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01:00We use over 300 tons of ice to create the hotel, and guests are surprised to know how much snow.
01:07Over 10,000 tons.
01:09Wow, that's a lot.
01:10Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
01:15These blocks were created by carefully smoothing the ice on our river as it freezes, then harvesting it for storage
01:25in a nearby cave.
01:28Everything we see melts in summer.
01:31And we have different artists and artisans help us build again each year, so every stay is truly once in
01:38a lifetime.
01:39And here we have your room.
01:45The Koi Suite.
01:51Wow.
01:53Oh, it's frisk.
01:55Our guest's suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
01:59About three degrees below zero.
02:01Not too, too cold.
02:04It's quite invigorating when you're used to it.
02:08As we say, you will feel some plummen i egg, like a yoke in an egg.
02:14Okay, that's adorable.
02:15Some plummen i eggen?
02:18That's very good.
02:20These fish were hand-carved by famous Norwegian ice sculptor Anna Szegestad Ryd.
02:26He won the Boreal Forest Prize at the Harbin Ice Sculpting Competition last year.
02:30Beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?
02:31The bed is made of ice?
02:33Yes, isn't that charming?
02:34And I highly recommend trying our complimentary house brandy.
02:38The bed is made of ice.
02:39It is distilled locally from ice wine, and I assure you it is quite special.
02:44Ice.
02:45Helen.
02:46We are sleeping on an ice bed.
02:48I could have saved that hundred grand and frozen my eggs right here, jokes and all.
02:52Now, one more thing.
02:53Your bathrooms are around the corner, in the hall to your left, and if you keep going in
02:58that direction, you get to our hot tub deck, which is always open.
03:02As I'm sure you've noticed, the sky is quite wonderful this time of year.
03:06Anything else you need, please do not hesitate to let me know.
03:10Thank you, Bjorn.
03:12Oh, thank you very much.
03:14I hope you both have an enjoyable stay.
03:16Good night.
03:18Excellent.
03:19Good night to you also.
03:20Okay.
03:29This is amazing.
03:31How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
03:36We just flew 16 hours to get frozen like Walt Disney.
03:39Walt Disney wasn't frozen.
03:40That's a myth.
03:41And look at this place.
03:43It was worth the trip.
03:45I mean, do we absolutely have to go every wacky place Rick Steves recommends?
03:49I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience, but just a really
03:55nice hotel?
03:56Canopy book?
03:58Doesn't it feel kind of nice?
04:01My skin feels so awake.
04:04Oh my God, seriously?
04:08Who knew?
04:09Hell is in Norway.
04:10Oh, come on.
04:11This is completely your bag.
04:12You love feeling bad.
04:19What are you doing over there?
04:20Looking for your cell phone.
04:22Val should have numbers by now.
04:23Oh, I already talked about the airport.
04:25Come over here.
04:26Get under these blankets.
04:27There's something.
04:27You talked about?
04:29What did she say?
04:34It's on the list.
04:36Congratulations.
04:38Good.
04:39Great.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now come over here.
04:41Have some brandy.
04:42It's so good.
04:44Where on the list?
04:45Oh, God.
04:46Stop it.
04:46It's a bestseller.
04:48I know.
04:48I'm just curious where.
04:50Top 20.
04:52Top 20?
04:53Yeah.
04:54But like closer to 11 or closer to 20?
04:57You're impossible.
04:59You're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
05:03Come over here.
05:04Why?
05:05Just come here.
05:07Look at this.
05:10That is amazing.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16I always wanted to see it.
05:17One time in Canada I came close, but this is so much better than I ever imagined.
05:25Kind of looks like a screensaver.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Sit.
05:31Here you go.
05:33There.
05:34Isn't that warmer?
05:35Warmer than what?
05:39You can almost hear it, can't you?
05:44Oh, it's turning purple.
05:49Look at that.
05:54Guess what?
05:56Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.
05:59Okay.
06:00So pee.
06:01Yeah, but is the toilet going to be made out of ice?
06:03What if I stick to it?
06:04Here, don't pee, but shh.
06:08What if I can chew?
06:24Huh?
06:26Oh, yeah.
06:27Oh, yeah.
06:32Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
07:06Uh, this is your captain speaking.
07:09Fingers crossed, hopefully we've seen the last of that rough air.
07:12Should be smooth sailing for a while.
07:14So we're gonna go ahead and turn off that fasten seatbelt sign.
07:19Feel free to move about the cabin, Carol.
07:48May we get you anything?
07:50Nope.
07:52Uh, who's flying today?
07:53Carol. On the flight deck is Captain John McConnell.
07:57And also, First Officer Tom Deegan.
07:59Um, these individuals have a combined 51,619 hours of flight time.
08:04And between the two of them, they've piloted every variant of this capable and trustworthy Airbus A330 aircraft.
08:10You're in good hands.
08:14That's weirder than the gal from TGI Fridays. You doing this because she freaked me out?
08:18Uh, that's an affirmative, Carol.
08:20Please stop that.
08:22It's much more spacious up in first class. Sure you want to be more comfortable there?
08:26It has lie-flat seats. You could get some rest.
08:29I'm fine, Mariam.
08:54Back in Spain, that was all the English speakers, right?
08:57Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
09:00Tell me about the non-English speakers.
09:01Certainly. What would you like to know?
09:03Anything. Everything.
09:05Well, let's see. There's Bora Kolak, a 60-year-old candy vendor in Istanbul.
09:10He speaks Turkish and Los Katz.
09:12In Bali, there's Aida Udui, 23, speaks Indonesian Balinese.
09:18She's a contortionist and a dancer.
09:20Performs the Barong, the Legong, Djibog. It's all quite exquisite.
09:24I'm sure. Keep going.
09:25Sidona Meles in Sardinia is a fisherman.
09:28Or he was, but he's 89 and retired.
09:31There's Mary Kuxiakintola, lives in Maserula Soto.
09:35What does she do?
09:37Her family raises by Soto Ponius, but she's only eight years old.
09:40She hasn't decided on the profession.
09:42Next.
09:44Abdul Karim Al-Shari lives in Aiden, Yemen.
09:46He's a 37-year-old muezzin.
09:49Muezzin, that's a...
09:51What is that?
09:52He sings a cult of prayer.
09:54He's a powerful tenor voice.
09:56He also loves cats.
09:59Okay.
10:00But are there any medical doctors, any scientists or an expert of some kind?
10:07Oh, yes.
10:08According to Time Out Magazine,
10:09Takeoki Tanaka Nosaka makes the best Udo noodles in the entire Keihan Shin.
10:14That's not what I meant.
10:15Nope.
10:17All right, that makes what?
10:20Six.
10:21So you didn't say anything about the guy from...
10:25Where was it?
10:27Paraguay.
10:27What about him?
10:28His name is Manuso Zoviedo.
10:30We weren't aware of him for the first 33 hours.
10:33He manages a self-storage facility in Asuncion.
10:36So far he hasn't really communicated with us.
10:40Ha.
10:42I want to talk to him.
10:44He only speaks Spanish and a bit of Guarani.
10:47Do you want us to translate for you?
10:49No.
10:50I'll manage.
10:53First thing, once I get home.
10:55We could try him right now, if you like.
11:14He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
11:33Try it again.
11:34Try it again.
12:01I think we got cut off or something.
12:04Try it again.
12:05Try it again.
12:21Hola.
12:23Yo soy Carol Sterka.
12:25Estoy de los...
12:26United States.
12:27Hola, yo soy Carol Sterka.
12:33Estoy de los...
12:34Get him back.
12:39Get him back.
12:41Get him back.
13:01We're sorry, Carol.
13:02We don't think it was personal.
13:04No.
13:37Hi, Carol.
13:39Really, please let us know if there's...
13:42Carol, one second.
13:46We have something for you.
13:54We gathered all the mail that was in transit for you.
14:00We think you're really gonna like what's in the box.
14:04Anyway.
14:12Anything else we can do for you, just let us know.
16:04You tried one in the Atlanta airport, but you said it was too expensive, so Helen bought
16:10one online.
16:11Did she?
16:12She thought it would make a nice gift to celebrate the end of the tour.
16:16A homecoming present.
16:21Carol?
16:25Okay, here's what's going to happen.
16:28You're going to forget everything you know about Helen.
16:30Every memory, every thought she ever had.
16:33Get her out of your head.
16:35Heads.
16:36Carol, we apologize.
16:38Never mention her again.
16:39Never think about her again.
16:41Only I get to remember her.
16:43You got that?
16:43Only me.
17:00I mean, how come you know he was a big dummy?
17:03well there were already three other people inside
17:08but that's beside the point one day i got up the courage to go up to mean old lady hickenlooper
17:14and ask her why she always frowned well she had been born with no smiling muscles
17:22i pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down
17:27so from then on whenever i go by she'd stand on her head and wait
18:00what the hell
18:39good morning carol what's with the food it's the exact meal you had at that b&b you stayed at
18:46in provincetown 2012 remember you were there to see the indigo girls you were very complimentary
18:52of the chef that morning it really stuck with her the sorghum flower so you took it upon yourself
18:58to make me breakfast well we knew your fridge was pretty bare you've only got tonic water
19:05half a carton of oat milk a jar of green olives a jar of black olives a jar of red
19:09i told you helen
19:11was off limits yes of course carol so how the how do you know what is in my fridge teresa
19:19for merry maids you had them clean up just before you got home from the book tour is the food
19:25not
19:25to your liking would you like us to make you something else instead nope
19:32i want you to leave me alone
19:52shows what you know fuckers it's three quarters of a carton
20:00so
20:08so
20:09so
20:34What the fuck?
21:05What happened to Miss Broutes?
21:07Are you the Grinch who steals supermarkets?
21:08So sorry.
21:10We're consolidating resources to centralize useful items for distribution.
21:15Food, medicine, anything helpful from stores or businesses or what used to be private homes.
21:20It's just more efficient.
21:23Fine. Fine. I get it.
21:25Is there something specific you need? We can deliver to you anytime, anywhere.
21:30I am not going to call you every time I need something. I don't want you waiting on me.
21:35I am a very independent person, okay? I always have been. I fend for myself. I just want my sprouts
21:44back.
21:45Absolutely. Will do.
21:48Okay. Great.
21:53So, what? Um...
21:56Can we say Friday? Maybe? I just need a rough estimate of when I should come back.
22:03We'll be there. We'll be there in a moment.
22:04We'll be there in a moment.
22:09We'll be there in a moment.
22:41We'll be there in a moment.
22:42There's a flu to go.
22:42We'll be there in a moment.
22:42There's a flu to go.
22:49Oh!
22:50We'll be there.
22:58I can see.
22:58It will be there.
23:00We'll be there.
23:01And, to be there, it will be there.
23:02We'll be there.
23:02Are you there?
23:04I'm going to be there?
23:04I don't know.
23:59I don't know.
24:04I don't know.
24:41I don't know.
24:44I don't know.
24:45I don't know.
24:45I don't know.
24:49I don't know.
24:54I don't know.
24:58I don't know.
24:58I don't know.
25:01I don't know.
25:01I don't know.
25:15I don't know.
25:31I don't know.
25:46I don't know.
26:18I don't know.
26:22I don't know.
26:25I don't know.
27:04You have got to be fucking kidding me.
27:07I don't know.
27:29I don't know.
27:58I don't know.
28:28I don't know.
28:31I don't know.
28:46I don't know.
29:00I don't know.
29:02I don't know.
29:34I don't know.
29:38I don't know.
29:46I don't know.
29:58I don't know.
30:03I don't know.
30:05I don't know.
30:24I don't know.
30:41I don't know.
30:44I don't know.
30:44I don't know.
30:45I don't know.
30:45We'll get rid of it
30:49Feel better Carol
30:55Hey, do you maniacs drink?
31:00It's okay, you can bring the hand grenade
31:18Does the whole world get drunk when you drink like does some six-year-old in Sri Lanka slur his
31:25words when you knock one back?
31:27No, it doesn't work like that
31:31How do you say cheers in Sanskrit shubha must do roughly it means may everyone be blessed
31:38Well, then shoot shoot
31:42Shoopy shoop shoop
31:50You know the word vodka is a diminutive of Voda meaning water
31:55Very similar to the Latin aqua we tie literally water of life that becomes a Scandinavian aquavit
32:02Although the drinks are very different
32:05Fun fact whiskey has the same root meaning in Scots Gaelic from wish car Baha you don't say
32:15What gives this particular brand its distinctive smoothness
32:19It's distilled from both potato and corn
32:23It is slightly alkaline. Do you taste that?
32:27Lower shelf alcohol tends to be acidic the chief distiller learned the process from his grandfather
32:32And now you learned it by stealing it out of his brain
32:41How long do I have left before you turn me into a worker bee?
32:47It's a hard thing to predict
32:49Scientific advances tend to ebb and flow
32:52That's not an answer
32:53How long?
32:56We're working around the clock
32:58It could be as soon as a couple weeks
33:00Or it could take months
33:01Or longer
33:04That's quite the range for someone who knows everything that there is to know
33:12Regardless
33:13Sooner or later I'm fucked
33:16Sorry Carol
33:17We have a biological imperative
33:20You people make no goddamn sense
33:23Do you know that?
33:25We want to make you happy
33:27You say
33:27Your life is your own
33:30You say
33:30An agency
33:31I've got all this agency
33:34But I mean
33:35I guess I have agency
33:37Just until I don't
33:41Carol
33:43If you were walking by a lake
33:45And you saw somebody drowning
33:47Would you throw them a life preserver?
33:49Of course you would
33:50You wouldn't think
33:52You wouldn't wait
33:53You wouldn't try to get consensus on it
33:55You'd just throw it
33:59So now I'm drowning?
34:03You just don't know it
34:07Well
34:09You people are brainwashed
34:11Is what you are
34:12I mean
34:13What could possibly be
34:15So great about this
34:17Mind meld of yours?
34:19Actually
34:19Let me guess
34:21It's
34:22It's all beautiful scenery
34:24And you feel nothing but contentment
34:26Just wave after wave of bliss and peace
34:30And everything is perfect
34:33It's like living inside a postcard
34:36Every second of every day
34:38Basically it's every Rick Steves special ever
34:41Right?
34:42That kind of bullshit
34:43Like you're taking a hike in the woods
34:46And there's a warm rain
34:47And the trees are so tall
34:50You can't even see the tops
34:52Or you're having coffee on the canals in Amsterdam
34:56And it's like you're in a coffee commercial
34:58Or you're taking a walk at sunset
35:00And you sat on the most flawless beach in Croatia
35:04Where you're in Norway
35:07Above the Arctic Circle
35:08And
35:11And the hotel made of ice
35:14Under a pile of furs
35:28I told you
35:29That Helen
35:30Was off
35:31Limits
35:42You are a bunch of
35:44Mind fuckers
35:58Wow
35:58You've got this thing really jammed in there
36:00Don't you
36:02Please
36:03Be careful with that
36:05Right
36:05Link
36:05You would give me a real hand grenade
36:09Carol
36:10If we may
36:11Let's go
36:25Oh, my God.
36:48Oh, my God.
36:49You gave me...
36:57Oh, shit.
36:59Oh, shit.
37:01Fuck.
37:03Oh, fuck.
37:12Shit.
37:13Shit.
37:15Okay, I'm gonna go get some help, okay?
37:17It's okay, Carol.
37:20Elvis, come on.
37:24Oh, shit.
37:29Oh, shit.
37:32Oh, shit.
38:13May we join you?
38:20We're happy to say, Zosia's doing much better.
38:23There was some blood loss, but no real nerve damage.
38:26She did get a pretty severe concussion that we're going to want to keep an eye on.
38:31She's resting now.
38:34Can we get you a fresh change of clothes?
38:41Carol, your quick thinking really saved the day.
38:47Why would you give me a hand grenade?
38:51You asked for one.
38:53Why not give me a fake one?
38:58Sorry if we got that wrong, Carol.
39:04If I asked right now, would you give me another hand grenade?
39:08Yes.
39:09Even after last night, you would give me another?
39:12Oh, sure.
39:17Okay, what about a bazooka?
39:19And the thing a bazooka shoots a rocket or whatever?
39:24Yes.
39:24Alright.
39:28Alright.
39:29What about, I don't know, a tank?
39:36Mhm.
39:39What about an atom bomb?
39:47Why would you want one?
39:49To blow shit up?
39:50For kicks?
39:51I mean, does it matter?
39:52You gave me a grenade for fuck's sake.
40:02It'd be okay to say no at this point.
40:05That would be sane.
40:07Not utterly batshit crazy.
40:12If you truly wanted a nuclear weapon, we would weigh the pros and cons with you.
40:22We would explain that it would be very destructive.
40:25Yes or no?
40:30Ultimately, yes.
40:33Wouldn't necessarily feel good about it, but we would move heaven and earth.
40:39To make you happy, Carol.
40:45Would you like an atom bomb?
40:51I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
40:57Okay.
40:58Okay.
40:59Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:03One sugar with oat milk, right?
41:04Maybe a pinch-
41:06You can go.
41:33You can go.
41:34You can be happy, 954-1 more or nobody.
41:47I'd love you that you think I'll hear the business round.
41:50You should loathe about you.
41:51You're at the bottom of that.
41:52Try this.
41:52Then if youdads land inside a stream and you should conservate your memories with the
42:04and brand will burn
42:07and how this boo
42:10this clowny
42:12may sound
42:13please
42:14music
42:17music
42:18music
42:23music
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