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🔥 Synopsis:
"They kicked her to the curb, not knowing she held the power of life and death."
Disguised as a wandering beggar to hide from her enemies, she is mocked and abused by the elite. But when an invincible hero falls to an incurable curse and the world’s top doctors are helpless, the 'homeless' girl steps up. Watch the ultimate retribution as she drops her disguise, revealing her true identity as the legendary Healer Goddess!
👉 Drama Details:
* Title: She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
* Genre: Medical Fantasy, Hidden Identity, Face Slapping, OP Lead, Romance
* Format: Full Miniseries (Vertical Drama)
* Status: All Episodes Completed
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🔥 Synopsis:
"They kicked her to the curb, not knowing she held the power of life and death."
Disguised as a wandering beggar to hide from her enemies, she is mocked and abused by the elite. But when an invincible hero falls to an incurable curse and the world’s top doctors are helpless, the 'homeless' girl steps up. Watch the ultimate retribution as she drops her disguise, revealing her true identity as the legendary Healer Goddess!
👉 Drama Details:
* Title: She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
* Genre: Medical Fantasy, Hidden Identity, Face Slapping, OP Lead, Romance
* Format: Full Miniseries (Vertical Drama)
* Status: All Episodes Completed
#ShesNotHomelessShesHealerGoddess #ShortDramaFull #MiniSeries #WebDrama #ReelShort #EchoVerse #DramaBox #ShortTV #EnglishSubtitles
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:04Let's go get your head up.
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please. My brother has been a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:21anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elisander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma! I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma? Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time.
00:03:24We're jokes.
00:03:25Oh, no!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on. Come on.
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:38No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's going to save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:25Oh my god, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:03Oh, you're not going to touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew.
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:37I knew she was a perv.
00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:42Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:59I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:02Oh, okay.
00:11:03I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:09And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:16But this is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:28So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:32The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:34Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:39I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:45have studied for years?
00:11:47We are all certified.
00:11:49But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:01And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:07And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:09Because I just discovered it.
00:12:11This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:20But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:25What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:31Precisely.
00:12:32You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:47And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:54wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:57Oh my God.
00:12:59If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:05back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called anencephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:11It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:17Then let's have a bet.
00:13:19If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:35You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:38Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:50It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:54No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:09Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:28I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:31I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her.
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:48Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:59What? Did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:08Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:18Oh, yeah?
00:15:19Hey, you want to see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:21Well, put down the dog!
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:34Oh!
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:54It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:04This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:07Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course.
00:16:11I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:14If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:41This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:47She'll live.
00:16:48But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:50Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:56What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:03Every second counts.
00:17:06Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:12General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:17Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:21Hold on.
00:17:22You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:31All right.
00:17:32But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:55You two are going in there alone.
00:18:37You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:41Exactly!
00:18:42What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:44She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:48That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:50And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:54Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:57Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:00We have to have faith.
00:19:02Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:07On the streets.
00:19:09Are you shitting me?
00:19:11You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:12Are you nuts?
00:19:13You don't know her.
00:19:15You don't know her background.
00:19:16She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:18That is it, General.
00:19:19You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:20You're right.
00:19:21That's it.
00:19:22I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:24James, let's go.
00:19:25Yes, sir.
00:19:29Oh, my God.
00:19:35Oh!
00:19:36I told you all to stay out.
00:19:43This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:45We can't be interrupted.
00:19:47Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:52I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:58I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:05You see that, General?
00:20:06This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:08This is a witchcraft.
00:20:11I know what this is.
00:20:13This is the dark witch.
00:20:15I've heard of her.
00:20:16She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:21and then she eats them alive.
00:20:22I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:25James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:28Yes, sir.
00:20:32You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:43Help me.
00:20:45I just want to...
00:20:50Something's wrong.
00:20:54You were drunk with an athrodisiac.
00:20:57Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:02That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:11Sir?
00:21:12The SWAT team is here.
00:21:14Captain Morales.
00:21:17My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:22I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:25Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:27We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:34Right.
00:21:35Right.
00:21:36Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:40Human.
00:21:44Who the fuck are you?
00:21:45And why the hell are we niggas?
00:21:49Good.
00:21:50You're awake.
00:21:51I'm saving you.
00:21:52Saving me?
00:21:54By bathing with me?
00:21:56Who are you?
00:21:56You're a fucking spy?
00:21:59I swear to God, I'm going to have you arrested for this.
00:22:03You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:08I will never.
00:22:09I will never.
00:22:23Look who's guilty now.
00:22:27Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:31A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:37Science, okay?
00:22:38It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:43You're distracted me with your phone.
00:22:45And I'm a professional.
00:22:47I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:49Captain, do something now.
00:22:51Ready!
00:22:56We're all just there.
00:22:58Aim!
00:23:00Get him, boys.
00:23:02Get him!
00:23:04Fire!
00:23:08Fire!
00:23:09Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:12Fire!
00:23:17Fire!
00:23:18Fire!
00:23:23Those thema-seals.
00:23:25How is this possible?
00:23:27It's not even a scratch.
00:23:29I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:31Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:34No.
00:23:34I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:37She's not the dark witch.
00:23:38Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:42This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:46How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:48That's right.
00:23:49The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:53If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:56Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:57Think about it.
00:23:58We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:00He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:02Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:03You're right.
00:24:04This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:10Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:13No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:16There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:19How could you know for sure?
00:24:20Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:24You're wrong, sir.
00:24:25This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:30It's called borderline revival.
00:24:32She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:37It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:41That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:44I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:50My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:52He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:57Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:58The witch doctor.
00:25:00Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:04My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:07You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:11I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:17from me.
00:25:19This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:22I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:25So we can both survive.
00:25:45It's poison gas.
00:25:48Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:52Poison gas?
00:25:54My son is in there.
00:25:56You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:58No, don't worry, General.
00:25:59Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:03Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:06Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:08And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:10They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:16I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:19But it's now or never.
00:26:33What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:35It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:36Wait a second.
00:26:38You don't think that they're...
00:26:40You!
00:26:41You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:43Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:45If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:48Oh my god.
00:26:49Yeah?
00:26:50She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:52I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:56Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:00This is taking way too long.
00:27:03Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:07These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:11Bazooka.
00:27:11She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:14Crap.
00:27:15Oh my god.
00:27:15Get back, son.
00:27:18Ready.
00:27:19Aim.
00:27:20Oh shit.
00:27:25Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:39The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:42Shoot her dead now.
00:27:43Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:45I said stand down.
00:27:48Don't listen to her.
00:27:49She's a fraud.
00:27:50A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:53I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:56If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:01Wait a second.
00:28:02Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:04He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:05You can see for yourself.
00:28:07Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:10That is it.
00:28:11No more stalling, General.
00:28:13If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:19Don't hurt her.
00:28:25He's a cure.
00:28:31His pulse is regular.
00:28:33In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:38There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:49Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:51Lysander's warm again.
00:28:52He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:54And his heart is strong.
00:28:56Come, feel it.
00:28:59I saved my son.
00:29:02Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:05Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:10I've learned my lesson.
00:29:11I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:16Wait, wait.
00:29:17No, no.
00:29:17There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:22Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:26The goddess healer.
00:29:31Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:34But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:40a day after 20.
00:29:42It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:43What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:46Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:50Take care.
00:29:51No, wait.
00:29:52Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:55He's right.
00:29:56We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:30:01a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:04Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:11I am already engaged.
00:30:17Already engaged?
00:30:18I am.
00:30:19I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:23And he's coming back today.
00:30:25But don't be disappointed.
00:30:27Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:29I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:31Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:34But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:36Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:39Take the gold.
00:30:40No, really.
00:30:42I don't need anything.
00:30:43I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:49Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:51He's back.
00:30:52And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:56I must go.
00:31:04Hobo close.
00:31:05Halo glow.
00:31:06I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:10It was just dumb luck.
00:31:12She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:15She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:17Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:23I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:31I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:37No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:40My syndrome is not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:43I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:48You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:51Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:54Wait, no.
00:31:56We're not for us.
00:31:57No, she's just better than us.
00:32:00Oh, my God.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:07She's no average Jane.
00:32:08No, she isn't.
00:32:09She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:11But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:14why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:18But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:19No normal person could have done that.
00:32:21Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:25I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:26I have to find her.
00:32:27I have to make her my life.
00:32:29She won my heart over, too.
00:32:30But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:34All right, listen.
00:32:36I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:43I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:44So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:51Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:53She waited for you for three years.
00:32:56She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:58And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:00One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:03So get lost.
00:33:05Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:14Grandma.
00:33:15Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:19I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:21I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:25In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:28So sign over the house now.
00:33:35You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:38And I did.
00:33:39For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:42Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:45And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:48Do you have no shame?
00:33:49We were together for three years.
00:33:51And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:53when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:01That's how much you would owe me
00:34:02if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:07I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:09of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:15Oh, yeah?
00:34:17Well, Marissa
00:34:19is so much better than you.
00:34:20Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:24And now, she's the CEO
00:34:26of an entire corporation.
00:34:31And you?
00:34:33You're still nothing.
00:34:35So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:38Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:40Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:43Oops.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:45That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:48the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:55You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:58I certainly did.
00:34:59In fact, Marissa,
00:35:01you and your dimwit brother
00:35:03only have everything you have
00:35:05all thanks to me.
00:35:11Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:13That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:16You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:20My granddaughter supported you
00:35:22and your entire family
00:35:24for three years while you were gone.
00:35:26How dare you insult her?
00:35:29It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:30Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:33Poor Edna.
00:35:34She still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:35out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:37What is he talking about, your sweetheart?
00:35:39Show her, Bob.
00:35:45This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:47your granddaughter is.
00:35:49She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:51She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:54I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:57Even if you got no game,
00:35:59I got street credit I got out of keep.
00:36:01You dig?
00:36:01The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:04And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:08Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:13I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:15I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:18so that I can help them.
00:36:21Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:23would never understand that.
00:36:25What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:26It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:30is actually a downgrade.
00:36:35Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:37Just sign the damn papers
00:36:38and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:52At your wedding, I will.
00:36:54What?
00:36:55If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:36:58before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:37:01why should I do good by you?
00:37:03I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:05as a charity to you.
00:37:08Fucking bitch!
00:37:10You better keep your word.
00:37:11Oh, that's rich.
00:37:13After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:16Do you remember that?
00:37:24Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:27They'll destroy you if you show
00:37:29even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:31Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:34I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:38Trillions?
00:37:41That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:45It's because of the healing hands
00:37:47I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:49the god of healing.
00:37:50I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:54That's how I was able to give Marissa
00:37:56the presidential contract
00:37:57and become the goddess healer.
00:37:59It makes me angrier hearing her name
00:38:02knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:03But please, Trixie dear,
00:38:06I know it was to broken your heart,
00:38:08but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:12it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:15You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:17After we lost mom and dad
00:38:19because we didn't have the money
00:38:20for their medical bills,
00:38:22I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:25to serve those in need.
00:38:27That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:29and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:31You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:33I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:35who will treat you right,
00:38:37who actually deserves you.
00:38:39You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:49You said Trixie's crushing your wedding.
00:38:51She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:53She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:55now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:58When nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:00Snake bites back hard.
00:39:03So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:06You mean...
00:39:09we broadcast...
00:39:10that video of you?
00:39:14Yes.
00:39:15Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:18She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:20and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:22against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:24Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:33There he is.
00:39:36Welcome home, brother.
00:39:38Welcome home, General!
00:39:42Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:45this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:47He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:49You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:50that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:52Well, she's been providing for him
00:39:53and his entire family
00:39:54while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:56So she waited for him for years
00:39:58and then he betrayed her.
00:39:59Fucking coward.
00:40:00According to intel,
00:40:01she's planning to bring it down on them
00:40:02at their wedding.
00:40:03Then we should join her.
00:40:06Men, I'm only alive today
00:40:07because of that virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power
00:40:10that saved my life.
00:40:11So she needs our support.
00:40:13Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:14Yes, sir!
00:40:15We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:18Then let's roll.
00:40:34Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:37Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:39Not only are we getting married,
00:40:40but in just one hour,
00:40:41my company will be receiving
00:40:43the presidential contract
00:40:44allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:51Congratulations on the contract
00:40:52once again, Mrs.
00:40:53Wait, who?
00:40:54Stowe, butch is taking my last name.
00:40:57Oh, and please don't be so uptight,
00:40:58Secretary Cho.
00:41:00You are the secretary
00:41:01of the entire U.S. health department,
00:41:03but this is a partay after all.
00:41:05I see some of the most important people
00:41:07in the nation have also arrived
00:41:09to celebrate you.
00:41:11The U.S. president
00:41:13will also be arriving soon
00:41:15to give you the contract herself.
00:41:17It's an honor.
00:41:18And that's why Sasa is the best wife
00:41:20a man could ever dream of.
00:41:23We will make sure the crowd
00:41:25is entertained tonight.
00:41:26We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:30Not so fast.
00:41:32The party doesn't start
00:41:33until I say it does.
00:41:56You two really are
00:41:57a match made in hell.
00:41:59So I've come to save your guests
00:42:00from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:02I don't recognize it
00:42:03from any of our elite circles.
00:42:05Who is she?
00:42:06Uh, this is our entertainment
00:42:08for tonight, sir.
00:42:09Just watch.
00:42:13Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:14This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:16Are you lost?
00:42:16I bet she's here
00:42:17to bum a meal off us.
00:42:19You know, being this poor.
00:42:22Me, bum a meal.
00:42:24Have you forgotten
00:42:25that it was I
00:42:25who bankrolled you two
00:42:26for the last three years?
00:42:28And what evidence
00:42:28do you have of that?
00:42:30Look at me,
00:42:30then go look at yourself
00:42:31in the mirror.
00:42:32I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:35Even the first woman president
00:42:36will be here any second
00:42:37now to congratulate me.
00:42:39And you're nothing
00:42:39but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:42Sasa, she's like
00:42:43so obsessed with me.
00:42:44She's like...
00:42:46See, everyone?
00:42:48Butch already cut ties
00:42:49with his ex,
00:42:50but she's so shameless
00:42:51and desperate
00:42:52that she'd still show up
00:42:53to my wedding
00:42:54to suck up to me.
00:42:56This is what poor,
00:42:57sad girls do.
00:42:58They beg for scraps
00:43:00from us,
00:43:01the rich and glorious.
00:43:03Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:04You might feel
00:43:05all high and mighty now,
00:43:06but don't bite the hand
00:43:07that feeds you.
00:43:09Especially when I'm the one
00:43:10who's giving you the contract.
00:43:17You giving me the contract?
00:43:19You have no skills,
00:43:21no education,
00:43:22no connection,
00:43:23so how could you possibly
00:43:24have a pool
00:43:25to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:27to give me
00:43:28a billion dollar contract?
00:43:30We both share
00:43:30humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:32And I saw potential in you.
00:43:34Even trusted you
00:43:35as my best friend.
00:43:36But I recognize now
00:43:37that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:40Don't be all sore now
00:43:41just because I stole your man.
00:43:43This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:45They steal our from
00:43:46lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:48Damn right.
00:43:49You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:53Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:55I can say that now
00:43:56that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:58Bravo.
00:43:59Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:01Quick, somebody put that
00:44:02on a memoir.
00:44:02Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:04in front of everyone.
00:44:05She'll make her sup.
00:44:06Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:07She's the gold digging
00:44:08blood sucking leech.
00:44:10I don't even have to
00:44:11lift a finger
00:44:12and you're already
00:44:12embarrassing yourself
00:44:13in front of everyone
00:44:14for me, butch.
00:44:17You may look and sound
00:44:18like a man
00:44:18but you're nothing
00:44:20but a pathetic coward.
00:44:21Okay, enough!
00:44:22You know what I always
00:44:23couldn't stand about you?
00:44:24Your moral posturing.
00:44:26But guess what?
00:44:28Morals are just lies
00:44:29to make you lame girls
00:44:30feel better about yourselves.
00:44:31That's why no man
00:44:32will choose you
00:44:33over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:35Because I've got
00:44:35the material goods.
00:44:37You're just all empty talk.
00:44:39I'm not here
00:44:39to request to be chosen
00:44:41because I'm the one
00:44:42who's doing the choosing.
00:44:45See this?
00:44:57Oh my god.
00:44:59Is that the billion dollar
00:45:00contract for Sasa?
00:45:04The one that's supposed
00:45:05to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:07No, absolutely not.
00:45:08I don't believe it.
00:45:10You all sound so scared already.
00:45:12Don't worry.
00:45:13This isn't that contract.
00:45:15It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:17you try to swindle from me.
00:45:21See, everyone?
00:45:22She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:24But you don't even have
00:45:24the guts to go all the way.
00:45:26Look at her following orders.
00:45:27I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:29and here she is.
00:45:30Like a good little
00:45:32peasant slave.
00:45:33That house is worth
00:45:34all her life savings.
00:45:38You want to, uh,
00:45:40I don't know,
00:45:40beg for a little treat
00:45:41while you're at it?
00:45:52You misunderstand me.
00:45:54I'm here to take back
00:45:55everything I've ever given you.
00:45:57And I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:05Bro,
00:46:06she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:08She thinks that just because
00:46:09she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:10she can pretend to be
00:46:11a deep pocket-investing baddie.
00:46:13You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:14to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:16It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:18Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:21You've gotten delusional
00:46:22and you think you're Cinderella
00:46:23so you can just show up
00:46:24to a fancy party
00:46:25and some Prince Charming
00:46:27will scoop you into money
00:46:28forever?
00:46:28Well, that's not happening.
00:46:30Security!
00:46:31Lock the doors!
00:46:32This woman doesn't leave
00:46:33until we're through with her.
00:46:37This is where your dreams
00:46:39will die, bitch!
00:46:43We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:45She's being cornered
00:46:45by her ex and his mistress
00:46:46at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:48Butch Tanner.
00:46:49Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:49he died in battle
00:46:50after I'm done with him.
00:46:52Let's go.
00:46:57You think a few toy guns
00:46:58scare me, Marissa?
00:46:59I've saved plenty of people
00:47:01from much worse.
00:47:03Including your head of command,
00:47:04Butch.
00:47:06General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:08You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:10He's been in a coma for years
00:47:12after he saved the nation
00:47:13from a terrorist attack.
00:47:14You're an unskilled,
00:47:16unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:18So how could you possibly
00:47:19have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone
00:47:22like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:24No one here
00:47:24is gonna believe you.
00:47:25If you really cured
00:47:26the incurable general,
00:47:28then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:29Virgin Mary.
00:47:31And she's not.
00:47:32You're just asking
00:47:33to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:35Show them, Butch.
00:47:41See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:44Trixie's just a
00:47:45freeloading beggar.
00:47:49She won't leave me
00:47:50and Marissa alone
00:47:51because we're rich
00:47:52as fuck now.
00:47:54I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:55Sasa, she has
00:47:57a billion-dollar
00:47:58biomedical contract
00:47:59with the military.
00:48:01Approved by the first
00:48:03female president
00:48:04of the United States
00:48:05herself, bitch.
00:48:06How despicable.
00:48:07She's just trying
00:48:08to leech off you
00:48:09like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:11Get out of here.
00:48:12No one wants to marry you.
00:48:13No free meals for the poor.
00:48:15Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:17This is high society.
00:48:19So you're either born
00:48:20on a silver spoon
00:48:21or you're as accomplished
00:48:22as me to be here.
00:48:24Maybe if you do
00:48:25some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:27maybe someone will drop
00:48:28a couple bucks
00:48:29in your tin can.
00:48:33I already have everything
00:48:34one can dream of.
00:48:35But I valued
00:48:36our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:38which is why I came here
00:48:38to give you a second chance
00:48:40to see if you'd apologize
00:48:41and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:43But no.
00:48:44You stooped so low,
00:48:46it disgusts me.
00:48:48Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:49than you standing
00:48:50on street corners
00:48:51like a bum.
00:48:52And who knows
00:48:53if you've already started
00:48:54offering sexual services?
00:48:57Well then,
00:48:59why don't you get
00:49:00on your knees
00:49:00for me, Trixie?
00:49:01My brother
00:49:02will never take you back.
00:49:04No man will marry
00:49:05an embarrassment
00:49:06like you.
00:49:07But make me happy?
00:49:09And I might consider
00:49:10making you
00:49:10my personal prostitute.
00:49:23How dare you
00:49:24hit my brother?
00:49:25I'm never letting
00:49:26you leave here alive.
00:49:28Boss, I'll do something.
00:49:30Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:32After I'm done
00:49:32with you, Trixie,
00:49:33not even the goddess
00:49:34of healing
00:49:35will be able to save you.
00:49:38Oh, is that so?
00:49:40Security!
00:49:42Get down on your knees
00:49:44and give Bob
00:49:45one hell of a blowjob
00:49:46in front of everybody here
00:49:48or I'll pop
00:49:49so many holes in you
00:49:50the men here
00:49:51won't know
00:49:51which one to fuck.
00:49:52I don't need to be
00:49:53the goddess of anything
00:49:54to punish you.
00:49:55Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:56I've saved before
00:49:57could crush you
00:49:58before you even touch me.
00:50:00Dream on!
00:50:02You wish General Lysander
00:50:03scooped you off your feet
00:50:05but you weren't good enough
00:50:06for me.
00:50:06You're definitely
00:50:07not good enough for him.
00:50:08Enough!
00:50:10You're souring my party
00:50:11so you either get
00:50:12the fuck out
00:50:13or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:16On the count of three!
00:50:18I think I quite like it here.
00:50:19Two!
00:50:30Mmm.
00:50:32This wine is so delicious.
00:50:34One!
00:50:35Shoot!
00:50:38Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:40on my future wife.
00:50:48It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:50:59Who the hell is this?
00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:05Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No.
00:51:08I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um...
00:51:10When did I become
00:51:11your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me,
00:51:15Trixie.
00:51:16Remember?
00:51:17I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never going to hurt you
00:51:19ever again.
00:51:20Really?
00:51:21It was nothing.
00:51:23I saved you because
00:51:24you're a good man.
00:51:25Not because I want you
00:51:26to owe me any favors.
00:51:28Ahem.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one
00:51:35who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys
00:51:37all lovey-dove.
00:51:38Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:40She waited for you
00:51:41for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind of woman
00:51:43of virtue that a man
00:51:43would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there
00:51:51giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man
00:51:53who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:55would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy
00:51:57Bob was willing
00:51:58to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major
00:52:07and a look man.
00:52:09I know Trixie is like a
00:52:11I don't know
00:52:11like a seven
00:52:12now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:14but don't waste your manhood
00:52:15on a whiny
00:52:16worthless woman
00:52:17like that.
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:23A real man
00:52:24never talks about a woman
00:52:26no way.
00:52:28You're a coward.
00:52:29Ah!
00:52:38We don't need to fight fire
00:52:39with fire
00:52:40to deal with the likes
00:52:41of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious
00:52:43Trixie.
00:52:44You know that?
00:52:47You're only getting off
00:52:48with it because
00:52:48she's so kind
00:52:49so you're gonna do me
00:52:50the favor of never
00:52:50coming near her again.
00:52:52You understand?
00:52:52You wanna fuck with me
00:52:53you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major.
00:52:56You're probably lowest rank
00:52:57of the military grunts.
00:52:59I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really not know
00:53:02who this is, Butch?
00:53:03I thought you were
00:53:04in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you been
00:53:05doing this whole time
00:53:06if you don't know
00:53:07who this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all part
00:53:16of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell your house
00:53:20to hire this actor
00:53:21so you can feel better
00:53:22about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth
00:53:24is tied to the man
00:53:25she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless
00:53:27because that guy
00:53:28looks like a cowboy.
00:53:32A bum girl
00:53:33and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like they
00:53:37don't know who you are
00:53:37since you've been
00:53:38out of action
00:53:38for so long.
00:53:40Maybe we should try
00:53:41to play some house
00:53:41some more.
00:53:42Don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen.
00:53:55I know that you didn't
00:53:56ask for anything
00:53:57after you saved my life.
00:53:59but I know that
00:54:00we shared a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind of man
00:54:05to get close to a woman
00:54:06and then just disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:13Listen, Trixie.
00:54:14I have never met a woman
00:54:18like you.
00:54:20So incredible
00:54:21and kind
00:54:22and beautiful.
00:54:22So I know
00:54:24that you're the one
00:54:25for me.
00:54:27This guy's either nuts
00:54:29or a really
00:54:30really good actor.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie,
00:54:42I know that you just
00:54:43lost your home
00:54:44so I'm gifting you
00:54:45with your own
00:54:46new mansion.
00:54:47Worth $500 million
00:54:49previously owned
00:54:50by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second guess.
00:54:56This contains
00:54:58all the rights
00:54:58to my entire fortune
00:55:00which is now yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune
00:55:03from a cowboy actor?
00:55:05Must be that easy.
00:55:06They already spent
00:55:07their entire life savings
00:55:08on this clown show.
00:55:09They've got nothing left.
00:55:10Why, Sander,
00:55:12I really don't care
00:55:13for any of us.
00:55:13No, look,
00:55:14I know.
00:55:15I know that you are
00:55:16the farthest thing
00:55:17from a material woman.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19Which is exactly why
00:55:20my third gift
00:55:22is, um,
00:55:25well...
00:55:40Cleo!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie,
00:55:50I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you,
00:55:52it's so much more.
00:55:53Trixie Amore.
00:55:58Will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't say
00:56:03no to this doggo.
00:56:07Yes,
00:56:08I will marry you.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:28Woo!
00:56:28Ha-ha!
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:31The only power couple
00:56:32here is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone
00:56:36how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:39No man in their right mind
00:56:41would marry that embarrassing
00:56:43sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45I don't care if she's
00:56:46homeless or not,
00:56:47but I'm making this woman
00:56:48my wife,
00:56:49which means that she
00:56:50will be treated as
00:56:51and cherished as
00:56:52the most precious woman
00:56:53on Earth.
00:56:54Understand?
00:56:59You still don't realize
00:57:00that my brother
00:57:01is the most powerful
00:57:02man on Earth.
00:57:03This is General
00:57:04Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:13As if,
00:57:15like the almighty
00:57:16General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:17would propose
00:57:18to a homeless prostitute
00:57:20like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes,
00:57:21the Armstrong family
00:57:22basically controlled
00:57:22the global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong
00:57:25would sooner marry
00:57:26the Princess of England
00:57:27than someone
00:57:27from the lowest rank
00:57:28of society.
00:57:30I bet my life
00:57:31you're all just
00:57:32actors.
00:57:33Then you better
00:57:33enjoy your last breath.
00:57:35Come on, Lysander.
00:57:36What are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them
00:57:37what we can do
00:57:37and get revenge
00:57:38for Trixie.
00:57:38What can a bunch
00:57:39of piss poor people
00:57:40do to us,
00:57:41the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with
00:57:43your poor people bad luck.
00:57:44She wishes
00:57:45she could blame
00:57:46her low status
00:57:47on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is,
00:57:48she's just a useless,
00:57:50lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:52She's utterly
00:57:53unmarriable.
00:57:57I can dispose of them
00:57:58in other means
00:57:59if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them
00:58:02myself,
00:58:02but I'll let you
00:58:05do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:07Go ahead,
00:58:08Lysander.
00:58:15Yes, hello,
00:58:16this is Lysander.
00:58:16Please bankrupt
00:58:18Marissa Wickham
00:58:19for me.
00:58:20Oh my gosh,
00:58:21I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone these days
00:58:24could call anyone
00:58:25and pretend
00:58:25to be on the phone.
00:58:32Uh, hello?
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:37What?
00:58:42I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:53Are you sure
00:58:54that was the call,
00:58:55Sasa?
00:58:56That was a real call?
00:58:57People don't just
00:58:58suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:58like that.
00:58:59My company's dead!
00:59:00It's evaporated!
00:59:02It's a thin air!
00:59:06Then that's impossible!
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What did you do?
00:59:11Secretary Cho,
00:59:12you said you're
00:59:13the Secretary of Health,
00:59:14right?
00:59:14And you yourself
00:59:15said that the Armstrong
00:59:16family owns
00:59:16the entire global stock market.
00:59:18Could that be
00:59:19how they bankrupted
00:59:20Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that means...
00:59:25You're really
00:59:26Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:27the richest
00:59:28and most powerful
00:59:29man in the country.
00:59:31Trixie's married
00:59:32the famed war hero,
00:59:35the man every girl
00:59:35wants and every man
00:59:36wants to be.
00:59:39Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad
00:59:41will always end up
00:59:42losing everything.
00:59:44There's got to be
00:59:45some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just
00:59:47bums trying to extort
00:59:48money from us.
00:59:49Sasa.
00:59:50Sasa.
00:59:51Sasa.
00:59:51Sasa.
00:59:52Sasa.
00:59:58I know
00:59:58why you're
00:59:59all over Trixie.
01:00:00Because you've
01:00:01been in the military
01:00:01for so long,
01:00:02you don't know
01:00:02what a real woman
01:00:03can do for you.
01:00:05Let me take you
01:00:06to my wedding chamber
01:00:07and I'll show you
01:00:07a good time.
01:00:11Do you have
01:00:11your hands for me
01:00:12or I'll have them
01:00:13removed for you?
01:00:18I would never
01:00:19be interested
01:00:20in a woman
01:00:20who's as vile
01:00:21and cruel
01:00:22and wicked
01:00:23as you are.
01:00:24Guess the cheater
01:00:25gets cheated on
01:00:26eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was just
01:00:30trying to save
01:00:30the company.
01:00:32I don't blame her
01:00:33at all.
01:00:33Your double standards
01:00:34are incredible.
01:00:35Okay, you don't
01:00:36want me?
01:00:37Fine.
01:00:38But there's plenty
01:00:39of other efficiency.
01:00:40I can give you
01:00:40a room full of
01:00:41pageant winners.
01:00:4218 years old.
01:00:44Rush for the taking.
01:00:52I did that
01:00:53so you wouldn't
01:00:53have to,
01:00:54Miss Trixine.
01:00:55Thank you, Devin.
01:00:57Marissa,
01:00:58not only have you
01:00:59backstabbed me,
01:01:00your best friend,
01:01:02by stealing
01:01:03my fiancé,
01:01:04but now you'd
01:01:05sell out other
01:01:05innocent girls
01:01:06just to get
01:01:06your company back?
01:01:08You're an insult
01:01:08to all good women
01:01:09out there.
01:01:10No, to all of humanity.
01:01:11So now,
01:01:12everything that
01:01:13I've ever given
01:01:14you to,
01:01:14I'm taking it
01:01:16all back.
01:01:18Wait,
01:01:19everyone,
01:01:20stop.
01:01:23They're impostors.
01:01:28I just got off
01:01:29the phone with
01:01:30the president
01:01:30and she said
01:01:31your contract
01:01:31is not getting
01:01:32canceled because
01:01:33it was assigned
01:01:34by the goddess
01:01:34healer herself.
01:01:35So we won't
01:01:37go bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess
01:01:38healer?
01:01:39You mean the
01:01:40eccentric and
01:01:40highly elusive
01:01:41sage in the
01:01:41field of medicine
01:01:42approved of
01:01:43my biomedical
01:01:44products?
01:01:45Yes,
01:01:46that's the
01:01:46highest honor
01:01:47anyone can have
01:01:48in the field
01:01:48of health
01:01:49and medicine.
01:01:49The goddess
01:01:50healer's motto
01:01:51is the right
01:01:52rewrites the wrong,
01:01:54the left
01:01:54leave the wrong
01:01:55bereft.
01:01:56That means
01:01:57she's rewarding
01:01:58me.
01:01:58The president
01:01:59would never
01:02:00let your company
01:02:01go bankrupt.
01:02:02In fact,
01:02:02she's on her
01:02:03way now.
01:02:05So you're
01:02:06telling me
01:02:07this dashingly
01:02:08handsome motherfucker
01:02:09over here
01:02:10isn't Lysander
01:02:11Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the fuck
01:02:12cares who he is?
01:02:13If the president
01:02:14and the goddess
01:02:15healer approves
01:02:16of my products,
01:02:17who cares about
01:02:18this washed up
01:02:18war hero?
01:02:19We can break
01:02:20his legs,
01:02:20break his arms,
01:02:21no one would
01:02:21even bat an eye.
01:02:22She even gave
01:02:23us explicit
01:02:24permission to
01:02:24call upon
01:02:25secret services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:29You're under
01:02:30arrest for
01:02:30fraudulent claims
01:02:31and identity
01:02:33theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I still
01:02:40get the last
01:02:41laugh,
01:02:41Trixie.
01:02:42No,
01:02:42don't arrest
01:02:42her!
01:02:44Trixie is a
01:02:45good person.
01:02:46Please,
01:02:46officer,
01:02:47don't arrest
01:02:47her!
01:02:48Grandma,
01:02:49Mr. Rogers,
01:02:50Mrs. Williams,
01:02:51what are you
01:02:51all doing here?
01:02:52The neighbors
01:02:53heard about
01:02:53the breakup
01:02:53between you
01:02:54and Butch.
01:02:55We were worried,
01:02:56so we came
01:02:57here to back
01:02:57you up.
01:02:58Listen,
01:02:59officer,
01:02:59I can attest
01:03:00that Trixie Amoria
01:03:01is a good
01:03:02neighbor.
01:03:03She's very
01:03:03kind-hearted
01:03:04and would
01:03:04never break
01:03:05the law.
01:03:06Yes,
01:03:06and one time
01:03:07when my daughter
01:03:08needed university
01:03:09tuition,
01:03:09Trixie gave her
01:03:10everything she
01:03:11had just to
01:03:12help her out.
01:03:13She also paid
01:03:14for my recent
01:03:14heart surgery
01:03:15as well.
01:03:16My fiance
01:03:17really is
01:03:18an incredible
01:03:18woman.
01:03:19She's an
01:03:20angel
01:03:20descended from
01:03:21heaven.
01:03:26You must be
01:03:27the criminal
01:03:28pretending to be
01:03:28General Lysander
01:03:29Armstrong.
01:03:30My brother
01:03:31is not a
01:03:32criminal.
01:03:32He's a war
01:03:33hero who
01:03:34single-handedly
01:03:34saved this
01:03:35country from
01:03:35a terrorist
01:03:35attack.
01:03:36Without him,
01:03:37this whole
01:03:37country would
01:03:38have been
01:03:38bombed to
01:03:39ash.
01:03:39And that's
01:03:40why it's
01:03:40twice the
01:03:41crime is
01:03:42stealing his
01:03:42identity.
01:03:43General Lysander
01:03:44Armstrong only
01:03:45fell into a
01:03:45coma because
01:03:46of the fight
01:03:46with the
01:03:46terrorist.
01:03:47And we've
01:03:47received no
01:03:48word that he's
01:03:48woken up yet,
01:03:49so this must
01:03:50be an
01:03:50imposter.
01:03:52I can tell
01:03:53that this whole
01:03:53dilemma with my
01:03:54identity is
01:03:55causing you a
01:03:55lot of
01:03:55trouble.
01:03:56I promise that
01:03:57I'll get it
01:03:57resolved and
01:03:58we can focus
01:03:58on taking
01:03:59down your
01:03:59scumbag
01:04:00ex.
01:04:02If you want
01:04:03to arrest
01:04:03me, fine.
01:04:05But don't
01:04:05fuck with my
01:04:06fiance.
01:04:07You don't
01:04:07get to decide,
01:04:08punk.
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:32get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:05:01me, McKenna,
01:05:02What's
01:05:02happening?
01:05:03What's
01:05:03your
01:05:03force?
01:05:04Sometimes
01:05:04I need to
01:05:25Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:40Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:48He's so manly.
01:05:50Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:57Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See, Trixie?
01:06:20You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:25We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:46Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:16I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:28Dammit!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:33That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're cornered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Right.
01:07:55Ray rides the world.
01:08:06Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now.
01:08:18Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:53Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Bullshit!
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:04Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap?
01:09:32That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:35She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will.
01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:54I'm fine.
01:09:55Nothing happened.
01:09:57You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please.
01:09:59I really wanna die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:05Whoops!
01:10:06Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:09And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happening.
01:10:22No!
01:10:23No!
01:10:23No!
01:10:24Hey!
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything.
01:10:29Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:34If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:39Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please.
01:11:04You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would wanna marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:43But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:50Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:56You've got nothing on me.
01:12:00Yes.
01:12:01Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess!
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:12Yes.
01:12:13We'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention.
01:12:56So she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No.
01:12:59My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:04Only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:16First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:21And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer
01:13:24who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:30I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:33You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:35while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:41but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary.
01:13:51It's like real magic.
01:13:52Trixie, you're an angel.
01:13:55But the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:01won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look.
01:14:09I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:15No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:44Tear her apart!
01:14:46Tear her apart!
01:14:46Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:52You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:54Wait, what?
01:14:57He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:59No, no.
01:15:00We've been through this already once okay?
01:15:03Right!
01:15:03Secretary Cho.
01:15:03This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:10But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:29And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:32He is the general.
01:15:35Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:39Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the president.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:55Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:58Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors.
01:16:02And titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:22You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:26Not just your brother.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29It's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:07Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:11There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:31Oh!
01:17:41Wait, that's the President.
01:17:55No!
01:17:56Hey, idiots!
01:18:00Oh, my gosh!
01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:07That was...
01:18:08They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime.
01:18:19These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:24I have the presidential contract.
01:18:26With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:33What are you doing?
01:18:34Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:37That is easy.
01:18:38There's no need.
01:18:40I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:59What's happening?
01:19:00Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:02It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:06She...
01:19:06She is...
01:19:08She is a criminal.
01:19:10Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:11We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:15Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:18What are you talking about?
01:19:20The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:32This contract?
01:19:34Yeah!
01:19:35Yes!
01:19:36Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:54My contract, you bitch!
01:19:57And that's not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:16Don't you realize?
01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:24Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do?
01:20:35The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:48So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:22I don't understand.
01:21:23I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:29And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only.
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:45Her.
01:22:01Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:09Uh, we, uh...
01:22:14You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the
01:22:29man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means...
01:22:33The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancée and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially
01:22:47getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please, I swear.
01:22:50I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:59She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:17I love you.
01:23:20I love you.
01:23:28All her gold, all her glory, all that could have been mine.
01:23:33This is all your fault.
01:23:34This is all...
01:23:35You seduce me!
01:23:37Don't stop me!
01:23:38You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:42Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:46I want to be rich again!
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:53But it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:00You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:06arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:11I never loved you.
01:24:12It's your fault!
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15I don't care.
01:24:16You were rich!
01:24:17I'll see myself now!
01:24:19Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands,
01:24:35I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:47Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:49Right now?
01:24:50Yes.
01:24:51Well.
01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
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