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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:05Whoa whoa.
00:02:11Whoa whoa whoa-
00:02:12Wait, hey, hey!
00:02:17please my brother's been in a coma the last two years we have no idea what the illness is if
00:02:23anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely the elizander armstrong his military
00:02:29family basically owns the entire global stock market he's so hot does he come with the money
00:02:35yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:52oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:11on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you they're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:36please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
00:03:42granting you a wish grant me a wish that you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity
00:03:48it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving me a migraine are you telling
00:03:56me to
00:03:56pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:02okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and
00:04:09make a king
00:04:09out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:18hold still
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:54i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:25i have no clue what this is
00:05:30oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:58i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:04methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:15who the goddess of healing wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's
00:06:24correct her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:31it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric
00:06:38and elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:44save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty
00:06:53to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:13i'll save your son
00:07:16who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother
00:07:21don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are
00:07:29getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought
00:07:36a filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion don't
00:07:44try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:51don't touch him
00:07:54they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:59so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm
00:08:08the richest
00:08:08tycoon in this country and a former general i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet
00:08:15she's
00:08:15only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what
00:08:21an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of
00:08:27lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security
00:08:36get this std-infested peasant out of here now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your
00:08:42son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir we are at our wits end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail maybe we
00:08:53should
00:08:53give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud all
00:08:58right i'll give you
00:09:00a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:06is that any
00:09:08way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay your younger son's
00:09:14kindness
00:09:15but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave seven come find me when you have a different wish no miss
00:09:23tricksy my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a hero to you then
00:09:32that means he
00:09:33must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist
00:09:38attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband who says i want to marry him as if
00:09:47the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic
00:09:53would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't
00:09:59find an ounce of femininity on her only those cuts from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial
00:10:05matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient okay
00:10:36what the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:44do
00:10:44you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane
00:10:48security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut
00:10:55allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that
00:11:02just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of
00:11:09universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:28what so you so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of
00:11:35a
00:11:35sepleus why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this
00:11:40delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors
00:11:47who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and
00:12:03again there is no such thing as endocryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none of you
00:12:10have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:17peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for
00:12:22you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:30if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to me
00:12:38us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh so
00:12:46she
00:12:46went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:52diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're
00:13:14being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees then let's have a bet
00:13:21if you can't heal him we'll break your hands and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:33these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:39your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry i got this
00:13:52it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:17son i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:43listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:50of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:57couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:15:07stake
00:15:07here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:14now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh
00:15:20yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:48you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:02lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:08queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with
00:16:15my antidote if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36why is she getting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:41get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:50but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:56way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:17:00live on to
00:17:01give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:17:18nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:26alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:41so
00:18:09so
00:18:37You really shouldn't leave
00:18:40your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:44Exactly!
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:47She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little light?
00:19:08Uh, on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:16You don't know her.
00:19:17You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:23You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No, thank you.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I'm just one.
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving you?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59You're a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God, I'm gonna have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:26Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, alright, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:45You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:00Aim!
00:23:02Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:26Those avicials.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:15No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:17Absolutely not!
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:21But how could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59That it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This is it.
00:25:23The finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:07The big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's secure.
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no, there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen, angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old,
00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him,
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:46I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancΓ©e.
00:30:53He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:47than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my wife.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46That's why I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, I'm already.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together for three years,
00:33:53and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:05if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:18Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for is
00:36:05dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:23those without substance
00:36:25underneath would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me
00:36:59of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:17Do you remember that?
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:36something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several
00:37:54world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:03hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:20After we lost
00:38:20mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have
00:38:22the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain
00:38:36you will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:47Stop.
00:38:50You said
00:38:52Trixie's crushing
00:38:52your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us
00:38:54too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:57trying to extort you
00:38:58now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When hope
00:39:01nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:03Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:06and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video
00:39:13of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stick,
00:39:18the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me
00:39:21up higher
00:39:21on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:36There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:40Welcome home,
00:39:41General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50your regiment
00:39:51in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been
00:39:55providing for him
00:39:55and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas,
00:39:58sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he
00:40:00betrayed her.
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to
00:40:04bring it down
00:40:04on them at their
00:40:05wedding.
00:40:06Then we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive
00:40:09today because
00:40:10of that virtuous
00:40:10woman and her
00:40:11incredible power
00:40:12that saved my
00:40:13life.
00:40:13So she needs
00:40:14our support.
00:40:15Will you join
00:40:15me in protecting
00:40:16her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will learn
00:40:18life to protect
00:40:19her, sir!
00:40:20Then let's
00:40:21roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone,
00:40:38to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:40special day for me
00:40:41and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:42getting married,
00:40:42but in just one
00:40:43hour, my company
00:40:44will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential
00:40:45contract, allowing
00:40:47my biomedical
00:40:47company to go
00:40:48public.
00:40:53Congratulations
00:40:53on the contract
00:40:54once again,
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:56Like who?
00:40:56Stowe, butch is
00:40:57taking my last
00:40:58name.
00:40:59Oh, and please
00:40:59don't be so
00:41:00uptight,
00:41:01Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:02secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department,
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05partay, after all.
00:41:07I see some of
00:41:08the most important
00:41:09people in the
00:41:10nation have also
00:41:11arrived to
00:41:11celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S.
00:41:15president will
00:41:15also be arriving
00:41:17soon to give you
00:41:18contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20That's why Sasa
00:41:22is the best wife
00:41:22a man could ever
00:41:23dream of.
00:41:25We will make
00:41:26sure the crowd
00:41:27is entertained
00:41:28tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't
00:41:35start until I
00:41:36say it does.
00:41:58you two really
00:41:59are a match made
00:42:00in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to
00:42:02save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming
00:42:03train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:16doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18Are you lost?
00:42:19I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off
00:42:20us.
00:42:21You know, being
00:42:22this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:29for the last three
00:42:29years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in
00:42:34the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:37Even the first
00:42:37woman president will
00:42:39be here any second
00:42:40now to congratulate
00:42:40me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like
00:42:48see everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut
00:42:51ties with his ex
00:42:52but she's so
00:42:52shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to my
00:42:56wedding to suck up
00:42:57to me.
00:42:58This is what poor
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for
00:43:01scraps from us,
00:43:03the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Rejecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all
00:43:07high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the
00:43:09hand that feeds
00:43:10you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm
00:43:12the one who's
00:43:12giving you the
00:43:13contract.
00:43:19You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no
00:43:22skills, no
00:43:23education, no
00:43:25connection, so how
00:43:25could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to
00:43:28get the US
00:43:28fucking president
00:43:29to give me a
00:43:30billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa, and I
00:43:35saw potential in
00:43:35you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best
00:43:37friend.
00:43:38But I recognize
00:43:39now that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all
00:43:42sore now just
00:43:43because I stole
00:43:44your man.
00:43:45This is what us
00:43:46rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal
00:43:48from lame
00:43:49spinsters for
00:43:50fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:52You were too
00:43:53embarrassing for
00:43:54me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples
00:43:56you any day.
00:43:57I can say that
00:43:58now that I'm
00:43:58marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission
00:44:02of a gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody
00:44:03put that on a
00:44:04memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me
00:44:06in front of
00:44:06everyone.
00:44:07She'll make
00:44:07her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen
00:44:08to her,
00:44:09everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold
00:44:10digging, blood
00:44:11sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even
00:44:13have to lift a
00:44:13finger and you're
00:44:14already embarrassing
00:44:15yourself in front
00:44:16of everyone
00:44:16for me,
00:44:17butch.
00:44:19You may look
00:44:20and sound like
00:44:20a man, but
00:44:21you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic
00:44:22coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:25stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral
00:44:27posturing.
00:44:28But guess
00:44:29what?
00:44:30Morals are just
00:44:31lies to make you
00:44:32and girls feel
00:44:32better about
00:44:33yourselves.
00:44:33That's why
00:44:34no man will
00:44:35choose you
00:44:35over Marissa
00:44:36Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've
00:44:37got the material
00:44:38goods and you're
00:44:40just all empty
00:44:40talk.
00:44:41I'm not here
00:44:41to request to
00:44:42be chosen because
00:44:44I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing
00:44:44the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:45:01is that the
00:45:01billion dollar
00:45:02contract for
00:45:02Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:07supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:14This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18to the modest
00:45:19home you try
00:45:19to swindle
00:45:20from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just
00:45:25trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't
00:45:26even have the guts
00:45:27to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to
00:45:30sign over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good
00:45:33little peasant
00:45:34slave.
00:45:35That house is
00:45:36where all her
00:45:37life savings.
00:45:41You want to
00:45:41I don't know
00:45:42beg for a little
00:45:43treat while you're
00:45:44at it?
00:45:54You must
00:45:55understand me.
00:45:56I'm here to
00:45:57take back
00:45:57everything I've
00:45:58ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it
00:46:00to charity.
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:09She's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that
00:46:11just because she
00:46:11rented a pretty
00:46:12little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to
00:46:13be a deep
00:46:14pocket
00:46:14invest in
00:46:14baddie.
00:46:15You wish you
00:46:16had that kind
00:46:16of money to
00:46:17just toss away
00:46:17Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a
00:46:19drop in the
00:46:19bucket for me.
00:46:21I know what
00:46:22this is.
00:46:23You've gone
00:46:23delusional and
00:46:24you think you're
00:46:25Cinderella so you
00:46:26can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince
00:46:28Charming will
00:46:29scoop you into
00:46:30money forever?
00:46:31Well that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors!
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where
00:46:40your dreams will
00:46:41die, bitch!
00:46:45We found
00:46:46Miss Trixie
00:46:46Lysander.
00:46:47She's being
00:46:47cornered by her
00:46:48ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:49Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well he's gonna
00:46:51wish he died in
00:46:52battle after I'm
00:46:53done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few
00:47:00toy guns scare
00:47:00me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty
00:47:02of people from
00:47:03much worse.
00:47:05Including your
00:47:06head of command,
00:47:06Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:11legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a
00:47:13coma for years
00:47:14after he saved
00:47:14the nation from
00:47:15a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an
00:47:17unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed,
00:47:19ugly leech,
00:47:20so how could you
00:47:20possibly have this
00:47:21magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General
00:47:25Lysander
00:47:25Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here's
00:47:26gonna believe you.
00:47:27Have you really
00:47:28cured the
00:47:28incurable general?
00:47:30Then Sasa is
00:47:31the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated,
00:47:36Trixie.
00:47:37Show them,
00:47:37Butch.
00:47:43See for
00:47:44yourselves,
00:47:45everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just
00:47:46a freeloading
00:47:48beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave
00:47:52me and Marissa
00:47:53alone because
00:47:53we're rich as
00:47:54fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in
00:47:56the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa,
00:47:58she has a
00:47:59billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female
00:48:05president of the
00:48:06United States
00:48:07herself,
00:48:07bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic
00:48:12gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to
00:48:14marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:20This is high
00:48:20society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver
00:48:23spoon or you're
00:48:24as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be
00:48:25here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking
00:48:28here, maybe
00:48:30someone will drop
00:48:31a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one can
00:48:37dream of, but I
00:48:38valued our friendship,
00:48:39Marissa, which is
00:48:40why I came here to
00:48:41give you a second
00:48:41chance, to see if
00:48:43you'd apologize and
00:48:44admit to your
00:48:44backstabbing.
00:48:45But no, you
00:48:47stooped so low, it
00:48:49disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows if
00:48:56you've already started
00:48:57offering sexual
00:48:58services?
00:49:00Well then, why
00:49:02don't you get on
00:49:02your knees for me,
00:49:03Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will
00:49:05never take you
00:49:06back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you hit
00:49:27my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:29alive.
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:31I do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with
00:49:35you, Trixie, not even
00:49:36the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save
00:49:38you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob one
00:49:47hell of a blowjob in
00:49:49front of everybody
00:49:49here, or I'll pop so
00:49:51many holes in you, the
00:49:52men here won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the
00:49:55goddess of anything to
00:49:56punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59life before could crush
00:50:00you before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General
00:50:05Licentor scooped you
00:50:06off your feet, but
00:50:07you weren't good
00:50:08enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely not
00:50:10good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my
00:50:13party, so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm going to
00:50:17shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of
00:50:19three!
00:50:20I think I quite like
00:50:21it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so
00:50:35delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a
00:50:42hand on my future
00:50:43wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is
00:51:02this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm
00:51:07late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I
00:51:13become your future
00:51:13wife?
00:51:16You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my
00:51:19word.
00:51:20They're never going to
00:51:21hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was
00:51:23nothing.
00:51:25I saved you because
00:51:26you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want
00:51:28you to owe me any
00:51:29favors.
00:51:35I see what this
00:51:36is.
00:51:36You're the one who
00:51:37cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys
00:51:39as a lucky dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:44This is the kind of
00:51:45woman of virtue that
00:51:45a man would die for.
00:51:49Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out
00:51:53there giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man who
00:51:56in a hundred foot
00:51:57pole would want
00:51:58to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the
00:52:06Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major
00:52:09and a look man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is
00:52:12like a seven now
00:52:15that she's all
00:52:15cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste
00:52:17your manhood on a
00:52:17whiny, worthless
00:52:19woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:26never talks about
00:52:28a woman in LA.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire
00:52:41with fire
00:52:42to deal with
00:52:42the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious,
00:52:46Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting
00:52:50off of it
00:52:50because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:52do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming near
00:52:53her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck
00:52:55with me,
00:52:56you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major!
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know who this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were
00:53:06in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been
00:53:08doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all
00:53:18part of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell
00:53:22your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel
00:53:24better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:40since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:41for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try
00:53:43to pay some
00:53:43off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in
00:53:47the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you
00:53:58didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved
00:54:00my life.
00:54:01But I know
00:54:02that we shared
00:54:02a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind
00:54:07of man
00:54:08to get close
00:54:08to a woman
00:54:09and then just
00:54:09disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my
00:54:11nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody
00:54:13else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie,
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're
00:54:27the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's
00:54:30either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie,
00:54:44I know
00:54:45that you
00:54:45just lost
00:54:45your home.
00:54:46So I'm
00:54:47gifting you
00:54:47with your
00:54:48own new
00:54:49mansion.
00:54:50Worth
00:54:50$500 million
00:54:51previously
00:54:52owned by
00:54:53Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:58This
00:54:59contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:01to
00:55:01my entire
00:55:02fortune
00:55:02which is
00:55:04now yours.
00:55:05Entire
00:55:05fortune
00:55:06from a
00:55:06cowboy
00:55:06actor?
00:55:07That
00:55:08news.
00:55:08They already
00:55:09spent their
00:55:09entire
00:55:10life savings
00:55:10on this
00:55:10clown show.
00:55:11They've
00:55:11got nothing
00:55:11left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really
00:55:14don't care
00:55:15for any
00:55:15of us.
00:55:16Look,
00:55:16I know,
00:55:17I know
00:55:18that you
00:55:18are the
00:55:18farthest
00:55:19thing
00:55:19from a
00:55:19material
00:55:20woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is
00:55:21exactly
00:55:22why
00:55:22my
00:55:23third
00:55:23gift
00:55:24is
00:55:24um,
00:55:26well.
00:55:43you
00:55:47know,
00:55:47my
00:55:48dog.
00:55:52Trixie,
00:55:52I'm just
00:55:52a man,
00:55:53but with
00:55:54you,
00:55:54it's so
00:55:54much
00:55:54more.
00:55:56Trixie
00:55:56Amore,
00:56:00will you
00:56:01marry me?
00:56:04Do you
00:56:04know I
00:56:04can't say
00:56:05no to
00:56:05this
00:56:05doggo?
00:56:09Yes,
00:56:10I will
00:56:10marry you.
00:56:27Go, go,
00:56:28power
00:56:29couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay,
00:56:32stop.
00:56:33The only
00:56:33power couple
00:56:34here is
00:56:34Butch and
00:56:35I.
00:56:37Let's
00:56:37remind everyone
00:56:38how worth
00:56:38this Trixie
00:56:39is.
00:56:41No man
00:56:42in their
00:56:42right mind
00:56:43would marry
00:56:44that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of
00:56:46scraps.
00:56:46Hey,
00:56:47I don't
00:56:47care if
00:56:48she's
00:56:48homeless or
00:56:48not,
00:56:49but I'm
00:56:49making this
00:56:50woman my
00:56:50wife,
00:56:51which means
00:56:52that she
00:56:52will be
00:56:52treated as
00:56:53and cherished
00:56:54as the
00:56:54most precious
00:56:55woman on
00:56:55earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You
00:57:01still don't
00:57:02realize that
00:57:03my brother
00:57:03is the
00:57:04most powerful
00:57:04man on
00:57:05earth.
00:57:05This is
00:57:06General
00:57:06Lysander
00:57:07Armstrong.
00:57:16As if
00:57:17like the
00:57:17almighty
00:57:18General
00:57:18Lysander
00:57:19Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a
00:57:20homeless
00:57:21prostitute
00:57:22like
00:57:22Trixie.
00:57:22Yes,
00:57:23the
00:57:23Armstrong
00:57:23family
00:57:24basically
00:57:24controlled
00:57:24the
00:57:25global
00:57:25stock
00:57:25market.
00:57:26Lysander
00:57:27Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner
00:57:28marry
00:57:28the
00:57:28princess
00:57:28of
00:57:28England
00:57:29than
00:57:29someone
00:57:29from
00:57:30the
00:57:30lowest
00:57:30rank
00:57:31of
00:57:31society.
00:57:32I bet
00:57:32my
00:57:32life
00:57:33you're
00:57:33all
00:57:33just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then
00:57:35you
00:57:35better
00:57:35enjoy
00:57:36your
00:57:36last
00:57:36breath.
00:57:37Come
00:57:37on,
00:57:37Lysander,
00:57:38what are we
00:57:38waiting for?
00:57:38Show them
00:57:39what we
00:57:39can do
00:57:39and get
00:57:40revenge
00:57:40for
00:57:40Trixie.
00:57:41What can
00:57:41a bunch
00:57:41of piss
00:57:42poor people
00:57:42do to
00:57:42us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us
00:57:45with your
00:57:45poor people
00:57:45bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47she could
00:57:48blame her
00:57:48low status
00:57:49on bad
00:57:49luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:51she's just
00:57:51a useless,
00:57:52lazy,
00:57:53bitchin'
00:57:53bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:56unmarriable.
00:57:59I can
00:57:59dispose of
00:58:00them
00:58:00in other
00:58:01means if
00:58:01you don't
00:58:02prefer
00:58:02violence.
00:58:03I'd
00:58:03handle
00:58:04them
00:58:04myself,
00:58:05but
00:58:07I'll
00:58:07let you
00:58:07do all
00:58:08the
00:58:08heavy
00:58:08lifting.
00:58:09Go
00:58:09ahead,
00:58:10Lysander.
00:58:17Yes,
00:58:18hello,
00:58:18this is
00:58:18Lysander.
00:58:19Please
00:58:19bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa
00:58:20Wickham
00:58:21for me.
00:58:23Oh my
00:58:23gosh,
00:58:24I'm so
00:58:24scared.
00:58:25Anyone
00:58:25these days
00:58:26could call
00:58:26anyone and
00:58:27pretend to
00:58:28be on the
00:58:28phone.
00:58:35Uh,
00:58:35hello?
00:58:37Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:45I'm
00:58:45going
00:58:45bankrupt!
00:58:48Hey,
00:58:49hey,
00:58:49hey,
00:58:56are you
00:58:56sure that
00:58:56was the
00:58:57call,
00:58:57Sasha?
00:58:58That was
00:58:58a real
00:58:59call?
00:58:59People
00:58:59don't just
00:59:00suddenly go
00:59:00bankrupt
00:59:00like that.
00:59:01My
00:59:01company's
00:59:02dead,
00:59:03evaporated,
00:59:04puff,
00:59:04it's in
00:59:05thin air.
00:59:08That's
00:59:08impossible.
00:59:10Who
00:59:10are you?
00:59:11What did
00:59:12you do?
00:59:13Secretary
00:59:13Cho,
00:59:14you said
00:59:15you're the
00:59:15Secretary
00:59:15of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you
00:59:17yourself said
00:59:17that the
00:59:18Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the
00:59:19entire global
00:59:19stock market.
00:59:20Could that
00:59:21be how
00:59:21they
00:59:22bankrupted
00:59:22Miss
00:59:22Wickham?
00:59:23Then that
00:59:24means...
00:59:26You're
00:59:27really Lysander
00:59:29Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most
00:59:31powerful man
00:59:32in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's
00:59:34married,
00:59:35the famed
00:59:35war hero,
00:59:37the man
00:59:37every girl
00:59:37wants what
00:59:38every man
00:59:38wants to
00:59:39be.
00:59:41Now you
00:59:42believe me?
00:59:42Those who
00:59:43do bad
00:59:44will always
00:59:44end up
00:59:44losing
00:59:45everything.
00:59:46There's got
00:59:47to be
00:59:47some trick
00:59:48to this.
00:59:48You guys
00:59:48are just
00:59:49bums trying
00:59:49to extort
00:59:50money from
00:59:50us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:54It's awesome.
00:59:54It's awesome.
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all
01:00:01over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've
01:00:03been in the
01:00:03military for so
01:00:04long,
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:05what a real
01:00:05woman can
01:00:05do for you.
01:00:07Let me
01:00:07take you
01:00:08to my
01:00:08wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll
01:00:09show you
01:00:09a good
01:00:10time.
01:00:12Do you
01:00:13have your
01:00:13hands for
01:00:14me or
01:00:15I'll have
01:00:15them removed
01:00:15for you.
01:00:20I would
01:00:21never be
01:00:21interested in
01:00:22a woman who's
01:00:23as vile and
01:00:24cruel and
01:00:24wicked as
01:00:26you are.
01:00:26Guess the
01:00:27cheater gets
01:00:27cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was
01:00:32just trying to
01:00:32save the
01:00:33company.
01:00:34I don't
01:00:34blame her
01:00:35at all.
01:00:35Your double
01:00:36standards are
01:00:37incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you
01:00:38don't want
01:00:39me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's
01:00:40plenty of
01:00:41other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give
01:00:42you a room
01:00:43full of
01:00:43pageant
01:00:44winners.
01:00:4418 years
01:00:45old.
01:00:46Fresh for
01:00:46the taking.
01:00:54I did
01:00:54that so you
01:00:55wouldn't have
01:00:55to,
01:00:56Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you,
01:00:57Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have
01:01:01you backstabbed
01:01:02me, your best
01:01:03friend, by
01:01:04stealing my
01:01:05fiance.
01:01:06But now you'd
01:01:07sell out other
01:01:07innocent girls just
01:01:08to get your
01:01:09company back?
01:01:10You're an
01:01:10insult to all
01:01:11good women out
01:01:12there.
01:01:12No, to all
01:01:13of humanity.
01:01:14So now,
01:01:14everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you
01:01:16to, I'm taking
01:01:17it all back.
01:01:21Wait,
01:01:21everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're
01:01:25imposters.
01:01:30I just got
01:01:31off the phone
01:01:32with the
01:01:32president and
01:01:32she said your
01:01:33contract is not
01:01:34getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was
01:01:35assigned by the
01:01:36goddess healer
01:01:37herself.
01:01:38So we
01:01:38won't go
01:01:39bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess
01:01:40healer?
01:01:41You mean the
01:01:42eccentric and
01:01:42highly elusive
01:01:43sage in the
01:01:44field of
01:01:44medicine approved
01:01:45of my
01:01:45biomedical
01:01:46products?
01:01:47Yes, that's
01:01:48the highest
01:01:49honor anyone
01:01:49can have in
01:01:50the field of
01:01:50health and
01:01:51medicine.
01:01:51The goddess
01:01:52healer's motto
01:01:53is the right
01:01:54rewrites the
01:01:55wrong, the
01:01:56left leave
01:01:56the wrong
01:01:57bereft.
01:01:59That means
01:01:59she's rewarding
01:02:00me.
01:02:00The president
01:02:01would never
01:02:02let your
01:02:02company go
01:02:03bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:05she's on
01:02:05her way
01:02:05now.
01:02:08So you're
01:02:08telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:10handsome
01:02:11motherfucker over
01:02:12here isn't
01:02:13Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the
01:02:14fuck cares
01:02:15who he is?
01:02:15If the
01:02:16president and
01:02:17the goddess
01:02:17healer approves
01:02:18of my
01:02:18product, who
01:02:19cares about
01:02:20this washed
01:02:20up war
01:02:20hero?
01:02:21We can
01:02:21break his
01:02:22legs, break
01:02:22his arms,
01:02:23no one
01:02:23would even
01:02:23bat an
01:02:24eye.
01:02:24She even
01:02:25gave us
01:02:25explicit
01:02:26permission
01:02:26to call
01:02:27upon
01:02:27secret
01:02:27services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're
01:02:32under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent
01:02:33claims and
01:02:34identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I
01:02:42still get the
01:02:42last laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't
01:02:44arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a
01:02:47good person.
01:02:48Please,
01:02:48officer, don't
01:02:49arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all
01:02:54doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors
01:02:55heard about
01:02:55the breakup
01:02:56between you
01:02:56and Butch.
01:02:57We were
01:02:57worried, so
01:02:58we came here
01:02:59to back you
01:02:59up.
01:03:00Listen, officer,
01:03:02I can attest
01:03:02that Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good
01:03:04neighbor.
01:03:05She's very
01:03:05kind-hearted
01:03:06and would never
01:03:07break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one
01:03:09time when my
01:03:09daughter needed
01:03:10university tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave her
01:03:12everything she had
01:03:14just to help
01:03:14her out.
01:03:15She also paid
01:03:16for my recent
01:03:16heart surgery
01:03:17as well.
01:03:18My fiancee
01:03:19really is an
01:03:20incredible woman.
01:03:21she's an angel
01:03:22descended from
01:03:23heaven.
01:03:28You must be
01:03:29the criminal
01:03:30pretending to be
01:03:30General Lysander
01:03:31Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a
01:03:34criminal.
01:03:34He's a war
01:03:35hero who
01:03:36single-handedly
01:03:36saved this
01:03:37country from
01:03:37a terrorist
01:03:38attack.
01:03:38Without him,
01:03:39this whole
01:03:39country would
01:03:40have been
01:03:40bombed to
01:03:41ash.
01:03:42And that's
01:03:42why his
01:03:42choice to
01:03:43crime is
01:03:44stealing his
01:03:44identity.
01:03:45General Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong only
01:03:47fell into a
01:03:47coma because of
01:03:48the fight with
01:03:48the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've
01:03:49received no
01:03:50word that
01:03:50he's woken
01:03:51up yet,
01:03:51so this
01:03:52must be
01:03:52an
01:03:52imposter.
01:03:54I can tell
01:03:55that this
01:03:55whole dilemma
01:03:56with my
01:03:56identity is
01:03:57causing you
01:03:57a lot of
01:03:57trouble.
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59I'll get
01:03:59it resolved
01:03:59and we
01:04:00can focus
01:04:00on taking
01:04:01down your
01:04:01scumbag
01:04:02ex.
01:04:04If you
01:04:05want to
01:04:05arrest me,
01:04:05fine.
01:04:07But don't
01:04:07fuck with
01:04:08my fiancee.
01:04:09You don't
01:04:09get to
01:04:09decide,
01:04:10punk.
01:04:10Let's
01:04:11go!
01:04:34get him!
01:04:35If you
01:04:36can.
01:04:50get him!
01:05:27Is that
01:05:27enough
01:05:27pain?
01:05:28Or do you
01:05:29want more?
01:05:37legend is
01:05:39written all
01:05:39over you,
01:05:40Icenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my
01:05:45new fiancee.
01:05:48Wow,
01:05:49your new
01:05:49fiancee.
01:05:50He's so
01:05:51manly.
01:05:52Much better
01:05:53than your
01:05:53last one.
01:05:54I always knew
01:05:55you'd find
01:05:56someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's
01:05:58loss.
01:05:59Trixie has
01:05:59always been so
01:06:00much better
01:06:01than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a
01:06:03shining star
01:06:03in the sky
01:06:04and Marissa's
01:06:05like a roach
01:06:06in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch,
01:06:08we name
01:06:08calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown
01:06:09you out
01:06:10with insults
01:06:10from my
01:06:11side,
01:06:11right,
01:06:11fam?
01:06:12Drown
01:06:12out the
01:06:13poor!
01:06:13Drown
01:06:14out the
01:06:14poor!
01:06:15Drown
01:06:15out the
01:06:16poor!
01:06:16Drown
01:06:17out the
01:06:17poor!
01:06:18Drown
01:06:18out the
01:06:19poor!
01:06:19Drown
01:06:20out the
01:06:20poor!
01:06:21See,
01:06:21Trixie?
01:06:22You've
01:06:22got no
01:06:22connections,
01:06:23no
01:06:24power.
01:06:24You
01:06:25can't
01:06:25compete
01:06:25against
01:06:25me,
01:06:26even
01:06:26if you
01:06:26have
01:06:26one
01:06:26guy
01:06:27on your
01:06:27side
01:06:27who
01:06:27can
01:06:27fight.
01:06:28We're
01:06:28too
01:06:28honorable
01:06:29to
01:06:29fight
01:06:29dirty
01:06:30like
01:06:30you.
01:06:30So
01:06:31you're
01:06:31using
01:06:31defenseless
01:06:32lives
01:06:32as
01:06:32your
01:06:33shield
01:06:33because
01:06:33you
01:06:33know
01:06:34we
01:06:34won't
01:06:34hurt
01:06:34them.
01:06:35Let
01:06:36them
01:06:36eat
01:06:36Kate!
01:06:46You can't
01:06:47shoot
01:06:47all of
01:06:47them.
01:06:48Grab
01:06:48what
01:06:48you
01:06:48can't
01:06:48fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07you
01:07:07will
01:07:07not
01:07:08hurt
01:07:08a
01:07:08single
01:07:08soul
01:07:09in
01:07:09my
01:07:09presence.
01:07:16What the
01:07:16fuck was
01:07:17that?
01:07:17I don't
01:07:17care what
01:07:18the fuck
01:07:18it was.
01:07:19I'm not
01:07:19letting
01:07:19her make
01:07:20a fool
01:07:20of me
01:07:20at my
01:07:20own
01:07:21wedding.
01:07:29You
01:07:33forgot
01:07:33I
01:07:33had
01:07:33a
01:07:33gun
01:07:34too.
01:07:35That'll
01:07:35teach
01:07:35you
01:07:36from
01:07:36messing
01:07:36with
01:07:36the
01:07:36wig
01:07:36hams.
01:07:37Take
01:07:37Miss
01:07:37Trixie
01:07:38and
01:07:38family
01:07:38and
01:07:38get
01:07:38out
01:07:39of
01:07:39here.
01:07:39We're
01:07:39quartered.
01:07:40I'll
01:07:40sacrifice
01:07:41myself
01:07:41to
01:07:41fend
01:07:42them
01:07:42off.
01:07:43Devin,
01:07:43you
01:07:43and
01:07:43your
01:07:43brother
01:07:44are
01:07:44both
01:07:44good
01:07:44men.
01:07:46I
01:07:46will
01:07:46not
01:07:46let
01:07:47your
01:07:47injury
01:07:47be
01:07:47in
01:07:47vain.
01:07:48They
01:07:49will
01:07:49be
01:07:49punished.
01:07:53Now
01:07:53hold
01:07:53still
01:07:54for
01:07:54me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57rewrites
01:07:58the
01:07:58world.
01:08:08Holy
01:08:09fuck.
01:08:10Did she
01:08:10just
01:08:10reverse
01:08:11the
01:08:11bullet?
01:08:12By
01:08:12chanting
01:08:12the
01:08:12goddess
01:08:12healer's
01:08:13chant?
01:08:13She
01:08:14the
01:08:14goddess
01:08:15healer?
01:08:19I'm
01:08:19all
01:08:19better
01:08:20now.
01:08:20Thank
01:08:21you,
01:08:21Miss
01:08:21Trixie.
01:08:22See,
01:08:23I knew
01:08:24that you
01:08:24were no
01:08:24ordinary
01:08:25woman.
01:08:25No,
01:08:26please.
01:08:27I
01:08:27am
01:08:27just
01:08:28an
01:08:28ordinary
01:08:28girl.
01:08:29Don't
01:08:29put me
01:08:29on
01:08:29some
01:08:29sort
01:08:30of
01:08:30fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear
01:08:33that?
01:08:33She's just
01:08:34some average
01:08:34homeless girl
01:08:35on the
01:08:36streets.
01:08:36She was
01:08:36probably
01:08:37holding out
01:08:37a
01:08:37super
01:08:37magnet
01:08:38that
01:08:38drew
01:08:38out
01:08:38the
01:08:38bullet.
01:08:39While
01:08:39I
01:08:39do
01:08:39not
01:08:39care
01:08:40for
01:08:40glory,
01:08:41I
01:08:41do
01:08:41believe
01:08:42in
01:08:42justice.
01:08:43Marissa
01:08:44and
01:08:44Butch,
01:08:45not
01:08:45only
01:08:45have
01:08:45you
01:08:45betrayed
01:08:46me,
01:08:46but
01:08:47now
01:08:47you've
01:08:47hurt
01:08:47the
01:08:47innocent
01:08:48too.
01:08:49I
01:08:49will
01:08:49make
01:08:49you
01:08:49both
01:08:50pay
01:08:50for
01:08:50your
01:08:50crimes.
01:08:51And
01:08:51who
01:08:51are
01:08:51you
01:08:51to
01:08:52judge
01:08:52me
01:08:52for
01:08:52what
01:08:53I
01:08:53do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're
01:08:57close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm
01:08:59going to
01:09:00show you
01:09:00how the
01:09:00elite
01:09:01can
01:09:01travel
01:09:01any
01:09:01low
01:09:02lives.
01:09:04You
01:09:04want to
01:09:05cross
01:09:05the
01:09:05line
01:09:05so
01:09:05bad?
01:09:06Then
01:09:06let's
01:09:07see
01:09:07you
01:09:07try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The
01:09:18hell
01:09:18is
01:09:18this?
01:09:19This
01:09:19is the
01:09:20line
01:09:20between
01:09:21life
01:09:22and
01:09:22death.
01:09:23Yo,
01:09:23was that
01:09:24extra
01:09:24neon
01:09:25spray
01:09:25paint?
01:09:26I'll
01:09:27admit
01:09:27it
01:09:27looks
01:09:27pretty
01:09:27good,
01:09:28but
01:09:28I'll
01:09:29die
01:09:29before
01:09:29I
01:09:29believe
01:09:29that's
01:09:30magic.
01:09:31You're
01:09:32not
01:09:32the
01:09:32grim
01:09:32reaper.
01:09:33What
01:09:33if
01:09:33it's
01:09:33a
01:09:33trap?
01:09:34That
01:09:34woman
01:09:35has
01:09:35many
01:09:35tricks
01:09:35up
01:09:36her
01:09:36sleeves.
01:09:36We
01:09:36ain't
01:09:37afraid
01:09:37of
01:09:37her.
01:09:37She's
01:09:38nothing
01:09:38but
01:09:38a
01:09:38circus
01:09:39prostitute.
01:09:40Why
01:09:40don't
01:09:41you
01:09:41cross
01:09:41the
01:09:41line
01:09:41and
01:09:42see
01:09:42for
01:09:42yourself?
01:09:42I
01:09:44will.
01:09:47Left
01:09:47leaves
01:09:48the
01:09:48wrong
01:09:49rest.
01:09:56I'm
01:09:56fine.
01:09:57Nothing
01:09:58happens.
01:09:59You'll
01:09:59see soon
01:09:59enough.
01:10:00Oh,
01:10:00please.
01:10:01I
01:10:01really
01:10:02want
01:10:02to
01:10:02die.
01:10:03And
01:10:03you
01:10:03call
01:10:03this
01:10:04the
01:10:04line
01:10:04between
01:10:04life
01:10:05and
01:10:05death?
01:10:05I
01:10:06knew
01:10:06you
01:10:06were
01:10:06just
01:10:06making
01:10:06that
01:10:07shit
01:10:07up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just
01:10:09crossed
01:10:09it
01:10:09again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And
01:10:11again.
01:10:12Nothing's
01:10:13happening.
01:10:15Spump.
01:10:20Spump.
01:10:21Spump.
01:10:21Spump.
01:10:24No.
01:10:25No,
01:10:26Bob.
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What
01:10:28did
01:10:28you
01:10:28do
01:10:29to
01:10:29my
01:10:29brother?
01:10:29I
01:10:30didn't
01:10:30do
01:10:30anything.
01:10:31Your
01:10:31brother
01:10:32just
01:10:32didn't
01:10:32want
01:10:32to
01:10:32heed
01:10:33my
01:10:33warning.
01:10:34I
01:10:34suggest
01:10:34you
01:10:35take
01:10:35him
01:10:35to
01:10:35the
01:10:35UR
01:10:36if
01:10:36you
01:10:36don't
01:10:37want
01:10:37your
01:10:37wedding
01:10:37to
01:10:37become
01:10:37his
01:10:38funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major,
01:10:42are you not
01:10:42going to help
01:10:43your own
01:10:43brother?
01:10:43How was
01:10:44he able
01:10:45to cross
01:10:45the line?
01:10:46See,
01:10:46this must
01:10:46be an
01:10:47illusion.
01:10:50Only
01:10:50the
01:10:51pure
01:10:51of heart
01:10:51can
01:10:52cross
01:10:52the
01:10:52line.
01:10:53Will
01:10:53somebody
01:10:53take
01:10:53my
01:10:54brother
01:10:54to
01:10:54the
01:10:54hospital,
01:10:55please?
01:11:02You're
01:11:02so
01:11:03sore
01:11:03I
01:11:03wouldn't
01:11:03marry
01:11:04you.
01:11:04You'd
01:11:04go
01:11:04and hurt
01:11:04my
01:11:05brother.
01:11:05Oh,
01:11:06please.
01:11:06You hurt
01:11:07us
01:11:07first.
01:11:08At
01:11:09first,
01:11:09I was
01:11:10really
01:11:10hurt
01:11:10by your
01:11:10betrayal.
01:11:11But I've
01:11:12come to
01:11:12realize your
01:11:13true colors
01:11:14are that
01:11:14of a
01:11:14snake
01:11:15and a
01:11:15coward.
01:11:16Marissa,
01:11:17thanks for
01:11:17taking this
01:11:18little life
01:11:18from me.
01:11:20You blame
01:11:21yourself for
01:11:22being worthless.
01:11:23You think
01:11:24anyone will
01:11:24want to
01:11:25marry you
01:11:25when you
01:11:25got nothing
01:11:26to offer?
01:11:28When you
01:11:29wear odd
01:11:30and crazy
01:11:31clothes all
01:11:32day?
01:11:34Don't
01:11:35touch
01:11:35my
01:11:35wife.
01:11:38And
01:11:38instead,
01:11:39Trixie
01:11:39gets a
01:11:40handsome
01:11:40and
01:11:41protective
01:11:42husband.
01:11:43You can
01:11:43daydream
01:11:44all you
01:11:44want now,
01:11:45Trixie,
01:11:45but when
01:11:45the
01:11:46presidential
01:11:46contract
01:11:47arrives,
01:11:48it'll
01:11:48hit you
01:11:48like a
01:11:48fucking
01:11:49truck.
01:11:49That
01:11:50you're
01:11:50nothing
01:11:50but an
01:11:50ugly
01:11:50phony,
01:11:51and I'm
01:11:51the
01:11:52queen
01:11:52of
01:11:52everything.
01:11:53Oh,
01:11:53really?
01:11:54Then let
01:11:54me show
01:11:55you how
01:11:55it is I
01:11:56who has
01:11:56everything
01:11:56you want.
01:11:57You've
01:11:58got nothing
01:11:58on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:04Tell the
01:12:04president to
01:12:05get here
01:12:05immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam
01:12:12president,
01:12:12I require
01:12:13your assistance.
01:12:15Yes,
01:12:15we'll be
01:12:15there
01:12:15immediately.
01:12:19Get the
01:12:20VP.
01:12:20We're
01:12:20leaving
01:12:20now.
01:12:24Did
01:12:25she just
01:12:25pretend to
01:12:25call the
01:12:26first woman
01:12:27president of
01:12:27the United
01:12:28States?
01:12:28God,
01:12:29I knew
01:12:29you were
01:12:29cheap,
01:12:29but I
01:12:30didn't
01:12:30know you
01:12:30were
01:12:30crazy,
01:12:31too.
01:12:31I'm
01:12:32so glad
01:12:33I dumped
01:12:33you for
01:12:33Marissa.
01:12:34You're
01:12:35pathetic,
01:12:35Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary
01:12:37to remind
01:12:37everyone how
01:12:38I have
01:12:38the
01:12:38presidential
01:12:39contract
01:12:39coming?
01:12:40Miss
01:12:40Wickham
01:12:40is
01:12:40correct.
01:12:41I
01:12:41was
01:12:41on
01:12:42the
01:12:42phone
01:12:42with
01:12:42the
01:12:42president
01:12:42earlier.
01:12:43Only
01:12:43the
01:12:44most
01:12:44important
01:12:44people
01:12:44have
01:12:45Madam
01:12:45President's
01:12:46direct
01:12:46line.
01:12:47You
01:12:47hear
01:12:47that,
01:12:48everyone?
01:12:48There
01:12:49is
01:12:49no
01:12:50way
01:12:50low-life
01:12:51Trixie
01:12:52could have
01:12:52called
01:12:52the
01:12:52president
01:12:53by
01:12:53herself.
01:12:54She's
01:12:55just a
01:12:55desperate
01:12:56phony
01:12:56who doesn't
01:12:57get enough
01:12:57male attention,
01:12:58so she's
01:12:58come here
01:12:59to play
01:12:59up her
01:12:59importance.
01:13:00No,
01:13:01my
01:13:01granddaughter
01:13:02would never
01:13:02do that.
01:13:03Reversing
01:13:04time just
01:13:05to heal
01:13:05someone's
01:13:06wound,
01:13:06only the
01:13:07goddess
01:13:07healer
01:13:07can do
01:13:08that.
01:13:08Is
01:13:09Trixie
01:13:09really
01:13:09the
01:13:10goddess
01:13:10healer?
01:13:13Oh,
01:13:18first,
01:13:19your boy
01:13:20toy actor
01:13:20pretends
01:13:21to be
01:13:21the war
01:13:21hero
01:13:21general
01:13:22Lysander
01:13:22Armstrong?
01:13:23And
01:13:23now
01:13:23you,
01:13:24Trixie,
01:13:25are
01:13:25pretending
01:13:25to be
01:13:25the
01:13:25goddess
01:13:26healer
01:13:26who
01:13:26gave
01:13:26me
01:13:26my
01:13:26presidential
01:13:27contract?
01:13:28Is
01:13:28this
01:13:28how
01:13:29the
01:13:29working
01:13:29class
01:13:30think
01:13:31all
01:13:31the
01:13:31time?
01:13:32I
01:13:32never
01:13:32realized
01:13:33how
01:13:33delusional
01:13:34they
01:13:34were.
01:13:35You
01:13:35can
01:13:35only
01:13:35dream
01:13:36of
01:13:36what
01:13:36you
01:13:36can
01:13:36never
01:13:36have
01:13:37while
01:13:37we
01:13:37rub
01:13:38our
01:13:38riches
01:13:38and
01:13:39privilege
01:13:39in
01:13:40their
01:13:40faces.
01:13:41Look,
01:13:41I don't
01:13:41know
01:13:41what
01:13:42circus
01:13:42school
01:13:42you
01:13:43went
01:13:43to,
01:13:43but
01:13:43you
01:13:43trying
01:13:44to
01:13:44make
01:13:44me
01:13:44jealous
01:13:44Trixie?
01:13:45It
01:13:45ain't
01:13:45working.
01:13:46You
01:13:46can't
01:13:47just
01:13:47fake
01:13:47the
01:13:50Yeah,
01:13:51but
01:13:51goddess
01:13:51healing
01:13:51power
01:13:52is
01:13:52legendary.
01:13:54It's
01:13:54like
01:13:54real
01:13:54magic.
01:13:55Trixie,
01:13:56you're
01:13:56an
01:13:57angel,
01:13:57but
01:13:57the
01:13:57goddess
01:13:58healing
01:13:58is
01:13:59beyond
01:13:59your
01:13:59imagination.
01:14:00And
01:14:01if
01:14:01we
01:14:01steal
01:14:02her
01:14:02identity
01:14:02just
01:14:03to
01:14:03punish
01:14:03her
01:14:03ex,
01:14:04won't
01:14:04her
01:14:04followers
01:14:04be
01:14:05furious
01:14:05and
01:14:05riot
01:14:06against
01:14:06you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie,
01:14:10look,
01:14:11I
01:14:13saved
01:14:13me.
01:14:14Whether
01:14:15you're
01:14:15a goddess
01:14:15or not,
01:14:16you did
01:14:16that.
01:14:18No matter
01:14:18what happens,
01:14:19you are
01:14:19a goddess
01:14:20to me.
01:14:21We'll
01:14:22riot
01:14:22against
01:14:22you now.
01:14:23Tear
01:14:24her
01:14:24apart!
01:14:25Tear
01:14:25her
01:14:25apart!
01:14:26Tear
01:14:27her
01:14:27apart!
01:14:28Tear
01:14:28her
01:14:29apart!
01:14:30Tear
01:14:30her
01:14:30apart!
01:14:31The
01:14:31Vice
01:14:31President
01:14:32arrives!
01:14:48Who
01:14:48dare
01:14:49cause
01:14:49ruckus
01:14:50in
01:14:50here?
01:14:54You're
01:14:54General
01:14:55Lysander
01:14:55Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait,
01:14:57what?
01:14:59He's
01:14:59actually
01:15:00General
01:15:00Lysander
01:15:01Armstrong?
01:15:01No,
01:15:02no,
01:15:02we've
01:15:02been
01:15:02through
01:15:03this
01:15:03already
01:15:03once,
01:15:04okay?
01:15:05Right,
01:15:05Secretary
01:15:05Cho?
01:15:06This
01:15:06actor
01:15:07Trixie
01:15:08hired
01:15:08pulled
01:15:09this
01:15:09weird
01:15:09stunt
01:15:10to
01:15:10try
01:15:10to
01:15:11bankrupt
01:15:11me,
01:15:12but
01:15:12you
01:15:12already
01:15:12confirmed
01:15:13with
01:15:13Madame
01:15:13President
01:15:13that
01:15:14I
01:15:14got
01:15:14the
01:15:14contract
01:15:15coming
01:15:15still,
01:15:16right?
01:15:16Yes,
01:15:16we all
01:15:17thought
01:15:17he
01:15:17was
01:15:17a
01:15:17fraud.
01:15:18What
01:15:18I
01:15:19mean
01:15:19is
01:15:21you're
01:15:21the
01:15:21war
01:15:22hero,
01:15:23General
01:15:23Lysander
01:15:23Armstrong,
01:15:24and
01:15:25how dare
01:15:25you
01:15:25crash
01:15:26Miss
01:15:26Wickham's
01:15:26wedding?
01:15:27The
01:15:27moment
01:15:28you
01:15:28wake
01:15:28up,
01:15:29you
01:15:29fall
01:15:29under
01:15:30this
01:15:30vixen
01:15:30spell,
01:15:31and
01:15:31now
01:15:32you're
01:15:32attacking
01:15:32one
01:15:32of
01:15:33the
01:15:33most
01:15:33important
01:15:33allies
01:15:34to
01:15:34the
01:15:34president?
01:15:35He
01:15:41even
01:15:41the
01:15:41vice
01:15:42president
01:15:42knows
01:15:42me
01:15:43as
01:15:43an
01:15:43important
01:15:44ally
01:15:44to
01:15:44the
01:15:44nation's
01:15:45leader.
01:15:45So
01:15:46what
01:15:46if
01:15:46Trixie
01:15:46picked
01:15:46up
01:15:47some
01:15:47washed
01:15:47up
01:15:48war
01:15:48hero?
01:15:48We
01:15:49got
01:15:49the
01:15:49VP
01:15:49and
01:15:50the
01:15:50president
01:15:50on
01:15:51our
01:15:51side?
01:15:52You'll
01:15:52always
01:15:53be
01:15:54nothing,
01:15:54Trixie.
01:15:55I
01:15:56told
01:15:56you.
01:15:57Now
01:15:57punish
01:15:57them,
01:15:58Vice
01:15:58President
01:15:58Langley.
01:15:59This
01:15:59is
01:15:59treason.
01:16:00Lysander
01:16:00Armstrong,
01:16:01you
01:16:01are
01:16:01stripped
01:16:02from
01:16:02your
01:16:02military
01:16:03honors
01:16:04and
01:16:05titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The
01:16:11needs
01:16:11us.
01:16:13You
01:16:13can't
01:16:14do
01:16:14that,
01:16:15Mr.
01:16:15Vice
01:16:15President.
01:16:15My
01:16:16brother
01:16:16is
01:16:16a
01:16:16war
01:16:17hero.
01:16:17He
01:16:17single-handedly
01:16:18saved
01:16:18this
01:16:19country
01:16:19from
01:16:19terrorist
01:16:19attack.
01:16:20He
01:16:20was
01:16:20in
01:16:20a
01:16:20coma
01:16:21for
01:16:21two
01:16:21years.
01:16:22If
01:16:22it
01:16:22wasn't
01:16:22for
01:16:22Ms.
01:16:22Trixie,
01:16:23he
01:16:23would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You
01:16:24speak
01:16:25another
01:16:25word and
01:16:25I
01:16:25will
01:16:26bring
01:16:26down
01:16:26your
01:16:26entire
01:16:27family.
01:16:28Not
01:16:28just
01:16:29your
01:16:29brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's
01:16:32okay.
01:16:33Mr.
01:16:33Vice
01:16:34President,
01:16:34I've
01:16:34already
01:16:34given my
01:16:35life once
01:16:35for my
01:16:35country.
01:16:36I have
01:16:37no
01:16:37problem
01:16:37doing
01:16:37that
01:16:38again
01:16:38if
01:16:38it
01:16:38means
01:16:38protecting
01:16:39my
01:16:39fiance's
01:16:40life.
01:16:41And let's
01:16:41be honest
01:16:42about one
01:16:42other thing,
01:16:43Mr.
01:16:43Vice
01:16:43President.
01:16:43I never
01:16:44gave a
01:16:44fuck
01:16:45about
01:16:46any
01:16:46damn
01:16:47titles.
01:16:49I truly
01:16:50saved a
01:16:50good
01:16:50man.
01:16:51him.
01:16:56I
01:16:56will
01:16:57not
01:16:57let
01:16:57you
01:16:57bring
01:16:57ruin
01:16:58to
01:16:58my
01:16:58fiance.
01:16:59And
01:17:00what
01:17:00can
01:17:00you
01:17:00do
01:17:00about
01:17:01it?
01:17:01Oh,
01:17:01Mr.
01:17:02Vice
01:17:02President,
01:17:02I
01:17:03have
01:17:03a
01:17:03swell
01:17:03idea.
01:17:04My
01:17:04biomedical
01:17:04company
01:17:05invented
01:17:05the
01:17:06latest
01:17:06line
01:17:06of
01:17:07poison
01:17:07darts
01:17:07for
01:17:08the
01:17:08military.
01:17:09Let's
01:17:09try
01:17:09it
01:17:09out
01:17:10on
01:17:10them.
01:17:12Hold
01:17:13on,
01:17:13Mr.
01:17:13Vice
01:17:13President,
01:17:14there's
01:17:14no
01:17:14way
01:17:14that
01:17:14you're
01:17:14taking
01:17:15this
01:17:15seriously.
01:17:15Put
01:17:16innocent
01:17:16civilian
01:17:16lives
01:17:17in
01:17:17danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:19What's
01:17:21your filthy
01:17:21companions
01:17:22are
01:17:22disrespecting
01:17:23power?
01:17:24Miss
01:17:25Wickham,
01:17:25you can
01:17:26use
01:17:26full force
01:17:27on
01:17:27them.
01:17:28Did
01:17:29you hear
01:17:29that,
01:17:29boys?
01:17:33Oh.
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait,
01:17:44that's
01:17:44the
01:17:44president.
01:17:57hell,
01:17:58big
01:17:58idiots!
01:18:02Oh,
01:18:06my
01:18:07gosh,
01:18:07I'm so
01:18:08sorry,
01:18:08madame
01:18:09president.
01:18:09That was,
01:18:10they were
01:18:11totally aiming
01:18:11for Trixie,
01:18:13the fraud
01:18:13in the
01:18:13middle.
01:18:14What
01:18:14is
01:18:15this?
01:18:16Oh,
01:18:16that's
01:18:16my new
01:18:17biomedical
01:18:17weapon,
01:18:18madame,
01:18:18for your
01:18:19military.
01:18:19This
01:18:20isn't
01:18:20war
01:18:20crime.
01:18:21These
01:18:21are
01:18:21innocent
01:18:21civilian
01:18:22lives
01:18:22you're
01:18:23messing
01:18:23with.
01:18:23You're
01:18:24the
01:18:24uncivilized
01:18:24buffoon.
01:18:25I can
01:18:25shoot
01:18:26whoever
01:18:26I want.
01:18:26I have
01:18:26the
01:18:27presidential
01:18:27contract.
01:18:28With
01:18:28great
01:18:28power
01:18:29comes
01:18:29great
01:18:29responsibility.
01:18:30And
01:18:31this
01:18:31is
01:18:31the
01:18:31kind
01:18:31of
01:18:32dastardly
01:18:32creation
01:18:33you've
01:18:33made
01:18:33with
01:18:33the
01:18:34contract
01:18:34I
01:18:34gave
01:18:34you?
01:18:35What
01:18:35are
01:18:35you
01:18:35doing?
01:18:36Reverse
01:18:36the
01:18:36poison
01:18:36and
01:18:37take
01:18:37it
01:18:37out
01:18:37of
01:18:37the
01:18:37present
01:18:38before
01:18:38it's
01:18:38too
01:18:38late.
01:18:39That
01:18:39is
01:18:39easy.
01:18:40There's
01:18:41no need.
01:18:42I'll
01:18:43save
01:18:43everyone.
01:18:57It's
01:18:58raining
01:18:58gold!
01:19:01What's
01:19:01happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't
01:19:03have that
01:19:03kind of
01:19:03money.
01:19:04It's
01:19:04gotta be
01:19:05cheap
01:19:05glitter.
01:19:07She
01:19:08she
01:19:08is
01:19:10a
01:19:10criminal.
01:19:12Don't
01:19:12worry
01:19:13Madam
01:19:13President.
01:19:13We will
01:19:14arrest her
01:19:14and we'll
01:19:14throw her
01:19:15in prison.
01:19:15I'd
01:19:16be quiet
01:19:16if I
01:19:16were
01:19:16you.
01:19:17Because
01:19:17you're
01:19:17the
01:19:18one
01:19:18that
01:19:18would
01:19:18be
01:19:18going
01:19:18to
01:19:18prison
01:19:19once
01:19:19everyone
01:19:19is
01:19:19healed
01:19:20up.
01:19:20What
01:19:20are
01:19:20you
01:19:21talking
01:19:21about?
01:19:22The
01:19:22President
01:19:22literally
01:19:23came
01:19:23here
01:19:23to
01:19:23give
01:19:23me
01:19:24my
01:19:24billion
01:19:24dollar
01:19:24contract.
01:19:35This
01:19:35contract?
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38thank you
01:19:39first
01:19:39gentleman.
01:19:57My contract
01:19:58you bitch!
01:19:59And that's
01:20:00not all.
01:20:12this foul weapon
01:20:13will not
01:20:14see the
01:20:14light of
01:20:14day.
01:20:15There is
01:20:15only a
01:20:16need for
01:20:16a
01:20:16vaccine
01:20:17if there
01:20:17is
01:20:17a
01:20:17virus.
01:20:18Don't
01:20:18you
01:20:19realize?
01:20:20Or are you
01:20:20too much of a
01:20:21goody two-shoes
01:20:22to understand
01:20:22that?
01:20:23You're
01:20:24the real
01:20:24virus here
01:20:25Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth
01:20:26more to you
01:20:27than human
01:20:27lives.
01:20:28And that's
01:20:29something I
01:20:30cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare
01:20:31yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm
01:20:33about to
01:20:33smite you.
01:20:35What are you
01:20:36going to do?
01:20:37The
01:20:38President is
01:20:39here and
01:20:39I just
01:20:40invented the
01:20:41best
01:20:41biomedical
01:20:42products in
01:20:43the world.
01:20:44You'll
01:20:44pardon me for
01:20:45that little
01:20:45mishap,
01:20:46right?
01:20:47Madam
01:20:48President,
01:20:49you've
01:20:49recovered now.
01:20:50So what's
01:20:51your final
01:20:51decision?
01:20:54I'll
01:21:02smack her
01:21:03until she
01:21:04sees
01:21:0450
01:21:04stars.
01:21:08Why?
01:21:09Why are you
01:21:10attacking me,
01:21:11Madam
01:21:11President?
01:21:11You're
01:21:12supposed to
01:21:12be giving
01:21:13me the
01:21:13billion
01:21:13dollar
01:21:14clutch.
01:21:14You
01:21:15wish,
01:21:15idiot.
01:21:18I've
01:21:19never
01:21:19seen a
01:21:19woman
01:21:19so
01:21:20vile,
01:21:21so
01:21:21ugly
01:21:22on the
01:21:22inside,
01:21:22it makes
01:21:23me want
01:21:23to
01:21:23vomit.
01:21:24I don't
01:21:25understand.
01:21:25I was
01:21:25just
01:21:25trying to
01:21:26punish
01:21:26these
01:21:27imposters
01:21:27for
01:21:27posing
01:21:27as
01:21:28the
01:21:28goddess
01:21:28of
01:21:28healing.
01:21:31And do
01:21:32you know
01:21:32the
01:21:32goddess
01:21:33healing
01:21:33saved
01:21:33me and
01:21:34my son
01:21:35during
01:21:35childbirth?
01:21:36You've
01:21:37really
01:21:37seen
01:21:38the
01:21:38goddess
01:21:38healer
01:21:39herself
01:21:40in
01:21:40the
01:21:40flesh?
01:21:41The
01:21:41one
01:21:41and
01:21:41only
01:21:43and
01:21:43it's
01:21:47her.
01:21:58goddess
01:22:03Welcome,
01:22:04goddess.
01:22:11Uh,
01:22:12we,
01:22:12uh,
01:22:16you really are
01:22:16the goddess
01:22:17of healing,
01:22:17aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you
01:22:19think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, help those in need, and make sure the man I
01:22:31chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancΓ© and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person, and you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduce me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:20I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:11Yeah.
01:25:11No.
01:25:12You
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