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S-E.X EDUCATION BY MY BEST FRIEND - FULL EP 2026
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00:04:44¡Dale!
00:04:46¡Adiós!
00:04:48¡Dale, ahí está!
00:04:50¡Ah, ahí está!
00:04:52¡Muchas gracias!
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59A family queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow, Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You're going to suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence.
00:07:35So did you.
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49If my liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened, and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22It's more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:33um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:46Okay, no face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay, yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying to have a viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Mom.
00:09:45Let's go.
00:09:47Don't look at me.
00:09:52I'm not going to have to pass on you.
00:09:54Just look at me.
00:09:55I'm not gonna have to pass on you.
00:09:55I get all to you.
00:09:58boatboat sometimes,
00:10:02I'm gonna need to ranks on you.
00:10:08остав me with answers.
00:10:09I'll do this...
00:10:13Ah, okay.
00:10:17¿Estás ayudando a mí?
00:10:19Bueno, no puedo ponerlo, pero aquí estamos.
00:10:27¿Qué es eso? Estas boobs son para alguien más.
00:10:31No tenemos un maravilloso, ¿no? Eso es incómodo.
00:10:34Sí, sí. Y podría matar a ti ahora si te hubiera que te hubiera flirting conmigo.
00:10:38¿Flirting? Sí, no te lie a ti mismo. Yo tengo una maravillosa.
00:10:41¿Qué piensas para ella?
00:10:42¿Qué piensas para ella?
00:10:46¿Qué piensas para ella?
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward. Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh my god.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response.
00:11:42Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude.
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:11:59Got it.
00:12:02What are you doing?
00:12:07What are you doing?
00:12:18Oh my god.
00:12:20What are you doing?
00:12:30¿Qué pasa?
00:12:30¡Oh, shit!
00:12:31¡Oh!
00:12:33¿Qué pasa?
00:12:34¿Qué pasa?
00:12:34¡Dude, tu enemigo nuevo se fue puesto en la gran pantalla!
00:12:36¿Qué?
00:12:37¡Ya!
00:12:51¡Como!
00:12:53Let's see if these dudes are photoshopped
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please, delete it
00:12:59Trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh, my god
00:13:20Oh, cool
00:13:21Oh, your enemy's kinda hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:26Why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no
00:13:31Jen, stop
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00:18:47¿Qué es tu mía?
00:18:49Quizás es maravilloso.
00:18:50Chau, quizás es tan fijo y quizás es chidrón de su vida.
00:18:55No quiero tener más problemas.
00:18:58¿Por qué no es guacamole bizzart todavía no aquí?
00:19:01No, no, no nos da nada.
00:19:03Acabamos que no tenías nada de comer.
00:19:05Así que pensamos que nos traguas a un sándwich.
00:19:08¡Eat!
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00:22:46¿Por qué tiene que sentir tan bien?
00:22:52¿Estás bien slow en la game, ¿tú?
00:22:56¿Estás viendo la que él te gusta?
00:23:07No puedo hacer esto.
00:23:10Me encanta mi abuelo.
00:23:11Y nunca lo entiendes.
00:23:13Y que él es inteligente, y que él es kind, y que él me ama por lo que yo soy.
00:23:19Eso es mucho más importante para mí que lo que esto es entre nosotros.
00:23:24Quiero que podía decirlo ahora mismo.
00:23:33Espera, no podría ser.
00:23:37Cole, ¿qué fue esa notificación en tu teléfono?
00:23:42No hay nada.
00:23:43Cole, ¿qué eres?
00:23:47¿Qué fue esa notificación en tu teléfono?
00:23:49Es mi padre me dijo que mi carro se acabó de hacer conmigo.
00:23:53Champagne problemas, ¿eh?
00:23:57No hay nada.
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03¿Qué estaba pensando?
00:24:04Estamos de dos mundos diferentes.
00:24:06Él solo quiere jugar conmigo.
00:24:08Pero ¿por qué quería que le quise tan maldita?
00:24:15¿Por qué no viste a la escuela hoy?
00:24:17Me hice en un accidente de car.
00:24:19¿Pero? ¿Estás bien?
00:24:21Tienes que me dejaré en la hospital hasta la prom.
00:24:23¿He fue righto?
00:24:24¿Quién?
00:24:25No, nadie.
00:24:26¿Qué hospital estás staying at?
00:24:27Quiero que visitas.
00:24:28No, no, no.
00:24:30No, no, no.
00:24:30No, no.
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00:24:31No, no.
00:24:32No, no.
00:24:34If you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Yeah, because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I did a well.
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01So, you have a date.
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:11Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29No, sorry.
00:26:30Am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Or maybe trust me to do.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12Why don't you regret it?
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:32Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:54Oh, shit.
00:27:58Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:10I think so.
00:28:10We're okay.
00:28:10It's great.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:12Nice.
00:28:18Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax.
00:28:29I'm not dead.
00:28:30Wait.
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard.
00:28:48Guacamole wizard.
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07He was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:13Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:25Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:40What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:15Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:18How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:28Oh my God.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:06The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:12You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:27Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me worth bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert?
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:23Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:19I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:03Haley, I...
00:35:17I don't have a problem with Jake.
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:38Just tell me I apologize.
00:35:40I don't know what you're talking about.
00:35:57I don't know what you're talking about.
00:36:08I don't know what you're talking about.
00:36:11You, I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21All right, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:28And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey
00:36:33Oh, hey Jake
00:36:34Hey Hal, um
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38The other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was
00:36:45So sexy
00:36:47You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger
00:37:02In the pep room
00:37:04Oh, shit
00:37:05Oh, shit
00:37:19Oh, my God
00:37:23Stop, guys, stop it
00:37:25Stop, stop
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit, it's Principal Stevens
00:37:33I've got to save Cole
00:37:34I mean, Jake
00:37:35I've got to save Jake
00:37:41Oh, my God
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry
00:37:45Haley Rock
00:37:47That's detention
00:37:48After school
00:37:50Don't be late
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you've saved my rest today
00:38:15The locker thing
00:38:16That was an accident
00:38:18Oh, sure
00:38:21So, uh
00:38:22You and
00:38:23You and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No
00:38:27He lied about that
00:38:28I don't know why, though
00:38:30Good
00:38:31You know
00:38:33Father, the asshole
00:38:34Every time he looks at you
00:38:35Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37Thinking about him
00:38:38Touching you
00:38:38Kissing you
00:38:40I could kill him
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:49Okay, fine
00:38:49I won't
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:58Okay, everyone
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08Oh, my God
00:39:09I am so fed up with this
00:39:23Oops
00:39:29Sorry
00:39:30I tripped
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead
00:39:41They're both dead
00:39:42Oh
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh
00:39:50What are you
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57Jen
00:39:57What's going on over there?
00:40:08Wait
00:40:09What's going on?
00:40:10Honest Jen
00:40:11Is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:12This squirman's burning
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds
00:40:15Oh, please
00:40:16It's baking soda and water
00:40:17You're fine
00:40:18Detention
00:40:18Today
00:40:19After school
00:40:21Shit
00:40:33Jake, hey
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry
00:40:36Gotta get to student council
00:40:40Hey
00:40:41You didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah
00:40:48You don't know about the
00:40:51Come on
00:41:04Hey, um, Ella
00:41:07It's Emma
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:25And it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:29It means
00:41:29It means I can't
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online
00:41:38He's really important to me
00:41:43And I'm sure
00:41:45You're really important to him
00:41:56You know, Cole
00:41:57If you look past
00:41:58All that hair gel
00:41:59And
00:42:01Big ol' ego
00:42:01And
00:42:02Rich kid for bravo
00:42:03Okay, okay
00:42:04I get it
00:42:08You're kind of sweet
00:42:14Hey, look at that
00:42:16Oh, my God
00:42:17Thank you
00:42:19Oh, my God
00:42:21You're a miracle worker
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32Shut up, Ella
00:42:33It's Emma
00:42:34Whatever
00:42:36Oh, my God
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley Whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard
00:43:17When can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole Wizard
00:43:21I want you so badly
00:43:22I dream about you touching me
00:43:23Oh, my God
00:43:25Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages
00:43:27Touch me, Guacamole Wizard
00:43:30Yeah
00:43:31Hey, Valley Whore
00:43:32Show them what you really like
00:43:52Here you go
00:43:53Here, this is for you
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:01You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:12What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15Hey, everyone
00:44:15I think Valley Whore is a catfish
00:44:19Because who in their right mind
00:44:21Would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop
00:44:52I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57Jake
00:44:59Hey
00:45:01Now's the time
00:45:02Tell them
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're Guacamole Wizard
00:45:08Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:11Here you go
00:45:14Oh, my God
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry
00:45:36It was nothing personal
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:45Alright, alright, alright
00:45:52Enough
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so
00:46:05Let me get this straight
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower
00:46:08And defaced school property
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14Jesus Christ
00:46:15How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares?
00:46:23I care
00:46:24And
00:46:24I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom
00:46:28What?
00:46:30I don't overmind that body
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36No, no, please don't
00:46:37Please
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:40Max's dad called
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43You're going to go
00:46:44And you're going to ask Jen to prom
00:46:46End of discussion
00:46:54Come on, you big coward
00:46:55Message him
00:46:56Just do it, just do it
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09I could never think that
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:42Okay
00:47:43You got this, Haley
00:47:45Just take a deep breath
00:47:46You got this
00:47:47You got this
00:47:51You look beautiful
00:47:55Thank you, Mom
00:48:15Hey, Haley
00:48:16I'm glad you came
00:48:17You look so pretty
00:48:18Hi
00:48:19Hey, Max
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous
00:48:22I mean
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood money
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:27They don't care about shit
00:48:28Get drunk, girl
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah
00:48:43What are you doing here?
00:48:45Valley whore
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:50Hey, everyone, let's give it up for Valley whore
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06Those are concerning
00:49:07Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess
00:49:14Pervy princess
00:49:17Pervy princess
00:49:18Pervy princess
00:49:20Pervy princess
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25Leave me alone
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:44Paul?
00:49:44Oh, wait, I feel..
00:50:04Why are you yelling at her?
00:50:13Agh!
00:50:22¿Estás él?
00:50:24¿Quién está intentando encontrar tu chico chico chico chico?
00:50:28¿Ok? Cole no es él.
00:50:29¿Qué es lo que vamos a ir a la proma juntos?
00:50:32No, no.
00:50:33Sí, tú estás.
00:50:34Es bien.
00:50:35Tú puedes ser honestas con tus sentimientos.
00:50:38¿Y tú?
00:50:39¿Tú?
00:50:40¿Tú?
00:50:41¿Tú?
00:50:44Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:47David, wait.
00:50:52David, look.
00:50:53Please, Elise, take my jacket.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously, the wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car!
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once
00:51:35and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Hayley!
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41I'm a striven.
00:51:42So,
00:51:43you're the scholarship trash
00:51:45that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl
00:51:52from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter
00:51:59and your mom works for me.
00:52:02Stay away from him
00:52:03or I swear to God,
00:52:05your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:09Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13No, Hayley, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:17I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:20I hate your greed
00:52:21and your callousness
00:52:22and your elitist ideas
00:52:23of what you think
00:52:24a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:28I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So, Cole,
00:52:33go with your dad.
00:52:36Hayley!
00:52:40Fuck this.
00:52:42Fuck this.
00:52:45No laptop
00:52:46and no phone
00:52:47for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died,
00:52:49you've turned into
00:52:50this cold patriarch.
00:52:51Hayley, not that's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother
00:52:55I would make you a success, son.
00:52:58Even if it meant
00:52:58saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Hayley.
00:53:09I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:11I just felt
00:53:13kind of bad
00:53:14that I accidentally
00:53:15helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So,
00:53:17I wanted to return
00:53:18your laptop to you.
00:53:19Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down,
00:53:35one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:39Want to go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:52And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no,
00:54:06Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks
00:54:09because he's also the president
00:54:12of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:16Cole?
00:54:17My son, Cole?
00:54:19Reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget
00:54:21a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds,
00:54:23today could be that day.
00:54:24And we just have to give him back
00:54:25this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop
00:54:50and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:52Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game
00:55:02and tell the girl who you love
00:55:03who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:08Stick me to your car.
00:55:15Come on, the wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:32Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:42It's you.
00:55:44I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you
00:55:49who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to fire your mom
00:55:53and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:55to tell you who I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family
00:55:59and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:14Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you...
00:56:20You love guacamole wizard, but...
00:56:24Look, I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot.
00:56:43I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing
00:56:47was so confusing, though,
00:56:48because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I...
00:56:55I mean, I...
00:56:57I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped it was.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:08You're hot, man.
00:57:11You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, uh...
00:57:17What are those things I said we could do?
00:57:20Here we go.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:27You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:31I'm so beyond you.
00:57:33Just beyond me.
00:57:36I'm so beyond you.
00:57:43Just beyond me.
00:57:51Okay, so...
00:57:52What do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10.
00:57:54Oh.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56Would do again.
00:57:57Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:03All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh...
00:58:06I'll take that as a one.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:16Mm.
00:58:16Oh, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:22No, I'm just...
00:58:23I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:26I'll take a minute, no.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:32Um...
00:58:33I think...
00:58:34Is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you get a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:53I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Waiter.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:08Who would have guessed?
00:59:13I thought...
00:59:14Only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you...
00:59:24I might have wanted to go to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:39Cole, are you here?
00:59:41Cole, are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:48I see you, Cole.
00:59:48You are a big pro.
01:00:07Hey, uh...
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:32My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:43It's 20 minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:47Deal.
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:55I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:03Jen Longfellow.
01:01:05Thank you.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09Thank you guys so much.
01:01:12Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:17Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27It was fun.
01:01:28It's good as you got.
01:01:29Yes.
01:01:33Hey, or, uh, most of the time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:40Hell yeah.
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:44Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:46Dang it.
01:01:47Language.
01:01:48I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:52Come on.
01:01:52Everyone say it with me.
01:01:53Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:02:01Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:15If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:19I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit.
01:02:37You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that.
01:02:56I'm the principal.
01:02:57So, yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no winter chick.
01:03:10You lied to me.
01:03:23Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:38humor.
01:03:38Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no.
01:03:47That's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:56Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:02Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:08And you can accept that?
01:04:09I'll make my own path.
01:04:11And best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy pride.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:35That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:41I love you, Dalekwine.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:04:48Hey.
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