00:00What can I get for you?
00:01We're both having the fish fingers and beans, please.
00:03That's only on the children's menu, I'm afraid.
00:05Yeah, I'm not very angry.
00:07I can't let you order that.
00:09What do you mean?
00:10It's for children.
00:13I can eat what children eat, can't I?
00:14Yeah, but it's only £4.99.
00:16Yeah, I know, because it's a smaller portion.
00:19I'm paying child's prices, but I'm getting a children's portion.
00:23Yeah, but we made it cheaper because it's for kids.
00:26I know, because they're smaller.
00:28And it's smaller because they're smaller.
00:30It's not a concession, it's not because they're unemployed, is it?
00:32And also, an adult's paying, so...
00:34These are the rules.
00:36Is it?
00:38Hmm.
00:39Right.
00:40Well, he'll have fish fingers and beans twice.
00:45No, but you're just going to eat one of them, aren't you?
00:47No.
00:48So what are you ordering, then?
00:49As I said, I'm not very hungry, so I'll just get a coffee.
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