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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:00:14Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family. Nothing.
00:00:43Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:46Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan, and his stunning wife Monique.
00:00:54My nephew Ryan and his beautiful fiancée Stephanie.
00:00:58Welcome to the family.
00:00:59Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:05A piece of advice, don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot!
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much, you completely ruined my fiancée's suit!
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:26No, it's annoying!
00:01:27We're sitting at dinner, and I'm just sitting in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:35It's fine.
00:01:36Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I gotcha.
00:01:40It's in the squid!
00:01:41Help!
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:46Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What? There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:04The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:12I mean, look at him. Clearly he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:02:16Hey!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it. I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it? How...
00:02:34How am I supposed to...
00:02:37Tony's plate, right here.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:39You wanna eat with us?
00:02:40You wanna be one of the fig wigs?
00:02:42Sit down.
00:02:44Now.
00:02:45Eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, uh, Steph, honey, Monique called the police already, alright?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer,
00:02:58she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it. Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:31I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:36You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:47My mother worked here for my entire childhood, and then when she got sick, he gave me a position
00:03:52when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know, maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:02Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact, each and every one of you has a dirty little secret that you would
00:04:11do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you?
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:20You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:23Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:31I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey.
00:04:44Come on, let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:54Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:09Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:12First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17Ew.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:30This is what killed Tony.
00:05:34As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries.
00:05:42Except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes!
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:54Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:05:59What do I do?
00:06:00Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:06Courtney!
00:06:07I mean, Brittany!
00:06:08Open up the door!
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:06:15These crazy rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:07:05Don't move!
00:07:05Hands up!
00:07:08Don't move.
00:07:09Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything. I swear.
00:07:13Brittany?
00:07:15Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:18Alan Beckham?
00:07:26God, Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:29Yeah, tell me about it.
00:07:31It's actually Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay? I saw you running through the trees over there.
00:07:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:07:40I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:45Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are. Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:53I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just try and flee a crime scene?
00:08:00Yes, but I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe.
00:08:05Detective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:08No, I did not confess.
00:08:11They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid, and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes,
00:08:17and they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent.
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:25I loved you.
00:08:26And then one day you were gone without explaining why, and you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:33I just lost my home.
00:08:36What about your mother?
00:08:37She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside, and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan, she never lied.
00:08:57She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:01Please, just let me go.
00:09:03I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God!
00:09:21Mr. Officer, thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed, and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:27Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:29Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm going to need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No!
00:09:36I saw her do it!
00:09:38We all did!
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:39Totally.
00:09:40Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, I'm sorry about this.
00:09:46Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbor.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:53Blow your phone call, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:55Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property!
00:09:59I don't know!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a Category 8 store beginning now.
00:10:16Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:18Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:23We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:40I'm sorry.
00:10:41I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43It's okay.
00:10:51Uh, could you spread your feet for me?
00:11:07Turn around, please.
00:11:10There's nothing on you.
00:11:11You didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor.
00:11:17It got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:22There's no need.
00:11:23We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love.
00:11:26It meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:37I, um, I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53You know who the killer is?
00:11:57Who?
00:11:59Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but I know that every single one of them
00:12:08wanted Uncle Tony's ring.
00:12:09It's worth $30 million.
00:12:11And each one of them has a dirty secret.
00:12:14Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but you're shivering to the bone.
00:12:19Why don't you go change in something more?
00:12:20I've got some clothes in there.
00:12:23You're all wet, too.
00:12:25Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:29Would you mind just helping with the zipper?
00:12:53I hope Brittany's telling the truth, that she's not the killer.
00:12:58Because somehow, after all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:13:04How does this even make sense?
00:13:06Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love.
00:13:09And now he's the one investigating me.
00:13:13I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:28I think you were, uh, just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:34Here it goes.
00:13:39It all started this morning, when everyone began to write.
00:13:43I thought this would be a typical birthday with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:48I always wondered why he kept me distant from them.
00:13:51But this year, I really realized why.
00:13:53His family are a pack of vultures.
00:13:55Hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:58Secrets you wouldn't believe.
00:13:59And secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:14:02Hey there.
00:14:03Courtney, right?
00:14:05Brittany.
00:14:06Brittany.
00:14:06How could I forget?
00:14:09You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:14:10Why, is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:14:13You're not in it.
00:14:14You know, I remember you from when I used to visit.
00:14:16You were this snot-nosed little kid.
00:14:18But now you have just grown into this just real woman.
00:14:25I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass, my God.
00:14:29Right, um, I actually have work to do.
00:14:33Wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37She was, but she's sick now in the hospital.
00:14:40You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:43You know, like you come in, try to clean.
00:14:46I'm laying there.
00:14:47And I offer you an extra hundred to, you know, just scrub a little extra.
00:14:52Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:55Oh, come on.
00:14:56Marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:58There's always a few other adventures to be made.
00:15:04Oh, God.
00:15:05Kill me.
00:15:06This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:15:10Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:15:14What the fuck is going on here?
00:15:20Ah, baby, this is not what you think.
00:15:23Courtney is...
00:15:24Brittany.
00:15:24She's the housemaid, okay?
00:15:26I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:28Hmm, okay.
00:15:30Well, Brittany slash Courtney,
00:15:32why don't you do yourself a favor
00:15:34and go make your low-wage salary
00:15:36and go get my fucking luggage?
00:15:41Wait, I will not give you a second chance.
00:15:45Wait, I don't understand.
00:15:47Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:48Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:51It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:54As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:57But that's not the important part.
00:16:00Then Steph said,
00:16:01there's a storm coming
00:16:03and I don't want to be in this shitbox
00:16:05any longer than necessary.
00:16:06So get the ring
00:16:07so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09I get the ring.
00:16:09I got you.
00:16:10I got you.
00:16:14I'm like, is she okay?
00:16:16It...
00:16:16I mean, it's just standing there.
00:16:18Are you deaf?
00:16:19Get the fucking luggage!
00:16:23Jesus Christ!
00:16:26When I'm the lady of this mansion,
00:16:29we're going to burn it down,
00:16:30get rid of all this armor.
00:16:32I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:35Burn the rugs.
00:16:36Bleach the floors.
00:16:38Paint the walls.
00:16:40Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:45Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:48Yes.
00:16:48Ryan was cheating on his bride
00:16:50with his brother's wife.
00:16:53During this time,
00:16:54Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57Oblivious to the fact
00:16:58that this would be the last day
00:16:59of his life.
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:04Yes.
00:17:06I told you I'm getting good
00:17:08at bingo blitz.
00:17:09Mr. Harper,
00:17:10your family is here?
00:17:12Well, here we go.
00:17:14Mom, just...
00:17:15Okay, you're kidding.
00:17:17My lovely brand new family.
00:17:19Hi.
00:17:21Hi, Mom.
00:17:22Hi, son.
00:17:22How's your uncle?
00:17:23Still alive?
00:17:24Oh, so?
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:25You look so good.
00:17:27It's just getting done.
00:17:28Good morning, dear family.
00:17:30It's wonderful to see
00:17:31all of you here
00:17:32in my humble home.
00:17:42Weird.
00:17:43Who brings grocery store blueberries
00:17:45to a fancy dinner?
00:17:48You too, baby.
00:17:49You there!
00:17:50Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:53I...
00:17:56Blueberries.
00:17:56So you're suggesting
00:17:58that Sylvia Harbour,
00:17:59Tony's sister,
00:18:00is his murderer?
00:18:01Well, I know that
00:18:02she was the only one
00:18:04who knew about
00:18:05Tony's barriology.
00:18:09Something about this woman
00:18:10always seemed suspicious to me,
00:18:12but I never imagined
00:18:13for a second
00:18:14she would go as far as to...
00:18:15I'm sorry.
00:18:16I don't mean to interrupt
00:18:17your story.
00:18:18Do you mind if I, um...
00:18:21What?
00:18:27Leave.
00:18:30Yeah, of course.
00:18:32I'm sorry.
00:18:33Um, please, continue.
00:18:37Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:40I just...
00:18:41I said I can manage it!
00:18:44I don't need help
00:18:45from the help.
00:18:47Yes, ma'am.
00:18:48It is my job, though.
00:18:50I understand
00:18:50that this is
00:18:51the countryside,
00:18:52but is there a less
00:18:53idiotic maid available?
00:18:55Now, now.
00:18:56Brittany is just about
00:18:57the kindest soul
00:18:58you'll ever meet.
00:18:59Her and her mother,
00:19:01who I hope
00:19:02recovers very soon.
00:19:05Yeah, well,
00:19:06as soon as I'm
00:19:07lady of the house,
00:19:08that kind soul
00:19:09is going to be
00:19:10shoveling horse shit.
00:19:11John,
00:19:12help me with my suitcase.
00:19:13Please.
00:19:16Mom, I thought
00:19:16you said that
00:19:17she were going to...
00:19:18Shut up and carry it, son!
00:19:22I knew I should have
00:19:24told Uncle Tony
00:19:25that Steph and Ryan
00:19:26didn't really like him.
00:19:27They were just here
00:19:28for the ring.
00:19:32I need to talk
00:19:33to you about something.
00:19:36I need to talk
00:19:37to you about something.
00:19:38Brittany,
00:19:39can we talk later?
00:19:40I'm just so tired,
00:19:41and I need to rest
00:19:42before the evening
00:19:43festivities.
00:19:44Plus, I don't want
00:19:45anyone to know
00:19:46I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:48Well, then why don't
00:19:48we cancel the dinner?
00:19:49No, no, I can't.
00:19:51This birthday dinner
00:19:53is too important.
00:19:55Especially this year.
00:19:58I didn't want to worry him,
00:20:00so I didn't say anything.
00:20:01And that mistake
00:20:02probably cost him his life.
00:20:04But then,
00:20:05as I was distributing
00:20:06the suitcases
00:20:07among the rooms,
00:20:08I realized just how right
00:20:10I had been
00:20:10about his family's
00:20:12evil intentions.
00:20:14I don't want to do this.
00:20:16Jan,
00:20:17you must,
00:20:18you must go
00:20:18into his room
00:20:19at the first opportunity
00:20:21and take the ring.
00:20:23You know the one
00:20:24with the purple diamond.
00:20:25Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:20:26It's just that that's,
00:20:28that's the ring
00:20:30that Ryan wants
00:20:31to use for his wedding.
00:20:32That ring
00:20:33belongs to our family.
00:20:35It is not
00:20:36going to go to Steph
00:20:37or any other
00:20:39trollop who marries in.
00:20:40Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom.
00:20:42I get it.
00:20:43I just,
00:20:43I know it's worth
00:20:44a lot to you
00:20:45sentimentally,
00:20:46but it's like...
00:20:46Sentimental value,
00:20:47my ass.
00:20:48That ring is worth
00:20:4930 million dollars.
00:20:52Fuck me in the ass
00:20:53and call me Shirley.
00:20:55What?
00:20:5630 million dollars?
00:20:58Then I realized
00:20:59they were planning
00:21:00to kill him
00:21:01and just for the ring.
00:21:0430 million dollars?
00:21:06Yes, idiot.
00:21:07And once I sell the ring,
00:21:09I am going to give you
00:21:10one tenth.
00:21:12That's...
00:21:1330...
00:21:1430 million dollars?
00:21:15Mm-hmm.
00:21:16Fuck.
00:21:17That's enough
00:21:18to buy a fucking Porsche.
00:21:19Or you could buy
00:21:20a new wardrobe
00:21:21for your wife
00:21:22so she doesn't have
00:21:23to dress like a hooker
00:21:24on spring break
00:21:24at Daytona Beach.
00:21:26Pay attention, Jan.
00:21:28So here's
00:21:29what's going to happen.
00:21:31You are going to go
00:21:32into Tony's room
00:21:36and you are going
00:21:38to take these blueberries
00:21:39and smear them
00:21:40underneath his pillow.
00:21:44That's a fucking
00:21:45stupid idea.
00:21:47Before he takes
00:21:48his daily afternoon nap,
00:21:50he's going to have
00:21:51an extreme allergic reaction
00:21:52and everyone's going
00:21:54to come running
00:21:55to tend to him.
00:21:56Oh my God!
00:21:58Creating the perfect
00:21:59distraction
00:22:00for you to go in
00:22:02and steal
00:22:03that motherfucking ring.
00:22:05If I do this,
00:22:07Uncle Tony dies.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09He dies.
00:22:14He dies.
00:22:17If he eats them,
00:22:18not if you just
00:22:19smear them under
00:22:19his pillow,
00:22:20got it?
00:22:23Yeah, I don't know.
00:22:25Maybe we should just...
00:22:2750-50!
00:22:37Hey, honey.
00:22:38Yanni!
00:22:39I've been looking
00:22:39for you for the past
00:22:40hour, but here you are
00:22:42hiding up here
00:22:43with your mommy.
00:22:44Yeah, we were just...
00:22:46We were talking...
00:22:47Don't you get tired
00:22:48of being a mama's boy
00:22:49because I sure
00:22:50am tired of it.
00:22:51And I'm here
00:22:52in case you forgot.
00:22:53And I am bored.
00:22:58What's that?
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:06Oh, just blueberries.
00:23:09Why do you have
00:23:09blueberries?
00:23:12It's...
00:23:12Every year
00:23:13we do
00:23:13annual
00:23:14bake.
00:23:16We do...
00:23:17It's the blueberry pie
00:23:18we do every year.
00:23:19You are literally
00:23:20the worst bullshitter
00:23:21I've ever met in my life.
00:23:22Monique!
00:23:23I simply asked my son
00:23:25to help me to my room
00:23:25with my suitcase
00:23:26and we got to reminiscing.
00:23:28Can't you cut him
00:23:28some slack?
00:23:30I will when you will, Mom.
00:23:36I'm horny.
00:23:37Are you done?
00:23:39You know what?
00:23:39Sorry.
00:23:40I gotta go.
00:23:41Come on, babe.
00:23:42I'll be one sec.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:47Look, I know you hate me
00:23:48but you are ruining
00:23:50that poor boy's life.
00:23:52And until you cut
00:23:52that umbilical cord
00:23:54he's never gonna be
00:23:55a real man.
00:23:56And what's gonna happen
00:23:57to his manhood
00:23:58when he finds out
00:23:59you've been cheating on him
00:24:00with his more successful
00:24:02richer brother?
00:24:08I would never do that.
00:24:10Oh, but you do.
00:24:12Frequently.
00:24:13I see everything.
00:24:14What I don't see
00:24:15is what they see
00:24:16in a basic binhole like you.
00:24:19You fucking cunt.
00:24:32I know you're in there.
00:24:34You can come out now.
00:24:36I know you're here.
00:24:44Well, well.
00:24:46It looks like
00:24:47our lovely little maid
00:24:48is a bit of a snoop.
00:24:50I'm so sorry, Mrs. Harbour.
00:24:52I was just...
00:24:53don't mind.
00:24:54I don't.
00:24:56I have connections
00:24:57at your mother's hospital.
00:24:59Do you want her dead?
00:25:00No, of course not.
00:25:01Then you're going
00:25:02to poison Tony.
00:25:03You're gonna go
00:25:04into his room
00:25:05and you're gonna get
00:25:06that ring
00:25:06and you're gonna bring
00:25:07it to me.
00:25:08And if you tell Tony
00:25:10your mother dies,
00:25:13what's gonna believe
00:25:14a pathetic little maid?
00:25:18I don't believe you.
00:25:20You're stealing
00:25:21your own son's wedding gift.
00:25:22Don't you care about him?
00:25:24Spoken like a girl
00:25:25who's always been poor.
00:25:27Sweetie,
00:25:27when it comes to money,
00:25:29nobody gives a fuck
00:25:30about anyone.
00:25:31I care about Tony.
00:25:32I can't do this to him.
00:25:33Then choose Tony
00:25:35or your mother.
00:25:38I loved Tony
00:25:39like a father,
00:25:41but it was my own mother.
00:25:43Sick and dying
00:25:43in the hospital,
00:25:44what was I supposed to do?
00:25:49I remember your mother.
00:25:53She was beautiful
00:25:54and very kind.
00:25:56I remember this one time
00:25:58when I was a kid,
00:25:58I was riding my bike
00:26:00and I had fallen
00:26:02and skinned my knee
00:26:03pretty bad
00:26:03and she happened
00:26:05to be walking by
00:26:05and she stopped
00:26:06everything that she was doing
00:26:08and she came over
00:26:11and helped me up
00:26:11and made sure
00:26:12I was okay.
00:26:15Actually,
00:26:16I think you might have
00:26:17been there.
00:26:18Do you remember that?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24You were
00:26:26the golden boy
00:26:27and I was
00:26:28just the maid's daughter.
00:26:30Not to me you weren't.
00:26:32What about that time
00:26:33that we carved our names
00:26:34in that tree?
00:26:37Do you remember that?
00:26:38Of course.
00:26:39Owen, look,
00:26:40I really,
00:26:41I have to apologize.
00:26:42I'm so sorry,
00:26:42Jesus Christ.
00:26:43I'm, uh,
00:26:46I should not be talking
00:26:47about the past.
00:26:48You are
00:26:50a suspect
00:26:52and a homicide
00:26:54and I am
00:26:55the lead investigator.
00:26:56Let's just, um,
00:26:58let's stick to the matter
00:26:59at hand, okay?
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:02Brittany,
00:27:02I want you to tell it
00:27:03to me straight.
00:27:05Did you do it?
00:27:07Did you steal that ring?
00:27:14Yes, I did.
00:27:25I did.
00:27:28So, let's go.
00:28:08Brittany.
00:28:10What are you doing here?
00:28:14Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:21I ask you a question.
00:28:22What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:26I was...
00:28:28I was looking for something.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry.
00:28:38Not to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure's out of control.
00:28:45I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:48Well, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:52I'm playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:00I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:02I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:29:08And...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany.
00:29:18You mean so much to me.
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:36You got what you wanted.
00:29:38Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47Or Tony.
00:29:51Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56And as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:58I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake.
00:30:12You are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey, look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:40And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:47Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then who did?
00:30:56If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy was you.
00:31:05You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:10If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:13You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:20The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:24It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:36Oh my God.
00:31:38I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:42Oh my God.
00:31:43Oh my God.
00:31:44This feels so good.
00:31:46Ew.
00:31:50In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:52There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:56So good.
00:31:56Allergy and milk, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:59Oh, fuck.
00:32:00Oh my God, this feels so good.
00:32:02I love you.
00:32:03I say it loud.
00:32:04I say it like you fucking mean it.
00:32:06How much do you fucking love me?
00:32:08So much.
00:32:09I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking her.
00:32:13I can finally feel your dick.
00:32:14You're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh yeah, it is.
00:32:17So bad.
00:32:18God damn it.
00:32:19What the fuck are you doing here?
00:32:21I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30Give me six seconds.
00:32:33Oh my God.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:58So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:03I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:07I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:33:09Huh.
00:33:10I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:19I say we'd take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:23Really?
00:33:24You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:29Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know.
00:33:35I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:42And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:46What?
00:33:49No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53I mean, are you kidding me?
00:33:54You're my best friend.
00:33:56I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:01Now tell me.
00:34:02Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:05Yes or no?
00:34:08No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend.
00:34:13I wouldn't do that.
00:34:14Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20I'll tell you what.
00:34:21If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:34:27Every last cent.
00:34:30But if I'm right...
00:34:34Then I get this little piggy.
00:34:38Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:46Yes.
00:34:47Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:49But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:55All I want is to just be with the hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:34:59I mean, if you were me, I mean, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14Well, I do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:35:17And maybe if you tried it...
00:35:19That one hurt.
00:35:20Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:32Hmm?
00:35:34At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:43Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:46I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:36:06Uh...
00:36:06Yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:08And the only thing that matters right now
00:36:11is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:19It's not a good time.
00:36:20Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner, everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:24We're going to get to ring.
00:36:25Everything's going to be great.
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny because
00:36:30I know that you're fucking
00:36:33that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:42You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47You don't drive a used Pontiac
00:36:50when you got a pristine Rolls Royce
00:36:52just sitting in the driveway.
00:36:54Hey?
00:36:56Hey?
00:36:57Hey?
00:36:58Hey?
00:36:59Hey?
00:37:00Hey?
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:04It's on your body.
00:37:08No, it's not.
00:37:09That's a deep fake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:12Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:14I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:17That is obviously a little bit on the greener tint olive.
00:37:22Have you seen me
00:37:24when it's this temperature?
00:37:27I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:37:30It's so obviously not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:36And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get
00:37:42the fucking
00:37:44ring.
00:37:46Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him
00:37:54to get the ring
00:37:56and
00:37:58and
00:38:00I've really had to use the bathroom
00:38:03for a while now.
00:38:06Uh, okay, but I can't let you go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well
00:38:10if I don't go right now
00:38:11then I'm going to pee on the floor.
00:38:17Uh.
00:38:24Okay, let's go.
00:38:35Do you seriously think
00:38:36that I'm going to run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean
00:38:38you already ran for me
00:38:38many years ago.
00:38:40That wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:49I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is
00:38:51it took me many years
00:38:52to get over that
00:38:53so let's just keep things
00:38:54between us.
00:38:55Colin.
00:38:55If
00:38:56I didn't use
00:38:57my crying tonight
00:39:01that I'm just a girl
00:39:03who lost the fight
00:39:05and every doubt
00:39:06you try to prove
00:39:08still trembles
00:39:09when I make
00:39:11a move.
00:39:23You don't want to.
00:39:24I do.
00:39:26And, um,
00:39:28that's the problem.
00:39:30You're under investigation,
00:39:32Brittany,
00:39:33for murder.
00:39:34And the first thing
00:39:35that they drill into
00:39:36us at the academy
00:39:37is that the killer
00:39:38always tries to get close.
00:39:40To be liked.
00:39:43Trusted.
00:39:47But this ends now.
00:39:48Whatever happened
00:39:49between us
00:39:50it doesn't matter,
00:39:51okay?
00:39:52I do not lose
00:39:53control on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:06Steph would have done
00:40:07anything
00:40:08to get that ring.
00:40:16Yes.
00:40:18Uncle Tony,
00:40:19I,
00:40:20I am going to
00:40:21formally
00:40:22ask for Steph's hand.
00:40:24And being
00:40:25the only male heir
00:40:26in the family
00:40:27I need
00:40:29to ask
00:40:30for the heirloom ring.
00:40:32Formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:38Oh,
00:40:39there's no rush.
00:40:41I,
00:40:41I just want to make sure
00:40:41that it fits on,
00:40:42uh,
00:40:43Moenig's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger,
00:40:45right?
00:40:45Steph.
00:40:46Steph's,
00:40:47Steph's,
00:40:47Steph's finger.
00:40:48Yeah,
00:40:49obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51I,
00:40:51I don't know why
00:40:52I would say
00:40:52anyone else's.
00:40:53So,
00:40:54Freudian
00:40:55has a slip
00:40:56of some kind.
00:40:57I don't.
00:41:08Uncle Tony,
00:41:09what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid
00:41:17Tony would have
00:41:18a heart attack
00:41:18right then and there.
00:41:20That ring
00:41:21means so much to him.
00:41:22And not only
00:41:23because it's worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No,
00:41:32no,
00:41:32no.
00:41:32He's going to tell him
00:41:33that half the inheritance
00:41:34is gone.
00:41:35The ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced
00:41:39that you and Steph
00:41:40are truly in love.
00:41:41He isn't telling him.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiancee there.
00:41:46Well,
00:41:48maybe you should
00:41:49just think
00:41:50a little bit longer
00:41:51and make sure
00:41:52she's really the one
00:41:53before I give you
00:41:54the ring.
00:41:57You
00:41:57psycho
00:41:58worm.
00:41:59Listen to me,
00:42:01okay?
00:42:01I'm not going to let
00:42:02some old man
00:42:04who smells like
00:42:05artichokes
00:42:06and old socks
00:42:07tell me
00:42:09what type of
00:42:10wedding ring
00:42:11I will be wearing
00:42:12to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you
00:42:15question my character?
00:42:16And you want to
00:42:17talk about class?
00:42:18You live in a
00:42:19mansion of a
00:42:20shitbox.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:22It's disintegrating.
00:42:23It looks like
00:42:24it came out of
00:42:25Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to
00:42:26what?
00:42:27Judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:29We're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal,
00:42:32baby.
00:42:33We are so in love
00:42:33to the depths
00:42:34of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:37Come here, baby.
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait.
00:42:49What exactly
00:42:50did Steph steal?
00:42:51Blood pressure medication.
00:42:53Tony's had a heart
00:42:54condition for years.
00:42:55What?
00:42:57The fuck.
00:43:01Officer, whatever.
00:43:02How long does it
00:43:03take to get a statement
00:43:04from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone
00:43:06know that we'll be
00:43:07done soon.
00:43:08Hmm.
00:43:08Great.
00:43:09And also just
00:43:10want to let you know,
00:43:11even though she has
00:43:11this little innocent
00:43:12virgin thing going on,
00:43:14that bitch is a liar.
00:43:17Just one question
00:43:18before you go.
00:43:20Did you know that
00:43:21Tony had a heart
00:43:22condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything
00:43:29about these people's
00:43:29health conditions.
00:43:31I'm Little Miss
00:43:32keep to myself.
00:43:34Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:41The amount of times
00:43:42I've heard her say,
00:43:43when I'm the lady
00:43:44of the mansion,
00:43:45when I'm the lady
00:43:49of the mansion,
00:43:52I'm the lady of the
00:43:53Okay, so Steph is our
00:43:55killer.
00:44:01That's why I kept
00:44:02following her.
00:44:03Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her
00:44:05one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway, are you
00:44:14seriously willing to do
00:44:15anything to get that ring,
00:44:16including getting rid of
00:44:17the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:19Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um, yeah, uh,
00:44:26willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:27Now listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony has a heart
00:44:32condition, so I'm gonna
00:44:34need your Molly.
00:44:34I, uh, don't know
00:44:36what you're talking
00:44:37about.
00:44:38I saw the text messages
00:44:39to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it to me
00:44:45yourself.
00:44:46As if I would
00:44:47never do that.
00:44:49Monique, do you want
00:44:50the money or not?
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck will die
00:45:08and we'll get the ring.
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:45:30You fucking idiot.
00:45:31Old basement dweller
00:45:32rat bitch.
00:45:33You literally smell
00:45:34and look like a skunk.
00:45:35I, I crushed.
00:45:39Tony's blood pressure
00:45:41medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies
00:45:45doing with this?
00:45:47We were just, um,
00:45:49um, we were just,
00:45:51um, going to the bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know, I, uh,
00:46:01I have to just say
00:46:02that is, um,
00:46:03that was some
00:46:04impressive police work.
00:46:05Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel brave.
00:46:07No, you, you caught
00:46:09Steph and Monique
00:46:10on their way
00:46:11to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan would have
00:46:16failed anyway.
00:46:22I looked at the pills
00:46:23afterward and
00:46:24they were expired.
00:46:25Tony never would have
00:46:26taken them.
00:46:27What was the point
00:46:27of the story then?
00:46:29If Tony would have
00:46:30never taken the pills
00:46:30then he never would have
00:46:31died.
00:46:33They didn't kill him.
00:46:36Look, Brittany,
00:46:38we've been sitting here
00:46:39for over an hour
00:46:41and a half now
00:46:41going in circles.
00:46:44Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean,
00:46:49maybe you're taking
00:46:50advantage of that
00:46:50I'm a patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No, not at all.
00:46:55Yeah, no.
00:46:56Maybe you've just been
00:46:57playing me this whole time.
00:46:58No, it, that
00:47:00I swear
00:47:02everything that I have
00:47:03told you has been true.
00:47:04Yeah, everything
00:47:07except for who
00:47:08the actual killer is.
00:47:13Alan,
00:47:15I know that you may
00:47:16have some feelings
00:47:17and anger
00:47:19towards me
00:47:20for what happened
00:47:21between us years ago,
00:47:23but
00:47:25I swear to you
00:47:26I'm not lying.
00:47:30there's someone else
00:47:30we haven't talked about.
00:47:32Ryan.
00:47:35Where the hell
00:47:36is that will?
00:47:38Probably all going
00:47:38to mom anyway
00:47:39since
00:47:40she was the closest
00:47:41to Uncle T.
00:47:42No, listen.
00:47:43Uncle Tony
00:47:44knows full well
00:47:45mom's gonna blow
00:47:46everything that he built.
00:47:47Now I
00:47:48am not willing
00:47:49to risk that.
00:47:51So I get my name
00:47:52in that will
00:47:52one way or another.
00:47:57Well I
00:47:57am not willing
00:47:58to risk that.
00:47:59I'm getting my name
00:48:00in the will
00:48:01any way that I can.
00:48:02So what am I doing here?
00:48:04To change it.
00:48:05If need be.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:07Didn't you study law
00:48:08or something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well I
00:48:11did the Zoom
00:48:12thing.
00:48:13The Zoom process.
00:48:13Yeah, good
00:48:14good enough.
00:48:17So
00:48:21what's in it
00:48:22for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:24You're my little
00:48:25brother.
00:48:25Okay, why don't you
00:48:26just grow up here
00:48:27and stand up for this
00:48:27family for once?
00:48:30Okay, look.
00:48:31If you help me
00:48:32with the well
00:48:32I'll cut you in.
00:48:34I want half.
00:48:35No.
00:48:3670-30.
00:48:38Alright.
00:48:39I'm gonna go
00:48:39take a shit.
00:48:40No, okay, okay, okay,
00:48:41okay, okay, okay.
00:48:41Half.
00:48:42Half of a bazillion
00:48:43is still a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay, but listen.
00:48:45There's one thing
00:48:46that's still worrying me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been snooping around.
00:48:52Yeah, no dick, idiot.
00:48:54She's a fucking maid, bro.
00:48:55We are gonna have
00:48:56to deal with her.
00:48:59Suddenly I understood
00:49:00everything.
00:49:01Well she's been
00:49:02snooping around.
00:49:03Ryan had the motive.
00:49:04He didn't just want
00:49:04the ring.
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune.
00:49:06The entire inheritance.
00:49:08Tony was in
00:49:09immediate danger
00:49:10and only I could
00:49:11stop it.
00:49:13What are you doing
00:49:14in here?
00:49:17I was just lost.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah, I was
00:49:21I was
00:49:21I was looking
00:49:23for the bathroom.
00:49:24I don't even know
00:49:25what this
00:49:26what is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know.
00:49:30A kitchen
00:49:30when I see one
00:49:31I thought this was
00:49:32one of those
00:49:32fancy kitchen
00:49:33bathrooms.
00:49:34Like with the bathroom
00:49:35and the kitchen
00:49:36it's like a fusion
00:49:38it's like a fusion thing.
00:49:42Dude, what the fuck?
00:49:43Did you kill her?
00:49:45No, shut up, idiot.
00:49:47Alright?
00:49:48She'll just be out
00:49:48for a minute.
00:49:49Hey, Yanni, Yanni.
00:49:50I need you to listen to me.
00:49:52Alright?
00:49:53About what you need to do.
00:49:54Okay?
00:49:59Please.
00:50:01Don't let them hurt him.
00:50:04Don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:07Oh, Brittany.
00:50:08Hey.
00:50:08Hey, are you okay?
00:50:10I gotta save
00:50:12Uncle Tony.
00:50:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:15No, no.
00:50:16Don't go in there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony
00:50:19said he did not
00:50:20want to be disturbed.
00:50:20He's
00:50:22he's resting.
00:50:23Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop it.
00:50:25Stop it.
00:50:26Hey, hey.
00:50:26Why do you always
00:50:27have to make so much trouble?
00:50:28Just
00:50:29you know what?
00:50:30Fine.
00:50:31Fine.
00:50:31You asked for this.
00:50:34You asked for this.
00:50:34Wait, wait.
00:50:35He did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son of a bitch
00:50:40assaulted you?
00:50:41No, but
00:50:43he did something worse.
00:50:44They all did.
00:50:49That's when they
00:50:49decided to destroy
00:50:50my life.
00:50:53That's when
00:50:53the real nightmare
00:50:54began.
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:02Yanni!
00:51:03Whoa!
00:51:04Hey!
00:51:05What are you doing?
00:51:06Blowing down my pants
00:51:06giving me a blowjob
00:51:07like I'm a piece of meat.
00:51:09Money shop.
00:51:10Maybe you should
00:51:11buy me a date first,
00:51:12huh?
00:51:15You know what?
00:51:19Honestly,
00:51:20I won't screw you
00:51:22because you
00:51:22have just this
00:51:23really perfect ass.
00:51:25But
00:51:25right now
00:51:26I have much more
00:51:27important law for you.
00:51:30Yanni!
00:51:33Yanni!
00:51:33Yanni!
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:42Uncle Tony.
00:51:44You're here alive.
00:51:46Yes.
00:51:46As far as I know.
00:51:48Were you expecting
00:51:48something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him.
00:51:51So what was their
00:51:52secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony,
00:51:56I have to tell you
00:51:57something.
00:51:59It's important.
00:52:00I'm getting so good
00:52:01at this.
00:52:02I just keep winning
00:52:02this bingo bliss.
00:52:04It's about your ring.
00:52:07My ring.
00:52:08Yes, yes.
00:52:09You know,
00:52:10nephew Ryan
00:52:11came by
00:52:12and demanded
00:52:13I give him
00:52:14the ring.
00:52:15You know,
00:52:16the precious
00:52:17amethyst one.
00:52:18Then when I went
00:52:19to the safe
00:52:20to retrieve it,
00:52:22it was gone.
00:52:23Brittany,
00:52:23did you hear
00:52:24what I said?
00:52:25The ring
00:52:25was missing.
00:52:28someone stole it.
00:52:29Now,
00:52:30I know
00:52:31before everyone
00:52:32arrived,
00:52:32it was in the safe.
00:52:33I'm embarrassed
00:52:34to even consider
00:52:36that someone
00:52:37in my family
00:52:38would steal from me.
00:52:39Now,
00:52:40I know you
00:52:41wouldn't do it,
00:52:42but
00:52:43I'll do
00:52:44when I find out
00:52:45who did this.
00:52:46I can't do this.
00:52:47I can't keep
00:52:48the truth from him
00:52:49any longer.
00:52:50Uncle Tony,
00:52:51I have to tell
00:52:52you that
00:52:52everyone in this
00:52:53house is hiding
00:52:54something.
00:52:58God heavens,
00:52:59what is going on?
00:53:00Oh my God.
00:53:01Do you think
00:53:01you could fuck
00:53:02my fiance?
00:53:03Come on,
00:53:03get off.
00:53:04Okay,
00:53:05I'm fine.
00:53:06What is going
00:53:06on here?
00:53:07This lying slut
00:53:09knows exactly
00:53:10what's going on.
00:53:17Brittany,
00:53:17what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry,
00:53:21Uncle Tony.
00:53:22We all thought
00:53:22she was good
00:53:23and loyal,
00:53:24but turns out
00:53:25she's just
00:53:26a gold-digging
00:53:28whore.
00:53:29She seduced
00:53:30my fiance.
00:53:31She's wanted him
00:53:31ever since he was
00:53:32a young boy
00:53:33who had come
00:53:33to visit you.
00:53:34Who knows
00:53:35what else
00:53:35she'll destroy.
00:53:36Brittany,
00:53:37is it true?
00:53:37Are you having
00:53:38an affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No.
00:53:40Oh God,
00:53:41I'm so sorry
00:53:42you had to see that,
00:53:43Uncle Tony.
00:53:43Yes,
00:53:44it's all sorted
00:53:45and true,
00:53:45and I'm
00:53:46deeply ashamed
00:53:48but Brittany here,
00:53:49she's so obsessive
00:53:51and one moment
00:53:52of weakness
00:53:53and I gave in.
00:53:55Look,
00:53:55baby,
00:53:55I'm so sorry.
00:53:56What can I do
00:53:57to make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch.
00:54:01How can I ever
00:54:02trust you again?
00:54:03Look,
00:54:03baby,
00:54:03I was just fooled
00:54:04by this wicked woman.
00:54:07It's like this witchcraft,
00:54:08this pheromones,
00:54:09just they hit my nostrils
00:54:10and there's nothing
00:54:10I could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's primal.
00:54:14How many times
00:54:15have I put you
00:54:15in a made outfit
00:54:16and told you
00:54:17that it does it for me
00:54:18and you just expect
00:54:19me to come home
00:54:19and then suddenly
00:54:20this shows up?
00:54:21It used to be
00:54:22an old woman.
00:54:23That's what it is.
00:54:24She's just so not you
00:54:25that it just,
00:54:27it hits this other part
00:54:28of me
00:54:28and I don't understand it.
00:54:31Baby,
00:54:32please,
00:54:32okay?
00:54:32You just gotta forgive me,
00:54:33all right?
00:54:34It won't happen again.
00:54:35Only way for me to know
00:54:38is if we get rid of her.
00:54:40What?
00:54:42Uncle Tony,
00:54:44you have to believe me.
00:54:46He drugged me.
00:54:47Oh, please.
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:49Because you all want something
00:54:51from Uncle Tony.
00:54:53His ring
00:54:53and his inheritance.
00:54:55You're all liars
00:54:56and crooks.
00:54:58Well,
00:54:59I hate to say it,
00:55:00but she's right.
00:55:01Huh.
00:55:02Not you.
00:55:03Steph is right.
00:55:04This maid
00:55:05is a dirty liar
00:55:07and a whore.
00:55:08She stole me a ring,
00:55:10brought it to me,
00:55:11and asked to split
00:55:1250-50.
00:55:14Impossible.
00:55:14And now you're really
00:55:16beginning to piss me off,
00:55:17Sylvia.
00:55:17Hey, brother,
00:55:18I would never...
00:55:18I trust Brittany
00:55:19with my whole house.
00:55:20She would never do that.
00:55:22Hmm.
00:55:23Strange.
00:55:25Isn't she the only one
00:55:26with the password
00:55:27to your safe?
00:55:29Yes,
00:55:29and I still don't believe it.
00:55:31Well,
00:55:31why don't you ask
00:55:32your little maid
00:55:33who stole the ring
00:55:34and brought it to me?
00:55:41I took it,
00:55:42Tony,
00:55:44but...
00:55:44Oh, God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can't explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need to,
00:55:50Brittany.
00:55:52You've...
00:55:53deeply disappointed me.
00:55:55I took care of you
00:55:56and your sick mother
00:55:57every day for years.
00:56:04That all ends now.
00:56:07You can stay on
00:56:08and work
00:56:09the birthday dinner.
00:56:11But after that,
00:56:12you have to leave the house.
00:56:14Never to return.
00:56:19You have to leave the house.
00:56:20Never to return.
00:56:24Time to take out the trash.
00:56:36What they did to you,
00:56:38that's not okay.
00:56:39It's on my fault.
00:56:40What?
00:56:41No, no.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:42It's not your fault.
00:56:43If I had just told Tony
00:56:45what was happening,
00:56:47then none of it
00:56:49would have happened,
00:56:49but I just paved the way
00:56:53for them to...
00:56:55murder him.
00:56:59Tony died.
00:57:00And I'm to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not to blame.
00:57:06The only thing
00:57:06that you're to blame for
00:57:08is being a good person.
00:57:10You love.
00:57:11You trust.
00:57:12Those bastards
00:57:13took advantage of that, yes,
00:57:14but that does not
00:57:15make you a bad person.
00:57:17No, I am.
00:57:21I left you.
00:57:36Why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:41Your mother.
00:57:44She told me
00:57:45that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:47She threatened
00:57:48to have my mom fired
00:57:50and to get me expelled.
00:57:52To destroy our lives.
00:57:54All because you were
00:57:55from a prominent family
00:57:56and I was...
00:57:57the daughter of a maid.
00:57:59Oh, my God.
00:58:01I couldn't understand
00:58:02why you would just leave me.
00:58:05It broke my heart, too.
00:58:10I loved you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17I can't do this.
00:58:18It's just too confusing
00:58:19for me right now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:21I don't think it's confusing at all.
00:58:25I...
00:58:27I think that
00:58:29you came here tonight
00:58:30for a reason.
00:58:34I think that
00:58:35you're meant to be here
00:58:37because...
00:58:39I believe in second chances.
00:59:08it's just like this...
00:59:11The beds I poured the wine and now they're tracing every line
00:59:18If I didn't use my crying tonight
00:59:24Then read my tears in black and white
00:59:31Between my secrets candlelight
00:59:37I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove
00:59:44Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:50I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty's call
00:59:57But if you choose to walk away
01:00:00Then that's the price I'll have to pay
01:00:09I've loved and used my crying tonight
01:00:16Then let the truth come
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh nothing
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter
01:00:32Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
01:00:41So everyone in the house needs to hear it
01:00:42He needs murderers
01:00:43Okay we'll be right down
01:00:46Just give us a minute
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:55I'll protect you
01:01:00You will?
01:01:01I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:01:07But here you are
01:01:11And whatever happens
01:01:13I am not losing you again
01:01:15Not this time
01:01:17So if those bastards wanna mess with you
01:01:21They'll have to go through me
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on?
01:01:30It's ruining my photo
01:01:30Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh my god
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38Alright, alright everybody
01:01:39Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:01:44But he showed me where the will is
01:01:46I studied law so
01:01:47I should be the one to read it
01:01:49Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:53That's enough
01:01:54It can't be that hard
01:01:55There's gonna be one line
01:01:56And it's gonna name me as the sole heir
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother
01:02:06Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:02:11I am set and you can all go to hell
01:02:14Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:02:17What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:02:24You old wench
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off the window
01:02:28I would like to see you try
01:02:30Ladies, stop, stop, please
01:02:32Okay
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay
01:02:36Okay
01:02:37Yeah
01:02:44Okay
01:02:45I, Tony, being of sound mind and body, do hereby be- be- greeth- be- grieve? Be
01:02:56- grieve? Bequeath? Bequeath? Bequeath? Bequeath! Bequeath all of my earthly possessions
01:03:01I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan Villa, the vineyards, and the cars to my soul heiress
01:03:10Heiress?
01:03:11Heiress?
01:03:12Yes!
01:03:13It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:03:18Fuck you!
01:03:20Fuck you!
01:03:21Fuck you!
01:03:22Fuck you!
01:03:25To my soul heiress
01:03:29My maid
01:03:30My maid
01:03:31What?
01:03:32Britney Logan
01:03:32What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36Oh yeah, Mom?
01:03:37I'm just a whore!
01:03:40My maid
01:03:41Britney Logan
01:03:43What?
01:03:43Fucking whore! You're dead on a bitch!
01:03:46You're fucking a whore!
01:03:47You're fucking a whore!
01:03:49You're fucking a whore!
01:03:51You're fucking joking!
01:03:52What are you fucking joking?!
01:03:54Are you fucking joking?!
01:03:54You're fucking joking!
01:03:55No, seriously, give me noku!
01:03:55Fuck you! I got it!
01:03:57All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is,
01:04:03but there is one thing that I know for certain,
01:04:05and that is that the killer is here in this room currently.
01:04:09And unless that person comes forward right now and confesses, you're all under arrest.
01:04:16Okay, well, I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point.
01:04:20The murderer is Brittany.
01:04:22Brittany, like I said three hours ago, okay?
01:04:27Does everybody remember that?
01:04:28Can we all go to a flashback moment when I said that?
01:04:32I know who did it.
01:04:34It was her!
01:04:36Thank God you're here!
01:04:37My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here.
01:04:41Brittany is apparently, and against all logic and reason,
01:04:46Tony's sole heiress.
01:04:48I mean, fuck, that's her motive.
01:04:54She had a cover-up too.
01:04:56She knew that we were all coming here tonight,
01:04:59and she also knew that we all wanted something from Uncle Tony.
01:05:03So, what did she do?
01:05:06This little rat bitch decided to change the will right before his birthday.
01:05:13And she was spying on us.
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets.
01:05:18She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food.
01:05:29Clearly, we are a greedy type.
01:05:32Yes.
01:05:33And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony, let's be honest.
01:05:37But we could not actually commit cold hard murder.
01:05:41Even if we all thought about it.
01:05:46But this one here.
01:05:51Cover.
01:05:53Motive.
01:05:55Opportunity.
01:05:56I mean, Jesus, Mr. Police Officer, arrest this whore immediately.
01:06:03Wow.
01:06:04That was so clever and sexy, baby.
01:06:08How do you?
01:06:09Hi?
01:06:10What?
01:06:11What the hell?
01:06:15I'm sorry.
01:06:17The will, it's a hell of a motive and a hell of a twist.
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you from any of this.
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:06:36Brittany, please tell me that what we had was real.
01:06:38Do you really think that I killed Tony for his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think.
01:06:47I'm sorry.
01:06:48Mal, no, Mal.
01:06:54911, what's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah, it's Detective Beckham.
01:07:05I need all units to the harbor residence as soon as possible.
01:07:08Whatever you're doing can wait.
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:15Don't move a muscle.
01:07:18I'll be right back.
01:07:19No.
01:07:20Wait, Alan.
01:07:29Listen up.
01:07:30I don't care what you did or did not do.
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent.
01:07:34They will get you out if you agree to marry me and share the inheritance.
01:07:38You disgusting prick.
01:07:40I don't want the money.
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance.
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you.
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:48I'll unlock you right now, babes.
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me.
01:07:53Okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison.
01:07:56What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:02The most important thing now is Alan.
01:08:05I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real.
01:08:08And that I didn't kill Tony.
01:08:12Okay.
01:08:13I agree.
01:08:14Unlock me.
01:08:19Don't screw me, mate.
01:08:22I'll give you a promise.
01:08:25I'll give you a promise.
01:08:25I'll get him.
01:08:28That's binding.
01:08:39Alice?
01:08:43Alice!
01:08:58Hello, Brittany.
01:08:59Oh, my God.
01:09:02Hello, Brittany.
01:09:04Are you a ghost?
01:09:06Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax.
01:09:10Neither.
01:09:11Then what?
01:09:12How are you?
01:09:13I faked my death.
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize my entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on
01:09:21my fortune.
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch.
01:09:23I staged the whole thing.
01:09:25I do regret having to do so at your expense.
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you.
01:09:32And only you.
01:09:34Crazy old fool.
01:09:36Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I almost died at least five times with your stupid game.
01:09:44It wasn't all fake.
01:09:46And the truth is, I am sick.
01:09:50I won't live to celebrate my next birthday.
01:09:53And the inheritance is yours.
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple.
01:10:03You're the sweetest, kindest person I know.
01:10:07And I believe that good people deserve good things.
01:10:10There's not enough of that in the world.
01:10:12And so, my entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:10:27My entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:10:36But what about Alan?
01:10:37Alan.
01:10:39Alan, my friend, I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me.
01:10:42And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate.
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world, and the only one who can figure out what happened.
01:10:53We are old friends.
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys.
01:10:59ChatGPT says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit.
01:11:03So, we just split the assets evenly.
01:11:07So, it's fair.
01:11:09Ahem!
01:11:10I have something that I would like to say.
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all.
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth about what happened to Uncle Tony.
01:11:21Go ahead.
01:11:22Say it.
01:11:30Tony, you know, I only see you at my birthday.
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral.
01:11:40When I realized that you were only here for my money, I decided to test you and fake my death.
01:12:14Oh, my God!
01:12:17All the homes in my name, you're cut off.
01:12:20What?
01:12:22The Wakanda!
01:12:22Starting now, you have nothing.
01:12:25I hope you live streamed that.
01:12:34Listen up, old man.
01:12:36I don't give up like your loser family, okay?
01:12:39Yes, I can see that.
01:12:41You're of a different breed.
01:12:42Damn straight I am.
01:12:44And the only way you're going to get rid of me is if you give me what I came for.
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Oh, you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:55I already do.
01:12:58I'll make your life a living hell, old man.
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it.
01:13:03So if I give you the ring, you'll take my greedy nephew and leave forever.
01:13:09Yeah.
01:13:11Okay.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:13Sylvia, the ring.
01:13:40You scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:49Don't slander our mother, Sylvia.
01:13:51You were always her favorite.
01:13:54For no reason!
01:13:56You were better.
01:13:58You weren't smarter.
01:13:59And you weren't harder working.
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy,
01:14:04Dad, Mom invested in you.
01:14:08Sylvia.
01:14:10That's how you turned out to be rich.
01:14:12And I became poor.
01:14:15Because of a genetic roll of the dice.
01:14:18But this is my ring!
01:14:19I deserve it!
01:14:21Sylvia, even if you had been more a man,
01:14:24Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you.
01:14:26You're an ungrateful, untalented, lazy, compulsive liar.
01:14:30You deserve nothing.
01:14:35Oh, my God!
01:14:37No!
01:14:38Ah!
01:14:41What?
01:14:44No!
01:14:44I'm doing it again!
01:14:45Ow!
01:14:46Stop!
01:14:46Damn it!
01:14:47It's not a real gun, of course.
01:14:49What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop.
01:14:54A detective.
01:14:55And one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers,
01:14:59depraved enough to try to kill their own patriarch,
01:15:03will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun.
01:15:08Well, there's more of us than you,
01:15:10so we outnumber you.
01:15:13You want to say that again?
01:15:15Oh?
01:15:16You have a choice.
01:15:18You can either stay and wait for the rest of the police force to get here
01:15:21and arrest you for attempted murder,
01:15:24which should be any minute now,
01:15:26or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy.
01:15:30It's amazing that you idiots never realize in a house like this
01:15:36everything is recorded.
01:15:41Oh!
01:15:43Oh!
01:15:45Well?
01:15:46What'll it be?
01:15:49Well?
01:15:51What'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer in my life.
01:16:11But Sylvia ran away with your ring.
01:16:13Oh, let her have it.
01:16:14That's a two-dollar decoy.
01:16:17This is the real one.
01:16:24And do you like it?
01:16:27It's...
01:16:27It's beautiful.
01:16:29But I like you being alive.
01:16:30Much better.
01:16:33Well, I knew you would.
01:16:35That's why I'm giving it to you.
01:16:38I always said I would only give my family ring
01:16:42to someone who is marrying for true love.
01:16:46This is a $30 million dollar ring.
01:16:49No.
01:16:51$70 million.
01:16:57Go.
01:17:00Run to him.
01:17:08Wait!
01:17:09Alan!
01:17:11Are you leaving so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion.
01:17:18Um, speaking of family, I...
01:17:23I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle.
01:17:28Brittany, what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have any man in the world now.
01:17:34I know.
01:17:35You're a billionaire.
01:17:37And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective.
01:17:43Why would you want to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want to give up on us this time.
01:17:49I don't want to let you go.
01:17:53And I can't wait to see how your mom would react.
01:18:03Well?
01:18:11Brittany Logan, will you marry me?
01:18:18Yes.
01:18:45What is this?
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here.
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment.
01:19:06And it works.
01:19:07My test came back clearer.
01:19:09I feel wonderful.
01:19:10You look wonderful, but...
01:19:13How did I afford it?
01:19:14I have an angel.
01:19:18Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:19:22Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:19:26This is Alan, my future husband.
01:19:29Alan from school?
01:19:31Yes. It's good to see you again.
01:19:34Wow, he's hot.
01:19:36Excuse me?
01:19:37Oh, sorry. You're hot too.
01:19:40Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony are the two of you?
01:19:45Yes.
01:19:47Oh.
01:19:48I guess that's a story for the sequel.
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