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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring.
00:00:22You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:13I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:22This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:48you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:47It's a mess.
00:09:47Come on!
00:09:48Oh, my God.
00:09:53I mean...
00:09:55I want you to have what you're saying.
00:09:56Okay.
00:09:56Oh, my God.
00:10:17you're helping me
00:10:18I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:28excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30our little boyfriend, do we? that is shocking
00:10:33yeah, actually, and he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:38flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42funny
00:10:44okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48fine by me
00:10:51oh, I know
00:10:54love the purple bra, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:57not even my type, but
00:11:00you know, power theory, I don't know
00:11:01would you just get out of here?
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward, just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30oh my god
00:11:32here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response?
00:11:42don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:49why?
00:11:50you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59mm-hmm
00:12:00got it
00:12:02what are you doing?
00:12:12what are you doing?
00:12:30oh shit
00:12:33yo, what's going on?
00:12:34dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what?
00:12:36yeah
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop. Delete it. Please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
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00:14:08Hey. You okay? Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do, do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56What's up there, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When? With?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Hayley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15Hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:16Aghhh.
00:19:17Ah!
00:19:22Shit.
00:19:23Hold me.
00:19:24So you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:34oh and by the way nicole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53call again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58call we were kidding it's ketchup
00:20:00pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06figure you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hailey anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:19so tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave hailey alone
00:20:32i will leave hailey alone
00:20:37got it let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:45got it let's go
00:20:55uh thank you
00:20:59wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:05i just
00:21:07i happen to see you
00:21:09were you waiting at someone
00:21:11yeah my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies
00:21:31i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:33not that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings coldness
00:21:40because it's not gonna work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her
00:21:55he
00:21:55he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:04i understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12does he
00:22:14like you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you a little slow on the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:09i love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind
00:23:15and he loves me for who i am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me
00:23:21than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:42there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51got done getting waxed
00:23:54champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:19really
00:24:19are you okay
00:24:20you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't
00:24:30i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine
00:24:34if you say so
00:24:35so
00:24:36are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:05you
00:25:06oh
00:25:06me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it?
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get you know each other more
00:25:28i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close are you
00:25:34with your mom?
00:25:36what is he trying to do?
00:25:38it's none of your business
00:25:39but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom?
00:25:59uh
00:25:59i don't know
00:26:00i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim?
00:26:06are you jealous of me?
00:26:07me?
00:26:08jealous?
00:26:09no
00:26:09why would i be jealous?
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want to be
00:26:13you are so
00:26:14full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really?
00:26:24this girl is going to be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29no
00:26:29sorry
00:26:30am i that bad?
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe trust me too
00:26:37we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day i want you to regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if we want
00:27:32and i've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36so you want me
00:27:40i think you know which i want you
00:27:46do you want me?
00:27:48i want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here?
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here?
00:28:04i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay?
00:28:07oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:10okay
00:28:11nice
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen?
00:28:21hailey
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:30car accident?
00:28:31guacamole wizard?
00:28:38i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh?
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53do i know you?
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58or he heard something about coal?
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:06he's using a real car accident
00:29:08and according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10i can't do this anymore
00:29:12coal
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys?
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27was there something that you wanted coal?
00:29:31hey
00:29:31i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right
00:29:38how did you know that?
00:29:40tough day huh?
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be cool
00:29:47could he?
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead?
00:29:57well you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:10coal is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here coal?
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:17right?
00:30:17tell coal to get my ball
00:30:18and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30coal and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake!
00:30:38hey!
00:30:39what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43wait seriously?
00:30:44yeah
00:30:44just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like coal
00:31:01but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him?
00:31:10why are you making it so weird about jake?
00:31:12we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14maybe you've known jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that?
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:57are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00too cheesy?
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident?
00:32:06the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think?
00:32:12you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20hey can we not?
00:32:24hey can we not?
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh
00:32:38that's weak shit?
00:32:39is this weak shit?
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like
00:33:31say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you wanna go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40jen
00:33:41you wanna go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business
00:33:47like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this
00:33:55cole edmunds
00:34:01if i message corcamole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:07what should we wear to prom
00:34:09and the dean's list
00:34:19i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school
00:34:21okay
00:34:21okay yeah
00:34:22i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering
00:34:27from the accident
00:34:30hayley
00:34:40jeez
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:48oh
00:34:53you're scared of me
00:34:54seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:57i do care
00:35:00hell yeah
00:35:00i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:26that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because
00:35:28i
00:35:29pay attention to what you like
00:35:32i noticed it at lunch
00:35:34the first day
00:35:36you were watching me
00:35:38just
00:35:38just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54move
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:58again
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04obviously i do
00:36:05okay
00:36:05then break them up
00:36:07idiot
00:36:07uh what do i do
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:17hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom
00:36:21all right i promise
00:36:22yeah
00:36:22really like who
00:36:23i mean the whole school hates me
00:36:25except for jake
00:36:27and you
00:36:28but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey
00:36:32oh hey jake
00:36:34hey how um
00:36:36i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38the other night
00:36:40the other night
00:36:41yeah it was
00:36:44so
00:36:45sexy
00:36:47you're so sexy
00:36:48jake what are you talking about
00:36:52hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:04oh shit look
00:37:06oh shit
00:37:18oh my god
00:37:23stop guys stop it
00:37:25stop
00:37:25stop
00:37:26what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit
00:37:32it's principal stevens
00:37:33i've got to save cole
00:37:34i mean jake
00:37:35i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god
00:37:43principal stevens
00:37:44i'm so sorry
00:37:45hayley rock
00:37:47that's detention
00:37:48after school
00:37:50don't be late
00:38:06calm
00:38:07what are you doing here
00:38:09can we keep you company
00:38:11that's the least i could do
00:38:12if you
00:38:13saved my house today
00:38:15the locker thing
00:38:16that was an accident
00:38:18oh sure
00:38:21so uh
00:38:22you and
00:38:23you and jake huh
00:38:25no
00:38:27he lied about that
00:38:28i don't know why though
00:38:30good
00:38:33father that asshole
00:38:34every time he looks at you
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him touching you
00:38:38kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:48okay fine
00:38:49i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:13oh my god
00:39:29sorry
00:39:30i tripped
00:39:31no no no no no no no no no
00:39:33jake
00:39:33what
00:39:34it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:40they're dead
00:39:41they're both dead
00:39:42oh
00:39:44how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh
00:39:50what are you
00:39:51are you almost crying
00:39:53it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen
00:39:57what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen
00:40:11is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds
00:40:15oh please it's baking soda and water
00:40:17you're fine
00:40:17detention
00:40:18today after school
00:40:21shit
00:40:33jake hey
00:40:34oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:43the rice trick
00:40:46yeah
00:40:48you don't know about the
00:40:51come on
00:41:04hey um ella
00:41:07it's emma
00:41:08yeah that's what i said
00:41:10can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:23we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:25and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26no it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:29it means
00:41:29it means i can't
00:41:32can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online
00:41:38he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure
00:41:45you're really important to him
00:41:55you know cool
00:41:56if you look past
00:41:58all that hair gel
00:41:59and
00:42:00big ol ego
00:42:01and rich kid for bravo
00:42:03okay okay
00:42:04i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17thank you
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:21you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you're doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:50morning valley whore
00:42:52how are things in the castle
00:42:59valley whore
00:43:00what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17when can we be together in person
00:43:20guacamole wizard
00:43:21i want you so badly
00:43:22i dream about you touching me
00:43:23oh my god
00:43:25someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah hey valley whore
00:43:32show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:53here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me
00:44:04it was that kid ella
00:44:05but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel
00:44:09sex over a video game
00:44:11hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:13no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone
00:44:15i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind
00:44:21would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jane
00:44:58hey
00:45:01now's the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie
00:45:19i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole
00:45:25why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake
00:45:29is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:36it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:45oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:49oh
00:45:50oh
00:45:51all right
00:45:51all right
00:45:51all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him
00:45:58okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus
00:46:14how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:24and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29not over my dead body
00:46:31oh
00:46:31because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:55message him
00:46:56just do it
00:46:57just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got this haley
00:47:45just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you
00:47:56thank you mom
00:48:15hey hailey
00:48:15i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hi
00:48:19hey max
00:48:20your house is gorgeous
00:48:22i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:43what are you doing here
00:48:44valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:50hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:56jen
00:48:57why are you doing this
00:48:58what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me
00:49:00oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that
00:49:11hayley
00:49:12she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:20pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get perfect tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:28okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43paul
00:49:55you
00:49:55yeah
00:49:55you
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:28Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:30Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38Hm.
00:50:38So you too.
00:50:40This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God.
00:50:44I am such an idiot.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:52Look.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously.
00:51:05The wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:15What are you...
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not gonna ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Haley.
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13Haley, come on. You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:28I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley!
00:52:40Fuck this!
00:52:42That's me.
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week!
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this Cole patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, not that's real love!
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son!
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley. I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:12I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:39Wanna go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmond.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:16Cole?
00:54:17My son, Cole?
00:54:19Reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmonds, today could be that day.
00:54:24And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:28important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:08Stick me in your car.
00:55:15Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:44I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened off all your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:14I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though.
00:56:48Because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I...
00:56:55I mean, I...
00:56:57I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, yo.
00:57:17One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:20You ever know?
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:27Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:31I'm so beyond you.
00:57:33Just beyond me.
00:57:36I'm so beyond you.
00:57:38I'm so beyond you.
00:57:41I'm so beyond you.
00:57:52What do you think?
00:57:53Ten out of ten.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55Yeah, what do again?
00:57:57I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:03All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll take that as a one.
00:58:11what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no i'm just i'm just lost behind it there's always been lost behind it
00:58:32i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:40okay but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me a prom i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to
00:58:50the gym
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me twice but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmunds and i'm in love with cole edmunds who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought only the best for my princess where did you get that
00:59:17uh i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmunds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:44mr edmunds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47have you cole you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:31my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:4220 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like
01:01:14who else would win right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:26it was fine
01:01:28since what did you get
01:01:32there uh
01:01:34most 10 minutes up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:44ew literally what the fuck
01:01:46i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:02wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real
01:02:22jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:27who did this
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little shit
01:02:37you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:55i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:17hayley catch
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home
01:03:51right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley
01:04:08and you can accept that i'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this
01:04:15that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy prime
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:39well so
01:04:40i love you galakorn
01:04:42i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:46yeah you do
01:04:47oh my god
01:04:49you
01:04:53you
01:04:55you
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