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00:00So how are you meeting people?
00:01Not actors, that's for sure.
00:02No thanks, stay away from me.
00:04Has your cat ever known someone's not right before you?
00:07No, because my cat is kind of like a pervert.
00:09Totally.
00:10Have you ever had the guts to make out with a coworker?
00:13Maybe like me and Hunter have like kissed
00:14on like New Year's or something.
00:16My name is Willa Bennett and this is Blind Date.
00:20I have been busy dating.
00:23Let's get this show on the road.
00:24Here I go.
00:30Hello.
00:33An entrance?
00:34Yes.
00:35Welcome to Blind Date.
00:37Thank you for having me.
00:38Well, hopefully I'm happy to have you, we'll see.
00:41We'll see.
00:42Where are you from?
00:43I live in LA, but I'm from New York.
00:47Are you an Instagram baddie?
00:48Oh, someone could say that, someone could say that.
00:52Hmm, Instagram baddie material.
00:54Thank you so much.
00:56Hmm, are you a model?
00:58No, I'm a model.
00:59Not anymore.
00:59Oh, not anymore.
01:00Hmm.
01:01What was your most recent modeling job?
01:03Oh, I don't know if I can say that one.
01:07All right, NDA.
01:08Not even, I just, I rocked a runway.
01:12Hmm.
01:14That gives a lot away.
01:15Hmm.
01:16What was your first modeling campaign?
01:19My first modeling campaign was American Apparel.
01:24Oh, and are you also an actor?
01:25Yes.
01:26Yes.
01:26Are you Barbie Ferrer?
01:28Yes, I am.
01:29Damn it!
01:30I never get it so quickly.
01:35Oh my God.
01:36Well, hello.
01:37How you doing baddie?
01:38I was like, I'll take that.
01:39I'll take the Instagram baddie.
01:41No, thank you.
01:43That was so quick.
01:44Oh my God.
01:45Just because we have such perfect chemistry.
01:47That must be it.
01:48Do you identify as an Instagram baddie?
01:50No, but yes.
01:52I like understand that I post selfies, been doing it.
01:57So I understand that.
01:58Sure.
01:59I am an Instagram baddie, but there's more to me.
02:00What does being a baddie mean to you?
02:02I think a baddie to me is someone who is like very forthcoming with their beauty and
02:09style and is someone that like will just flick up.
02:11They'll take the pic.
02:12You know, people like it.
02:14Their energy is magnetic.
02:15I just saw a photo of you and you're walking out the Bowery Hotel and you had your phone
02:19in a vape.
02:19And I was like, I can't be.
02:20And then the Red Bull.
02:22It was all in one hand.
02:24That was me.
02:24That's who I am.
02:25All right.
02:26So we're going to answer questions from Cosmo readers.
02:29Okay.
02:29What do Brazilians get right about love and sex?
02:32Do it often and to be open to it at all times.
02:36I think my lover girl-ness comes from being Brazilian.
02:40I'm a very passionate person.
02:42Lover girl-ness.
02:43Tell me more about that.
02:44You know, I have a big heart and I keep trying.
02:46You have a big heart.
02:47I keep trying.
02:49Are you in love right now?
02:50Yeah.
02:51Drop the details.
02:52Well, there's no details now.
02:54Let's not get the evil eye over here.
02:56You know what I mean?
02:57The evil eye, very important.
02:58No, I am in love, but it wasn't like that all the time.
03:02Okay.
03:02I tried really hard, kissed a few frogs.
03:06Totally.
03:07How did dating change for you in your Euphoria era?
03:10Oh God, I was in a long-term relationship during Euphoria.
03:13Oh really?
03:13So honestly, it was like right before I got into like a really long-term relationship.
03:17And so everything, it was like for three years, and by a really long time I mean three years,
03:20because that's just how long that happened.
03:24Why'd you break up?
03:24We broke up because we were together for a while.
03:27It was just like giving like, it's giving like, we were arguing too much.
03:32Totally.
03:32We were like living together.
03:34It just wasn't fun.
03:35In LA?
03:35Yeah, but they were from Portland.
03:37Well, they were living in Portland.
03:38So I got them to come.
03:41Nice.
03:42Taurus?
03:42Taurus.
03:43Two months in, moved to LA.
03:45Classic.
03:47You have described booking Euphoria as both a dream and a risk.
03:50What was something unexpected that came out of that experience?
03:53What a great question from the Cosmo readers.
03:55That it worked.
03:55I don't believe anything until it's done, until it's out.
03:58And the fact that the Euphoria hit was like so cool.
04:00Like I knew it was a special show, but I didn't think that people would maybe understand it,
04:04or they think it's too dark, or they wouldn't understand like the sexuality and the abuse
04:09and all that, but people liked it.
04:11At what moment did you realize it was hitting?
04:13Week four, like the viewership, because it was coming out every week, really went up.
04:18So then I remember like going around and being like, oh, people are looking at me.
04:21I had the haircut and everything too, and the glasses, because those are my real glasses.
04:24So I was like, I gotta switch that up.
04:26Wow.
04:26I was like in character in LA, being like, why do they know who I am?
04:29What was something that you feel like the public really understood about your character?
04:34People don't understand Kat at all, I feel like.
04:36Really?
04:36I mean, the ones who know, no, but the ones who don't, they're like, I don't get it.
04:39I'm very online and I didn't really see people not understanding Kat.
04:42I felt like people felt sad for Kat.
04:44I feel like being sad for Kat is like the normal response.
04:47And then being like, I don't get it.
04:48She's so annoying is like, obviously like another part of that.
04:51And I think because she was such a different character than everyone else
04:54and like more unlikable and less fashion-y and having this like makeover,
04:59I feel like people really got to go on the journey with her.
05:01But I think some of it kind of got lost in the storylines.
05:04What was the moment where you were like, this character has to end?
05:08The scene with Ethan at Formosa.
05:13I have a brain disorder.
05:19What?
05:20You're like, this is the end of this character.
05:22I thought that.
05:23I'm sure everyone else felt that way too.
05:24Interesting.
05:25What's the best dating advice you've ever received from a co-star in Euphoria?
05:29Never date a co-star.
05:30Really?
05:31Yeah.
05:31Did you date anyone in Euphoria?
05:33No.
05:34Come on.
05:34Y'all would know.
05:35First of all.
05:36I don't know.
05:37Sometimes we're wrong.
05:38You think?
05:38No, I never dated anyone I've worked with.
05:40Period.
05:41Period.
05:42So how are you meeting people?
05:43Not actors.
05:43That's for sure.
05:44No thanks.
05:45Stay away from me.
05:47One enough.
05:48Oh.
05:48Who?
05:49Yeah.
05:49I find people up through friends and stuff.
05:51I know.
05:52Old school.
05:53What are some non-negotiables about dating you learned from your mother and grandmother?
05:57Oh my gosh.
05:58So many.
05:59Because my mom also kissed a lot of frogs.
06:01Really?
06:01And in front of me.
06:03And...
06:04So I'm getting divorce energy from your parents.
06:07Yeah?
06:07My mom and my dad were never married.
06:09Even better.
06:10They were roommates.
06:11They were roommates.
06:12Love.
06:13Love.
06:13So my mom was 21.
06:14She's always been the breadwinner and the boss of the house.
06:18And I don't even know what it's like to be like a submissive person that's not the breadwinner
06:22of the house.
06:23What about your grandmother?
06:24She's definitely a top.
06:25She's only ever had like...
06:27She's had...
06:27She like married my...
06:30I'm weird.
06:31I love it.
06:32Now my grandma like...
06:33Her sexuality like we don't really know because she only ever like had one boyfriend.
06:36Angelo.
06:37Rest in peace.
06:37They didn't speak the same language at all.
06:39He spoke Italian.
06:39She spoke Portuguese.
06:40They figured it out for years.
06:41I don't think I learned anything about dating from her.
06:44Was there anyone your mom ever brought home where you were like, that's the one?
06:48Yeah, Kenny.
06:49I love Kenny.
06:50Where's Kenny right now?
06:51Should we call him?
06:51I don't know.
06:51He owns like a cool...
06:53He owns a bar in Queens, I think.
06:55Let's go.
06:55Cool Lebanese guy.
06:57Love you, Kenny.
06:57You were the best.
06:58You took me to Coney Island and stuff.
07:01We love you.
07:02Do you think Kenny watches your movies?
07:05No.
07:06For sure.
07:06Oh.
07:06No.
07:08Oh, look at this question.
07:09You modeled for American Apparel in high school.
07:11I sure did.
07:12Did you feel pressure to live up to the sexy persona of those ads?
07:15No.
07:17I didn't feel the pressure of that at all.
07:19I actually just kind of was like, I didn't know what I was doing, so I was just like...
07:22Also, a lot of them were really PG because I was 16.
07:24Mm-hmm.
07:25So, they were like very like, particularly like, don't wear a bikini.
07:29You can't wear like a bathing suit unless you have a short on.
07:31Like, I was just being like cheeky and cute.
07:32Do you still own anything from American Apparel at that time?
07:36Yes.
07:36Because...
07:37Which ones?
07:37Myelin kicks.
07:38We had a bunch of American Apparel, so I kept all of this.
07:40I have the shorts, the disco pants, the disco shorts.
07:42I have some hoodies.
07:43I have some of the dresses.
07:44Like, I used to work there, so I don't know what their names.
07:47I'm thinking about the riding pant.
07:48Where is it?
07:49I can't find it.
07:50But yeah.
07:51So good.
07:51High-wasted.
07:52Highest waist you can get.
07:53I bring that back.
07:55They're back.
07:56They used to be back.
07:57That's the thing about being back.
07:58It's a used to be back.
07:59Yeah, yeah, true.
08:00I used to wear that only.
08:02Nice.
08:03Faces of Death is about figuring out if something is real or not.
08:07Mm.
08:07How do you know if a relationship is real?
08:08I would say it's real when they give my cat medication,
08:12because he takes the medication twice a day,
08:14and if the person knows about my cat and his medications,
08:16that person is married to me.
08:19Has your cat ever known someone's not right before you?
08:22No, because my cat is kind of like a pervert, and...
08:26And he kind of likes the skeez balls a little bit.
08:30Like, he's like a Sphinx cat.
08:32He likes to put his butthole on everyone's face.
08:35He really doesn't care.
08:36So I actually think that if Morty likes you more,
08:39you might be perverted.
08:41So you're having sex.
08:42Cat in the room or out?
08:43Out the room, bitch.
08:45Oh, we've learned that lesson.
08:47Okay.
08:47I mean, even recently, I was like,
08:49Morty, you're not allowed anywhere.
08:51What is Morty doing?
08:52He has like a cone of shame too,
08:54and he was like on top of me.
08:55And I was like...
08:57He's like his little cone when he just got stitches.
08:58I was like, oh my God, sorry.
09:01He loves it.
09:02Okay, face of the death.
09:03Yes.
09:04Someone I went on a date with, Josie Tota.
09:06Oh my God.
09:07Did you guys make out?
09:08We didn't make out.
09:09What the heck was that?
09:10I don't know.
09:11It wasn't written into it.
09:12We should have just done it for fun.
09:13In front of camera.
09:15What's something about your character that you relate to?
09:17Probably her need to be kind of like a hero.
09:22Like, you know, she's like, I know what's right.
09:23It's because I'm a Sag.
09:24It's like we have like a sense of justice, I think, built into us.
09:28And it's lame.
09:28Don't do it.
09:29Would you date another Sag?
09:30I've never dated another Sag.
09:32Ever.
09:33Hmm.
09:33I feel like I'd be too crazy.
09:34Like there would be like, it would be too insane.
09:38I don't know.
09:38Maybe.
09:38What could this possibly mean?
09:40Just like two ambiguous figures in the half horse, half human, just galloping away from each other.
09:49Hmm.
09:49What's your favorite sign to date?
09:51I date a lot of tourists.
09:52It's like constantly a thing.
09:55Hmm.
09:56So what was your last first great date?
09:58My last first great date was recently.
10:00And it was just a classic little dinner.
10:02Where?
10:03Pache.
10:04Love pache.
10:05Love pache.
10:05Great dinner.
10:06The little date spot.
10:07The only time I've ever been there, I've run into Kristen Stewart and it's been twice.
10:10Every time?
10:11Oh, so she goes there.
10:12So I'm like, hmm, something's meant to be is happening.
10:14The universe is telling you something.
10:16Totally.
10:17What kind of Tumblr girl were you?
10:19I was a pale grunge blog kind of girl.
10:21I made GIFs of me like in a fish tank from the photo booth, like filter, you know?
10:27And I'm like, with like a Mac, like lipstick on rebel usually, which is purple and dark.
10:32I was constantly just like posting selfies of myself.
10:35Kind of like the same thing I do now.
10:37Any iconic ones that you still remember today?
10:39Yeah, a lot of them.
10:40A lot of them are like in my mom's bedroom.
10:42So you can see like pictures of me like getting like my first communion in the back.
10:45And everyone's like, she's so hot.
10:47I'm like, I'm 15 years old in these pictures and you can see my first communion in the back.
10:51Did you feel hot at the time?
10:52No, no, no, no.
10:53What kind of teenager feels hot?
10:56I felt hot.
10:57Well, good for you.
10:59That's why you're here.
11:00Oh, where do men get it wrong about sex?
11:04Where do men get it wrong about sex?
11:06You can't think of one?
11:07That's interesting.
11:08I'm thinking of a lot.
11:10Men don't understand that sex is not penetration only.
11:13I think they know that.
11:15But then you realize that they don't even consider anything else sex.
11:18Hmm.
11:19What's up with that?
11:19A lot of men get it wrong too, that like every queer woman wants to have a threesome.
11:24Hello.
11:25You wouldn't have a threesome?
11:26No.
11:27Hmm.
11:28You won a Webby for hosting the series How to Behave.
11:30Oh my God, yeah.
11:31When do you think people really need to learn how to behave?
11:35Oh, people need to learn how to behave every day.
11:37I'm looking on the internet.
11:38I'm like, this is not how we should be conducting ourselves, ladies.
11:42Like, I just think people like always have an opinion on something that they don't know.
11:44It's like, I literally will hear about like, I don't know.
11:47Oh, we ran out of hot dogs in Arkansas.
11:49And it's like, ah, this is why.
11:52And like, I'm blaming this.
11:53I'm like, you have no idea what you're talking about.
11:54So I think people need to learn how to behave, how to talk to other people, how to acknowledge
11:58that other people are also human beings.
12:00And not just like on the internet, just like complaining about something.
12:04Guess who just got nominated for a Webby?
12:05Blind date.
12:07What did the Webby mean to you?
12:10The Webby meant a lot because I didn't know what I was doing.
12:14So I was like, oh, people watch this.
12:16I didn't know.
12:16I literally like literally walked into the vice place.
12:19And I was like, the vice place, the vice office.
12:21I was like the vice place.
12:22And I was like, show.
12:24And I like literally never interviewed anyone.
12:26I was like, and then maybe interview like sex therapists and like, was naked in like a nudist
12:31lodge.
12:32All blurred, of course.
12:32Okay.
12:33So you won't see anything fun.
12:35But, um, unless you watch Myline Kicks.
12:39Is there anything you wish you could erase from the internet?
12:42I wish I could erase the internet.
12:43I did this one mullet.
12:45I'll never forget it.
12:46It's a fake mullet.
12:49It literally is the worst hair I've ever seen in my life.
12:55I regret that mullet more than I regret anything else in my life.
12:59I think it's kind of cool.
13:01Obviously it's like cool, but it's just like the, the bang is like so flat and so straight.
13:07And it's all extensions.
13:09So like, I didn't have to do that.
13:11Like there was so much time for me to stop it.
13:13You kind of look like a Bushwick gay.
13:15Well, I was.
13:16What's your craziest hookup story in Bushwick?
13:19Oh my God.
13:21I don't know if it's in Bushwick, but I think I ended up going to Bushwick after.
13:24It was at a New Year's party that was only gay guys there.
13:29And I was the only woman out of thousands of people.
13:32And I like literally went home with a guy who's gay.
13:37And I was like, why not?
13:39This is a fun story.
13:39And was it a fun story?
13:41Yeah, it was like, I mean, it was kind of mid.
13:43I mean, like, it wasn't really worth it.
13:44We didn't like do the whole thing.
13:45It was just like, I was kind of like, why am I here?
13:47This guy is like so into himself and he's gay.
13:50And I don't mind that part.
13:51But I did a lot of things for the story when I was a teenager.
13:54Is there anything that has actually made it into your art?
13:57Yeah.
13:58I feel like every girl that I play like has like a really treacherous like sex life.
14:04And I like can agree with that.
14:05I think now I'm like, you know, I found the light.
14:07Like I'm grounded and not being insane.
14:10So I can kind of go through relationships a little better.
14:13But like when I was like in my early twenties, I was like insane.
14:15So I always pick roles where women have like really weird relationships with sex.
14:19That's why you're perfect for Cosmo.
14:21Oh, thank you so much.
14:22What's the pettiest reason you've ever dumped someone?
14:24I did have to dump someone because they wore like a really awful hat all the time.
14:28What was the hat?
14:29It was like a cowboy hat.
14:30That's tough.
14:31And it was like a very small lesbian.
14:33I had to like be like, I really, it was like a month in.
14:36Oh, I feel bad.
14:37I'm calling her out for her hats, but I think she should learn.
14:41You were a Victoria's Secret angel.
14:42Would you ever wear wings in the bedroom?
14:44Sure. Why not?
14:46Naked wings?
14:46Naked wings.
14:47Yeah. Why not?
14:48I have like little underwear.
14:50That's like they gave to all the angels.
14:51That's like a bedazzled wing on the thong.
14:54And I wear it when I'm feeling spicy.
14:56Nice.
14:56Have you ever had the guts to make out with a coworker?
14:59Maybe like me and Hunter have like kissed on like New Year's or something.
15:03Sydney Sweeney was undercover.
15:04Have you guys made out?
15:05We have not made out.
15:06You should.
15:06I think there's a long line of people who want to make out with her.
15:08I'll take a, I'll take a ticket.
15:10That was so fun.
15:11Thank you so much.
15:11Okay. This is Cosmo, June, 2011.
15:16This is from the ask Cosmo section and I'm going to ask Barbie.
15:20Okay.
15:20Let's see what your advice would be.
15:22I'm moving into my boyfriend or a partner.
15:25We like to be inclusive.
15:26We agreed to split the rent, but he wants a place I can't afford.
15:30Ooh.
15:31Will I regret letting him pay more than half?
15:33No.
15:34There's a rule that I live by.
15:35If someone wants to do something more expensive,
15:37they have to pay for the difference in that.
15:39The partner should be very, very open about that and be like,
15:41I want this place.
15:42I'd rather have this place and pay more than go to the other place and pay less.
15:46So I don't think so.
15:47If you want something fancy, you got to pay for it.
15:49At what point in the relationship do you talk about money?
15:51Honestly, never.
15:53I'm usually sugar mama.
15:55So the money is just, it's mine.
15:58One of my BFFs is getting married and all of our friends are bridesmaids except for me.
16:03Should I tell her I'm sad?
16:04Yeah.
16:05Same.
16:06I'd be like, hey, I'm sad.
16:07Hey, like no, no pressure, but I'm devastated.
16:11Like, I don't know.
16:12Is that like your really good friend?
16:14I would say something for sure.
16:16Wow.
16:16So sad.
16:17Sorry girl from 2011.
16:19What's the fastest way to cure a raging hangover?
16:23I don't know.
16:24Zofran, if you have the prescription, I guess.
16:26I would do like Pedialyte, obviously a bacon, egg and cheese on a bagel.
16:30If I'm in New York, if I'm not in New York, that's it.
16:32It's over.
16:32Like you're dead from the hangover.
16:34There's nothing else you can do in LA.
16:37I can find it in my mom when my guy was being an ass and now she's not a fan
16:41of him.
16:42Yeah.
16:42How can I help her get over it?
16:44That's a toughie.
16:44Because you don't want to keep it in.
16:47But then your friends hate them.
16:49Huh.
16:49So, I guess it depends on what the person did.
16:53Like, what is it that bad?
16:55Girl from 2011.
16:57Like, are you guys still together 14, 15 years later?
16:59Like, was it worth it?
17:01Was mom right?
17:01I don't know.
17:02Is your mom usually right about your partners?
17:04Yes.
17:05But my mom is like, honestly, so not judgmental.
17:09She's like the least judgmental person on earth to the point where she needs to be a little
17:12more judgy.
17:12She's like, no worries.
17:13I get where they're coming from.
17:15Every time.
17:16She doesn't care if the person's like in between jobs or like, you know, in between jobs.
17:20She's like very sweet and like very like understanding of people.
17:23So, I feel like she's nicer than I am.
17:26But I, so I will get convinced to stay in something with my mom.
17:30If it's something that's petty.
17:31When was the first time you talked about your queerness with your mom?
17:34Well, one day when we were in the car, she literally goes, you can tell me if you're
17:36gay.
17:37You know that, right?
17:38And then I was like, mom.
17:40And when I was dating girls, I was like, okay, I gotta tell mom.
17:43I'm like gonna like introduce her to a lesbian.
17:48But it's great because my aunt's gay.
17:49My whole family's gay.
17:50So really the lesbians all just took every, like it was like actually a time of rejoice.
17:55What did grandma say?
17:57Grandma does not care.
17:59Grandma's like, I'm gay too.
18:00She kind of gay too.
18:02But my aunt, like I literally, my whole family are all lesbians.
18:04I used to go to like, as a kid, go to like Fire Island with the lesbians.
18:08I would, my second birthday was at a lesbian bar.
18:11Like my mom's best friends are all lesbians.
18:13So she kind of was like, thank God.
18:14Looking back.
18:14How do you feel about cat sexuality?
18:16It's complicated, but I guess that's like pretty true, huh?
18:18I mean like when you're like 16, it's like not, it's not good.
18:22You're like on a mingle and stuff.
18:24Like it's kind of like what she's doing.
18:26I love my job, but it doesn't pay nearly as much as my friend's job.
18:29How do I stop myself from feeling insecure about it?
18:32I don't know.
18:32I've never felt like weird insecurity with friends because friends to me are like, we're all in it together.
18:38And I'm sure this person is young.
18:39So it's like you have time to grow and to focus on yourself.
18:44So I think I would be like, don't be an op to your friend.
18:48Is it ever hard for you to celebrate your friends?
18:50That's not something you love.
18:51No. Oh my God. No, I love it.
18:52That's like what we do every day.
18:54Like literally, I'm like, it's always a celebration of something for one of my friends.
18:58All right.
18:59We are now going to move on to the Cosmo Love Lot.
19:01Okay.
19:02Are you ready?
19:02All right.
19:03So the best way to do this is to not think too hard.
19:05You're just going to like answer questions.
19:07Love it.
19:07I love not thinking hard.
19:08Let's go.
19:09Sneaky elopement or huge wedding?
19:11Sneaky elopement.
19:11Who is more toxic to date?
19:13Models or actors?
19:14Models.
19:15Biggest relationship ick?
19:16Um, not driving.
19:20Oh, really?
19:20Well, LA, you know, that's pretty bare minimum.
19:23I thought you're mommy though.
19:24I am, but I don't like driving.
19:25Got it.
19:26Double text or play it cool?
19:27Double text.
19:29Really?
19:29Would you triple text?
19:30I have.
19:31I won't do it again.
19:33Quadruple text?
19:35Yeah.
19:36Yeah.
19:37I love when people double text me.
19:39I love when people bring energy that I'm bringing.
19:41I don't got time.
19:43Okay.
19:43A lot of unemployed people, I think, have time to like a lollygag.
19:46I don't.
19:47And so when people are playing games, I'm like, oh, you must not be busy enough in your life.
19:53I kind of agree.
19:54Grand gesture or small daily effort?
19:58Small daily effort.
19:59Drinks or dinner date?
20:01Dinner.
20:02Should you chase Mr. Big or let him go?
20:04Let him go.
20:05Let.
20:06Him.
20:07Go.
20:08Are pet names cute or cringe?
20:10Cute.
20:11I really thought that said, are prenups cute or cringe?
20:14So I'm going to ask, are our prenups cute or cringe?
20:17Cute.
20:17Hard launch or keep it private?
20:19Oh, keep it private, I guess.
20:21But I would, under different circumstances.
20:27So you will post your partner.
20:29When?
20:29I try to wait.
20:30Because sometimes it's like, it really ends it.
20:33You know, even on the close friends, you got to be careful.
20:35I learned.
20:36Can't launch them on the close friends.
20:38Too easy.
20:39You know, that you got to give them some time to cook and see if it's actually going to happen.
20:44I've learned that lesson.
20:45Who's someone on your close friends that always spills?
20:48Ivy Woke.
20:52Spills tea, right?
20:53Yeah.
20:53What do you mean?
20:54What else do they spill?
20:55Spills water?
20:56I don't know.
20:56Can I go on your close friends?
20:57You can absolutely go on my friends.
20:58Yes.
20:59Awesome.
20:59In fact, you're on it right now.
21:04Do you post to Instagram now?
21:05Your system does that.
21:06You think that someone else posts my Instagram is hilarious.
21:09No, it's me.
21:11You're thinking that someone else posts on my Instagram.
21:13I would never let anyone on my Instagram.
21:15Ever.
21:16So if you don't post this episode, you're at fault.
21:18No, you can blame me for sure.
21:20Yeah.
21:20Cool.
21:20Is breakup sex ever a good idea?
21:23No.
21:24Well, really?
21:25No, it happens.
21:26It's not good.
21:27Yeah.
21:27When is the right time for your first trip together?
21:30As soon as possible.
21:31Week two, baby.
21:33Before or after they're meeting the parents?
21:36Right.
21:36That's good.
21:37To me, it's all like, I don't know.
21:39I don't have any rules.
21:40I'm like, you meet my mom first day.
21:41We go on a trip the next day.
21:43Like, whatever.
21:44I sound like a love bomber.
21:45I'm not.
21:45Keep your ex's stuff or give it back?
21:48Give it back.
21:49DM someone to ask them out.
21:51Yeah.
21:51What's your first DM?
21:53Probably like a reply to a story and probably an emoji.
21:56And then I'm like, wow, I can't believe they didn't answer me.
21:58Like, huh.
21:59And I didn't say anything.
22:00I literally just liked it.
22:01And they're like, oh, I can't believe they're ignoring ghosting me.
22:03Is shower sex hot or not?
22:05Yeah.
22:06And finally, will you go on another blind date with me?
22:09Yes, baby.
22:10But I don't think I'd be blind, would it?
22:11You know, no one's ever said that.
22:13Cheers, baby.
22:14Cheers, baby.
22:14Cheers.
22:15Cheers.
22:16Cheers.
22:21Cheers.
22:27Cheers.
22:30Cheers.
22:31Cheers.
22:31Cheers.
22:31Cheers.
22:31Cheers.
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