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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention!
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hailey!
00:03:10Have a good day!
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:23Now we're even my laptop better not be broken. I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:33You just paid the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom
00:03:42Every hallway and every roomer in this school your personal nightmare
00:03:48I'm gonna make your life a living hell
00:03:51What's going on? Cole's fighting the new girl. Now Cole's leaving the new girl. Yeah, idiot. I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same ran into a certified asshole. Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:11Cole, do you need help? I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him this bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole shut up Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:28Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay
00:04:33Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Come in
00:04:44Okay, let's go
00:04:48There you go. Thanks so much
00:05:12You're welcome new girl honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy you should come to locker 83 right now send here now your little
00:05:38gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero ruined your billionaire shirt
00:05:45I'm your friend first Max at least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level chill please
00:05:54No way, what is it? Oh, that would clean goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank send
00:06:12What is wrong with you you mess with cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmonds
00:06:18What you don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:31Wait, is the new girl valley queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is valley queen could it be
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy cole and I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chance it's Jen
00:06:53So is it
00:06:54She does look kind of cute
00:07:03Please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14Hey there buttercup
00:07:15Keep walking Haley just keep walking
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning or?
00:07:22My name's Haley
00:07:24Wow, Haley
00:07:26I think you uh
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you
00:07:34Oh no
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man child with follicle issues
00:07:46If the liver ends up with her I must have failed an eye exam
00:08:02So relieved to see you something happened and I lost the game I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:11And what is this what I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to
00:08:18be with me
00:08:19As more than just friends
00:08:22Oh, thank god
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25You're my soul mate
00:08:27Like I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well since we're dating now
00:08:30Um
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:37Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:45No face
00:08:46Just the boobs
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55You'll love it
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:11Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:12That's actually kind of
00:09:14Oh my god, seriously?
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me
00:09:28Don't look at me
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out
00:09:34Now
00:09:35Fine
00:09:36Ow
00:09:37Damn it
00:09:42Come on
00:10:14You're helping me
00:10:16You're helping me
00:10:26I don't think that you're helping me
00:10:26Excuse you
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else
00:10:28I don't know a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking
00:10:31Yeah, actually
00:10:32And he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:34If you saw me flirting with me
00:10:35Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:39Hmm, funny
00:10:41Okay
00:10:42Okay, well
00:10:42Can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:44And go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me
00:10:49Oh, I know
00:10:51Well, the purple bra, by the way
00:10:53I like it in a weird way
00:10:55I mean, not in my type
00:10:56But
00:10:57You know, power theory
00:10:58Or whatever
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12Jen, red alert
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21Don't be a coward
00:11:22Just send it
00:11:23Jen
00:11:28Oh my god
00:11:30Here goes nothing
00:11:38Still no response
00:11:40Don't freak out
00:11:40He's probably just busy
00:11:45Give it back
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Got it
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:05What are you doing?
00:12:11Oh my god
00:12:13Oh my god
00:12:15Oh my god
00:12:27Holy shit
00:12:28Oh
00:12:30Yo, what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:51Those are photoshopped
00:12:58Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips
00:13:08Oh my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16Oh my god. Oh cool. Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:28No
00:13:47My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:58Oh
00:14:07You okay? Give that to me
00:14:18Now give the phone back Jan
00:14:20What the hell Cole? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good huh? Now if you don't delete it off
00:14:32your phone
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:42It was got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:48you hear me
00:14:50Oh
00:14:53Haley are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings? I just need to be
00:14:58alone
00:15:00Haley
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:16Love you mom
00:15:19Wait mom
00:15:24Do do people change?
00:15:27Like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54What's up there huh?
00:15:55Oh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:03I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:12He has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:24No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you
00:16:31I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When? Where?
00:16:41About after school at the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring flowers
00:16:44Deal
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:15Call me father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:21Haley girl
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out that you are the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait but
00:17:56She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:11Oh, hi
00:18:13I'm Haley
00:18:15Yes
00:18:16So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:22I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:33Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Ew
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:45Maybe he's married
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:06Eat it
00:19:19I called me
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard
00:19:30Where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way
00:19:33Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all
00:19:36He's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04Take out, you're gonna record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage, sure
00:20:17So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22And do what I say
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go
00:20:48Uh, thank you
00:20:54Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just
00:21:04I happen to see you
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah
00:21:09My boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got to do it nice to them
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30So
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:52He
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it though
00:22:02You understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09Is he
00:22:11How you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow on the game too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart and he's kind and
00:23:13He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:30Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:17You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you
00:24:25No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:28You need to see me in style
00:24:30Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Oh yeah, we are
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01Oh you
00:25:02No, me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more. I'm not that curious about you actually. I'm curious about you though
00:25:30Like how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom. I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So are you going to prom yeah, I do well, I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:02Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me? Jealous? No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself. You can do this on your own. Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:19Really?
00:26:20This woman's gonna be back in an hour. I'm sure you'll be fine. I'm stuck here with you for a
00:26:24full hour
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Or maybe trust me to do
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that. It was supposed to be special at prom and not
00:26:55just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11Why don't you regret it?
00:27:12You know, we can do more if you want
00:27:29And I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you
00:27:38I think you know how much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44I want you
00:27:50Oh shit
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh
00:28:04Yeah, we're good
00:28:06We're okay
00:28:15You're just gonna pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:16What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Hey Jake
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:03She was in a real car accident
00:29:05And according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:09Cole, wait
00:29:12Oh shit
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:18Um
00:29:20We were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31They're your favorite
00:29:32Right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:49The truth is um
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of here bro?
00:29:55You came to my table bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:07We got a problem here Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball and we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah!
00:30:41Just one little catch
00:30:42You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:47Alright you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50If you have any questions I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:57But if he's really Jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:03I'm thinking
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sojourn
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is guacamole wizard
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:22Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh my god
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Colt, put me down
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:15New couple alert?
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:30I might say yes
00:33:33Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:35With me
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:42And our dads have been in business, like, forever
00:33:46So...
00:33:47How romantic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Colt Edmonds
00:33:54Oh, here they come
00:33:57If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05The funeral
00:34:05And the Dean's List
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:16I'll see your own school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:18Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:34What are you doing?
00:34:36Geez!
00:34:37God
00:34:43Here, I'll get it
00:34:44Yeah, I know
00:34:49Oh
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:56Hell yeah
00:35:13Don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:24Because
00:35:25I
00:35:25Pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I
00:35:28Noticed at lunch
00:35:30The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just
00:35:35Just don't go to college Jake
00:35:50Move!
00:35:52Colt is talking to Hayley again!
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other Jake
00:35:57Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do!
00:36:01Ok, then break them up
00:36:03Ok, then break them up
00:36:03Idiot
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Hey look
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom
00:36:17I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean the whole school hates me
00:36:21Except for Jake
00:36:24And you
00:36:24But you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Oh, hey Jake
00:36:30Hey Hal
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was
00:36:40So sexy
00:36:43You're so sexy
00:36:44Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:46I hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:50But she's my prom date
00:36:56And she's a real tiger in the peck room
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01Oh shit!
00:37:02Oh shit!
00:37:15Oh shit!
00:37:16Oh shit!
00:37:19Stop!
00:37:20Guys, stop it!
00:37:21Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit!
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens
00:37:29I've got to save Cole
00:37:30I mean Jake
00:37:31I've got to save Jake
00:37:38Oh my god!
00:37:39Principal Stevens
00:37:40I'm so sorry
00:37:42Kay Lee Roth
00:37:43That's detention
00:37:45After school
00:37:46Don't be late
00:38:03Cole
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you
00:38:09Saved my ass today
00:38:11The locker thing
00:38:12That was an accident
00:38:15Oh sure
00:38:17So uh
00:38:19You and
00:38:19You and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No
00:38:23He lied about that
00:38:24I don't know why though
00:38:26Good
00:38:29Father that asshole
00:38:30Every time he looks at you
00:38:31Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you
00:38:35Kissing you
00:38:36I could kill him
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:45Okay fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54Okay everyone
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04Oh my god
00:39:05I am so fed up with this
00:39:09Oh my god I am so fed up with this
00:39:23Oh my god I am so fed up with this
00:39:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:29Jen
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead
00:39:38They're both dead
00:39:38Oh
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh
00:39:46What are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53Jen
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09It's burning
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds
00:40:11Oh, please, it's baking soda and water, you're fine
00:40:14Detention today after school
00:40:16Oh
00:40:17Shit
00:40:29Jake, hey
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry, gotta get to student council
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella
00:41:03It's Emma
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:22No, it's not just the phone or the laptop, it means, it means I can't
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online
00:41:34He's really important to me
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:52You know, Cole
00:41:53If you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron
00:41:59Okay, okay, I-I get it
00:42:04You're kinda sweet
00:42:10Hey, look at that
00:42:12Oh my god
00:42:13Thank you
00:42:15Oh my god
00:42:17You're a miracle worker
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28Shut up, Ella
00:42:29It's Emma
00:42:30Whatever
00:42:37Oh my god
00:42:41Oh my god
00:42:45Oh
00:42:46Morning, Valley Whore
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:11No
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me
00:43:20Oh my god, someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard
00:43:26Yeah. Hey, Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go. Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me. It was that kid, Ella. But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:43Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:13Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:27Woo!
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:38What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:02Those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:33Pervy princess!
00:49:39Oh!
00:49:56Pervy princess!
00:50:00Okay, let's get covers.
00:50:03Okay, let's get one.
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:24him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:31honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:53go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you
00:50:58trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:03shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:31please
00:51:31introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a servant so you're the
00:51:39scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:53you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:01mother
00:52:01is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:19you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:26any part
00:52:26of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:51make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know who you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:10jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom
00:53:35why not let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:55what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:02well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:17well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned
00:54:22laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:43i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:54:57the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:29he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:43hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning my dad threatened to follow your
00:55:48mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:08hey we have
00:56:10hey we have
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:12if you don't love me the way
00:56:15you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:19look i need you to know i love you
00:56:32look i need you to know i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:46but
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i i mean i
00:56:52i always hoped it was you
00:56:55i always hoped it was you
00:56:56until you hoped
00:56:57yes
00:56:58i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:03you're hot
00:57:05you're really fucking hot
00:57:07you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16you wanna go
00:57:17yeah
00:57:20i'll take my clothes off
00:57:22i'm getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so beyond you
00:57:28just beyond me
00:57:30you
00:57:30you
00:57:33you
00:57:34you
00:57:35you
00:57:36you
00:57:45okay so
00:57:47what do you think
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49yeah
00:57:51would do again
00:57:52i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58alright
00:57:58alright that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a win
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:10hmm
00:58:11oh god no
00:58:12i fully expect you to
00:58:14continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17and i'll just
00:58:18i'll just
00:58:18i'll just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:21i'll see you in a minute now
00:58:22stop
00:58:24stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:27say
00:58:29isn't promenade
00:58:31i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34okay
00:58:35but
00:58:36the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:40col
00:58:41cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh
00:58:43i would have asked you earlier
00:58:44but
00:58:45jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:49yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51no
00:58:51but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:07i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:13ah
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:30mr edmonds
00:59:32i'd expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:36cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:39mr edmonds
00:59:40you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole
00:59:43you are in big trouble
01:00:01hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:26my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:32uh uh uh
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40we're in
01:00:42no deal
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:50i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:00thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:04thank you guys so much
01:01:06seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:08i mean like who else would win right
01:01:11oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:21it was fucked
01:01:23it's very too bad
01:01:24yeah this is crazy
01:01:28hey or uh
01:01:29most time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:31but
01:01:32who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:36hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41hell yeah
01:01:42language
01:01:42i am the queen okay
01:01:44she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:56wait
01:01:58wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:14i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
01:02:18jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:26what
01:02:26you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little skit
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:34as the principal
01:02:35i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37and above all of this petty drama
01:02:41but quite frankly
01:02:43you are the worst
01:02:45and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:50you can't do that
01:02:51i'm the principal so uh
01:02:53yes i can
01:02:54oh my god
01:03:02there was no internship
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:06ahhh
01:03:07ahhhhhhhhh
01:03:10ahhhhhhhhh
01:03:11ahhhhhhhhh
01:03:13hayley
01:03:13catch
01:03:17oh
01:03:18oh
01:03:19my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh
01:03:25yeah no can do
01:03:26all i have to offer
01:03:28all i have to offer
01:03:28is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oof
01:03:34how can i refuse
01:03:35yes
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home
01:03:46right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:02and you can accept that
01:04:04or i'll make my own path
01:04:05and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy pride
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done it without you being by my son
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't
01:04:32slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:35i love you viala queen
01:04:37i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42ok
01:04:42yeah
01:04:44you
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