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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Ep
Love Request From My Enemy Ep
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56It's so hard.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Paul!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Asshole.
00:02:50All right.
00:02:52I broke something to be ensured.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey.
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:46your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your wife a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot. I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:20and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:40and so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come on.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:33you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, the family queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jenna's a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:40Chen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Chen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:06:58She does look like you.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well, Hayley, I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence.
00:07:33So did you.
00:07:34Oh, no.
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have feel it in the eyes, man.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened, and I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't put on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55I'm not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59I don't know.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:26Oh, shit.
00:12:28Oh, shit.
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:36What?
00:12:50Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:55Delete it.
00:12:56Please.
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:57Oh my God!
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cor? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:50Amy!
00:14:53Amy, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:26Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Up there, huh?
00:15:55No.
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:15:59Mm.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:14but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41Where?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:45No.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name, but the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his bed video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I told me.
00:19:21So you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it? Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though.
00:21:30So...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend rears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:21:59No.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I see...
00:22:11How you touch him like this.
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:44It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life!
00:24:00what was i thinking we are from two different worlds he just wants to play with me but why
00:24:06did i want to kiss him so badly why didn't you come to school today i got into a car
00:24:16accident
00:24:16really are you okay you have to keep me in the hospital till prom he was right who nobody which
00:24:23hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you no no you can't i look miserable now you
00:24:29need to
00:24:29see me in style fine if you say so so are we going to prom together oh yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her whoever needs a charity case
00:25:02oh you oh me why is she so lucky cole's never been this way with any other girl people think
00:25:10you're really lucky to be my lab partner i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it it's okay we didn't know each other more i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though like uh how close are you with your mom what is he trying to do
00:25:35it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:54so are you going to prom yeah i'm gonna go well i don't know so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim are you jealous of me me jealous no why would i be jealous oh because
00:26:08i think you so
00:26:09secretly want to be you are so full of yourself you can do this on your own yeah
00:26:16no way it's a self-locking door really this corner is gonna be back in an hour i'm sure
00:26:22it'll be fine i'm stuck here with you for a full hour no okay sorry am i that bad i
00:26:28think maybe we
00:26:29can pick up where we left off don't worry maybe trust me and do we're keeping our distance this time
00:26:35actually yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that it was supposed to be special at prom and not
00:26:55just
00:26:56bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this why don't you regret it you know we can do more if you want
00:27:29okay i've been wanting back a lot more than you think so you want me
00:27:37i think you know how much i want you
00:27:42do you want me do you want me oh my god how long have you two been in here i
00:28:01really need to change
00:28:02this walk are you two okay oh yeah yeah we're good we're okay
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen what didn't happen hey wait it's just hormones
00:28:22jake can you still play after your accident relax i'm not dead wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:34i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard huh
00:28:47are you all better after your car accident do i know you why is he being so standoffish is he
00:28:53trying
00:28:54to give me a surprise or he heard something about cole you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers she was in a real car accident according to you so is guacamole
00:29:07wizard i can't do this anymore cole wait oh
00:29:17what's up guys um we were just chatting chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:28hey just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks they're your favorite right
00:29:35how did you know that tough day huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my
00:29:41favorite he couldn't be cool could he
00:29:50the truth is um a dickhead
00:29:54you honestly get out of your bro you came to my table bro and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again cole is jealous we got a problem here cole we don't have a problem
00:30:13right tell cole to get my ball and we don't have a problem jake it would take me forever to
00:30:19find one of
00:30:19your balls i have the ball now can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27yes cole and jake are fighting over haley maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake hey what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad wait
00:30:40seriously yeah just one little catch you have to pretend to like hallie raw
00:30:47all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:52i'll be
00:30:52at my desk i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole but if he's really jake
00:31:00then maybe this was always going to end you've literally been sorry for five minutes i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him why are you making it so weird about jake we literally made out of
00:31:09a
00:31:09sword room maybe maybe i've known jake longer no you don't how do you know that you're going to prom
00:31:16with someone else stop acting like you're serious about me you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:41hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:54are you asking me to prom too cheesy no it's cute the accident the mozzarella sticks he is guacamole
00:32:05wizard so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me i i should feel happy
00:32:13but why does this feel so wrong hey can we not
00:32:21hey can we not dude seriously what is your problem my problem here dude does that mean my lab
00:32:27partner have work to do and you're out here to strike me with bad puns wow that is some weak
00:32:33shit man huh that's weak shit is this weak shit oh my god
00:32:48wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait i can't colt put me down put me down put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off jen why do you hate me so much cool you and i we're not that different and if
00:33:23you'd realize and
00:33:24give me a chance i think that we would make a great match like say if you asked me to
00:33:29prom i might
00:33:31say yes jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to prom with me
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich and our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:46i don't know how romantic i think i'll pass you're going to regret this cole edmunds
00:33:57if i message corcamole wizard i wonder if jake's phone were ding
00:34:15um i'll talk to you later i'll see you around school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:20okay he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:26hayley
00:34:36jeez
00:34:43here i'll get it
00:34:50oh you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone i don't care i do care here we
00:34:57are
00:35:15i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked because
00:35:25i pay attention to what you like
00:35:28i noticed it at lunch the first day you were watching me just don't go to prom and shag
00:35:51move
00:35:53colt is talking to hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other jake unless you don't
00:35:59want
00:35:59that internship that my dad got you obviously i do okay then break them up idiot
00:36:04uh what do i do i do i've got a few ideas
00:36:13hey look
00:36:16someone would take you to prom all right i promise yeah really like who i mean the whole school hates
00:36:21me except for jake and you but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey oh hey jake hey how um i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37the other night yeah it was
00:36:40so sexy you're so sexy jake what are you talking about
00:36:46hey i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:36:59oh
00:37:01oh my god
00:37:20Stop! Guys, stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:29Father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09No.
00:39:25Sorry!
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jen!
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:12Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:14Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey! Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means... it means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:56Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Rich kid for Bronco.
00:42:00Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:04You're kinda sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:11Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh my god.
00:42:13Thank you!
00:42:16Oh my god.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh my god.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:01What?
00:43:11Yeah, yeah.
00:43:12Guacamole wizard.
00:43:13When can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard.
00:43:17I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my god!
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages!
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard!
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore!
00:43:28Show em' what you really like!
00:43:48There you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone!
00:44:12I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop!
00:44:45Stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:33No.
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right!
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:45:56No.
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:38He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:43End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward. Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:13Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Vax.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:19No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:24Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:27Good job.
00:48:39What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:52Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:02Those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get perfect tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Paul?
00:49:53I'm so scared.
00:49:55Thank you, Mike.
00:49:55Oh, man.
00:49:59You're all right.
00:50:00That's your fault, Trap.
00:50:07You're all right.
00:50:10I'm so scared.
00:50:10Go!
00:50:12Come on, Dan!
00:50:13I'm so scared.
00:50:14We're away!
00:50:14I'm sorry.
00:50:16You're right.
00:50:17I'm so scared.
00:50:17I'm so scared.
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay. You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:33Hm. So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Hey, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car!
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley!
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Haley, come on, you don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley!
00:52:36What the f-
00:52:37That's me.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:44Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Oh!
00:53:03Hi, Haley. I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right. I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you. Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Wanna go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What? What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Hayley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her on myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Hayley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Hayley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though, because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I...
00:56:50I mean, I...
00:56:53I always hoped it was you.
00:56:56That's who you hoped.
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04They're hot, no?
00:57:06They're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13Remember those things I said we could do?
00:57:16May I go?
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22I'm getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:26I hope you made my new outfit together.
00:57:49Friends.
00:57:49The emblem is a real world.
00:57:49That's what, I love you.
00:57:50Oh, you, I'll be at your location.
00:57:51I wanted to, I have a very close time.
00:57:52Okay.
00:57:53Okay, sex for sex with me specifically.
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right, all right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll take that as a one.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Eggnance?
00:58:11Mm, oh God, no, I fully expect you
00:58:14to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:22I'll ask you in a minute, no?
00:58:24Stop it.
00:58:27Um, same.
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:35Okay, but the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Aw, I would've asked you earlier,
00:58:45but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:46Oh God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:51No, but I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Waiter.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds,
00:59:01and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would've guessed?
00:59:08I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:37Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:44You are a big pro.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh, I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41I want 10.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:01Thank you!
01:01:02Oh my God!
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:09I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12This is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22It was fun.
01:01:23Since where's your dad?
01:01:24Yes.
01:01:28Hey, uh, most time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah.
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:47Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, daddy, if I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:17Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all,
01:02:39of this petty drama, but quite frankly, you are the worst, and I think it's time that you
01:02:47are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:51I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:02:55Ow!
01:02:59Ow!
01:03:01Ow!
01:03:02There was no internship!
01:03:05You lied to me!
01:03:07Ow!
01:03:07Ow!
01:03:08Ow!
01:03:08Ow!
01:03:12Ow!
01:03:12Ow!
01:03:12Get her!
01:03:13Haley, catch.
01:03:18Oh.
01:03:19Oh.
01:03:19Oh.
01:03:19My princess finally has a crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:33Oh.
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:37Oh.
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no.
01:03:42That's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yeah, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:03And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:06And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy prime.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my son.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:42Yeah, you do.
01:04:42Oh.
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