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00:00:28Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
00:00:36Can you feel it? Do you feel it?
00:00:40There's a light in the sky.
00:00:48Merry Christmas!
00:01:11Hey, you just grabbed my clutch.
00:01:13Okay.
00:01:27I love the smell of ketchup in the morning.
00:01:30All right, I got a hot dog with ketchup and a small serving of fries.
00:01:34Yes, can I also get one with mustard?
00:01:35You got it.
00:01:48Excuse me.
00:01:48Arby, ketchup.
00:01:55Didn't think this one through, did you?
00:01:58Three, two, one.
00:02:02Bye-bye.
00:02:15No, you stay here.
00:02:17I'd like to remind all passengers to make sure they have all their belongings before leaving the station.
00:02:24Not responsible.
00:02:26Oh, hey there, Falcon.
00:02:27Special delivery.
00:02:28Thanks so much.
00:02:29See you tonight.
00:02:32Hey, I think you might have dropped this.
00:02:34Thanks so much for thinking of me.
00:02:36Just don't forget about tonight, all right?
00:02:38Oh, is there anyone there?
00:02:41Oh, stuck again?
00:02:43Guilty.
00:02:44Check out what I got for you.
00:02:46Oh, I love it.
00:02:47Enjoy.
00:02:48Bye.
00:02:48Bye.
00:02:50Good to see you tonight.
00:02:52I don't know about you, but I'm starting.
00:02:53I've got presents.
00:02:54Oh, yay.
00:02:55All right, this one's for you.
00:02:57Heads up.
00:02:58Catch.
00:02:58Got it.
00:02:59Thanks.
00:02:59Here, got your favorite sardines?
00:03:01Excellent.
00:03:01Got any dessert by any chance?
00:03:03Not today.
00:03:03Sorry.
00:03:04But don't you worry, because tonight, my furry friends, we won't be eating the same old garbage.
00:03:09No, tonight, we'll finally be lucky enough to stuff our faces and still go back for second.
00:03:13Tonight, there'll be a three-course meal big enough for all of us.
00:03:16For you, for you, and even you, my shy little munchkin.
00:03:19For me.
00:03:20Because tonight, we're going to celebrate Christmas.
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:25Yeah.
00:03:26Falcon.
00:03:27Falcon.
00:03:28Falcon.
00:03:29Falcon.
00:03:30Falcon.
00:03:30Falcon.
00:03:31Falcon.
00:03:31Falcon.
00:03:36All his fighting styles make me laugh.
00:03:39If you'd been in a special fortress like Steven, you'd be up to snuff.
00:03:42Because when it's time to fight, there's only one style that works.
00:03:45That's the Kraken.
00:03:46That's where you're wrong.
00:03:47It's the Force.
00:03:48Smokejohn.
00:03:49Suplex.
00:03:50No, it's Kraken.
00:03:51No, the Force.
00:03:53No, it's Suplex.
00:03:54No, it's Kraken.
00:03:56Force.
00:03:57Suplex.
00:03:57Kraken.
00:03:58Hey, uncles.
00:03:59Want a hot dog?
00:04:02Si, go for a Falcon.
00:04:04Okay.
00:04:11You still got it, huh?
00:04:13Well, I had some great senseis.
00:04:15How you feeling about the big job?
00:04:16Good.
00:04:17Everything's going according to plan, and tonight we celebrate.
00:04:19But I gotta get moving, uncles.
00:04:21And we gotta get moving to burn off some calories to make room for the feast you're gonna bring us
00:04:25tonight.
00:04:25All right?
00:04:26Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:04:29I'm here.
00:04:30I could lose a little poich over here.
00:04:31I see.
00:04:34Ole!
00:04:36Go!
00:04:36Ole!
00:04:36By the way, Falcon, do you know about your plan?
00:04:38Yeah, but I already regret telling him.
00:04:44Ah!
00:04:45Maurice!
00:04:45Rico, how many times I gotta tell you?
00:04:47Call me Falcon.
00:04:48Sure, sure.
00:04:49Whatever you want, Maurice.
00:04:51Look, we gotta talk.
00:04:52Are you sure you wanna do this job?
00:04:54We don't even know this guy.
00:04:55What's his name again?
00:04:56Hans.
00:04:56Yeah, Hans.
00:04:57Hans and his so-called sure thing.
00:04:59Thanks, Falcon.
00:05:00I'm not gonna lie.
00:05:01He scares the heck out of me.
00:05:02I'm not sure we should trust him.
00:05:04I mean, hitting up a hot dog stand, fine.
00:05:05A little grocery store when things are tight, sure.
00:05:07But we're talking about a train.
00:05:09Is it really worth the risk?
00:05:10If this job goes south, it's a one-way ticket to the slammer.
00:05:13Rico, you gotta stop worrying.
00:05:14Come on, this is what I do.
00:05:16Right, right.
00:05:17Like when you came up with that genius idea to pinch the pepperoni from those dog dogs?
00:05:21Thanks, Falcon.
00:05:22You were this close to being dog chow.
00:05:24Yeah, but I got it done, didn't I?
00:05:27Yeah, you always say that, but this one's too dangerous.
00:05:30Let this Hans guy do it himself.
00:05:32But Rico, how can we pass up the opportunity to finally have a real feast on Christmas?
00:05:38Just imagine, for the first time, we can all celebrate together with full bellies,
00:05:42without our friends worrying which trash can our next meal's coming from.
00:05:46And who's the guy everyone expects to make it happen?
00:05:49Thanks, Falcon.
00:05:50You heard him, Falcon.
00:05:53Whatever you say.
00:05:55But please, just watch your back, Maurice.
00:06:00All right, Rico.
00:06:01I've got to fly.
00:06:27I'm not, I can't, I can't get much.
00:06:34Excuse me, could you give me a hand with my suitcase?
00:06:37Of course, sir.
00:06:39Oh, thank you.
00:06:39It's very...
00:06:40Merry Christmas.
00:06:42Where are we putting the snake?
00:06:43He usually likes being somewhere dark.
00:06:45Let's put him in the back.
00:06:47Don't worry, I'll see you in a couple of hours.
00:06:49Try to get some sleep during the trip.
00:06:52See you soon.
00:06:53Hello.
00:06:56Hmm.
00:06:58Huh?
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:20Huh?
00:07:21Huh?
00:07:32Hans? Come in. I'm in position.
00:07:35Hans, do you read me?
00:07:36I read you loud and clear, Falcon.
00:07:39Make your way towards the engine.
00:07:40Operation Christmas Feast is now a go.
00:08:09That's it, Janice. Just breathe, my little quinoa. Feel the connection to the cosmos.
00:08:14Oh, Jimmy. The stars are telling me we're going to be amazing parents.
00:08:17Oh, you're expecting babies?
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:19And if our celestial stars are aligned, there should be ten of us this Christmas.
00:08:24Well, how about you, little sunflower? Are you ready for the journey?
00:08:27My owner and I take the train together all the time, but I gotta say, I've never been on one
00:08:31like this.
00:08:31They say it's one of the fastest trains in the whole world.
00:08:36You sure you connected the red to the red?
00:08:38Huh? Uh, yeah, of course. The engine has been hacked.
00:08:44Good. Now to the next phase.
00:08:46Oh, no, I'm telling you, this train's ultra-model.
00:08:49Really?
00:08:50Oh, yeah. All the controls are state-of-the-art. It's cutting-edge technology.
00:08:54Oh, boy. Well, you know, all this tech stuff is very foreign to us.
00:08:57We're just happy to lay in the sun.
00:08:59And when our train arrives on time.
00:09:01Oh, yes. I'd hope they wouldn't be running late on Christmas Eve.
00:09:06You're right, friend. You look a bit shaky.
00:09:08I-I-I don't like traveling. I get motion sickness.
00:09:11Well, don't you worry. I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
00:09:17Oh, by the way, my name's Judy.
00:09:20Judy.
00:09:24It's nice to meet you.
00:09:28And my name is...
00:09:31Kaka!
00:09:32Huh?
00:09:33Coco! Coco! It's Coco, not Kaka!
00:09:41Okay, just finished an economy.
00:09:43Ah, you're doing great, Falcon. Keep it up.
00:09:49You all being on the train?
00:09:50Yeah, I'm just waiting for someone to give me a hand with my suitcase. You?
00:10:01Hello, Mr. Musician. That's a bit of a sad song you're playing, isn't it?
00:10:08Hmm.
00:10:12Momo, do you think I have a shot at that ninja roll in Toro City? I still can't stand on
00:10:17my hind legs.
00:10:18You know, the biz, Leo. The audition no-names like us, then cast a star. We're at the bar.
00:10:23Yeah, except for our commercials for Pricemart.
00:10:26Need to cut back on your spending? Well, I've got good news. At Pricemart, we've got savings for days.
00:10:30Milk, fruits, cleaners, couches, gas, and chainsaws. And, of course, our famous pizzas. Don't miss out.
00:10:37Pricemart. Locations are open 24-7.
00:10:40That's it. You guys are in those Pricemart commercials. I knew I'd seen you both somewhere. I can't wait to
00:10:45tell the team I travel with celebrities.
00:10:47Oh, I wouldn't call us celebrities.
00:10:49We're C-listers at best.
00:10:51Date players.
00:10:52Mascots.
00:10:53Yes, that'd be a modest. I bet someday you'll both be huge stars. But in the meantime, make sure it
00:10:58don't go to your head, huh?
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:01Falcon, you gotta wrap this up. We need to be done before the train leaves.
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:14Hey! Ah! Where am I? Where'd my owner go? What is this cage? Who's that guy? Ah! Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:19I've been kidnapped.
00:11:20Oh, hey! Have you also been kidnapped? Oh, my poor owner must be sick with worry. Hey, hey! Give any
00:11:29sugar?
00:11:30Huh?
00:11:30Sugar!
00:11:31No. Why would I have any sugar?
00:11:33Oh, okay. You're stuck eating kibble, aren't you? I know all about kibble. If you had any idea what was
00:11:38in it, I know all about it.
00:11:40I have sources. I follow people on social media. That's where the truth comes out. For example, veggies are a
00:11:46lie.
00:11:46But they make you think that you should eat them like five times a day. No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:50The truth is that we should only be eating sugar. Tons of sugar!
00:11:57Sugar!
00:12:03Sugar puts them to sleep. Well, ain't that something.
00:12:20The gang is gonna be so happy tonight.
00:12:22You said it, Falcon. Now, come on. We're almost there.
00:12:36That's a fun fact. I don't know if you know this, but this train's gonna cross the Devil's Bridge.
00:12:41It's the biggest bridge in the whole entire...
00:12:49Too easy.
00:12:51Yes! All set, Hans. We have control of the train. You can unlock the food supply now.
00:13:08We have control of the train. You can unlock the food supply now.
00:13:17We have control of the train.
00:13:17We have control of the car.
00:13:17Now, we have control of the train.
00:13:18You have control of the train.
00:13:24Oh, he doesn't look that chill, does he?
00:13:28That's strange. Smells like a thief's bin in here.
00:13:31Hans, did you open the food supply?
00:13:33We got a cop dog here. Hurry up!
00:13:36Hans!
00:13:37Hans? Do you read me?
00:13:40Hans!
00:13:41So it begins.
00:13:43Attention. Due to a technical issue, we're asking all passengers and personnel to temporarily deport the train.
00:13:50Attention. Due to a technical issue, we're asking all passengers and personnel to temporarily deport the train.
00:13:56Hmm. What's happening?
00:13:58What are they saying?
00:14:06What's the delay?
00:14:07Mamp, we should be getting on our way very soon.
00:14:14Look at that. Sounds like the train's actually going to leave early.
00:14:18Well, this is the first time for everything.
00:14:21It's going to be 75 degrees today in Bay City.
00:14:24And now, a word from our sponsors.
00:14:32Happy trails.
00:14:35Hans? We all good? The train's moving.
00:14:39Maggie? Maggie?
00:14:41Oh, no! Maggie! Maggie!
00:14:44No! Maggie!
00:14:46Maggie!
00:14:50Hans!
00:14:53Oh!
00:14:55Oh!
00:15:03Hans!
00:15:04Hans!
00:15:05Well, you certainly seem like a seasoned traveler.
00:15:08Oh, yeah! Lisa and I really have the travel bug.
00:15:11Here's a pick of us in Japan, and one in Columbia.
00:15:13Quite the adventurers. We prefer to travel in the astroplane.
00:15:17Oh, yeah, we can go far. Real far.
00:15:19Coming up next, our holiday blooper reel.
00:15:25Here we go, with more dumb videos of cats being exploited.
00:15:28Do we really need to watch more of this?
00:15:29Come on, it's funny.
00:15:43Hans! Hans!
00:15:49Yes, sir. The train took off on its own, and it's moving through the city.
00:15:52Yes, sir, that's right. We have no way of stopping it.
00:15:59Hey, so, that ninja roll, is it for a film?
00:16:01Oh, it's a real long shot that I get the roll.
00:16:04So you're a big movie buff, huh, Doc?
00:16:06Oh, yeah, but my real passion's football. I mean, check it out.
00:16:09I bring it everywhere.
00:16:14Oh, sugar. I lose sugar.
00:16:22Oh, come on. Santa's got places to be.
00:16:36Oh, no, my sleigh.
00:16:40Hey, you. Yeah, I'm talking to you.
00:16:42Aren't you supposed to be in a cage?
00:16:44Looks like we have a freeloader.
00:16:46Uh.
00:16:47Huh?
00:16:48Uh.
00:16:50Ha, surprise ticket check. Show me your tickets, everyone.
00:16:52Oh, but I don't have my own ticket.
00:16:54Ah, well, then I'm going to have to report you.
00:16:56Oh, please don't.
00:16:57I'm just kidding. Have a good trip.
00:16:59This stray is trying to hit your free ride.
00:17:02Tittle.
00:17:03If he wanted a free ride, he wouldn't be trying to get off the train.
00:17:06I'm sniffing a thief in our midst.
00:17:10Me, a thief.
00:17:11That's a good one, Rex.
00:17:13How do you know my name?
00:17:1590% of police dogs are named Rex.
00:17:17Hmm.
00:17:18You're quick, but I'm still taking you in at the next stop.
00:17:21Oh, yeah?
00:17:22You think some washed-up old pooch in a cage is going to stop the falcon?
00:17:26Falcon?
00:17:27A raccoon who names himself after a bird?
00:17:29He's named after a bird because he can fly.
00:17:31I saw him flying with my own eyes.
00:17:33Oh, yeah, I'm sure you saw him flying.
00:17:35By the seat of his pants.
00:17:37This is weird.
00:17:38Why is the train going so fast?
00:17:39Hmm.
00:17:40There's been a lot of strange coincidences, huh, Falcon?
00:17:43Why are you on this train?
00:17:45So, uh, you saw me flying before, huh?
00:17:48Want to know how I learned to do it?
00:17:49Oh, yes.
00:17:50Oh, well, the truth is, I've always been an orphan.
00:17:54An orphaned raccoon isn't anyone's dream pet.
00:17:56No one wanted to take me in.
00:17:58No one helped feed me.
00:17:59No one even looked at me.
00:18:01Poor thing.
00:18:02Then one day, I was looking through some trash cans.
00:18:04You went through the trash.
00:18:05I had a feeling.
00:18:07Of course.
00:18:07What else could I do?
00:18:08I didn't have an owner to fill my food bowl every day.
00:18:11Yes, well, I think it's more a matter of will.
00:18:13Whatever.
00:18:14Anyway, a human snuck up on me.
00:18:16And then...
00:18:19He pulled out a rifle and...
00:18:22He shot me.
00:18:25And took out a chunk of my ear.
00:18:26What a performance.
00:18:27Geez, Louise is good.
00:18:28So there I was, weak and unable to feed myself.
00:18:32I wandered aimlessly for hours.
00:18:34I was exhausted.
00:18:36But just when I thought all hope was lost,
00:18:39a falcon spotted me from the sky.
00:18:41He saved me.
00:18:43And took me in like I was one of his own.
00:18:46He even taught me the ancient ways of a falcon.
00:18:49Speed.
00:18:50Agility.
00:18:51Dexterity.
00:18:53Eventually, I inherited his powers.
00:18:55Like supervision.
00:18:59And of course, the power of flight.
00:19:03And that, my friends, is how I became a falcon.
00:19:08And got this nickname.
00:19:11That's so great.
00:19:12It's completely ridiculous.
00:19:14And this?
00:19:15Is this also ridiculous?
00:19:17Oh, wow.
00:19:19What is it?
00:19:20This is the bullet that hit me in the ear.
00:19:23I've kept it with me ever since the day I got shot.
00:19:25To remind myself that no matter what,
00:19:27you never let your guard down.
00:19:29Now, playtime's over.
00:19:43Well, I'm glad your guard's up, falcon,
00:19:45because you're going straight to the pound.
00:19:47Oh, no.
00:19:47I'm so scared.
00:19:54Where am I?
00:19:55Right.
00:19:56I've been kidnapped.
00:20:07Okay, I think we may have hit something.
00:20:09Must have been a flying saucer.
00:20:11Definitely.
00:20:12With aliens.
00:20:13Extraterrestrials.
00:20:14Extraterrestrials are everywhere these days.
00:20:16There's tons of videos on it.
00:20:17Hey, hey, do you have any sugar?
00:20:23Breaking news.
00:20:24We're receiving numerous reports
00:20:25that a runaway train is speeding its way
00:20:27across the peaceful town of Bay City.
00:20:29The train has already caused some damage,
00:20:31smashing through a construction site on Scott Avenue.
00:20:33Fortunately, there were no injuries.
00:20:35No phone has no element from anyone.
00:20:37Some kind of technical questions.
00:20:39No passengers aboard the train,
00:20:41but there is a full car carrying...
00:20:42Oh, those poor things.
00:20:44I wouldn't want to be them.
00:20:46Amigos, look at these.
00:20:47That's falcon's train.
00:20:48Hmm?
00:20:55Johnson, this is fun.
00:20:57Yeah, this is what it's all about, Johnson.
00:20:59Did you remember the camera battery this time?
00:21:01Yeah, I got it.
00:21:02We're good.
00:21:03Johnson and Johnson,
00:21:04you guys are currently pursuing the train, correct?
00:21:06Yes, that's right, Michael.
00:21:08We're actually just caught up to it now.
00:21:09We're almost parallel to the tail car,
00:21:11the one carrying all the animals.
00:21:13The train is about to pass Siegel Island.
00:21:15What we are witnessing here is without a doubt
00:21:17the biggest railway story in the history of Bay City.
00:21:20We're doing our best to bring you
00:21:22as close to the action as we can.
00:21:23I don't want to worry anyone,
00:21:25but I'm pretty sure the train they're talking about
00:21:26is this one.
00:21:29Soon the train will be outside the city
00:21:30and we'll be under it.
00:21:32Falcon hasn't checked in yet.
00:21:34He might be stuck on the train.
00:21:35Steven, go get Rico, rápido.
00:21:37All right.
00:21:45Oh, I'm told we have reporters on the ground
00:21:47talking to the owners of some of the trapped animals
00:21:49on the train.
00:21:50Oh, I was devastated
00:21:51because my poor little Randy is on that train.
00:21:54Oh, that's my owner.
00:21:54She's going to save us.
00:21:56Rebecca, Rebecca.
00:21:57All my fans can relax
00:21:58because my sponsor bought me a brand new dog.
00:22:01So please come visit us.
00:22:02She replaced me.
00:22:04Oh, look, sugar.
00:22:06I mean, come on.
00:22:09Just look out who he is.
00:22:10Look at his little face.
00:22:11And do you have a pet on the train as well, young lady?
00:22:13Yeah, her name is Maggie
00:22:14and she's all alone on that train
00:22:17and I'm really scared for her.
00:22:18We need to find a way to help those animals.
00:22:20We can't just leave them all.
00:22:22Oh, that poor little girl.
00:22:24Yes, Cynthia.
00:22:25And it seems like it's only going to get worse.
00:22:27A fiery explosive crash seems unavoidable.
00:22:29Huh?
00:22:30Huh?
00:22:31Oh, my babies.
00:22:38Are they going to get off the bench and help us?
00:22:40We're not worth the risk.
00:22:42But I don't want to end up cooked like a pizza.
00:22:44I don't want to end up cooked like a pizza.
00:22:48Hello there.
00:22:50Enjoying the ride?
00:22:51Not too bumpy?
00:22:53From where I'm standing,
00:22:54it's all going perfectly.
00:22:57Because after planning this for months,
00:23:00I hacked this train
00:23:01and now I have complete control.
00:23:03Watch this.
00:23:04I can accelerate
00:23:07or hit the brake.
00:23:10Accelerate or brake.
00:23:12Accelerate or brake.
00:23:13Accelerate or brake.
00:23:14Accelerate or brake.
00:23:16You're all at my mercy.
00:23:18This guy's taken one tackle too many.
00:23:21We haven't done anything to you.
00:23:23No, you've done nothing to me.
00:23:24But as luck would have it,
00:23:26you're traveling with the one person
00:23:28I've sworn vengeance on.
00:23:30That's right.
00:23:30We finally meet again.
00:23:32Rex.
00:23:33Huh?
00:23:34Do we know each other?
00:23:35Huh?
00:23:36Well, yeah.
00:23:37Hans.
00:23:38The Hans gang.
00:23:40Uh, no idea.
00:23:42It's me.
00:23:42Five years ago,
00:23:43those kibble robberies
00:23:44from a bunch of vet clinics,
00:23:46that was me.
00:23:47My gang, come on.
00:23:48We had quite the reputation.
00:23:50I did five years and a pound
00:23:52because of you
00:23:52and you don't even remember?
00:23:53I've arrested countless scumbags
00:23:55like you and Falcon.
00:23:56Sometimes ten of them a day.
00:23:57Sorry I don't remember them all.
00:23:59Uh,
00:24:02it doesn't matter.
00:24:03After today,
00:24:03you won't forget me.
00:24:04Goodbye, Rex.
00:24:09We're all gonna die.
00:24:10Not gonna lie.
00:24:11Didn't see that in the stars.
00:24:13He doesn't remember me.
00:24:22He forgot about me.
00:24:24How the heck do you not remember me, Rex?
00:24:26Let's get out.
00:24:27You have no idea
00:24:28what it's like to spend
00:24:29five years and a pound
00:24:31to lose your gang
00:24:32and to run in the middle of
00:24:35nowhere.
00:24:38We're just you wait and see.
00:24:41Oh, get off.
00:24:43Rex!
00:24:44Rex!
00:24:45Rex!
00:24:46Rex!
00:24:49Why is this happening?
00:24:51What did we do to deserve this?
00:24:52Hey, you!
00:24:53Don't just stand there.
00:24:54It's game time.
00:24:55Everyone calm down.
00:24:56We'll figure this out.
00:24:57You just gotta let me think.
00:24:58Yeah, well,
00:24:58you might want to get on that
00:25:00before we crash in Toro City.
00:25:01No, no, no, no.
00:25:02I know the whole road
00:25:03of the train by heart
00:25:04and we're not gonna crash
00:25:05in Toro City.
00:25:07No, we're gonna crash
00:25:08way before then,
00:25:09right here on this bridge.
00:25:11What?
00:25:13Oh, yeah.
00:25:14You see,
00:25:14when you cross the Devil's Bridge,
00:25:16there's a very strict speed limit.
00:25:18And since our train is so heavy
00:25:19and going too fast,
00:25:20we're gonna cause big vibrations
00:25:21on the rails,
00:25:22which will damage the pylons,
00:25:23causing the bridge to collapse,
00:25:24and then the train will explode.
00:25:26Whoa!
00:25:27Whoa!
00:25:29Whoa!
00:25:30And we all die.
00:25:31You're welcome.
00:25:32But, but we can't let that happen.
00:25:34There's gotta be something we can do.
00:25:35There might be.
00:25:36If the train was lighter,
00:25:37we might be able to cross.
00:25:38But we'd have to detach
00:25:39at least half of the train cars.
00:25:41Oh, I know what we can do.
00:25:43See, we're at the back of the train,
00:25:44but if we can move up
00:25:45to car number eight,
00:25:46we could detach the cars
00:25:47between first class and economy.
00:25:49Ew.
00:25:49Well, we don't have to
00:25:50pass the economy, do we?
00:25:52Yes, it's the only way
00:25:53to safely detach the cars
00:25:54so that we can cross the bridge
00:25:55without it collapsing
00:25:56and killing us all.
00:25:57That sounds like a great plan.
00:25:58Yeah, except we're all
00:25:59still locked in cages
00:26:00and the key is all the way
00:26:02in the next car.
00:26:05Whoa.
00:26:06Oh.
00:26:11But, you could go through
00:26:12that trap door
00:26:13and get the key for us.
00:26:15Good thing, bud.
00:26:18And with all your
00:26:19special falcon abilities,
00:26:20it should be a piece of cake.
00:26:22Oh, yeah, yeah, surely.
00:26:23With all my special falcon abilities,
00:26:24I, but I mean,
00:26:25it does sound a little dangerous.
00:26:26doesn't it?
00:26:26We're begging you.
00:26:28Please save our babies.
00:26:29Me too.
00:26:29You gotta help us.
00:26:30We're counting on you.
00:26:31You're the only one of us
00:26:32who can do this.
00:26:33Yeah, come on.
00:26:34Yeah, okay.
00:26:35I suppose I can give it a try.
00:26:36Are you guys serious?
00:26:37You really want to trust
00:26:38this common thief
00:26:39to save us all?
00:26:40Common?
00:26:40Me?
00:26:41Ah, I'll show you, Grandpa.
00:26:50Uh, everything okay,
00:26:51Mr. Falcon?
00:26:52Oh, yeah.
00:26:53Easy peasy.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:57Yeah, go on, Falcon.
00:26:59At this speed,
00:27:00you're gonna end up
00:27:00like roadkill.
00:27:13Nice going, Falcon.
00:27:14and everyone's lives
00:27:15are in your stupid hands.
00:27:17This is a golden opportunity
00:27:18to have more food
00:27:19than we ever had
00:27:20on Christmas.
00:27:21Yeah, come out to the coast.
00:27:22We'll hang out,
00:27:23have a few laughs.
00:27:24Only thing,
00:27:25you'll have to crawl
00:27:25underneath a runaway train
00:27:27at full speed.
00:27:35Come on.
00:27:39Ah!
00:27:41Ah!
00:27:43Hmm?
00:27:45Hey!
00:27:50Yes!
00:28:02Yes!
00:28:07Yes!
00:28:11Ah!
00:28:15Ah!
00:28:18Ah!
00:28:23Ah!
00:28:25Ah!
00:28:29Ah!
00:28:40It feels like he's been gone a long time, doesn't it?
00:28:43Exactly. I wouldn't put it past him to take this opportunity to escape.
00:28:53Huh?
00:29:01I told you. Easy peasy. Now, who wants out?
00:29:05It's all right. It's not bad for a thief, huh?
00:29:07I think an apology is an order.
00:29:09Okay. Everyone gets lucky sometime. Now, get me out of this cage. I'll take things from here.
00:29:14Oh, hold on there, Sexarch. I'm not sure you're in the best position to be barking out orders.
00:29:19I'm in a better position than some low-life thug like you.
00:29:22Hey, it was that low-life thug that got us out of these cages. He's the only reason that we
00:29:26still have a chance of surviving.
00:29:28Sure, he boarded his train illegally. He's acting very suspicious and is clearly hiding something.
00:29:33But it's because of this criminal that we're...
00:29:34Thank you. Thank you very much. We all get it.
00:29:37Okay, Rex. I'll let you out.
00:29:39Out of the question.
00:29:54I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but you can't possibly believe I hacked this train all by myself.
00:30:00In fact, I think it's time I thanked the person who was with me from the beginning.
00:30:04The guy who made all of this possible.
00:30:10We can't listen to that psychopath.
00:30:13What?
00:30:14Listen, guys. He's just trying to get in our heads. We all need to stick together.
00:30:23Oh, you want to play, Falcon?
00:30:25All right, let's play.
00:30:38All right, forget about that weirdo. We need to find a way to...
00:30:51Don't worry. I'll catch you.
00:31:01Hey, we've got to move.
00:31:09Quick, get out of there.
00:31:11Hurry up.
00:31:25Why are you spying on me?
00:31:27Who's paying you?
00:31:28Who do you work for, huh?
00:31:32Oh, you're not going to talk, huh?
00:31:34Where are you going? Stop going around.
00:31:52Don't worry about me.
00:31:54I'm all good.
00:32:16Hi, Mr. Greyhound. What's your name?
00:32:21Victor.
00:32:21Well, thanks for letting me out, Victor. My name's Anna.
00:32:25Oh, very nice to make your acquaintance.
00:32:28Hey, hurry up back there. We've got to go.
00:32:34That snake looks very familiar.
00:32:37I'm sure I've seen her on social media before. Do you know about social media?
00:32:40Yes, unfortunately.
00:32:43Ah, thank you. What was your name again?
00:32:45Candy. But listen, I didn't pick it.
00:32:47We can pick?
00:32:56Oh, that was something.
00:32:57Hey, Leo, those were some slick laterals.
00:33:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, interference.
00:33:02You're just...
00:33:03Okay, so just a recap.
00:33:05You're seeing some psycho have to train us some kind of scheme to get back at the old dog who
00:33:09arrested him?
00:33:09Right.
00:33:10What's next? You going to say the earth is round?
00:33:12Ah, I'm not that gullible.
00:33:14All right, is everyone here?
00:33:15Then let's head to car eight.
00:33:17Hey, who put you in charge, huh?
00:33:19Okay, smart guy, what's your plan?
00:33:21Uh, let's all head to car eight.
00:33:23Right.
00:33:25Hello? Hello? Hello?
00:33:28I can't believe this forgotten again.
00:33:32Hello?
00:33:36Huh?
00:33:44For once, I actually got lucky.
00:33:46Looks like someone's lost their touch.
00:33:48So damn fine.
00:33:48Yeah, because you did so much better.
00:33:50Guys, you're both right, okay?
00:33:52Seems like you're all barking.
00:33:52Guys, I'm okay.
00:33:54You really want to see me bite something?
00:33:55Excuse me?
00:33:56Why don't you kiss my tail, Rexy?
00:33:57You don't have a tail when I'm through with you.
00:33:59Huh?
00:34:00Oh, no.
00:34:04Water, water, water, water, water.
00:34:06Water.
00:34:07Excuse me, excuse me, coming through.
00:34:09Out of the way, move.
00:34:10This is an emergency.
00:34:14Water.
00:34:14Whoa, whoa, no.
00:34:15Whoa.
00:34:16Hey, where are you going?
00:34:18Hey, don't leave me in the toilet.
00:34:21What were you thinking?
00:34:22There's a sink right there.
00:34:24Huh?
00:34:24Hey, don't get me out.
00:34:31This is vinegar.
00:34:33Sorry, pal.
00:34:34It's all I can find.
00:34:39So humiliating.
00:34:55Why aren't you guys moving?
00:34:59This is bad.
00:35:00I really don't want to be Peking Duck.
00:35:02Yeah, it's too dangerous.
00:35:04We'll have to find another way to get off this train.
00:35:06Yeah, how do we do that, officer?
00:35:07My plan is actually much simpler.
00:35:08We go back to our car and find a way to detach it.
00:35:11It'll stop on its own, and then we'll all get off safely.
00:35:15But, Mr. Police Dog, we're going too fast.
00:35:17If we detach the last car, it'll likely derail and crash.
00:35:20Then we're all going to die.
00:35:22Yeah, but if we go on like this, we'll all be charbroiled.
00:35:27Listen up.
00:35:28Don't worry.
00:35:28It's just a little fire.
00:35:30If I can do it, then you guys can do it, too.
00:35:32Yeah, we're following Falcon.
00:35:34I'm not going to let societal norms dictate my life ever again.
00:35:37No, sir.
00:35:38Hello?
00:35:38Hello?
00:35:40Hello?
00:35:41Come on.
00:35:46Look, watch it.
00:35:54Candy!
00:35:57It's okay, Randy.
00:35:58I'm spry.
00:36:08Look, they made it.
00:36:09Let's go.
00:36:13Excuse me.
00:36:17Oh!
00:36:27Come on, Coco.
00:36:28You got this.
00:36:31I do what I can.
00:36:33Why don't you just fly?
00:36:35Well, I don't know how to fly.
00:36:38I never learned how.
00:36:48Coco?
00:36:50I made it.
00:36:55See that?
00:36:56You were almost flying.
00:36:57Almost.
00:36:59It's lucky we weren't following you.
00:37:00You would have been sucked out.
00:37:02Are you kidding me?
00:37:03If you had to waste it so much time, we'd all be safely across.
00:37:06Um, maybe this isn't the best time to be fighting.
00:37:08The car's about to break apart, and if you're still over there, it'll go off the rails, and then you're
00:37:12all...
00:37:12And we'll all die, we know.
00:37:13Exactly.
00:37:14But right now, there's a massive hole in the middle of the car, so we need to find another way.
00:37:18Wait, Rex.
00:37:19I've got an idea.
00:37:29Come on.
00:37:29You need to move.
00:37:31All right.
00:37:32I'll be right behind you.
00:37:34Don't worry, Momo.
00:37:35We'll see you in the end zone.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:37Follow me.
00:37:42Boy, talk a bit of Hail Mary.
00:37:43Hey, look out!
00:37:49What just happened?
00:37:50What just happened?
00:37:51You just scored a touchdown, Leo.
00:37:52What was incredible?
00:37:53All right, come on, you guys.
00:37:55You can do it.
00:37:55Our turn, Jimmy.
00:37:56Huh?
00:38:03Be careful, Jonas.
00:38:13Okay, Jimmy.
00:38:15Let the cosmos guide you.
00:38:19I can't do it.
00:38:20I don't think my stars are aligned on this one.
00:38:23What?
00:38:23Dad, you know how sometimes the stars are out of alignment, and we have no choice but to accept our
00:38:28predetermined fate, and I know that's against our nature, but I think we have to face reality here.
00:38:33I'm sorry it has to be like this, Janice.
00:38:36Just please tell my babies how much I love them, how all I wanted to be was a dad.
00:38:40You can tell them that yourself.
00:38:42But, uh, how did I, uh, uh, uh, uh...
00:38:45Hey, Vulcan, toss Momo over here.
00:38:47Okay.
00:38:51Oh, it's going deep, too quick to practice it.
00:38:53We don't work, quack!
00:38:55Go on, it's your turn.
00:38:57Uh, would it be possible to find this slightly larger walkway?
00:39:00We don't have time to waste.
00:39:01Oh, hey, come now.
00:39:03You can't just get grabbing tails like that.
00:39:10Come on, Victor.
00:39:12It's all about willpower.
00:39:18What are you doing?
00:39:19We have to keep moving.
00:39:20I do think I can.
00:39:22Focus on something else.
00:39:23Focus on what?
00:39:24Look at my butt.
00:39:26Huh?
00:39:26You want me to look at your butt?
00:39:28Yeah, eyes on my butt.
00:39:33Look at his butt.
00:39:34Only his butt.
00:39:35Follow his butt.
00:39:36Follow his butt.
00:39:38Follow his...
00:39:49Hold on, Victor!
00:39:51Hold on, Victor!
00:39:54If you fall, I fall.
00:40:08See, we had your back.
00:40:10Thank you, Missy.
00:40:11Oh, call me Anna.
00:40:14I told you.
00:40:16If we'd stayed in that car, we'd all be safe now.
00:40:20Well...
00:40:26Hey, Maggie.
00:40:27With two less cars, we should be lighter now.
00:40:29Do you think we're okay?
00:40:30No, not quite yet.
00:40:31To get across the bridge, we have to detach at least half the cars.
00:40:34Okay, Maggie.
00:40:35Let's do it.
00:40:36Come on.
00:40:39Come on.
00:40:41You're out of your cage now, Rex.
00:40:43But I'm still the one in charge here.
00:40:46Hmm.
00:40:46That snake really reminds me of someone.
00:40:49Me too.
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:51I know!
00:40:52It's her!
00:40:53I remember now!
00:40:54What's that, Lou?
00:40:55You're Anna!
00:40:56Anna Konda!
00:40:58All right, and her owner is DJ Konda.
00:41:00The Rapting Bosses!
00:41:07Yeah, yeah.
00:41:09Wearing scales and stride, no doubt you'll be impressed with this.
00:41:12If y'all have rocked asses, close your ears or hear the hiss.
00:41:14We're the kings of the rat game, of the flows and of the hooks.
00:41:17Cold blood in our veins, no fear, don't give us dirty looks.
00:41:20Yeah, we moving smooth like boa, like Salone and Korra.
00:41:23Smitting bars with no remorse, we're snaking through the core.
00:41:25Our blood is cool, cool, cool as ice, so fool, fool, fool with us.
00:41:28We're slithering and spitting venom, rounds up tight like denim.
00:41:31We stay in reptile calm, live the dream.
00:41:33Stay in reptile calm, hands up screen.
00:41:36For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:39For us cool reppies, we wrap all night.
00:41:42For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:45Uh, yeah, calm and cool, sure, sure, but, uh, we need to move?
00:41:49For us cool reppies, we wrap all night.
00:41:52For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:58You see, Chuck?
00:41:59Suplex is muy importante to any workout.
00:42:01No, you'll never get that spinning patada.
00:42:03Yeah, yeah.
00:42:04Ah, look, he's back.
00:42:06Hey.
00:42:07Hey, what's this?
00:42:10I'm hearing about the train?
00:42:11Is Maurice okay?
00:42:13It's Falcon, not Maurice.
00:42:14Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:42:15Silencio.
00:42:16I want to hear this.
00:42:17According to our sources, the train is totally out of control, and the railway is completely overwhelmed, as there doesn't
00:42:23seem to be any way to stop or even slow down the train, which is crossing into an area of
00:42:27dangerous and unstable tracks.
00:42:29Don't go anywhere.
00:42:30It seems to be more and more inevitable.
00:42:31Oh, Maurice.
00:42:32In a few moments, members of our news team will bring us live aerial footage of what's sure to be
00:42:37a must-see explosion.
00:42:40Hey, Rico!
00:42:41Where you going?
00:42:42Rico!
00:42:44Johnson, what took you so long?
00:42:46We're running behind.
00:42:47Sorry, Johnson.
00:42:48I screwed up.
00:42:49I went to the wrong floor.
00:42:50You're unreal, Johnson.
00:42:52Oh, hold on, Maurice.
00:42:54I'm coming.
00:43:05Okay, five more cars.
00:43:11Oh!
00:43:11Hmm?
00:43:12Hmm.
00:43:12Hmm.
00:43:17Hmm.
00:43:28Phew!
00:43:33Hmm?
00:43:39Hm?
00:43:42Hmm?
00:43:49Huh!
00:43:50Huh!
00:43:51Huh!
00:43:53Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:43:56Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:43:57Yee-haw!
00:44:25Oh, no.
00:44:39Oh, no.
00:45:00All right, this is car rain. Good work, everyone. We made it.
00:45:12There it is, Johnson. I see the train. Try to keep us level so I can frame it.
00:45:16I'll do my best, Johnson, but it's windy up here.
00:45:19As you can see, the car carrying the animals was destroyed, but a few of them seem to have made
00:45:23their way to the front.
00:45:24Seen so, Michael. Imagine how frightened those poor animals must be.
00:45:27Amigos, I think I saw Falcon. He's alive.
00:45:30Thankfully, there's no humans on board.
00:45:35Maggie!
00:45:35As you can see in the distance, the train is rapidly approaching the Devil's Bridge.
00:45:42Hold on tight, everyone.
00:45:43Mr. Falcon, we've got to detach the cars right now.
00:45:46Okay, everyone, get ready.
00:45:48You sure you can tear this, Grandpa?
00:45:50Fool!
00:46:15Come on, come on, come on!
00:46:19Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:46:34Wait!
00:46:36Ah!
00:46:37Ah!
00:46:38Hey!
00:46:40Oh, wait!
00:46:43Oh!
00:46:44Oh, man!
00:46:46Oh!
00:46:49Oh, man!
00:46:50now this is a show did you get it oh no I can't get focused with all these
00:46:58jolts Johnson you're not going to believe this
00:47:06what are we going to do
00:47:16hold on
00:47:25some sugar
00:47:28Randy
00:47:30no
00:47:32no
00:47:33no
00:47:50Carol why
00:47:51come on Coco
00:47:57You got it, Coco.
00:47:58You're almost there.
00:48:01Keep going.
00:48:02You're going to make it.
00:48:04You're so close.
00:48:05I can't do it.
00:48:20Hey, Johnson.
00:48:21Do you think we can go back and grab another camera?
00:48:24Good idea, Johnson.
00:48:26Let's go.
00:48:26We'll head back to the studio.
00:48:38I don't believe it.
00:48:40We made it.
00:48:40Good work.
00:48:41We made it, everybody.
00:48:43Oh, Coco.
00:48:44I was just so scared.
00:48:46Me too.
00:48:51Oh, sorry.
00:48:52We might actually have a shot of getting out of this thing alive.
00:48:55You said it, Gramps.
00:48:58We may have a shot of surviving, but we're still on course to crash in Toro City.
00:49:03He's right.
00:49:03And we're still picking up speed.
00:49:05So if we all want to stay in one piece, there's only one way.
00:49:07We have to get up to the control car and hit the brakes manually.
00:49:11Because if we can't, we're all going to die.
00:49:15Relax, everyone.
00:49:16Death is just another part of life.
00:49:18That's not going to happen.
00:49:19We can do this.
00:49:20Yeah.
00:49:21You just got to trust us.
00:49:31The crash is still right on schedule.
00:49:35And up next, a compilation of the best train videos.
00:49:39Hiya, mama!
00:49:41Choo-choo!
00:49:54Jays, if we keep showing this garbage, we'll be canceled before we know it.
00:50:00Hmm.
00:50:02Wait a sec.
00:50:03I think I've got an idea.
00:50:06Hey!
00:50:07Hey!
00:50:08Maurice!
00:50:09You're going too fast!
00:50:40Close one.
00:50:41Thanks, old-timer.
00:50:41Yeah, lucky I was here.
00:50:43Let's go!
00:50:46Wait, that isn't a bullet!
00:50:53Yeah, it wasn't actually a bullet that hurt my ear.
00:50:56So you were lying to us?
00:50:57No, I wasn't lying.
00:50:59I just exaggerated the story a little bit.
00:51:02So can we go now?
00:51:03But we trusted you with our lives.
00:51:05Go on, Falcon.
00:51:06Tell everyone the truth.
00:51:08You owe them that much.
00:51:11Okay, I never actually got shot.
00:51:13I did this to myself when I was little.
00:51:16Because one day, I was dying of thirst.
00:51:19And I stole a soda can that had been shaken up.
00:51:21And when I opened it, it went...
00:51:24Like a bullet.
00:51:25And it hit my ear.
00:51:27And it really did hurt.
00:51:29And it also wasn't really a falcon who saved me.
00:51:34It was a pigeon.
00:51:35Ew, that's just what we needed.
00:51:37A pigeon.
00:51:38Falcon, pigeon.
00:51:39What else are you hiding?
00:51:40Once a liar, always a liar.
00:51:42And you lied to us about other things, right, Falcon?
00:51:45No.
00:51:45That's all there is.
00:51:46You forgot I'm a cop, Falcon.
00:51:48I realized something was up when you destroyed the TV.
00:51:51Hans was about to give you up.
00:51:52It's not what you think.
00:51:53My suspicions were confirmed with the food supply.
00:51:56You were planning on nabbing all of it.
00:51:58That's not true.
00:51:59I was...
00:51:59You helped Hans hijack this train.
00:52:01What?
00:52:01You're his accomplice.
00:52:02You put all of our lives at risk.
00:52:04But I had no idea that Hans was a psychopath who wanted to kill us all.
00:52:08He promised me a real Christmas with all my friends at the station.
00:52:11We were only supposed to hijack the train to get the food.
00:52:14That was the plan.
00:52:15So you admit this was all your fault?
00:52:18Falcon?
00:52:19You helped him hijack the train?
00:52:21Well, why would you do that?
00:52:23Because my friends and I don't have owners who feed and give us shelter on Christmas.
00:52:27Well, now none of us get Christmas.
00:52:29Hey, you're the one Hans was after.
00:52:31It's your fault we're all here.
00:52:32I was only doing my job.
00:52:34But you, Falcon, you betrayed us.
00:52:39Maybe you had your reasons, but look where they got us.
00:52:42Fine.
00:52:43But even if I am responsible for this mess, I'm stuck here too.
00:52:47Which means we need to work together.
00:52:50Okay, that's it.
00:52:51Bye-bye.
00:52:55Falcon!
00:52:59Falcon!
00:53:01Falcon!
00:53:21How are we supposed to get through this now?
00:53:32Maggie, I know it's hard, but we have no choice.
00:53:35We have to keep going.
00:53:36And I'm really gonna need you.
00:54:06You all wait here.
00:54:07It'll be safer that way.
00:54:13Don't lose hope.
00:54:15Maggie and I are gonna stop this train.
00:54:30I'm alive?
00:54:32I'm alive?
00:54:33Where am I?
00:54:35No.
00:54:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:03I'mもし the best.
00:55:23Judy, you can fly, right?
00:55:26Save yourself while there's still time.
00:55:28No, Coco. I'm staying with you.
00:55:30We're in this together.
00:55:31Hey, second that. I've never abandoned my teammates.
00:55:33In the football world, we don't leave friends on the field.
00:55:36We fight till the end of the last quarter.
00:55:39Janice, will you still love me in the afterlife?
00:55:42Of course.
00:55:48My owner deleted all our pictures on social media.
00:55:51She's being manipulated. But by who?
00:55:54Oh, stop it, Randy.
00:55:55Your owner was just using you to boost her social media following.
00:55:59Really? Why would you say that?
00:56:00Because my owner was using me too.
00:56:02Here, look.
00:56:04Hey there, Candy fans.
00:56:05And shout out to my 400,000 new followers.
00:56:08It's awesome.
00:56:09It's terrible.
00:56:10Oh, Candy, why must you be stuck on that doomed train?
00:56:14I miss you so much.
00:56:16Here's a little dedication I made for you.
00:56:18Heads up.
00:56:22Surprise.
00:56:24Oh, Candy, will we ever see each other again?
00:56:27And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe and share this video. See you all soon.
00:57:00Well, at least he didn't replace you.
00:57:02As soon as the train is clear of the mountains, you'll go with Cynthia and our helicopter to rescue Maggie.
00:57:06Sound good?
00:57:07Yes. Thank you so much for helping me save her.
00:57:10Yes. Thank you so much for helping me save her.
00:57:16Oh, no.
00:57:25Maggie! Help me out of here!
00:57:29Maggie! Maggie!
00:57:32Huh? Where's that kitty going?
00:57:34Maggie, come back! What are you doing up there?
00:57:36I'm doing what Falcon, what I'm done!
00:57:43Come on!
00:57:45You can do it, Maggie!
00:57:53Oh, you're not that smart if you think I'm going to let you stop my train.
00:57:57Come on, let's...
00:57:58Let me...
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:04Oh!
00:58:13Oh!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:23Rico?
00:58:24But...
00:58:25What are you doing here?
00:58:26I saw the train on the nose and I was really worried.
00:58:29You okay?
00:58:30No.
00:58:31No, I'm not okay.
00:58:33This whole thing is my fault.
00:58:39You were right.
00:58:41I should have listened instead of trying to be a Falcon.
00:58:56You know, this is the most incredible story we've ever seen.
00:58:59How lucky are we, right?
00:59:01Yeah, Cynthia.
00:59:01He's right.
00:59:02And let me just tell you, it's a real privilege to have you here in the field with us.
00:59:05Oh, yeah.
00:59:06And this adorable little girl trying to save her cat, it's going to be the highlight of our career.
00:59:11Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:59:12It's all going to be very moving, I have no doubt.
00:59:18So, Cynthia, is everything on track?
00:59:19You got it, Michael.
00:59:20So far, so good.
00:59:21Ah, that little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold.
00:59:25It's the perfect boost for both of our careers.
00:59:27I'm sick of stupid, boring local news.
00:59:30Yeah, preach into the choir, Cynthia.
00:59:31Uh, excuse me?
00:59:32I'll call you back.
00:59:34Are we almost there?
00:59:35Yes, Lisa.
00:59:36Just a few more minutes.
00:59:57Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
01:00:02Hey, superstars.
01:00:04Listen up, guys.
01:00:06Falcon isn't here anymore.
01:00:07And now Rex and Maggie are in danger.
01:00:09We got to huddle up.
01:00:10But that's not our role.
01:00:11We'd never play the part of the hero.
01:00:13Hey, don't give me that garbage.
01:00:15Just because you haven't played heroes yet don't mean that you can't.
01:00:18Honestly, guys, you have so much potential.
01:00:20Aren't you sick and tired of seeing your C-listers, mascots, and day players?
01:00:24Yes.
01:00:25Sick of it.
01:00:25Don't you see the opportunity in front of you?
01:00:28Today is not an audition.
01:00:30Today, my friends, is your make right.
01:00:32So let's kick some butt, like all heroes do.
01:00:35Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
01:00:45Oh, no.
01:00:47I'm coming, Maggie.
01:00:50Oh, my.
01:01:17No one stops my train.
01:01:33What do you say we go see my old friend Rex?
01:01:37Let me go you big mean bully!
01:01:40No one's getting in.
01:01:50I never should've listened to Hans! None of this would've happened! No one would be in danger! I'm so stupid!
01:02:01Hey! Maurice! Maurice! Hey! Falcon!
01:02:04No Rico you're right. My name is Maurice.
01:02:07Yeah yeah whatever but come see the trains headed down the valley!
01:02:10What? What are you talking about?
01:02:11Just take a look. There! You still have time to save them!
01:02:14No I can't save anyone. All I ever do is mess everything up.
01:02:18I'm not a falcon. I'm just a dumb little pigeon.
01:02:24Alright fine. Maybe you are just a dumb little pigeon.
01:02:27But that dumb little pigeon is brave and he never hesitates for a second to help others.
01:02:31And that's why I've always been so proud of you.
01:02:34You... you... you really mean that?
01:02:37Maurice of course I really mean it.
01:02:38And as you well know a pigeon never leaves a friend behind.
01:02:42So what are you waiting for? Get over there son!
01:02:45Okay but how do I get back on the train?
01:02:47You'll figure it out like you always do. You always find a way.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:56Huh?
01:02:58Hey.
01:03:02Whoa!
01:03:09Whoa!
01:03:12Whoa!
01:03:17Whoa!
01:03:29Falcon?
01:03:29Yes, Anna. We all miss him.
01:03:32No, take a look. That's Falcon right there.
01:03:34He's alive!
01:03:51Let her go. This is between you and me.
01:03:55You want me to let her go, Rex?
01:03:59Okay.
01:04:05Maggie!
01:04:19Come on!
01:04:30Rex! Help me!
01:04:33Coming!
01:04:35Yeah, go on. Go save her.
01:04:38Hold on tight!
01:04:45How about we have a little fun, Rex?
01:04:48This is for not remembering me.
01:04:52This is because you broke up my gang.
01:04:56And this is for those five years I spent at the pound.
01:05:03Flag of the plank!
01:05:04Think we'd let you win that easily?
01:05:06Yeah, you have no idea who you're messing with.
01:05:08Huh?
01:05:09Attack!
01:05:11Yeah!
01:05:16Yeah!
01:05:17Tackle!
01:05:18Yeah!
01:05:28That's it, you guys!
01:05:29It's a thought pile!
01:05:30That's it!
01:05:31A-word!
01:05:32Work as a unit!
01:05:33What?
01:05:34That's it!
01:05:35That's it!
01:05:36That's it!
01:05:38Huh?
01:05:39Huh?
01:05:41Huh?
01:05:42Huh?
01:05:42Heheheheh.
01:05:43All right!
01:05:44Hip-hang's over!
01:05:44Quack quack!
01:05:45Come on!
01:05:46Uh!
01:05:48Hurry!
01:05:49Come on!
01:05:49R immuno!
01:05:52Fuck!
01:05:59Huh?
01:06:00Huh?
01:06:02Huh?
01:06:04Huh?
01:06:09Huh?
01:06:11Huh?
01:06:16Huh? Falcon?
01:06:23Hey, guys. What'd I miss?
01:06:25I can't believe it. You're alive.
01:06:28Yeah. Well, I'm a survivor.
01:06:31Falcon, look out behind you.
01:06:35I'm really sorry I got you all into this mess.
01:06:38But since I got us into it, I'm going to get us out of it.
01:06:42Falcon!
01:06:42So maybe I am just a poor, stupid pigeon.
01:06:45You know what?
01:06:47A pigeon never leaves a friend behind.
01:06:50You guys, stay there.
01:06:55Okay, I think you owe me a little explanation, Hans.
01:07:01Whoa!
01:07:03Whoa!
01:07:15Who, who...
01:07:28Whoa!
01:07:30Whoa!
01:07:34Whoa!
01:07:35Whoa!
01:07:36Whoa!
01:07:37Whoa!
01:07:37Whoa.
01:07:37Mm-hmm.
01:08:13Almost there.
01:08:14I don't think so. You're not going anywhere.
01:08:17Huh?
01:08:18You're out of luck. You picked on the wrong pigeon.
01:08:29Nobody is stopping my train!
01:08:33Will, we're the devil of U3D.
01:08:36Oh, it was a blowout.
01:08:38We really took it to that scumbag badger.
01:08:40You should have seen Leo.
01:08:41He was bouncing around blindsiding him.
01:08:44Bim-bam-boom, bim-bam-boom.
01:08:45And Momo, he was raining down pickles like pine nuts.
01:08:53Would you just stop moving?
01:08:56The problem was that in the fourth quarter,
01:08:58hands bounced back and came to play.
01:09:00We thought we were on a hot streak.
01:09:02But he cooled us down.
01:09:03Okay, so basically he didn't help at all.
01:09:06On the contrary.
01:09:08Without them, Maggie and I wouldn't be here right now.
01:09:10Our destinies are predetermined by the stars.
01:09:13What's meant to be is meant to be.
01:09:15We are but small bits of dust floating through this plane,
01:09:18servants to an unavoidable fate.
01:09:20There's no point fighting it.
01:09:22No point fighting it?
01:09:23No point fighting it?
01:09:25That's it, Jimmy.
01:09:26I've had enough of your stupid philosophical trash.
01:09:28It's easy to hide behind the cosmos and avoid facing your problems.
01:09:32Let's roll over and wait for our inevitable death.
01:09:35Is that really the lesson you want to teach our kids?
01:09:39But...
01:09:40Uh, so, uh, where's Falcon?
01:09:49Calm down, Hans.
01:09:50Remember this morning?
01:09:53We worked together.
01:09:54We were a team.
01:09:55We're basically friends.
01:09:57We can work something out.
01:09:58You're saying you want to be on my team again?
01:10:01Uh, yeah.
01:10:03And help me get rid of rats?
01:10:04Uh, no.
01:10:05No!
01:10:13Hey, Cynthia!
01:10:14There's animals on top of the train!
01:10:15Go on!
01:10:16Start filming!
01:10:17As you can see, there appear to be two small animals on the roof of the train.
01:10:22Uh, they seem to be trying to escape.
01:10:25There he is!
01:10:26There on the roof!
01:10:27It's Falcon!
01:10:28He's okay!
01:10:29But, uh, what's he doing?
01:10:31He looks like he's fighting a badger.
01:10:32I told you there was a bad guy on that train!
01:10:34Get him, Falcon!
01:10:35And don't forget, Kraken!
01:10:37Always Kraken!
01:10:37Kraken!
01:10:38He's the next!
01:10:39The Force!
01:10:45Get him, Falcon!
01:10:46Show him what happens when you mess with a pigeon!
01:10:50Okay, what is this?
01:10:52Que pasa?
01:10:53Rico?
01:10:53What's he doing there?
01:10:54Get out of the way, Rico!
01:10:55We've got a fight to watch!
01:10:57Uh, Johnson?
01:10:58You won't believe this, but a pigeon is stuck to the camera!
01:11:01Uh, and I think he left a souvenir!
01:11:06Whoa, Falcon's really in deep doo-doo!
01:11:08I apologize to our viewers for this technical error!
01:11:11Oh, yes, I, uh, I'm learning the railway company may have found a solution to avoid a crash in Toro
01:11:17City!
01:11:18Yeah!
01:11:19It appears the train will be diverted to a deserted area where it can crash safely!
01:11:28Hmm...
01:11:29Stay with us!
01:11:30A catastrophe is imminent!
01:11:32Bring us down to the crash site!
01:11:33Quickly!
01:11:34Hurry up and clean that camera lens!
01:11:44Come on, son!
01:11:45Get up!
01:11:46I'm trying, Rico!
01:11:47You can do it!
01:11:48I believe in you!
01:11:49You'll never crack at the pressure!
01:11:51When it's time to fight, there's only one technique that works!
01:11:54The Kraken!
01:11:55Get up!
01:11:57Kraken!
01:11:58Kraken!
01:11:59No!
01:11:59The Force!
01:12:00No!
01:12:00Suplex!
01:12:01No!
01:12:01Kraken!
01:12:02The Force!
01:12:03Suplex!
01:12:04Kraken!
01:12:05The Force!
01:12:07The Suplex!
01:12:08It's Kraken!
01:12:10Force!
01:12:10Suplex!
01:12:11Kraken!
01:12:12Force!
01:12:12Suplex!
01:12:13Kraken!
01:12:15Don't run my gun!
01:12:20Don't touch my dad!
01:12:22Force!
01:12:24Suplex!
01:12:25And Kraken!
01:12:35It's over, Hans. You've lost.
01:12:38You're right, Falcon. You beat me.
01:12:42Oopsies.
01:12:54We're here, Cynthia. This is the estimated crash site.
01:12:57Yeah, but Johnson, if it crashes, how are we going to film the little girl getting her cat back?
01:13:01We can't worry about that later.
01:13:05I wouldn't count on Falcon saving your sorry butt. You won't be seeing him again.
01:13:10For the rest of you, your next stop is death.
01:13:14Death is simply the next...
01:13:16From now on, you'll never forget the name Hans.
01:13:23Oh, there's a switch.
01:13:25Well, I guess the only thing left to say is good crash.
01:13:31No one's crashing here.
01:13:34Jimmy!
01:13:35Especially not my babies.
01:13:37Hippie kind!
01:13:49Look! It's coming!
01:14:01Now, pull!
01:14:08Jimmy!
01:14:09Jimmy!
01:14:09Hmm?
01:14:10Go!
01:14:11Jimmy!
01:14:13Jimmy!
01:14:20Peace and love!
01:14:35You saved our lives!
01:14:36Really? I don't know. It came over me.
01:14:39Are you kidding me? The story's never gonna end.
01:14:43Hey, Cynthia, the train's back on course to Toro City. What do we do?
01:14:46Don't worry, Michael. We've got a big head start.
01:14:49We'll be first on the scene and have front row seats to the crash.
01:14:53Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned because in just a few minutes we'll bring you exclusive footage of the upcoming crash.
01:14:59I have a bad feeling about this.
01:15:02It's over. We can't stop it.
01:15:05Hang on tight. Hang on tight!
01:15:18Hey, hey. You all right, son?
01:15:22Yeah.
01:15:27Okay, we're perfectly steady. How you doing, Johnson?
01:15:31I'm ready. Lens clean, batteries charged.
01:15:33You'll be back with your cat real soon.
01:15:35Yes, yes, yes. Try and stay focused.
01:15:56All right. Here we go.
01:15:58Come on, Falcon.
01:16:00Come on, Falcon.
01:16:10Oh, look at that!
01:16:12I'm ready.
01:16:19Oh, my God!
01:16:22Oh, my God!
01:16:27Go!
01:16:28Ha-ha!
01:16:30Ha!
01:16:30Ha!
01:16:32Ha!
01:16:32Ha!
01:16:33Ha!
01:16:43there there's the train listen up you two right after the crash make sure you get footage of the
01:16:48kid crying all right but then when are we getting the reunion huh oh no johnson you won't believe
01:16:54this there's a problem with the battery
01:17:03yeah hold on tight uh i mean huh watch out
01:17:19i just wanna die in economy
01:17:33hold on
01:17:34please let it go
01:17:57so
01:18:05so
01:18:44so not bad for a pigeon huh that's my boy that's my son
01:18:54falcon i gotta say you're the bravest thief i've ever met in my whole career
01:18:58you mean your very long career yeah
01:19:02huh you should probably get out of here they'll take you straight to the pound
01:19:06thanks rex and thank you maggie couldn't have done it without you
01:19:22don't worry maggie i'll see you soon promise
01:19:32i'll see you all soon
01:19:50you haven't seen the last of me rex
01:19:53whatever you say uh sorry what's your name again oh come on you gotta be kidding me
01:19:58hans my name is hans it's not even a hard name to remember my aunt picked it out for me
01:20:04you brat i missed out on the biggest story of my life because of you
01:20:07they'd have talked about this for months maybe even years if you hadn't messed with the camera
01:20:12oh don't you worry they'll definitely be talking about you for a while
01:20:15that little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold it's the perfect boost for
01:20:20both of our careers i'm sick of boring local news you're preaching to the choir cynthia
01:20:23right after the crash make sure you get footage of the kid crying if you release
01:20:27any of that footage i will single-handedly destroy you understood i'd never do that tell
01:20:32me you're getting this yeah i got it i found a spare battery hey what are you doing we're
01:20:37filming the reunion cynthia uh are are you filming oh this isn't good
01:20:43oh johnson this reunion is amazing johnson you're one heck of a cameraman oh stop it
01:20:53candy where should we go we can't just go back to our owners yeah you're right
01:21:00oh hey wait i have an idea what
01:21:10hey aren't you both adorable you all alone
01:21:14quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
01:21:18well now looks like i found two new teammates
01:21:21i think they're coming real soon my little quinoa
01:21:38we didn't do too bad in the end did we
01:21:43uh well it'll be a long walk back yeah and no christmas feast this year i guess
01:21:48oh i'm sure you'll find a way you always end up finding a way
01:21:53actually i hadn't mentioned it yet but i may have a lead on a job at the base of the
01:21:57airport
01:21:58huh what you're joking right you want to rob airports now well you're on your own i'm a bad
01:22:03flyer don't stress rico this job's a piece of cake yeah yeah everyone's trustworthy
01:22:09wearing scales is right no doubt you'll be impressed with this if y'all can't rob the
01:22:13asses close your ears or hear the hiss we're the kings of the rat game of the flows and of
01:22:17the
01:22:17hooks cold blood in our veins no fear don't give us dirty looks yeah we move and smooth like boa
01:22:22like salone and cobra spitting bars with no remorse or snaking through the core our blood is cool cool
01:22:27cool as ice or fool fool fool with ice or slithering and spitting venom rounds up tight like venom
01:22:31stay in reptile calm live the dream stay in reptile calm hands up screams
01:22:39oh yeah chuck careful we've got wrong house we're good on flexibility have you now i can reach up to
01:22:44hey uncles did you miss me falcon
01:22:54on prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts et bas mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si
01:23:00le soleil
01:23:00parrain ne revient pas est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles si on reste
01:23:07ensemble
01:23:08je me dis qu'on sera les mêmes qu'au départ j'avance des terres comme si le destin m
01:23:12'attendait pas pas loin
01:23:15pas loin du crash je cherche encore ma bonne étoile je regarde le ciel et je me demande attendez pas
01:23:21mas je vois que la tempête approche dis mais attendez pas mas cogité je suis dans le train je fais
01:23:29que cogité
01:23:30quand j'étais mal dis moi où t'étais quand y avait pas ma gueule au jt et tout l
01:23:36'été je suis parti chantonnette
01:23:37tout l'été pour nous mettre au chaud tout l'hiver quand sans sortir c'était la seule idée
01:23:43on prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts et ses bas mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait
01:23:49si le soleil parrain ne revient pas
01:23:51est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles si on reste ensemble je me dis
01:23:57qu'on sera les mêmes
01:23:58côtés je voulais rouler fenêtre ouverte sur la côte est j'ai mis tapis sans même regarder la côte
01:24:06j'ouvre les volets et je vois la mer juste à côté comme jimmy et janis on est toujours côte
01:24:14à côté
01:24:16j'ai plus de démons dans mes pensées ces derniers sont partis danser j'étais masque qui se dessine dans
01:24:22le ciel quand c'est difficile d'avancer
01:24:24le destin nous joue des tours il fait des choix à la courte paille mais tout va bien tant que
01:24:30tous les jours je garde les mêmes autour de moi
01:24:33on prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts et ses bas mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait
01:24:38si le soleil parrain ne revient pas
01:24:41est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles si on reste ensemble je me dis
01:24:46qu'on sera les mêmes côtés
01:24:49je voulais rouler fenêtre ouverte sur la côte est j'ai mis tapis sans même regarder la côte est
01:24:57j'ouvre les volets et je vois la mer juste à côté comme jimmy et janis on est toujours côte
01:25:03à côté
01:25:04ça
01:25:32j'ai mis
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