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07:14Mel!
07:16Hey!
07:18Ron!
07:20Marley!
07:21How are our perfect grandkids?
07:23Did you hear Tori won her tournament?
07:24We did. We heard all about it. Congratulations.
07:27We're so proud.
07:28It's remarkable, really, how resilient she is.
07:32You should come to her next match.
07:34Invite us and we'll come.
07:36Oh, I'm sorry.
07:37We assumed your son had invited you.
07:40It's fine. Tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture.
07:43I told her she could always come by our place if she needed a break from all the chaos.
07:50What chaos?
07:51She didn't mean chaos.
07:53Pretty sure she did.
07:56What chaos, Marley?
07:58You know something I don't know?
08:00I'm just not as close to it as you are.
08:02No, you're not.
08:06I think you forgot to grab the oatmeal.
08:13She didn't mean any of that the way it sounded.
08:16Oh, yes, she did.
08:17I guess what I meant was she doesn't mean to be the way she is.
08:25These people are assholes.
08:27There's no getting around that.
08:29But you work in a profession that tracks and breeds assholes as a matter of course.
08:34And I know.
08:35It sucks having to put on your suit and go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job.
08:39But ultimately, you and I are in sales coupe.
08:43Sell ourselves.
08:44You know what they say.
08:45Trading sucks sales swallows.
08:47Is there any way you could postpone this lecture?
08:50I just ran into Harvard Ratner.
08:51I will pay you to stop talking.
08:54With what?
08:55The Ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new CIO.
08:58The Ratners?
08:59I'm not dead yet, am I?
09:00I know.
09:01It's not ideal.
09:01But right now, more than anything, we need you back in the game.
09:05I just need to take a beat.
09:07You're already taking a beat.
09:10You can't take a beat from taking a beat.
09:12What are you worried about?
09:13I paid your bill.
09:15Yes.
09:16A brown bag of cash.
09:17I don't think that isn't keeping me up at night.
09:20I need you back at work.
09:21Cool.
09:23You need you back at work.
09:24I think what I need is a little hiatus.
09:27Sure.
09:30Or, I'm just spitballing here.
09:33Maybe that.
09:34We'll leave you well and truly fucked.
09:37Now is not the time for a hiatus.
09:39Now is the time for a solid, low-level panic.
09:42You heard Massey.
09:43God only knows how long this loss we will take.
09:46Nice of you to join us.
09:47Sorry, sorry.
09:48Jesus.
09:49Ten after.
09:50Oh, no.
09:51You know, the old-timers already beat us to the first tee.
09:54Sorry, I got waylaid by my fucking contractor.
09:57You know, if the man could work as fast as he bills me, we'd have been done months ago.
10:00Our last renovation almost ended the marriage.
10:04Are you married?
10:05I hadn't noticed.
10:06Fuck you.
10:07How far over budget are you?
10:09Oh, you mean there's a budget?
10:10Someone should tell my wife.
10:11Grace does have an eye.
10:12Tell me about it.
10:14There.
10:17Brad, did I hear you fired your housekeeper?
10:20I had to.
10:21My Risharmille got stolen.
10:22How do you know she took it?
10:23I don't, for sure, but she was the only one who had access.
10:26Besides, she was getting way too comfortable.
10:33It's a good excuse to, you know, bring in some new blood.
10:37That watch is a serious piece of hardware.
10:40Any chance it might be recovered?
10:41Maybe, if the cops gave a shit, which they don't.
10:44The detective thinks I just misplaced it, like I'm going to misplace a quarter of a million dollar watch.
10:51So you told the cops?
10:53Yeah.
10:54I needed a police report for the insurance.
10:58Nice.
10:59So you're covered.
11:01Sure, we'll get a fat check, but it's a limited edition piece.
11:07Irreplaceable.
11:07Lisa has an uncle who works in the Diamond District.
11:09who can probably get it for you on the gray market.
11:11You can ask her about it at Mel's birthday, I think.
11:13Gordy.
11:16What?
11:17Guys, I'm invited.
11:19That's fine.
11:20Seriously?
11:21Yes.
11:22You see?
11:25There you go, Barney.
11:26There you go.
11:35Hey, do you look up here today's night report?
11:37Oh, yeah.
11:38Let me pull it up.
11:46I'll give you another minute here.
11:54Well, thank you a lot.
11:55Yeah, I'm having a race.
11:57You.
11:57You owe me.
11:59It's your turn.
12:00No.
12:00Yeah.
12:04I said I don't know what to do.
12:09All right, we covered the tables at the bar, the dance floor over the pool.
12:13So we'll do a whole indoor-outdoor thing with seating for $150.
12:16What can we do about that?
12:17We have comfort months.
12:18Don't ask me.
12:19Hey.
12:19Okay.
12:20Come on.
12:20We got to hit all four floors here.
12:22I want a full permethrin spread.
12:23I want vinegar seals the worst.
12:25Uh, okay, we could do a flower wall behind that whole section.
12:30Or we could build a board wrap of some kind.
12:33What do you think, Notorious?
12:35Why not both?
12:36More is more.
12:37I know.
12:38More is more.
12:39What's going on here?
12:41Hey, it's the almost birthday girl.
12:43You weren't supposed to be home yet.
12:46Melanie, Jane Rubin, Rubin Catering and Events.
12:49Ah, nice to meet you.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:51I told you I didn't want to party.
12:53I know I don't.
12:53Sorry, my bad.
12:54Yeah, Jose.
12:55Hey, Jose.
12:55Hey.
12:56Come on, Mom.
12:57You can't cancel now.
12:58Nanom Hubs are going to be so disappointed.
13:00You called my parents in Boca?
13:02It was going to be a surprise.
13:03I'm finding out.
13:04My parents are not coming here.
13:05Why not?
13:06Come on, Mom.
13:06It's going to be great, Mom.
13:08Mom?
13:08Dan is totally not racist anymore.
13:10Remember that Uber driver she told us about?
13:11Mom?
13:12That's why I'm calling?
13:14That is not happening.
13:18Oh, good.
13:18Okay, go, go.
13:19She'll come around.
13:21That's what my dad said.
13:25I'm sorry about this.
13:26I think Mick and I just had a miscommunication.
13:31Well, I can tell you he is going all out for you.
13:36I wish my husband would think more like him.
13:38Oh.
13:39Oh.
13:39How long have you two been married?
13:51A lot of shopping bags in your closet.
13:53Half of them are returns.
13:55Oh, and Lily needed a new saddle and equipment for horseback riding.
13:59What's wrong with her old saddle?
14:00This one's for dressage.
14:02Apparently, our daughter has a very strong seat.
14:05Oh, I know it's a compliment, but it just sounds like an insult.
14:10Why?
14:12What's wrong?
14:13I think with the renovation and everything, we should try to cut back on spending, just
14:18for a little while.
14:19Hey, are we okay?
14:20No.
14:21It was just a little cash crunch.
14:24We're fine.
14:25Good.
14:27Because, um, we can always return the specter.
14:34Or, um, I don't know, I guess I could stop wearing these expensive pajamas.
14:41It was.
14:49Better?
14:55Let me see it on again.
14:57Oh, no, no.
14:58Oh!
15:06Ah!
15:16Who is...
15:17Jack Black.
15:19Ah.
15:21Hey!
15:22You wanna watch a movie?
15:24No gig tonight?
15:26Private event.
15:28Come on, we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films.
15:32I know there's no literal dragons in any of those movies, right?
15:34Well, that's disappointing.
15:35What is S.O.S.?
15:39Are you using your chest as a bowl?
15:42Huh.
15:42Well, it's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system.
15:46Disgusting.
15:47What the fuck is that?
15:49It's probably mom, with a vacuum cleaner, wanting to talk about your life decisions.
15:54You're worse than the kids.
15:56Coming!
15:58Who is Alice Cooper?
16:07What are you doing here?
16:08I need to talk to you.
16:15I shouldn't be here.
16:16And yet, here you are.
16:17Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:19What?
16:20Massey was in Jack's office today.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me.
16:26He's my lawyer.
16:27This didn't look like that.
16:29What did it look like then?
16:30Like, Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:32There are laws against that.
16:33Did you pay a retainer?
16:35Sign a contract?
16:37You said it could back to me.
16:38Shit, are you sure?
16:40Think of everything you know about Jack.
16:42And Massey.
16:45Hire someone else.
16:46Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't.
16:52What's Jack giving you?
16:54What?
16:55For all this.
16:55What's Jack giving you?
16:56What?
16:58A higher floor.
17:01Tracks.
17:01You'd fire me if you knew I was here.
17:03I know.
17:04I appreciate it.
17:07I'm going to go.
17:12Well, uh, thank you for coming by.
17:16You must be wishing you never met me.
17:19Oh.
17:21It was a fun weekend.
17:25It was.
17:59Who was that?
18:01Fucking everybody.
18:04What is going on with you?
18:13God.
18:16Give me a second.
18:18Yeah.
18:20Hey.
18:21Already?
18:24You, uh, yeah, I mean, sure.
18:30Okay.
18:30I'll, I'll be right there.
18:32Great.
18:34I gotta go.
18:43When Aleta said she wanted to be partners, it turned out she meant immediately.
18:46So now I would be committing felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping
18:50with my ex-wife, which, if nothing else, was a pretty good indicator that my little enterprise
18:54was already spinning out of control.
18:56Well, on the other hand, it was never a bad thing to have some backup.
18:59Hey.
19:01What car is this?
19:02Snakes.
19:03Or errands.
19:06Nice touch.
19:09What's that?
19:10Wi-Fi jammer.
19:12Kills the cameras.
19:14You've got gear.
19:15The right tool for the right job.
19:37Are you sure about this?
19:40Mm-hmm.
19:41Are women supposed to be sentimental about their jewelry?
19:46Not about the panther.
19:48It's from her ex-husband.
19:50Audrey told me that she kept it out of spite in a divorce.
19:52She never wears it.
19:53How does she know that?
19:55Audrey knows everything.
19:57Turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing, and there was almost nothing about
20:00us that they didn't know.
20:02They were a social network, like any other, supporting each other, covering for each other,
20:07spreading information like currency across the neighborhood.
20:10These women moving quietly and unobtrusively through our lives were quietly and unobtrusively
20:14taking note of everything, and sharing it in WhatsApp groups and weekly card games.
20:21And Elena, she was at the center of it all.
20:26We did four jobs in two weeks, all surgical, all clean, all thanks to Elena.
20:31Everything was where she said it would be, and it was all stuff no one would miss for a while.
20:37And it was all.
20:38Yeah.
21:45We had a good thing going.
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting?
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us.
22:03Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:07Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15That's a family dinner.
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20An introduction? He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos.
22:23Hello.
22:25Hey.
22:26Hey.
22:27Hey, creĂ que tĂș no vio venir.
22:31Hey, Charlie, stay hazy.
22:34Okay, thank you.
22:35No te pase.
22:41this is my little brother chivo hey chivo
22:49you brought a tender date to my house no this is my business associate can we please talk alone
23:06yeah no no way i'm not getting involved in this shit and it's not cool for you guys to ambush
23:11me
23:11like this okay just for the record i didn't know that you didn't know and i would never have
23:17supported this ambush you're not getting involved involved you're just passing on some neighborhood
23:22alarm codes oh just that and we'll pay you five thousand dollars per call what
23:28prima pero tĂș estĂĄs loca quĂ© estĂĄs haciendo con este tipo yo sĂ© lo que estoy haciendo no te preocupes
23:32si lo pillan eco es una abogada es un trato a ti te deportan punto pierde todo Ă©l tiene mĂĄs
23:38que perder
23:38lo que tĂș piensas quĂ© es lo que tĂș estĂĄs haciendo lo que hacen todo yo sĂ© que tĂș te
23:43mata trabajando
23:44doble mientras julio se cura de la espalda es demasiado para ti mi pana entonces dice que merecemos
23:49cĂłmo es esto la vida no te da lo que te merece sino lo que tĂș puede negociar esto se
23:56trata lo de chivo
23:59de quĂ© tĂș hablas
24:05tĂș debes de hablar con chivo
24:09cinco mil por cĂłdigo que tĂș dices
24:17i get paid in cash up front okay we haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally so maybe
24:24we could put a pin in that and maybe we can sidebar can you
24:38i thought i saw a dominican republic flag back at your cousin's house is that where you're from
24:42yeah when did you move here i was uh 23 my parents wanted to get me away from some bad
24:51influences oh
24:54what kind of bad influences keeping it vague huh what does it matter i've been here 12 years and look
25:02at me now robbing houses with a banker it's a hedge fund but whatever you can use a housekeeper i
25:11have a service it comes twice a week oh
25:15oh getting ripped off so you know you never did tell me why you didn't turn me in that night
25:22at nix
25:24i wanted in well yeah but why
25:29i mean look if we're gonna be partners we might as well know at least this about each other
25:36i've been cleaning houses 10 years i know women who've been doing it into their 70s and for what
25:43what do they get
25:46at a certain point it feels like not taking the shortcut
25:49is a bigger crime than the actual crime
25:51but what's the end game
25:53bringing my parents here for starters
25:55i know an immigration lawyer might be able to help with that
25:58you make it sound like all i have to do is sign the right forms
26:02it takes a lot of money to get them here
26:03it takes even more money to keep them here
26:05and
26:07giving them a life
26:09fair enough
26:10and then there's jibo getting in trouble faster than i can get him out
26:14you wouldn't understand
26:15i don't know if you're right about that
26:18they just moved my sister in with me
26:20in here?
26:21yeah
26:22and you're okay with that?
26:23yeah i mean you know i don't know you get used to
26:26of living with people
26:29there's a presence
26:30even if they're not in the same room
26:31or if they're asleep
26:34an empty house just feels different
26:37more like a tomb you know
26:39and then you start looking for any excuse to not come home
26:42and that i can tell you from personal experience
26:44leads to some very poor decisions
26:46i should get your money
27:06you're cut from the last two jobs
27:11i'm gonna count it
27:15i trust you
27:15no you don't
27:17not yet anyway
27:19i'm gonna count it when i get home
27:21that's what i would do
27:27thanks for a beer group
27:32you sure about hector?
27:34you sure about any of this?
27:39okay so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up
27:43ah next week
27:45i would have been married 11 years
27:50are you tempted to reach out to bruce again?
27:54no
27:56i do wonder what he would have gotten me
27:59as a steel anniversary
28:01or turquoise
28:03the internet is divided
28:06how did it feel in your body
28:08to think about that?
28:11heavy
28:13in my legs
28:16like i'm stuck in the mud
28:21i heard hold me now
28:22by the thompson twins on the radio
28:24on my way to a gag
28:25that was supposed to be our wedding song
28:28and um
28:31and i got through the whole thing this time
28:33usually i have to cut it off after the first verse
28:38and did you make it to the gig?
28:40i did
28:43and?
28:44they offered me a
28:46a regular slot
28:47that's terrific
28:50how did andy react?
28:51he must have been proud
28:52i haven't
28:53i haven't told him
28:53i haven't told anyone
28:55sounds to me like
28:56you redirected some
28:58powerful emotions
28:59into your art
29:00you were rewarded for it
29:02can you let yourself celebrate that?
29:06historically
29:07uh
29:07things don't go so well
29:08when i celebrate
29:10let's talk about that
29:13elena picked a target
29:15and hector came through
29:16with our first
29:17five thousand dollar alarm code
29:18one two three
29:21oh come on
29:23come on
29:28after my man
29:29you could sound a little less surprised
29:31i'm sorry
29:32it's just a little nerve wracking
29:37elena is there a dog here?
29:39died last month
29:40they made lorelei handle the burial
29:41thank god
29:42i mean
29:43not thank god
29:44that's awful
29:45god
29:47handle the burial?
29:48that's rough
29:49no pun intended
29:53how does that compare
29:54to what uh
29:55nick makes you do?
29:56oh that's easy
29:57plus he's barely home anymore
29:58yeah
29:59thanks for that
30:00shit
30:00sorry
30:01but isn't this bitter act
30:03getting a little old?
30:04you're telling me
30:04you never cheated on anybody?
30:06never
30:06wow
30:07really?
30:08you could sound a little
30:09less surprised
30:12okay
30:14i think i found it
30:15okay
30:16so we're looking for
30:17anything or a mess
30:18mrs hicksdale's associate
30:19couldn't or wouldn't
30:20get her the new season
30:21birkin colorways
30:22so she's too offended
30:23to wear any of the bags
30:24anything on the island
30:25is fair to do
30:28there's probably
30:28a no more obnoxious
30:30or coveted status symbol
30:31than the hermes birkin
30:32named after singer-actress
30:34jane birkin
30:34they're handcrafted in france
30:36by an elusive cabal
30:37of craftsmen
30:38trained in centuries-old
30:39equestrian trade techniques
30:40using only the highest-end
30:42leather exotic animal skins
30:43stitching and hardware
30:45the birkin is the crown jewel
30:46of any woman's handbag collection
30:48the rub is
30:49you can't simply walk
30:50into an hermes boutique
30:51and buy one
30:52you've got to play
30:53the hermes game
30:54which means spending
30:55tens of thousands
30:56on jewelry and accessories
30:57aka birkin bait
30:58just to get wait-listed
31:00for the privilege
31:00of spending upwards
31:01of 50 grand for a bag
31:03and you thought hedge funds
31:05were
31:05what the fuck is that
31:06there's another alarm
31:07why the fuck
31:08is there another alarm
31:09hello
31:10try the house code
31:11there's no fucking keypad
31:13where do I find a keypad
31:14do you know
31:15it's gotta be there somewhere
31:16wait wait wait
31:17I got it
31:17I got it
31:17I got it
31:18hold on
31:18hold on
31:18hold on
31:19holy shit
31:22coop
31:23it's not working
31:24it's not working
31:25coop
31:26fuck
31:26it's not
31:27what do I do
31:27get out of there
31:33what kind of
31:34security system
31:35is this
31:37Jesus Christ
31:44coop
31:44where are you
31:45get out of here
31:46yeah I don't think
31:47I can do that
31:47why not
31:48cause they got
31:49another dog
31:53hey
31:55hi
31:57you want a treat
31:59huh
32:12coming up front
32:13do not come up front
32:14do not go up front
32:15I don't really have the choice
32:23cool
32:24leave it
32:38where the hell are you
32:39I'm on the street
32:40oh go run east
32:41which way is east
32:44how the fuck am I supposed to know
32:47I don't know where I'm going
32:48I don't know where I'm going
32:53tell me where I'm going
33:04there are cops everywhere
33:06just be careful
33:07okay
33:10fuck
33:11okay
33:12okay
33:34fucking earpiece
33:44answer me
33:45if you can hear me
33:52cool
33:54hello
34:06let's go
34:17let's go
34:22okay
34:23okay
34:30Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:57Hey, I need your airwrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What, you're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:18So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come on. I'll help you.
35:24Oh, yeah, sorry.
35:25Just, like, look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:52Happy birthday.
35:55Happy birthday.
35:56Happy birthday.
35:58Beautiful.
35:58Beautiful.
36:01Um, bar.
36:02Now.
36:02Oh, now.
36:03Oh, sorry.
36:04Oh, you're going to see it.
36:07Oh.
36:08Drive your bike.
36:10Wow.
36:11Yeah.
36:11You know.
36:20A melatini.
36:21Tonight's signature drink.
36:23Baby, I just really want a vodka martini.
36:25Very dirty.
36:26Yeah, that's what the melatini is.
36:28I know what you like, babe.
36:30Hey, girl.
36:31Oh.
36:32Oh, my God.
36:34Oh, my God.
36:34We're both fire signs.
36:37Really?
36:37Yeah.
36:38We're more into Enneagrams here.
36:40You mean, like, word games?
36:42Uh, yeah.
36:43Yeah, sure.
36:44Yes, words.
36:45Right.
36:46Oh, oh, oh.
36:48Okay.
36:49Oh.
36:49Hey, Sam.
36:50Paul.
36:52Could you give us a minute?
36:53We're here first.
36:57Did you get my voicemails?
36:58Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers.
37:00God knows we pay them enough.
37:01I pay them enough.
37:02You can afford it.
37:03Unless Misty is spending you out of house and home.
37:06Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this.
37:12Oh, you should go back up there.
37:14It looks like they're proving your girlfriend at the bar.
37:20Ladies?
37:22Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck?
37:49How did Hector not know about the second alarm?
37:51They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for.
37:53Well, for five grand, you better fucking know.
37:55Can you sit down?
37:56You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one.
38:01Okay.
38:01Do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:03Give me this one.
38:04I'm gonna order the rest on Bordash.
38:06Oh, you fucker.
38:06Look, I need your face.
38:15Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes?
38:17Oh, my God.
38:18It's complicated, okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Levitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course.
38:24Everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nix?
38:28No.
38:28Paul is just a dick, okay?
38:30Can we please drop this?
38:31No.
38:35Ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:42Uh...
38:43We gotta be more careful.
38:44People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No.
38:48About me being chased by police and a dog.
38:51Hey.
38:52It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite,
38:58but I would still probably put some antibiotics on this.
39:00It'll be fine.
39:00What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten on Hector.
39:04Okay?
39:04Okay.
39:05You know what?
39:06I'll be fine.
39:07I'll be fine.
39:08I gotta go.
39:09I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late?
39:11Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party.
39:13I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Cool.
39:19I know.
39:19Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Another shot for this bad bitch.
39:23Tequila shot.
39:24Doubles, please.
39:25And we have gone, Julio.
39:26None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:28Grown ass dog.
39:29Line him up.
39:30Strong.
39:30And here we go.
39:34Oh.
39:35Happy birthday.
39:35Oh, okay.
39:36That's my girl.
39:37Oh!
39:39Allie?
39:42Happy birthday, Millie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:47We haven't seen you in forever.
39:49You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:52Oh, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her through her tits.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight.
40:01Please.
40:02Don't leave.
40:03Don't fuck yourself, Pop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:14Okay, let's stand.
40:15Okay!
40:16Oh, come on.
40:17Right there, girl, there.
40:18Right there, girl, there.
40:19Right there, girl, there.
40:19Right there, girl.
40:20Right there, girl, there.
40:23I'm gonna take it, get what I want, what I want, what I want, what I want, what I want,
40:27cause I like it.
40:28I walk into the room, got all eyes on me.
40:31You know I am the one, my own energy.
40:36I'm going in my way, yeah.
41:05Hi, girl.
41:06Good.
41:07Hi, girl!
41:12Hey, Kat. How are you?
41:14Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you going to do something about it?
41:33You got out of bed, didn't you?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow. You nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:00Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:18There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:25Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm going to pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:39You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you going to tell me what's wrong, or are you going to stand there with your
42:51arms crossed?
42:52Okay, all you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you, and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could, and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22It made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey, Jake.
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:47Oh.
43:48Hey.
43:49Hey.
43:50You came.
43:51Yeah.
43:52Just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I got a pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:02Wow.
44:04You went all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello, hello.
44:08Justin.
44:14Yeah, you came here.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16News, Mel.
44:19What are you, Mel?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Come on, come on.
44:36You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37Come on.
44:38Come on.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:46Yes.
44:47You got it.
44:48I love you.
44:50Got you a drink.
44:51Come on, my baby.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but how could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:03Don't you hit me?
45:04It's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self, and I'm with you, because I want to be better for you.
45:14You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25So, everyone, raise your Mel-teenies for the birthday girl.
45:38Why don't you say something?
45:59Why don't you say something?
46:08Got it.
46:15Sorry.
46:16I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:20That was beautiful, Nick.
46:22Literal tears.
46:25Yeah, clearly an emotional moment for all of us.
46:29Give a round of applause to Nick.
46:33Nick.
46:36Strong-ass Jim.
46:40That's a very tough act to follow, but I'm just going to steal this stool here from the, sorry, from
46:47the DJ.
46:47Okay, so, I would like to, I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl.
47:01Oh, and, uh, I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Ale House, if you are so inclined.
47:15Here we go.
47:19I have a picture
47:24Pinned to my wall
47:26An image of you and of me
47:31And we're laughing
47:33We're loving it all
47:38But look at our lives now
47:42All tattered and torn
47:47We fuss and we fight and delight in the tears that we've breathed until dawn
47:55We're loving it all
47:57Oh, hold me now
47:59Oh, hold me now
48:02Oh, hold my heart
48:05Stay with me
48:08Let love us down
48:12Let love us down
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now.
48:38Hey.
48:41You okay?
48:48Each year is a marriage.
48:51You never once asked me that.
48:55Well, for what it's worth, I wish I had.
49:02Oh.
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these in stores, though.
49:16This I happened to get in Hunter's room.
49:19Oh, well, great.
49:22Please, don't worry about him now.
49:24Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it.
49:25Tell that to your mother.
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent.
49:30I think that's just her way of saying she misses you.
49:35Maybe she's right.
49:38Maybe we are fucking up her kids.
49:41Well, she would know.
49:41She set the industry standard of terrible parenting.
49:44Coop!
49:45Okay.
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up.
49:49But please, give yourself a break.
49:54Whatever we have done to them started way before the divorce, so...
50:14To answer your question, I'm not okay.
50:19Nothing feels real to me anymore.
50:25I'm numb all the time.
50:29I miss moments I can't ever get back every day.
50:32Moments with the kids.
50:35My patients.
50:37My God, I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now.
50:40You're not a terrible therapist.
50:42No, no.
50:43Trust me.
50:43You're not there.
50:45Maybe it's not enough.
50:46I fuck up our kids.
50:47I gotta fuck up everybody else's kids, too.
50:49No, it's good to have goals.
51:01It feels like I've been angry for so long.
51:03I thought I was angry at you, but now you're gone.
51:06I'm still so angry.
51:12I'm just fucked up.
51:17You hide it very well.
51:19No.
51:30You ask if I love you.
51:34Well, what could I say?
51:38You know that I do, and this is just one of those games that you play.
51:49So I'll sing you a new song.
51:54I'll sing you a new song.
51:55Please don't cry anymore.
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness, though I don't know just what I'm asking it for.
52:08Oh, yeah.
52:12Hold me now, oh, warm my heart, stay with me, let a loving start, let a loving start, oh, hold
52:33me now, oh, warm my heart.
52:42Stay with me, let the loving start, let a loving start, oh, hold me now, hold me now,
53:11Probably should get back next.
53:12It's on the list.
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