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00:10say goodbye to your old-fashioned toilet and say hello to luxury introducing the luxos mt
00:18the world's most advanced luxury commode
00:25it's gonna change the way you think about the bathroom am i right cindy that's right
00:29it heats it cleans it deodorizes it comes standard with luxos's triple tornado flush system and
00:38it's smart home compatible and here to tell us more about it is luxos brand ambassador
00:43and three-time nba all-star nick brandon
01:00i love you too thank you cindy jim my man it is a pleasure to be here you're an nba
01:11champion
01:11you are rich you're handsome everybody loves you i'm sorry is there a question in there because
01:17so far i can't argue with any of you you have a string of successful businesses just tell us
01:24why toilets oh instead of sneakers or tequila exactly because they've been done before
01:30see i always say why be late to the party when you can throw your own go
01:38oh speaking of party is that coming from there it is that's why it's coming from the built-in
01:44bluetooth speakers oh no
01:49hey hey hey hey hey hey
01:54oh no she did it
02:01so bottom line the luxos mt is gonna change the game
02:05sitting on one of these is like a little vacation you can book for yourself every day
02:09nick brandis everybody
02:24hey uh what are you doing here i really love toilets okay i'm working i know look i just
02:36the party it was a lot i acted like an asshole yeah no argument here hey
02:46i'm so sorry it's the last time i threw you a party
02:55i appreciate you trying to take care of me even if sometimes i don't know what to do with it
03:06uh well i can't say you didn't warn me no you can't
03:10look uh i know this us we shouldn't have happened or at least not the way it happened
03:19i'm sure you have your regrets
03:21nick i no no no no no i feel them
03:24believe me i wish it had gone down differently but uh just because it didn't start right
03:30doesn't mean it isn't right this is real for me now just wish you didn't feel like you have
03:36to try so hard yeah that's what happens when you fall to the second round of the draft you
03:41spend the rest of your career and life trying to make up for it you don't have to do that
03:51do you have like a dressing room yeah a nice one show me
04:02i'm coming in
04:27i'm coming in
04:29A paper shadow in a house of stone
04:34The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
04:40I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
04:44Till I look back at the smoke
04:48You can't keep up with the Johnson
04:53Don't wanna run for the roses
04:58I got my pocket of poses
05:03Sometimes I wonder why
05:05Sometimes I wonder why
05:08I just don't ever be chosen
05:13Don't wanna smell the dying roses
05:18I got my pocket full of poses
05:23I don't keep up with the Joneses
05:45What am I looking at?
05:47I know it looks like somebody wiping off their brushes
05:50But this is a Lichtenstein
05:52I know who Lichtenstein is, you baron
05:54What I meant is why am I looking at a bad photo of it?
05:57Because I want to steal it
05:58I don't mess with art, neither do you
06:00Come on, jewelry and watches can only get me so far
06:03A score like this, way more upside for the exact same risk
06:06Score? Who are you?
06:08James Caan all of a sudden?
06:10I'm sure you know someone that can move it
06:12Rocco, what's my policy on paintings?
06:14No paintings
06:16These art guys, they're a different breed
06:18I'm telling you, they're savages
06:21The last time, this sold at auction
06:24It went for over one million dollars
06:27That was seven years ago
06:29I've already been inside the house where it is
06:30I steal it, I replace it with a forgery
06:32Nobody knows the difference, easy
06:33How do you know it isn't already a fake?
06:35Because the guy that owns it probably bought it from Larry Gagosian personally
06:39He's an insecure narcissist
06:40Whose entire self-worth is wrapped up in what he owns
06:43He doesn't care that it's beautiful
06:45He cares that it's real
06:46I know the type
06:49Come on
06:50I'll toss you an extra 10%
06:52You don't have to lift a finger
06:53I just need the introduction
06:57I will have to lift a finger
06:59And for that, I'll take an extra 20
07:01And if it goes sideways, I don't know you
07:04But you have to hear me now
07:05You do this
07:06You do it the way I say
07:08Pickpock
07:09No improvising
07:10Yeah
07:10I hear you
07:12Say it
07:13Pickpock
07:14Smartass
07:15No improvising
07:19Okay, get out of my store
07:21I'll let you know when it's set
07:25I'll go
07:28So, it looks like we hit a shale shelf
07:31And what does that mean?
07:33It means my guys are going to have to spend a few weeks breaking it up
07:36Pulling it out
07:37Well, can't you just dig around it?
07:40Yeah, sure
07:41If you want to move your entire house 100 feet that way
07:44I'm kidding
07:45But I can't dig a foundation in a solid rock
07:48We gotta pull it out
07:49Hey, Phil
07:49What do you want this loader?
07:51Yeah, I'll be there in a minute
07:52So, just, Phil
07:53So, how much is that gonna cost?
07:56Well, I can't give you an exact figure until we start demolition
07:59See how far down the shelf goes
08:01It's gonna be heavy machinery
08:03Possibly some blasting
08:04You're gonna blow up my backyard?
08:06Well, not me
08:06I'm gonna bring in some specials
08:08Ballpark, Phil
08:11How fucked are we?
08:15200 grand
08:16Give or take
08:18Okay
08:20Okay, maybe we should just press pause
08:22You know, get a surveyor out
08:23You're checking with the architect
08:24We should maybe do that
08:25Well, hey, that's your call
08:27But if we stop work
08:29I gotta move my guys to the next project in line
08:32That won't be necessary, Phil
08:34Email us the quote
08:35We'll work it out
08:37Will do
08:47Yeah
08:47The world is so small
08:50Till it ain't
08:51Till it ain't
08:52Till it ain't
08:53Till it ain't
08:54I'm building up a
08:56Hey
08:58Sorry, I didn't see you
09:00Surprise
09:01I love this song
09:05I don't wanna keep you
09:06I don't wanna keep you
09:08I hope I never
09:18Where are you headed?
09:20Chemistry
09:26Forget chemistry
09:28You're coming with me
09:38Yeah
09:39I'm gonna hurt
09:41God
09:41Fucking dick is big
09:43God
09:43Harder
09:44Harder
09:45Harder
09:46I'm gonna come
09:47I'm coming
09:48God
09:52Yeah
10:06It's Henry's birthday on Saturday
10:08Oh, right
10:08What is it?
10:09Almost six?
10:12Five
10:12Yeah
10:13Well, that's a fun age
10:14Is he having a party?
10:15I'm taking him to Boston to see my parents
10:17Nice
10:18When will you be back?
10:20I'm not sure
10:23I think I need to get away from everything for just a bit
10:27Well, when you get back, if you want, we can maybe go around to the city, check in someplace
10:32Get away from everything together
10:35It's fine, we don't have to do that
10:39I mean, I know we don't have to do that, we don't have to do any of this
10:42That's true
10:44And I'm thinking maybe we shouldn't
10:47What are you talking about?
10:49I think maybe we've taken this as far as it goes
10:51Let's not ride it till the wheels come off
10:54I like you, Coop
10:56A lot
11:00Maybe too much
11:03The thing is, I don't always like myself when I'm with you
11:06Hey, hey, Sam
11:07Look, I know I've been a bit preoccupied the last few days
11:11You're not ready for anything real
11:12At least not with me
11:14I just can't be some wayward bachelor's midlife fling forever
11:18That is not what I think of you
11:20Come on, Coop
11:21I'm giving you a guilt-free out
11:23Just take it
11:25God, sounds like I don't have much choice
11:27Wrong again
11:30Sam
11:41Hey
11:41A little afternoon delight with Sam, huh?
11:45Uh, yeah
11:46I'm afraid it might be the swan song for that
11:50Oh, that's too bad
11:53Right?
11:53I mean, it's fine
11:55Okay, cool
11:56Well, I will not miss the play-by-play
11:59Oh, my God
12:01Oh, right there
12:02Yeah, that's the spot
12:03Oh, fuck, yeah
12:04Come on
12:07Fine
12:08What do you want to talk about?
12:11Anything else
12:11How's your new gig?
12:12It's good
12:13It was really good, actually
12:16They offered me a regular slot
12:17Four nights a week at the tap
12:19Prime time
12:20Poster in the window
12:21I'm in the whole shebang
12:22It's amazing
12:22I'm so proud of you
12:24Congratulations
12:24Thanks
12:25Wow, now one of us actually has a job
12:27Oh, for a guy who has no job
12:31You, um, sure are busy
12:33I feel like
12:34I feel like I have this place all to myself
12:36Like, every day
12:38Yeah, well, not today, baby
12:42TCM beckons
12:46Okay, excellent
12:49Can we watch something that was made
12:51After I was born?
12:54No
12:55Who was murdered?
12:58I was
13:04I let my friend live upstairs
13:07In the spare room for a minute
13:27Look up
13:29It's only been a year
13:30We're still in the grief phase, you know
13:32Imagining we'll get back together
13:33And everything will be like how it used to be
13:35Once you let go of that little fantasy
13:37You'll see divorce has its upsides
13:40Like what?
13:41With two parents, you're unnumbered
13:42But with one, it's way easier to slip under the radar
13:45The real trick is playing them off each other to get what you want
13:48I used to do that when they were still married
13:52There's more to you than meet to the eye, Hunter Cooper
13:55God, I hope so
13:57Who's in there?
13:58Shit
13:58We'll lock this door
14:00Immediately
14:05Skipping class and trespassing are a cause for concern as it is
14:09But
14:09Okay, trespassing?
14:10Come on
14:11You make it sound like you have a ski mask and a bolt cutter
14:13He was messing around backstage with his friends
14:16I'm afraid this goes way beyond that
14:18Hunter was distributing drugs to his peers
14:21Excuse me?
14:21What?
14:22They were snorting his Adderall in the dressing room
14:24Mayfield has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to drug dealing on campus
14:28I cannot turn a blind eye
14:29I'm afraid Hunter will be expelled
14:31Wait, wait, wait
14:32Just a second, just a second, please
14:34Look, our son is not a drug dealer
14:36Okay, he has ADHD
14:38Now, do teenagers make bad decisions?
14:41Yes, it's baked into their DNA
14:42But he's never gotten in trouble before
14:44He deserves a second chance
14:45Mr. Cooper, this isn't the first meeting we've had about Hunter's behavior this year
14:49The absences, the missed assignments
14:51What are you talking about?
14:52What is she...
14:53Cooper
14:54You had meetings without me?
14:55They were in your calendar
14:56Why wouldn't you have called me and told me what was going on in these meetings?
15:00Now, please
15:05I understand the position our son has put you in
15:08I see troubled kids every day in my practice
15:12I always try to consider the mitigating circumstances
15:15Maybe these older kids pressured him into sharing his prescription
15:19Right? He wanted to impress them
15:21He wasn't selling drugs, he was trying to fit in
15:25But he will be punished
15:26We will personally guarantee nothing like this ever happens again
15:31I'm afraid my hands are tied
15:38Okay, Layla, I saw the big thermometer downstairs in the hallway
15:43This year's fundraiser for the new athletic center
15:46You're short
15:50How much is it going to take to put you over the top?
15:52Mrs. Cooper
15:53No, Hunter's a good kid
15:55You know it
15:55We know it
15:57And the school has needs, everybody wins
16:00So come on
16:02What's the going rate for turning a blind high these days?
16:07$240,000, Mel? Jesus Christ
16:09Look, her son was about to get kicked out of one of the best friends in New York State
16:14And that would have killed his chances of getting into a decent college
16:16And you know something? I didn't see you doing anything to fix it
16:19We could have reasoned with her
16:20We could have appealed to her
16:21My God, she's only known us forever
16:22She called him a drug dealer
16:24And you rewarded her with a quarter million dollar pledge
16:27Sorry, I really thought she was going to say like 20 or 30
16:30Maybe lead with that instead of with a blank check
16:32Hey, guess what? You're the big hedge fund guy
16:35Why didn't you negotiate?
16:37Because when you negotiate, you need leverage
16:38Leverage is what you immediately gave away when you opened your mouth
16:41You know what? That's not fair
16:41What is the going rate for turning a blind eye? My God
16:45Are you done?
16:46Because I've already got one child to deal with today
16:50You
16:54So you're suspended
16:55And grounded
16:56Forever
16:57Mom
16:58And it would be really smart if you don't talk right now
17:02Bowie, huh? I didn't know you were into him
17:04He's all right
17:05He's all right
17:06Wow
17:06Read the room, Coop
17:07Not the time to play the cool dad
17:12Good luck, buddy
17:24Hello
17:26Hello you
17:28Hello, Mom
17:30Hey, Mom
17:30Hi, Mom
17:30Did you have come to see you all the same time?
17:31Yes
17:33Nice to see you again, MyĪ±
17:44Mr. Pot, welcome.
17:47How are your parents, Barney?
17:49Not the same, sir.
17:51Do you still drink scotch?
17:53Oh, from time to time.
18:02This one is for special occasion.
18:05Forty-year-old country gold.
18:08Well, thank you, sir.
18:13Hi, Papa.
18:14I will...
18:16What can I do?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Girl, inside the Harabaji?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Okay, girls, do you want to show the Harmony and Harabaji the side door?
18:25Sorry about the mess.
18:26The construction's moving a little slower than we expected.
18:37So, what do you think?
18:40I don't know.
18:41I mean, with stuff like this, it seems like it's more provocative than meaningful in any real way.
18:47Who's going to care about this stuff five years from now, right?
18:52I'm no expert.
18:54We're all wrong answers.
18:56That's the beauty of that.
18:58Yeah?
19:00Who told you that?
19:03When I was little, my aunt was a docent at the Villaparte in Santo Domingo.
19:07I used to spend the summers with her.
19:09Watch her give tours.
19:11Hmm.
19:15Hey, are you sure you want to do this?
19:17For what?
19:20Any of it.
19:20All of it.
19:22Are you trying to call me out of this all?
19:23No, no, not at all.
19:25Then what?
19:25Well, I'm just saying, if we get caught, I can talk my way out of it.
19:29I can lawyer up.
19:31What happens when you get caught?
19:35I don't need you to protect me.
19:36Well, good, because I'd probably be pretty shitty on it.
19:40But aren't you putting kind of everything at risk?
19:43What am I putting at risk?
19:46What do you think I actually have to lose?
19:53Okay, partner.
19:56What about this thing?
20:03It's a lot to take in, isn't it?
20:06The artist was once an altar boy in Dusendorf.
20:11Likely molested.
20:13Definitely a prick.
20:17I'm Christian Thoroson.
20:19I'm the owner of the place.
20:20Oh.
20:20For better or worse.
20:21Of course.
20:22Nice to meet you.
20:22I believe we have a mutual friend.
20:25I believe you're correct.
20:26Well, I have to say, she described you perfectly.
20:28Is that so?
20:29Yeah.
20:31And who's your date?
20:32Uh, his partner.
20:34Pleasure to meet you.
20:35Bonjour.
20:38Partner.
20:40Excellent.
20:42I saw you looking at this piece.
20:45Yes.
20:45It's provocative.
20:48Yes.
20:49Most of this shit is.
20:51But is it actually any good?
20:54That feels like a trick question.
20:57Come with me.
20:58Let's talk arts.
21:08This piece was difficult to acquire, especially on such short notice.
21:14You mean someone already had this sitting around?
21:17I have a lesbian in Bushwick who sources all my pop abstracts.
21:21Impressive.
21:22Is she the one looking at us now?
21:26It is as close to perfect as it can be.
21:31The Magna acrylic paint Lichtenstein used is nearly impossible to source.
21:36Most modern day acrylic paint is water soluble, but the Magna was miscible with turpentine.
21:42Golden artist colors comes closest to Magna's height loss finish, but it's not an exact match.
21:50It'll hold up to scrutiny, but not chemical analysis.
21:54Oh, it won't be analyzed.
21:56How can you be sure?
21:57You know your job, I know mine.
22:00You've never done this before, have you?
22:02I'm a quick study.
22:03You're a tourist.
22:04Tourists make me nervous.
22:06And yet, here you are.
22:07Yes, I am here.
22:10Lou believes in you and I believe in Lou, but I'm still not convinced you can deliver.
22:15Well, the fact that you called your lesbian in Bushwick makes me think that you think I can deliver.
22:21Okay, so we swap out the fake, bring you the original, and then what?
22:27Oh, after I authenticate the piece, I have two buyers interested.
22:32One crypto-grill who wants to move into tangible assets.
22:38And the other is former employer.
22:41It's deliciously messy.
22:44I expect the bidding to be heated.
22:46Sounds promising.
22:52What the hell?
22:57I have decided to like you.
23:00I appreciate it.
23:03Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some psychedelics to procure for some clients.
23:08Oh.
23:13Have fun.
23:14Well, you know, I just need some pain.
23:32But...
23:33I'm going to work with you and I'll eat it.
23:35I mean, I'm very gentle.
23:37That's how it works.
23:38You don't have your milk.
23:40I'm just going to work with you.
23:41If you're done in order, I'll have to shop.
23:44But it's a worry about it.
23:48It's a lot of people who don't know what's going on.
23:51I can't wait for a couple of days.
23:55I've talked to you about your mom,
23:57but we'll just go to our house.
24:03I'm glad you're thinking about it,
24:05but if you're in a room,
24:07it'll be harder.
24:09If you're in a room,
24:10it's harder than you're going to live.
24:14You're going to have to buy your own house.
24:18I'm just thinking about you.
24:21We're going to have a lot of people.
24:25We're going to have a lot of people.
24:26Do you have a lot of people?
24:28Do you have a lot of people in Greenhouse?
24:41Why don't I get us some whiskey?
25:11I'm quite a bit younger.
25:11Um, did you need anything?
25:14Grace tells me you're having some financial challenges.
25:18I'd like to help.
25:19Well, that's not necessary.
25:22I'd feel better knowing she didn't have to worry.
25:25I don't know what Grace told you, but there's nothing to worry about.
25:30I'm just trying to encourage some financial responsibility.
25:33Um, one of the hazards of marrying a wealth manager, I guess.
25:45My daughter is not a client.
25:47She's your wife.
25:49Don't worry.
25:51This will stay just between us.
25:55I have a personal account I keep just for these little emergencies.
25:59It's very generous of you, Mrs. Park, but there is no emergency.
26:04Sorry.
26:08You know, you would do so much better working for Mr. Park.
26:11Ah, yeah.
26:14It's a shame you don't speak Korean.
26:26Shame you're such a fucking prick.
26:41Hey, Hunter, we still need to talk about what happened at school.
26:44Why?
26:46Because you almost got expelled.
26:48Does that not concern you?
26:49Not really.
26:50Have you seen the Flaming Hots?
26:51How about something that won't rot your guts?
26:52I can whip you up a smoothie.
26:54No, thanks.
26:55Hey, I just want to understand what happened.
26:58I cut class.
27:00It's not that complicated.
27:01What about the medication?
27:03Were you selling it?
27:04No.
27:05What?
27:05It's understandable for you to want to impress your peers.
27:09But Adderall's a serious drug.
27:11You can't just hand it out.
27:13Oh, my God.
27:13Can you stop?
27:14Wait a minute.
27:15Where are you going?
27:16Hey, I'm not done talking to you.
27:40Hey, Dr. Represi.
27:49So, uh, how's it feel being Mayfield's main character?
27:54A little sophomore hottie sledding in your DMs or what?
27:57Yeah, totally.
28:14You make this?
28:16Yeah.
28:20Holy shit, Hunter.
28:21I think you might actually have a soul.
28:26Fuck off.
28:52Don't just walk.
28:55Run.
28:56Don't just talk.
28:58I need action.
29:01Uh-huh.
29:02I need more pace.
29:04Go hard.
29:06I want to see the heart race day.
29:08Okay.
29:09I ain't seen a dim in a while.
29:16Allie.
29:17Hey.
29:18I didn't know you joined.
29:20Oh, I'm just borrowing Andy's disease anymore.
29:23It seemed a shame to let it go to waste.
29:25Sorry.
29:25Memberships aren't transferable.
29:27Neither are wives.
29:28And yet.
29:31Tell you what.
29:32Why don't you take it for a test drive?
29:34If you decide to sign up, we're running a friends and family promotion all month.
29:38Thanks, Nick.
29:39I am neither.
29:59A reasonable person might have seen a close call with the police and a flesh wound from
30:03a large dog as a flashing neon sign from the universe telling them to find a new line of work
30:09but that wasn't really an option for me know what you're doing no particular canvas
30:17stretch bars
30:34when it comes to american pop art roy lichtenstein is in a dead heat with jeff coons as the favorite
30:39for buyers who don't actually give a shit about art but regarded as a sexy investment they're coins
30:44collectors only in name this piece here square from 1983 was most likely purchased as an
30:49appreciating asset rather than on its artistic merit which is a shame i always kind of liked
30:54lichtenstein's work especially the comic book paintings
31:00it was becoming apparent that my expenses would always find a way to outpace me
31:03so a few higher price scores like this painting would mean more money with fewer robberies
31:08higher risk higher yield or maybe i was just starting to like it
31:49a little bit we're almost to grandma and grandpa
32:01oh
32:08hey i hear it's someone's birthday tomorrow you know anything about that
32:12he's turning five really we better go see if we could find some cake look at that table right
32:17there thank you
32:24everything okay oh yeah just uh you know long car ride come on then
32:51it's good to have you home
32:58that's it okay activate those boots squeeze at the top i want to see it nice good great class
33:06good class everybody don't forget to stretch i'll see you next week
33:12holly
33:14oh hey bruce
33:17uh what are you doing here same as everyone else trying to turn my ass into a lever weapon
33:27i'm not stopping you if that's what you're worried about
33:30no of course i've been staying with andy he had a couple of visitor passes i hope that's not weird
33:39you look good healthy
33:41uh you mean uh not uh i guess the move's been good for me i've been spending more time with
33:50andy
33:51i've actually been playing some gigs again oh yeah yeah at the tap mostly just drunk locals talking
33:59over my heavy hey you're out there doing your thing playing music somewhere other than my lawn oh
34:07damn you went there honestly i kind of miss it i bet you do but your wife does too
34:15i don't know maybe i should come back and take requests
34:21sorry dad duty it's good to see you maybe i swing by the tap sometime cool see you in ass
34:29class
34:46oh my god i misjudged you my friend yeah i get that a lot this tourist has balls yes i
34:54love it
34:55okay so what happens now um give me a minute
35:14what you look really nice that's because you're taking me to dinner actually
35:23oh okay okay okay it'll take my people uh a few hours to authenticate but in the meantime
35:32i see you're dressed to celebrate so let's celebrate
35:40don't stop the music
35:47don't stop the music
35:54don't stop the music
36:05Hey, here we go.
36:15Of course.
36:18Right on the table.
36:30Oh, um, maybe later.
36:34I thought you Ivy League types loved the nose candy.
36:37Yeah.
36:41Hey, what about you, beautiful?
36:43You in?
36:46Sure.
36:56What?
36:57We're celebrating, right?
36:58I guess so.
37:02Give it, give it, give it, give it!
37:04Oh.
37:06My goodness.
37:08Yeah, good.
37:09Yes, indeed.
37:11I think I need a dance.
37:14Sorry.
37:19What a place.
37:20It's nice, huh?
37:23I love to come here and chill.
37:26Huh.
37:28Yeah, I love it.
37:42Hey, so you or the girl?
37:44Oh, uh, no, we, we, we keep it professional.
37:48Ah, okay.
37:50That's probably for the best.
37:52I mean, you're a very handsome man, but maybe too old for some rides.
37:57Whatever you say.
38:02You want another bump?
38:04Oh, no, I'm good.
38:06Could always be better, though.
38:09Oh, yeah.
38:11Oh, yeah.
38:13Oh, it's so good.
38:17Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, uh...
38:20There we go.
38:22Oh!
38:35Hey, looks like you needed a break.
38:38Is it that obvious?
38:43Maybe I just know you better than you think.
38:46Yeah, maybe.
38:48Come on, dance with me.
38:50Oh, I'm not much of a dancer.
38:52Well, a few weeks ago you were much of a beat.
38:55Maybe you're a good dancer, you just don't know yet.
38:58Okay.
39:16Okay.
39:20Yeah, I think that's pretty much the drugs talking.
39:24Oh.
39:25Don't be sad, Cookie.
39:28What are you talking about? I'm not sad.
39:30You're always sad.
39:33I want to see it behind your eyes.
39:49Hey, I'm going to get another drink.
39:52Do you want anything else?
39:53I'm just going to stick with the bubbles.
39:55Okay. Yeah, I'll be right back.
40:05I'm just going to stick with the bubbles.
40:19I thought you were you. You'd forgotten about me.
40:25Of course not.
40:26It's the whole reason we're here.
40:28I suppose I am.
40:29Yeah.
40:30But I'm thinking that maybe you and I are also here for a different reason.
40:37Oh, yeah?
40:37Yeah.
40:38What's that?
40:39Let me show you.
40:42Oh, no.
40:51Easy, Judge.
40:52Easy.
40:54Hey, hey.
40:55Easy.
40:56It's for kids.
40:57Well, I could for a hour.
41:04Hey.
41:05Hey.
41:06Hey.
41:06Are we okay here, guys?
41:08Yeah, we just had a private moment.
41:10Are you okay?
41:11Yeah, I'm fine.
41:12Are you sure?
41:13I got it.
41:14Okay.
41:15Asked and answered, old man.
41:16I think maybe we should all just go back upstairs.
41:21Ow!
41:24Goddamn.
41:28Okay.
41:29Okay.
41:29Fuck you.
41:29You got me good.
41:31Okay?
41:31Okay?
41:31Stick it to the front.
41:32Hey!
41:36Come on.
41:42Stop squirming.
41:44You're drowning me.
41:45Okay, don't rub them.
41:47It's only going to make it worse.
41:49Oh.
41:51Is that better?
41:53Yeah, a little, I guess.
41:54I don't know.
41:54What the fuck were you thinking?
41:56Huh?
41:57You're welcome.
41:58I had him under control.
42:00Well, it didn't look like that to me.
42:01Do you know how many times I've had a guy press his dick up against me in a place like
42:04that?
42:05No, you don't.
42:06Of course not.
42:06Because you're a man.
42:07I was trying to help you.
42:08Okay, do me a favor.
42:09The next time you try to defend me, how about you wait until after we get paid?
42:13What?
42:13That's what you're mad at?
42:14Are you kidding me?
42:15It's not that big a deal.
42:16We can steal something else.
42:17I needed that money.
42:22You know what?
42:24You're just a rich guy who lost his money, and now you think you're fucked, but you have
42:28no idea.
42:29You've never gone hungry.
42:31Your kids will never go hungry.
42:33You just want what they took from you because all you know how to be is rich.
42:36Elena.
42:37You have no idea what real struggle is, Coop.
42:40The shit that you complain about, most people would, they would kill for it.
42:47I'll make it up to you.
42:49Yeah, you fucking better.
42:51You're really just going to leave me here?
42:54I really am.
42:55Well, I forgive you for the mace.
43:00Fuck you.
43:01It was pepper spray.
43:29It was pepper spray.
43:29ItćÆćÆ it was pepper spray, but it's so good.
43:36So that more I come to you, rger guy.
43:37You bullied me.
43:39It was pepper spray.
43:39You knew it.
43:40It was pepper spray.
43:41It wasč§ for keeping a couple times where he was little and thinking and how it was
43:43It was pepper spray.
43:45Right?
43:54Sam being away left me with a choice.
43:57I could drink too much scotch and fall asleep watching the Criterion collection in my house.
44:06Or I could go make some money in hers.
44:39I'm sorry to live for you.
44:56This one is for special location.
45:44This one is for special location.
45:48This one is for special location.
46:35This one is for special location.
46:45I know that breaking into your ex-lover's house is problematic on many levels.
46:50All of them, really.
46:53But when you've done some blow for the first time in over a decade,
46:56drunk your weight in whiskey, and been pepper sprayed all in the span of an hour,
46:59it's safe to say that making good choices isn't really on the agenda.
47:04All I knew was that Sam was out of town.
47:06I was out at 150 grand and change thanks to the painting snafu.
47:09And Sam's French doors never locked properly.
47:24You remember this part.
47:29There was a lot of blood on the floor, and I'd taken a pretty nasty whack to the head,
47:33so it took me a moment to realize that the dead guy next to me was Paul Levitt, Sam's ex.
47:42If there was ever a moment in all of this that I truly considered giving up, this was it.
47:46I was tired.
47:47Tired in a way I'd never been before.
47:50Tired in a way that makes you seriously consider just closing your eyes,
47:53opening your mouth, and letting the water fill your lungs.
47:55And if I'd known everything that was about to happen, I think I probably would have done just that.
48:01But the truth is, and I think this has been made painfully clear,
48:05I didn't know shit.
48:25I didn't know shit.
48:55I didn't know shit.
49:25Oh, uh, you know, not much.
49:32What about you?
49:36Same.
49:38There you go.
50:05There you go.
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