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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:12And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:21Now she would know the truth.
00:00:24She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:44The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:49Lisa, that's the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:09The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:35His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And.
00:01:46Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:48So.
00:01:49How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:58Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:33Oh.
00:02:34Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:43I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:49Well.
00:02:50Why don't you just...
00:02:51Chat GBT.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:53I'm kidding.
00:02:54Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look.
00:02:56Why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01I should be writing.
00:03:02Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:07Do you wanna...
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:24Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:29You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Ms. Longclim stole us some time before 3pm.
00:03:48Hurry.
00:03:49Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:02Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the ladies some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:10I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth.
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction.
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:30M.K. Roth has a new novel.
00:04:32I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:36I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:41I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:45That hair.
00:04:46That...
00:04:47The race of a generation.
00:04:48Exactly.
00:04:50Normally, I can get any guy I want, anytime I want.
00:04:54Just look at me.
00:04:55But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:00What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire.
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:35It's all just fiction.
00:05:37Made up.
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:42I'll double your next advance.
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:47Hmm?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:00aah!
00:06:03Aah!
00:06:05Aah!
00:06:07Aah!
00:06:08Aah!
00:06:08Showtime.
00:06:11Aah!
00:06:17Aah!
00:06:18aah!
00:06:20AAH!
00:06:21Aah!
00:06:23Aah!
00:06:23So we meet again.
00:06:25Guess I wasn't dreaming.
00:06:27Aah!
00:06:28I wasn't either.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:37Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking.
00:06:43It was her friend.
00:06:46Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:53Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:06:59What were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer.
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist.
00:07:14I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:27Lisa, hurry up!
00:07:31See a little flicker right here?
00:07:33Yes, perfect.
00:07:34Perfect.
00:07:41I can barely walk in these.
00:07:44You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best.
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:04I hate parties.
00:08:05You know this.
00:08:05Oh, come on.
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen.
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:12Come on.
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:14I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is someone here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming.
00:08:32Tell me what to say.
00:08:34I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now.
00:08:53I am so sorry.
00:08:54I didn't mean to.
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:03Lisa, a word.
00:09:06Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job.
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:12I will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:17Tell me what to do.
00:09:22Well.
00:09:24In Elvenless, she horror the Elven princess attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:29She's quiet.
00:09:30She speaks in riddles.
00:09:31She has an ethereal eroticism to her.
00:09:34Like a sexy alien.
00:09:37That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring.
00:09:40I'll come to you.
00:09:41If you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus,
00:09:45I'm canceling your publishing contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49You think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:52I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa.
00:10:08What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:16That was a bad joke.
00:10:17Look, I feel like I'm falling on my face here too,
00:10:20even if I'm not literally doing it.
00:10:23So,
00:10:24M.
00:10:25Max.
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer.
00:10:34Oh no.
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles,
00:10:38I didn't mean literally.
00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes.
00:10:46Well, you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle.
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:52It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers always cold?
00:11:04Because they're surrounded by drafts.
00:11:11Thank you, Giselle,
00:11:13for the entertainment for the night.
00:11:17I'm going to head out of here.
00:11:19But...
00:11:20And please,
00:11:22respect the personal space, okay?
00:11:26Have a good night.
00:11:29No, sweet!
00:11:30Giselle, just fucking stop, okay?
00:11:32You're warning everything.
00:11:35I warned you.
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana right now!
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:44Ah!
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair, please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight,
00:11:52and it's all your fault!
00:11:54Give me another chance, please.
00:11:56As if!
00:11:57You're not a date doctor!
00:11:59You're not even fit to be a romance author.
00:12:02Not in my company.
00:12:04No, I'm begging you, Miss Von Klimt,
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal.
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom.
00:12:08She needs me.
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa.
00:12:18Thank you, Miss Von Klimt.
00:12:19Don't thank me!
00:12:20Go get me, my man.
00:12:29Nice pool!
00:12:30Tell me all about L.A.
00:12:33I should be home with you, Mom.
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days.
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:39I actually can't talk about it,
00:12:40because I signed an NDA, but...
00:12:42The good news is,
00:12:43I might be getting a big bonus
00:12:44if I don't screw things up.
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:47Except your dating life.
00:12:49Mom!
00:12:49Speaking of...
00:12:50I made you a Tinder profile.
00:12:52You already have matches.
00:12:54Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you.
00:12:58Maybe too sexy.
00:13:00Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while,
00:13:05but that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker.
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny
00:13:08if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire
00:13:11was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana?
00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out.
00:13:18I have to get to work.
00:13:19I have to get to work.
00:13:43Shh!
00:13:45This is hopeless!
00:13:47I've been reading dating books all day,
00:13:48and I haven't learned anything
00:13:50that could help Miss Von Klimt.
00:13:51I'm screwed!
00:14:03I'm so sorry.
00:14:09Please don't recognize me.
00:14:10Please don't recognize me.
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one.
00:14:18A week ago, I would have killed
00:14:19to be recognized by my favorite author.
00:14:21Now I wish I was dead.
00:14:23Hey, why are you crying?
00:14:26Okay?
00:14:39I was just, um, reading a sad book.
00:14:48What were you reading?
00:14:50Think, Lisa, you're a writer.
00:14:52You know about books.
00:14:54Wait, I know.
00:14:56Withering Heights.
00:14:58Not a lie.
00:14:59It does make me cry.
00:15:01Withering Heights?
00:15:01Well, that's one of my favorites.
00:15:04It makes me cry, too.
00:15:05It's so beautiful.
00:15:08And tragic.
00:15:09You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to.
00:15:13Hey, let me help you.
00:15:15I got it, really.
00:15:17Really?
00:15:25Is this yours?
00:15:27I'm not stalking you, I promise.
00:15:30You can admit you like me.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:39I'm a fan.
00:15:41I read your books,
00:15:42because I know you have a new one coming out.
00:15:43So, I was just rereading your last one for about the tenth time.
00:15:49You've read my book ten times?
00:15:52I'm a writer, too.
00:15:53Miss Von Klint's my publisher.
00:15:55So I've heard.
00:16:01Funny seeing you here.
00:16:03Aren't you supposed to be a recluse?
00:16:04Whoever said that obviously spends no time in the library,
00:16:08because I'm here all the time.
00:16:10I love the smell of old books.
00:16:13What are you checking out?
00:16:15That's actually this new author.
00:16:17Um, have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:23But, how...
00:16:24I googled it.
00:16:26I'm not stalking you.
00:16:28I promise.
00:16:31And here is the romance section.
00:16:36Here we go.
00:16:39Oh, yes.
00:16:41I can't wait to read this.
00:16:43Oh, could you take a picture of us?
00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Brushfire.
00:16:48Oh.
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:57Looking forward to your next book.
00:17:01That never happens in Indiana.
00:17:03Hmm.
00:17:05Back to Wuthering Heights.
00:17:06It's...
00:17:06Not to brag.
00:17:08But I happen to own a first edition.
00:17:11Come by my place sometime and check it out.
00:17:13Your place?
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:16Um...
00:17:17How about tomorrow?
00:17:33Hi, Miss Von Klimt.
00:17:36Hi, Poopoo.
00:17:39Poopoo.
00:17:40So cute.
00:17:42Where have you been?
00:17:44And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library.
00:17:55Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58Tell me everything.
00:17:59It actually didn't come up.
00:18:02That could be good.
00:18:03Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon.
00:18:06You?
00:18:08What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Back your bags!
00:18:13You're out of here!
00:18:15Oh!
00:18:15Wait!
00:18:16Wait!
00:18:17Let me explain.
00:18:19You're right.
00:18:21Max is a special case.
00:18:23My usual advice won't work.
00:18:24I need to get to know him better.
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage.
00:18:31I just need some more time.
00:18:32Not a bad plan.
00:18:37What do you think, Poopoo?
00:18:40Should we trust her?
00:18:43I leave for New York this week.
00:18:46If you don't have results by the time that I'm back,
00:18:49you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:18:54Got it?
00:19:00Since the divorce, every moment was pain.
00:19:04James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the gods.
00:19:08But instead of eagles eating his liver,
00:19:11they picked at his heart.
00:19:13Then again, maybe he deserved to suffer.
00:19:27Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it.
00:19:34Lisa!
00:19:35I almost forgot.
00:19:37Just the writing break I needed.
00:19:47Hi, Max.
00:19:50It's so good to see you.
00:19:54Same here.
00:19:58Come in.
00:20:00Do you want some wine?
00:20:01Um, water's fine.
00:20:06Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa.
00:20:09You have a job to do.
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love
00:20:20with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years.
00:20:24Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.
00:20:31I leave for New York this week.
00:20:34If you don't have results by the time that I'm back,
00:20:37you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:44So, Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you.
00:20:50Right now.
00:20:51I mean, romantically.
00:20:54What do you want in a woman?
00:21:00Just look in the mirror.
00:21:05You, Joker.
00:21:10Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14He's supposed to want Giselle.
00:21:15I've got to get his mind off me.
00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:30Lisa, it's a $50,000 book.
00:21:33$50,000?
00:21:35$50,000?
00:21:36Oh, no.
00:21:38I went too far.
00:21:39Please let the book be okay.
00:21:46There's no damage.
00:21:49Luckily.
00:21:50I'm so sorry.
00:21:52Let me clean up.
00:22:00So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03As soon as I finish writing it.
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought.
00:22:06The subject matter is proven quite difficult.
00:22:10It's about a divorce.
00:22:13It's my divorce.
00:22:14I'm so sorry.
00:22:15I didn't know.
00:22:16Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life.
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book.
00:22:22I just can't find the ending.
00:22:23When I have writer's block, I usually try to talk it out with someone.
00:22:27Usually my mom.
00:22:28She gives surprisingly good notes.
00:22:31Thanks, Lisa.
00:22:31But I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.
00:22:35Sorry.
00:22:36Stupid.
00:22:38Thanks for the advice.
00:22:40I can write an ending.
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be.
00:22:45Which reminds me I should probably get back to work.
00:22:58Thanks for coming by.
00:23:01And getting me out of my head for a bit.
00:23:05Anytime.
00:23:17Later, dude.
00:23:25As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:31I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.
00:23:35Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that.
00:23:49I need more info to work with before Ms. Von Klimt gets back.
00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:56He's supposed to date her, not me.
00:24:03Reading by the pool.
00:24:05Reading by the pool.
00:24:05That's platonic.
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today.
00:24:08I'd love to return the favor.
00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow?
00:24:17What am I thinking?
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion.
00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:28He's responding.
00:24:29Please let me down gently, Max.
00:24:31My fragile heart can't take it.
00:24:37Ah, I really needed this.
00:24:42I got the big house, you know, but no pool.
00:24:45You're welcome any time.
00:24:47I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Ms. Von Klimt.
00:24:50It's her house.
00:25:03Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:08Sorry.
00:25:11Creepy, right?
00:25:12We can be creepy together.
00:25:20You're actually reading it?
00:25:22Are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down.
00:25:24It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.
00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:29Probably not where you think.
00:25:32My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:35Non-existent, actually.
00:25:37I find that hard to believe.
00:25:39You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:43It was easier making my characters fall in love
00:25:46than actually risking it myself.
00:25:50Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:55I think you should come out of your shell.
00:26:01So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04Yeah, one more.
00:26:06The next book you release, make it under your name.
00:26:10You are too good.
00:26:12I'll think about it.
00:26:14Hey, can you get my back for me?
00:26:27Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:28You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.
00:26:32Think of Miss Van Klimt.
00:26:50So, Max, I was wondering.
00:26:53The love interest in your last novel,
00:26:57is she based on your ex?
00:27:04Shoot!
00:27:05Shoot!
00:27:05I said the wrong thing.
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:27:14Yeah, I guess what I don't post online,
00:27:16it still comes out in my writing.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:22She's, uh, she's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:26Very different time.
00:27:30It's, it's hard to even imagine myself having a
00:27:33romantic bone in my body.
00:27:35Because all I do is write
00:27:39and avoid writing.
00:27:42Can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my
00:27:46pixie,
00:27:48manic,
00:27:50dream girl.
00:27:51But
00:27:53she was just manic.
00:27:55She was aggressive.
00:27:56She was type A.
00:27:58Workaholic.
00:27:59Obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:01and money.
00:28:03Sounds like Miss Van Klimt.
00:28:05Is that your type?
00:28:08It used to be, yeah.
00:28:13But
00:28:15I'm an introvert, you know?
00:28:18I would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:21than
00:28:22some random
00:28:23L.A. party.
00:28:25if I decide
00:28:26to remarry
00:28:27it's gonna be someone
00:28:29who's like me.
00:28:33Maybe even a writer.
00:28:40Oh no.
00:28:41Today was supposed to be
00:28:42platonic.
00:28:43Abort.
00:28:43Abort.
00:28:44What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot.
00:28:47Are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am so thirsty.
00:28:49Oh!
00:28:49Ah!
00:28:52Ah!
00:28:53Ah!
00:29:09Ah!
00:29:11You okay?
00:29:12Worry about that.
00:29:13That was nice.
00:29:14Ah!
00:29:15Hey!
00:29:16That's so mean.
00:29:18Ah!
00:29:37I'm pruning.
00:29:39You look pretty good
00:29:40for a prune.
00:29:50My phone.
00:29:59Jeez.
00:30:00Is she psychic or something?
00:30:04Miss Van Clem,
00:30:05hi.
00:30:06Any updates on Max?
00:30:11Miss Van Clem,
00:30:16who are you waving to?
00:30:18I just invited a friend
00:30:19over to swim.
00:30:20A fuck party?
00:30:21Show me.
00:30:22No!
00:30:23Of course not!
00:30:26Me likey.
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool.
00:30:30I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:31So,
00:30:32what's happening with Max?
00:30:33I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:36Music to my ears.
00:30:38Poo-poos too.
00:30:40I have good news as well.
00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:48That's amazing!
00:30:49I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:52Poo-poos got a poo-poo.
00:31:00How about some dinner tonight?
00:31:02No little spot by the beach.
00:31:04I don't normally go out,
00:31:06but
00:31:07this might feel special.
00:31:09If you ruin this for Miss Van Clem,
00:31:11your writing career is done for.
00:31:14What are you saying?
00:31:20Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:22Looks good.
00:31:23Ball's in our court.
00:31:24Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:26Come on.
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:30But
00:31:30make sure that she doesn't turn my books
00:31:33into some Hollywood cash-grab franchise, okay?
00:31:36Hey,
00:31:37you're the boss, boss.
00:31:43Max paddled towards me
00:31:44with that same cheeky smirk
00:31:46he'd given me all day.
00:31:48If I didn't know better,
00:31:50I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56Sorry about that.
00:31:57I had a business call.
00:31:59What are you writing?
00:32:03Max, stop!
00:32:05Is this your diary?
00:32:06Oh, no.
00:32:07Max has my journal.
00:32:08How could it be so stupid?
00:32:18On second thought,
00:32:21I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:27You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:37Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:39Yes, I have.
00:32:40Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:42In all seriousness, though,
00:32:44it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:47Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:49Weirdo?
00:32:51Max,
00:32:51you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:54It gets lonely.
00:33:07What's wrong?
00:33:08That food's amazing.
00:33:10Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:16Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:33:21Me?
00:33:22Me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing,
00:33:26so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:27And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:30And you know my work.
00:33:31And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:36I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:39You...
00:33:39trust me?
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:45Should I not?
00:33:46You might not trust me
00:33:47if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.
00:33:52I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:55Thanks.
00:34:00It would mean a lot to me.
00:34:10After dinner,
00:34:11we can print it at the library.
00:34:15Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:18Your place?
00:34:19That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:26Because if he does have other ideas,
00:34:28I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:35Check, please.
00:35:00Careful.
00:35:00Clumsy girl.
00:35:01Clumsy girl.
00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you.
00:35:05Is that right?
00:35:06I'm sorry.
00:35:06please do not share this with anyone the only people I want reading it are you
00:35:12and me okay thank you for trusting me
00:35:23you make it easy
00:35:32oh my god Max
00:35:40oh
00:35:43oh
00:35:44oh
00:35:50oh
00:35:50oh
00:36:01oh
00:36:22Wow, Lisa, I want you.
00:36:25I want you to see him.
00:36:52I want you to see him.
00:37:21What have I done?
00:37:34Oh no, I'm at Max's place.
00:37:37Oh my gosh.
00:37:38Oh my gosh!
00:37:39I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:42Miss von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:51Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:56No reason he can't still fall for Miss von Klimt.
00:38:01Lisa, what are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:10I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:18It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:41Me too.
00:38:46Who's that?
00:38:59Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:10Shh.
00:39:13Where's Spector?
00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract,
00:39:18I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:32Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:43I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:45Nars!
00:39:47Woo!
00:39:56Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:59Lisa?
00:40:26Giselle?
00:40:29Giselle!
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:33What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:38Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:42Er-
00:40:43Jerry.
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57No, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:01I saw him a few times while you were away. Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:12Okay. Nice work.
00:41:13I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is like the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:32Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ah-ha!
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you?
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:50To the thorn tree.
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:42:59Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:01Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, I should get going.
00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Matt.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:20We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be at a bankruptcy.
00:43:26And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:42I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:06But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:23At least I'll die happy.
00:44:26At least I'll die happy.
00:44:34I'll die happy.
00:45:21Max's car? What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript. It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot is coming from you. What do I do about the ending?
00:45:42The main character goes through so much heartbreak. He has a choice at the end. To live in pain or
00:45:49to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel? Do you think you'll find love again? Or not?
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:06But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you. I mean, James. You should get a happy ending. Give the readers some hope.
00:46:24Max! Max!
00:46:28Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Giselle's home.
00:46:32Aren't you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:40Because you're a private person. It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa! Is Max in there?
00:46:58Max! What are you doing here?
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:12Well, actually, I'm glad you're here. Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight. Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:22Actually, Lisa has other plans. Too bad. We'll miss you.
00:47:28Oh.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know. You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05Now, I'm a bookworm, Max. That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights. It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights?
00:48:20What? You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately. It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:26It makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside. Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:37Yeah. Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked. I can't watch.
00:48:57I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you. And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, we work together. It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Well, I gotta, gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night, and good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah. Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:33If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:41Big time.
00:49:45Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what? That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:55Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:02It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go, Lasley?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:22What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:24I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:35Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:58What do I do?
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:27Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max.
00:51:41Be home.
00:51:46Lisa.
00:51:49What's the matter?
00:51:52I...
00:51:54I...
00:51:56I...
00:51:57I...
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:02just breathe
00:52:03calm down
00:52:05you're with me now
00:52:06everything's gonna be just fine
00:52:10I
00:52:11I
00:52:37that bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime
00:52:41wait I know that address
00:52:54Max's house
00:52:57she's dead
00:53:08I should go
00:53:11or I'll miss my flight
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye
00:53:13I didn't expect all of this
00:53:20maybe it sounds crazy Lisa
00:53:23but I'm falling for you
00:53:26you can stay here with me
00:53:28as long as you want
00:53:32really?
00:53:33and if you miss your mom
00:53:35I will fly her here
00:53:36she can stay here
00:53:38there's plenty of space
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair
00:53:43what about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night
00:53:48well then you must have missed me
00:53:49letting her down easy
00:53:50because you are the only one that I want
00:53:56let me think about it
00:53:59alright?
00:54:00take as much time as you need
00:54:14real smooth Max
00:54:21I have to admit
00:54:22I'm curious what she's working on next
00:54:24one little pee couldn't hurt
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more
00:54:38knowing he was forbidden fruit
00:54:40it only made it sweeter
00:54:51what the hell is this?
00:54:56Max I can explain
00:54:58you're writing about us
00:54:59about me
00:55:00I told you my journal's private
00:55:02then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06it does
00:55:08you know
00:55:08I don't want my personal life
00:55:12splattered around
00:55:13Max
00:55:14it's just my diary
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story
00:55:22just admit it
00:55:23you are using me for material
00:55:25I can't tell Max the truth
00:55:27or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt
00:55:29and that means losing my publishing contract
00:55:30what do I do?
00:55:37your silence says everything
00:55:39Max I never meant to hurt you
00:55:42don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44but Max
00:55:44we are done
00:55:46get out Lisa
00:55:50and if I ever see this printed
00:55:52you'll be hearing from my attorneys
00:56:02I'm so sorry Max
00:56:18need a ride skink?
00:56:26what are you doing here?
00:56:28bitch what are you doing here?
00:56:31you're supposed to be at the airport right now
00:56:33but no
00:56:34you just had to stop by Max's
00:56:37for a little last quickie
00:56:38didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain
00:56:40no
00:56:40I brought you out here for a reason
00:56:42and that reason is not fucking Max behind my back
00:56:46I trusted you
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down
00:56:52Max just broke up with me
00:56:54you broke up?
00:56:56Max must be vulnerable
00:56:58maybe I'm still in the game after all
00:57:03I'll forgive you
00:57:04if you leave right now
00:57:06you can keep the money
00:57:07and the publishing deal
00:57:09but I never
00:57:10want to see your face at LA again
00:57:12got it?
00:57:14okay
00:57:16now beat it
00:57:26damn it Lisa
00:57:26I said to get out of here
00:57:28we're through
00:57:31Giselle
00:57:33what are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time
00:57:37wait
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to
00:57:45thanks Giselle
00:57:46I don't think alcohol can solve this problem
00:57:49no
00:57:50couldn't hurt
00:58:05so
00:58:08what happened with Lisa?
00:58:10she was using me
00:58:11for her next romance novel
00:58:15I found her journal
00:58:18I should have known
00:58:19it was too good to be true
00:58:21she's the woman
00:58:22you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry
00:58:26no
00:58:27Lisa's always been like this
00:58:30she's a succubus
00:58:32just
00:58:33using men
00:58:35for her perverted novels
00:58:44now
00:58:45I may not know
00:58:47what to say
00:58:47to make you feel better
00:58:49but
00:58:50I do know something
00:58:52that
00:58:52might distract you
00:59:16I have just returned
00:59:18from a visit to my landlord
00:59:20the solitary neighbor
00:59:22that I shall be troubled with
00:59:24this is certainly
00:59:27a beautiful country
00:59:29in all England
00:59:32I do not believe
00:59:34that I could have fixed
00:59:35on a situation
00:59:36so completely removed
00:59:39from the stir of society
01:00:07are you going to mope around
01:00:08in your PJs forever?
01:00:11I'm a writer mom
01:00:13PJs are my uniform
01:00:15when are you going to
01:00:16tell me what happened?
01:00:19how about getting out
01:00:20of the house?
01:00:20I thought we got Teresa
01:00:22so you didn't have
01:00:23to be around so much
01:00:25your Tinder matches
01:00:26are just waiting
01:00:27for a time and place
01:00:28I don't want a Tinder date mom
01:00:30just leave me alone
01:00:31please
01:00:33see what I'm dealing
01:00:34with Teresa
01:00:35goes to LA for two weeks
01:00:37comes back a drama queen
01:00:43MK Roth's Thorn Tree
01:00:45tops Times bestseller lists
01:00:47congratulations Max
01:00:52Ms. Von Klimt?
01:00:58looks like she finally got him
01:01:09another week topping
01:01:11the bestseller list
01:01:12we're breaking records Max
01:01:14I'm just glad that people like it
01:01:16like it?
01:01:18they love it
01:01:19you might win
01:01:21the National Book Award
01:01:27you've been drinking a lot lately
01:01:29everything okay?
01:01:33well
01:01:34I know something
01:01:35that will cheer you up
01:01:37I went to the doctor today
01:01:40guess what?
01:01:41what?
01:01:43I'm pregnant
01:01:46you're pregnant?
01:01:47mm-hmm
01:01:48but how
01:01:49we're using protection
01:01:51accidents happen
01:01:53right?
01:01:54you are going to be
01:01:55such a great father
01:01:57I can't wait to be
01:01:59Mrs. Roth
01:02:01so you're keeping it?
01:02:03why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work Max
01:02:07I love you
01:02:09I love you
01:02:20well
01:02:22whatever you want to do
01:02:24I will support it
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone
01:02:34like the werewolf king
01:02:36their days were filled with long talks
01:02:38reading
01:02:39strolls around the castle
01:02:41their nights with passionate lovemaking
01:02:43Shihara had never been so happy
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart
01:02:51this is torture
01:02:54not now mom
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood
01:03:00thanks mom
01:03:01you didn't have to
01:03:02your favorite author
01:03:03everyone's talking about the new book
01:03:06it's in Oprah's book club
01:03:08surprised I haven't seen you reading it
01:03:13I just didn't have the time
01:03:14thanks mom
01:03:40as James perused the library
01:03:42he saw a young woman in glasses
01:03:43crying over Wuthering Heights
01:03:47she felt his presence
01:03:51wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze
01:03:56James had lost the game of love
01:03:58but that didn't mean he never went again
01:04:02a happy ending
01:04:05he took my note
01:04:08maybe there's still hope for me
01:04:12millionaire author M.K. Roth
01:04:13to wed CEO
01:04:14of EMU Publishing
01:04:18they're getting married?
01:04:26yes
01:04:28yes
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01:04:32yes
01:04:32yes
01:04:32yes
01:04:33yes
01:04:35yes
01:04:43all this skimming around
01:04:44got me so horny for you
01:04:53by this time next week
01:04:55we're gonna be rich
01:04:57because of that
01:04:58brilliant contract
01:04:59you made
01:05:08once you guys get married
01:05:10the book rights transferred to you
01:05:12the royalties alone
01:05:14are gonna solve your company's bankruptcy
01:05:15then we'll take Max to Hollywood
01:05:18whether he likes it or not
01:05:19the studios are dying
01:05:21for a movie version of the thorn tree
01:05:24we're not a trilogy
01:05:24a TV show
01:05:26crypto
01:05:26video games
01:05:27the possibilities are
01:05:28they're endless
01:05:30we just have to keep our secret
01:05:32a little longer
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max
01:05:34as soon as possible
01:05:35good
01:05:37I hate sneaking around
01:05:38would have been easier
01:05:39if that bitch Lisa
01:05:40didn't almost fuck it up
01:05:42guess you get what you pay for
01:05:44what do you mean?
01:05:46oh I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her
01:05:49with her own money
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties
01:05:53for years
01:05:55you are so bad
01:06:06what is it honey bunch?
01:06:08mom I think I have to tell you
01:06:10about what happened in LA
01:06:18I couldn't tell Max
01:06:20why I was really writing about him
01:06:21now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt
01:06:23and he probably doesn't even know
01:06:24that she hired me
01:06:25to help her seduce him
01:06:26sounds like you need to tell him
01:06:28Miss Von Klimt said
01:06:29if I ever go back to LA
01:06:30she'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:33we'll lose your nerves
01:06:34maybe a lot more
01:06:36look
01:06:37Miss Von Bitch was born rich
01:06:39she doesn't know anything
01:06:40but running her daddy's company
01:06:41you were born in the middle of nowhere
01:06:43with a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:45and somehow you still became
01:06:47a big author
01:06:48you could take that Barbie
01:06:50any day of the week
01:06:51but Max dumped me
01:06:54what if he really does
01:06:56love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57you'll never know
01:06:58unless you talk to him
01:06:59brave
01:07:00like Shiara
01:07:02the elf princess
01:07:04you're not that nerdy girl
01:07:06you were in high school
01:07:07you're a badass bitch
01:07:10you're right
01:07:12but can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14hell yes you can
01:07:26hey
01:07:27you look great pal
01:07:30I can't believe
01:07:31I'm getting married again
01:07:33don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:34not with the right lady
01:07:38I'm not so sure about that
01:07:44don't tell me you're getting cold feet
01:07:47what is this about?
01:07:50Max do not tell me
01:07:51it was about that English
01:07:51smut writer
01:07:54hey
01:07:55men would kill
01:07:56to be what you're saying
01:07:58you know that
01:08:11Elvin Lust?
01:08:13why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16isn't it bad luck
01:08:17to see each other
01:08:18before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix called
01:08:21they want to adapt
01:08:23The Thorn Tree
01:08:24as a dating show
01:08:26the ultimatum
01:08:27meets Vanderpump rules
01:08:29what do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work
01:08:36stop asking me
01:08:38about Hollywood deals
01:08:39I'm sorry
01:08:40I just got excited
01:08:41we'll talk after the ceremony
01:08:52I made it
01:08:55thank God
01:08:55for book talk
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:58no
01:08:59she ruined everything
01:09:02Tony
01:09:02hi
01:09:03yeah
01:09:03hey
01:09:04I know this sounds crazy
01:09:05but I really need to talk to Max
01:09:06do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07he's about to get married Lisa
01:09:08so
01:09:09yeah
01:09:10that's kind of why I'm here
01:09:12okay
01:09:12he doesn't want to see you
01:09:13he and Giselle are very happy
01:09:15no but he doesn't know the truth
01:09:17Giselle hired me
01:09:18to help her seduce him
01:09:20you are crazy
01:09:21you're talking like a crazy person
01:09:22alright
01:09:23go back to the loony bin
01:09:24now
01:09:24aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28nope
01:09:29come on
01:09:29let's go
01:09:31wait
01:09:33you're in on this too
01:09:35what are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:37you stupid little bitch
01:09:39you're gonna ruin this entire plan for me
01:09:41what plan?
01:09:42I want you
01:09:47what the hell's happening here Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry
01:09:51Lisa
01:09:51hey
01:09:54what is happening?
01:09:55I told you to keep your man stealing ass out of LA
01:10:01Miss von Klimt
01:10:02think very clearly about what you say next
01:10:06you know what I can do to you
01:10:08Giselle
01:10:10what happened between you two?
01:10:12don't talk to her Max
01:10:13she is just looking to use you for more material for her books
01:10:17isn't that right?
01:10:19Lisa
01:10:20Lisa is that true?
01:10:22come on Lisa
01:10:22stand up for yourself
01:10:24it's now or never
01:10:37Giselle hired me to help her seduce you
01:10:39what you read in my journal wasn't a book
01:10:41at least not one I planned on
01:10:43they were notes to share with Miss von Klimt
01:10:46so
01:10:48what happened between us was fake
01:10:50no
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you
01:10:57oh you fell in love with me
01:10:58of course Max
01:11:01and I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you
01:11:04but I don't think she's marrying you for the right reasons
01:11:06because Tony seems to be a part of her plan
01:11:08she is babbling like a psycho
01:11:11somebody call the police
01:11:13I mean to ruin our wedding day
01:11:15Max
01:11:17please believe me
01:11:19I love you
01:11:20don't marry her
01:11:22LAPD
01:11:23there is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding
01:11:27and you know what
01:11:28I'm gonna bring her right over here
01:11:29right
01:11:30answer me this
01:11:31is that baby mine
01:11:45it's mine
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights
01:11:49by adding some hidden clauses in the contract
01:11:53she marries you
01:11:55she controls everything
01:11:56Tony we have known each other
01:11:59for years
01:12:01why would you betray me
01:12:03EMU publishing was going bankrupt
01:12:06Giselle needed money
01:12:07she convinced me that I needed some too
01:12:10but honestly
01:12:11I didn't care about that
01:12:14all I wanted was her
01:12:15oh you sappy piece of shit
01:12:18you fucked us
01:12:19I love you
01:12:21and the baby
01:12:22yeah
01:12:22we hate you
01:12:24hey
01:12:24it's safe to say
01:12:26this wedding is over
01:12:28I'll see you two lovebirds in court
01:12:36can you ever forgive me for doubting you
01:12:38I don't know what came over me
01:12:40I was a mess
01:12:41after our fight
01:12:44we can talk about it over dinner
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach
01:12:52you are finished
01:12:53Lisa
01:12:53I am canceling our contract
01:12:55and I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name
01:12:58yeah I'll write all the next books myself
01:13:01a monkey could write that trash
01:13:08oh
01:13:10oh
01:13:10you
01:13:12get up
01:13:13baby
01:13:13baby
01:13:21don't worry about Giselle
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal
01:13:25you just have to trust me
01:13:29do you trust me
01:13:39I love you
01:13:41Lisa
01:13:47happy to present
01:13:48the author
01:13:49formerly known
01:13:50as Heidi Brushfire
01:13:52reading from her first novel
01:13:54under her real name
01:13:55which has already topped
01:13:57the New York Times bestseller list
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen
01:14:01Lisa Brown
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJ's
01:14:13writing a sex scene
01:14:14between a werewolf king
01:14:15and an elven princess
01:14:17when the phone rang
01:14:19little did I know
01:14:20little did I know my life
01:14:21was about to change forever
01:14:30I love the book
01:14:32why did you decide to publish
01:14:33under your own name?
01:14:34my boyfriend was very encouraging
01:14:36some of you might know
01:14:37MK Roth
01:14:41Max started his own publishing company
01:14:43after some bad industry experiences
01:14:46his next book's coming out later this year
01:14:52so you didn't write the new elven lust book?
01:14:56it totally sucks
01:14:57the Heidi Brushfire name
01:14:59belongs to my old publisher
01:15:00I heard the CEO
01:15:01writes the books herself now
01:15:03guess she must have plenty of time
01:15:04now that she's bankrupt
01:15:08I have a question
01:15:09when are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12he let you put out this sexy book
01:15:14all about how you met
01:15:15how about a happy ending?
01:15:17mom
01:15:18actually
01:15:21I can answer that
01:15:31I've never really been a public person
01:15:33but
01:15:35Lisa broke me out of that shell
01:15:39speaking of which
01:15:48Lisa Brown
01:15:51will you marry me?
01:15:54yes
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