joker could really stand to run a comb through that wig, huh?
02:05Oh, easy boy wonder.
02:06Let's not forget we're wearing elf shoes and support hoes.
02:12And who is he even shushing at this point?
02:19What's with the 57 random telescopes lying around for no reason?
02:24Something's fishy here, Batman.
02:26Ah!
02:27Beautiful!
02:29The Gotham High girls volleyball team's gonna be ticked when they find out their net was stolen.
02:33Actually, I'm not sure which is more disconcerting.
02:35His trap, or the fact that these two can't seem to find their way out of it.
02:40How about a fish fry?
02:41Ooh, fish fry guy here is angling for a promotion.
02:45Settle down there, fish fry!
02:48Wait a minute.
02:49What is it?
02:50Look at the Joker.
02:52Is it my imagination, or does he...?
02:54Have a mustache?
02:56Now that is just not right.
03:06Wow, worst hot tub party ever.
03:08But on the bright side, Robin is already wearing his bathing suit.
03:12I couldn't possibly deprive that poor hungry clam of its dinner.
03:16Hold up!
03:17That's a clam?!
03:19Very touchy!
03:20Oh, my wonder!
03:22What a succulent hors d'oeuvre you should make!
03:25It really is quite unsettling.
03:28Well, a giant man-eating clam is...
03:31Wait, you're talking about the mustache again, aren't you?
03:35It's mesmerizing.
03:38I would have gotten out of this in two seconds.
03:40Aunt Phyllis could have gotten out of this in two seconds.
03:42By the way, Bruce, what do you feed papier-mâché?
03:45Oh, what a hideous face!
03:47Oh, be nice, Venus.
03:48Robin's sitting right next to you.
03:50Well, I was only...
03:50You get it?
03:51She was talking about...
03:52Never mind.
03:53Mollusk?
03:54Some mollusk!
03:56Push yourself away, Robin.
04:00Is it weird that part of me is rooting for the clam?
04:03Can't I get to the side?
04:04Robin!
04:05Oh, man, you're beat!
04:07Come on!
04:09No!
04:10I was actually feeling bad for Robin, but then I saw those elf booties again, and well...
04:16Hey, what happened?
04:18That's the end of the transmission.
04:20What do we do?
04:21Not sure, but I know what we won't do.
04:24What's that?
04:24We never tell anyone what we saw here today.
04:29Seriously?
04:30Not even the mustache?
04:31Never.
04:32I can tell you're serious.
04:34Know-how.
04:34Your eyebrows.
04:35Very expressive on their own.
04:37Why you ever chose to paint...
04:41Don't you start.
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