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🧠You Messed With The Wrong Nerd💀#goodshort
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00:02Just $400. Just $400. I could turn my whole life around.
00:24Boss.
00:26Nick, don't do it!
00:30Can somebody call the police?
00:32Oh my god.
00:48I'm still alive.
00:52This isn't my hand.
01:02How is this possible?
01:03I'm Joe James. Ruthless, my fate came.
01:06Why do I look like a fucking teenager?
01:15Who the fuck are you?
01:18What the fuck happened to my waist?
01:20Sir, calm down.
01:22I'm Dr. Wade. It's going to take time for you to adjust to your new body.
01:26If you have my new body, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:29What the fuck did you do to me?
01:30Mr. James, when you tried to stop that high schooler from falling to his death, your body was crushed, but
01:36miraculously, your brain survived.
01:39In your heroic attempt, the teenager's body was saved, but there was no brain activity.
01:45I conducted an experimental brain transplant. It saved your life. It was a success.
01:55I know this isn't what you wanted, but it's the best we could do.
01:59I'm in 12th grade. High school.
02:03One of my biggest regrets was never going to college.
02:07Wait.
02:09Maybe this is a second chance.
02:14You're a wick! What the fuck have you done now?!
02:19Who the fuck are you?
02:24First you stole my money, and now you're pretending you have amnesia?
02:28That is so not cool, bro.
02:30Yeah, do you really think pretending to lose your memories is going to fix all your troubles?
02:34You stole your brother's money, then you ran away, and then you fell off a building, and we're stuck with
02:40a medical billage, you little shit!
02:43I can't believe I raised such an ungrateful son!
02:47I wish we'd never brought you back from the orphanage!
02:55You know what would go nice with those pimples?
02:58Some bruises.
03:04Interesting, interesting, interesting.
03:06Hey! I think you dropped your glasses.
03:13Night-night.
03:19Dad, look!
03:23He hit me again.
03:30What the fuck was that?
03:33I must have gotten some of this boy's memories when I transferred to his body.
04:00Noah, we all know you're nothing but a useless fuck-up.
04:03Stop lying and take responsibility.
04:05Dad!
04:06It's all my fault.
04:08When Noah asked me for money, I gave it to him.
04:11If I hadn't tried to get it back, well, none of this would have happened.
04:18You should have died!
04:21Thank goodness you're okay, Lucas.
04:23I'll protect you now.
04:25Thanks, Dad.
04:28So this kid was separated from his family as a child.
04:30Suffered God knows what in an orphanage.
04:32And after he was brought home, he adopted a little brother, bullied him, and made trade
04:35and belonged.
04:36This asshole was terrified as the inheritance would go back to Noah.
04:40He sent people to steal Noah's tuition funds, drove him straight to the edge.
04:46Now, I'm Noah Wick.
04:48I'm collecting every debt they owe.
04:51Justice.
04:52With interest.
04:55Stop trying to protect your brother.
04:56You have done nothing wrong.
04:58You ungrateful piece of shit!
05:00I'll kill you!
05:09Get off!
05:14Are you alright?
05:15Huh?
05:15Oh, Dad, are you okay?
05:18Why does it feel like this asshole fell off a building and then turned into a completely
05:22different person?
05:25Fucking great.
05:26Noah, stealing my money is one thing, but I'm your brother, so I'll let it slide this time.
05:31Okay?
05:32But Dad?
05:34Why would you hurt Dad?
05:36At first you steal Lucas's money and now you attack Dad?
05:39You really are a monster.
05:41You're nothing but a stray.
05:43We never-
05:43Shut the fuck up!
05:46When did Noah get so bold?
05:48Ever since you all came in here, you've been spewing lies.
05:53And you.
05:54Come here.
05:55Let me show you something.
05:56Please, don't hurt me.
05:58What about that movie?
05:58You lost me.
06:00Ah!
06:01Oh!
06:04How dare you!
06:07Oh!
06:09Ah!
06:11Ah!
06:12Oh!
06:14How could you hit your own brother?
06:18I was just teaching you some manners. That's all, bitch.
06:21Oh, Lucas, are you okay?
06:24Yeah, sis. I'm fine. I'm used to it.
06:27If it helps Noah feel better, I'll be his punching bag.
06:32Oh, Lucas, you are so kind.
06:36That's why he's always bullying you.
06:39Dad, stand up for Lucas.
06:42You've apologized to your brother right now.
06:45Why should I apologize to that little sniveling shit thing? Why?
06:48You watch your mouth. Lucas is still your brother.
06:52Oh, he learned nothing but bad habits at that orphanage. He is lazy, greedy, and a compulsive liar.
06:58If you do not apologize to your brother right now, I will disown you as my son.
07:05Fine. Then I'm cutting ties with Wick family.
07:10You call yourself a father?
07:12You're a sorry fucking excuse.
07:19Don't think that you're all high and mighty.
07:22If it wasn't for us, a gutter rat like you would never survive in Los Angeles.
07:27Oh!
07:34Damn. Big fuck.
07:42Tim.
07:44Phil, go ahead.
07:45Oh!
07:50Ow!
08:04Mr. Ford!
08:07What brings you here?
08:08Don't play dumb.
08:10Your son is responsible for killing my boss, Mafia King Joe James.
08:14Your whole family's going to pay.
08:19Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford.
08:21We knew nothing about it.
08:23If I had, I would have gone to the Green Vine group right away and apologized.
08:28It was this little bastard's fault.
08:31The family knew nothing about it.
08:33Please, Mr. Ford, please.
08:35Please, let us go.
08:38Yeah, he's completely cut ties with the family.
08:40So if you need to kill him, you will not stop me.
08:43Shut up.
08:45Do you think I'm an idiot?
08:48Each one of you will pay.
08:51Boys!
08:54Drag them to Mr. James' grave and beat them.
08:57If they resist, send them straight to hell.
09:04Damn, that punch really hurt.
09:06If I didn't know you were messing around, I'd be pretty pissed at you right now.
09:09No, Wic.
09:10You got a lot of guts to be joking at a time like this.
09:13Tim, let me go.
09:15Oh, hey, that's enough!
09:19Mr. James died because of you.
09:21And not only are you ungrateful,
09:23but you have the temerity to keep provoking us?
09:26Who do you think you are, you little lispy beta bitch?
09:35You know what?
09:36Don't answer that.
09:38Let me introduce you to a real alpha.
09:42This specimen is Jack.
09:44And our boss raised him since he was a pup
09:47to collect the debts of his enemies.
09:49And I hate to break it to you.
09:52It's time to pay up.
10:02What?
10:08Hey, buddy.
10:11Hey, buddy.
10:15Good boy.
10:17What was that?
10:18Jack never responds like that.
10:20He only responds that way to
10:22the boss.
10:31Who the hell are you?
10:33He's Mr. James.
10:36I'm Mr. James' doctor.
10:38In order to save your boss,
10:39I had to transplant his brain into
10:42this body.
10:46Well, no, Dr. Wade,
10:47you're saying this kid
10:50is our boss?
10:52Yes.
10:53That's right.
10:55I'm Joe James.
10:57That's fucking bullshit right there.
10:59Five years later,
11:00when your girlfriend broke up with you
11:02because you have a tattoo
11:03of an earthworm on your dick.
11:05And I went to the laser facility
11:07to get it laser removed
11:08because you were too much of a pussy
11:09to do it yourself.
11:10And Tim,
11:11you remember what you told me?
11:12Okay, okay.
11:13I believe you, I believe you.
11:15He's our boss.
11:16Tim, Jimmy.
11:16Call him boss.
11:18Boss.
11:19Boss.
11:20Gentlemen.
11:24You're a boss.
11:25Ever since your accident,
11:26Greenbine Group's been in free fall.
11:27Now that you're back.
11:29Wait, stop the car.
11:30Stop the car.
11:31What do you mean?
11:31Oh, Jim.
11:33Oh.
11:38I don't think I want to go back
11:39to the business right now.
11:42The universe has given me
11:44a second chance
11:45and I don't want to waste
11:46it on a life of crime.
11:50I'm going to go back to school.
11:52I'm going to study hard.
11:54I'm going to fulfill my dreams
11:55of going to college.
11:56Hold on, boss.
11:57Hey, boss.
11:58Come on.
12:15Perfect.
12:18The boss only got a new body.
12:21It's not like the doc gave him
12:22a new brain.
12:23Why did you want to give
12:24all of this up?
12:26I don't know.
12:27Does he even know how to study?
12:31Wow.
12:33Boss.
12:34Let's go to school.
12:58Kelly, have you seen
12:59that nerd, Noah?
13:01He hasn't been here
13:02in like a week.
13:03Maybe he got tired
13:04of everyone bullying him.
13:05It's not fair.
13:06No one ever stood up for him.
13:10Is the queen bee
13:12feeling sorry for the bookworm?
13:25Kelly, look.
13:28Who is that?
13:30He is hot.
13:33Is he new?
13:38Yeah.
13:42You guys know where my desk is?
13:45Hey, handsome.
13:46You new?
13:47I wouldn't forget
13:48a face like that.
13:50No, not new.
13:51No way.
13:54Noah?
13:57Noah?
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59I didn't recognize you
14:01without your massive glasses
14:03and your greasy hair.
14:05When did you get a makeover?
14:06No.
14:08Your desk is just back there.
14:18Noah?
14:19What are you doing?
14:21This is the football team stuff.
14:22They want revenge.
14:24So they left their shit
14:25on my desk.
14:25Why should I be afraid of them?
14:28Well, what do we have here?
14:32Asshole.
14:33She was just trying to help you
14:34when you have to
14:58I don't know me playing
14:59and staying down there
15:00and staring at me.
15:11What?
15:12Haven't had enough?
15:14Apologize.
15:15Apologize?
15:16Your desk is my
15:17personal dumpster.
15:30I said apologize.
15:32Apologize.
15:35Damn.
15:36The nerd bites back.
15:43Well, well, well, well.
15:46Would you looky here
15:48who decided to grow a pair
15:49and show up?
15:51Guess someone decided
15:52to cut his hair,
15:53wash his face
15:53and get a big old pair
15:55of cojones.
15:57You broke my shit,
15:58you asshole.
16:00Bryce, just let it go.
16:02This isn't even your classroom.
16:03If you don't leave,
16:04I'll tell the teacher
16:05that you're threatening Noah.
16:08I'm just trying to catch up
16:09with the homie.
16:10What are you going to tell?
16:11I'm just talking.
16:13God, you.
16:14Kelly,
16:17you don't need to protect me anymore.
16:25You assholes want to tell me
16:26why you're here?
16:26I'm trying to study.
16:29Let's take a fucking walk.
16:31A walk?
16:35Hey, wait, Noah.
16:55Don't worry,
16:56they can't do anything to me.
17:02Come on, boys.
17:03It's a walk.
17:10Oh, my God, Kelly.
17:11I can't believe you talk like that
17:13to Lucas and Bryce.
17:14We have to tell someone.
17:16And who would have thought
17:17a sexy bastard
17:18were under all that?
17:20Noah is danger.
17:21We need to tell the teacher.
17:23You got lucky
17:24with your last fall,
17:25but there are plenty
17:27of other ways
17:28to kill you.
17:30What, this trash?
17:31What the hell was that?
17:35Oh, come on, Bryce.
17:38Isn't it obvious?
17:39Little orphan Annie here
17:40was flirting with Kelly
17:40in front of you
17:41on purpose.
17:43He doesn't give a flying
17:44fuck about you at all.
17:46Him?
17:47Not scared?
17:49You're fucking
17:50a piece of trash.
17:55Take him.
17:58Ooh, you got a hard face
17:59for a soft body.
18:00Here.
18:11What?
18:12You're a fucking
18:12pathetic loser.
18:14Do you really think
18:15you're good enough for Kelly?
18:18Can't see it.
18:19Bring it closer.
18:23Closer.
18:23Closer.
18:23I don't have my glasses.
18:27Do you see it now,
18:28you fucking
18:28four-eyed freak?
18:30Still can't see it.
18:31Do you want a live
18:32demonstration?
18:45What the hell?
18:46You broke my phone!
18:47Kill him!
18:48If you're getting in trouble,
18:49blame me!
18:58You're so young and already
18:59throwing your lives away.
19:01You should be studying.
19:04No!
19:06No!
19:10No!
19:17How is that possible?
19:18How can Noah fight like that?
19:20Use the trash!
19:38you little fuck stop
19:43what are you boys doing
19:45oh damn it
19:47i'm not gonna get expelled am i
19:51you
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