00:04Harry Potter. Such an honour it is.
00:12Who are you?
00:13Dobby, sir. Dobby the house elf.
00:18Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in
00:22my bedroom.
00:23Oh, yes, sir. Dobby understands. It's just that Dobby has come to tell you...
00:30It is difficult, sir. Dobby wonders where to begin.
00:34Why don't you sit down?
00:36Sit down? Sit down?
00:44Dobby, shush, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you or anything.
00:48Offend Dobby?
00:51Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard.
00:57Like an equal.
01:00You can't have met many decent wizards, then.
01:03No, I haven't.
01:05That was an awful thing to say.
01:08Bad Dobby!
01:10Stop, Dobby!
01:11Bad Dobby!
01:12Dobby, shush!
01:12Dobby, please, stop!
01:18Oh, don't mind that. It's just the cat.
01:23Bad Dobby!
01:24Stop, Dobby!
01:25Stop, Dobby!
01:25Please be quiet.
01:27Are you all right?
01:30Dobby had to punish himself, sir.
01:33Dobby almost spoke ill of his family, sir.
01:37Your family?
01:38The wizard family Dobby serves, sir.
01:41Dobby is bound to serve one family forever.
01:44If they ever knew Dobby was here, but Dobby had to come.
01:50Dobby has to protect Harry Potter, to warn him.
01:55Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year.
02:00There is a plot, a plot to make most terrible things happen.
02:07What terrible things?
02:08Who's plotting them?
02:10Oh, he can't say.
02:14Okay, I understand.
02:16You can't say.
02:17Don't make me.
02:18Don't make me.
02:22Don't make me.
02:23Put the lamp down.
02:25So, when they arrive at the ninth hole.
02:31Give me the lamp.
02:36Dobby, stop.
02:40Get in there and keep quiet.
02:43What the devil are you doing up here?
02:46I was just...
02:48You just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke.
02:51Sorry.
02:54One more sound and you'll wish you'd never been born, boy.
02:58And fix that door.
03:00Yes, sir.
03:04See why I've got to go back?
03:06I don't belong here.
03:07I belong in your world.
03:09A Hogwarts.
03:10It's the only place I've got friends.
03:12Friends who don't even write to Harry Potter?
03:15Well, I expect they've...
03:18Hang on.
03:19How do you know my friends haven't been writing to me?
03:23Harry Potter mustn't be angry with Dobby.
03:26Dobby hoped if Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him,
03:31Harry Potter might not want to go back to school, sir.
03:35Give me those.
03:37Now.
03:38Now!
03:39Dobby.
03:40No!
03:41No!
03:42No!
03:48No!
03:52Dobby, get back here.
03:59Dobby. Please, no. Harry Potter must say he's not going back to school. I can't. Hogwarts is my home.
04:10Then Dobby must do it, sir. For Harry Potter's own good.
04:16It's spread as far as I can see, all over the floor. It's this deep. And one plumber said, look
04:22at all that water. And the second plumber said, yes, and that's just the top of it.
04:37I'm so sorry. It's my nephew. He's very disturbed. Meeting strangers upsets him. That's why I kept him upstairs.
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