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00:00:09¡Buy lingerie! ¡Check!
00:00:11¡Bikini wax! ¡Check!
00:00:12¡Get boyfriend! ¡Check!
00:00:14Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:00:19Stop thinking about dick.
00:00:20I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:00:22I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:27Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:00:30Did he hear?
00:00:36Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:00:41Morning, Dick.
00:00:43Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
00:00:47You're perfect. Thank you.
00:00:48Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:52Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:00:55Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:00:58No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:12Want coffee?
00:01:15Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:01:23no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:26Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:31All right, all right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. Don't baby trust me. You look great.
00:01:37My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:45Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:49Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:57Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:05Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:02:08She's such a slut.
00:02:10As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:13Watch this.
00:02:14Oh, Mikey.
00:02:16Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:18Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:02:21Like making coffee.
00:02:24Or having sex.
00:02:27Tosh, no, come on.
00:02:29Oh, my God.
00:02:30Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:38So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:43Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:02:45I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:47All right.
00:02:51Brooke, is it?
00:02:52Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:55What? I literally don't even know you.
00:02:57Don't be embarrassed.
00:02:58Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:01You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:03especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06What?
00:03:08It was just chlamydia!
00:03:10Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:12Sounds like she already did.
00:03:14Oh, boy.
00:03:32I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:34I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:36He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:03:37What does that mean?
00:03:41Shit, my appointment.
00:03:42I gotta go.
00:03:43Sorry.
00:03:48All right.
00:03:49We'll have your birth control ready for you
00:03:50after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:03:57He?
00:04:03A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:07This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:11Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:17It's Luke.
00:04:19Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:20My gynecologist.
00:04:38Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty-Genta
00:04:40as it's your first time.
00:04:42Right.
00:04:42My first time.
00:04:44Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:45Yes.
00:04:46Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:47Nice to meet me?
00:04:48Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:50Grind me.
00:04:51I mean, the coffee shop.
00:04:53Grind me.
00:04:56Oh, no.
00:04:57He remembers me.
00:04:58So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:02Yes.
00:05:03Bad asshole.
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:07I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:10if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:12I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:15I will use a condom.
00:05:18I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:20He's not good for you.
00:05:22Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:23Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:30I'm ready.
00:05:32I think I'm ready.
00:05:33Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:05:36but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:05:38You know what?
00:05:38I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:42Uh, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:47Breast exam?
00:05:49Breast exam?
00:05:50If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:53No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:06:00Uh, it's probably easier to get laid back.
00:06:05It's okay.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:10Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:13Stop it. Stop.
00:06:15My head's cold.
00:06:16No, they're perfect.
00:06:19Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:25There are no abnormalities.
00:06:30Thank you, Luke.
00:06:33Dr. Miller.
00:06:34That wasn't so bad.
00:06:35Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir for me?
00:06:43Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:51So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:54All right?
00:06:55You're doing good.
00:06:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:07All right.
00:07:09I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:13You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:15I need you to relax, woman.
00:07:19So, do you like younger women?
00:07:23I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:27No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:33And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:07:38Oh.
00:07:38Duh.
00:07:39Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:41Amazing.
00:07:43Last thing.
00:07:44I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:47All right?
00:07:50Relax for me.
00:07:50You're doing good.
00:07:52His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:54Oh, my gosh.
00:08:01I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:05Did he?
00:08:07All right.
00:08:09He's so noticed.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:12Everything looks good.
00:08:13No abnormalities.
00:08:15All right?
00:08:17Be right back.
00:08:24Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:29I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:36All right.
00:08:37So, here's your break.
00:08:43Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:48She's my patient.
00:08:56Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:00You are so graphic.
00:09:04Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:08You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:11Luke.
00:09:13Are you serious?
00:09:14You got a finger by the hot dog too.
00:09:17He'll buy coffee from you.
00:09:18Vee, Luke.
00:09:20Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:22So, is he, like, good with his fingers or...
00:09:26Shut up, everybody.
00:09:27Shit.
00:09:28He's so sexy.
00:09:30Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:33Bye.
00:09:33Don't worry.
00:09:34Okay?
00:09:35Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:37Okay, Soph?
00:09:38Yes.
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:46I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:51Why do I even care?
00:09:57Yo.
00:09:58Are you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:09:59Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:05You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:08You're dating a nun.
00:10:09She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:11I'm calling it.
00:10:12Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:15I just can't prove it.
00:10:17You will soon.
00:10:20You're going to film her?
00:10:22Yo.
00:10:26Dude, you're sick.
00:10:27What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:30A little bit of this.
00:10:32And she's going to go feral.
00:10:36Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:39Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:43Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:45You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:50Hey.
00:10:50You need to pay.
00:10:55Fuck!
00:10:56My eyes!
00:10:56What the fuck?
00:10:57Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:03Kaylee Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:05I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13The lady.
00:11:31Nervous?
00:11:34Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:42Nervous?
00:11:43I'm a little nervous.
00:11:46Don't be.
00:11:47You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:53Wait.
00:11:54What?
00:11:56I'm sorry.
00:11:57I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:58We have to wait.
00:11:59I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:00I can't do this.
00:12:04You kidding me?
00:12:06I'm sorry.
00:12:06You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:09Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:11I'm going home.
00:12:18There it is.
00:12:19There it is.
00:12:21The hell you are.
00:12:23Not until I get something.
00:12:27No.
00:12:28No.
00:12:31Stop, Mike.
00:12:33Stop.
00:12:34Stop.
00:12:41Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:46Dr. Miller.
00:12:48Hey, Sophie.
00:12:49Hey.
00:12:50Hey, Steven.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, Sophie.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:56Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:58Did you take something?
00:13:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:01Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:05Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:07Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:09I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:11If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:13I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:15What?
00:13:16What's so funny?
00:13:16You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:18Says who?
00:13:19You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:23I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:24My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:29That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:32Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:37No, no, no.
00:13:38And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:41Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:43It was just a joke.
00:13:43Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:48Hey.
00:13:50Hey, come on.
00:14:07She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:09Either way, it's not good.
00:14:17You stole me from my date?
00:14:20What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:26I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:29Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:31I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:40How much did you have to drink?
00:14:43I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:47Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:51Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:52Tell me this.
00:14:53Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:01I was at the bar.
00:15:02All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record
00:15:11it.
00:15:14Wow.
00:15:17I'm an idiot.
00:15:20No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:23First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:31And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:36a complete asshole.
00:15:38I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:43Sorry, Soph.
00:15:49Soph, you want my virginity week?
00:15:59You can have it.
00:16:08Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:10Are you hard right now?
00:16:19We're mid-argument.
00:16:22That's so wrong.
00:16:23You're drunk.
00:16:24I'm taking you home.
00:16:27What are you doing?
00:16:28You're drunk.
00:16:29I'm taking you home.
00:16:30What?
00:16:30No, I can't go home.
00:16:32My roommate's there.
00:16:33I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:35She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:44We're here.
00:16:45Here?
00:16:46Where is here?
00:16:48My place.
00:16:49You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:54If you're comfortable.
00:16:55I want to.
00:16:57I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:58I'm cool with that.
00:17:01But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:04Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:31You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:32The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:47How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:49It's huge.
00:17:51I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:54Not all tight spaces.
00:17:56Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:01Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:02You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:04Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:09Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:13I'm happy.
00:18:47You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:49You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:54I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:58You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:01Wait.
00:19:02You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath
00:19:10in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:12No, Mrs. Do.
00:19:16Then why me?
00:19:17I'm nothing special.
00:19:19You don't mess up my coffee order?
00:19:23You're kind to people.
00:19:26And you're beautiful.
00:19:39Who is that?
00:19:41Oh, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:44Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:47All right?
00:19:48Come on.
00:19:51Luke?
00:19:53Are you home?
00:19:58Lukey?
00:19:59Come out.
00:20:00Come out.
00:20:01Stop playing.
00:20:03I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:05I know you're not on call.
00:20:12Don't say a word.
00:20:14There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:21Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:23What the hell?
00:20:26She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:28We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:30She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:32Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:42I'm sleeping.
00:20:44Why don't I join you?
00:20:50I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:53Like what, baby?
00:20:54Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:57Ice cubes?
00:20:58What ice cubes?
00:20:59Like call the cops.
00:21:01Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:04Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:05Come on, Lukey.
00:21:07You know you love screwing me.
00:21:15I have someone new in my life.
00:21:18Someone new?
00:21:19Who the fuck is she?
00:21:22I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:25And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:27And I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:28And I'm going to let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:32Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:34No, you can't.
00:21:35One.
00:21:38Two.
00:21:39Fine, fine.
00:21:41I'm leaving.
00:21:44Your loss.
00:21:54Oh, my God, Luke.
00:21:56Fuck.
00:22:08Holy shit.
00:22:11You smell like booze.
00:22:12I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:16What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:21I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:27You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:31You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:49My virginity?
00:22:54Yep.
00:22:54Still intact.
00:22:58Fuck my life.
00:23:00Language, Mrs. Doe.
00:23:01Jesus.
00:23:02What the hell are you doing?
00:23:06I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:08Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:11What would you have me do?
00:23:13Don't say it.
00:23:14Don't say it.
00:23:15You could join me.
00:23:20Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:30Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:33There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:55I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:58What?
00:24:00But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:01You're my patient for one, in an on-campus clinic.
00:24:06I'm graduating this year.
00:24:09Second.
00:24:12You're a virgin.
00:24:15Ouch.
00:24:16I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:27You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:31But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:36I don't make love.
00:24:38I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards.
00:24:40All right, sweetheart?
00:24:42I'm not that guy.
00:24:48Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:24:50I'm a big girl.
00:24:51I can handle myself.
00:24:55Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:57I saw how hot your ex is, and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:05Someone's jealous.
00:25:08Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:10It's to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:13Because it's cheap.
00:25:27Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:30When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:39So do it.
00:25:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:47Ready?
00:25:53Who's that?
00:25:54As your doctor, I know you haven't started your brush control.
00:26:02Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:04Are you kidding me?
00:26:12Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:14You're killing me.
00:26:16So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:21A virgin?
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:31Can you wait?
00:26:32Oh my god.
00:26:33Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I look to his agent, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:39co-ed like you.
00:26:41He respects you, dummy.
00:26:43Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:45I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:48All the things I'm not.
00:26:49You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:56And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:58Watch.
00:27:01Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:03No, can you just...
00:27:04Order?
00:27:19I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:22But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:27Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:31What do you want?
00:27:33I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:38I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:44Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:46He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:48Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:56Can you believe it?
00:27:58Sophie's evil.
00:27:59First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:01I'm a slut.
00:28:03Pregnant with Luke's?
00:28:05Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:15Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:17Of course he was never yours.
00:28:22Sophie!
00:28:23You can have him!
00:28:24You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:28:26I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:28I would never.
00:28:29What's going on?
00:28:30Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:32No, I didn't.
00:28:33I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:35Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:38Sophie?
00:28:40I'm calling the police.
00:28:41You know I would never do this, please.
00:28:43She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:45We need a medic, too.
00:28:47I'm a doctor.
00:28:52I'm a doctor.
00:29:15I'm a doctor.
00:29:17I'll just be going.
00:29:21We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:25Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:27Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:32Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:36It was for a friend.
00:29:37You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:40Let me go.
00:29:42I don't want to press charges.
00:29:45Just a moment.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:58You're crazy.
00:29:59You're actually crazy.
00:30:01Luke, please.
00:30:02I can explain.
00:30:03She's not right for you.
00:30:06Breaking into my house.
00:30:07Stealing my pager.
00:30:09That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:10I get it.
00:30:11But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:19Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:22She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:25I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:27Stop, Luke.
00:30:28This isn't you.
00:30:30You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:33She's nothing.
00:30:34A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:38You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:40Officer, take her away.
00:30:45Let's go.
00:30:47You bitch!
00:30:49You don't deserve him!
00:30:50Let's go!
00:30:53I knew she was psycho.
00:30:55You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you, too.
00:30:58Thanks, Ev.
00:31:00Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:01I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:04Take the day.
00:31:13Someone's waiting for their new test strike.
00:31:15Cadillac pissy.
00:31:26You came just to save me?
00:31:29Of course they did.
00:31:36I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so.
00:31:41I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:56I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:00What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment?
00:32:16Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:21You're just young.
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:35I want.
00:32:42What do you want?
00:32:47You.
00:32:50Take me seriously.
00:32:54Get in the car.
00:32:56What?
00:32:57To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:01What?
00:33:02Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:29I thought you said we were here to meet your family
00:33:31not go to a gala
00:33:32we're doing both
00:33:34my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here
00:33:36the vacation home
00:33:39your vacation home
00:33:40as in you have multiple
00:33:43wow
00:33:44Mr. Miller
00:33:46it's good to have you home, sir
00:33:53and you have a butler
00:33:54at your vacation mansion
00:33:55Luke, you're not just rich
00:33:57you're like old money
00:33:59what the hell
00:34:00look, I didn't tell you because I don't want to stress out
00:34:02the truth is yes
00:34:05my family's rich
00:34:07but we're not here to impress them
00:34:09we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:11and that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:27is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:32why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:39I'm not
00:34:40hang on
00:34:41what even am I to Luke?
00:34:49mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend
00:34:53girlfriend?
00:34:55no way
00:34:56wait, focus Sophie
00:34:57manners
00:34:59nice to meet you, Miss Miller
00:35:04girl, girl kind
00:35:07what happened to the pretty one?
00:35:09Gina?
00:35:11the dean's daughter
00:35:12the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:15ouch
00:35:18mother, again
00:35:19as I just said, this is my girlfriend
00:35:21and my date to the gala
00:35:23if I have to remind you to her importance
00:35:25in my life again
00:35:25I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:28unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:33you ungrateful child
00:35:38if y'all excuse us, we need to get ready
00:35:40oh, before we go
00:35:41which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:44she needs some options for tonight
00:35:47fourth floor, third door on your way
00:35:51thank you, mother
00:35:52good to see you
00:35:58that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:09your brother has lost it
00:36:11get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:22is your mom always so
00:36:25narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:27yeah
00:36:29that's why I don't really get along with the family
00:36:32but
00:36:33the charity gala
00:36:34raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:36so
00:36:36I come back every year
00:36:38you care a lot about your patients
00:36:40that's sweet
00:36:40I do
00:36:42plus the other perk is
00:36:43I could spend a ton of money on you
00:36:46what does that mean?
00:36:58Luke, you did not
00:37:04which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:07I mean, I want all of them
00:37:08that's done
00:37:09I haven't even picked one out
00:37:11you said you want all of them
00:37:13they're yours
00:37:1980
00:37:20I can't accept this
00:37:21this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:24well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:26that piss you off
00:37:29why do you like me?
00:37:31I'm just a college student
00:37:32and you're
00:37:34you
00:37:35doctor trust fund baby
00:37:37your culture
00:37:38your parents host
00:37:39charity events
00:37:41you have a butler
00:37:42that does your laundry
00:37:42I do my laundry
00:37:43in a coin-operated machine
00:37:45that I share with like
00:37:46a hundred other students
00:37:47it's not too late
00:37:48to not associate with me
00:38:04of course it's too late
00:38:06now we're already falling for you
00:38:10then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:15because
00:38:17I want it to be right
00:38:19I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:20and think of me as the old guy
00:38:21who took advantage of you
00:38:24but take it slow
00:38:30even though
00:38:33there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:35than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:36I love you
00:38:42really
00:38:43really
00:38:44really
00:39:06¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:39:16You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:26Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:29Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:37You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:39:48Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:56That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:39:59He dumped my best friend?
00:40:02The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus
00:40:10mattress.
00:40:11Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:17Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:19I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:23mistake.
00:40:23Mm-hmm.
00:40:25That's my girl.
00:40:29Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:31I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:49Holy shit.
00:40:57It's not about being pretty.
00:40:58I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:03I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:05Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:13You're so refreshing.
00:41:16You ready?
00:41:19You ready?
00:41:35Well, she's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:37Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:40Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:42Shut up.
00:41:43There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:45If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:41:54I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:41:58This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:01Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:07Cheers.
00:42:12Girlfriend?
00:42:13Not for long.
00:42:27Good evening, everyone.
00:42:30Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful Charity auction.
00:42:36Our first item.
00:42:40An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:42:44With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:42:49Starting big!
00:42:515,000.
00:42:535,000.
00:42:54Now six.
00:42:5420 to six.
00:42:56Bora Bora after five.
00:42:57That's pretty good.
00:42:58Can I get...
00:43:00You need to come quick.
00:43:01My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:03You gonna be okay?
00:43:04Come.
00:43:05Let's go.
00:43:06Let's go.
00:43:14What is it?
00:43:15My throat.
00:43:17Oh, you're not?
00:43:19Breathe.
00:43:24Sold!
00:43:25Number 12.
00:43:26$7,000.
00:43:27All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:29Give me a round of applause.
00:43:30Congratulations.
00:43:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:32Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:35Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:43Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:49What a hussy.
00:43:51Auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:53I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:56I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:43:58I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:02Poor Lukey.
00:44:04She hasn't fooled.
00:44:06Trailer trash scape.
00:44:08Who let her kind in here?
00:44:10I wouldn't do that.
00:44:11I would never.
00:44:12I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:15Hmm.
00:44:16Really, Sophie?
00:44:17No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:19Whew.
00:44:20All right.
00:44:21Five hundred?
00:44:23All right.
00:44:24Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:27She's got student loans.
00:44:29Whatever that means.
00:44:31Poor Luke.
00:44:38I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:41No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:42What's wrong with me?
00:44:43I recognize you.
00:44:45You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:46What the hell is going on here?
00:44:47Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:49Patrick?
00:44:50Get out of my way.
00:44:51Why lower your standards?
00:44:52We're millionaires.
00:44:53She might be a good fuck, but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:45:02You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:06Motherfucker.
00:45:15I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:20Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:24Well, I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:26Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:32Sold for $400.
00:45:35Wow, Sophie.
00:45:37Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:48Used goods?
00:45:49That's rude, Serena.
00:45:50After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:53Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:45:57What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:07You idiot!
00:46:08Get off the stage.
00:46:09We're leaving.
00:46:10Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:12You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:16No need, my dear.
00:46:18Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:22After all of this.
00:46:24No.
00:46:26But, but, no!
00:46:29No!
00:46:30Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:35You're a doctor!
00:46:36Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:38You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:40Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:43How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:50Stephanie?
00:46:52The lady?
00:46:53The lady?
00:47:00I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:04You can't.
00:47:05You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:08but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:11So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:15I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity,
00:47:17and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:21Let's go.
00:47:22Get to writing.
00:47:24Let's go.
00:47:25Everybody out.
00:47:33Look at these assholes go.
00:47:35You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:37I would have been okay.
00:47:38I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:40No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:42Plus, I think we made more donations tonight
00:47:44than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:46Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:49You all right?
00:48:02What are you looking for?
00:48:05I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:08I figure how the night went,
00:48:10I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:14Right.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:18Make me...
00:48:19an appletini.
00:48:21What?
00:48:22Seriously?
00:48:25All right, so...
00:48:27vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur...
00:48:30Can we just do something easier?
00:48:32You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:37Move.
00:48:41Can you open that?
00:48:44Thank you!
00:48:48All right.
00:48:50Let's just make it simple.
00:48:52Body shots.
00:48:56I've never done that before.
00:48:58Seriously?
00:48:59What do you mean?
00:49:00You're, like, so old.
00:49:01I was trying to get into school.
00:49:03I didn't have time to...
00:49:04do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:07He just said you're hot.
00:49:09Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:10Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:22Holy shit.
00:49:43All right.
00:49:44I got the hang of that.
00:49:46Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:48Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:49Go for it.
00:49:50New rule.
00:49:50You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:53Is that so?
00:49:56Then...
00:49:56where are you going to lick me?
00:50:07Shame, shame.
00:50:08You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:11Play, blame.
00:50:13Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:16How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:18Think you could get away with it.
00:50:20Be careful what you get.
00:50:22Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:24Mmm.
00:50:27Mmm.
00:50:27Mmm.
00:50:34I'm sorry.
00:50:34Was that...
00:50:35You dragged me fucking wild.
00:50:39Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:47God, I'm an idiot.
00:50:49Wait, what?
00:50:50Sophie, I went too far.
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:54Fuck.
00:50:54Luke, no, no, no.
00:50:56I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:50:58I want to do this with you.
00:50:59Lose my virginity.
00:51:02Sophie.
00:51:04Don't Sophie me.
00:51:05That's so patronizing.
00:51:09Okay, I'm trying.
00:51:10But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:13I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:17I'm terrified of that.
00:51:18It's this that hurts me.
00:51:20What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:22What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:25Being together?
00:51:25Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:30I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:32My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:35I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:38But am I right for you?
00:51:40And you really want to take on this much baggage?
00:51:43I might be a virgin, but this whole it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:51:51Sophie, where are you going?
00:51:53I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:51:55I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:51:58You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:05Don't follow me.
00:52:11Damn it.
00:52:18Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:36What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:37You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:42Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:44Nope.
00:52:46Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:48So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:51All to myself.
00:52:55What?
00:52:56You heard me.
00:52:58Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:02Seriously?
00:53:04You're into this?
00:53:05Like, you might want to like hook up?
00:53:08Hell yeah I would.
00:53:09Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:12Wow.
00:53:12I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:14Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:16I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:20Pause.
00:53:22What did you just say?
00:53:26I'm a virgin?
00:53:30She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:32Aw, cute.
00:53:33Excuse me?
00:53:34Too much work.
00:53:36You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:37You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:42Sweetie?
00:53:42I'm a senior.
00:53:44That's even sadder.
00:53:47You were just into me.
00:53:48Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:51You're obviously a nice girl.
00:53:53But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:53:55You know?
00:53:56You're going to get feels and it's going to get messy.
00:54:00And...
00:54:02Sorry.
00:54:03What?
00:54:05I'm glad.
00:54:13I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:15and I can't even get a stupid, horny, crack guy
00:54:18to get with me.
00:54:21He would probably fuck anything
00:54:22except for me, apparently.
00:54:27Oh, and Luke.
00:54:28Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:54:29he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:31and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:34he didn't need to see more.
00:54:37You know what?
00:54:43Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:44I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:46Oh, look at me.
00:54:47I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:54:49and I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:51and I just love to lead girls on
00:54:53with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:54:57Say something, asshole.
00:55:00Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:02So you can what?
00:55:03Not have sex?
00:55:04Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:05I think I'll stay right here
00:55:06where the guys at least have,
00:55:07I don't know, the decency
00:55:09to not lead me on.
00:55:10Guys, what guys?
00:55:12Did someone do something to you?
00:55:13Of course not.
00:55:15They said I was too messy.
00:55:17Too messy and too much
00:55:19and I guess that means
00:55:20you get a second chance.
00:55:22You either fuck me
00:55:24or you lose me.
00:55:27I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:29I'm coming to get you.
00:55:30Keep the phone on you, all right?
00:55:42Sophie.
00:55:43Sophie.
00:55:43Hey, wake up.
00:55:49I got you.
00:55:50Come on.
00:56:05Is she...
00:56:11She's fine.
00:56:13She's bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:16I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:22Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:23Thank you.
00:56:35Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:39You have a lot to tell me.
00:56:44You feel like shit.
00:56:46You look like shit.
00:56:47But like a million bucks.
00:56:50So is this a gift from Luke?
00:56:52Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:56:58He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:02But Luke brought you back to the-
00:57:03Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:07I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:10I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:13So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:19Huh?
00:57:19Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:22People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like
00:57:29one.
00:57:32I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:37Sophie, you are sexy.
00:57:39I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:41Guys, don't go for that.
00:57:43I look like a nun librarian.
00:57:45I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:57:50Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right
00:57:54guy.
00:57:54The thing is, is Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:02Burn me up.
00:58:18Perfect.
00:58:20Perfect.
00:58:20Do it, do it.
00:58:21Have it my way when I do it.
00:58:22I just do it, do it, do it.
00:58:24Have it my way when I do it.
00:58:26I can't do it, let me know.
00:58:28If you can do it, let me know.
00:58:30If you can do it, let me know.
00:58:31I'm the greatest, far from basic, lace up my aces
00:58:34Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:37There's no way.
00:58:38That girl's a pop.
00:58:39Oh yeah.
00:58:40It is.
00:58:41That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:58:43Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:58:46Everyone's looking at you.
00:58:47Good.
00:58:48I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:58:49I mean more.
00:58:50Hmm.
00:58:56Oh, shit.
00:58:57There he is.
00:58:57Are you going to say something?
00:59:02Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:07Hmm.
00:59:13Thanks, babe.
00:59:14It's all beautiful.
00:59:23And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:26A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:29I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:30What the hell's going on here?
00:59:32Stop interrupting, grandpa.
00:59:34The fuck did you just say?
00:59:36One latte.
00:59:36Coming right up.
00:59:39And what can I get for you, doctor?
00:59:42Sophie, what is this?
00:59:43You're dressed different.
00:59:44You're acting different.
00:59:45I don't get it.
00:59:47Whoops.
00:59:48Let me get that for you.
00:59:55So, did you want a coffee?
00:59:56Sophie, the Ave Shining is on the house.
00:59:59Sophie, I don't...
01:00:00Is this like a punishment?
01:00:01I mean, if it is, I get it, but throwing yourself at other guys.
01:00:03It's not you.
01:00:04That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:07I gave you a chance.
01:00:09And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:12Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:16They got on the land fair.
01:00:17You should come.
01:00:19She's got plans.
01:00:21Actually, I don't.
01:00:23My first frat party invite?
01:00:25Wow.
01:00:26This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:29You should bring your home, girl.
01:00:30God's going to love you.
01:00:32I will.
01:00:32See you tonight.
01:00:35You're not going to bed.
01:00:36Newsflash.
01:00:37You're not my boyfriend.
01:00:38You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:00:40That's not true.
01:00:41Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:00:43My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:00:50Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:00:53If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:00:58What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:01Oh, that was...
01:01:03Sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:04Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:06Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:09I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:14Everly, not funny.
01:01:16Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:22If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:24How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:01:28with?
01:01:29Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:34Red push-up bra?
01:01:36Or pink?
01:01:37Red.
01:01:51Get in, get Sophie safe, get out.
01:01:54Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:01:58Sick costume, bro.
01:02:01Right.
01:02:04God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:09Sorry.
01:02:10Rules.
01:02:19Idiot.
01:02:24I have to get to her.
01:02:25Where is it?
01:02:28Stop being shy.
01:02:29You look hot.
01:02:33See?
01:02:36Wait, hand me your phone.
01:02:38Why?
01:02:43Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:02:50No.
01:02:51Yes.
01:02:53I'm good anywhere.
01:02:55I don't pay a fee.
01:02:56VIP with the bosses.
01:02:57I got a hat.
01:02:59I have to get to her.
01:03:00Where is it?
01:03:01Popping bottles with the models.
01:03:02Get like me.
01:03:03My wrist on froze.
01:03:04Never missing any meals.
01:03:06I feel like LeBron.
01:03:07Cause I get the ring.
01:03:08If you're bad and you know it, you're my twinny twin.
01:03:10I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:13He opened it immediately.
01:03:15He's so whipped.
01:03:17Welcome to the party.
01:03:21I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:24He opened it immediately.
01:03:26He's so whipped.
01:03:28Welcome to the party.
01:03:33Dude, I have his ass.
01:03:38Hell yeah.
01:03:39What?
01:03:51It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:03:54Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
01:03:57Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
01:04:04Oh yeah!
01:04:09Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:16Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:19Yeah!
01:04:21Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:28¿Por qué vino aquí solo para que me quede?
01:04:34¿Estás realmente en la piscina de mí?
01:04:36No estoy pensando en ti, no estoy pensando en ti.
01:04:38¡Esta es una ley!
01:04:40¿Quieres hablar?
01:04:43¡Como, Sophie! ¡Vamos a la piscina de la piscina!
01:04:46¡Como, mi amigo está aquí!
01:04:49¡Actualmente, yo voy a ir!
01:04:51¿Qué? No.
01:04:52¡No me voy a ir!
01:05:01¡No me voy a ir!
01:05:04¡El Espíritu!
01:05:06¿Crees que es un T.A.?
01:05:07¡Oh, espero que me hagas en mí.
01:05:09Me parece muy experiente.
01:05:22¡Fuck!
01:05:24¡Sophie and Luke to the closet!
01:05:28¡Rules a rule!
01:05:29¡As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out!
01:05:43¡Fuck!
01:05:47Y.
01:05:48¡Fuck!
01:05:48¡Fuck!
01:05:53¡Fuck!
01:06:15¿Cómo about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:24¿Cómo about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:32¿Cómo about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:50¿Qué?
01:06:52Time's up.
01:06:54What, were you just, you wanted to...
01:06:56I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:06:59Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:19So, how was it?
01:07:23Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:25I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:29Sophie.
01:07:39Me?
01:07:40Sophie, come on, him.
01:07:42You had your chance, Luke.
01:07:44Come on, Noah.
01:07:55Okay, so...
01:07:56I've never kissed anyone before.
01:07:58What?
01:07:59So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:02So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:04You can relax.
01:08:06I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:08Really?
01:08:09But, all the rumors.
01:08:11Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:14Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:17I don't even know, Derek.
01:08:20I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:24I'm so screwed.
01:08:27Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:30They're gonna kill me.
01:08:31No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:33No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:36Wait.
01:08:37I'll help you.
01:08:40How?
01:08:46It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:08:49Come on, virgin.
01:08:52Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:08:55We don't have time.
01:08:56Just come here.
01:08:59You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:01Really?
01:09:01You don't care?
01:09:04No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:06You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:09Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:15I owe you.
01:09:18Noah!
01:09:19Are you in there?
01:09:22Oh, yeah.
01:09:25It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:28Oh, yeah.
01:09:30Alright, that's enough.
01:09:34Sophie!
01:09:35You open the damn door.
01:09:38Okay, ready? It's working.
01:09:41Oh, you really wanna piss him off.
01:09:43He deserves it.
01:10:08What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:10The fuck were you doing in there with him?
01:10:14Well...
01:10:16First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:25Liar.
01:10:27You don't know that.
01:10:32You know you belong to me.
01:10:34You know you belong to me.
01:10:54No.
01:10:58Get out.
01:11:09I need his arm.
01:11:11I don't want to.
01:11:14Me too.
01:11:16Me too.
01:11:30What?
01:11:31Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:34No.
01:11:35No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:11:37I'm just kicking myself.
01:11:40I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:11:43You fucking idiot.
01:11:46You are.
01:11:53Mitarbeiter.
01:11:59You are...
01:12:08Connor, you better take that.
01:12:10Someone better be dying!
01:12:12What's it, code blue?
01:12:15They are.
01:12:19I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go.
01:12:24I've been burned too many times.
01:12:26Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:12:31Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to do was eat.
01:12:34I promise we're going to do this.
01:12:36We are.
01:12:38But not in some shitty fat house.
01:12:42You deserve better than that.
01:12:44Better how?
01:12:47You have a passport, right?
01:12:53So, sexy underwear?
01:12:54Track.
01:12:55A jacket?
01:12:57Track.
01:12:58A bikini.
01:12:59Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:01He didn't tell me.
01:13:04Crap, he's here.
01:13:07Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:09Oh my God.
01:13:15No way.
01:13:16This man's insane.
01:13:18He's actually psycho.
01:13:21On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:24Good luck, soldier.
01:13:28Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:31He's hot.
01:13:32Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:34It's finally happening.
01:14:00You look incredible.
01:14:02You said airport fit.
01:14:05I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:12This is so psychotic.
01:14:15Am I really worth all this?
01:14:19It's the first times.
01:14:23Are we flying domestically or internationally today, sir?
01:14:26International.
01:14:37Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:14:41I'm sorry, I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:14:44You ready?
01:14:50A croissant?
01:14:52You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:14:55It's a hit.
01:14:57Go look at the view.
01:14:58You'll know where we are.
01:15:06Are you crazy?
01:15:07You took me to Paris?
01:15:17Whoa.
01:15:18Whoa, whoa.
01:15:19I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:15:21And then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:25Luke.
01:15:32You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:34I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:38I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:41Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:15:57It's finally happening.
01:16:00Finally.
01:16:22I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:25You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:30Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:16:40Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:16:44She's all yours?
01:16:46Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:16:51Yes.
01:16:52We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:16:56I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:16:58We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:03Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:05I'm sorry?
01:17:08Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:12I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:20I'm so sorry.
01:17:22I don't know how this happened.
01:17:24I was trying to be safe.
01:17:26Wow.
01:17:27What do you think the odds are?
01:17:29Like 1.6 in 100.
01:17:32You'd probably hate me.
01:17:35As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:17:40Graduation's in a month, and...
01:17:42I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:17:52Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:15We'll be able to do it together.
01:18:16Thank you.
01:18:17I love you.
01:18:18You're gonna be able to do it together.
01:18:19Save mercy on yourself.
01:18:19Thank you, Sophie.
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