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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 11: Soapy Eggs
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00:15Previously on Below Deck Down Under, Tyler, a socialite from New York City, is taking his group of best gays
00:21on a trip of a lifetime.
00:22There we go.
00:23My partner said, I'm going to sign the check, have a good time.
00:26This is mine, this is mine, and in the louis.
00:28Tyler's lying in his glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
00:33The most important part for Tyler is that his other guests do not see his glam.
00:38Why are you giggling at?
00:40You're not going to tell me.
00:43I do like Daisy.
00:44There's no doubt about that.
00:45She's beautiful.
00:46I love her accent.
00:48Very Irish.
00:49Hello.
00:50Hello.
00:51I've missed you.
00:53I've seen f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing.
00:56How do I put myself in a situation where I know I'm not supposed to be...
01:02Cute.
01:03Do I seem jealous?
01:04No.
01:05I don't feel jealous.
01:07So you and f***ing what's-her-face.
01:09F***ing what's-her-face is not really the most appropriate thing to say.
01:13This is ridiculous.
01:14You're just so disrespectful to girls.
01:16You have no consideration for anybody else.
01:19Maybe like a little omelette?
01:20Go, go, go.
01:21It's Alicia, Alicia, Alicia.
01:22Like, don't tell us what to do.
01:24Mike comes and says,
01:25Oh, Ben, do you mind making me an omelette?
01:27What?
01:28In my role, I feel like I'm everyone's mom.
01:30But with Alicia and Mike, it feels particularly taxing.
01:33Next time, just come to me and tell me.
01:35People will never take that s*** well from their peer.
01:38What?
01:40What?
01:40My mom!
01:42Yes!
01:42Ben!
01:43Well, Kim, I mean, I was like, I don't like Ellie.
01:45You're like Daisy.
01:47You need a love interest.
01:48Like who?
01:49That was lovely.
01:50Well, Geraint is with Ellie.
01:52Ellie is not in my good books right now, so f*** it.
01:56I'm going to medal.
01:57Oh, I heard through the grapevine that he doesn't like her.
02:01I felt it too.
02:13I mean, I don't really know about the Ellie and Geraint thing, so I can't.
02:16Oh, I heard through the grapevine that he doesn't like her.
02:20I felt it too.
02:25Oh, that's...
02:26Now she's really...
02:28You go get the man.
02:30No, I'm being dead serious.
02:31She really likes him.
02:32She's not going to bake in the birthday cake.
02:35If he did say that, Ellie can never find that out.
02:37It's flattering to hear that Geraint has a thing for me, but, like, Ellie marked her territory.
02:43Oh, she feels amazing.
02:45Mm-hmm.
02:45So, they need to sort that out.
02:48And then also, Ellie's petrifying.
02:51Daisy, Daisy, 12.
02:52Be tender.
02:53With being on the way.
02:55That's them.
02:57So, now that we're comfortable...
02:58Mabel plays first impressions.
03:01The first time I met Luigi, was at an orgy.
03:03Oh!
03:03That's happening, right?
03:04What?
03:05Wait, what?
03:06Do you remember?
03:07Hi.
03:08You're over here.
03:09You're over here.
03:09He drops his towel.
03:10I have never seen anything like this in my life.
03:13It was like an animal balloon, you know, like, when they make them at the fair.
03:17And so, I look at Miguel, the boyfriend, he pulls off his towel, it was twice his size!
03:21Oh, God!
03:22It was twice his size!
03:24And I go, Tyler, I have to him for the bit.
03:26But we were staying at the Ritz, and it was 3 a.m.
03:28I brought a big dicker, too.
03:29Oh!
03:29Of course, this is our dinner conversation.
03:31Oh, cheers.
03:33Thank you so much, Tyler.
03:34Love you.
03:36Love you.
03:40Love you.
03:40Love you.
03:41Love you again.
03:41Love you again.
03:42Jenna.
03:43Jenna.
03:43You can go on break night.
03:45Coffee.
03:46What is a beach set up without a bonfire?
03:48Here you go.
03:49All inside.
03:50It is.
03:50Woo!
03:51Good job, baby.
03:52Oh, wow.
03:53Go big or go home.
03:55Are you looking for sure I'm in the bushes?
04:00Actually, I really feel like I need to bring it up with him about the alley thing.
04:03You absolutely should, but you should do it over the glass of mine.
04:05It's just you and him.
04:07Yeah.
04:08No, absolutely not.
04:12Are you excited about your fire?
04:13So excited.
04:15Not as excited as me.
04:17Yeah.
04:18You're like an arsonist.
04:19I'm not an arsonist.
04:20I just appreciate that.
04:20Fire Romania.
04:22Bah.
04:24Yeah.
04:26Hey, you.
04:27That looks beautiful.
04:30So you're doing lobster tails, and what else are we doing tonight?
04:33Baby back ribs.
04:34Oh, amazing.
04:34I've been braising them all day.
04:35Tonight, really super cash, grilled lobster, grilled ribs, beautiful vegetables.
04:42I love cooking barbecue.
04:44It's enchanting, darlings.
04:46Do you want some pork or lobster?
04:48Or both.
04:49Pork?
04:49Yes.
04:50Really yum.
04:51Guys, lobsters and that food is here.
04:54No, guys.
04:55It's the dancer.
04:57Can I be the fire dancer?
04:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:58Okay, good.
04:59Okay, let's get this done.
05:05Are you in?
05:07Come on.
05:08Come on.
05:10Come on.
05:11I don't know if you really like this now.
05:14I know.
05:15In Yarding, it's difficult to make close connections that are genuine, because you're kind of forced
05:22to be with each other.
05:23You have the nicest lips.
05:25With Eddie, he's sweet and compassionate.
05:28When he speaks to me, the way he hugs me, it feels good.
05:34We'll see you later.
05:37Oh, hi.
05:38How are you?
05:40I'm Daisy.
05:41Nice to meet you.
05:41Nice to meet you.
05:42How are you?
05:43Yeah, you go ahead.
05:44Guys, look behind you.
05:50Wait a second.
05:54You have my attention.
05:58That's really close to his face.
05:59We're not giving it close.
06:01Woo!
06:02Awesome.
06:03Okay, Daisy, he's coming on far.
06:06Damn.
06:08Okay.
06:10Oh, .
06:10These are not bad.
06:12Do you want to try?
06:13No.
06:14Small one.
06:15Woo!
06:17The gays know how to blow, baby.
06:20Three, two, one.
06:22Yeah!
06:23Oh, my God!
06:24He does practice the water.
06:25It looks hard.
06:26That is gross.
06:28Hold on.
06:32Daisy wants to do it.
06:33Sorry.
06:34Three, two, one.
06:36Whoa!
06:39Okay.
06:40That was hot day.
06:42I knew you wanted bad birthday, dude.
06:44I'm wearing gasoline all over me.
06:46Can we wrap up and head back?
06:47Sure.
06:48Katina, Katina.
06:49Yeah, go ahead.
06:50Yes, I'm ready for a pickup if you want to come in with the other tender.
06:52But, mate, let's just get the hell out of here.
06:55Let's go, let's go, let's go, team.
06:58Welcome.
06:59How was it?
06:59Dude, it was just sick.
07:01It's like a dream come true for any show.
07:03Oh, really?
07:04No.
07:07Okay, gentlemen, let's go.
07:09Are you good?
07:09Would you like a warm towel?
07:10Thank you so much.
07:12How was dinner?
07:13Ms. Bean did a really good job of blowing fire.
07:16Yeah.
07:16I'm sure she is.
07:17Oh!
07:21I'm dead.
07:22Wait, who is Ms. Bean?
07:24Bean!
07:25What's her actual name?
07:26Lithia.
07:26Okay.
07:27Are we hot-tabbing?
07:28Yes.
07:28Should I wear my cheetah thong?
07:29Put on your cheetah thong.
07:29But my ass is so white.
07:31How was it Katina with no one there?
07:33Didn't really do much to be honest.
07:34I had a two, three hour break.
07:36Are you being serious?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Me and Eddie were in the sauna.
07:41You are, you are too.
07:42Yes.
07:43Do you think that Kaplan's gonna let me and Eddie sit in the sauna?
07:46The less he does, the more I have to do.
07:49It's actually impossible for Mike to do less.
07:51Alicia, take life way too seriously.
07:54Relax.
07:55Everything's gonna be okay.
07:58Whatever.
07:59Hot tub time.
08:01Oh, here we go.
08:04Oh, .
08:06Are you okay?
08:07Are you okay?
08:08I'll see you at 7.30.
08:10Hey.
08:11Hey, how's Guy?
08:12How was the beach?
08:13It was pretty hectic.
08:16Yeah.
08:16How are you?
08:18Good.
08:19Mike, do you just concentrate on cleaning up?
08:21I've cleaned the whole boat today.
08:23Well, that's your job.
08:25No, it's not my job.
08:26Cleaning the boat.
08:27I've got various jobs on this boat.
08:30Not a cleaner.
08:31My decks do.
08:32You just have to follow instructions.
08:33That's it.
08:34Mike is definitely developing an ego,
08:36and if he doesn't stop,
08:38it's gonna cause a problem.
08:40And he doesn't want a problem with me.
08:43Okay, goodnight.
08:44I'll see you in the morning.
08:45Goodnight.
08:48You wanna go to bed?
08:49It doesn't need two of us up now.
08:51Hi.
08:51She's back.
08:55Guys, can I get you any more drinks?
08:57Any water?
08:58Wait, who's the other crew that we were talking to?
09:00Jenna.
09:01Jenna.
09:02She's funny.
09:03I love Jenna.
09:04Oh, did we tell her?
09:05It was a different reaction.
09:07How about you?
09:08We went to her.
09:09We were like, Ms. V was breathing fire out of her mouth.
09:11She said, of course she was.
09:13She's only butthurt,
09:14because she's only housekeeping.
09:17I can say so much more, but I'm not.
09:19Oh, please do.
09:20We love our fire breathing, Ms. V.
09:22No, no, no, no, no.
09:24I'm going to bed.
09:24Goodnight.
09:25No.
09:27And now I'm causing trouble everywhere I go.
09:41You see, you can off.
09:56Morning.
09:57You're good.
09:58Hi, Agla.
09:58Thanks, you.
09:59Are we going to sleep?
10:01Uh, sort of.
10:05The ants are starting to come back.
10:09Yeah.
10:11What are you doing for breakfast?
10:12The usual.
10:13I'll do some scrams.
10:15Buenas dias.
10:17What's been going on?
10:18Not much, Benny.
10:19How are you?
10:19Yeah, not too bad.
10:20I have to talk to Elena, Brad.
10:22I'm trading on dangerous water.
10:25So your head's not there?
10:26No.
10:26Uh-huh.
10:27You know when you let something happen and you're like,
10:30Yeah.
10:30I should have stopped before it happened.
10:33But you can't help yourself.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Just be honest.
10:36Now, if you think it's not there,
10:37the chat with Ellie probably needs to have them.
10:39No.
10:40Today.
10:40I've developed feelings for Daisy,
10:42and it's only fair to everyone that I clear things up with Ellie.
10:45I don't know how she's going to take it,
10:47but if I don't stop it now, I'm .
10:50I can't let it keep going.
10:52Yeah.
10:52Because it'll just get worse.
10:57Coming up.
10:58What flavor is the egg supposed to be?
11:00It tastes like dish soap.
11:01It's just a massive .
11:03Put washing up liquid on the eggs.
11:17How'd you sleep?
11:18Oof.
11:19Well, I don't really remember last week.
11:20It's great.
11:21I'd like to want to get an iced coffee.
11:23Yeah, of course.
11:23Are we deflated in all your balls or just?
11:26Pulling them off.
11:27Pulling them off?
11:27Yes, yes.
11:28Okay.
11:29Mm-hmm.
11:30Mm-hmm.
11:33Mm-hmm.
11:34Mm-hmm.
11:35Mm-hmm.
11:35Mm-hmm.
11:35Mm-hmm.
11:36Mm-hmm.
11:37That was rude.
11:42Yeah, let's roll.
11:43That is general.
11:49What a beautiful day.
11:52Ready to roll.
11:53Good morning.
11:54Good morning, Captain.
11:54How are you?
11:55Good.
11:55How'd you sleep?
11:56Good, really good.
11:58If you have a second, I need to go over today with you.
12:01Yeah, come to the bridge.
12:02So today, we're doing the drag night for dinner.
12:05Yes.
12:05Everyone is...
12:06Look, the door's closed.
12:07Look, the door's closed.
12:08Everyone is supposed to be doing their own makeup.
12:11I think...
12:12Oh!
12:13You found me.
12:14I did.
12:14Thank you very much.
12:15Back today.
12:16Back today.
12:16Yeah.
12:17Okay, so when is your makeup artist or art?
12:19Around one-ish.
12:20I begged him to do this.
12:22I paid him $12,500.
12:24So I need to sneak him on.
12:26I really appreciate you for being so accommodating
12:28and making this happen because I don't want anyone
12:31to get wind of what I'm gonna do.
12:33That's fine.
12:34So we'll do breakfast at 9.30?
12:35Does that work?
12:36That's perfect.
12:36Okay, great.
12:37Then everyone will be eager to get in the water.
12:39Snorkels on, see some turtles,
12:41sneak the makeup artist on, and they'll be none the wiser.
12:44Yeah, that's perfect.
12:44Thanks.
12:45This is a primary guest's request.
12:47It's obviously very important for him.
12:49We need to get this right.
12:50Thank you guys so much.
12:51Of course.
12:52I want you guys to get everything you want.
12:54Happy?
12:55Happy, happy, happy.
12:57Jason, we are ready to lift anchor when you are.
13:00Come here.
13:00Start lifting.
13:04Oh my God, that is a fabulous house.
13:07Anchor in the pocket.
13:09Cover that.
13:10That water is like emeralds.
13:12It does feel nice over here with the breeze.
13:16That didn't last long.
13:18Okay, forward ink, forward ink.
13:19You can be ready on the anchor.
13:20Copy.
13:21Can I get anyone anything?
13:23I think just breakfast.
13:24Okay, cool.
13:25Gally, Gally, we have six guests at the table.
13:28Cool.
13:29Jenna, can you go down and help the service?
13:31You can lower the anchor now.
13:32Copy.
13:32Three.
13:38Three shackles in the water.
13:40Copy that.
13:40Lock it down.
13:41All right, we're ready.
13:42Can you throw some black pepper on there?
13:44Yes.
13:45A little olive oil as well.
13:46Yes.
13:47Olive oil?
13:47Just do swirls.
13:50Yeah.
13:50Okay, Daisy, Daisy.
13:52Soft scrammies, yeah?
13:54Yeah, are you taking this?
13:55Yes, I am.
13:55Okay, great.
13:56Oh, look at you.
13:58Oh, Lord.
13:59Look at her.
14:00She's like Priscilla, queen of the desert.
14:04Just a little bit, please.
14:06I got poached eggs as well, if you like.
14:09Thank you, too.
14:09Coming through.
14:11There you go, sir.
14:13Guys.
14:14Body looks like rested.
14:16Does your egg taste weird?
14:19My eggs taste like dish soap.
14:21Literally, it tastes like Dawn.
14:23Ben?
14:23What's up?
14:24Wait, what did you guys put in the eggs?
14:27Pardon?
14:27What flavors the egg's supposed to be?
14:29Yeah.
14:29I didn't tell you.
14:30It tastes like dish soap.
14:31Like, someone actively put a whole thing of dish soap in it.
14:37I'm not sure if that's supposed to be eaten.
14:41Um...
14:43Let me go down and check.
14:45Hello, hello.
14:46What are you asking?
14:47Clean up.
14:50Guys, I'm really, really sorry.
14:52I'm gonna fix all this.
14:54They put dish soap.
14:56I actually didn't, because they're in the same little...
15:00Oh, my God, they have.
15:01Smell that.
15:02What the ?
15:04How you up scramble eggs?
15:05I thought you were being funny.
15:06Hey.
15:07What's up?
15:08Is it true?
15:09What?
15:10That this is washing up liquid?
15:13Put washing up liquid on the eggs?
15:16Yep.
15:18It's a shame.
15:23In all my years of being a chef,
15:26no one has even found a hair in the food.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:32Everything is kind of in slow motion right now.
15:35Oh, my God.
15:37I'm thinking I'm getting fired.
15:39It's just a massive f*** up.
15:41It's a shame, because they're really f***ing good eggs.
15:44I actually didn't taste it.
15:46I can smell it.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:49Oof.
15:51I hope they use non-toxic.
15:55It's a shame.
16:03What the f***?
16:05I still have the taste in my mouth.
16:06It was so soapy.
16:08How you up scramble eggs?
16:09I thought you were being funny.
16:10I don't know why that's over here.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:13I like squeezy bottles.
16:14I put my dish soap at home in there.
16:17Okay.
16:18Yeah, I'm really sorry.
16:19Don't worry.
16:20It's good.
16:20I got your back, all right?
16:22It's gonna be fine.
16:23You've got my back.
16:23I don't blame you either.
16:24It's fine.
16:25I blame myself.
16:26Hey, Daisy, you've got to apologize one more time.
16:28I will, I will, I will.
16:29And then we're dropping it.
16:31Okay, how can I help?
16:31Can I do something?
16:32Not really, no.
16:34Would anyone like some fresh scramble eggs?
16:35Take that s*** down there.
16:37We're really, really sorry about that.
16:40Oh, that looks great.
16:40Can the chef come out and have the first bite?
16:42Mmm.
16:43I can confirm it's safe.
16:45They're really good.
16:46No, it is good.
16:47What's up, sexy?
16:49Why don't you come and say hi to Elena?
16:50She's having a rough morning.
16:52Why is that, Elena?
16:52I put dish soap in the scrambled eggs.
16:55Pardon?
16:56What was that?
16:56Uh, so you know how this soap looks exactly the same like olive oil?
17:02You're joking.
17:03I'm not joking.
17:04It happened by accident.
17:07I'm kicking myself because I saw it happening.
17:09I said we've got to get a label on that and it just didn't happen.
17:12Sorry, Cap.
17:13Um, okay.
17:14Wow.
17:16Soap in the eggs.
17:18I'm actually quite embarrassed.
17:19We really have to make it up to them and hopefully they can put it past them.
17:22Hey guys, who's been swearing?
17:24I want the eggs taken off the bill.
17:26Yeah.
17:26Well, I'm sorry for that.
17:27That's okay.
17:28Reduce the tip.
17:29No, don't do that.
17:30Oh, we already did that.
17:34Good job.
17:34There's no rush.
17:35I'm just going to take you over there to go snorkeling.
17:37I'm going to go get that tip back.
17:38Yes.
17:40Seen it.
17:42I'm so excited for snorkeling.
17:44I'm not going.
17:45I'm going to troll.
17:46Oh.
17:46Yeah, Devin and I are going to hold down the floor.
17:48Oh.
17:49Gorgeous.
17:50I'm going to head downstairs.
17:51Is everything okay?
17:52Everything's fine.
17:53Oh, Devin, look at this little float that we're setting up right now.
17:56This is where we're going to hang out this afternoon.
17:58Ugh.
17:59Hey, boys.
18:00There's something about gone awful.
18:03You guys are going to meet here this afternoon?
18:04We are.
18:05We're always here.
18:05Yeah, I do.
18:07Deb and I are staying.
18:08Are you not going to go snorkeling?
18:09It's not my name.
18:10This is annoying because we have come up with a plan to get this makeup artist on board.
18:15Now, how are we going to get them on without ruining the surprise?
18:17Yes, for sake.
18:19We're ready to go, everyone.
18:21Okay.
18:21Perfect.
18:22Barbecue.
18:23All crew, we have two guests staying on board.
18:26Please be careful when the makeup artist arrives.
18:29Remember, this is a secret.
18:32Okay, everyone.
18:33Ready to jump in.
18:33This is lovely.
18:34Do it.
18:35Unbelievable.
18:37Beautiful.
18:50You can never block clip-on speedos.
18:53I know.
18:54I took it.
19:06Do you reckon I can, like, turn nude?
19:09No.
19:09Hey, Eddie.
19:11Yeah?
19:11I'm trying to bring this glam person onto the boat now.
19:15Just try and distract them then.
19:17I need more of my margarita.
19:19Hi.
19:20Are you going to go paddle boarding?
19:22Oh, you want to go paddle boarding?
19:24It'll be good.
19:25I'll work ice.
19:26Yeah.
19:27Eddie, Eddie.
19:28The two guests are coming now to go paddle boarding.
19:31All right.
19:31Copy.
19:33You shouldn't have said, Eddie.
19:35Sometimes, honestly, it's not always the best policy.
19:37Yeah.
19:38To the edge of the buoy, around the buoy, at .com.
19:41Yeah, because I'll be, like, a bit downwind.
19:43Oops.
19:52Yeah.
19:53Yeah.
19:53When's your massage spotlight opening up?
19:55Do you have any space available for later on this week?
19:57Definitely not.
20:00Hello, hello.
20:01How are we good, everyone?
20:03Starting engine.
20:04Welcome.
20:05Hi, nice to meet you.
20:14Hi.
20:18Hi.
20:19He's up in your cabin.
20:20I'll go check on them.
20:21Super.
20:21Thank you very much.
20:23Excellent.
20:24Hello.
20:25Hello.
20:26Girl.
20:27Good to see you.
20:28Good to see you.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30Oh, God.
20:32Lots for lunch.
20:33Sushi.
20:34We're going to do in-room dining for the glam artist, Anne Tyler.
20:38For lunch today, we are making lovely sushi rolls.
20:43And they won't have soap on it.
20:44No soap for you.
20:47Oh.
20:49This table setting is actually cute.
20:50That's very cute.
20:51All right.
20:51Let's do this.
20:52Please.
20:54Can I get a croissant martini?
20:56Perfect.
20:57Let's go.
20:58That looks amazing.
21:00Delicious.
21:00Thanks, Daisy.
21:01You're so welcome.
21:02Can you bring that up?
21:04Hi, guys.
21:04Got one here?
21:05Espresso martini?
21:06There you go.
21:07No problem.
21:08Oh, my God.
21:08This sushi looks amazing.
21:10Let's just start, honestly, right here on the bed.
21:11On the bed?
21:12Yeah.
21:12How's everyone's day been?
21:13Yeah, good.
21:14Oh, you're going to be part of Tyler Paul's drag race tonight?
21:17I'm probably going to end up winning it.
21:18Come on.
21:19I'm doing everyone's makeup, so.
21:21Oh, yeah.
21:22Yeah.
21:22Was there a makeup artist on board, I heard?
21:26Did Tyler smuggle one on?
21:31We haven't heard of it.
21:32I don't know.
21:33Oh, man.
21:35Oh, God.
21:36All right, guys.
21:37Enjoy.
21:37This is a big **** up.
21:39Oh, it's fun way that lasted.
21:41That bitch got a makeup artist to come on board.
21:44Um, did the guests know that there's a makeup artist yet?
21:47No.
21:48You didn't tell them.
21:50Oh, my God.
21:50Well, no one's told me this.
21:52Tyler's been keeping his fries under wraps for his gas.
21:54He's flying in his go-glam technician.
21:57It's a secret surprise.
21:59Like, everyone knows that it's a beast, right?
22:02The primary's going to be pissed when he finds out.
22:04That cheeky little ****.
22:05I mean, dead serious.
22:06He's going to lose his ****.
22:09So we're going to bring this up tonight?
22:10Yeah.
22:12Jesus **** Christ.
22:22That bitch got a makeup artist to come on board.
22:24That cheeky little ****.
22:26The primary's going to be pissed when he finds out.
22:28You ****.
22:29Probably went out the back of my head
22:30because I haven't spent much time with the guests.
22:32But you can't do that.
22:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:34It's a big thing on the background sheet.
22:36And, like, we went to a big effort today to, like, sneak them on.
22:39Like, you're not listening when I'm giving critical information.
22:42It's quite a big ****.
22:44Yeah.
22:44So you need to go and fix this.
22:47Mikey loves to run his mouth.
22:49So instead of doing it for something negative,
22:51maybe you can do it for something positive.
22:53Go and make these guests happy.
22:55I would just get your charm and go up and charm them.
22:58Right.
22:58Right, I got to get started
23:00because I spent a fortune bringing her out here.
23:02You can start pulling for dinner.
23:03Copy that.
23:10What's happening?
23:11Not much.
23:12How say is everything on your side?
23:14Yeah, **** sure.
23:15Can I hop in any way?
23:17Mike spilled the tea and surprised.
23:20I'm pretty pissed off.
23:22OK.
23:24OK.
23:25I don't want to be the one that's ****ed up.
23:28Look, I've already been in enough **** this season.
23:30I don't want to be in any more.
23:32So I have got some dance to do to get myself out of this one.
23:36Like, everyone needs that information.
23:38Yeah.
23:39There's no chance I'm getting caught from this one.
23:41Well, if there's anything I can do to help, I will.
23:43Fire's up.
23:43I got your back.
23:45Room service.
23:47Hi.
23:47Hi.
23:48I didn't realise we're drinking.
23:50There you go.
23:51Cheers.
23:51Enjoy.
23:52No problem.
23:52So, I heard I spoiled the secret at the table.
23:55Yeah.
23:56It was my fault.
23:56I want to apologise for that, by the way.
23:58No, no, no.
23:58Yeah.
23:59We need to make sure that Tyler doesn't find out.
24:01OK.
24:02OK.
24:02We'll see.
24:03Yes.
24:03It's a deal.
24:04It's a pact.
24:05Do you think Spencer will say anything?
24:07Yeah, definitely.
24:08That would be the harder one to convince, I think.
24:10All right.
24:12Hi.
24:12I think the girl's, like, really good at doing make-up.
24:15I know that Jen's quite good at make-up.
24:18Oh, good.
24:18Yeah.
24:18OK.
24:19Leave it with me.
24:20Over we go.
24:21Two, three.
24:23Jenna, Jenna, Alicia.
24:25One of the guests would like some help doing their make-up,
24:27because they've never done it before.
24:29Happy.
24:32Who is it?
24:33Hi, it's Daisy.
24:34Hi.
24:35Can I come in for a second?
24:36Yes, she just wanted to talk to you right this evening.
24:39Right, which one's Spencer?
24:41Does seven work for CutWalk?
24:42Seven should work.
24:43Yeah?
24:44And then will we say, like, 7.45 for dinner?
24:46Yeah.
24:47OK, thank you.
24:48Daisy.
24:49Which one's Spencer?
24:49He wants a drunk.
24:51Which one's Spencer?
24:51Oh, which cabin is he in?
24:52I'm not sure.
24:53He's not in these two.
24:54OK, so let's be in that one then.
24:55That's fine.
24:57Spencer?
24:58Yes?
24:59I need to have a quick chat with you.
25:00Apparently you weren't meant to know what.
25:01There's a secret make-up that's coming, and I was like,
25:04oh, because I'm in serious trouble.
25:05But yeah, I just wanted to see if I can try and keep it on the down.
25:08Can we make a pact?
25:10Nobody will find out.
25:11Good luck.
25:12All right.
25:12Thanks for chatting, Noah.
25:13I appreciate it.
25:14Ah, .
25:16Sweat, man.
25:17Alicia, do you reckon we'd have a dresser that I could fit into for service?
25:22I have a really sultry number.
25:24Yeah?
25:25Ben, I need your help on how to make a cake work so it's worth it.
25:29All right, let me give some thought.
25:30I got you, OK?
25:31Although I know that both menses normally don't work out,
25:36I would really like to make things work with Zhao.
25:38He's kind of like playing the lottery.
25:41If you're not in it, you can't win it.
25:42But I've wasted all the time with boys.
25:45Zhao is like a grown man.
25:48He's like a high-stake lottery ticket.
25:50Like, if you win, it's life-changing.
25:53It does mean a lot to me.
25:55All right.
25:56Ben, the makeup artist is joining for dinner.
25:59What time's dinner?
26:00Do you know?
26:007.45.
26:01OK, all right.
26:02Perfect.
26:03Mike.
26:04Yeah?
26:05Possibly, will you MC this catwalk tonight?
26:08I'm more than happy to.
26:09I'm going for a shower.
26:11I'll be back in a quarter or two.
26:13Can you get into your block really quickly?
26:14Five minutes.
26:15Copy, Daisy.
26:18None of the other boys know I'm getting some help,
26:20so I don't say anything.
26:21I don't have irons.
26:22It stays between me and you.
26:23Bend your head forward.
26:27I've never seen a man with boobs.
26:29I don't have irons.
26:39All done.
26:41All done.
26:41Let me know if you need my...
26:44You're on top of things there?
26:46We're in pretty good shape.
26:47We need to step up tonight.
26:49We've got it.
26:49Fine.
26:51All right.
26:51So, dinner's at quarter to nine, all right?
26:54Oh, nice, okay.
26:54Is that right?
26:54No, wait, wait, hold on.
26:55Is it 7...
26:57Is it 7.45 or 8.45?
26:59I think it could be 7.45.
27:01I'll check, I'll check.
27:05That's so too good.
27:06I really, really need you.
27:08Yeah, what do you mean?
27:09Look, I need your help right now to get, like, all done,
27:11because you took way too long to do the makeup.
27:14No, no, honestly, can we organise that later?
27:17Okay.
27:20Yeah, we'll see.
27:25I really need to know.
27:26Hey, Daisy, what time is dinner, please?
27:29Ben.
27:29F*** me.
27:30Jesus f***ing Christ.
27:32I've told the whole...
27:35F***.
27:36I have told the whole crew at 7.45.
27:397 for cocktails in the sunset, 7.45 for dinner.
27:42I'm f***ing annoyed.
27:44People should be less reliant on me at this stage of the game,
27:47but it seems like the opposite is happening.
27:49And this is another perfect example
27:51how they don't listen, they don't communicate,
27:53and they don't do their f***ing job.
27:56F***ing God.
27:58Jesus f***ing Christ.
28:09Put this one on top of that one.
28:11The catwalk is going on over there.
28:18Why do girls do this every day?
28:20It's gonna be such a fun night.
28:27Where the f*** is Mike?
28:28Mike, meet me on the side, actually.
28:30He said five minutes,
28:31and it's been, like, about 45 minutes.
28:35Jesus f***ing Christ.
28:38Mike?
28:39Yeah?
28:40Yeah?
28:40What are you doing?
28:41Have to do me, yeah?
28:42Can we go?
28:43Okay.
28:44So is the dress.
28:45I'm a basic bitch over here.
28:47Mike.
28:47I'm back.
28:48Start setting up.
28:48Hey.
28:50I'm gonna look at that recipe you gave me.
28:52I'm gonna pull out the mascarpone.
28:55Yeah, but that's with the icing.
28:56I'll do the icing for you.
28:57It takes no time.
28:58It's okay.
28:59And I'll do the whole thing.
29:00It's all about the strut.
29:01Do you wanna show us your best strut?
29:06Oh, yeah.
29:07To the top.
29:11Hey, baby girl.
29:12Just try it on first.
29:13Fantastic.
29:15That'll do.
29:17Unruh.
29:18Crown.
29:32I know I look f***ing great in a dress.
29:34But you cannot hide that big balls.
29:37So obvious.
29:39Oh, my God.
29:40Call me Edwina.
29:42I love that.
29:45You get the door.
29:46You look poor.
29:47I don't.
29:47Grab my phone.
29:48Let's go.
29:49Are we the first ones here?
29:50We are.
29:51You guys look great.
29:53There we go.
29:54Everything looks amazing.
29:55I need a massage tonight after doing all these boys' makeup.
29:59Everyone except Tyler.
30:00There we go.
30:01We're gonna bring it out like this.
30:02All right, you get dressed and I'll see you upstairs.
30:04Oh, they're here.
30:06Oh, my God.
30:07We got Tyler coming out parading his money.
30:10How are we?
30:12Oh, my God.
30:14Oh, my God.
30:15I love it.
30:15Look at you.
30:16That's amazing.
30:17Oh, my God.
30:18Did you do Snooki again?
30:20This is ridiculous.
30:20Yeah, it's too much.
30:21It's too much.
30:21Well, no wonder it took you so long.
30:23She beat that place to...
30:25There and back.
30:26Well, I had to do hers, too.
30:27You are lying.
30:29It looks like she's done this before.
30:31Me?
30:32Professionally.
30:32No.
30:33I am not gonna be happy if Tyler finds out Mark spilled the beans.
30:36Like, it was a simple request and our crew f***ed it up.
30:40That looks so bad on our team.
30:42I would withhold tip for that.
30:44All right, let's go upstairs.
30:45Let's go.
30:45Crew, crew, do you want to come to standing?
30:48I can't be on my way.
30:50Ooh.
30:52Oh, wow, wow.
30:54Welcome, welcome tonight to Katina's Drag Race.
30:58Are you all ready for it?
31:00Yeah!
31:01Let's give it away for our first queen.
31:03She's not yet to play.
31:04She's yet to slay.
31:06Angela Little.
31:09Elektra Smashed.
31:11Lady Bible.
31:12Yeah!
31:14Next up, Veronica Plath.
31:16She's the ring.
31:17What?
31:17This world can't stay in love.
31:21Wow, now we really getting loud.
31:23It moves.
31:25Oh baby, you can't watch the wall.
31:27Unless we have...
31:28Melania Twink!
31:29Melania Twink!
31:30I just wanted to thank everyone for being here.
31:33Especially my makeup artists.
31:35What?
31:35To the layout.
31:37But we might have one more contestant.
31:39Please!
31:42Here we go.
31:51Round of applause for Alina!
31:54Who's ready for some dinner?
31:57Well done, everyone. That was amazing.
31:59That's a big project.
32:01Don't do the meringue.
32:02Lemon and chocolate, they don't work,
32:03but orange and chocolate works really well.
32:05I have to watch his favorite cake
32:06because of the lemon meringue cheesecake.
32:08It's gonna be nice.
32:09You're going crazy on this one.
32:11It's a good thing.
32:13Gally, gally daisy.
32:15Fashion show is over.
32:16It is gonna be happening soon.
32:18Oh, .
32:19Copy that.
32:20I need to get this risotto done.
32:22A vodka dirty martini?
32:24And who would like the tequila?
32:26Where's my Cosmo?
32:28Come on, baby, you gotta be quick with it.
32:29I know, I just can't find anything.
32:31I like the Cosmo when you get a chance.
32:34Absolutely.
32:34Is that my necklace you're wearing?
32:36I don't know, at least he grabbed it.
32:38I don't know.
32:38It's not here.
32:39But it's just shaped as a chest bullet.
32:41Hi, Mikey.
32:43If you're looking for something to do,
32:44there's loads upstairs.
32:45What?
32:46Are you big boss?
32:46There's nine guests upstairs.
32:49And only me making cocktails.
32:51I'm not looking for something to do.
32:53And if you want to take a seat,
32:55we're almost ready for dinner for you.
32:56You want to sit over there?
32:57What's it down?
32:57Yeah.
32:58Oh, dinner's ready.
32:59Oh, I hope they're lighters.
33:00Oh, it's incredible.
33:01I would love this.
33:02Once you've done that,
33:03you can come for service.
33:04Oh, wow.
33:05The flowers are real.
33:06It's the only thing real at this table.
33:08Mike helped Jenna with turndine.
33:10That's fine, perfect.
33:11Tyler, we just want to tell you
33:12that you're beautiful.
33:13Oh, thank you, honey.
33:16Naturally.
33:18What?
33:19At lunch, a certain deckhand
33:20told us a certain thing
33:21about someone receiving extra assistance.
33:24Wait, who tells you?
33:26Mike.
33:26Yeah.
33:27What the ?
33:28Who does it?
33:29Let's see having shits.
33:30All right, here we go.
33:32Done.
33:33Boom.
33:33Let's go, let's go, let's go.
33:35Filet mignon, leek and garlic risotto
33:38with a pork reduction.
33:40You're serving us?
33:41Wow.
33:42A big thank you to Tyler.
33:43Love you.
33:44Anytime.
33:45I'm so happy that you all came.
33:46Seriously.
33:47He has a boyfriend who has a full staff yacht.
33:49Oh.
33:50Here's something else.
33:51Money makes the world go round.
33:53Of course.
33:56What's this?
33:57We did our hair with something
33:59that we think you might recognize.
34:02Oh, my goodness.
34:04Is this squeeze on it?
34:07Oh, yeah.
34:09Oh!
34:10I brought 10 of them.
34:11Oh, that's good.
34:12I should not touch that.
34:14I'm getting out of this.
34:15I don't know how to speed up,
34:16I'm getting the water.
34:17All right, I'm changing to a bathing suit.
34:20Can you just start your Alex back?
34:21So, Marina?
34:21Yeah.
34:21Final stretch.
34:23Final stretch.
34:24Yes.
34:26That's the boat right there.
34:27Thank you very much.
34:29Go to bed.
34:30Thank you for your help today.
34:32It's finally over.
34:34I've waited for this all day.
34:36Question.
34:37Did you release the cat out of the bag
34:39that I had a makeup artist come on board?
34:42No.
34:43Wasn't me.
34:44Just because I told everyone not to say anything.
34:47And now everyone's mad at me
34:48because I had a makeup artist come on board.
34:50Oh, really?
34:51If I did, I would tell you the truth.
34:52But I don't know who it was.
34:53You don't know who it was?
34:54Yeah.
34:54Okay.
34:55There's only one way to get away with this.
34:58Deny, deny, and deny.
34:59If I find out who said it, I'll come and tell you.
35:03No problem.
35:05I didn't just get away with that.
35:13I know I need to break it off with Ellie,
35:15but I'm stressing because I don't want to be the reason
35:18that Ellie has a s*** time on board,
35:20and I don't want to hurt her feelings,
35:22so I've got to figure it out.
35:24I'm going to bed.
35:25Get me if you need me, okay?
35:26Thank you for the pleasure today.
35:28I've got plenty to do.
35:29Okay.
35:30But we can depend on each other though, right?
35:32Sorry?
35:33We can depend on each other.
35:34I don't want to have this conversation.
35:36I know what I'm doing.
35:38Mike.
35:38I know what I'm doing.
35:42We'll sort this out tomorrow.
35:44I can't really depend on you at the minute.
35:46No, I'm too tired.
35:46Mike.
35:47I'm really tired.
35:48Please.
35:49Yeah, that's right.
35:49Just stay away from each other.
35:51I don't.
35:51That's what I'm doing.
35:52I'm so tired.
35:53Please.
35:53Hello, dear.
35:56My feet kind of hurt.
35:57Standing on my tippy toes all night.
35:59Yeah.
36:00Is it finally bedtime?
36:02Good night, guys.
36:03Are you excited for your birthday?
36:05I am.
36:07I do want to speak to you though.
36:08Yeah.
36:09About what?
36:10I like you.
36:11And I think that our friendship and stuff is strong.
36:15I guess I'm trying not to go back to my, if I, if we continue, then I feel like I'm
36:23letting
36:24my weaknesses win.
36:25Oh, really?
36:26In that way.
36:27Well, because I'm just, I feel like I don't want to close myself off from something that's
36:35great and then ruin something between us by allowing something to be more.
36:42Yeah.
36:42And then, you know what I mean?
36:43I'd rather maintain what we've got than to ruin what we've got.
36:47Okay.
36:47I don't know.
36:48Does that make sense?
36:49Am I?
36:50Uh, sort of.
36:52Let me try to process this.
36:53Okay.
36:54Clearly you're, you know, you're having some sort of doubts and you're kind of uncomfortable
36:58about things and whatnot.
36:59So I think we should just, um, be friends.
37:03You know, if this was just a thing and it would have been, then it would be easy for
37:08me just to carry on.
37:09Right.
37:10But there's more to, and, um, yeah, I just don't want to, I just want to break that part.
37:18I don't think that way.
37:19If I like somebody, I like somebody.
37:21That's it.
37:21I like, I have blinders on.
37:22I don't care about anything.
37:23I see that.
37:25I would still love to hang out with you.
37:27Okay.
37:27Nothing changes.
37:28Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
37:32I'm going to go to bed.
37:33All right.
37:33I'll speak too late.
37:35See you.
37:36I'm kind of confused by the message Zhao is trying to deliver, but he says that he's
37:43attracted to me and he wants to get to know me.
37:45So I think we're kind of on the same page.
37:48I'm so happy that Ellie's taking to me wanting to be friends with her.
37:51It feels like a pressure relief off my shoulders.
37:53I've got everything off my chest.
37:55I can finally maybe speak to Daisy.
37:59What a relief.
38:05What a relief.
38:17Good morning.
38:18You're up early.
38:20Good morning.
38:20Are you not very hungover?
38:22Actually, I am.
38:25What's the best recipe for a lemon meringue cheesecake?
38:29Ooh, a lemon meringue cheesecake sounds amazing.
38:32For f***ing sake.
38:34One popular recipe involves three main layers.
38:37Oh, it's so nice to hear another noise in here.
38:40Yeah.
38:40I'm going to help you, okay?
38:41Okay.
38:42Morning.
38:43I've been up since five.
38:45What?
38:46Thinking about Mike and Alicia.
38:49They were f***ing at each other last night when I went to bed.
38:51Yes.
38:52He has no right to go off at him.
38:55No, I agree.
38:56I'm pissed at night yesterday.
38:57Why don't you set some strict boundaries?
39:00Yeah, I'm going to have to.
39:02Mind boggling that they can't put their personal s*** aside.
39:07Reminder, I am younger than both these idiots.
39:11That was breakfast.
39:12This is another perfect f***ing example.
39:15We have guests on board and Eddie's woken up early to make Jeremiah a birthday cake.
39:20What the f***?
39:21How is that what you're thinking after yesterday?
39:24There's nothing else to be done.
39:25No f***ing prep.
39:27You can't make a cake for the f***ing guests.
39:29You can't make their muffins.
39:30I'm not telling you.
39:31If breakfast service is s***, then I have soap in the f***ing eggs.
39:34It's just bulls***.
39:35Everyone is so f***ing selfish.
39:37Oh, I want to get f***ing laid so when guests are on board, I'm going to make a f***ing birthday
39:42cake.
39:42Good morning.
39:43Morning.
39:44Morning.
39:45How are we feeling?
39:46100%?
39:47No.
39:47Oh my God.
39:49Morning.
39:50Morning.
39:54Okay, start with the feeling first or start with the crust first?
39:57The feeling.
39:58The crew, the crew.
39:59Start picking up, Anka.
40:00Copy that.
40:04Can I talk about your breakfast menu?
40:06You may.
40:07What are you thinking?
40:08Lamb chops, smoked salmon, and then we should do a nice frittata.
40:13Also, make a shower birthday cake.
40:16Nice.
40:17What?
40:18Don't what?
40:19Don't bring it up with me.
40:21What?
40:21I don't think right now is the time.
40:23I think it's crazy to me.
40:25I know, but she got up early.
40:27I can't even.
40:28I just can't be following this conversation.
40:29Don't get stressed.
40:31I'm hanging on by a thread.
40:33Ellie.
40:34We need to wrap this up.
40:35We've got an hour and everyone wants it to be a good breakfast.
40:39Mainly Daisy.
40:40Anger is home.
40:41Let's get out of here.
40:44Okay, breakfast time.
40:46This is nice and warm if we should.
40:47Where's Daisy?
40:48I'm here.
40:49All right, lamb chops while they're still warm, please.
40:52And this is still warm.
40:53And frittata.
40:54Oh, look at that pretty necklace.
40:57Hey, hey, Daisy.
40:59Daisy.
41:00I've got my hands full.
41:03Give me a second.
41:06Can we get some green?
41:07Yeah, yeah.
41:08Some green.
41:09Yum.
41:09Look at that.
41:10Lamb chops.
41:12It's like dinner all over again.
41:13Daisy?
41:14Yeah.
41:14Would it be possible we get a mimosa, please?
41:16Yeah, of course.
41:17Can you get a mimosa, please?
41:19Okay, dear crew, I'm going to proceed in.
41:21Eddie, just remember, steady and opening and closing for distances.
41:25Why couldn't they take the batteries up?
41:27Just start by them four times.
41:29Because they'd rather do them one at a time.
41:31Daisy, sir, please.
41:32Interior off.
41:33Radio communications, please.
41:35Guys, don't be on the line while they're docking, please.
41:38There's one of me.
41:39What's up?
41:40Why is there one of you?
41:41Because we've got someone upstairs.
41:43She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
41:45All right.
41:47There you go, mate.
41:49F*** me.
41:49I can't be in a hundred places at once.
41:51We want the frittata gone.
41:53F*** sake.
41:54Honestly, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
41:56Like, I'm the only person who knows what's going on.
41:59I feel like I'm the only person who's channeling my energy into the job and the guest experience.
42:04Everybody else is on their own trajectory.
42:06What they want to do.
42:08She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
42:10You'd handle the stress really well.
42:12It really is starting to feel like a f***ing joke.
42:15The sun is great.
42:16F***ing to be f***ing to go.
42:22Next on Below Deck Down Under.
42:24This afternoon, you're going to knock off early.
42:26You're going to go to a villa.
42:27What?
42:29Vacation!
42:31Hi!
42:32You said to me that I'm not into early because I like Daisy.
42:35Oh, my God.
42:36I'm going to go away.
42:37This is awful.
42:38You have a problem with him.
42:39He has a problem with you.
42:41The two of you sort this s*** out together.
42:43You need as a f***ing head is a problem.
42:45I need.
42:46I f***ing need.
42:47I am done with this.
42:48I am done with it.
42:49Watch the bonus.
42:52We be incessant.
42:53Here's a Grey Day faces.
42:54You have a problem with yes.
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