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00:25I swear to God I'm never drinking again.
00:30Yeah.
00:35So are we gonna talk about last night or what?
00:42Vic?
00:45Can't say it meant nothing.
00:48Cos I'll be lying.
00:52Zach.
00:53Zach.
00:55I care about you.
00:57I do.
00:59So much.
01:01And I'm gonna tell him the truth.
01:06Cos he needs to know.
01:08Morning Lightweight.
01:11I came looking for you last night after I got your message and I thought you must have
01:15moved the party on somewhere else so I went back to the pub and met the boys but then
01:18when I came back you'd passed out.
01:20I mean at your own hand do.
01:21I thought you'd be the last one standing.
01:23Yeah I wasn't feeling great.
01:24I just wanted to get my head down.
01:26You were feeling frisky and I definitely would have been up for a bit of that.
01:30I'll see you in a bit.
01:30Have a good day.
01:32Bye.
01:35Bye.
01:36Bye.
01:36We need to talk.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Okay.
01:40And I reckon I know what it's about.
01:45Can't dance around it forever.
01:49We need to sort out the Joel situation for when he gets out.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Once and for all.
01:56And I've been giving it a lot of thought.
02:01He's gonna be staying with his mum when he gets out.
02:04I'm gonna talk to Cleo nearer the time.
02:09Really?
02:10Yeah.
02:11Are you sure?
02:13I am.
02:15I really, really appreciate that.
02:18It's okay.
02:20And everything else that happened, you know, I want to put it in the past.
02:24Put it behind us.
02:26Yeah.
02:27We only look to the future now.
02:29That's the only thing that matters.
02:33I'm gonna do everything I can to make you happy.
02:40Sorry, love.
02:42Hello?
02:44Judy calls.
02:45Hmm.
02:47Ross?
02:53Yeah.
02:54Hello?
02:55Yeah.
02:55Okay.
02:56Okay.
02:56All right.
02:56Good.
02:56Good.
02:57Good.
02:58Good.
02:58Good.
02:59Good.
03:00Good.
03:01Good.
03:02Good.
03:03Good.
03:09Bea.
03:09Bea.
03:10What do you think of this dress?
03:12Oh, honey.
03:14That is gorgeous.
03:16I know, right?
03:17It's not bad for Penny's store.
03:18What, you got it from a store?
03:19Yeah.
03:20Not store prices.
03:21Yeah, but you can't put a price on how amazing we look.
03:25Oh, thank you.
03:27Yeah, I'm really looking forward to tonight.
03:29Couple of drinks in the Vic.
03:30Dinner at night fusion.
03:32What, a drink at the Vic and a bite round the corner?
03:34What?
03:35Really?
03:35I thought you were going up west.
03:37Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I don't mind.
03:39A picnic in the park would do me, so...
03:40I know, I know. I'm just saying.
03:42I haven't a clue where Ian's taking me tonight.
03:45I think that's what I like about him.
03:47He's actually quite mysterious, you know.
03:49There's a mercurial quality that I can't quite put my finger on.
04:01To be honest, I could do it with a couple more hours in bed.
04:04It feels like I've been run over our brewery.
04:06Where are you off to?
04:08I've just got a bit of running around to do.
04:10Er, Raymond's just having a bit of breakfast.
04:13OK. Well, nothing sugary.
04:15The last thing I need is an over-energetic child on my bingo card today.
04:19I think Raymond's having a pack of biscuits.
04:22Are you serious?
04:24No.
04:24What are you doing, eh? We should be at school.
04:27I thought maybe you'd like someone to come with you.
04:31Oh, I'd love that.
04:32Oh, well, we tried.
04:33Erm, am I missing something?
04:36I've got an appointment with my specialist today.
04:38Signing off for my radiotherapy.
04:40What? You've been letting me bang on?
04:42How are you feeling?
04:43Yeah, I'm good.
04:44Yeah, good.
04:45You sure you don't want me to come with you?
04:47Nah, nah, I'm fine.
04:48We got this, eh?
04:50Of course you have.
04:51It's the cancer I feel sorry for.
04:52All right, come on, you.
04:54Best of luck.
04:55Let me know if you want picking up, yeah?
05:18Get away from me!
05:19Stop, please!
05:20Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie!
05:22Robbie, Robbie.
05:23It's just me.
05:24It's me.
05:25It's me.
05:26It's me.
05:27I'm sorry.
05:27I'm sorry.
05:28I'm sorry.
05:30It was a dream.
05:32I just had it my dream.
05:36You look so scared, Robbie.
05:40I think you and Eve get up.
05:42Look, you're going to feel better once the appointment for that mental health assessment comes through.
05:48I could get you some more of the meds to help you save in the meantime.
05:51Nah, nah, nah, I'm good.
05:53I'm good.
05:53Let's meet at the CAF, okay, after work.
05:56CAF sounds good.
05:58What?
05:59It's good.
06:00I'll see you later.
06:17Ripe plums and a delicious peach.
06:21Don't let gran...
06:22Nah, I've got nothing.
06:24Need to come back after I've had more coffee for the saucy pants.
06:28Hey, what are you doing there?
06:30You, if you play your cards, right?
06:31There you go, I'm still going.
06:36We should go out.
06:38We should do something.
06:38How about the Vic?
06:39See you can eat the most pints.
06:41I was thinking maybe we'd do something with Josh.
06:43No.
06:44Oh, okay.
06:45Well, I reckon you two need to spend more time alone together if you're going to bond.
06:49No, it's better with you there.
06:51I don't want to get in awkward again.
06:52Well, maybe you need to take your time.
06:55Yeah.
06:57Yeah, okay.
06:58Sounds good.
06:59I guess you're smarter than you look, aren't you?
07:01All anyone ever sees is handsome.
07:03They don't look for the genius under me.
07:05Oh.
07:07You later, yeah?
07:10Ahem!
07:11Yeah, sexy.
07:12Oh.
07:13Hi.
07:14Liz, stop floating with my staff, yeah?
07:16Yeah, you'll do.
07:18You'll do.
07:18We'll see you at the salon at four o'clock, okay?
07:21We need a little guinea pig for Josh to fiddle with.
07:24Yeah, no.
07:25I honestly can't.
07:26Oh.
07:27No, no, no, no.
07:28Today's not the day you can tell me no, you know?
07:30There's a fight and it's going on in this body, yeah?
07:33A battle between me and a very, very vindictive hangout.
07:39There's already been a couple of times this morning where he tried to take me out, you know?
07:42And I had to bop.
07:44And I had to weave.
07:45I had to strike back.
07:47The left, right, up-clock around the house.
07:48But I will win the day, you know?
07:50I will win the day.
07:52But right now, I've only got enough energy for one fight.
07:55And that fight is not with you, bubs.
07:56Yeah?
07:57I'm at work.
07:58We'll get someone to cover.
08:00You don't just get someone to look after your stall last minute, Kim.
08:05No.
08:05You need to arrange that kind of thing days in advance.
08:08People have things to do.
08:10Oh, hey!
08:11Simply!
08:12Can you look after us this stall this afternoon?
08:14Yeah.
08:15No.
08:15I'll see you at the salon at four.
08:17Bring our bacon sandwich and something fizzy.
08:19Yeah?
08:20Josh?
08:20Yeah.
08:21I'll see you on this year.
08:22Josh!
08:23We're the last.
08:24Stop it up here.
08:25Look, anything really gets to take the last minute.
08:28I'll take this one.
08:29Oh, you don't want that.
08:30Sorry?
08:31Honey bought that the other day.
08:33A pair of you would look like Billy's backing dancers.
08:35Um, this actually would pop it up.
08:37Do you want my money or not?
08:39All right.
08:41Don't say I didn't warn you.
08:48Oh, it didn't go through.
08:49Hold on, just have to pop it in.
08:52Susan Mitchell.
08:54Isn't that Honey's name?
08:56Yeah.
08:56It's, um, Honey told me to treat myself because I've been going through a rough time lately.
09:01She's a really good friend, isn't she?
09:04So kind.
09:05I could use a friend like that.
09:09Are you nervous?
09:10No.
09:12Not with you here.
09:18Sorry to keep you waiting.
09:20It's all right.
09:22So, you won't need to see me again.
09:24Which I'm sure is a relief.
09:28As previously discussed with your surgeon, the cancer is gone and your radiotherapy is complete.
09:34So I'm, I'm cured?
09:36It's a very positive outcome.
09:39Is she or not?
09:40What do you mean?
09:41You've completed the treatment, the cancer's gone and you can put all this behind you.
09:46So it's, it's gone.
09:49It's completely gone, yeah?
09:53You're going to be all right.
09:55Of course I am.
09:57You were fortunate for it to be caught early.
09:59You're still going to need a mammogram once a year for the next five years, but it's very good news.
10:05Time to look to the future now.
10:08Thank you, Doctor.
10:12I mean, Mum, that's brilliant.
10:21Oh, um, hey, Miss Fox.
10:23They're my crisps.
10:26Help yourself?
10:28Mm, no.
10:29Oh!
10:31Where's my back and drinks?
10:33Listen, okay, I can't leave shrimpy too long.
10:35Oh, can't, can't, can't.
10:37What's with all the negativity?
10:38Hmm?
10:39Why don't we talk about what we can do?
10:42Josh, station.
10:43Okay, so, um, let's have your jacket, please.
10:46Skyscry, skyscraper.
10:48He's a tall man.
10:51Very tall.
10:52Yes, take a seat.
10:54Seat.
10:56I promise I'll be as quick as I can.
10:58No, we will take our time and get it right.
11:02Okay.
11:03I'm gonna put the kettle on.
11:07So, I'm gonna put this in and leave it for ten minutes and let it do its magic.
11:15Wicked, man.
11:15Wicked.
11:17You're not gonna just leave him like that?
11:20Oh, um, sorry, sir.
11:22Do you want a coffee or anything?
11:23Forget the tea, forget the coffee.
11:25You've gotta massage that in properly if you're gonna see the benefits.
11:29Come on.
11:29No, no massaging.
11:30That's fine, okay?
11:31Just let the goo do what it does.
11:33It's all goo.
11:36I don't like being touched.
11:37Oscar, I know that you would not go out of your way to wind me up.
11:46So, the fact that you are, I'm imagining that this is a very unhappy accident, yeah?
11:51Because I've already told you that I am not feeling my normal, patient and calm self.
12:00So, if you stress me out anymore, one of us is gonna go to the hospital and it's not gonna
12:08be me.
12:08Do you understand?
12:09And now, get your hands in his hair, massage it from the forehead all the way down to the name
12:15of his neck.
12:16Do you want a coffee?
12:17We've run out of coffee.
12:19Be slow, but be thorough.
12:22Yes, Miss Fox.
12:25Hello?
12:26Sorry.
12:29Sorry.
12:31Oh.
12:34Oh.
12:36Oh.
12:37Oh.
12:43I've got to go.
12:44Oh, great.
12:47Oh, we're not done!
12:48Oh, I'm done, Kim.
12:49I'm very, very done.
12:56Oh, sorry.
13:01What's going on?
13:03So, we've been told we can start our early permanence training.
13:06Oh, it's all getting so real, isn't it?
13:08It is.
13:09Well, what's that mean?
13:10Well, it means that we get approved as both foster carers and potential adoptive parents,
13:16so we could end up, like, fostering a child while all the legal decisions are being made
13:20about whether they get returned to their birth families or whether we get to adopt them.
13:23That's kind of the gist of it.
13:25I'm so excited.
13:26Isn't it Ravi?
13:29Ravi?
13:29Earth to Ravi.
13:33I've got to go.
13:34Okay.
13:35All right, I'll, um, I'll come and...
13:37No, no, I'll see you later.
13:41Oh!
13:42You all right?
13:45What's that all about?
13:47Oh, I think he's just been in it a bit.
13:50You know, he's not got a job, doesn't know what to do with himself.
13:53Well, I could use some help clearing out Penny's shop if he wants to earn a bit of cash in
13:57hand.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Oh, that's...
14:00Yeah, I think he'd definitely be up for that.
14:02Do you know what?
14:02I'll give him a call now.
14:04Oh, do you know what?
14:04Just give it an hour or two.
14:06You know, I don't want him to think I suggested it.
14:08You know, that I'm talking behind his back.
14:10Yeah, no problem.
14:11Espresso, please, Marie.
14:20Told him, yeah.
14:21No, and I'm not going to.
14:23What?
14:23No, stop.
14:24Can you just leave it?
14:25Okay?
14:27Marie?
14:29I've had a phone, Ray, Bob.
14:30Sorry.
14:35Why are the lights all off?
14:40How do you even know?
14:41Uh, Ricky called when he was finishing off at the hospital.
14:44Yeah, well done, Sam.
14:45Oh.
14:46Nailed it.
14:51Oh.
14:51Oh, you got any ice, Bill?
14:53Uh, not a lot.
14:54There's a little bit in the freezer.
14:55Well, listen, I'll go out and get some.
14:56No, no, no.
14:57It's your price, Sam.
14:58Yeah, I'll go.
14:59No, no, honestly, I'll go.
15:01I'll, um, I need a bit of oil.
15:03I won't be long, all right?
15:04See you in a minute.
15:05Yeah.
15:05Bye.
15:23Oh, look at us.
15:26We've both got a Prince Charming and we're both getting balls.
15:29Well, hopefully.
15:31Oh, you don't mind, do you?
15:32It's just that after I saw yours and I loved it so much and, well, it's not often that
15:37I find something that makes me feel so good about myself, so.
15:41Of course it are.
15:42You look amazing.
15:43Oh, look at us.
15:46Oh, look at us.
15:46We're like two peas in a pod.
15:48Here he is.
15:57Orford's newest stripper.
16:00Hope they obeyed the no touching rule.
16:04OK.
16:06Looks like you want to be left alone as much as I do.
16:08Yeah, you're getting in a lonely head, Sam.
16:12And what are you having?
16:13Oh, I'll just have a water, please.
16:15No, I won't.
16:16No.
16:17I'm going to have a white wine, please, darling.
16:19A large one.
16:24So, come on, then.
16:26What are you drowning in your sorrows?
16:30Vicking.
16:32Right.
16:33What have you done now?
16:36Cheers.
16:37Thanks, Julie.
16:38Not feeling flush enough to buy me a drink, then?
16:41Sorry?
16:42Obviously, I'm not as much of a mate as that bee, am I?
16:44I'm not following.
16:47Buy no dresses and whatnot.
16:49Wouldn't mind a little sugar mummy to look after me like that.
16:52Is she being serious?
16:54Honey, I've just told Will that he can't have that game that we promised him because,
16:59well, you're out buying bee frocks.
17:01I think Penny's a little bit confused, Billy.
17:03Bee bought the same dress as me.
17:05I didn't pay for it.
17:06Oh, good.
17:07Well, she's sort of a few quid, is she?
17:10I mean, she's going to pay rent.
17:12To be honest, I was a little bit miffed.
17:14I mean, her buying the same dress as me.
17:17Yeah.
17:18I'm not going to be wearing it at the same time, aren't I?
17:21Besides, trust me, if you walk into a room, it won't be Peter looking at me.
17:30Cheers.
17:30Cheers.
17:31Vicky was going to tell Ross the truth this morning.
17:33And?
17:34What happened?
17:35No idea, but Shannon has made her mind up, so.
17:38I just don't want her going through with something that she's going to regret.
17:42I think Vicky's a complete idiot, knocking you back.
17:46Look at you.
17:47You're gorgeous.
17:49But you're more than that, you know?
17:50You're kind and funny.
17:54Ish.
17:55No.
17:56I think the best thing you can do now is just stay out of their way.
18:00You know, if she wants you, she knows where you are.
18:02Listen to you, old head on young shoulders.
18:04Old head on old shoulders?
18:05Behave.
18:06What are you doing in here anyway?
18:07Come on.
18:08Barb.
18:08Dishing out relationship advice.
18:11I'm celebrating.
18:12Mm-hmm.
18:13What are we drinking, too?
18:15My radiotherapy's finished.
18:17I'm done.
18:18No.
18:19You let me sit here.
18:20Can we have two more, please?
18:23Why didn't you say something?
18:25Oh, do you know?
18:25Because it's just so nice to sit here talking about other things.
18:29Can I say something?
18:30And it's really horrible.
18:32They're actually throwing a party for me right now at Phil's.
18:35Celebrating me, winning a battle.
18:38I didn't even know how to fight.
18:40I didn't know how to fight.
18:41I didn't know how to fight.
18:41I didn't know how to fight.
18:42Yeah, of course I had.
18:43But...
18:44I just can't stop thinking about what it would have been like, you know, if it had gone the other
18:50way.
18:51Is that weird?
18:52No, of course it ain't.
18:54Do you know what I was like when I got the HIV diagnosis?
18:57Like, I was trapped in that one second, just waiting for them to tell me what was wrong,
19:01and then even when they told me, it was still always that fear there.
19:05You know, like someone breathing down the back of my neck,
19:08just to let me know it was always there.
19:11Do you know, Zach, that's it.
19:12I think it's accepting the fact that it's always going to be a part of me, you know,
19:16even though I've got the all clear.
19:17That's normal, Sam, isn't it?
19:18Is it?
19:19It is.
19:20Of course you're going to get knocked down by this, but you'll get back up and treat
19:23that breath on your neck like it's starting this, Tom.
19:27No.
19:27I mean it.
19:29HIV, cancer, there are things to be managed, beaten.
19:33Look, from the moment we're born, we're dying.
19:36You should get that printed on a T-shirt.
19:38So you owe it to yourself, Sam, to live as hard as you can.
19:43It's your Sam Mitchell, mate.
19:45You're a warrior.
19:47I don't feel like a warrior.
19:49I don't.
19:50I've been poked and prodded and scanned and poked again over the last few months.
19:56I just feel old.
19:58Knackered.
20:00I feel hollow.
20:01No.
20:02There's nothing hollow about you.
20:04You are full of life, Sam.
20:06You're full of fire.
20:10And you are beautiful as ever.
20:14Come on.
20:16You've got your starting pistol.
20:20How fast are you going to run?
20:28Everything all right?
20:29Yeah.
20:30Did Sam seem a bit off to you earlier?
20:34I don't know.
20:35Maybe this party weren't such a great idea.
20:37What do you mean?
20:37Well, you know, everyone in her face, the second she gets it,
20:41it might have been better to just take her for a drink.
20:45Let her talk.
20:46No, she's right.
20:47She's probably just gone out for a walk to clear her head.
20:50Lots to take in, isn't it?
20:51Oh, love this tune.
20:53Mm-hmm.
20:55That's all right.
20:55Say itι».
20:55Hey.
20:56Hey, hey.
20:56Hey.
20:57Hey, hey.
20:57Hey.
20:58I don't know.
21:37I don't know.
22:11It's not cheap, is it?
22:12Oi.
22:14Don't you worry about any of that, alright?
22:17No, I may just have a start.
22:20No, but you can have what you want.
22:22This is our night out, okay?
22:25Me and you.
22:27Nothing's going to ruin it.
22:31Oh, it's so nice.
22:32I don't actually know why we've come in.
22:34I mean, I would have given us a discount at Bill's Eels.
22:36Yeah, because sometimes, Ian, it's nice to sell finer things in there, isn't it?
22:41Good evening, guys.
22:42I'm Tonight Fusion.
22:43If you'd like to follow me.
22:49Oh, it's here.
22:50Okay.
22:50Yeah.
22:51I don't believe it.
22:54What are the chances?
22:56Well, we could sit here.
22:59I mean, you don't mind, do you, Billy?
23:00Because my job would make a fosum.
23:03Wouldn't that be great?
23:03No.
23:04Yeah, it's fine.
23:07Up there.
23:10Okay.
23:13Well, this has just turned out perfectly, hasn't it?
23:21Ooh, this does look nice, doesn't it?
23:23It does look nice.
23:27Hi.
23:34Where's everybody gone?
23:37Well, a party's not a party without the guest of honour now, is it?
23:41Oh, Denise, I'm so sorry.
23:43Look, let me help you clear up.
23:45Oh, no, no, no.
23:45Hey, hey, no.
23:47I've got this.
23:48You take a load off.
23:51Maybe a party was a lot to drop on you today.
23:54A minute.
23:55Oh, thank you.
23:56Here, get that, Danielle.
23:58Cheers.
24:00Where's Phil?
24:02Oh, he's, er, he's upstairs with Raymond running rings around him.
24:08I don't know where that boy gets his energy from.
24:11You're not going to join me?
24:12Eh, I just, nah.
24:16After last night, I think it'll finish me off.
24:21Maybe just a little sip.
24:25Oh.
24:28Oh, yes, that feels better.
24:32How are you feeling?
24:35You know, if it wasn't for you bribing me to go and get this checked out in the first place,
24:39no, I mean it.
24:40I don't know where I'd be right now.
24:43Yeah.
24:43Well, you're here.
24:45And you're clear.
24:47Yeah.
24:48I don't think I'd have been as brave as you.
24:51Brave?
24:53It's cancer, isn't it?
24:54I mean, I've been bricking it.
24:57I just think I've realised now that I'm not indestructible.
25:02I don't think I've ever really thought about ageing or dying.
25:06Yeah, we're not doing that today.
25:08You've beaten it.
25:10Yeah.
25:10Yes, I have.
25:12Yes.
25:14Do you know, a mate said to me,
25:17we're dying from the moment that we're born.
25:19And it's right.
25:20So we've got to go out there and we've got to really live our life.
25:26Yeah?
25:27Good advice.
25:29Yeah.
25:30Still feel exhausted, though.
25:31Oh, at least you've got an excuse.
25:35I have just felt knackered lately.
25:38Have you?
25:39Yeah, I'm going to go and get a check-up.
25:41But I know all they'll say is,
25:43yes, we've had the results.
25:47You're ancient.
25:50Where did you disappear, officer, anyway?
25:53Oh, I just wanted to liven myself up a little bit.
25:57Oh, yes.
25:58Feeling better, are we?
25:59Yes, I am.
26:01OK, well, there you go.
26:03To you.
26:07Nailed it, babe.
26:11So when I actually go round,
26:14the hamster's still there,
26:15but his housemate said,
26:16no, he's smooth.
26:18Like, to America!
26:21Um, just, oh, hold on a second.
26:22Who had the, um, the Kelly running?
26:25They've charged us for everything on the menu twice.
26:28This is wrong.
26:29We need dental, baby.
26:30Oh, no.
26:31Shh, don't worry about it.
26:32Listen, listen.
26:34Okay, listen, Tommy.
26:35No, no, you can't do that, please.
26:36No, no, no, no, we'll go on.
26:37Yeah.
26:38Listen, we've had such a lovely time.
26:40You can't put a price on that.
26:42Now, let's...
26:47Ian, Ian.
26:49You can't let her do that.
26:51Quite a gentleman in me who says I shouldn't,
26:53but the, um,
26:54the feminist side is much stronger.
26:56I'm an ally.
26:57Well, you look good in there, haven't you?
26:59Let's face it, I've had worse.
27:01Can I add, um,
27:0320%?
27:04Like, tip on that.
27:06Yeah.
27:07Yeah, of course.
27:07But you'll get it, right?
27:09Yeah, no.
27:10I really appreciate that.
27:13That's it.
27:15Perfect.
27:16That's all done.
27:17No, thank you very much.
27:18Really appreciate that.
27:27Where's Ross?
27:29I don't want to talk about this again.
27:30I'm going to bed.
27:31Hold up.
27:32Hold up, please.
27:33I want to tell you something.
27:37You've got nothing to worry about.
27:38We're done.
27:40Yeah, go ahead with the wedding.
27:42Never mention it again, I swear.
27:44What's port this on?
27:45Just ain't going to be someone's plan B, Vic.
27:48Not like I'm going out and sat there twiddling my thumbs, is it?
27:50Dad, did you nick a few pints
27:51and drag someone else down the alley, did you?
27:55You made up your mind, didn't you?
27:58We all good, yeah?
28:00Yeah.
28:03Nothing getting in your way now.
28:04Mm-hmm.
28:09Zach?
28:12What?
28:13I'll talk to you.
28:57I'll talk to you.
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