00:00Oscars were last night, and Sally asked us to put together some highlights.
00:03I actually put together a few slides if you want me to present.
00:06These are the top Oscars moments that made me almost crash out.
00:11Pedro Pascal, without any scruff, was a total jump scare.
00:16He could do absolutely no wrong.
00:18The Chanel brooch was a flawless fit.
00:21I thought Taylor deserves an A for effort.
00:23I think it was a really solid start,
00:25but I just don't know that all of it was on brand.
00:28So Pedro was totally clean-shaven,
00:31but Leo showed up with this Pedro Pascal-esque mustache,
00:35which I was absolutely loving.
00:37He also showed up with his girlfriend, Victoria Serretti.
00:40I looked it up, and she was born in 1997, you guys.
00:43What about more of the iconic moments on stage?
00:47Also, her pointer had a finger on it.
00:50This isn't SNL, you know what I mean?
00:52This is a workplace.
00:53My pointer has a finger so that I can put it exactly where I want.
00:57Okay, here are the best moments from the 2026 Oscars.
01:01Drumroll, please.
01:01Can I get a drumroll?
01:03Number one, Gwyneth Paltrow and Armani Privé.
01:06She looked unbelievable.
01:07I was gooped and gagged.
01:09Slit on the side, perfectly parted hair.
01:12I mean, 10 out of 10.
01:13One of my best dress, right?
01:14Donovan's presentation was safe.
01:16He was just showing pictures we've seen,
01:19saying if they were pretty or hot.
01:21Don't see anything wrong with my presentation.
01:23I think it's perfect.
01:24All right, now listen, there's a lot of discourse
01:25as to whether the heated rivalry boys
01:27should be at the Oscars unequivocally, unapologetically.
01:30Yes, Hudson Williams or Balenciaga,
01:32he made this little brooch sexy.
01:34And also, if you watch the clips,
01:35there's something about the way he licks his lips
01:37that's just very memorable.
01:40And last one, probably...
01:42Jesus Christ.
01:43Zendaya and Rob Pattinson's surprise appearance,
01:46and I thought this was so dramatic.
01:47She was giving Dune.
01:48He was giving Dapper.
01:51Mine's the clear winner.
01:52I had strong points.
01:53I had strong visuals.
01:54Okay, that's the end of the Oscars recap at InStyle.
01:57I think I had the better presentation.
01:59I think I had the better presentation.
02:01It was cute.
02:02I think I won, though.
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