Binge the viral, immensely satisfying, and explosive revenge drama "She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!" full movie with English subtitles.
🔥 Synopsis:
"They kicked the beggar out of the hospital. They didn't know she was the only one who could cure the dying billionaire."
Disguised as a ragged, homeless wanderer to hide from deadly assassins, the last descendant of an ancient, miraculous healing lineage is mocked and thrown into the streets by arrogant doctors. But when the city's most powerful, untouchable CEO falls into a comatose state that no modern medicine can cure, the 'beggar' steps up. Watch the glorious, fast-paced face-slapping karma unfold as the homeless girl reveals her true identity as the Healer Goddess, saving his life and making the snobbish elites grovel at her feet.
👉 Drama Details:
* Title: She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
* Genre: Hidden Master, Medical Genius, Face Slapping Drama, Ultimate Payback, Boss Lady Glow Up, Urban Fantasy, CEO Romance
* Format: Full Miniseries (Vertical Drama)
* Status: All Episodes Completed
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🔥 Synopsis:
"They kicked the beggar out of the hospital. They didn't know she was the only one who could cure the dying billionaire."
Disguised as a ragged, homeless wanderer to hide from deadly assassins, the last descendant of an ancient, miraculous healing lineage is mocked and thrown into the streets by arrogant doctors. But when the city's most powerful, untouchable CEO falls into a comatose state that no modern medicine can cure, the 'beggar' steps up. Watch the glorious, fast-paced face-slapping karma unfold as the homeless girl reveals her true identity as the Healer Goddess, saving his life and making the snobbish elites grovel at her feet.
👉 Drama Details:
* Title: She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
* Genre: Hidden Master, Medical Genius, Face Slapping Drama, Ultimate Payback, Boss Lady Glow Up, Urban Fantasy, CEO Romance
* Format: Full Miniseries (Vertical Drama)
* Status: All Episodes Completed
#ShesNotHomelessShesHealerGoddess #ShortDramaFull #MiniSeries #WebDrama #FullMovie #ReelShort #DramaBox #ShortTV #EnglishSubtitles
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:03Oh, my God.
00:02:08Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
00:03:40granting you a wish grant me a wish that you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity it all
00:03:47starts with the loss of faith what's it oh jeez this is giving me a migraine are you telling me
00:03:54to pray to
00:03:54god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh i wish for
00:04:02you to
00:04:02cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog
00:04:08if i wanted
00:04:08to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:16hold still
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:31on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:57don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:03i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the
00:05:55world but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:02these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:13who the goddess of healing wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's
00:06:22correct her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes
00:06:30her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:06:38seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care
00:06:44if i go
00:06:45bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander
00:07:18she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother
00:07:25exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying
00:07:31the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty
00:07:39thing
00:07:40is your companion don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:49don't touch him
00:07:52they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:03oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:10i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:22some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:30disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:10only here to
00:09:11repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:19you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:27if he's a hero
00:09:28to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly
00:09:35saved
00:09:35this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:48marrying a
00:09:49penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her even
00:09:55if
00:09:55she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cuts in the lowest
00:10:01ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay what the hell are you doing
00:10:37i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:43sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash
00:10:48her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the
00:10:54condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from
00:11:01licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal
00:11:07medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:23is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so you so you think that this
00:11:29this
00:11:29crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the
00:11:35homeless
00:11:36asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does
00:11:41solve
00:11:41this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified
00:11:48but lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:56yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:01and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course
00:12:07none of you have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those
00:12:13with both chd and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning
00:12:19the lottery but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i
00:12:27mean
00:12:27you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:34you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to
00:12:42real
00:12:42medical school oh so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown
00:12:49show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be
00:12:56a
00:12:56challenge oh my god if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:02i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:13:08an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:12and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:17then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:24and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:30these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:36your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:45don't worry i got this
00:13:50it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:02lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:09are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:15son i'll give you everything
00:14:25i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:31i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:41listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:47of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:55couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:15:05stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of
00:15:11harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18oh yeah
00:15:18hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:45you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:00lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:06queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:13antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:39get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:48but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:54way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:58live on to
00:16:59give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:06let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:17:16nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:24alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:31all right but i warn you no funny business
00:18:06so
00:18:13so
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:41armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:49would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:54held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:01faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:10you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:16she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:20you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:29oh my
00:19:36i told you i'll stay out
00:19:43this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:52i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:11i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:19steal the
00:20:19hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:22oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:32you regain consciousness
00:20:43help me i just want
00:20:50something is wrong
00:20:54you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:57lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:11sir
00:21:12the swat team is here
00:21:13captain morales
00:21:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:22i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:25rest assured general armstrong
00:21:27we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:34right
00:21:35rewrite the wrong
00:21:40human
00:21:44who the fuck are you
00:21:45and what the fuck are you
00:21:49good
00:21:49you're awake
00:21:51i'm saving you
00:21:52saving me
00:21:54by bathing with me
00:21:56who are you
00:21:57you're a fucking spy
00:21:58talk
00:21:59i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:03you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:08i will never
00:22:09i will
00:22:23look who's guilty now
00:22:27look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:29all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:31a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:35and her breasts
00:22:36science okay
00:22:38it just means that my body
00:22:39oh shut up
00:22:40excuse me
00:22:43you just talked to me with your friend
00:22:45and i'm a professional
00:22:47i hear lysander's voice
00:22:48captain do something now
00:22:50ready
00:22:56we're almost there
00:22:58aim
00:23:01get him boys
00:23:02get him
00:23:04fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:23those
00:23:24demons
00:23:24how is this possible
00:23:26it's not even a scratch
00:23:28I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:31Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:34No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:37She's not the dark witch.
00:23:38Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:42This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:46How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:48That's right.
00:23:49The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:53If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:56Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:57Think about it.
00:23:59We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:00He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:02Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:03You're right.
00:24:04This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:10Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:13No, no.
00:24:14Absolutely not.
00:24:16There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:19How could you know for sure?
00:24:20Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:24You're wrong, sir.
00:24:25This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:30It's called borderline revival.
00:24:32She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:35But only temporarily.
00:24:37It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:41That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:44I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:50My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:52He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:57Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:58The witch doctor.
00:25:00Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:04My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:07You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:11I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:17from me.
00:25:19This is it.
00:25:21The finishing touch.
00:25:22I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:25So we can both survive.
00:25:45It's poison gas.
00:25:48Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:53Poison gas?
00:25:54My son is in there.
00:25:56You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:58No, don't worry, General.
00:25:59Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:03Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:06Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:08And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:11They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:16I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:19But it's now or never.
00:26:33What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:35It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:36Wait a second.
00:26:38You don't think that they're...
00:26:40You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:43Don't point your fingers at me.
00:26:45If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:49Oh my God.
00:26:49Yeah?
00:26:50She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:52I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:56Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:00This is taking way too long.
00:27:03Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:05The big guns.
00:27:07These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:10Bazooka.
00:27:11She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:14Crap.
00:27:15Oh my God.
00:27:15Get back, son.
00:27:17Ready.
00:27:19Aim.
00:27:20Oh, shit.
00:27:25Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:40The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:42Shoot her dead now.
00:27:43Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:45I said stand down.
00:27:48Don't listen to her.
00:27:49She's a fraud.
00:27:50A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:52I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:56If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:58You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:01Wait a second.
00:28:02Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:04He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:05You can see for yourself.
00:28:07Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:10That is it.
00:28:11No more stalling, General.
00:28:13If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:19Don't hurt her.
00:28:25She's cured.
00:28:31His pulse is regular.
00:28:33In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:38There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:49Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:51Lysander's warm again.
00:28:52He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:54And his heart is strong.
00:28:56Come, feel it.
00:28:59I saved my son.
00:29:02Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:05Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:10I've learned my lesson.
00:29:11I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:16Wait, wait, no, no, there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:22medicine than the queen, angel, and I.
00:29:26The goddess healer.
00:29:31Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:34But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:40day after 20.
00:29:42It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:43What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:46Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:50Take care.
00:29:51No, wait.
00:29:52Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:55He's right.
00:29:56We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:01if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:04Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:11I am already engaged.
00:30:17Already engaged?
00:30:18I am.
00:30:18I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:25But don't be disappointed.
00:30:27Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:29I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:31Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:34But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:36Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:39Take the gold.
00:30:40No, really.
00:30:42I don't need anything.
00:30:43I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:49Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:30:51He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:56I must go.
00:31:03Hobo close.
00:31:05Halo glow.
00:31:07I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:10It was just dumb luck.
00:31:12She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:14She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:23I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:31I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:37No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:40Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:43I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:48You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:51Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:55No.
00:31:56We're not for us.
00:31:57No, she's just better than us.
00:32:00Oh, my God.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:07She's no average Jane.
00:32:08No, she isn't.
00:32:09She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:11But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:14why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:18But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:19No normal person could have done that.
00:32:21Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:25I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:26I have to find her.
00:32:27I have to make her my life.
00:32:29She won my heart over, too.
00:32:30But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:34All right, listen.
00:32:36I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:43I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:44So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:51Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:53She waited for you for three years.
00:32:56She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:58And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:00One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:03So get lost.
00:33:05Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:14Grandma.
00:33:15Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:19I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:21I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:25In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:28So sign over to the house now.
00:33:35You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:38And I did.
00:33:39For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:42Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:45And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:48Do you have no shame?
00:33:49We were together for three years.
00:33:51And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:53when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:01That's how much you would owe me
00:34:02if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:07I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:09of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:15Oh, yeah?
00:34:17Well, Marissa
00:34:19is so much better than you.
00:34:21She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:24And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:29Dude!
00:34:31And you?
00:34:33You're still nothing.
00:34:35So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:38Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:39Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:43Oops.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:46That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:48the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:55You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:58I certainly did.
00:34:59In fact, Marissa,
00:35:01you and your dimwit brother
00:35:03only have everything you have
00:35:05all thanks to me.
00:35:11Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:13That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:16You two are the ungrateful,
00:35:18cheating scum here.
00:35:19My granddaughter supported you
00:35:22and your entire family
00:35:24for three years while you were gone.
00:35:26How dare you insult her?
00:35:29It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:30Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:33Poor Edna.
00:35:34She still doesn't know
00:35:35what you're doing out there
00:35:36on the streets, huh?
00:35:37What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:39Show her, Bob.
00:35:45This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:47your granddaughter is.
00:35:48She didn't purchase this house
00:35:50on her own.
00:35:50She was begging on the street
00:35:52for money.
00:35:54I can't be caught
00:35:55with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:58Even if you got no game,
00:35:59I got street cred
00:36:00I got out of keep.
00:36:01You dig?
00:36:02The word you're looking for
00:36:03is dignity.
00:36:04And you're one to speak,
00:36:06cheater.
00:36:08Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:13I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:15I want to see how regular,
00:36:17everyday people live
00:36:18so that I can help them.
00:36:20Of course,
00:36:21those without substance underneath
00:36:23would never understand that.
00:36:25What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:26It means
00:36:27the new girlfriend you think
00:36:28is an upgrade
00:36:29is actually a downgrade.
00:36:35Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:37Just sign the damn papers
00:36:38and we can each get on
00:36:38with our lives.
00:36:52At your wedding, I will.
00:36:54What?
00:36:55If you won't do good by me
00:36:57of breaking things off
00:36:58before two-timing me
00:36:59with my best friend,
00:37:01why should I do good by you?
00:37:03I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:04at your wedding
00:37:05as a charity to you.
00:37:08Fucking bitch!
00:37:09You better keep your word.
00:37:11Oh, that's rich.
00:37:13After tomorrow,
00:37:14you will never feel
00:37:14so rich ever again.
00:37:16Do you remember that?
00:37:24Trixie,
00:37:24Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:27They'll destroy you
00:37:28if you show
00:37:29even so much as a hair
00:37:30at their wedding.
00:37:31Grandma,
00:37:32I have to confess
00:37:33something to you.
00:37:34I've secretly amassed
00:37:36a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:38Trillions?
00:37:41That would make you
00:37:42the richest person
00:37:44on the planet.
00:37:45It's because of
00:37:46the healing hands
00:37:47I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:49the god of healing.
00:37:50I've saved several world leaders
00:37:53with these hands.
00:37:54That's how I was able
00:37:55to give Marissa
00:37:56the presidential contract
00:37:57and become
00:37:58the goddess healer.
00:37:59It makes me angrier
00:38:00hearing her name
00:38:02knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:03But please,
00:38:05Trixie dear,
00:38:06I know it was
00:38:07to broken your heart,
00:38:08but
00:38:09embellishing your worth
00:38:11and who you are,
00:38:12it will only delay
00:38:14the healing process.
00:38:15You don't have to believe
00:38:16me just yet.
00:38:17After we lost mom and dad
00:38:19because we didn't have
00:38:20the money for their
00:38:21medical bills,
00:38:22I vowed that I would
00:38:24do everything I can
00:38:25to serve those in need.
00:38:27That's why I'm taking
00:38:28everything back from Butch
00:38:29and I'm giving it back
00:38:30to charity.
00:38:31You've always had
00:38:32an angel's heart.
00:38:33I'm certain you will
00:38:34meet someone
00:38:35who will treat you right,
00:38:37who actually deserves you.
00:38:39You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:43Oh, yeah.
00:38:45You stopped.
00:38:49You said Trixie's
00:38:50crashing your wedding?
00:38:51She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:54She's probably
00:38:54trying to extort you
00:38:55now that she knows
00:38:56you're rich as fuck.
00:38:58One hope when nobody
00:38:59steps on Snake.
00:39:00Snake bites back hard.
00:39:03So let her calm
00:39:03and embarrass herself.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:06You mean
00:39:08we broadcast
00:39:10that video of you?
00:39:14Yes.
00:39:15Her cavewoman
00:39:15stick the 19th century
00:39:17tin can.
00:39:18She'll prop me up
00:39:19higher on my pedestal
00:39:20and the whole world
00:39:20sees her in her
00:39:21homeless mess
00:39:22against my presidential
00:39:23glow up.
00:39:24Let's turn this party
00:39:25into her funeral.
00:39:33There he is.
00:39:36Welcome home, brother.
00:39:38Welcome home, General!
00:39:42Sir?
00:39:43It's the homeless woman
00:39:44who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:45This is the file
00:39:46of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:47He served with your regiment
00:39:48in the Marines.
00:39:49You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:50that could barely
00:39:51carry supplies?
00:39:52Well, she's been providing
00:39:53for him and his entire family
00:39:54while he's been deployed
00:39:55overseas, sir.
00:39:56So she waited for him
00:39:57for years
00:39:58and then he betrayed her.
00:39:59Fucking coward.
00:40:00According to Intel,
00:40:01she's planning to bring it down
00:40:02on them at their wedding.
00:40:03And we should join her.
00:40:06Men, I'm only alive today
00:40:07because of that
00:40:08virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power
00:40:10that saved my life.
00:40:11So she needs our support.
00:40:13Will you join me
00:40:13in protecting her?
00:40:14Yes, sir!
00:40:15We will learn our lives
00:40:16to protect her, sir!
00:40:18And let's roll.
00:40:35Welcome everyone
00:40:35to my wedding.
00:40:37Today is a very special day
00:40:38for me and Butch.
00:40:39Not only are we getting married,
00:40:40but in just one hour,
00:40:41my company will be receiving
00:40:43the presidential contract
00:40:44allowing my biomedical company
00:40:46to go public.
00:40:51congratulations on the contract
00:40:52once again,
00:40:53Mrs.
00:40:53Wait, who?
00:40:54Stowe,
00:40:55butch is taking my last name.
00:40:57Oh, and please,
00:40:57don't be so uptight,
00:40:58Secretary Cho.
00:41:00You are the secretary
00:41:01of the entire
00:41:02U.S. Health Department,
00:41:03but this is a partay
00:41:04after all.
00:41:05I see some of the
00:41:06most important people
00:41:07in the nation
00:41:08have also arrived
00:41:09to celebrate you.
00:41:12The U.S. president
00:41:13will also be arriving soon
00:41:15to give you
00:41:16the contract herself.
00:41:17It's an honor.
00:41:18And that's why Sasa
00:41:19is the best wife
00:41:20a man could ever dream of.
00:41:23We will make sure
00:41:24the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:26We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:30Not so fast.
00:41:32The party doesn't start
00:41:33until I say it does.
00:41:56You two really are
00:41:57a match made in hell.
00:41:59So I've come to save
00:42:00your guests
00:42:00from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:02I don't recognize it
00:42:03from any of our elite circles.
00:42:05Who is she?
00:42:06This is our entertainment
00:42:08for tonight, sir.
00:42:09Just watch.
00:42:13Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:14This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:16You lost.
00:42:16I bet she's here
00:42:17to bum a meal off us.
00:42:19You know, being this poor.
00:42:22Me, bum a meal.
00:42:24Have you forgotten
00:42:25that it was I
00:42:25who bankrolled you two
00:42:26for the last three years?
00:42:28And what evidence
00:42:28do you have of that?
00:42:30Look at me,
00:42:30then go look at yourself
00:42:31in the mirror.
00:42:32I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:35Even the first woman president
00:42:36will be here any second
00:42:37now to congratulate me.
00:42:39And you're nothing
00:42:39but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:42Sasa, she's like
00:42:43so obsessed with me.
00:42:44She's like...
00:42:45See, everyone?
00:42:48Butch already cut ties
00:42:49with his ex,
00:42:50but she's so shameless
00:42:51and desperate
00:42:52that she'd still show up
00:42:53to my wedding
00:42:54to suck up to me.
00:42:56This is what poor,
00:42:57sad girls do.
00:42:58They beg for scraps
00:43:00from us,
00:43:01the rich and glorious.
00:43:03Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:04You might feel
00:43:05all high and mighty now,
00:43:06but don't bite the hand
00:43:07that feeds you.
00:43:09Especially when I'm the one
00:43:10who's giving you the contract.
00:43:16You giving me the contract?
00:43:19You have no skills,
00:43:21no education,
00:43:22no connection,
00:43:23so how could you possibly
00:43:24have a pool
00:43:25to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:27to give me
00:43:28a billion dollar contract?
00:43:30We both share
00:43:30humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:32And I saw potential in you.
00:43:34Even trusted you
00:43:35as my best friend.
00:43:36But I recognize now
00:43:37that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:40Don't be all sore now
00:43:41just because I stole your man.
00:43:43This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:45They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:47for fun.
00:43:48Damn right.
00:43:49You were
00:43:50too embarrassing for me.
00:43:53Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:55I can say that now
00:43:56that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:57Bravo!
00:43:59Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:00Quick!
00:44:01Somebody put that
00:44:02on a memoir.
00:44:02Sasa, she's embarrassing
00:44:03me in front of everyone.
00:44:05She'll make her sup.
00:44:06Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:07She's a gold digging,
00:44:09blood sucking leech.
00:44:10I don't even have
00:44:11to lift a finger
00:44:12and you're already
00:44:12embarrassing yourself
00:44:13in front of everyone
00:44:14for me, butch.
00:44:17You may look and sound
00:44:18like a man,
00:44:19but you're nothing
00:44:20but a pathetic coward.
00:44:21Okay, enough!
00:44:22You know what I always
00:44:23couldn't stand about you?
00:44:24Your moral posturing.
00:44:26But guess what?
00:44:28Morals are just lies
00:44:29to make you lame girls
00:44:30feel better about yourselves.
00:44:31That's why no man
00:44:32will choose you
00:44:33over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:35Because I've got
00:44:35the material goods
00:44:37and you're just
00:44:38all empty talk.
00:44:39I'm not here
00:44:39to request to be chosen
00:44:41because I'm the one
00:44:42who's doing the choosing.
00:44:45See this?
00:45:03The one that's supposed
00:45:05to make us all rich
00:45:05as fuck?
00:45:06No, absolutely not.
00:45:08I don't believe it.
00:45:10You all sound so scared already.
00:45:12Don't worry.
00:45:12This isn't that contract.
00:45:15It's the lease
00:45:16to the modest home
00:45:17you try to swindle from me.
00:45:21See everyone?
00:45:22She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:24But you don't even have
00:45:24the guts to go all the way.
00:45:26Look at her following orders.
00:45:27I asked her to sign over
00:45:29the lease and here she is.
00:45:30Like a good little
00:45:32peasant slave.
00:45:33That house is worth
00:45:34all her life savings.
00:45:38You want to, uh,
00:45:40I don't know,
00:45:40beg for a little treat
00:45:41while you're at it?
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:52You misunderstand me.
00:45:54I'm here to take back
00:45:55everything I've ever given you.
00:45:57I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:58Oh!
00:45:59Oh!
00:46:01Oh!
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:04Oh!
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:05Bro, she's gone cuckoo
00:46:07in the head.
00:46:08She thinks that just because
00:46:09she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:10she can pretend to be
00:46:11a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:46:13You wish you had
00:46:14that kind of money
00:46:14to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:16It's just a drop
00:46:17in the bucket for me.
00:46:18Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:21You've gotten delusional
00:46:22and you think you're Cinderella
00:46:23so you can just show up
00:46:24to a fancy party
00:46:25and some Prince Charming
00:46:27will scoop you
00:46:27into money forever?
00:46:28Well, that's not happening.
00:46:30Security!
00:46:31Lock the doors!
00:46:32This woman doesn't leave
00:46:33until we're through with her.
00:46:37This is where your dreams
00:46:39will die, bitch!
00:46:43We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:45She's being cornered
00:46:45by her ex and his mistress
00:46:46at the Wickham wedding
00:46:47right now.
00:46:48Butch Tanner.
00:46:49Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:49he died in battle
00:46:50after I'm done with him.
00:46:52Let's go.
00:46:57You think a few toy guns
00:46:58scare me, Marissa?
00:46:59I've saved plenty of people
00:47:01from much worse.
00:47:03Including your head
00:47:04of command, Butch.
00:47:05General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:08You mean the legendary
00:47:09war hero?
00:47:10He's been in a coma
00:47:11for years after he saved
00:47:12the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:14You're an unskilled,
00:47:16unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:18So how could you possibly
00:47:19have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone
00:47:22like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:24No one here's gonna believe you.
00:47:25If you really cured
00:47:26the incurable general,
00:47:27then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:29Virgin Mary.
00:47:31And she's not.
00:47:32You're just asking
00:47:33to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:35Show them, Butch.
00:47:37Oh my God.
00:47:41See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:43Trixie's just a
00:47:45freeloading beggar.
00:47:49She won't leave me
00:47:50and Marissa alone
00:47:51because we're rich
00:47:52as fuck now.
00:47:53I'm a major
00:47:54in the Marines.
00:47:55Sasa, she has
00:47:57a billion dollar
00:47:58biomedical contract
00:47:59with the military.
00:48:01Approved by the first
00:48:03female president
00:48:04of the United States
00:48:05herself, bitch.
00:48:06How despicable.
00:48:07She's just trying
00:48:08to leech off you
00:48:09like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:11Get out of here.
00:48:12No one wants to marry you.
00:48:13No free meals
00:48:14for the poor.
00:48:15Do you see this,
00:48:16Trixie?
00:48:17This is high society.
00:48:19So you're either
00:48:20born on a silver spoon
00:48:21or you're as accomplished
00:48:22as me to be here.
00:48:24Maybe if you do
00:48:25some serious
00:48:25dick-sucking here,
00:48:27maybe someone
00:48:28will drop a couple
00:48:29bucks in your tin can.
00:48:33I already have
00:48:34everything one
00:48:35can dream of.
00:48:35But I valued
00:48:36our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:37Which is why I came here
00:48:38to give you a second chance.
00:48:40To see if you'd
00:48:41apologize and admit
00:48:42to your backstabbing.
00:48:43But no.
00:48:44You stooped so low
00:48:46it disgusts me.
00:48:48Nothing is more
00:48:49disgusting than you
00:48:50standing on street corners
00:48:51like a bum.
00:48:52And who knows
00:48:53if you've already
00:48:54started offering
00:48:55sexual services.
00:48:57Well then,
00:48:59why don't you
00:49:00get on your knees
00:49:00for me, Trixie?
00:49:01My brother
00:49:02will never take you back.
00:49:04No man will marry
00:49:05an embarrassment
00:49:06like you.
00:49:07But make me happy?
00:49:09And I might consider
00:49:10making you my
00:49:11personal prostitute.
00:49:23How dare you
00:49:24hit my brother?
00:49:25I'm never letting
00:49:26you leave here alive.
00:49:28Boss, I
00:49:29had to do something.
00:49:30Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:32After I'm done
00:49:32with you, Trixie,
00:49:33not even the goddess
00:49:34of healing
00:49:35will be able to save you.
00:49:37Oh, is that so?
00:49:40Security!
00:49:42Get down on your knees
00:49:44and give Bob
00:49:45one hell of a blowjob
00:49:46in front of everybody
00:49:47here or I'll pop
00:49:49so many holes in you
00:49:50the men here
00:49:51won't know
00:49:51which one to fuck.
00:49:52I don't need to be
00:49:53the goddess of anything
00:49:54to punish you.
00:49:55Any of the powerful
00:49:56leaders I've saved
00:49:57before could crush you
00:49:58before you even
00:49:59touch me.
00:50:00Dream on!
00:50:02You wish General
00:50:03Licender scooped
00:50:04you off your feet
00:50:05but you weren't
00:50:05good enough for me.
00:50:06You're definitely
00:50:07not good enough
00:50:08for him.
00:50:08Enough!
00:50:09You're souring my party
00:50:11so you either
00:50:12get the fuck out
00:50:14or I'm gonna
00:50:14shoot you.
00:50:16On the count of three!
00:50:18I think I quite like it here.
00:50:19Two!
00:50:21Two!
00:50:22Two!
00:50:24Two!
00:50:24Two!
00:50:26Two!
00:50:27Three!
00:50:29Three!
00:50:30Two!
00:50:31This wine is so delicious.
00:50:34One!
00:50:35Shoot!
00:50:38Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:40on my future wife.
00:50:48It's...
00:50:48It's...
00:50:49It's...
00:50:59Who the hell is this?
00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:05Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No, I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:14You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:16I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:20Really, it was nothing.
00:51:23I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:25not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:39Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:40She waited for you for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major.
00:52:08Look, man.
00:52:09I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:12Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:14but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:28You're a coward.
00:52:38We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind,
00:52:49so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major.
00:52:56You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:59I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:01Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:03I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you been doing this whole time
00:53:06if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell your house to hire this actor
00:53:21so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless
00:53:27because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:32A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like they don't know who you are
00:53:37since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:40Maybe we should try to play some of some more.
00:53:42Don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:45Yes.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen.
00:53:55I know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:57after you saved my life.
00:53:59But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind of man
00:54:05to get close to a woman
00:54:06and then just disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:13Listen, Trixie.
00:54:14Trixie, I have never met a woman
00:54:18like you.
00:54:20So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:23So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:27This guy's either nuts
00:54:29or a really, really good actor.
00:54:32Mm-hmm.
00:54:32Oscar-worthy.
00:54:33Oscar-worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:44So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:48Worth $500 million,
00:54:49previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second gift.
00:54:56This contains all the rights
00:54:58to my entire fortune,
00:55:01which is now yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:05It must be pennies.
00:55:06They already spent their entire life savings
00:55:08on this clown show.
00:55:09They've got nothing left.
00:55:11Why, Sander?
00:55:12I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:13No, look, I know.
00:55:15I know that you are the farthest thing
00:55:17from a material woman.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19Which is exactly why
00:55:20my third gift
00:55:22is, um,
00:55:24well...
00:55:39Cleo!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:45You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you,
00:55:52it's so much more.
00:55:54Trixie Amore,
00:55:58will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't say no
00:56:03to this doggo?
00:56:07Yes,
00:56:08I will marry you.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:28Woo!
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:31The only power couple here
00:56:32is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone
00:56:36how worth his Trixie is.
00:56:38No man
00:56:40in their right mind
00:56:41would marry
00:56:42that embarrassing
00:56:43sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45I don't care
00:56:46if she's homeless or not,
00:56:46but I'm making
00:56:47this woman my wife,
00:56:49which means that
00:56:50she will be treated as
00:56:51and cherished as
00:56:52the most precious woman
00:56:53on Earth.
00:56:54Understand?
00:56:59You still don't realize
00:57:00that my brother
00:57:01is the most powerful
00:57:02man on Earth.
00:57:03This is General
00:57:04Lysander
00:57:05Armstrong.
00:57:13As if
00:57:14like the almighty
00:57:16General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:17would propose
00:57:18to a homeless prostitute
00:57:20like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes,
00:57:21the Armstrong family
00:57:22basically controlled
00:57:22the global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong
00:57:25would sooner marry
00:57:26the Princess of England
00:57:27than someone
00:57:27from the lowest rank
00:57:28of society.
00:57:30I bet my life
00:57:31you're all just
00:57:31actors.
00:57:33Then you better
00:57:33enjoy your last breath.
00:57:34Come on,
00:57:35Lysander.
00:57:36What are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them
00:57:37what we can do
00:57:37and get revenge
00:57:38for Trixie.
00:57:39What can a bunch
00:57:39of piss poor people
00:57:40do to us,
00:57:41the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with
00:57:43your poor people
00:57:43bad luck?
00:57:44She wishes.
00:57:45She could blame
00:57:46her low status
00:57:47on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is,
00:57:48she's just a useless,
00:57:50lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:52She's utterly
00:57:53unmarriable.
00:57:56I can dispose of them
00:57:58in other means
00:57:59if you don't
00:58:00prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them
00:58:02myself,
00:58:02but I'll let you
00:58:05do all the
00:58:06heavy lifting.
00:58:07Go ahead,
00:58:08Lysander.
00:58:15Yes,
00:58:15hello,
00:58:16this is Lysander.
00:58:16Please bankrupt
00:58:18Marissa Wickham
00:58:19for me.
00:58:20Oh my gosh,
00:58:22I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone these days
00:58:24could call anyone
00:58:25and pretend
00:58:25to be on the phone.
00:58:33Uh,
00:58:33hello?
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:37What?
00:58:42I'm going
00:58:43bankrupt!
00:58:53Are you sure
00:58:54that was
00:58:54the call,
00:58:55Sasa?
00:58:56That was a real call?
00:58:57People don't just
00:58:58suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:58like that.
00:58:59My company's dead!
00:59:00It evaporated!
00:59:02It's the thin air!
00:59:06That's impossible!
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What did you do?
00:59:11Secretary Cho,
00:59:12you said you're
00:59:13the Secretary of Health,
00:59:14right?
00:59:14And you yourself
00:59:15said that the
00:59:15Armstrong family
00:59:16owns the entire
00:59:17global stock market.
00:59:18Could that be
00:59:19how they
00:59:19bankrupted
00:59:20Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that means
00:59:24you're
00:59:25really Lysander
00:59:26Armstrong,
00:59:27the richest
00:59:28and most
00:59:29powerful man
00:59:30in the country.
00:59:31Drake sees Mary
00:59:32the famed
00:59:33war hero,
00:59:35the man
00:59:35every girl
00:59:35wants
00:59:36and every man
00:59:36wants to be.
00:59:39Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad
00:59:41will always
00:59:42end up losing
00:59:43everything.
00:59:44There's got to be
00:59:45some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just
00:59:47bums trying
00:59:47to extort money
00:59:48from us.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:51It's a huge
00:59:51huge.
00:59:52It's a huge
00:59:52huge.
00:59:54It's a huge
00:59:58I know why
00:59:59you're all over
01:00:00Trixie.
01:00:00Because you've
01:00:01been in the military
01:00:01for so long,
01:00:02you don't know
01:00:02what a real
01:00:03woman can do
01:00:03for you.
01:00:05Let me take you
01:00:06to my wedding
01:00:06chamber and I'll
01:00:07show you a good
01:00:08time.
01:00:10Do you have
01:00:11your hands
01:00:11for me?
01:00:12Or I'll have
01:00:13them removed
01:00:13for you.
01:00:18I would never
01:00:19be interested
01:00:20in a woman
01:00:20who's as vile
01:00:22and cruel
01:00:22and wicked
01:00:23as you are.
01:00:24Guess the cheater
01:00:25gets cheated on
01:00:26eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was just
01:00:30trying to save
01:00:30the company.
01:00:32I don't blame
01:00:33her at all.
01:00:33Your double
01:00:34standards are
01:00:34incredible.
01:00:35Okay, you don't
01:00:36want me?
01:00:37Fine.
01:00:38But there's plenty
01:00:39of other
01:00:39efficiency.
01:00:40I can give
01:00:40you a room
01:00:41full of pageant
01:00:42winners,
01:00:4218 years old,
01:00:44fresh for the
01:00:45taking.
01:00:52I did that
01:00:53so you wouldn't
01:00:53have to,
01:00:54Miss Trixie.
01:00:55Thank you,
01:00:55Devon.
01:00:57Marissa,
01:00:58not only have
01:00:59you backstabbed
01:01:00me,
01:01:00your best friend,
01:01:02by stealing
01:01:03my fiancé,
01:01:04but now you'd
01:01:05sell out other
01:01:05innocent girls
01:01:06just to get
01:01:06your company
01:01:07back?
01:01:07You're an
01:01:08insult to all
01:01:09good women
01:01:09out there.
01:01:10No, to all
01:01:11of humanity.
01:01:12So now,
01:01:12everything that
01:01:13I've ever given
01:01:14you to,
01:01:15I'm taking it
01:01:16all back.
01:01:18Wait,
01:01:19everyone,
01:01:20stop.
01:01:23They're
01:01:23imposters.
01:01:28I just got
01:01:29off the phone
01:01:30with the
01:01:30president and
01:01:30she said
01:01:31your contract
01:01:31is not
01:01:31getting cancelled
01:01:32because it
01:01:33was assigned
01:01:34by the
01:01:34goddess healer
01:01:35herself.
01:01:35So we
01:01:36won't go
01:01:37bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess
01:01:38healer?
01:01:39You mean
01:01:39the eccentric
01:01:40and highly
01:01:41elusive sage
01:01:41in the field
01:01:42of medicine
01:01:42approved
01:01:43of my
01:01:43biomedical
01:01:44products?
01:01:45Yes,
01:01:46that's the
01:01:46highest honor
01:01:47anyone can
01:01:47have in the
01:01:48field of
01:01:48health and
01:01:49medicine.
01:01:49The goddess
01:01:50healer's
01:01:51motto is
01:01:51the right
01:01:52rewrites
01:01:53the wrong,
01:01:54the left
01:01:54leave the
01:01:54wrong
01:01:55bereft.
01:01:56That means
01:01:57she's
01:01:57rewarding me.
01:01:58The president
01:01:59would never
01:02:00let your
01:02:00company go
01:02:01bankrupt.
01:02:02In fact,
01:02:02she's on
01:02:03her way
01:02:03now.
01:02:06So you're
01:02:06telling me
01:02:07this
01:02:07dashingly
01:02:08handsome
01:02:09motherfucker
01:02:09over here
01:02:10isn't
01:02:11Lysander
01:02:11Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the
01:02:12cares who
01:02:13he is?
01:02:13If the
01:02:14president
01:02:14and the
01:02:15goddess
01:02:15healer
01:02:15approves
01:02:16of my
01:02:16products,
01:02:17who cares
01:02:17about this
01:02:18washed-up
01:02:18war hero?
01:02:19We can
01:02:19break his
01:02:20legs,
01:02:20break his
01:02:20arms,
01:02:21no one
01:02:21would even
01:02:21bat an
01:02:22eye.
01:02:22She even
01:02:23gave us
01:02:23explicit
01:02:24permission
01:02:24to call
01:02:24upon
01:02:25secret
01:02:25services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29You're
01:02:30under arrest
01:02:30for fraudulent
01:02:31claims and
01:02:32identity theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I
01:02:40still get the
01:02:40last laugh,
01:02:41Trixie.
01:02:42No,
01:02:42don't arrest
01:02:42her!
01:02:44Trixie is
01:02:45a good
01:02:45person.
01:02:46Please,
01:02:46officer,
01:02:47don't arrest
01:02:47her!
01:02:48Grandma,
01:02:49Mr. Rogers,
01:02:50Mrs. Williams,
01:02:51what are you
01:02:51all doing
01:02:52here?
01:02:52The neighbors
01:02:53heard about
01:02:53the breakup
01:02:53between you
01:02:54and Butch.
01:02:55We were
01:02:55worried,
01:02:56so we
01:02:57came here
01:02:57to back
01:02:57you up.
01:02:58Listen,
01:02:59officer,
01:02:59I can
01:03:00attest
01:03:00that Trixie
01:03:01Amoria
01:03:01is a good
01:03:02neighbor.
01:03:03She's
01:03:03very kind
01:03:04hearted
01:03:04and would
01:03:04never
01:03:05break
01:03:05the law.
01:03:06Yes,
01:03:06and one
01:03:07time when
01:03:07my daughter
01:03:08needed
01:03:08university
01:03:09tuition,
01:03:10Trixie
01:03:10gave her
01:03:10everything
01:03:11she had
01:03:11just to
01:03:12help her
01:03:12out.
01:03:13She also
01:03:13paid for
01:03:14my recent
01:03:14heart
01:03:15surgery
01:03:15as well.
01:03:16My
01:03:16fiance
01:03:17really
01:03:17is an
01:03:18incredible
01:03:18woman.
01:03:19She's
01:03:20an angel
01:03:20descended
01:03:21from
01:03:25heaven.
01:03:26You must
01:03:27be the
01:03:27criminal
01:03:28pretending
01:03:28to be
01:03:28General
01:03:28Lysander
01:03:29Armstrong.
01:03:30My
01:03:30brother
01:03:31is not
01:03:31a
01:03:32criminal.
01:03:32He's
01:03:32a war
01:03:33hero
01:03:33who
01:03:34single-handedly
01:03:34saved this
01:03:35country
01:03:35from a
01:03:35terrorist
01:03:35attack.
01:03:36Without
01:03:37him,
01:03:37this
01:03:37whole
01:03:37country
01:03:37would
01:03:38have
01:03:38been
01:03:38bombed
01:03:38to
01:03:39ash.
01:03:39And
01:03:40that's
01:03:40why
01:03:40it's
01:03:40twice
01:03:41the
01:03:41crime
01:03:41is
01:03:42stealing
01:03:42his
01:03:42identity.
01:03:43General
01:03:43Lysander
01:03:44Armstrong
01:03:44only fell
01:03:45into a
01:03:45coma
01:03:45because
01:03:46of
01:03:46the
01:03:46fight
01:03:46with
01:03:46the
01:03:46terrorist.
01:03:47And
01:03:47we've
01:03:47received
01:03:48no word
01:03:48that he's
01:03:48woken
01:03:48up
01:03:49yet.
01:03:49So
01:03:49this
01:03:50must
01:03:50be
01:03:50an
01:03:50imposter.
01:03:52I can
01:03:53tell
01:03:53that this
01:03:53whole
01:03:53dilemma
01:03:54with my
01:03:54identity
01:03:54is
01:03:55causing
01:03:55you
01:03:55a lot
01:03:55of
01:03:55trouble.
01:03:56I promise
01:03:57that I'll
01:03:57get it
01:03:57resolved
01:03:57and we
01:03:58can
01:03:58focus
01:03:58on
01:03:59taking
01:03:59down
01:03:59your
01:03:59scumbag
01:04:00ex.
01:04:02If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:05But don't fuck with my fiancée.
01:04:06You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:09Let's go!
01:04:32Get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:04:34Get him!
01:05:04get him!
01:05:11Get him!
01:05:12Get him!
01:05:24Is that enough pain?
01:05:26Or do you want more?
01:05:28Get him!
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:40Drama.
01:05:42Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:48He's so manly.
01:05:50Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:57Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See Trixie?
01:06:20You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:26We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:16I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:28Dammit!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun too.
01:07:33That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're cornered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Right.
01:07:55Ray rides the world.
01:08:07Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:53Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Bullshit.
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board your little lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:04Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:30What if it's a trap?
01:09:32That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:35She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will.
01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:47Left.
01:09:54I'm fine.
01:09:55Nothing happened.
01:09:56You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please.
01:09:59I really wanna die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:05Whoops.
01:10:06Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:09And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happening-
01:10:22No!
01:10:23No, Bob!
01:10:24Hey.
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything.
01:10:29Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:39Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See?
01:10:44This must be an illusion.
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please.
01:11:04You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:43But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:51Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:55You've got nothing on me.
01:12:01Yes.
01:12:01Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess.
01:12:09Madam President.
01:12:10I require your assistance.
01:12:13Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP.
01:12:18We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:56so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No.
01:12:59My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:09Oh, my God.
01:13:16Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:21and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:30I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:32You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:15No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28The Vice President arrives!
01:14:46Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:52Tear her apart!
01:14:52Tear her apart!
01:14:52Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:57Tear her apart!
01:14:58Tear her apart!
01:15:00Tear her apart!
01:15:02Tear her apart!
01:15:04Tear her apart!
01:15:09Tear her apart!
01:15:10friend with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong. And how dare you crash
01:15:24Miss Wickham's wedding? The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now
01:15:29you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:33He is the general. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that? Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's
01:15:43leader. So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero? We got the VP and the president
01:15:48on our side. You'll always be nothing, Trixie. I told you. Now punish them, Vice President
01:15:56Langley. This is treason. Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors
01:16:02and titles. Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved
01:16:16this country from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for
01:16:20Miss Trixie, he would... Enough! You speak another word and I will bring down your entire
01:16:25family. Not just your brother.
01:16:28Yeah. It's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country. I have no problem doing
01:16:35that again if it means protecting my fiance's life. And let's be honest about one other thing,
01:16:40Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line
01:17:04of poison darts for the military. Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously. Put innocent
01:17:14civilian lives in danger. Despicable.
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:31Oh.
01:17:40Shoot!
01:17:41Wait, that's the president.
01:17:55What the hell?
01:17:56Hey, idiots!
01:17:58Oh, my God.
01:18:00Oh, my gosh.
01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:07That was...
01:18:08They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:26With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:33What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:36That is easy.
01:18:38There's no need.
01:18:40I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:59What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:06She...
01:19:06She is...
01:19:08She is a criminal.
01:19:10Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:15Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:18What are you talking about?
01:19:19The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:32This contract?
01:19:34Yeah! Yes!
01:19:36Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:55My contract, you bitch!
01:19:57And that's not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:16Don't you realize?
01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:24Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do?
01:20:35The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:48So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, you idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:22I don't understand.
01:21:23I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:29And do you know the goddess-healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the goddess-healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only.
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:45her.
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:26To help those in need.
01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means...
01:22:33The billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:22:45But after everything you've done,
01:22:47we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please, I swear.
01:22:50I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:58She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:28All her goals.
01:23:29All her glory.
01:23:31All that could have been mine.
01:23:33This is all your fault.
01:23:34This is all...
01:23:35You seduced me!
01:23:37Don't stop me!
01:23:38You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:23:42Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:46I want to be rich again!
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:53But it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:00You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:11I never loved you.
01:24:12It's your fault!
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15You were rich.
01:24:17I'll send yourself out.
01:24:20Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:46Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:48Wait, right now.
01:24:50Yes!
01:24:51Well...
01:24:52Woo!
01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
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