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Cayman Cardiff Is My Office Fiance 2026 Dramax
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00:15Oh
00:16Okay, time to go. What is this? It's 6 a.m. Oh my god, baby. It's too early
00:21First of all, let me be very clear. I am not your baby
00:25Second of all get out of my house before I call security. Are you crazy?
00:28No, just very busy
00:30You are seriously kicking me out after all the fun we had last night
00:37Last night was fun for you. For me, not so much. Time to go
00:42Rapido, rapido, let's keep going, keep it going
00:45Hey, listen, don't you know who my father is? You couldn't have had it all. I'll be treating you like
00:51a queen by now
00:52That is quite the offer for a one-night stand
00:54You listen to me. No man in their right mind would ever, but not ever marry you
00:59Do you understand? You are going to die alone, you heartless fucking cow
01:04Well lucky for me, I would rather die than get married
01:07To you or to anyone
01:08Goodbye
01:12My shoes are still there
01:15Fuck
01:19You're so naughty
01:20Oh, listen, I gotta go out there
01:22I love you too
01:24Well, you look happy this morning, Brian
01:26Did your boss die or something?
01:28I don't think Satan can die
01:31But it's promotion day, baby
01:33I don't know how you do it
01:34Honestly, you just have to know how to handle a filly like her
01:38Jenna's tough
01:39I'd rather work for Jenna than anyone else at the company
01:41Even when she is being a co-
01:42A new script came in
01:47I need you to redo the whole thing
01:49Right
01:51Big wigs are waiting for you in the conference room
01:53This is it
01:55I've worked my ass out for this
01:57And what a fine
02:00Job you've done
02:02I know that shit eating grin
02:04What do you want?
02:05It's promotion day
02:06For you and me
02:08I'm just dreaming of my new window office
02:09Ooh, out of the question
02:11What?
02:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no
02:13I have done everything you've asked for three years
02:16You made a deal with me when I took this job
02:18I stayed with you and put it with all of your-
02:20Look, Brian
02:21I am the boss
02:23You are the glorified secretary
02:25I decide who gets what around here
02:27You jump when I say jump
02:29You bow down when I say so
02:31Got it?
02:33Yeah
02:34So
02:36On your knees
02:47That's a good boy
02:54Don't say shit
02:57Hi
02:57Ah
03:00Jenna
03:01We've had our eye on you
03:03And we'd like you to be the next CEO
03:06Thank you
03:07However
03:08There is one little snag
03:11For you to be our CEO
03:13You're gonna have to be married
03:15Huh?
03:16That cold-hearted bitch
03:18No promotion, huh?
03:20That's it, I'm gonna quit
03:21I'm gonna go in there and tell it right to her sadistic fucking face
03:27I'm sorry
03:28I'm sorry, you're saying my options are
03:31I get married in a week
03:33Or I forfeit the CEO position?
03:36Where is this coming from?
03:37Shareholders
03:41You know my son Devin
03:42He's our newest board member
03:45As of this morning
03:47We know it sounds a little backward
03:49Shareholders expect traditional family values
03:53As a single woman, you're just too intimidating for these guys
03:58Jenna, we need to talk
04:01Alright?
04:03I can't hold it in any longer
04:04Me neither
04:05Surprise!
04:07We're engaged
04:09Whee!
04:20Oh
04:25Yep
04:27Engaged
04:27Brian
04:30Seriously?
04:32It's been three years
04:34Arnhem
04:35Brian Arnhem
04:35My assistant and the love of long life
04:39Oh!
04:40Right
04:41Is this true?
04:44Of course it is
04:46Jenna King is my
04:48Kind
04:49Sweet
04:51Loving
04:52Beyonce
04:58Damn
05:00What do you say to her?
05:02It's all settled then
05:04We'll get the paperwork made up immediately
05:06Next week after the wedding
05:08We'll make it official
05:10Of course
05:12Engaged means
05:13We'll be getting married next week
05:16It's different when you say like
05:19Congratulations
05:21Congratulations
05:22See you at the wedding
05:26You're going down King
05:27Not if things went the way they did last night
05:39What the fuck?
05:41What the fuck?
05:42What the fuck?
05:44I know
05:45Look they weren't going to give me the position unless I
05:48Said that I was married
05:50I panicked
05:51Oh
05:51Well you can keep panicking
05:53Cause we are not getting married
05:55I came in here to tell you that I quit
05:58What?
05:58And that you're a selfish asshole
06:03Oh
06:04Okay that sounded a lot more harsh
06:05Out loud
06:06What are you going to do about it huh?
06:09Fire me?
06:10You are selfish Jenna
06:12Yeah but so are you Brian
06:14Oh?
06:15What do you want?
06:18I want a raise
06:20Fine
06:20No no no I want a promotion
06:22Then the raise
06:23This is not a fucking magic lamp
06:25Oh well then I'll just tell them you lied
06:26Oh Devin
06:27No no no no no no
06:28Fine fine
06:28You can have a raise
06:30And promotion
06:31And your promotion
06:33Yeah
06:35I didn't know you were so annoying
06:37Oh well
06:39I certainly knew you were
06:42You're engaged?
06:44How could you?
06:47What are you doing?
06:51Panicking
06:53Nothing
06:59It's not like you would tell your ex-girlfriend that you're even seeing someone?
07:03What?
07:04Betrayal
07:05Tasha, come on
07:06We went out for one drink
07:09And then we slept together for months
07:14Don't
07:15Oh don't touch me
07:16As an inter-office relationship you both are subjected for an HR interview
07:23Answers to this interview are considered on the record and result in considerable fines if found to falsely represent the
07:30relationship
07:31I mean that doesn't sound legal
07:33I don't make the rules, Mr. Arnhem
07:35But I do
07:38Isn't that funny?
07:41As you know, it's a very powerful company
07:44Which means that if we ever find out that this engagement of yours is a sham
07:49Not only will you lose the CEO position, but we will ruin you
07:55Legal or not
07:59Right
08:00Question number one
08:01When was the first time you two were intimate?
08:07Oh, you owe me a big time
08:11It was, uh, after the Poulsen style party
08:15Yeah, Ms. King, Jenna, invited me as her plus one
08:22Clark, honey, you said you would do it
08:25No, I don't want to
08:26Stop
08:37And, uh, we shared a very, very special night
08:41What?
08:43What?
08:44We need to stop
08:46What are you
08:47No, I'm not
08:48Come on
08:49Come on, show me
08:51What do you got?
08:52Best move
08:53Step touch
08:59Come
09:00A little bit
09:09Can I kiss you?
09:11Such a gentleman
09:14Time to go
09:22Thanks, bud
09:24Let's go
09:29Yep
09:30That was the first time we were intimate
09:33Charmy
09:34Moving on
09:36What is Jenna's favorite underwear?
09:39This is ridiculous
09:40Standard procedure
09:42Yeah, but if you don't want to go through it, I'm more than happy to tell the board that you
09:46were receiving the offer of CEO
09:50Black lace
09:52From Agent Lace
09:54Collab with Lovely Design
09:55Is it also standard procedure to, uh, have her strip right here to prove it?
10:00This is so funny
10:01He's so funny
10:02Yeah
10:04Favorite movie?
10:05Speed 2
10:07Favorite flower?
10:08Peonies, especially when they're not in season
10:15Well, you two seem to know a lot about each other, right?
10:18Brian
10:19But Brian, did you happen to know that your fiancee here, she was cheating on you last night
10:25With me?
10:30Yeah, well, we, uh, had a sort of last hurrah moment
10:36And, uh, honestly, I'm just surprised that she spent her last hurrah slumming it with you
10:44You two better watch her back because I'm coming for you
10:47And I'll expose you
10:49And then I'll ruin you both
10:53Good luck
10:56Tasha
11:05That was brutal
11:06I can't believe you slept with that guy
11:08You're one to talk
11:10Touché
11:13He's right though
11:16If we're gonna do this, we need to really commit
11:20You need to move in, tonight
11:24Here
11:25Take my card
11:26I'll cover any moving expenses
11:29Look, this isn't ideal for me either
11:32Believe me
11:33But we need to make it at least look like we're on a united front
11:41By the way, how did you do that?
11:42Know all the answers to the questions
11:44It's like you were living in my brain
11:47Jenna
11:47No
11:48It's literally my job to know and anticipate everything about you
11:52Well, it's creepy
11:54Hey, just be glad they didn't ask anything about me
11:57What is that supposed to mean?
11:59You know absolutely nothing about me
12:02That is incredibly untrue
12:04Where am I from?
12:05A farm?
12:09Ville
12:10Nice, how old am I?
12:13Hopefully over 18, am I right?
12:15I'm turning 30 on Sunday
12:17Really? 30?
12:18Yeah
12:18And you're still an assistant?
12:22My bad
12:22I will take you out for a nice dinner
12:28Sunday is the day that we're getting married
12:30Right
12:32Ranger
12:34Oh
12:36This is serious, Jenna
12:39Alright, it's probably fun for you fucking around with finance bros
12:43But this could ruin us
12:45And you might be fine
12:47But I could lose everything
12:49I'm out on a limb for you
12:51I know
12:52I know I'm asking a lot of you
12:54But I swear I will make it up to you
12:57Starting today
13:03Fuck off my ass
13:10That's right, mother
13:12Fuck!
13:17No fucking way
13:20Welcome home, sweetheart
13:22What did you do?
13:23You told me I needed to move in
13:25So I moved in
13:26It's like a fucking manosphere
13:28Threw up on my house
13:31Our house
13:33You know, I'm starting to agree with Devin
13:35This place could use a bit more of a masculine touch
13:38Bro
13:40Oh, and here, these receipts are for you
13:43Get your feet off of the designer chair
13:46Were you raised in a barn?
13:48No, the farmhouse next to the barn
13:57Two
13:58Two
14:00God, I love that
14:06Is this a fucking waterbed?
14:07You know, my landlord would never let me have it
14:09Where is the $3,000 California king I had custom-made?
14:14Oh, right, in the alley, being used by a wino as a toilet
14:18Hey
14:20Don't worry about it
14:22Ah
14:23Oh, come on
14:24Now we can sleep all close and snuggly
14:26Very cute!
14:27Now I can see that you're pleased with yourself
14:30Torturing me
14:30Oh, I thought you'd like it
14:31I don't let anyone sleep with me
14:33Not even hookups
14:36This is supposed to be my space
14:38Away from people
14:40My sanctuary
14:41Our sanctuary
14:43Finish that word
14:45I will smother you with a pillow
14:52If this is going to work
14:54There are going to be certain rules that we both need to agree to
14:58A contract
15:00Got it?
15:01I'm keeping the bed
15:03Keep the bed
15:04I will sleep in the guest room
15:09What does our engagement contract say about consummating the marriage?
15:13Don't
15:13Take that as a no
15:16Okay, engagement contract
15:18Here are the terms
15:21Sleeping quarters
15:23Will be separate
15:26Next add
15:27Physical affection only when required
15:30Like in public
15:32Nothing gratuitous
15:34Gratuitous?
15:40You mean
15:45Take this
15:50Yeah, I'll try to control myself
15:58Good
16:00Nothing gratuitous
16:02No dating or hooking up
16:03Until the CEO paperwork is signed
16:05And my promotion paperwork
16:08Whatever
16:09And...
16:10Full and total verbal commitment to each other
16:12Blah blah blah
16:13I get to pick the wedding DJ
16:14No, no DJ
16:16This is going to be a good old fashioned courthouse shotgun wedding
16:19Except I am not pregnant
16:21Just when I thought you couldn't get any less fun
16:23Where do I sign?
16:26We, Jenna King and Brian Arnhem
16:28Enter into this agreement of engagement willingly and of our own volition
16:32What, were you like a lawyer or something?
16:35Used to be
16:39But I practiced before I joined Purple Rabbit
16:41Now
16:43Sign there
16:45Sign there
17:11Mary and Cody
17:12Your parents?
17:15Your parents?
17:16And you must be Jenna
17:17It's so nice to meet you
17:20Appreciate y'all having us
17:22Right, uh...
17:23Mom?
17:25Dad, what are y'all doing here?
17:27You said you couldn't make it home for your big birthday weekend because of work
17:30So, surprise, we came to you
17:33We went by your old place but your roomie said you were here
17:36And that you were getting married
17:38Right, yeah, we almost forgot
17:42We're engaged
17:43You wanna hear all about the engagement
17:45Yeah
17:46After we unpack
17:47After you what?
17:49Right
17:51Lovely
17:51Are you guys sure you wouldn't be more comfortable in like a hotel or something?
17:57Jenna, they'll stay in the guest room
17:59Family stays with family
18:01And hey, you're family now, Jayma
18:04Jenna
18:05Plus, we wanna get to know the gal that stole Bright's heart so suddenly
18:09So, how long are you guys staying?
18:12We just wanted to stay for the big birthday weekend
18:15But now that you two are engaged, we've got weeks of planning to do
18:22Weeks
18:24Weeks?
18:25Weeks?
18:26Really?
18:27We will be married and divorced by then
18:29Why didn't you tell them that we're getting married next week?
18:32Come on, a courthouse wedding would devastate my mother
18:35She's so excited about this
18:36Just...
18:37Play along for a few days until I find a time to tell her
18:40Fine!
18:42But remember when I said I don't like people invading my privacy?
18:44Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you about that
18:46Are you just afraid of people knowing the real you?
18:48Or is it more of a preservation thing?
18:49Stop guessing about my neuroses
18:53I wouldn't have to guess
18:55If you'd just trust me
18:59I do
19:00Trust you
19:02Obviously
19:03No
19:04You trust me with your schedule and your dry cleaning
19:07Alright?
19:08I know almost everything about you
19:11You know nothing about me
19:16Am I wrong?
19:20I'll sleep on the floor
19:21Uh uh
19:23I am just as stubborn as you
19:25And twice the gentleman
19:27You're on the bed
19:43Hello?
19:44Hello?
19:45I can't wait
19:46You're my apple
19:47Taza
19:49Buffet feast
19:50You're my apple
19:51Taza
19:52Buffet freaks
19:53When I come out to the spot
19:55Got me cooking on here
19:57You're my apple
19:58Taza
19:59Buffet feast
20:01You're my apple
20:06Joining me?
20:12You know for somebody who loves their privacy
20:14You sure hate knocking
20:16Could you just put some clothes on please?
20:19This is incredibly inappropriate
20:21What did you say, boss?
20:23Ah yes, speaking of
20:24Do your parents know who I am?
20:26What do you mean?
20:28Do they know I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not
20:31You know usually I just refer to you by one of my pet names
20:35What pet names?
20:38Satan
20:39Satan's mistress
20:40Devil incarnate
20:41The dark princess of the underworld
20:44Mainly just variations on the same theme
20:47Unbelievable
20:49Truly
20:53I don't think this will fit
20:55I don't think it's a good idea for me to play hokey from work right now
20:58You know important business things and assistant
21:00You could be sick one day
21:01That witch doesn't deserve you
21:03Right Jenna?
21:05I'm sure that witch could do a day without you
21:09Could she?
21:10It's not like she has anything hugely important
21:14No
21:15Going on
21:15Okay, we'll have fun
21:16Aren't you coming?
21:18Didn't you say you were between jobs?
21:21I did say that
21:23Good
21:24So what do you have in mind?
21:27There's a lookout at the top of the mountain
21:29Come on slowpokes
21:31Sightseeing is very different than hiking, Brian
21:34I don't know
21:34Oh god
21:36Oh
21:38I
21:38Oh god
21:46I just
21:46I just need to say
21:48I just need to say
21:49Oh, hey, hey, hey
21:56Okay
21:57Okay
21:58So
21:59More of an inside girlie
22:00Noted
22:01I run every morning
22:03Right
22:05Cut like a
22:06On a treadmill
22:07Like a civilized person
22:11This is my nightmare
22:14What?
22:16Well, all of this
22:17Strangers in my home
22:19Hugging me
22:19A wedding
22:21A wedding
22:23Oh my god
22:23The thought
22:24Of a poofy white dress
22:27Literally
22:28Makes me want to puke
22:32Well
22:33If it's any consolation
22:34I really do appreciate you being here
22:36You know, it means so much to my parents
22:38To be here with me
22:39And
22:40They are psyched about you
22:43Family is everything
22:45Family
22:45Is overrated
22:47Oh, speaking of
22:48I did invite your parents to the wedding
22:51What?
22:53Just kidding
22:55Sort of
22:57I know family is not really your thing
22:58But I did make a few fake invitations
23:00And left them on my desk
23:02And just to really sell it
23:04I just went to Mr. and Mrs. King
23:08Is this fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh, immensely
23:13What do you do for fun?
23:14Besides feast on the unborn
23:16Um, close the red floor stories deal
23:19Review development slates
23:21Sign paychecks
23:22Manage schedules
23:23Order coffee
23:24Work, work, work
23:25You know, there is such a thing as work-life balance, right?
23:29That is the funniest thing I have ever heard
23:31Do you think I like being this way?
23:34I have been there since I graduated
23:36And I still have to work twice as hard for them to take me seriously
23:41You're right
23:42What?
23:43It must suck
23:46You are the most talented producer they have, by far
23:49And it must suck to have to prove yourself time and time again
23:53Oh God, especially when idiots like Devin
23:56Just prance on in because they have a dick
24:00Granted, I assume it's a pretty small, oddly shaped dick
24:04Yeah
24:05But you do deserve better
24:09Here
24:10Thank you
24:14Okay
24:15Now onto the top
24:17Buttercup buttercup
24:25Ma, here, I know how much you love your chocolate chips
24:28Oh, thank you dear
24:30I sure do love my chocolate chip cookies
24:34Jenna, that salad looks delicious
24:37Well, yeah, it's a chopped salad
24:40Are you kidding me?
24:42That's not just any chopped salad, that's THE chopped salad
24:44Extra chopped
24:45No basil, no spices
24:46Just the way she likes it
24:47Wow
24:48You're gonna make a great husband, Bri
24:53Right, yes
24:54Thank you
24:56Babe
24:57Right
25:03Oh, you don't have to be shy in front of us kids
25:05You know, when your father proposed
25:07He couldn't keep his hands off me
25:09Still can't keep me
25:10Oh, stop it
25:11No, please stop, no
25:13No, no, no, no
25:13You won't horn them
25:14See, please don't
25:15See, you're buried
25:15Yeah, that's right
25:18Hey, you know, the old ball and chain
25:23I am not old
25:25Oh, well, you certainly act a lot older than you are then
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah?
25:31At least I don't act like a frat boy
25:33Right
25:34Right
25:34Right
25:35Right
25:43Oh my
26:02Anybody want a drink?
26:03I know I do
26:08Yeah
26:11Oh, pull yourself together, man
26:13It's a contract
26:14Strictly professional
26:16Right
26:18Hi
26:19Do you have anything stronger than coffee?
26:24So Jenna, tell us what you have planned
26:28For what?
26:29Oh, uh, movie, probably
26:33No, silly
26:34The wedding
26:35You are a hoot
26:37Uh, yeah, probably just something simple like a courthouse
26:44Probably next week
26:45Oh, a good old fashioned shotgun courthouse wedding
26:48Exactly
26:50Except I'm not pregnant
26:52No
26:54No
26:54No, you can't be getting married in some dusty old courthouse
26:57Sweetie
26:58Last minute we can work with
27:00But this is gonna be your wedding day
27:02It's fine
27:03Don't worry, Jenna B
27:03I will help you every step of the way
27:07We'll start today
27:09Ah, I'm actually
27:10Oh
27:12What did I miss?
27:13We are going wedding dress shopping
27:16Oh
27:18She loves dresses
27:20Especially wedding dresses
27:21There's bourbon in here
27:22Drink
27:22Mm-hmm
27:27Oh
27:28Isn't everything just so beautiful?
27:32Don't you just love, love?
27:34Uh-huh
27:37Is something the matter?
27:42Maybe this is also complicated
27:45Oh, sweetheart
27:47I'm not gonna lie to you
27:48Marriage is complicated
27:50Mm-hmm
27:51If you follow your heart
27:52You always end up in the right place
27:54And I could see
27:55How good and big your heart is, Jenna
27:58I don't know about that
28:00It is
28:01You gotta believe it
28:06Showtime!
28:09Keep me back
28:11Keep me back
28:12Never make care
28:14Tell me something
28:15You better not share
28:18You're getting ambitious
28:19But falling too deep
28:22Digging way backwards
28:23You promised to be
28:24So never give in to my natural emotions
28:29And keep in your head that you know that we're going to survive
28:33Never give in to my natural emotions
28:36Never give in to my natural emotions
28:37Keep in your head that you know that it just takes some time
28:41Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
28:45Just takes some time
28:47Just takes some time
29:01Yeah?
29:02I think you found the wand
29:05All right
29:11jenna you feeling okay you're looking a little pale yeah yeah it's probably just the
29:16hiking champagne and dancing
29:24i think i'm gonna faint jenna oh jenna jenna you okay
29:34yeah yeah i'm good i'm good okay you look beautiful oh no
29:46she'll be fine take her home here come on we'll get you some rest
29:57you know you weren't kidding when you said wedding dresses really disagreed with you
30:01not the time bry i don't even know what happened oh i talked to the doctor he said you just
30:08had
30:08too much fun a little bit of rest and you'll be right back on your feet
30:20here you can have my uh special blanket yeah there you go some water over here if you need
30:27it too your mom's really sweet by the way your whole family is we'll see where you get it
30:36was that a compliment maybe we should take you to the er
30:41stop don't make me laugh if i can stay sorry sorry
30:48i don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before
30:51really but you make it so easy
30:58my parents never really cared about me like that
31:01it's like their careers and lives are so much more important than me
31:04yeah growing up i was a parent
31:08and i think i just started
31:11seeing and believing really that
31:14showing vulnerability was a weakness
31:17yeah well that sounds pretty hard
31:19made me a good producer
31:21but a bad partner i think
31:23you're not a bad anything jenna
31:26hey we're all humans just trying our best
31:33except devin
31:34oh yeah except devin fuck that guy
31:36fuck that guy
31:39okay
31:43well fuck devin
31:44yeah fuck devin
31:46yeah fuck that guy
31:49okay
32:22Hi. Good morning.
32:26I'm really glad you didn't turn into a pumpkin last night.
32:30Or whatever they have in hell.
32:31Right. Because I'm the devil.
32:42Um, thank you.
32:45It was really sweet of you to take care of me.
32:48What?
32:50Are you still sick?
32:53Do you have a fever or something?
32:55I...
32:57It feels really nice.
33:10Are you feeling okay?
33:19I gotta go.
33:26I gotta go to work.
33:28Bye.
33:34Oh my god.
33:36I love Brian.
33:45Okay, come on.
33:48Wow.
33:49I really have no friends to talk to.
33:51Maybe Brian was right about this whole work-life balance.
33:55Oh shit, my meeting.
33:58Okay, that is a problem for future Jenna.
34:00Just get it together, babe.
34:02And stop talking to yourself.
34:04Starting now.
34:11So, with the new script changes, I wish Brian was here.
34:17Schedule changes.
34:19I can't believe she slept with my husband.
34:21Did I just say husband?
34:23You seem a little distracted, Jenna.
34:26No.
34:27Not a good look for the next CEO.
34:29No, no.
34:30Everything, everything is good.
34:31Everything is great.
34:32Let's just pick this up after the wedding.
34:34You seem to have a lot on your mind right now.
34:37It's funny.
34:40Yeah.
34:43Tick, tock, tick, tock.
34:46It all falls down.
34:49It's two different nursery rhymes, you moron.
34:52Did you just call me a moron?
34:57Okay, I'm just gonna tell him that I have real feelings and be able to think straight.
35:09Jenna!
35:10Jenna, I met your new neighbor.
35:18Clark?
35:21Long time no see, Jenna.
35:24Oh, you two know each other.
35:26I'll start dinner so you can catch up.
35:29Brian will be home soon.
35:30Who?
35:31Uh, Brian, he's...
35:34He'll be home soon.
35:35Okay.
35:37So, what are you doing here?
35:38Funny enough, just moved in.
35:40Down the street.
35:42Why?
35:43You hate this neighborhood.
35:45Things change.
35:46People change.
35:48Look, I'm not the man who I once was.
35:50Okay?
35:51I'm not the one who let you get away.
35:58What we had, it was special.
36:01You can't deny that.
36:02I...
36:03I don't know what to say.
36:04Say it's not too late.
36:06Is it?
36:09Right.
36:14I'm engaged.
36:15Didn't answer my question.
36:16You left me.
36:18You broke my heart.
36:19You don't know how sorry I am, truly.
36:21I wasn't ready then, but I am now, okay?
36:25I'll prove it to you.
36:27I don't have time for this.
36:30Do you love him?
36:30If you do, just tell me.
36:32I'll leave you alone for good.
36:34Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
36:39Clark, would you like to join us for dinner?
36:43Um...
36:43No, no, no.
36:45Sure.
36:46Great.
36:51Come on.
36:52Diane, if you don't mind.
36:53Oh, sure.
36:54Yeah.
36:57Here you go, pal.
36:59Thanks for coming.
37:00Yeah, I appreciate it.
37:01Look at this.
37:03All right, let's...
37:04Okay.
37:05Ooh.
37:06Nice.
37:07Comfy.
37:08Yeah, that's about right.
37:12Craig, could you pass the wine?
37:18Brian, could you pass the wine?
37:27Hi.
37:28I'll do it myself.
37:31Clark said you two go way back.
37:33Yeah, I knew Jen before all sass, no frass.
37:38I rather like strong, independent Jenna.
37:43Sass and all.
37:44Well, any Jenna's better than no Jenna, right?
37:50Uh, Jenna, any wedding progress today?
37:54Oh, no, but we're still planning.
37:57I thought you hated planning weddings.
38:00People change.
38:02Right?
38:24I know you and Clark dated.
38:30But were you ever in love with him?
38:35We were engaged.
38:47Glad to see you're still running.
38:50Mind if I join?
38:50Uh...
38:55May I?
39:03There.
39:09All right, come on.
39:26It was great catching up, Jen
39:30What's up, Brian?
39:33What's up?
39:39Do you eat breakfast?
39:43I did
39:45That plate's for you
39:47Although, I see you are gay
39:48Got a little something left
39:51He is harmless, Brian, really
39:55Right, we're gonna be late to meet my parents
39:59You should put a shirt on
40:10Oh my god
40:11It's so good, do you like this?
40:13It's delicious and very good
40:21Here, broad guy, give Jim some of this
40:25Here you go, sweetie
40:30If it isn't the happiest couple ever
40:37That's a spirit
40:44Dad, these are the board members of my company
40:46The big day is almost here
40:47Are you getting excited?
40:48Over the moon
40:49I just have to figure out
40:51How to smuggle a wedding cake
40:52Into a courthouse
40:53Oh, no, you can't get married to the courthouse
40:57Devin, call the staff
40:59Tell them to prepare the house
41:01For a wedding this Sunday
41:04Can we at least offer you some cake?
41:07Oh, no, no
41:08He's probably really busy
41:10He's got lots of meetings going on
41:12It's usually very
41:15I need you to meet me at the cafe right now
41:20How are you guys doing?
41:21Oh my god
41:22Come right on in
41:24Really good
41:24You know what?
41:25I just realized
41:26We haven't heard the proposal story yet
41:28It must be amazing, huh?
41:29So good
41:30Please, tell us about it
41:32It was actually
41:34It's a really funny story
41:35Really?
41:37Clark
41:41Clark?
41:42Clark?
41:45I thought your name was Brian
41:50Why don't you join us?
41:52We're just hearing about
41:53The proposal story
41:54What if I do?
41:56Go on, Jenna
42:01It was our anniversary
42:04And, um
42:07He wrote me a poem
42:10It was so sweet
42:12And masculine
42:14And hot
42:17And then he took me to a poetry reading
42:20I didn't know you liked poetry, son
42:22I don't
42:23But apparently Jenna does
42:25You know
42:26Ode to a fancy urn is my favorite
42:29Go on, babe
42:30Why don't you tell the rest?
42:32Fine
42:33I will
42:35And then he cried
42:37And he cried
42:38And he cried
42:39And then he got down on one knee
42:40And he proposed
42:41Yeah, well, that's not exactly how I remember it
42:43Fine
42:43Then you tell them
42:49Pre-wedding titters
42:53What the hell are you doing?
42:54Besides single-handedly keeping up this narrative?
42:56No, I mean turning into an unrecognizable puddle
42:59The moment Clark walks into the room
43:00What are you talking about?
43:01Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about
43:03Are you jealous?
43:05No
43:05This is a contract marriage
43:06Okay, so then what is it?
43:08You're putting us both in jeopardy
43:09All right, do I need to remind you
43:10That I have real stakes in this?
43:12My family
43:12I'm lying to them
43:13Okay, well, I'm sorry
43:14If I don't know what you're into
43:15Maybe you like poetry
43:16I don't know
43:17Anything
43:18About me
43:20That is not fair
43:22It is not my job
43:23To know things about you
43:24You're right
43:26But you never tried to either
43:41I came to check on you
43:42I'm fine
43:43I couldn't sleep
43:44I know you, Jack
43:46You're not okay
43:48It's just this whole wedding thing
43:51And Brian
43:52Drives me nuts
43:54He does seem a little, uh
43:56High-strung
43:57Yeah, yes
43:58He's always, like, doing things for me
44:00And not, like
44:00Not, like, in a patronizing way
44:02And, like, supportive way
44:05And he's ambitious and smart
44:07Which is annoying
44:10And he listens to me
44:11Which is so weird
44:14Jack
44:14I can't stop thinking about you
44:18Can I kiss you?
44:27I'm marrying Brian in two days
44:29Look, I messed up
44:30I can see that now
44:31But
44:32If you have an ounce
44:33Of feeling the way I feel about you
44:35Then
44:36Hey, you should be mine
44:38I want to marry you
44:39What?
44:42I thought you said
44:43Marriage was a loss of independence
44:45It's worth it
44:46To be with a person you love
44:50Yeah
44:53You're right
44:58Hey
44:58Think about it
45:08Did you buy it?
45:09Every word
45:11Sweet
45:12Very sweet
45:16Just play the part
45:18Until she falls for you
45:19And break it off
45:20With that loser, Brian
45:21Then you're gonna be free
45:22To leave her again
45:23And I'll get you
45:24The rest of your money
45:25You got it
45:26I'm so glad you're a gang
45:27Win-win for me
45:28I get paid
45:29I get some tail
45:30In the meantime
45:31I kind of forgot
45:32How hot she is
45:33I like you, Clark
45:37Hey, hey, hey
45:39We need to talk
45:42I need your help
45:44To teach someone a lesson
45:48Like a team?
45:50You are a team
46:00I thought you said
46:01You hated hiking
46:03Well, like you said
46:05People change
46:05I'm glad you called this morning
46:07Look, I like Bri
46:09But no one
46:10Makes me feel the way you do
46:23God, I've missed you
46:28Wait, can we, baby?
46:31Here?
46:32Hey
46:32I am all yours
46:34Yeah
46:35Do whatever you want
46:36What about Brian?
46:37What about Brian?
46:39Brian
46:45I don't have to take my shoes and socks off
46:47Right, babe?
46:47I mean
46:47There's pokey stuff everywhere
46:49That actually depends
46:51On if you want to hike down fully nude or not
46:54God
46:58I think I'm gonna puke
46:59I think I'm gonna puke
47:01Oh, God
47:02I know this was part of the plan
47:03But watching that was truly sickening
47:05Oh, well, at least you don't have his tongue in your mouth
47:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
47:08What's going on?
47:10We need to talk
47:11There is nothing between me and Clark
47:15There was at one time
47:16But that is over
47:18I am marrying you
47:23Go to bed
47:26Every time you come into my life
47:27You fuck it up
47:29You're the reason I didn't want to get married
47:31You are a pathetic
47:34Impotent excuse for a man
47:37Even if I hadn't seen this video
47:39Of you and your little dirtbag boyfriend this morning
47:42I knew you were up to something
47:44So I strung you along until I could figure it all out
47:48Thank you for coming to Jenny King's TED Talk
47:50Kobe!
47:51No, no, no
47:51Oh, God
47:52Come on
47:55That's far
47:56Thanks for doing this
47:57Have a nice hike down
47:59Douchebag
47:59Rotten hell
48:01Bye
48:08Oh, dear
48:09You look beautiful
48:11Thank you
48:12I want you to meet Grandma Sandra
48:14She has something special for you
48:16Grandma
48:18Welcome to the family
48:20Huh?
48:21We want you to have this
48:23Oh, I
48:24Really
48:25Oh, yes
48:27Absolutely
48:28Yes, yes
48:29We insist
48:29It's an Arnhem family heirloom
48:32And we want you to know
48:34Every time you look at it
48:36That you belong
48:38Farming
48:39Farming
48:39Fun
48:40And family
48:42Family
48:57Hey, now
48:58I told Jenna this already
49:01But I got the whole CEO paperwork right here
49:04Now
49:05Now
49:05During the wedding ceremony
49:06You're going to sign the marriage certificate
49:08But you'll also sign this
49:10Make it all official
49:12Welcome to married life, son
49:14All right
49:18That's your last chance, bro
49:21I know it's all lies, lies, lies
49:25I'm going to make a deal for both of us
49:27So we can get what we want
49:28If you owe Jenna
49:30I'll promote you to her job
49:33And I'll pay you three times the raise
49:36But
49:36If you go up
49:37And sign that deal
49:39I'm going to make good on my promise
49:41To ruin both of you
49:42My offer stands for five more seconds
49:45Five
49:47Four
49:48Three
49:50Two
49:52You know what?
49:53You're right
49:54You are very consistent
49:57Consistently the biggest
49:59D-bag I have ever seen
50:02Enjoy
50:02Having Jenna as your new CEO
50:05Bye
50:12Thank you
50:14That's all
50:45Thank you
50:45Thank you
50:46Thank you
50:50Thank you
50:51Thank you
50:51Thank you
50:58Thank you
51:00Thank you
51:17It, uh, looks like our pan's gonna go off without a hitch
51:23You sure about this?
51:27Stop the wedding
51:32Shit
51:35Oh my god
51:41This marriage
51:42Is a sham
51:44As you can see in this contract right here
51:47Dated
51:48A week ago
51:50I told you you shouldn't have get it
51:51Not the time, Bri
51:52They have deceived this company
51:54And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen
51:57Oh my gosh
52:00What's he talking about?
52:01I'm very glad you asked
52:03In order to get promoted
52:04Jenna right here
52:06Forced her assistant, Brian
52:08To marry her
52:15Is this true, Jenna?
52:22Thank you
52:29You know
52:29You would have made a really shitty lawyer
52:32What?
52:33Look at the bottom of that page
52:37I didn't sign that
52:40You can wave that piece of paper around all you want
52:43It's not gonna do anything for ya
52:46Cause I made a promise to Jenna
52:48That I would marry her
52:50And that's exactly what I'm gonna do
52:52You didn't sign the contract?
52:54Nope
52:57So you did
52:59All of this because
53:02You're a good person
53:06Well
53:07I'm sorry
53:07I can't do this
53:09What?
53:12You have given me so much
53:14What are you doing?
53:15You've given me years of your life
53:17I threatened
53:19To ruin your career
53:20I forced you
53:22To lie to everyone
53:23I forced you to pretend to be in love with me
53:26Look, you don't have to do this
53:27You cannot stop
53:28I'm sorry you ever met me
53:35Wait
53:37Just let me go
53:39Trust me
53:45I don't deserve this
53:47No
53:48I don't deserve to be a part of your family
53:51You don't get to decide this
54:06I guess
54:07She did all the dirty work
54:08To ruin both of you
54:12That's why you'll never be CEO
54:14What?
54:15Devin
54:16You are an embarrassment to this company
54:19And to our family
54:21If you insist on acting like a child
54:24You are gonna be treated as one
54:26Go to your room
54:28And stay there
54:29Please
54:30Daddy, I can explain
54:32Please
54:43So how you doing, son?
54:45Pretty shitty, dad
54:49I'm sorry I lied to y'all
54:51You do what you have to do for true love
54:53Including never giving up
55:01Everyone can go home
55:02It's over
55:03She's
55:03Gone
55:08It's not over, Brian
55:09Go find her
55:12So what are you waiting for, son?
55:31Jenna
55:33It's me
55:35I know you're in there
55:49Can I come in?
55:50I don't deserve this
55:54Not after everything I've done
55:58But you don't love me
56:01This was all fake
56:03I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have
56:06Do you?
56:08Why are you doing this?
56:10You don't need me
56:11They offered you my position
56:14Jenna
56:15I quit
56:18You what?
56:22Why?
56:23They
56:24Devin offered you the position
56:25That's your dream job
56:27Why would you do that?
56:28I don't want to be anywhere you're not
56:29Brian, I'm
56:30Look, I know what you're gonna say
56:31Okay?
56:33Because I know you
56:34Better than anyone else
56:38And I also know that I love you
56:50And I have loved you
56:51From the day that I met you
56:54Jenna King
56:56And even when I've hated you
56:58Which I have
57:00Many, many times
57:03I've still always been
57:04Head over heels
57:05In love with you
57:07So
57:09What do you say?
57:11No contracts
57:12No
57:12Professional strings attached
57:22Will you marry me?
57:25For real?
57:28I love you
57:29Brian
57:42Brian
57:42Do you take Jenna
57:44To be your lawful wedded wife?
57:46So this is what you wanted?
57:48Do you get married tonight?
57:49I do
57:52I don't want to spend another birthday without you
57:55And Jenna?
57:57I do too
57:57You may now kiss your bride
58:27Put the script in Cayman's hands
58:29See if he likes it
58:30Okay
58:30Oh
58:31Hi
58:33Oh hey, could you get me a coffee?
58:34What happened to our new assistant?
58:35Amy's out there at the desk
58:36Uh, Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:38Sure thing, boss
58:40I'm the really tall guy
58:42Yeah
58:43program
58:54Bye
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