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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity to mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about
00:00:39luke's probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know
00:00:54you're coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to
00:00:58see my
00:00:59my girl
00:01:11my coffee
00:01:12right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32i'm sorry no babe you'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad my bad
00:01:44come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:49let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone
00:02:10as hot as
00:02:11him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone as cute as sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:23or having sex or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on
00:02:32campus
00:02:38so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what i literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:36he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22i don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:42right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty
00:04:49sure we've
00:04:49met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so
00:04:59you are here looking for a prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough
00:05:09that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i
00:05:13mean
00:05:13i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't
00:05:19even
00:05:19sleep with him at all he's not good for you dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a
00:05:24spectrum please
00:05:25yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready
00:05:32i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's
00:05:37ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there uh let's
00:05:44get started with the breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a
00:05:53different doctor no it's i like it it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:19stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:43okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:51so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:58i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab them your service you need
00:07:16to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated
00:07:30to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated
00:07:37a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:50relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:02i think i just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:14no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right so here's your break
00:08:44should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:49she's my patient
00:08:57mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:05speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:12uh luke are you serious you got fingered by the hole i want to talk to you buys coffee from
00:09:18you
00:09:19THE luke sophie you're a freak so is he like with his fingers or shut up everybody
00:09:28shit he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear okay don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay
00:09:40Come on, let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Mike.
00:09:47I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:06You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy. You're dating a nun.
00:10:10She's never gonna let you smash. I'm calling it.
00:10:13Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:16I just can't prove it.
00:10:18You will soon.
00:10:21They're gonna film her?
00:10:23Dude, you're sick. What if she doesn't let you in?
00:10:33And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:38Yo, that $1,500 is mine. Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:45Don't get involved, Luke. You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:51Hey, you need to pay.
00:10:56Fuck, my eyes. What the fuck?
00:10:58Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:03K-K-K-Kaley Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:06I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:14The lady.
00:11:32Nervous?
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:44I-I'm a little nervous.
00:11:47Don't be.
00:11:49You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:55Wait.
00:11:56What?
00:11:57I-I'm sorry. I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:00You're gonna have to wait. I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:02I can't do this.
00:12:05Are you kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry. You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:10Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:13I'm going home.
00:12:18Don't.
00:12:19There it is. There it is.
00:12:23What the hell you are?
00:12:25Not until I get something.
00:12:28No. No.
00:12:32Stop, Mike. Stop.
00:12:35Mike.
00:12:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:48Dr. Miller.
00:12:49Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:51Hey, Steven.
00:12:55Hey. Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:00Did you take something?
00:13:01What's up, Grandpa? Who the fuck invited-
00:13:07Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:08Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:11I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:13If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:14I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:17What? What's so funny?
00:13:18You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:20Since who?
00:13:21You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:26My family is the biggest donor to the university since...
00:13:29ever.
00:13:30That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:34I'm dead.
00:13:34You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:36Wait.
00:13:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:39No, no, no.
00:13:40And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:44It was just a joke.
00:13:45Oh, you wanna talk?
00:13:50Hey.
00:13:52Hey, come on.
00:14:09She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:11Either way, it's not good.
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:21Who gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:42How much did you have to drink?
00:14:44I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I wanna sleep with.
00:14:49Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:54Tell me this.
00:14:55Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even gonna let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar, alright, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take
00:15:09your virginity and record it.
00:15:16Wow.
00:15:19I'm an idiot.
00:15:21No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was gonna lose my virginity to a
00:15:38complete asshole.
00:15:39I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:44Sorry, Soph.
00:15:51So if you want my virginity week...
00:16:01You can have it.
00:16:09Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:12Are you...
00:16:14hard right now?
00:16:21We're mid-argument.
00:16:23That's so wrong.
00:16:25I'm drunk.
00:16:26I'm taking you home.
00:16:29What are you doing?
00:16:30You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What? No, I can't go home.
00:16:34My roommate's there.
00:16:35I told her I was gonna be at Mike's.
00:16:37She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:46We're here.
00:16:47Here? Where is here?
00:16:50My place.
00:16:51You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:56If you're comfortable.
00:16:57I want to.
00:16:58I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool with that.
00:17:02But is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?
00:17:05Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:08Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:33You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:34The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:40You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:49How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:53I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:56Not all tight spaces.
00:17:58Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:03Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:06Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:11Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:15I'm happy.
00:18:32You're a 2021.
00:18:35You're so excited.
00:18:35You're so excited.
00:18:35You're so excited for that.
00:18:37And I'm happy to do with you.
00:18:38You're so excited.
00:18:41You're so excited.
00:18:49you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:56i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i learn my patients
00:19:03all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their
00:19:10evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr villa no mrs dill
00:19:18then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order you're kind to people
00:19:28and you're beautiful
00:19:41who is that ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right
00:19:54luke are you home
00:20:00lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:15don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:23are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:28she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them
00:20:33kicked out of school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:40what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:53i can think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with
00:20:58the ice cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have a restraining
00:21:05order against you your father begged me to not go through with it come on lukey you know you love
00:21:12screwing me
00:21:17i have someone new in my life
00:21:21someone new who the fuck is she i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:28and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let
00:21:32them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is no you can't one
00:21:40two fine fine i'm leaving your loss
00:21:56oh my god
00:22:11holy shit
00:22:13you smell like booze i sobered up i swear
00:22:18what's with the ice cubes
00:22:20i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:29you won't move on from needling this
00:22:34you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:53my virginity
00:22:57yep still intact
00:23:00fuck my life
00:23:02language miss tisdale
00:23:04jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:08i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:14what would you have me do don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:23sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:33luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:38fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:57i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:02but but a lot of things hope me you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:09i'm graduating this year second
00:24:15you're a virgin
00:24:19i'm asking you to change that
00:24:30you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:34but you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:39i don't make love i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:45i'm not that guy
00:24:51well maybe i don't need you to call me luke i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:58unless you're just not interested
00:25:00i saw how hot your ex is and
00:25:03she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:08someone's jealous
00:25:11sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to
00:25:15have you make me a cup of coffee because it's cheap
00:25:30because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:35coffee
00:25:37you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:42so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:50ready
00:25:56what's that
00:25:57as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:05sorry so
00:26:07are you kidding me
00:26:15can i uh can i get a
00:26:17continue
00:26:18you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and you're
00:26:24still a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:34can you wait oh my god sophie no 36 year old man i looked as agent by the way is
00:26:40passing up a hot
00:26:42virgin co-ed like you he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's
00:26:49clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight
00:26:56pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:27:04hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink no can you just order
00:27:22i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense luke's psycho ex
00:27:31followed me
00:27:35what do you want i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:42i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:47luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:51oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:59can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend a slut
00:28:06pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would
00:28:14settle for some broke loser barista sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:25sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would
00:28:31never what's
00:28:32going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken to this woman
00:28:38before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police you know i would never do
00:28:45this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too i'm a doctor
00:28:56i'm a doctor
00:29:15oh
00:29:18um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:25we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:28never seen him look so angry yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:36your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:39it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:44let me go i don't want to press charges just a moment
00:30:00oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy
00:30:04luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:10breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for you gina i get it
00:30:15but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:22officer i want her involuntarily committed
00:30:25she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:29i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't
00:30:33you you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:36she's nothing a cheap broke campus whore
00:30:41you're better than this luke
00:30:44officer take her away
00:30:49let's go
00:30:51you bitch don't deserve him let's go
00:30:56i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt fly even if someone paid you to
00:31:01thanks ev
00:31:03sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:07take the day
00:31:17someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac pussy
00:31:30you came just to save me
00:31:33of course i did
00:31:40i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:45i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:51i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:52sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:55i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:57i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:32:00i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:04what do you mean
00:32:06i mean you
00:32:08reject all of my advances
00:32:09and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:14what do you see in me
00:32:16or am i just
00:32:18entertainment to you
00:32:20entertainment sophie
00:32:21if you were just entertainment i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:25you're just
00:32:27young
00:32:31i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:34just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn
00:32:38doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:46what do you want
00:32:51you
00:32:54take me seriously
00:32:58get in the car
00:33:00what to where
00:33:02spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:05what
00:33:06unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:33i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:36we're doing both
00:33:38my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home
00:33:42your vacation home
00:33:44as in you have multiple
00:33:47wow
00:33:48mr millen
00:33:49it's good to have you home sir
00:33:57and you have a butler
00:33:58at your vacation mansion
00:34:00luke you're not just rich
00:34:01you're like old money
00:34:03what the hell
00:34:05look i didn't say because i don't see stress out
00:34:07the truth is yes
00:34:09so my family's rich
00:34:11but we're not here to impress them
00:34:13we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:15and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:31is this the waitress that you brought me lucas
00:34:36why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:43i'm not
00:34:44hang on
00:34:45what even am i to luke
00:34:52mother
00:34:54this is sophie
00:34:55my girlfriend
00:34:58girlfriend
00:34:58no way
00:35:01wait focus sophie
00:35:02manners
00:35:03nice to meet you
00:35:04miss miller
00:35:08girl
00:35:08kind
00:35:11what happened to the pretty one
00:35:13gina
00:35:15the dean's daughter
00:35:16the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:20ouch
00:35:22mother again
00:35:23i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:26and my date to the gala
00:35:27if i have to remind you to an importance in my life again
00:35:30i'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:32unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:35you ungrateful child
00:35:42if you'll excuse us
00:35:43we need to get ready
00:35:44oh before we go
00:35:45which room do you keep to ditches dior and versace
00:35:48she needs some options for tonight
00:35:51fourth floor third door on your floor
00:35:55thank you mother
00:35:56good to see you
00:36:02that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:13your brother has lost it
00:36:16get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:27is your mom always so
00:36:30narcissistic psychopath
00:36:32yeah
00:36:34that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:36but
00:36:38the charity gala
00:36:39raises a lot of money for my patients so
00:36:41i come back every year
00:36:42you care a lot about your patients
00:36:44it's sweet
00:36:45i do
00:36:47plus the other perk is i can spend a ton of money on you
00:36:51what does that mean
00:37:02luke you did not
00:37:09which one of them speaks to you
00:37:11i mean i want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:13i haven't even picked one out
00:37:15you said you want all of them
00:37:18they're yours
00:37:2480s
00:37:25i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:29well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:33why do you like me
00:37:35i'm just a college student and you're
00:37:38you
00:37:40doctor trust fund baby
00:37:42your culture your parents host charity events
00:37:45you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:47i do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that i share with like a hundred other students
00:37:52it's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:09of course it's too late
00:38:10i'm already falling for you
00:38:14then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:21because i want it to be right
00:38:23i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:27of you
00:38:29but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:38there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:41really
00:39:10come back here
00:39:12i'm just giving you what you want luke
00:39:18are you teasing me miss tisdale
00:39:21you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:31just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:33can you zip me up please
00:39:42you know
00:39:43i'm gonna get you back for this
00:39:53whatever you say doc
00:40:01that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:04he dumped my best friend
00:40:06the gala is tonight
00:40:08and luke is supposed to have
00:40:10the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:13not strutting the campus
00:40:15mattress
00:40:17luke is an idiot
00:40:18for dumping an heiress
00:40:19for a barista
00:40:22don't worry mom
00:40:23i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:25just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake
00:40:28mm-hmm
00:40:29that's my girl
00:40:34sophie love you've been in there for two hours i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at
00:40:39the gala tonight
00:40:53holy shit
00:41:02it's not about being pretty i just i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:08i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:11wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses
00:41:18you're so refreshing
00:41:21you ready
00:41:39wow
00:41:40she's an upgrade of virginia
00:41:41yeah
00:41:42you never said your brother's chip was so pretty
00:41:45why would you want to break them up
00:41:47shut up
00:41:47there was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain
00:41:50if my brother raises a snow bunny
00:41:52instead of gina
00:42:00i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event
00:42:03this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:07myself and my girlfriend sophie tisdale
00:42:09are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:12cheers
00:42:16girlfriend
00:42:17not for long
00:42:32good evening everyone
00:42:35thank you so much for being here and our wonderful charity auction
00:42:40our first item
00:42:45an all expense paid trip to bora bora with its amazing iconic volcanic views starting big
00:42:56five thousand five thousand five thousand five thousand five thousand six six four bar after finals
00:43:02that's pretty good
00:43:03can i get
00:43:05i don't know
00:43:06you need to come quick my wife's having allergic reaction
00:43:08you need to be okay
00:43:10go
00:43:11let's go
00:43:19what is it
00:43:20my throat
00:43:21oh you're not
00:43:23oh you're not
00:43:39breathe
00:43:40i'm going to be so much for grabs
00:43:40miss tisdale a gorgeous student has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:48now according to miss tisdale she has a great personality and an even better mouth
00:43:53what a hussy auctioning a blowjob i hope dr miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:02i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient i knew that you were too classless for this family
00:44:08poor lukey he hasn't fooled trailer trash skank who let her kind in here i i wouldn't do that i
00:44:17would never i have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale hmm really sophie no one wants you for
00:44:24a
00:44:24thousand all right five hundred all right five hundred for the poor girl she's got student loans
00:44:34whatever that means
00:44:44i don't see anything wrong here no my throat it hurts
00:44:49i recognize you you're one of my sister's shithead friends what the hell is going on here
00:44:52hey your sister's doing you a favor bro patrick get out of my way why lower your standards
00:44:58we're millionaires she might be a good fuck but that's all she'll ever be man
00:45:08you can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:11motherfucker
00:45:14450
00:45:17400
00:45:19400 oh all right i mean look i know sophie is just being modest poor girl doesn't have
00:45:27many skills outside the bedroom well i'll help the young lady then maybe we could have some
00:45:34late night study sessions huh sold for four hundred dollars wow sophie looks like people really
00:45:43aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:54used goods that's rude serena after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last
00:45:59year lukey watch your mouth right now
00:46:03what was that you're saying about class latisha darling
00:46:13you idiot get off the stage we're leaving mom he's embarrassing me you're humiliating me in front
00:46:20of my friends you pussy no need my dear our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with
00:46:27the
00:46:27likes of you after all of this no but but no no young man that information you gave is
00:46:39illegal you're a doctor greg i was waiting to get to you you want to bid on my girlfriend
00:46:45aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend stephanie how's she recovering from
00:46:49her boobs i'm gonna sue you for everything you've got you can't you see yes my family might own the
00:47:12clinic that you all go to but i practice under the university so you can't touch me so unless you
00:47:19all
00:47:19want me to air out your dirty laundry i suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and
00:47:23then get the fuck out of my house let's go get to writing let's go everybody out
00:47:39where these assholes go you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me i would have been okay
00:47:44i do it a thousand times over no one comes in my woman like that plus i think we made
00:47:49more
00:47:49donations than i think have in the last 10 years blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:08what are you looking for i paid for all the booze so i figure how the night went i might
00:48:17as well be your
00:48:17personal bartender right okay make me an appletini what seriously
00:48:31all right so vodka lemon and apple liqueur can we just choose something easier you suck at being a rich
00:48:39kid move
00:48:47can you open that thank you
00:48:55all right let's just make it simple bye shots
00:49:02i've never done that before seriously what do you mean you're like so old i was trying to get into
00:49:08school i didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you he just said you're
00:49:14hot
00:49:15make the move sophie okay well i'll teach you
00:49:28holy
00:49:50all right i got the hang of that now it's your turn mr now or never sophie go for it
00:49:56new rule you can't
00:49:58choose the same place twice is that so then where are you gonna lick me
00:50:09i
00:50:13shame shame you're trying to play with my emotion
00:50:17blame blame only for your lack of devotion
00:50:22how'd you ever think you could pull this shit think you could get away with it
00:50:27be careful what you get because you don't know what you might get
00:50:40i'm sorry was that you drive me a fucking wild luke i'm ready
00:50:53yeah i'm an idiot wait what sophie i went too far i'm sorry i'm
00:50:59i don't know what i'm gonna do this with you lose my virginity
00:51:07i want to do this with you lose my virginity
00:51:07sophie
00:51:10don't sophie me that's so patronizing
00:51:15okay okay i'm trying but i'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt i don't want to be
00:51:21the
00:51:21guy that you know leads to you ruining your life i'm terrified of that it's this that hurts me what
00:51:26you're doing right now rejecting me what would be so terrible about us being together being either sophie
00:51:33did you see what happened here today i mean my family sucks my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:42of course i want to be with you but am i right for you and you really want to take
00:51:47on this baggage
00:51:49i might be a virgin but this whole it's not you it's me thing is really freshman year
00:51:58so where are you going i'm calling a cab and going back to campus i can't deal with your
00:52:02hot and cold bullshit anymore you think you're doing me this favor but really
00:52:06you're just reminding me of how unfuckable i am
00:52:11don't follow me
00:52:17damn it
00:52:24i guess i'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:42what's the point in talking to me now you've rejected me twice
00:52:49now your boyfriend you're ignoring nope
00:52:53boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:55so i've got the hottest girl in the bar all to myself
00:53:03what you heard me hottest lady i've ever seen at this school
00:53:10you're into this like you might want to like hook up hell yeah i would
00:53:16maybe we can start with a kiss wow i'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:21maybe he leaves the problem i was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:29what did you just say
00:53:33i'm a virgin
00:53:36she's a virgin y'all
00:53:38oh thank you excuse me too much work it's probably super clingy too you should just go back to your
00:53:45dorm
00:53:47sweetie
00:53:48sweetie i'm a senior that's even sad
00:53:54you're just into me why are you treating me like i'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:53:58you're obviously a nice girl but i'm looking for a fun time you know
00:54:03you're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:54:05and there sorry what i'm glad
00:54:19i'm in this 80 000 dress and i can't even get a stupid horny prac guy to get with me
00:54:27he would probably anything except for me apparently
00:54:33oh and luke of course luke on the other hand he's had his hands literally inside of me and i
00:54:38guess
00:54:38he was just so repulsed that that he didn't need to see more
00:54:44you know what
00:54:50sophie where the hell you been you're not the hospital right now bro oh look at me i'm a i'm
00:54:54a fancy ivy
00:54:55doctor and i'm also hot as and i just love to leave girls on with the orgasm pap smear two
00:55:02for one
00:55:04say something asshole
00:55:07can i come get you right now please so you can what not have sex yeah i don't think so
00:55:12i think
00:55:12i'll stay right here where the guys at least have i don't know the decency to not lead me on
00:55:17guys what guys did someone do something to you of course not they they said i was too messy
00:55:23too messy and too much and i guess that means you get a second chance you either
00:55:30me or you lose me
00:55:34i think i'm gonna pass out i'm coming to get you keep falling on you all right
00:55:50so
00:55:50so hey wake up
00:55:56i got you come on
00:56:12is she
00:56:18she's fine she's bottled water and two of these in the morning i don't know what she drank but whatever
00:56:24it is it's gonna hit her hard
00:56:29sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:47rise and shine party animal you have a lot to tell me
00:56:56you feel like shit you look like shit but like a million bucks so is this a gift from luke
00:57:04or
00:57:04everly the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:11i don't know he led me on and then left me for ted but luke brought you back to the
00:57:16ev i don't want to hear it
00:57:19i'm done having my time wasted
00:57:22i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:25so i've decided
00:57:28i'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:31huh
00:57:31well virginity is like a whole construct right people guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:38unless i stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:44i need you to help me look slutty
00:57:51no way i'm not gonna do that you're not gonna help me look sexy why not sophie you are sexy
00:57:56i'm not slutty sexy guys don't go for that i i look like a a nun librarian i'm giving off
00:58:03don't fuck snooze fest boring
00:58:08sophie as your best friend i'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the
00:58:11right guy the thing is mr. right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:19warm me up
00:58:36perfect
00:58:56isn't that that one dorky barista chick there's no way that goes off
00:59:02it is
00:59:04that's sophie tisdale
00:59:06dude the makeover is actually working everyone's looking at you good i hope the news gets back to
00:59:11luke i mean more
00:59:18oh there he is are you gonna say something
00:59:23holy
00:59:25holy
00:59:25oh there he is sophie no i'm just gonna make him regret everything
00:59:36thanks babe
00:59:46and what can i get for you handsome
00:59:48a latte would be nice but uh i like what you're giving me right now
00:59:52i take all kinds of tips what the hell's going on here stop interrupting grandpa the
00:59:57fuck did you just say one latte coming right up
01:00:02and what can i get for you doctor sophie what is this you're dressed different you're acting different i don't
01:00:08get it
01:00:10whoops let me get that for you
01:00:18so did you want a coffee the ab shining is on the house
01:00:22sophie i don't is this like a punishment i mean if it is i get it but throwing yourself
01:00:26other guys that's not you that's really not up to you anymore dr miller i gave you a chance
01:00:31and besides there's someone out there who wants me and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:36hey uh we're throwing a halloween party tonight they done land fair you should come
01:00:42she's got plans
01:00:44actually i don't my first frat party invite wow this whole hawk girl act is actually working
01:00:51you should bring your home girl god's gonna love you i will see you tonight
01:00:58you're not going to that newsflash you're not my boyfriend you could have been but you didn't
01:01:02want the baggage that's not true actually i have to go plan my outfit for tonight my very sexy very
01:01:08booby outfit
01:01:13sophie i'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me all right
01:01:15my god it's frat party 36 years old i will
01:01:21what could you have possibly been in that oh that was sexy minnie mouse yeah i think i still
01:01:28have the ears somewhere ew that doesn't even sound right i just found the perfect outfit to match
01:01:35your boyfriend everly not funny imagine being old ass luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets
01:01:43a text from you and this if he hasn't jumped off a bridge he definitely will how pathetic is it
01:01:48that
01:01:48i'm playing mind games with a guy that i haven't even gone to second base with hey whatever helps you
01:01:53get over him okay
01:01:58red push-up bra or pink red
01:02:14get in get sophie safe get out ah sophie's the only person i'm doing this for sick costume bro
01:02:24right
01:02:27god i have at least three chicks with you to get in man sorry rules
01:02:43idiot
01:02:43i have to get to her where is
01:02:51stop being shy you look hot
01:02:56see
01:02:59wait hand me your phone why
01:03:06because i'm taking a point five and sending it to me
01:03:13no yes
01:03:16i'm good anywhere i don't pay a fee vip with the bosses i gotta have
01:03:22i have to get to her i have to get to her where is it
01:03:36he opened it immediately he's so whipped welcome to the party
01:03:45i need to be so drunk to forget what you just think he opened it immediately he's so whipped
01:04:14it's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:46so
01:04:51Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:57You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:59Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:02That's a lie.
01:05:03You talk?
01:05:07Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:10Coming, my friend here is just leaving.
01:05:13Actually, I'll join.
01:05:15What? No.
01:05:16Don't let me down here!
01:05:25Who's going first?
01:05:28I'll spin.
01:05:29Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:31I hope it lands on me.
01:05:33He seems experienced.
01:05:46Fuck.
01:05:48Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:51Rules of rule.
01:05:53As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:09Can we talk like adults?
01:06:11Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this makes me want to fuck you right here.
01:06:39How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:03What you're saying?
01:07:05I don't know.
01:07:06I don't know.
01:07:07I'll be mnie.
01:07:08He's gonna spend the first time or two.
01:07:08You're going to be fine.
01:07:09I know what we're talking about.
01:07:09I'll be right back.
01:07:09Now I let you pick up since I was my heart.
01:07:09Do you bring coffee?
01:07:09Do you care?
01:07:11And you're wrong?
01:07:14What?
01:07:16Time's up.
01:07:17What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:20I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:23Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:43So, how was it?
01:07:47Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:49I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:53Sophie.
01:08:02Me?
01:08:04Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:06You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:08Come on, Noah.
01:08:19Okay, so...
01:08:20I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:22What?
01:08:23So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:26So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:28You can relax.
01:08:29I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32But, all the rumors.
01:08:35Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:38Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:41I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:43I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:48I'm so screwed.
01:08:50Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:54They're gonna kill me.
01:08:55No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:57No, no.
01:08:58They're gonna make fun of me to death.
01:08:59Wait.
01:09:01I'll help you.
01:09:03How?
01:09:10It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:12Come on, virgin.
01:09:16They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:19We don't have time.
01:09:20Just come here.
01:09:23You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:25Really?
01:09:25You don't care?
01:09:28No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:30You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:33Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:39I owe you.
01:09:42Noah!
01:09:43Are you in there?
01:09:46Oh, yeah.
01:09:47Oh.
01:09:49It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:52Oh, yeah.
01:09:54Alright, that's enough.
01:09:58Sophie!
01:09:59Have you opened the damn door?
01:10:01Okay, ready?
01:10:02It's working.
01:10:05Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:08He deserves it.
01:10:33What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:35The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:10:36Well.
01:10:40First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:50Liar.
01:10:51You don't know that.
01:10:56You know you belong to me.
01:10:58Prove it.
01:11:07I'm back up in the street.
01:11:11So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:15No one should be with you.
01:11:18Really got time to fight.
01:11:19Yo!
01:11:21Why you trippin', baby?
01:11:22You knew it was my day.
01:11:24Acting like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic.
01:11:27Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:30Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:33I need a saw from you.
01:11:36I don't want to.
01:11:39Me too.
01:11:55What?
01:11:56Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:57No.
01:11:59No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:01I'm just caking myself.
01:12:04I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:07You fucking idiot.
01:12:10You are.
01:12:20You help this world.
01:12:23Ain't so much space for me.
01:12:26I'm out here, girl.
01:12:29I'm back up in this tree.
01:12:33I guess you better take that.
01:12:34Someone better be dying.
01:12:37What's in code blue?
01:12:39They are.
01:12:43I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:12:44I have to go.
01:12:49I've been burned too many times.
01:12:51Are we ever gonna do this look?
01:12:56Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:59I promise we're gonna do this.
01:13:00Yes, we are.
01:13:02But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:06You deserve better than that.
01:13:08Better how?
01:13:12You're doing a passport, right?
01:13:17So, sexy underwear?
01:13:19Track.
01:13:20A jacket?
01:13:22Track.
01:13:22A bikini.
01:13:24Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:25He didn't tell me.
01:13:29Crap.
01:13:30He's here.
01:13:32Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:33Oh my God.
01:13:40No way.
01:13:41This man's insane.
01:13:42He's actually psycho.
01:13:45On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:48Good luck soldier.
01:13:53Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:55He's not.
01:13:56Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:59It's finally happening.
01:14:25You look incredible.
01:14:27Hmm?
01:14:27You said airport fit.
01:14:29I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:37This is so psychotic.
01:14:39Am I really worth all this?
01:14:43It's the first times.
01:14:47Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:51International.
01:15:02Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:06I'm sorry.
01:15:07I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:09You ready?
01:15:15A croissant?
01:15:17You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:20It's a hit.
01:15:22Go look at the view.
01:15:23You'll know where we are.
01:15:31Are you crazy?
01:15:32You took me to Paris?
01:15:36I'm sorry.
01:15:36I'm sorry.
01:15:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:45I set up an appointment at Chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restroom.
01:15:50Luke.
01:15:57You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:06Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:23It's finally happening.
01:16:48I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:56Is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on?
01:17:06Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:09She's all yours?
01:17:11Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:16Yes.
01:17:17We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:22I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:24We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:29Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:30I'm sorry?
01:17:33Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:37I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:45I'm so sorry.
01:17:47I don't know how this happened.
01:17:49I was trying to be safe.
01:17:51Wow.
01:17:53What do you think the odds are?
01:17:551.6 in 100.
01:17:57You'd probably hate me.
01:18:00As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:05Graduations in a month and we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:28Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:29Don't miss you, someone.
01:18:29I'm a big fan of people.
01:18:29I'm a big fan of my life.
01:18:29I'm a big fan of you.
01:18:30My favorite part of my life.
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