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My Dad Is Poseidon Englishsub
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:36You have to go out!
00:42This is the end of the day.
00:44I have to go for a long time.
00:46I am so happy that I have to go out on the new roof.
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:06you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:11You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:27Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:31Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry.
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a Forrest Nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:57A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:13Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:17This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there.
05:14Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it.
05:16He tracked me.
05:30Leora.
05:31You're my fiancé.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcers?
08:07Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:29Heat's too low.
08:30Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liora's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy!
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liora.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:55Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancee.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liora.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:48Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it,
12:57promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:03Now drink.
13:06Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:17Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:19Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy, help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:40Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:49Whew!
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:13Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha!
16:23You ruined my meal?
16:27Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run.
16:53Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:10You...
17:10Poseidon?
17:13No wonder the power's so pure.
17:17That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya.
17:31Your powers are badass.
17:34You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me?
17:37No way.
17:38Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:40I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait.
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of the Sea Vault?
17:47Whatever.
17:48Let's get home.
17:49That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
17:56Monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures.
18:02He's just a regular guy after all.
18:06I-
18:07I-
18:11I-
18:12I-
18:13I-
18:14I-
18:17I-
18:18I-
18:19I-
18:21I-
18:26I-
18:28I-
18:28I-
18:28I-
18:28I-
18:28I- I-
18:46My liege.
18:48Have mercy.
18:49I didn't know she was your daughter.
18:50I swear it.
18:50I-
18:51Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:54Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:56Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show.
19:21My king!
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:24We swear!
19:25Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:35Yes!
19:35Yes, my leash!
19:37Yes!
19:42Yes!
19:42Yes!
19:42Yes!
19:43Yes!
19:44Yes!
19:46Yes!
19:47Yes!
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth
19:53with myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench.
20:11Right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:14Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
21:00If he is...
21:01tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:53You crash my spot, you die here!
22:03The Sea King, he's real.
22:07Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:14One, two!
22:19Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:27Boss, this bum!
22:34You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done. Get out.
22:40In front of Poseidon.
22:42Your ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:53I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:15Every resource, every contact.
23:17Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:39Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:41Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:45Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:59Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:01Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:14Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:09No, Mommy!
25:12I'm not leaving you!
25:19Kid's mine.
25:21You die.
25:25You... poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:37You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded. Poisoned. Done. The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:56Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
26:50Daddy?
26:56Your hands off her!
27:05You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09My poison!
27:14Jack!
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack!
27:45Keep Lily safe.
27:46As long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:49Shut up and go!
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:10Hit the fire!
28:22Eso!ês!
28:28A mountain!
28:30Ai! Uh!
28:39K Sch
28:40F Rц
29:01Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:07Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:08We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:19I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:40You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy?
30:28What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:44Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:46I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
31:05That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:28Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:44Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You?
32:55In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weaves to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:06I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:22In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:28I won't let him get hurt.
33:29I won't let him get hurt.
33:30I won't let him get hurt.
33:33I won't let him get hurt.
33:37I won't let him get hurt.
33:39I won't let him get hurt.
33:40I won't let him get hurt.
33:40I won't let him get hurt.
33:40I won't let him get hurt.
33:40I won't let him get hurt.
33:41I won't let him get hurt.
33:42I won't let him get hurt.
33:43I won't let him get hurt.
33:44I won't let him get hurt.
33:46I won't let him get hurt.
33:50I won't let him get hurt.
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:30ancient ekithra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:38our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards no matter how strong
34:45you are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry darling
34:51things might turn around lyra veil has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors
34:57to execute this peasant they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you
35:06stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48you're
35:50you
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