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Chassé Du Terrain, Sacré Au Sommet
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00:00:40Oh, my fucking leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay? It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim. We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet, hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro, maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off of this.
00:01:23I swear, please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
00:01:47Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Alright, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06You can go right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:10Alright, boys.
00:02:12Bring it in!
00:02:12Come on!
00:02:13Bring it in!
00:02:14One, two, three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:3442-15.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's us!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe!
00:03:22I have got great news.
00:03:33Wait.
00:03:34This is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:54What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:00West!
00:04:02You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
00:04:06West!
00:04:07Are you okay?!
00:04:08Ted!
00:04:09What's wrong with you?!
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?!
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?!
00:04:24It's because you're a loser!
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?!
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?!
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two.
00:04:46Actually.
00:04:49Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:56We're never gonna make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards, front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent?
00:06:21This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:52That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:00Great.
00:07:02Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:08And?
00:07:08I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Just in case.
00:07:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:20Okay, do you remember about ten years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:23He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name was Ted.
00:07:27Of course.
00:07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Ya va, Marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:38Si, Marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:42With him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Boo!
00:07:54Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:07Boo!
00:08:07Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:08You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:17They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:35Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:48The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:52So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, I got all them players with his ideas?
00:08:56Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:09:00That's why I fired him.
00:09:01But if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:06But you listen to me, West.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:15Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:21The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:33This...
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're saved.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:58Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:07Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:14Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Edmund.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:21Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:24You're benching me!
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:31You are done here.
00:10:32Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:56Or an assistant coach.
00:11:05Well, I've done that one.
00:11:07You're gonna do that though.
00:11:10I don't know.
00:11:12This is what makes me feel better.
00:11:13Oh, I've done it.
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards, and he nailed it.
00:11:22Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:23Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:25Guys, I got a whole book of plays, OK?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me,
00:11:29but I promise you, if you follow my plays,
00:11:32we will win this game.
00:11:35I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:00Man, looking like a head start.
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:10Come on!
00:12:11Win like this?
00:12:12We never even dreamed of!
00:12:14Following this plays, we actually crushed it!
00:12:17Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:19You keep this fucking good!
00:12:21Yeah!
00:12:22That's it!
00:12:22Come on!
00:12:36I'm ready!
00:12:36Woo!
00:12:36Woo!
00:12:37Woo!
00:12:37Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:38Woo!
00:12:41Woo!
00:12:43Woo!
00:12:44Woo!
00:12:45Woo!
00:12:46Woo!
00:12:49the knights have done the impossible rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final
00:12:54four under head coach ted vincent meanwhile the eagles once a top contender for the championship
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses losers go home you're as damn straight
00:13:05you can't even win against the worst teams in the league
00:13:16and you your plays get worse every damn game how are you supposed to win a title like that
00:13:21why is it the moment i stopped using ted's plays nothing works anymore boss we just got careless
00:13:28the last few games don't worry we're gonna crush the next game oh right next game the semi-finals
00:13:35gets the knife you lose that every fucking one of you are fired
00:13:45wait a second isn't that our former assistant coach
00:13:52how the hell did he get to be head coach of the knights
00:13:56the knights used to be the bottom of the league now they're on a winning streak made it all the
00:13:59way to
00:14:00the semi-finals looks like ted's the reason when he was around we never struggled this much to win
00:14:05for someone that fumbles as much as you james you have a pretty tight grip on ted's dick
00:14:10those wins had nothing to do with him he got a few tricks from me
00:14:14now he thinks of some genius fucking coach please beating him will be easy
00:14:21if you can't even win against that loser every swinging dick here can pack their bags
00:14:32coach maybe we should bring ted back with him around we might actually win the championship
00:14:40that what you all want yeah you all want ted back yeah you want one fucking big orgy with
00:14:46that okay did you want your boyfriend back guess i can't rescue him leaking my playbook
00:14:57fine i'll bring him back
00:15:04mr vincent you're about to face the eagles do you really think the knights can win
00:15:11you know i uh believe in my team as long as it's my game plan the eagles do not stand
00:15:18a chance
00:15:19but from what i've heard you're just a fired assistant coach
00:15:24what makes you so confident confident in what
00:15:28his own delusions this guy's a clown who loves to talk big
00:15:38what are you doing here i'm going to give you a chance ted come back to the eagles all you
00:15:43have
00:15:43to do is apologize right here in front of everyone and maybe i'll let you crawl back and be my
00:15:51assistant
00:15:52who the hell do you think you are you want our head coach to apologize to you
00:16:08i'm not going back don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own guys like you born
00:16:16at
00:16:16the bottom don't get to be champions ever she's right trash like you belongs on a trash team
00:16:32what is this
00:16:36still chasing dreams in your 30s
00:16:40football is a rich man's game one of our players could buy your whole damn team
00:16:45you'll never beat us
00:16:54hey i'll say it one last time i'll never join the heroes oh right you're doing this for the race
00:17:01right fine uh about 500 more a month that's what you want right you should take it ted with that
00:17:10500
00:17:10maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills
00:17:16500 is that all you thought pathetic
00:17:26mr vincent here's your bonus for leading the knights to victory three million dollars
00:17:45no way his bonus is three million my loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire
00:17:51that's gonna be fake you two are putting on a show for us
00:17:58so the eagles want to bring back a fired coach
00:18:02let me guess your team's performance sucked you fumbled all the tactics and now you want ted to
00:18:09come and save your ass right bullshit you only got a few tricks from me
00:18:16only a team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius
00:18:20judging by your recent record looks like our team could wipe the floor with you with ease
00:18:28this bitch just wait till when i beat you even if you come crawling back i'll slam the door in
00:18:38your
00:18:38face hey the knights will never lose to you
00:18:51the knights who once sat dead last in the league have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:57semi-final
00:18:58but today they face the powerhouse eagles will this be the end of their story let's stay tuned for a
00:19:05fantastic game to come
00:19:13listen up i know that team over there is strong all right no one expects us to win now i
00:19:21promise you
00:19:22this team will go down if we run my place we will walk out of here with the win i
00:19:29can promise you
00:19:30that yes sir coach we trust you completely all right fellas let's go get this win all right boys bring
00:19:49you know you're going to work miracles for me your beer is just not suitable for a game of this
00:19:55caliber
00:19:56it's for poor people people of class like like us need whiskey or wine
00:20:05what's how come for you in this game i got a bowl of money riding on this son i need
00:20:09a win
00:20:11relax this is a sure win and make sure you get your money their team's combined worth is 30 million
00:20:17dollars this guy right here 40 million how are they supposed to compete with that
00:20:24well as you know i don't give a about football but i do care about winning
00:20:30i'm counting i need to get this across the line
00:20:33two victory still been way too soon coach get him
00:20:42come on block push through block there we go good good
00:20:56right from the start the knights are off to a blazing start scott drives it home for the first
00:21:01touchdown what the is happening
00:21:07the knights tactics are clearly working the eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half
00:21:12would they be pulling off a miracle today they're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries
00:21:17why the are they good all of a sudden you idiot i thought you said this would be no problem
00:21:23what the am i paying you for it's got to be a fluke it's got to be ted he was
00:21:28my assistant he knows
00:21:28all my place but what are you gonna do about it i have i have a plan to turn this
00:21:34around trust me
00:21:35you better not be bullshitting me i swear to god that if i can't leave this team to victory i
00:21:43i'll resign this is your last chance son last chance am i clear don't it up
00:21:51shit looks like i've got no choice kent what's up coach that broke ass team's only got one star player
00:22:01quarterback take them out they can't win this game
00:22:05they can't win this game
00:22:22now boy is broken oh oh come on the next score stands but the injured player looks like he
00:22:33cannot continue let's hope for a speedy recovery what are we doing that's rough in the past that's
00:22:37a 15-yard penalty you idiot don't make me kick you out of the game coach
00:23:02you want to keep coaching get back to your sideline now yeah you son of a
00:23:11bitch how much are you paying these refs who cares your only star player is out you have no
00:23:17chance of winning this game today i have cash to burn nobody can touch me
00:23:26bed back to your sideline now good job got your cash letter by the way
00:23:35you're talented big deal one word from me henry gets you fired for leaking my place
00:23:43the world belongs to people like us nice little sweater by the way let's go look
00:24:05the eagles have taken the lead swiftly and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock looks as though the
00:24:12knights might not pull off the miracle today three of our key players are out if this keeps up we're
00:24:18finished west obviously bribed the refs unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and
00:24:24score we're done for come on coach somebody like that is top tier at least we're in the middle of
00:24:29a
00:24:29game how are we supposed to find someone like that all right ted warm up
00:24:43only you can save the night
00:24:44i don't wait boss what do you mean warm up ted i did my research used to be a star
00:24:56if it weren't for that accent you'd be in the hall of fame by now i need you to warm
00:25:01up ted ted
00:25:03vincent the same guy the media used to call the best player ncaa no way you're my head coach
00:25:14grace i'm the head coach i can't just go out there and be a player actually you can
00:25:19i registered you as a player before we started
00:25:23you're officially on the roster you want to warm up
00:25:36my legs healed but i haven't played in so long can i really do this hey you want that super
00:25:45bowl ring or
00:25:45not huh you got this now take a championship that belongs to me
00:26:01maybe maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player
00:26:13the past injuries are behind me they won't stop now
00:26:28all right let's crush them
00:26:38so
00:26:48so
00:26:49so
00:26:49so
00:27:14what is going on am i dreaming or am i looking at head coach ted vincent going out there warming
00:27:21up mid-half time it must be raining cats and dogs because i feel like barking ted you're that leg
00:27:28broken loser don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game you got that right
00:27:35you're in your 30s man what good is that gonna do my team's valued at over a billion dollars
00:27:39you're just a worthless cripple million dollars huh the deal i can single-handedly steamroll your
00:27:47entire team your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're gonna score a single point
00:27:52what if i score what if you score let's make a bet you score one point you can slap me
00:27:59in the face
00:28:00one time when you don't i get to slap the shit out of you getting some ice ready we'll face
00:28:06it
00:28:06a leader later game's almost lost and he's still talking big i'm gonna turn his face in a baby
00:28:18let's go let's go you ready let's do this
00:28:39let's do this
00:29:01he threw that way too far no one's catching that he don't even know how to play he's scared stiff
00:29:06you scared him so bad he forgot how to play yeah i got him i got him stiff
00:29:26holy guacamole the night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field i must
00:29:32eat something weird for breakfast today because i feel like i am tripping ladies and gentlemen
00:29:36a scrambling quarterback has he lost his mind boss thank god i fired this guy because
00:29:40he would have wrecked their entire team
00:30:00what a wild play nobody even came close to catching 10 vincent and he makes a score
00:30:21best day on nights
00:30:25he just caught the pass he flew himself
00:30:27yes yes i knew i picked it right back
00:30:31i thought you said he was a worthless cripple hang on it was a fluke threw it way too far
00:30:37and then he got lucky he scored he can't possibly come back exactly i know him he's a washed up
00:30:44midlife loser there's no way he's scoring again maybe he's just getting lucky no not again i can't
00:30:53let him score again i'm not gonna be slapped in front of him
00:30:56no one lock on your turn if you can't stop him take him out
00:31:08it's too late ted today your leg breaks again
00:31:14ted watch out
00:31:26ted scores again oh my gosh ted just slipped right through that tap and like it was nothing
00:31:32ted vincent is looking like a superhero he just cut through our entire defense
00:31:38god he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market
00:31:41what a hundred million at least
00:31:46you called him a washed up nobody you had a star on the team and you cut him
00:31:49i don't know how he's doing this he was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs i i i
00:31:53don't
00:31:54he's not supposed to be good you idiot you let this talent walk west must go
00:32:02this mess is on you west i should never listen to you
00:32:07there's no way i can lose this game if we lose i'm out i can't afford to lose everything
00:32:25that's how you like this dude
00:32:29the knights on offense now
00:32:32my god he just sent the defense flying
00:32:35that man just was thrown two feet in the air that is unreal they look unstoppable
00:32:42hey hey time out time out
00:32:49what the hell is going on with him man the intensity just went through the roof
00:32:56i don't know what's going on
00:32:59hey rep i want to file a complaint these guys are using steroids and i want to file an immediate
00:33:04investigation oh come on you can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because i'm winning
00:33:10what kind of slander is that you call that slander look around idiot everyone's drained and your
00:33:17guys are turning into monsters all right don't play stupid with me so what if i did i have every
00:33:24official in my back pocket go go go go check for yourself you'll find nothing
00:33:31you really think games like this are one on the field please every game like this is run behind
00:33:38the rich behind the scenes you broke losers never even had a chance smart girl make a kiss
00:33:48you see ted you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family but emma does not
00:33:53care i can treat her however i want and she'll never leave me i have money
00:34:00she's trash and i couldn't care less about her but this game i will win
00:34:10the game continues eagles are back on the field
00:34:18oh my goodness ted just intercepted that pass
00:34:22he can't even beat an injured 32 year old man
00:34:25after this game you're out don't panic sir
00:34:30i won't win i can't believe it ted with the interception and he scores ladies and gentlemen
00:34:48this is unreal is he really 32 this is possible even juiced up he can't stop ted because of you
00:34:56we lost the top player after this game i don't care what it takes
00:35:00he brings ted back to me you understand
00:35:05yes
00:35:19unbelievable the knights have tied it up in the final quarter
00:35:22can they pull off another miracle
00:35:33this time i'll take home the trophy there's only one minute left ted's got the ball he is leading
00:35:40the offense stop him if we lose this game you're all done
00:35:45ted throws it but there's no one there to catch it it looks like a ghost town on that side
00:35:50of the field
00:35:51looks like they gave up on that play see i told you i can't win
00:35:56we'll drag this in overtime and then we'll crush him
00:36:24let's give it up
00:36:25let's give it up for the ninth winner of the game and heading
00:36:29straight to the championship
00:36:30yes
00:36:32yes
00:36:32we did it
00:36:38thank you ted
00:36:40we could not have done this without you
00:36:43just don't want to need to be done
00:36:44yeah
00:36:51if you hadn't have fired ted we'd be the one celebrating right now
00:36:54come on i know ted he probably just got lucky
00:36:57shut your fucking mouth
00:37:00you go apologize to ted and bring him back to the eagles
00:37:04yes sir
00:37:05all right marica canamos
00:37:13what are you doing here
00:37:15i'm here to see ted ted i want you back on the eagle
00:37:24what are you waiting for
00:37:26apologize to ted
00:37:27now
00:37:30i'm sorry ted
00:37:32i shouldn't have fired you
00:37:35sorry now you're sorry
00:37:38don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff
00:37:41what do you say ted
00:37:42come back to the eagles
00:37:43i'll make you head coach
00:37:44give you a hundred thousand a month
00:37:46plus bonuses
00:37:47two million a year minimum
00:37:49what
00:37:50two million a year
00:37:51my useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire
00:37:55seriously
00:37:56uh boss
00:37:58what about me
00:38:01shut the fuck up
00:38:03you'll stay on as ted's assistant
00:38:05maybe clean up after practice while you're at it
00:38:09ted
00:38:10i was just testing you before but now that you've proven yourself let's get back together okay
00:38:19back together
00:38:21ted
00:38:21deep down
00:38:23i have always loved you
00:38:25and you still love me right
00:38:32back when you betrayed me
00:38:34you never said anything about love
00:38:38when you humiliated me
00:38:40with another man
00:38:43you never said a thing about love
00:38:46and now
00:38:48you want to talk about love
00:38:51ted that was all just a misunderstanding
00:38:54okay let's go home and talk
00:38:56just the two of us
00:38:58ted's not going anywhere with you
00:39:01he has better options now
00:39:04better options
00:39:06you're just the owner of some trash team
00:39:09without ted
00:39:10it would still be at the bottom of the league
00:39:12you really think you could call yourself the better option
00:39:17what if i'm not just the owner of the team
00:39:20what if i'm not just the owner of the team
00:39:24ted there's something you don't know about me
00:39:27i'm actually the sole heir to the taylor family
00:39:33uh the taylor family the richest family in the world
00:39:37the trillionaires who have more money than some countries
00:39:44that's right
00:39:47so tell me
00:39:48don't you think
00:39:49i'm the better option now
00:39:52you just want ted for his money
00:39:54what makes you think you have the right to come crawling back
00:39:58you bitch
00:40:00you'll pay for this
00:40:07ted
00:40:08come back to the eagles i'll give you whatever you want
00:40:10name your prize
00:40:12appreciate the offer henry but
00:40:14i'm happy with the knights
00:40:17they're going to stick around here a while
00:40:20you sure son
00:40:21don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage
00:40:27i've already proven myself
00:40:29with this win
00:40:30with the knights
00:40:31i don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore
00:40:35damn it this is your fault
00:40:36you lost me a top tier player
00:40:38you know what you're done with the eagles
00:40:40pass your shit and get the fuck out
00:40:45sir
00:40:46sir
00:40:47please don't fire me
00:40:50ted
00:40:50i owe you
00:40:51a real apology
00:40:53just come back to the eagles
00:40:55i lost our bet
00:40:56parents fair
00:40:56so you can hit me
00:40:58if you want
00:40:59we'll just call even
00:41:01after just come back
00:41:02come back to the eagles
00:41:05come on
00:41:07hit me
00:41:08fucking hit me ted
00:41:09i know you want to
00:41:10i know you want to
00:41:12i know how much you fucking hit me ted
00:41:13you saw me fucking your wife
00:41:14remember that
00:41:15fucking hit me
00:41:39i will never
00:41:40forgive you
00:41:43i will never
00:41:44join the eagles
00:41:46figure out your own mess first
00:41:48coach west
00:41:50we have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers
00:41:55your coaching license is hereby revoked
00:41:57you're banned from the nfl
00:41:58for life
00:41:59please come with us
00:42:00what
00:42:01this
00:42:02ted
00:42:03you gotta talk to him
00:42:04if i can't coach i'll starve
00:42:06illegal
00:42:07i don't even
00:42:07please
00:42:08please i'll do anything you want
00:42:10i'll do anything
00:42:11people like you
00:42:13are a disgrace
00:42:15to the nfl
00:42:18wait
00:42:19skimpt
00:42:22you're gonna fucking pay for this
00:42:24you're gonna fucking pay for this ted
00:42:26i'm alan david patrick west god damn it
00:42:33hey i heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce
00:42:39um i was thinking maybe if you wanted you could stay with me for a while
00:42:49it's up to you
00:42:51all right
00:42:53i mean it's closer to the field anyways right
00:42:57exactly
00:42:58it's way closer to the field
00:43:05when they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league
00:43:08sir sir sir sir please please please please please i'm begging you please
00:43:11let him go
00:43:14fuck off me
00:43:17this is all your fault
00:43:18what do you not still have one hell of a coach
00:43:20sir
00:43:22do you really think he won that game on skill alone
00:43:25what are you getting at
00:43:26ted was my assistant he knows my whole playbook
00:43:29how else could he have beaten me
00:43:30that bastard
00:43:32no wonder he turned down my office
00:43:37sir
00:43:39you still own the giants they're headed to the super bowl if you give me another shot
00:43:44i'll demolish him
00:43:48and if you lose
00:43:50scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life
00:43:56i'll talk to the commissioner about west
00:43:58are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did
00:44:01we're taking him out i'm unofficial of this league and i take it very responsibly
00:44:04i'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much and hope you have a
00:44:07good day
00:44:10this is like a signing bonus for the
00:44:12lucky you don't get fired
00:44:14that's fair
00:44:15i'll bring you to the giants as an assistant
00:44:18don't worry sir
00:44:20he's going to regret everything he's ever done
00:44:22yeah he damn well better
00:44:37this is my house
00:44:38and um i have spare bedroom so feel free to choose whichever you like it's usually just me
00:44:45there's the kitchen
00:44:57and here's the couch
00:44:58you should come sit
00:45:00all right thanks
00:45:06i'm gonna go shower now
00:45:08all right thanks
00:45:13okay i'm gonna go now
00:45:42hey you okay
00:45:44i just told something
00:45:46okay
00:45:50okay okay
00:45:51oh my god
00:45:53okay
00:45:57probably stranded okay
00:45:59just sit still and let me lose some love for your back
00:46:24oh my god that's so much better already actually
00:46:40okay
00:46:41okay
00:46:41okay
00:46:42i'll uh grab you a towel
00:46:47don't move
00:47:06dad
00:47:07Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:11You haven't been home in years.
00:47:13You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:15Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:17I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:22I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:24Great, great.
00:47:26I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:28Okay, bye.
00:47:34Everything okay?
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:40It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:46I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:50Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:56You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not dizzy tomorrow,
00:48:05like, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:09maybe you could come with me,
00:48:10or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:14Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:18I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:20What do you think?
00:48:21Mm-hmm.
00:48:22Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:25Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:27I'ma be the star.
00:48:29Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:31If it works out?
00:48:32Mm-hmm.
00:48:34I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:36I'll take that.
00:48:37Two stars.
00:48:39Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:41Oh, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:45No, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:47and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:49Actually, I'm going to go right now
00:48:52and have Emily help me pick out some gifts.
00:48:58And maybe, after you win the championship,
00:49:02I'll give you marks for a card.
00:49:11It's been a while.
00:49:13I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:24Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:25Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:29She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:31All right, no problem.
00:49:52Well, well, well.
00:49:54Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:56Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00All those years working out there
00:50:01and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:05Take a look.
00:50:07Land Rover, 700 grand.
00:50:09You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:11No, no, no.
00:50:13Alan, you're so mean to your cousin.
00:50:16I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:19It's just a bit early
00:50:21to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:23unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second-hand junkie.
00:50:29Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:31I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:36Listen to yourself.
00:50:38You talk like you just go out there
00:50:40and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:42Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:44Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:46before you start bragging.
00:50:48Guys, guys, guys, enough.
00:50:50Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:52It's like a circus.
00:50:55Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:57Yeah, sorry.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:51:04Family.
00:51:06I love them.
00:51:10Ethan, Sophia, Alan.
00:51:18My boy!
00:51:21Where are you, Kate?
00:51:26I'm sorry.
00:51:27I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:29It's okay.
00:51:30You're here.
00:51:31It's all that counts.
00:51:32You're here.
00:51:33What is with all this emotion?
00:51:35He has been gone for years,
00:51:37and he is back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:40I don't care if he's rich,
00:51:41but you're not so free.
00:51:43He's healthy and safe.
00:51:46It's all that matters.
00:51:48Oh.
00:51:49Your health's nice and all,
00:51:51but money's what really matters here.
00:51:54You know, my son, Alan,
00:51:56is already the security manager for the Knights
00:51:58at 400 grand a year.
00:52:01Four hundred grand?
00:52:03I mean, that's more than the two of you
00:52:04we'll ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:06You know, you should beg, Alan,
00:52:09to give Ted a job.
00:52:11I mean, unless, of course,
00:52:12you just want him to be broke, like you.
00:52:17Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:23Well, technically, someone like him
00:52:25doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:27but if you beg nicely,
00:52:30I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:33Janitor job?
00:52:35That's all you can do
00:52:36is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:38You should be grateful
00:52:40that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:42Do you know how many people
00:52:44would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:47Just don't blow it.
00:52:48Yeah, that's right.
00:52:49With me in charge,
00:52:50even cleaning bathrooms
00:52:52pays better than whatever he's doing.
00:52:55I don't know.
00:52:56Tell me.
00:52:58Alan,
00:52:59how much does this janitor job pay?
00:53:01Is it over two million a year?
00:53:33You're saying that you have a salary
00:53:34if you could get Ted a position
00:53:36with the Knights,
00:53:37I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:40Oh, please.
00:53:42What could a broke man like you give me
00:53:45that is worth my time?
00:53:47Dad,
00:53:48pay.
00:53:49You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:52I already work for the Knights.
00:53:55What?
00:53:57Work for the Knights?
00:54:02You work for the Knights?
00:54:06You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:08You're in your 30s,
00:54:10still a nobody.
00:54:12You expect us to believe
00:54:13that you work for the Knights?
00:54:17I'm taking the Knights
00:54:18all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19Took them all the way to the Super Bowl?
00:54:21You're trying to tell me
00:54:23that the Knights
00:54:25making it all the way
00:54:26to the Super Bowl
00:54:27is thanks to you.
00:54:29That's right.
00:54:34Oh, please.
00:54:36Everyone knows
00:54:36you're just a washed up cripple.
00:54:38You're not even fit
00:54:39to clean the toilets.
00:54:40And you're saying
00:54:41that you're responsible
00:54:42for taking the Knights
00:54:44all the way through the vinyls.
00:54:46Oliver,
00:54:47your son's not only broke,
00:54:48he's obviously delusional.
00:54:51I know my son.
00:54:53He's not a liar.
00:54:55Oh, really?
00:54:57He doesn't lie.
00:54:58Okay.
00:54:58Then,
00:54:59Helen,
00:55:00genius,
00:55:01what exactly
00:55:02did you do for the Knights?
00:55:04I'm the head coach.
00:55:10You,
00:55:11you're the head coach.
00:55:13Is that what you're saying?
00:55:14Oh,
00:55:15come on.
00:55:16Your lies are giving me
00:55:16more and more ridiculous.
00:55:18You,
00:55:18the head coach
00:55:19of the Knights?
00:55:22Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:24I'm just a security manager.
00:55:25I don't have access
00:55:26to the field,
00:55:27let alone the execs
00:55:28or the head coach.
00:55:30Hell,
00:55:31how would I even know
00:55:32he's lying or not?
00:55:33He's just trying to act
00:55:34a big shot.
00:55:35I guess forget
00:55:36that he's broke.
00:55:38This loser
00:55:39would never be a head coach.
00:55:42Yeah,
00:55:43a loser like him
00:55:44could never run
00:55:45a team like the Knights.
00:55:47If I didn't work
00:55:48for the Knights,
00:55:49I might have believed
00:55:49you, Ted.
00:55:50Nice try,
00:55:51by the way.
00:55:52You're no head coach.
00:55:54You're just a fraud
00:55:55in cheap clothes.
00:55:58So,
00:55:59all of you
00:56:00think that I'm lying?
00:56:02A head coach
00:56:04dressed like that?
00:56:05Next time
00:56:06you want to
00:56:07try
00:56:08playing rich,
00:56:09at least
00:56:10get yourself
00:56:11a new suit first.
00:56:16Hello
00:56:17and welcome,
00:56:17everyone.
00:56:18Welcome to the place.
00:56:19Please take a look
00:56:20at our menu.
00:56:21A certain
00:56:22sandwich with
00:56:23croqueline is too...
00:56:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:28Is that
00:56:28Coach Ted,
00:56:29the head coach
00:56:30of the Knights?
00:56:36Wait, what?
00:56:38He is the Knights
00:56:39head coach?
00:56:40Of course.
00:56:41If it wasn't
00:56:41for Coach Ted
00:56:42joining our team
00:56:43this year,
00:56:43we never would
00:56:44have made the finals.
00:56:45Coach Ted,
00:56:46I am a diehard
00:56:47Knights fan.
00:56:49Coach Ted,
00:56:50you're kind of
00:56:51a personal hero
00:56:51of mine.
00:56:52Would you
00:56:53want to take
00:56:53a picture with me?
00:56:55Yeah,
00:56:55of course.
00:57:01Oh my gosh,
00:57:02this is the best.
00:57:03I can't believe this.
00:57:04I just like the
00:57:04head coach
00:57:04of the Knights.
00:57:07I'm going to be
00:57:07telling everybody
00:57:08about this.
00:57:09Thank you so much.
00:57:10Of course.
00:57:14Dad,
00:57:16this is what I came
00:57:17home to celebrate
00:57:17with you.
00:57:19I'm taking my team
00:57:21to the Super Bowl.
00:57:23Son,
00:57:24is it really true?
00:57:26No way!
00:57:28That guy's
00:57:29obviously an actor.
00:57:30You pay to trick us.
00:57:31There's no way
00:57:32you're the head coach
00:57:33of the championship
00:57:34contending team.
00:57:38Come on.
00:57:39Just admit it.
00:57:40You're a nobody.
00:57:42A fraud.
00:57:44You'll end up
00:57:45just like your
00:57:46broke old father.
00:57:48Scraping by
00:57:49for life.
00:57:52Oh!
00:57:54Oh!
00:57:54Oh!
00:57:54Oh!
00:57:55Oh!
00:57:55Oh!
00:57:55Oh!
00:57:55Oh!
00:57:55You can insult
00:57:56me all you want
00:57:58but don't you dare
00:58:00insult my father.
00:58:05Enough!
00:58:12So what if you
00:58:13made the stupid finals?
00:58:16Today is your
00:58:17grandfather's birthday.
00:58:18Did you bring him
00:58:19any gifts?
00:58:20Oh!
00:58:24relax.
00:58:26You broke bastard.
00:58:27Do you mean you showed up at this party empty-handed and you still had the nerve to crash this
00:58:31party?
00:58:31We did bring something so fair.
00:58:40I made this game myself.
00:58:43It's from father.
00:58:45You've got to be free.
00:58:46You're so broke.
00:58:48Don't open that!
00:58:49You're gifting a stick.
00:58:50Oh, please.
00:58:51Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:57Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:58You actually brought this junk as a gift, pathetic.
00:59:02I won't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:05Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:08Thanks.
00:59:10What are you doing?
00:59:23What are you doing?
00:59:26I spent three months making it.
00:59:28What?
00:59:30Look at me.
00:59:31This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:38What?
00:59:39You want to hit me now?
00:59:40You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party,
00:59:44Alan?
00:59:45Show me what a real gift looks like.
00:59:47Ha!
00:59:48With pleasure.
00:59:52This one could tax only 50 grand.
00:59:57A little fancier than your wooden stick.
01:00:01Wait for it.
01:00:04This one right here.
01:00:05The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:09Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:11200 grand.
01:00:12Easy.
01:00:13200,000 dollars.
01:00:15You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:18The best one.
01:00:20Take a look at that.
01:00:24Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:28Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:31God.
01:00:32All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:35Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:41They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:43The gifts.
01:00:43That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:46Who said that?
01:01:02Sorry, Ted.
01:01:03Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:07Who are you?
01:01:09She looks familiar.
01:01:11I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:13Wait.
01:01:14Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:17I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:19So you're the girl Ted's been telling you about.
01:01:21He said you were beautiful.
01:01:23He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:25It's very kind of you.
01:01:27Oh.
01:01:29Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:31I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:33The guy's a cripple.
01:01:35He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:37You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:39Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:42Well, I didn't have much time to prepare.
01:01:45But I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:48Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:51Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:53You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:56So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:02:02Nothing extravagant.
01:02:03Just a painting.
01:02:05A painting?
01:02:06Please.
01:02:07How expensive could that be?
01:02:11It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:13Work around for a million dollars.
01:02:21What?
01:02:24There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:28You're lying.
01:02:30This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:34After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:37So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:43Who says it's real?
01:02:45None of us here can tell.
01:02:46For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:50Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:52That should be enough proof.
01:02:54You're right.
01:02:55Like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:57Look at that.
01:02:58Come on.
01:02:59What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:03Exactly.
01:03:03I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:06Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:10Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party, just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:15To grandpa's party.
01:03:16Ethan!
01:03:17This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:19Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:21Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:24This trash?
01:03:25You want grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:29Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:41What just happened?
01:03:43That is...
01:03:48Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:50Oh, grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:53These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift.
01:03:55But I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:58A fake painting?
01:04:00They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:03But I mean, look at them.
01:04:05They could not afford something like that.
01:04:07It has to be a fake.
01:04:12A Picasso.
01:04:14Oh my god.
01:04:15See?
01:04:17Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:20You guys better get out of here.
01:04:22You're not welcome.
01:04:28Alan?
01:04:30Come here.
01:04:30Yes, grandpa.
01:04:31Oh, sir.
01:04:33That's my boy.
01:04:34That's my boy.
01:04:35That's my boy.
01:04:35All that college education.
01:04:36And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
01:04:40What?
01:04:41Just shut your mouth.
01:04:43Why?
01:04:43Why do you hit me?
01:04:44You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot.
01:04:51What?
01:04:51Three million dollars?
01:04:52You can't believe their story.
01:04:54It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:56I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive.
01:04:57And I know real from fake.
01:04:59It was worth more than three million until you ruined it.
01:05:05What?
01:05:07It's real?
01:05:10Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:14Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:16She's the one that brought it.
01:05:19Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:21It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:27No, it cannot be real.
01:05:30No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:36It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:39I got it.
01:05:40Ted must have stolen Team Flugs.
01:05:42He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:47Come on.
01:05:48I'm calling you cops.
01:05:50Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:54You just refuse to see it.
01:05:57Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:06:02Come with me instead.
01:06:04I can show you the high life.
01:06:07The high life?
01:06:08Of course.
01:06:10I'm the night security manager.
01:06:12I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:14This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:16If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you want to be on my side.
01:06:21You know what I mean?
01:06:22How dare you threaten her?
01:06:24Do you even know who she is?
01:06:26Sure I do.
01:06:28She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:30Ted, don't worry.
01:06:32Maybe, once you're lucked up, I'm gonna take very good care of her.
01:06:38Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:43Actually, Grace owns the nights.
01:06:48What?
01:06:49What?
01:06:52You're lying.
01:06:56I told you.
01:06:57My son doesn't lie.
01:06:59Oh, my God.
01:07:01No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:04You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:08Oh, my God.
01:07:09What have I done?
01:07:12You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:14First, you destroy a $3 million painting of mine.
01:07:17And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:19Tell me, Alan.
01:07:21How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:23What?
01:07:23Pay for that?
01:07:24$3 million?
01:07:25Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:29Oh, no, no, no.
01:07:31It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:33I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:35Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:37Absolutely.
01:07:37A misunderstanding.
01:07:39Huh?
01:07:39Was it a misunderstanding when you assaulted us earlier?
01:07:44Ted.
01:07:45Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:47We're very, very sorry.
01:07:49Can you let this go, please?
01:07:50Please.
01:07:53Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:56I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:58I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:08:02You want me to forgive him?
01:08:04Please.
01:08:06If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:12Listen.
01:08:14You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:17But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:23Oliver.
01:08:24Oliver, please.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I'm so sorry.
01:08:26I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:28I'm so sorry.
01:08:28He's right.
01:08:28No, please.
01:08:29We're so sorry.
01:08:30Ted.
01:08:30We're so very sorry.
01:08:32Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:33Please, forgive me.
01:08:35Please.
01:08:35You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:38You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:44You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:48Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:50Amount three million.
01:08:52You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:58Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:09:02Pendejo.
01:09:04Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:06If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:10It's about time you got a taste of your own words.
01:09:13Oh, Stan.
01:09:14Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:16Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:20Good idea.
01:09:21Tomorrow.
01:09:30Alright, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:33Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:36He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:38Relax.
01:09:39I got this.
01:09:41West?
01:09:45Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:47How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:49If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:52Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:55I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:59You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:10:02And you still lost.
01:10:04Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:07This time's different.
01:10:09The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:12Worth over $2 billion.
01:10:13I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:18You'll never win.
01:10:25I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:28You.
01:10:32Please.
01:10:33If it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:38So what's cheating?
01:10:40Stealing plays, huh?
01:10:42In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:46See the other one.
01:10:48No.
01:10:49You lost to Ted.
01:10:51You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:54Win.
01:10:55I win the championship?
01:10:58No, I have nothing else to say.
01:11:01You'll never win.
01:11:02How about a bet?
01:11:04Loser.
01:11:05Paid the winner.
01:11:07$10 million?
01:11:09Swears off football forever.
01:11:10I'm still waiting for your apology.
01:11:23Damn you, Ted!
01:11:24You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:27You'll never get back off!
01:11:32The Giants, new time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:39They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vinson, and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:45So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:49Here we go!
01:11:50The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:55There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:57The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:59They truly are the best.
01:12:01This is not good.
01:12:03I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:07What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:09The game just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:12Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:13Fucking pathetic.
01:12:15Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:17Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:23Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:26Trust me.
01:12:27I got this.
01:12:33Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:35Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:37Not a big shot.
01:12:38See a Hail Mary.
01:12:40Please.
01:12:40A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:44What a joke!
01:12:46He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:48There's no way he makes this kick.
01:12:49On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:55The kick is up!
01:12:57And it's...
01:12:58The Knights' score from 50 yards back!
01:13:02Unbelievable!
01:13:03This is why we do what we do.
01:13:06Oh, well.
01:13:06It's too close.
01:13:08Woo!
01:13:09What's up, boys?
01:13:10Hey!
01:13:11As long as I'm here, you seem to lose!
01:13:14Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:15Oh!
01:13:19Yeah!
01:13:28Yeah!
01:13:29The Knights' score is too low!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:32Oh!
01:13:32Oh!
01:13:37What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:38This game's almost over!
01:13:40You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:44You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:46If you lose this game, you'd be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:50I have no other option?
01:13:53I can't win.
01:13:55Fucking useless!
01:13:56Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:14:04Nice, nice.
01:14:12Get up!
01:14:19Oh!
01:14:21Let's go!
01:14:23Get up!
01:14:27Just heavy at the end, and you've got a tank!
01:14:29No!
01:14:29No!
01:14:32That's what I said!
01:14:35No!
01:14:35You came!
01:14:36No!
01:14:42Nobody thought it could happen, nobody wanted it to, besides me, but guess what, the Knights
01:14:49are the NFL championship, you can sleep well tonight mom, Ted, I know you won't be sleeping,
01:14:55you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight, and enjoy my friend, you deserve it, the
01:15:00NFL champions, the Knights, let's go, let's go, hey, how you going west, did you remember
01:15:17our bet, if I recall it was, loser of this game owes the other ten million dollars, and
01:15:27and has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:30Ten million dollars.
01:15:32I could rig my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:35Ted, have mercy.
01:15:38We used to be colleagues.
01:15:39Remember? Remember?
01:15:42I don't know. I don't have time.
01:15:44And if I'm forced on the NFL, I wouldn't have enough challenge.
01:15:46You can't let him off like that!
01:15:49If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged.
01:15:51He costs our guys everything. He has to pay.
01:15:54Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:55Come on, coach. You can't let him get away with this.
01:16:00Okay.
01:16:09Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:13I never should have done what I did.
01:16:16And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:21As per our bet,
01:16:25you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:28But out of the kindness of my heart,
01:16:31I'll drop the ten million dollars.
01:16:34But?
01:16:35You need to apologize
01:16:37to every
01:16:40single
01:16:41one of my players.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:46No, no problem.
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47Really sorry.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really.
01:16:49Really sorry.
01:16:49Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:51Hey, man.
01:16:51Really sorry about it.
01:16:52Really sorry about it.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:54You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:57I don't know.
01:16:58You!
01:16:59Son of a bitch.
01:17:01It weren't for you to be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:04You told me to take out your players.
01:17:06You did.
01:17:06We're going to tell them.
01:17:07I'm going to report them to the police.
01:17:12Dammit!
01:17:13You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:15If you're a big fat mouth,
01:17:16I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:19Ted,
01:17:21it was all West.
01:17:23Look,
01:17:24so what?
01:17:25We have a beef between us.
01:17:27Come join my team.
01:17:29Help me win the next championship.
01:17:31Whatever you want,
01:17:32you got it.
01:17:34Don't you worry that
01:17:36intentionally injuring other players
01:17:37is going to get you expelled by the league?
01:17:42NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:44Unless the commissioner himself
01:17:45is involved in this,
01:17:47money can fix anything.
01:17:50Ted,
01:17:51you're wasting your time
01:17:52on this small team.
01:17:54Come join me.
01:17:55We'll build a super team.
01:17:56We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:18:01I'm going to go ahead
01:18:02and politely decline your offer.
01:18:06But you know,
01:18:07I think you need to start
01:18:08figuring out how you're
01:18:10going to explain all that
01:18:11to the commissioner.
01:18:13Davis,
01:18:14considering your egregious actions,
01:18:16all teams under your ownership
01:18:17are suspended immediately.
01:18:18You are banned from
01:18:19participating in the NFL
01:18:20in any capacity
01:18:21and find
01:18:22$100 million.
01:18:25Come on, man.
01:18:26$100 million?
01:18:30Ted, what was here?
01:18:31You can fix this.
01:18:32Tell him it's just a misunderstanding.
01:18:35I was just a jet hulk.
01:18:38I don't know,
01:18:38maybe you need to figure out
01:18:39how you're going to pay
01:18:40that $100 million too.
01:18:42But you know,
01:18:42for a rich guy like you,
01:18:44that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:46Right?
01:18:48All right, boys,
01:18:49get him out of here.
01:18:50I'm tired of this.
01:18:51Hey, guys,
01:18:52chill.
01:18:52Think about what you're doing.
01:18:54I can give you everything,
01:18:55but I'll give you everything.
01:18:57Ted, I'm going, Ted.
01:18:58What are you doing?
01:19:04Grace,
01:19:06I got the championship.
01:19:10I've got the girl.
01:19:13Now,
01:19:17it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:22Ruling on the field
01:19:24stands.
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