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My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL - Reelshort
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
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01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:07you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:14No!
01:17No!
01:22No!
01:22No!
01:36No!
01:39No!
01:44No!
01:48No!
01:49No!
01:50No!
01:51No!
01:54No!
01:55No!
01:57No!
02:00No!
02:03No!
02:06No!
02:11No!
02:14No!
02:16No!
02:17No!
02:20No!
02:23No!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30No!
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game!
02:32My king!
02:33Even Puss-Eye himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:58Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:19Dammit.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiance.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03News flash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14No.
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't wanna go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:23Let's go.
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water,
07:33or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:26Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:35It's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:45There it is.
09:48There it is.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:35Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:23Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:41It was...
11:46...
11:50...
11:54...
11:58...
11:59...
12:03...
12:04...
12:04...
12:05Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé.
12:08My property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some straight dog!
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
13:04if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
13:11she's safe now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:30gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:00huh
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:20Me? No.
18:33I don't know.
18:37Oatian says,
18:37if you take her distance to the end.
18:37You're a big thief!
18:37I have to be a big thief!
18:38The thing to start, you're a big thief.
18:38You're a big thief.
18:40It's a big thief.
18:41I'm a big thief.
18:42You're a big thief.
18:43I'm a big thief.
18:45You're a big thief.
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydra we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:48you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing
21:14if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:38you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:57in front of poseidon you're ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:08is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood
23:19i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now
23:35tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:17ha ha ha ha a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:54don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now
25:19i'll go with you on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine you die
25:47my poison fog
25:48the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03you're wounded
26:04poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me
26:14feisty one
26:16dylan wants you dead
26:18but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:33let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lilly lilly
26:45run
26:46run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:08you
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend. Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04As long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go! Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:29What?
28:41No!
28:44No!
28:56No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:21I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn, you take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
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