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00:33All right.
01:02I don't know the right words.
01:06Ought to be a sept in here.
01:14You were through night.
01:18You never beat me when I didn't deserve it.
01:21Fuck.
01:23Except that time of maiden, fool.
01:28It was the inn boy who ate the widow woman's pie.
01:32Not me.
01:34I told you.
01:36What, you?
01:44It doesn't matter now.
02:02I'd leave your sword, but it would only rust in the ground.
02:12I wish you didn't die, sir.
02:20I'll take good care of the horses.
02:37Eat like a king if I sold you three.
02:42For a year or two.
02:45Then what?
02:51That road ends in outlawry or beggary.
03:03We could go to a city.
03:09King's Landing?
03:10Lannisport?
03:25Could join the city, watch.
03:32Stop raping, sir.
03:45It fits my grip as well as it ever fit his.
03:52And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow.
04:11Oh.
04:13Oh.
04:14Oh.
04:15Come on, come on.
04:47Come on.
05:16Come on, come on.
05:23Come on.
05:27Hello there.
05:28You the stable boy?
05:34I want the palfrey rubbed down.
05:36I know it's for all three.
05:39Can you tend to them?
05:40I could.
05:41I want it.
05:42None of that.
05:43See to the horses.
05:44You'll get a copper if you do well and a clout in the ear if not.
05:58Sit what you like.
06:11There's good lamb, roasted with a crust of herbs and some ducks my son shot down.
06:16Which shall you have?
06:17Both.
06:20You make enough for it.
06:33How much farther to Ashford?
06:36Day's ride.
06:39Is my boy seeing to your horses or has he run off again?
06:43No, he's there.
06:44Half the town's gone down the tourney.
06:46Mine would too if I allowed it.
06:48Swear I couldn't tell you why.
06:50Nights are built the same as other men.
06:52And I never knew a joust to change the price of X.
06:58Bound for the tourney yourself.
07:00I dreamed of you.
07:08Stay the fuck away from me.
07:11Yeah.
07:13My lord?
07:38Never you mind that one, sir.
07:40I'll see about your food.
08:03I'll see you next time.
08:11I'll try them as well as you.
08:13Close your insolent mouth.
08:16I'm a knight, I'll have you know.
08:18You don't look to be a knight.
08:21What, all knights look the same, do they?
08:23No.
08:24But they don't look like you either.
08:27Your belt's made of rope.
08:29So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves.
08:32Are you going to the tourney then?
08:34Do you mean to enter the lists?
08:36Yeah, I suppose I do.
08:38Take me with you, sir.
08:40Please.
08:41And what might your mother say to that?
08:43Not much.
08:44She's dead.
08:46Is the innkeeper not your...
08:50Are you an orphan boy?
08:52Are you?
08:54I was.
08:55I was.
08:57To my sir, he took me in.
09:00Taught me arms and riding and...
09:03He taught me everything, really.
09:07Best he could.
09:09If you could bring me to Ashford, I could squire for you, sir.
09:13And you can teach me.
09:15Best you can.
09:16No, I've no need for a squire, lad.
09:18Every knight needs a squire.
09:20You look like you need one more than most.
09:25And you look like you need a good clout in the air.
09:28Fill me a sack of oats.
09:30I'm off for Ashford.
09:31Alone.
09:38Look, lad.
09:39I promise you.
09:41You're better off not squiring for the likes of me.
09:52For your help.
09:57Sulk all you wish.
09:58I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:06Sulk all you wish.
10:27I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:35Sulk all you wish.
10:58Sulk all you wish.
10:59Sulk all you wish.
11:12Sulk all you wish.
11:17Sulk all you wish.
11:18Sulk all you wish.
11:19Sulk all you wish.
11:20Sulk all you wish.
11:21Sulk all you wish.
11:22Sulk all you wish.
11:24Sulk all you wish.
11:25Sulk all you wish.
11:26Sulk all you wish.
11:26Sulk all you wish.
11:27Sulk all you wish.
11:51Beg pardon men, I wish to speak to the master of the games.
12:07What do you want man?
12:12I came for the tourney.
12:14An old tourney is a contest for knights.
12:18You a knight?
12:19Oi!
12:25A knight with a name perhaps?
12:27Er, Dunk.
12:31Sir Dunk.
12:33I was squire to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy.
12:38He knighted me before he passed, with his own sword.
12:45That's his penny there, in the hilt.
12:50Oh, a sword it is for a certainty.
12:54But I've never heard of this Ireland of Pennytree. You were his squire you say?
12:57He always meant for me to be a knight one day.
13:01As he was.
13:03Am I to be a knight one day sir?
13:05As you are.
13:12When he was dying he called for his long sword and bade me kneel.
13:17Charged me to be a good knight.
13:20To defend the weak and the innocent.
13:23Served the realm with all my might.
13:25And I swore that I would.
13:32Any knight can make a knight, it's true.
13:35Were there witnesses to your dubbin?
13:38Only a robin in the thorn tree.
13:44This is Ashford town, lad.
13:47Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths?
13:51I'm not-
13:52We hang you, naked, by your hands and your feet.
13:56Low you down, arsehole first, onto a sharpened point and fuck you dry.
14:01Call up the Ashford chair.
14:03So I ask you again.
14:05Were there witnesses to your dubbin besides a fucking songbird?
14:10Well...
14:11The...
14:11See...
14:12It was raining.
14:15I'm bullshitting you.
14:21Ashford chair.
14:24You take a boot to the head?
14:25This is the Reach, not the Riverlands.
14:27Ashford chair.
14:28Think we're fending off some scourge of cottages
14:30scuttling about into internees.
14:35You'd need coin.
14:38Armour.
14:39Horses.
14:39Men.
14:40Training.
14:41Yards would be good.
14:42Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lionel Baratheon in the lists.
14:46That would be you.
14:47A different sort of entertainment.
14:50Well...
14:51I'm no farmer.
14:52Yet you've come dressed as one.
14:57Look, man.
14:58My Lord Ashford fancies himself of great import.
15:02Gods know why.
15:03Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight and sellsword vying to challenge.
15:08You understand?
15:09There are princes about.
15:11No.
15:12No, of course.
15:21You're late, master.
15:25You'll be known to the true knights you're assembled.
15:28There was a pavilion flying the banner of House Dondarrion.
15:33Aye, Sir Manfred of that house.
15:35Sir Ireland served his Lord Father in Dorne a few years past.
15:38Sir Manfred will remember us.
15:39By scent alone, no doubt.
15:42If you'll speak to your good honour, bring him here with you before the tourney begins on the morrow.
15:46Leave your escorts behind.
15:48As you say.
15:49Aye.
15:52You are aware that those vanquished in Turney forfeit their arms, armour and horse to the victors and must ransom
15:59them back?
16:00Aye.
16:00And you have coin to pay such ransom?
16:02Gods know.
16:04I mean, I won't have need of coin.
16:12Seven!
16:14Fuck!
16:35Mind those two good girl.
16:42My pardon, sirs, I need speak with Sir Manfred.
16:46He's napping, sir.
16:48Working for a stag.
16:52I don't have a stag.
16:54What kind of knight don't got a stag?
16:56It's a hedge knight, ain't it?
16:58What?
16:58It's like a knight, but sadder.
17:01No, I'm not sad.
17:02He's got to sleep in the hedges, because no lard will have it.
17:05Aw, that is sad.
17:08And Sir Manfred's fucked its wife, too.
17:10No, I don't have a wife.
17:12Oh, because we're used to husbands coming round.
17:15Likes fucking wives, that one.
17:17Near as much as he likes fucking us.
17:18Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red.
17:21Well, we're already red.
17:23So we are.
17:27Well, when do you expect Sir Manfred to wake, then?
17:32It might want to try back at Evenfarm.
17:34Evenfarm.
17:39Goodbye.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Earth.
17:48Why'd you just say that, huh?
17:52I'm not sad.
17:56Certainly not rising to the level of a common sad.
18:01Besides, Sir Alan always said that a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight.
18:08When we win our first tilt, love the loser's armor and horse or his gold.
18:14Won't be sad, then.
18:23No.
18:24I said if we did win.
18:27Look, it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice heart for a trice.
18:32Do not muck about with me, Raymond.
18:35You're the good-for-nothing, useless rat.
18:49Do you go up and that you blew out a cunt?
18:54That's a long sword you wear.
18:58Yes, it is mine by right.
19:00That's a lot of thing to say.
19:05I'm Sir Stefan Fossaway.
19:07Come try me.
19:09As you see, me cousin here is not ripe yet.
19:12Do it, sir.
19:13I may not be ripe, but my cousin's rotten to the core.
19:16Knock my seeds out of him.
19:17Quiet.
19:21I thank you, but I have matters to attend.
19:24What matters is the hedge, I have no doubt.
19:29Fucking size of you, stupid bastard.
19:33Sir Grant!
19:40Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations.
19:54Of course, we should participate in our next scene.
20:31Oh, fuck.
20:50He's napping still.
20:52Still?
20:54On account of his gouty toes.
20:58One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure.
21:03Makes for restless nights, the poor dear.
21:07Absolutely, it's just...
21:08Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him,
21:11so I may enter the lists on the moral.
21:14What's this?
21:16It means the joust.
21:18Awful dangerous, that.
21:20Yes, well, erm...
21:22I'm not troubled with the wealth of options, am I?
21:25And if I mean to take service in a castle...
21:27It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers.
21:30Ain't that our job?
21:32Shut up!
21:33You're meant to be dead.
21:36Find a safer trade, lad.
21:38You'll be happier for it.
21:40One whore to another.
21:43LAUGHTER
21:46Must you mock me?
21:48I was only asking for a bit of help.
21:51I'll try some Manfred back in the morning.
21:55Sorry, lad.
21:57Aye.
21:57We don't mean to mock you.
21:59We see plenty of green bars every turning.
22:02All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands.
22:07Perhaps I will be different.
22:10Be good to your body, Knight.
22:13Last one you like to have.
22:22A brave hero forces on, leaving all he knows behind.
22:28A father and a friend may seem the world unkind.
22:34Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance.
22:38A boy from nothing risks it all.
22:42Ignoring Lux's scars.
22:44Perhaps he's only stupid.
22:47Holding fast his mirror shield.
22:49Great honour his ambition.
22:52Must keep a truth concealed.
22:55For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise.
22:59Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise.
23:39Half-man!
23:40Half-man!
23:41Half-man!
23:43Do I look like a half-man to you?
23:45Aye!
23:46Half-man, half-giant!
23:48Look, I'm sorry.
23:49I should not have urged you to try my cousin.
23:51He could have broken your hand or a knee if he could.
23:55He likes to batter men in the yard.
23:57You know, in case he needs some in the lists.
24:00He did not break you.
24:03I'm his blood.
24:04Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree.
24:07Which he never ceases to remind me.
24:10Will you and your cousin write an attorney?
24:13He will.
24:14I would that I could, but...
24:15I'm only a squire.
24:21Fight well for a squire.
24:24You have the look of a challenger.
24:26Whose shield do you mean to strike?
24:30Makes no difference.
24:32That's what you're supposed to say.
24:38What makes all the difference in the world?
24:44You hungry?
24:46Always.
24:59I don't know why.
25:00It's a treasure.
25:11It's a treasure.
25:12Lying over Athian.
25:13The laughing storm they call him.
25:16I thought he'd be bigger.
25:18Four thousand years ago.
25:21Four thousand years ago.
25:27I've had a profound thought if anyone would care to listen
25:354,000 years ago our ancestors gathered in that big field outside to blood each other with sticks
25:46and have a little bit of gay fun
25:48and they say it was this country's first ever joust
25:52well I say
26:09men could not have devised such a joy
26:16so who was it
26:20huh
26:22who was it
26:34fuck it
26:35a hundred gold to the man beast or god who sticks me best
26:39hurry your pants
26:41so we can die
26:42go
26:50go
27:01go
27:03go
27:03Let's go.
27:44You haven't been punched in the face before?
27:50I beg your pardon, Sir Lion?
27:52Big men get punched more than little men. Did you know that?
27:57No, but I believe it.
28:02Is that why you slouch? So you don't get punched?
28:06I don't slouch.
28:08Oh, you've been cowering all evening like a maiden on a wedding night.
28:14I meant no disrespect, sir, honestly.
28:18Where I grew up, you learned to go on notice as odd.
28:22Seven above gave you tallness?
28:25So be tall.
28:28Or I will name you a heretic and burn you.
28:31Drown you. Drop you off a pillow.
28:34Tall? I don't know. What do they do to heretics?
28:38Burn them, my lord.
28:40Fine.
28:42What have you brought me?
28:48Um...
28:48Uh, sir, I...
28:50Begging your pardon, I didn't realize...
28:54You wish to carry my favor some.
28:58Yet you come with an empty hand.
29:04Lord Caffren.
29:06A smug cunt in red.
29:08He is scarce to pay his rents.
29:11His people starve each winter.
29:13Yet even he shined up this...
29:17Bawble from his family cellars, for he understands that all men, in their way, wish only for your help.
29:24Or your head.
29:28You've come for my head, then.
29:32What?
29:32What?
29:33No.
29:34No.
29:36Then why the fuck are you in my tent?
29:45So... it's all supper?
30:02I think she makes sense.
30:05Sovereign.
30:05What is your name, man?
30:09Dunk.
30:09Sir Dunk.
30:10That's ridiculous.
30:16Do you like dancing?
30:18Doesn't everyone?
30:42Whoolp!
30:51No.
30:56Ik shit!
31:01Ah!
31:03Ah!
31:04Ah!
31:08Ah!
31:08Oh, man.
31:45The swells heaved.
31:47You could lick salt from the air.
31:50But I come to find what men do when they die at sea.
31:56So drove I on into the storm.
32:03Weren't you afraid?
32:05Yeah.
32:09Within every man, there are many men.
32:15But that I had to do, Stormlanders had always done.
32:19And if they had done it, I could do it too.
32:25Yeah, it was best not to agonize.
32:30Yeah, I agonize a lot.
32:36Sometimes I think I agonize too much and I just end up agonizing over that.
32:43I mean, I'm quick and strong, sure.
32:47Sure.
32:48But so are you.
32:49Sure.
32:50Plus, you've trained Sauron and Lance with the finest masters at arms in the realm.
32:55I mean, what chance do I have?
32:59Truly.
33:01Well, you have no chance.
33:09But it's a great honor to test oneself against a worthy foe.
33:16All disrespect, sir.
33:19That's easy for you to say.
33:21You have a name, an inheritance, one loss.
33:25I won't be able to ransom back my own horse.
33:34Not a night without a horse, it's no night at all.
33:38Why?
33:43So what should I do?
33:49I don't know.
33:53I'm really quite drunk.
34:05Thanks.
34:10Sorry.
34:33It's our island of Pennytree.
34:37He serves your lord father to hunt the vulture king in the Red Mountains.
34:41I was only a boy.
34:42I thought he said you were a Dornishman.
34:45No, he said he's hung like a Dornishman.
34:48No, he said I've hung Dornishman.
34:52Perhaps we would speak on the morn.
34:55I know you're Penny Knight, not.
34:56Nor you, brother.
34:58Be gone.
35:02But Sir Ireland took a wound in your father's service.
35:06How could you have forgotten him?
35:10The Lord Father took 800 swords into those mountains.
35:13We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound.
35:17Please, sir, I will not be allowed to challenge unless a knight or a lord will vouch for him.
35:23And what does that to me?
35:50You.
35:56What? What are you doing?
35:58Cooking the fish. Do you want some?
36:01No. I mean, how did you get here? Did you steal a horse?
36:06I rode in the back of a lamb cart.
36:09Lamb cart. Well, you're best fighting another one.
36:13You can't make me go. I'd had enough of that in.
36:16Now, listen. I'll have no more insolence from you, boy.
36:19I should throw you over my horse and take you home.
36:22You need to ride all the way to King's Landing. You'd miss the tarnie.
36:26King's Landing? Are you from Flea Bottom?
36:29No. Aye.
36:40What are those doing there? I wash them.
36:43I made the fire, caught the fish and groom the horses.
36:46I would have raised your pavilion, but I couldn't find one.
36:51There's my pavilion.
36:52That's a tree?
36:53Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs.
36:56Sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent.
37:01What if it rains?
37:03The tree will shelter me.
37:05Trees leak.
37:08So they do.
37:10What's your name?
37:12Dunk.
37:14Sir Dunk.
37:15There's no name for a knight.
37:17Is it short for Duncan?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Yes.
37:22Sir Duncan of...
37:29Sir Duncan the Tall.
37:31Never heard of him.
37:33Does he know every knight in the Seven Kingdoms then?
37:36The good ones.
37:39You got a name, thief?
37:41Egg.
37:42Egg.
37:45Well, Egg.
37:47By rights I shall beat you bloody.
37:49Send you on your way.
37:51But you look as though you don't eat much.
37:55And if you'll swear to do as you're told...
37:59I'll let you serve me for the tourney.
38:04After that, well...
38:07You'll see.
38:11I don't have much, but...
38:13If you prove worth your keep...
38:16You'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly.
38:20The clothes might be rough spun and...
38:22Food, salt beef and salt fish.
38:24But...
38:25You won't go hungry.
38:27I promise not to beat you.
38:31Except when you deserve it.
38:33Yes, my lord.
38:36Sir.
38:39I'm only a hedge knight.
38:53Falling star brings luck to those who see it.
38:58Go to sleep, boy.
39:00All the other knights are in their pavilions by now.
39:03Staring up at the silk instead of sky.
39:07Do you want a clout in the ear?
39:20So the luck is ours alone?
39:47So the luck is ours alone?
39:48What have you been doing?
39:55How are you doing?
40:04Where are you doing?
40:05I'm not.
40:09It's a mundane.
40:09Oh my gosh.
40:10Why are you doing this?
40:10I'm going to get to this.
40:10Oh, I'm not.
40:16I never am.
40:16I'm not.
40:17You must be looking.
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