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04:13I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.
04:15We are going to see Rick Massey Hello.
04:20You got an appointment with Massey?
04:21How'd you get an appointment with Massey?
04:22It doesn't matter.
04:23It doesn't matter.
04:23The point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle.
04:27The last thing Jack wants is Massey putting on a big show and rattling his investors.
04:31He will be expensive.
04:33He'll do it on contingency.
04:35He told you that?
04:35Well, not as such, but you'll convince him.
04:38It's going to take half.
04:39Probably.
04:40But that other half is a lot more than you have now.
04:42You have bills to pay, my friend.
04:44Starting with mine.
04:45Nick Brandon.
04:48Nick, hey.
04:50What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym.
04:53Dobbs is saying we can find the next two locations...
04:56Without liquidating any of my marketing...
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick.
04:59I'm in the car with Coop.
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told.
05:09We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
05:11So I'm going to get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang.
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good.
05:15Yes, sir.
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Well, uh, the invitation stands if you change your mind.
05:23Yeah, I won't.
05:24Thanks.
05:28Well, I'm going to hang out before this gets awkward.
05:31See you tonight, Nick.
05:32All right, Barney.
05:32Uh, hit me back about the refi.
05:38What?
05:39Whatever the team, Coop.
05:40You told me there are no teams.
05:41But if there were, obviously I'm on yours.
05:44Fuck, Nick.
05:45But you'll go over to his house.
05:47The man throws a good party.
05:48You should go.
05:50You shouldn't.
05:52Well, as of a few days ago, Nick is my biggest client,
05:54so my hands are tied.
05:56Wow.
05:58Shame if something happened to this car.
06:00Do not even joke about that.
06:06You can't win.
06:08I just got to say that up front.
06:09You're a smart guy, Coop.
06:10You know you can't go the distance with these guys.
06:14Well, thanks for your time.
06:15Good news is, you don't have to win.
06:17You just got to get past summary judgment.
06:19At which point, Bailey will start making offers.
06:21Then it becomes a negotiation.
06:23And I'm a great fucking negotiator.
06:25Will you do it on contingency?
06:28No.
06:29I got to charge a full freight on this one, pal.
06:31Retainers, 200K.
06:33This could take a while.
06:34What's a while?
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:36Hmm.
06:38Two.
06:38Three years.
06:39Jesus.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Southern District.
06:41It is what it is.
06:44Make sure you got the money for this fight.
06:45He does.
06:49All right.
06:50Look, I got to get back to court.
06:52Show your coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the cake?
06:56Uh, I'm gonna mull it over.
06:57Check the schedule.
06:59I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03He's managing expectations.
07:04I can't afford him.
07:05Look, pay the retainer and just watch the dominoes start to fall.
07:09You are being uncharacteristically optimistic.
07:11You've seen what's happening at my house.
07:14Optimism is the only option.
07:17Come on.
07:18Let's go get some real coffee.
07:20You're buying.
07:23You've got carpet moths.
07:25Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah.
07:26If they lay their eggs in your rugs, I found larva in pretty much every room here.
07:29Jesus.
07:30Well, you know, it's a good thing you called me when you did.
07:32Otherwise, you'd have colonies here.
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Take a few treatments, maybe three over the next month.
07:39It'll cost you $9,000.
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah.
07:43$10,500 if you want to go with the non-toxic chemicals.
07:45And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down and that one at a minimum.
07:50Are you serious?
07:51Yeah.
07:51I mean, look, they're in there and they're spreading.
07:53First generation, best I can tell.
07:55But if you don't get rid of them now, you're going to have colonies behind every wall in
07:58here and you'll never get rid of them.
08:00When can't you start?
08:02I can have a crew here in a couple of days.
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney.
08:21My pleasure.
08:28Hey, Scoop.
08:30Come to Nick's tonight.
08:33Come on, you can stand and have a little fun.
08:35It's been over a year.
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go.
08:38He slept with my wife.
08:41That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it?
08:44I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
08:46He fucked up.
08:47She fucked up.
08:48But maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit.
08:52Marriages are complicated.
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
08:58We're all going to be here for the foreseeable future.
09:01Do yourself a favor and get over it.
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to.
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
09:10Okay, fair enough.
09:11I'll see you later, Barney.
09:13See you, Coop.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24She's so sweet.
09:28She looks like an angel.
09:33Oh, hey, Andy.
09:35Your friend is here.
09:36Hello, Coop.
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood.
09:42In this neighborhood?
09:44Figured I'd stop by.
09:45See if you still wanted to do business.
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business.
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:58You too, Allie.
10:00Break a leg tonight.
10:07Nice girl, your sister.
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch.
10:11Thought she said you couldn't move it.
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:15So I looked into you.
10:16You looked into me.
10:17Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:21suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:23You could have sold your Maserati,
10:25but what would the neighbors think
10:27if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-Class?
10:30So the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime.
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:37The Richan Neal watch.
10:39It isn't yours,
10:40but it came from this neighborhood.
10:42Bradley Sperling,
10:44couple of streets over from here.
10:47It took me one phone call
10:49to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:51find out who bought it,
10:53and where they live.
10:54Nothing so dangerous as someone
10:56who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know
11:00is I know where you live.
11:03I know where your family lives.
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat.
11:11It's more of a contract, really,
11:14that says if you get caught,
11:17you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:19and if you do,
11:20there will be penalties.
11:23Honor among thieves.
11:25Not a thief?
11:27I don't know what you are yet.
11:30I think maybe you don't either.
11:39Now, why don't you go get that watch?
12:09I can't talk to you.
12:11Why do you keep sending me a voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now.
12:16Jack's gonna ask you
12:17to come to his office tomorrow.
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:21Shit.
12:21Coop.
12:22Jack fucked me, Liv.
12:23You know he did.
12:24Massey will drag me into it.
12:27My name will be in the papers.
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen,
12:29but you will be deposed.
12:30I'll be the whore in the story.
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:33And you're telling me not to.
12:34I'm asking you
12:36to do what's right.
12:38He took everything from me, Liv.
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:42This isn't about you.
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:46I'm hanging up now.
12:47Liv, please.
12:52Hi, guys.
12:53Hey, Dad.
12:55Hey, Dad.
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old.
12:57Smells good.
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta.
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
13:02I thought I texted you.
13:04No, you...
13:06Oh, you did.
13:08Okay.
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott
13:12so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor.
13:17We're playing at a party later tonight.
13:19You don't remember?
13:20Okay.
13:21Right.
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23All right, kid.
13:24Let's go.
13:24I think leftovers later.
13:26Whoa, hold on.
13:27When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:29By 11 or 12?
13:31Yeah, soon.
13:32You know you both have school tomorrow.
13:35Oh, that's true.
13:37We do.
13:37Yeah, he's right.
13:38Solid parenting, Dad.
13:39Come on.
13:50Jesus.
13:51Hey.
13:53I didn't know you were still here.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down.
13:57Have a drink.
13:57Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest.
14:00Can't.
14:01I got a gig.
14:02Again?
14:03Don't I feel surprised?
14:05Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up.
14:07I'll come listen.
14:08Mm-mm.
14:09I'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
14:13Okay.
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off.
14:17Ugh.
14:18I'm sorry, Andy.
14:19I wish I could stay.
14:20I'm fine.
14:21Please.
14:22Do your thing.
14:23Oh, God.
14:23I hate to leave you like this.
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:31It's very exciting.
14:33Okay.
14:34Well, I'll see you later.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Break a leg.
14:40You look very nice.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52House is empty.
14:53You want to come over?
14:54I can.
14:54I've got that self-defense thing.
14:56Jesus.
14:56You too?
14:57A woman's got to know how to fight back.
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:05Hey, I got to go.
15:07Call me later?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Yeah.
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night, and lately it seemed that loneliness was all it took
15:23to turn a bad idea into a good one.
15:25Fuck it.
15:26Fuck it.
15:29So you saw it, right?
15:31Did you go?
15:32Hi.
15:35Hi.
15:36Hi, girl.
15:38Great turnout.
15:39Who knew?
15:40Well, I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:44Oh, that's great, by the way.
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:48Oh, whatever.
15:49Um, those are pot brownies.
15:51I'd wait till later.
15:53Are they gluten-free?
15:55Obviously.
15:56Well, okay then.
15:59Okay, ladies.
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer.
16:08So put down your canapes, and let's get serious.
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu, and the husbands were all
16:19getting loaded at Nick's, which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
16:25Back when Mel and I were married, we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:31Dom was a professional chef.
16:32And the meals were always first rate.
16:37Front door open.
16:42Secure.
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:47At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:55And that...
16:57That was not dumb.
17:02Ah...
17:08Ah...
17:19Oh, God.
17:21Ah...
17:21Oh, God.
17:22Oh, God.
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas.
17:42A year ahead of Tori and from what I could recall dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
18:02Domaine Dauvinet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage.
18:11The brainchild of Lalu Bizet Leroy, a.k.a. the Queen Burgundy.
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Romain as living beings with their
18:21own personalities.
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love, and let's face it, are there any unpretentious
18:29enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
18:35At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss, as long as I could find a way out of
18:39here.
18:39Cool.
18:44Ah!
18:52Ah!
18:53Ah!
19:03Oh!
19:14Oh, my God.
19:20Cole?
19:23Yes?
19:24Cole, where the hell are you?
19:26Out.
19:27Everyone's in next.
19:28You gotta come over.
19:29We talked about this.
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
19:33Like, just come on.
19:35What are you gonna do?
19:36You gonna go home and throw yourself another pity party in your empty house?
19:39I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:43Come over.
19:44Come over.
19:44Oh!
19:45Oh!
19:46Oh, you made me drop!
19:48There's no way in hell I'm coming over there.
19:52Mr. Cooper.
19:54Elena.
19:55Surprised to see me?
19:56Yes.
19:58Uh, sorry, I mean, no.
20:00I didn't know you were coming.
20:03They're downstairs.
20:04Great.
20:05Thanks.
20:30Get one of these now, because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late.
20:34I shit you not.
20:39I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet.
20:42It's eco-friendly.
20:43We'll take your temperature, check your levels, and clean your ass and balls every time you
20:47go.
20:47Yeah, you too, Jules.
20:50It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, so you can play your music, and it can email urine test results
20:57right to your doctor.
20:58So the government can spy on your piss and shit?
21:01I got nothing to hide.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:02I partnered with Lux House MT.
21:05These are going retail for $30,000, and I'm in for 20% when I'll spend on a dime.
21:10I'm telling you, man, this, this is going to be my George Foreman grill.
21:14For that price, it better cook your meat.
21:17I didn't give you a head.
21:17Oh, Cass is not doing that for you?
21:19Hey.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21Look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots.
21:25Hey.
21:26Hey, cool.
21:27Cool.
21:27What's up, man?
21:29You made it.
21:31It means a lot that you're here, really.
21:33It's not making a big deal about it.
21:35Yeah, no, no.
21:38Wow, Grand Cru, that's a nice bottle.
21:41It's all right.
21:41I'll open it at the bar to let it breathe.
21:43All right.
21:44Yeah.
21:44I'm glad you came.
21:48Captain Kirk's toilet?
21:50This is a nice development.
21:52It's about time you listen to me and let this shit go.
21:55I'm not letting anything go.
21:56That fucking guy took my wife.
21:58I'm not letting him take my friends, too.
22:00That's the spirit.
22:01Jesus, how drunk are you?
22:03Well, let's see.
22:04I am seven figures over a budget on the renovation.
22:07My in-laws are moving to the U.S. to be closer to us,
22:10and my largest, most profitable client threw a hand grenade into his career.
22:15I won't pay his bills.
22:16So, pretty fucking drunk.
22:21Question is, why are you not?
22:24You make a good point.
22:35What the fuck is this?
22:37Your life is in danger.
22:40Right?
22:41Yeah.
22:42Right.
22:43So.
22:44Oh!
22:46Right.
22:47You strike the throat.
22:49It's a one-two.
22:50You got it?
22:50Yeah.
22:52You.
22:52Up here.
22:53Me?
22:53Yeah, come on.
22:54Oh!
22:57Good.
22:58Oh, come on.
22:59We've got it.
22:59Okay.
23:03Do it.
23:04Come on, choke up.
23:05Okay.
23:05Oh.
23:12Oh, no, I'm not laughing.
23:13Come on.
23:14Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:15Okay.
23:16You, uh...
23:17Oh, break.
23:18Break.
23:19Break.
23:20How?
23:20Oh, sweet.
23:21Okay.
23:22Knee.
23:24And straight.
23:24Hold up.
23:25Do it again.
23:26Sorry, is this okay?
23:27Come on, come on.
23:28Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:31All right.
23:31Now, she is going to take away everything you care about.
23:34Everything you love.
23:36Now, what are you going to do?
23:43Hunter?
23:44Hunter?
23:47Hunter?
23:47Come here.
23:50Yeah?
23:51Yeah, uh...
23:52This is Hunter.
23:52He's our drummer.
23:53He's a madman.
23:55He's a madman.
23:55He got his groove.
23:57What school do you go to?
23:59What?
24:00What school do you go to?
24:03Oh, Mayfield.
24:04Same as you.
24:05Really?
24:07Sorry.
24:08It's okay.
24:09I'm a great blue you anyway.
24:11Well, keeping out for you.
24:15Mushrooms.
24:16You want?
24:18no no i'm good it'll fuck up my trouble or it'll take you to the next level
24:29fuck it
24:30come on it'll be cool i've got to introduce you to this guy that i buy from scotland
24:42he uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks
24:45gives it this sweetness mahogany tones that guy's an artist
24:48out here scotch was like a fucking religion every time someone poured you a drink they'd
24:54have to give a fucking ted talk about the scotch then someone else would inevitably chime in
24:59about some great bottle they once had that you couldn't get anymore and blah blah blah
25:03i think at some point it just started to dawn on everyone that this was it these houses
25:08these wives these jobs this would be the sum total of their lives their futures were already
25:14written and so the quest to stave off the emptiness began scotch cigars smoked meats custom golf clubs
25:20high-end escorts entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation of rich middle-aged
25:37man who did i hear you left bailey russell
25:44yeah i've been developing my own thing with this family office side of dubai that's a big move
25:50congrats cook yeah thanks you investing it yet doing a lot of mezzanine work lately we should talk
25:56yeah we're still papering the deal what about my investments at bailey should should i be getting
26:01out i would no no
26:04no
26:13let's go
26:21you don't know how you move me deconstruct me and consume me i'm all used up i'm out of luck
26:35god and i'm so struck something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive but i'm so myself when
26:47i look at you
26:48something so beautiful and true
26:52a world that is concerning
26:54and then i keep turning it through
27:02some of them sometimes i just want to keep you up and keep on for the first time
27:09and i'll see you in the same place
27:09me and i was just waiting to have a good life
27:11yes
27:36Hunter, what the fuck, dude?
27:56What the fuck, dude?
28:11I just ruined the world
28:12Wanna be good daughter, but I pushed my mum away
28:16Wanna be good patient, but my doctor makes me pay
28:20Come on, harder
28:21Yes, harder, you
28:23Yeah
28:24What is that?
28:25No, that's a rape
28:26You're raped
28:26You're raped
28:27It's not funny
28:28You, you're killed
28:29You're dead
28:30You're dead
28:32What would it be?
28:33Come on
28:35That is bullshit
28:37You're hitting like a victim
28:38Is that, is that what you are?
28:39Are you a victim?
28:40No
28:40No, why are you smiling?
28:42Do it
28:42Hit it
28:44Come on
28:47Better
28:48Better
28:48It's not yes
28:49Yes
28:50Yes
28:52Yes
28:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
28:55Yes
28:55Yes
29:02I caress all the pain
29:06Keep it deep inside
29:09I can grasp all things
29:13But I need some time
29:17If the grass grows greener
29:21On the other side
29:23If you want
29:26I'll be waiting
29:27But I need some time
29:31Give me two more days
29:36I love you
29:41Hey
29:43That was really great
29:45Thanks
29:46Can I buy you a drink?
29:47I drink for free
29:49It's going to be part of the deal
29:50Okay, well
29:52Can I buy myself a drink
29:54And keep you company?
29:56I'm Tom, by the way
29:57Oh
29:58You seem like a good guy, Tom
30:00And with exceptional shoulders
30:01But I'm going to level with you
30:03I'm a bad bet
30:04That's cool
30:05I know where all the exits are
30:10Hang on
30:12Hey, kid
30:13What's up?
30:14Hi, Angel
30:16Wait, no, no, no
30:17Wait
30:17Slow down
30:18Whoa, whoa, whoa
30:19Slow down
30:20Where are you?
30:31Hey, man
30:31You know where Hunter is?
30:37Don't do drugs
30:42Come on, man
30:43I gotta pee
30:43What's up?
30:50Hunter
30:51Meowie
31:11Hey, man
31:13You got room for one more?
31:27Oh, fancy
31:32Fancy
31:33What'd you take?
31:35Stem and a cap
31:36Oh, wow
31:38You still tripping?
31:41That depends
31:42You're sitting in the bathtub
31:50Nobody ever sees me
31:53You know
31:55I don't know why
31:56I guess that's just how I am
31:58I've gotten used to it
32:00But today
32:02But today
32:02With the band
32:03They finally saw me
32:06And it felt good
32:11And then I blew it
32:14I get it
32:15I have been there
32:19I'm still there
32:22Kind of live there
32:23Kind of live there
32:24We're a lot alike
32:25When it comes to that
32:27We're afraid to be seen
32:28But it doesn't mean
32:29We don't want to be
32:30Or need to be
32:32Maybe that's why
32:33We're musicians
32:34It's a chance to be seen
32:36I will cut a bitch
32:38Fuck off
32:40Come on
32:41Hurry up
32:44Anyway
32:44In this particular case
32:46I don't think you have to worry about anything
32:48Because whatever happened out there
32:50Those kids are so damn stoned
32:52They won't remember tomorrow
32:53You think so?
32:55Yeah
32:57You ready to go home?
32:59Yeah
33:01Okay
33:04Well um
33:06You're gonna have to get up first
33:07Because I'm gonna need your help
33:08Getting out of this thing
33:17I would never hire a housekeeper
33:19That good looking
33:21I mean
33:22Nick's gotta be banging her
33:23I would
33:24Yeah
33:25I know you would
33:26Would she?
33:29Touche
33:29That's some serious hardware
33:31Let's check it out
33:34There you go
33:37Look at that baby
33:39You can hold it
33:40You just can't put it
33:40With your finger
33:41Why not?
33:42Because you didn't win
33:43A fucking championship
33:44Now did you Peter?
33:58Damn Paul
34:00She's something else
34:01Not bad
34:01Oh yeah
34:05It's just a waitress
34:07At one of your restaurants
34:07It's always good
34:08To have a bullpen
34:10Why are you dumb?
34:12All those young waitresses
34:13Chef must get first pick
34:14Come on
34:15It's not worth the fallout
34:18No?
34:19Kat and I've got something pretty great
34:24I really need to get divorced
34:26I really need to get divorced
34:27Hey
34:27How's that going with Sam
34:29By the way?
34:29You guys gonna be able to avoid
34:31The whole legal thing?
34:33Not likely
34:34She's bitter and jealous
34:35And greedy as fuck
34:37That bitch is trying to clean me out
34:39I made her a generous offer
34:40But her bullshit attorney's convinced her
34:42She deserves a bigger slice of the pie
34:44Tell you what
34:45She's not gonna get it
34:47Jesus Paul
34:47Give it a rest
34:49What's your problem Coop?
34:50She's the mother of your children
34:51Why you gotta talk like that?
34:53I guess we just built different
34:54Nick there's fucking the mother of your children
34:55And you brought him a fancy bottle of wine
34:57Just keep it civil
34:59That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out
35:02Would you fall?
35:03I don't know
35:04If Sam let your fat ass fuck her
35:06With that tiny sad little dick of yours
35:08Maybe she deserves it
35:09Motherfucker!
35:13I'm fucking killing you Paul
35:14I'm fucking killing you Paul
35:16I'm fucking killing you
35:18Don't!
35:20Woo!
35:21Okay
35:22Okay everyone
35:23Now it's a party
35:25You know what?
35:26A thousand bucks
35:28To anyone who can score on me
35:29Yeah
35:30Who's feeling lucky?
35:32Yeah
35:33Let's go downstairs
35:36You know the definition
35:38Of a baller
35:40That's me
35:41C-H-I-N-T
35:44Tell them why
35:44Let me explain
35:45I'm a baller
35:47So high
35:48Roller
35:49Baby
35:50Baby
35:50Baby
35:51Shy
35:51Caller
35:52That's right
35:53Ain't nobody gets crazy
35:55Driving crazy
35:56You a hater
35:57You a hater
35:58I ain't trying to play that
36:00I don't think you know
36:01Baby
36:02Baby
36:03Baby
36:03Baby
36:04I'm a baller
36:05Girl I know you do the nasty
36:08I can tell when you
36:09Walk past me
36:11And you're probably looking flashy
36:13Everything on your mind
36:14Just ask me
36:15I know my unrelated
36:16To the
36:17Wasky
36:18Wabbit
36:19Carrots all in it
36:20Jazzy
36:20It's a habit
36:21Of
36:21Hovers my
36:23Cash
36:23Outside I got a
36:24Vans and
36:25J
36:26Hopefully
36:26Like me
36:27Come on in
36:28Come on man
36:31Tonight
36:32Access denied
36:34Not today
36:35Motherfucker
36:36Not ever
36:38Not in my house
36:39Alright who's next
36:40Can you take this
36:41Jerry
36:41Jerry
36:43Jerry
36:43Jerry
36:44Jerry
36:45Okay okay
36:46Enough of that
36:48Jerry you played D1 didn't you
36:49Sure did
36:49Okay
36:51Hope you brought your A game
36:52Alright
36:52100 bucks on Jerry
36:5410 to 1
36:54Who's that
36:54I'll take that action
36:56Oh man
36:58Come on Jerry
36:59Oh my god
37:00Come on
37:01Alright
37:01Oh you gonna post me up here
37:03Is that the plan
37:03What you think is a pick up game
37:05Give me that
37:07Cookies
37:07Come on man
37:08Give me that
37:11Cookies
37:12Give me that
37:12Give me that Jerry
37:15Yeah I'll play defense too
37:16This is what the people want
37:18Come on Jerry
37:19Come on Jerry
37:20There it is
37:21This is what the people want
37:22Jerry
37:24Oh fuck
37:25Oh shit
37:27Oh fuck
37:28Oh no no no
37:28God damn it
37:29Oh shit
37:30Oh shit
37:31I'm sorry Jerry
37:32Hold on let me just check it
37:33Oh fuck
37:36Hey call 911
37:38This is bad
37:39Jerry walk it off man
37:40Fuck
37:40Shit I'm sorry Jerry
37:42Damn it
37:42It's alright
37:43Oh I hate seeing shit like this
37:45Don't touch
38:00I can handle Paul fucking someone half his age
38:03I mean it's shitty and cliche and pathetic
38:06But he's enough of a narcissist to believe some young thing pretending to be attracted
38:11To him
38:11But it's the recklessness of it
38:14I mean that's what pisses me off
38:17I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes
38:18The wizard has herpes?
38:21No
38:21I have no idea
38:22I'm just saying theoretically
38:23Theoretical herpes
38:25Um
38:27Anyone can see this girl is just a band-aid
38:30I mean one day soon
38:31He's gonna wake up
38:32He's gonna look in the mirror
38:33And he's gonna realize that
38:34Whatever his damage is
38:36It's still there
38:39And also after cheating on me
38:41God knows how many times
38:42He's lawyering up
38:44As if I'm the one who committed the crime
38:46I mean
38:49I guess I have it easier with Coop
38:52Oh yeah
38:52It's not really the same
38:54I mean you're the Paul in your equation right?
38:57No I'm sorry
38:58I'm not trying to say that you're like Paul
39:01I just meant that you're the one who had the affair
39:03I mean not that I'm judging you
39:04I mean far from it
39:07I'm gonna stop talking now
39:08Oh my god I'm Paul
39:09No you're not Paul
39:11No you're right
39:11I am the one who cheated
39:16But that was after years
39:19Years
39:21Of just trying to get Coop to
39:24Pay attention
39:25To us
39:29To me
39:34No matter what I tried
39:36The chasm between us
39:38Got wider and wider
39:39And at a certain point
39:40There was nothing I could do
39:43So you fucked one of his best friends
39:46I'm sorry
39:47Wow
39:48I'm sorry
39:49It's the brownies
39:50It's the brownies
39:51It's not because
39:52I beat the shit out of you just now
39:54What?
39:55Oh my god
39:55That is so cute
39:56That that's what you think happened
39:57That's really delusional
39:58If they hadn't stopped me
39:59I would have pushed you
40:00Right through that wall
40:01You're so crazy
40:01I could kick your tight little Ivy League ass
40:04So fucking fast
40:05Are you kidding me?
40:06What?
40:07Look at my gun
40:07What gun?
40:09Bitch
40:09That is
40:09There's nothing
40:11Look at it
40:12Feel it
40:12Feel it
40:13Let me feel it
40:14This is
40:14Can I just
40:15Ow!
40:15Ow!
40:16Oh my god!
40:17Yeah
40:17Hey!
40:18Okay Mel
40:20What the fuck are you getting so fast?
40:23Can you
40:23What the fuck?
40:31No
40:32Come on
40:33Tap out
40:35That's not a
40:36Tapping at work
40:37Oh my god
40:53Life started disappearing
40:56Becoming like one small part of his life
40:59Instead of the thing that mattered most
41:02It was like he only had so much space in him
41:04And I just wanted too much of it
41:08I don't think Coop has that space in him
41:15Maybe he did once but not anymore
41:20You have a lot of pent up aggression you really need to get laid soon
41:25Yeah
41:27I know
41:29All right I gotta go
41:34Yeah me too
41:42Do you want to talk about the bag of cash?
41:45Nope
41:50You ever look at something you've been staring at for so long
41:55You suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
42:00What are we talking about?
42:03My life
42:09Oh shit
42:14Fuck Barney
42:19I am so sorry
42:21That's a prototype
42:26If you're in the market for metaphors
42:30Look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet
42:33That isn't connected to any plumbing
42:39Though once you get into a certain frame of mind
42:41Everything in this town is a fucking metaphor
42:45Which can make it really hard to figure out what
42:47If anything
42:48Is real
43:17Have a good day
43:22Hey Hunter
43:24Hey Hunter
43:25Hey Hunter
43:25Hey Hunter
43:50Hey you
43:51Hey
43:52I stopped by your house
43:54Saw Allie
43:55She said you'd be out here
43:56She's living with you now?
43:58Yeah
43:58She's going through some stuff
43:59I didn't want her to be alone
44:01That's a lot to take on
44:02Well I'm all she has
44:06She has me too Coop
44:07I hope you know that
44:12Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore?
44:14Yeah
44:14I'm starting with a new fund out of the UAE
44:18Less oversight, better upside
44:19Just like that?
44:21Time for a change
44:22You were with Bailey for a long time
44:24Yeah well you were with me for a long time weren't you?
44:26Okay Coop
44:27Don't worry you'll get your checks
44:29Oh fuck you
44:30What do you want from me, huh?
44:32What?
44:33Tell me
44:34You've just become impossible to talk to
44:36Yeah here you are
44:37Still trying to do it
44:41I've been thinking about
44:42Getting a professional coach for Tori
44:44It's about a thousand a week
44:45I just want to jump in a fight
44:46I am her coach
44:48And she works here with Eddie
44:50She's doing just fun
44:50I know I'm talking about a professional
44:52You're talking about one of Nick's guys, huh?
44:53This isn't about Nick
44:54This is about what's best for Tori
44:55The next few months are critical
44:57And you know how badly
44:58She wants a chance to play for Princeton
44:59She doesn't need a professional coach
45:02At the very least
45:02She needs someone who shows up
45:03I show up
45:04No Coop
45:05You come around
45:06Just enough to convince yourself
45:08That you do
45:08And you know what?
45:09We're not having this fucking conversation
45:11Again and again
45:12But you damn well
45:13Better show up for her
45:14You understand?
45:16Anything else?
45:41You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling
45:44Why would a thief take only the one?
45:47That one alone is worth 225 grand
45:51So, the thief didn't want to be greedy
45:54The fact that the other watches are here
45:56Makes me wonder
45:57If you might have misplaced it
46:00Who misplaces a watch?
46:01It's that expensive
46:03I don't know
46:03Maybe the same person who buys one
46:05What?
46:08You got a picture of that watch?
46:10Yes
46:10And ownership papers
46:12I'll be right back
46:17You got a beef with this guy?
46:19Just trying to help him find his watch
46:20You think we're actually gonna find it?
46:21I don't know
46:22But we're gonna make it a priority
46:25Really?
46:26No
46:26Not really
46:44The paper clip
46:45Now wired to the battery pack
46:47Will act as a tensioner
46:49Now
46:50Keep your tensioner
46:51Slotted in position
46:54Only a centimeter in
46:56Don't force it
46:57The wreck may as well be a pin break
47:01Now
47:01Introduce our voltage
47:05Voila
47:06And if that doesn't work
47:08There's always
47:09Brute force
47:18My shrink
47:19Would have had a field day
47:20Unpacking the fact
47:21That I was stealing
47:22From the guy
47:22Who slept with my wife
47:27But I didn't have a shrink
47:30What I did have
47:31Was a YouTube tutorial
47:32Nick's championship ring
47:34And the notion
47:35That all things considered
47:36I was getting pretty good at this
47:43Or not
48:00I was getting pretty good at this
48:00But I then
48:00My Thyra
48:00What you can do
48:04I finally pay
48:05Whatąø·ą¹
48:05Like
48:05I ain't
48:05That's
48:05How far
48:15What's
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