00:00:28You
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00:01:22Hey
00:01:23Hey
00:01:27Your autograph please
00:01:29Sure
00:01:35Thank you
00:02:02Thanks for this
00:02:24Good
00:02:25That's it
00:02:31Good
00:02:34Okay
00:02:52All right I'm pushing the air in now
00:02:55Just a little so the pressure in your chest will change
00:03:20You're doing a great job
00:03:47Hey
00:03:49What's happening over there?
00:04:15Do you need a ride, Lucy?
00:04:17No I'm right thanks
00:04:18I think I might do the dry cleaners
00:04:21Seek out
00:04:22I owe me hearty
00:04:25See ya
00:04:27See ya
00:04:51Can I interest you in a line?
00:04:55Yeah why not?
00:04:58Alright
00:04:59I'm
00:05:00I'm
00:05:02You
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00:05:24I'm
00:05:25I'm
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00:05:42Thanks.
00:05:45A pleasure.
00:05:51This is Lucy.
00:05:53Hi.
00:05:54Hi, Lucy.
00:05:57Lucy in the sky.
00:06:00We were just talking about which one of us is going to fuck you.
00:06:04Really?
00:06:08Well, why don't you toss for it, then?
00:06:16Are you in?
00:06:19I'm going to go heads or tails.
00:06:23Head.
00:06:30Head.
00:06:32There it is.
00:06:34Yes, my prince.
00:06:36Did I say when?
00:06:38Did I say tonight?
00:06:40This year?
00:06:42Next year?
00:06:44Fair enough.
00:06:46We'll toss.
00:06:48Tonight or next year?
00:06:49Tonight?
00:06:52Head.
00:06:57Tonight.
00:06:58It's my lucky night.
00:07:00Now?
00:07:01Or in five hours?
00:07:05Okay, now.
00:07:08Tails.
00:07:10Tails.
00:07:14Tails never fails.
00:07:15All right.
00:07:21Let's go, then, shall we?
00:07:28Bye.
00:07:43Good morning.
00:07:44Morning.
00:07:45Morning.
00:07:50Have you got the rent?
00:07:55The rent?
00:07:58The rent?
00:07:59The rent, uh, as in, the rent.
00:08:03The rent is due.
00:08:05The rent is overdue.
00:08:07Here's some.
00:08:09Won't kill them to wait.
00:08:11You have no idea, do you?
00:08:12It's her house.
00:08:16Is it your house?
00:08:19It's a parent's house.
00:08:21There's no virtue in being born.
00:08:23Just pay the fucking rent.
00:08:25All right?
00:08:26And while you're at it, clean the fucking bathroom.
00:08:28Look, as we all agreed, it's your turn.
00:08:30I did clean the bathroom.
00:08:31You have to grout.
00:08:35Grout.
00:08:37In between the times.
00:08:38The, uh, the black stuff.
00:08:42It will give me great pleasure to grout.
00:09:08It will give me great pleasure to grout.
00:09:26Uh...
00:09:30Uh...
00:09:31Uh...
00:09:34Uh...
00:09:35Uh...
00:09:53Lucy!
00:10:03Telephone.
00:10:04It's your mama.
00:10:12Mine's ready.
00:10:21Hi, Mum.
00:10:23How did you get this number?
00:10:28No?
00:10:32Do you want me to lose this job?
00:10:38Do you want me to lose this number?
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:39Yes, I've got it in my hand.
00:10:42It's Visa.
00:10:455464.
00:10:506870.
00:10:531390.
00:10:56The expiry is 0415.
00:11:01Uh-huh.
00:11:04Sorry?
00:11:07Yeah, I can see it.
00:11:09It's 399.
00:11:14Okay.
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I have to go now, Mum.
00:11:19Yeah, all right.
00:11:19I have to go.
00:11:20Okay.
00:11:20Bye.
00:11:46Hello, Lucy.
00:11:47Hey, Batman.
00:11:48Come in.
00:11:50I beg gifts.
00:12:03Thanks.
00:12:09So, how are you?
00:12:10Oh, very well, thank you.
00:12:11And you?
00:12:11Oh, yes.
00:12:12Very well, thank you.
00:12:14And, um, how's the family?
00:12:15Oh, very well, thank you.
00:12:16And yours?
00:12:17Oh, yes.
00:12:17Very well.
00:12:18And how are the kids?
00:12:20Yes, they're fantastic.
00:12:23That's great.
00:12:29It's good to see you.
00:12:33You look beautiful.
00:12:54I have something important to tell you.
00:12:59Do you remember that time on the beach after we'd been to Andy's place that morning?
00:13:10I wanted to kiss you.
00:13:14You must have wanted me to kiss you.
00:13:19I couldn't because of my tongue.
00:13:24My tongue was furred.
00:13:28Furred and thick.
00:13:31The asshole of the asshole of the asshole of the asshole.
00:13:42I couldn't kiss you.
00:13:46That's okay.
00:13:50I wanted you to know.
00:13:55I just want to love my friends.
00:14:04I know.
00:14:08It's not an unreasonable request.
00:14:16I am so fucking tired of watching Oprah.
00:14:43I'm so fucking tired of watching Oprah.
00:14:58Hi, I'm Melissa.
00:14:59I'm calling about the ad in the student paper.
00:15:04Rat?
00:15:07Slim?
00:15:11Um, purt?
00:15:18And what should I wear?
00:15:22Okay, great.
00:15:23I look forward to seeing you.
00:15:26Okay, bye.
00:15:28Bye.
00:16:06Thanks.
00:16:07Thanks.
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:28Are you sure you wouldn't like a cup of tea or coffee?
00:16:33Water?
00:16:34No, I'm fine, thanks.
00:16:44Yes, I think we're ready.
00:16:47Yes.
00:17:02Hello.
00:17:03Hi.
00:17:05Please, come in.
00:17:05Sit down.
00:17:13Thank you for coming.
00:17:16It's such a pleasure to see such a unique beauty.
00:17:21Let me tell you how I think we should proceed.
00:17:24I'll describe the job and then, if you're interested, we'll discuss particulars.
00:17:28How's that sound?
00:17:30Yes.
00:17:30Good.
00:17:32We are looking for a silver service waitress to work at private functions in lingerie that we will supply.
00:17:38You will be working with other girls, some of whom will have more responsibilities.
00:17:44There is room for promotion.
00:17:46The pay is $250 an hour cash.
00:17:50You will be engaged on a freelance basis, job by job.
00:17:56Either one of us can terminate our arrangement at any time, so please be sure to maintain another more reliable
00:18:01source of income.
00:18:03I understand.
00:18:06We rely on mutual trust and discretion, and I'm obliged to tell you there are heavy penalties, very heavy penalties
00:18:17for any breaches of discretion.
00:18:21Okay?
00:18:23Am I clear?
00:18:25Yes.
00:18:27My sincere advice to you is to use the money wisely.
00:18:34Think of it as a windfall.
00:18:36Pay every student loan.
00:18:38Please, please do not think of this as a career.
00:18:41Just work hard for a short amount of time.
00:18:47Your vagina will not be penetrated.
00:18:50Your vagina will be a temple.
00:18:53My vagina is not a temple.
00:18:59That's quite true, my darling.
00:19:01You won't ever be penetrated.
00:19:05Now, would you stand up for me, please, and strip?
00:19:19Thomas?
00:19:32Open your mouth, darling.
00:19:43You're not pissed?
00:19:50You have any tattoos?
00:19:54Good.
00:19:56Stand your feet apart a few inches.
00:20:26What's this?
00:20:28I had a mole removed.
00:20:34Please, get dressed.
00:20:37I have some questions that I need to ask you.
00:20:43You want any medication?
00:20:45Just the pill.
00:20:48Anything else?
00:20:50No allergies?
00:20:51Antidepressants?
00:20:52No.
00:20:53Prozac?
00:20:54Flexol?
00:20:55No.
00:20:56Are you a smoker?
00:20:59No.
00:21:00Oh, maybe the occasional jazz cigarette, very rarely.
00:21:08Other drugs?
00:21:10Anything at all toxic?
00:21:12No, never.
00:21:14Why not?
00:21:16Well, throughout history, humankind abused drugs.
00:21:19Drugs are a form of grace.
00:21:24Aspirin for the soul.
00:21:27My mother's an alcoholic with a violent temper.
00:21:31She runs an astrology hotline.
00:21:39We have a doctor that we'd like you to see.
00:21:42For blood tests.
00:21:44Have you a problem?
00:21:45No, that's fine.
00:21:48You called us on a public telephone.
00:21:49You have a mobile?
00:21:50Yes.
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52We'll cover all your expenses, all your work-related expenses.
00:21:56Now.
00:21:59Silver service.
00:22:01Are you familiar with silver service?
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:06From what side does one serve the fish?
00:22:09Right side.
00:22:11Left side.
00:22:14Thomas, take note.
00:22:16Thomas is going to help you.
00:22:19You are very beautiful.
00:22:21Very talented.
00:22:22But we're going to make you even more beautiful.
00:22:25Even more talented.
00:22:27Aren't we?
00:22:32Own a name.
00:22:35I'd like to call you Sarah.
00:22:38Okay.
00:23:55Would you like a lavender tissue?
00:23:57Sure.
00:23:58I'm sorry.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:08I'm sorry.
00:24:08Ow!
00:24:10Fuck!
00:24:20Good afternoon.
00:24:21Good afternoon.
00:24:23And how are you?
00:24:25Very well, thank you.
00:24:26And how are you?
00:24:27Oh yes, fine.
00:24:28Okay, sit down at the table.
00:24:31To what do I owe this extraordinary pleasure?
00:24:34Nothing special.
00:24:37Just upgrading my skill set.
00:24:41What?
00:24:43Nothing special.
00:24:48What or what?
00:25:06Can we watch some porn?
00:25:10No.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:20What have you done to your fingers?
00:25:30No.
00:25:32No.
00:25:35No.
00:25:42No.
00:25:44No.
00:25:46No.
00:25:48No.
00:25:50No.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55No.
00:26:12She's here.
00:26:34Hi Sarah.
00:26:36I'm Sophie.
00:26:37Hi.
00:26:40You look lovely.
00:26:41You look lovely.
00:26:41Thanks.
00:26:43Okay, now I need you to go into the dressing room for me and fix your makeup.
00:26:48You'll find a lipstick palette in there and I want you to match, an exact match.
00:26:53Match your lipstick to the colour of your labia.
00:26:59You're kidding me.
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:59I want to get the consistency.
00:28:00So, I'm going to get the paar of 3.
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